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No. 112373
>>112369So I used to think I had IBS. I mean I still might have it but I think I’m just sensitive to certain food
triggers and going to a gastroenterologist helped me with that. What I’ve noticed makes a big difference is my stress level.
I never thought stress levels would be related to my past issues (ulcers, gastritis, extreme constipation) until I got diagnosed with CPTSD.
The doctors explained to me that my amygdala is larger/hyper active so I get into a fight or flight mode almost daily sometimes with even small stress
triggers, and that this could possibly explain why I used to have more of these issues more when I lived with my shitty family vs now (alone).
So if you have similar anxiety/stress issues it may be making your GI issues much much worse. I’ve noticed now that when I feel stressed out I tense up and even with a healthy diet I will have issues but nothing compared to from before. Meditation, centering and grounding myself has really improved my gut Heath. Crazy thing how our bodies work.
No. 112375
>>112373Also I’d like to add some general things that have helped me
-cut out milk and dairy besides sometimes cheese. For some reason I tolerate the thick fresh style cheeses better than sliced cheese.
-cook only in light olive oil but I still avoid extra oil in general.
-air fryer has been awesome! I can eat fries and other types of food now that I would have had to previously avoid. You don’t even need to add any oil which is great.
-avoiding red things. So tomatoes, peppers, strawberries (occasional is fine). This is something my gastroenterologist told me to do. Avoiding certain fruits like lemons, limes, mandarins, oranges, pineapples. They just hurt long term so it’s not worth it for me. If you can keep them though then it’s cool.
-adding certain fruits like papaya, watermelon, and mango to my diet has really helped me feel more regular and healthy overall.
-no coffee ever pretty much. I get my caffeine from matcha if at all. Coffee messes up my stomach sometimes. No alcohol either. I don’t really drink anyways and it just makes me feel more dehydrated which is bad anyways.
No. 112377
>>112373That's so crazy to think about but I'm glad you finally figured out what it actually was. I don't really have an issue with anxiety but definite issues with stress just because of work, and I'm really bad at letting myself relax. I've had issues with bleeding (mostly super light bleeding) when I go to the bathroom for a few years and hemorrhoids as well and I'm barely 20 years old and its super frustrating and I know this stuff can happen at any age but it makes me feel old and gross, and now self conscious because its resulted in a pretty sizable skin tag that I'm not sure would even be a good idea to try to get removed in the first place. I'm about this close to buying a bidet just to help minimize any unnecessary irritation.
I've never really formally asked a doctor about it all though, only my gyno as a one off "hey what's that thing on my asshole and should I be worried about it". I know I need to get it checked out by someone who actually works with that part of the body, its just a matter of finding a doctor now.
No. 112378
>>112377Yeah it was honestly like a “wow this makes so much sense moment!” As silly as it sounds because , like you, I’m also young (early 20s) and my worst GI issues happened when I was younger than now.
Even weird things like straight up peeing myself even though I don’t have any incontinence Issues made sense! Due to anxiety, I would either pee either 24/7 or just go and not be able to hold it in. Since I’ve calmed down and gone to therapy this has stopped.
It sucks feeling old and gross like this, I really feel you. But you’re neither trust me. A lot of people struggle with these issues. I even have that skin tag like thing you mentioned due to a particularly bad case of constipation one time. I think the only way to fix it is a physician visit but I don’t really care to have a doctor look at my asshole right now unless something was seriously wrong. I asked my gyno about mine actually but she said it’s not an issue unless it’s causing pain (in my case) but it’s definitely removable but likely benign.
No. 112381
>>112375Wow, I feel like this advice would help me a lot. I have issues using the bathroom like some days I won't pee or poop and other days I'm like a race horse every other hour.
I still deal with stress and general anxiety despite having a healthy diet, little to no sugar and caffeine, and exercising and I also have CPTSD. The fight or flight mode thing is also daily for me as well so I think I'm gonna invest in an air fryer and avoid those certain foods you listed. Thank you anon!
No. 112386
>>112381I also am the same way! Some days I pee 24/7 and horrible diarrhea and others cannot go to the bathroom at all and other days I have normal urination. I think stress is a HUGE aspect of it. At least for me, definitely and it has been a game changer to try to relax. Something that has also helped me is sleeping regularly and also taking power naps as well if I have time. I use an app for this that wakes me up in a relaxing slow way and I feel so much more calm.
The air fryer is awesome because you can cook so many things in it and it’s super easy to use. Enjoying foods you can’t normally eat is really nice, since I love fries but the oil makes me sick so now I just cut up my own potatoes and stick them in there and they come out so yummy. I’ve also made chicken in here, super toasty . I got one for 40 bucks on amazon.
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>>112419I've had issues with anal fissures for a while, if it's bright red blood either in the toilet (just a small amount) or when you wipe along with a sharp splitting feeling when you go to the bathroom then that's most likely it. More fiber and water should help
Also if the skin lump just looks like a ridge of skin then that's normal, a good amount of women have that. NSFW image but if it looks like this then you have a perineal raphe and it's nothing to worry about, this happens during fetal development so it's normal for those who have it
No. 114328
>>114291For me it‘s the complete opposite of what
>>114321 said.
I used to ignore my butthole but ever since I found out I like when my bf does stuff to my butthole, shaving it together with everything else has become mandatory. I love the smooth feeling and it’s not an effort that’s worth mentioning to me.
I also never got a moist feeling or itching. I have to admit though that this area is a lot more prone to razor burn, so that can be a problem (but I can avoid it by using coconut oil and disinfecting my razor).
For the few ppl that I’ve talked to about it, it’s 50/50. Some do it, some think it’s unnecessary.
I personally only do it because I enjoy the soft feeling of it. Never felt insecure about it or anything. Insecurity or pressure from your boyfriend/friends/media should never be the reason for you to shave. If you don’t feel comfortable, don’t do it.
No. 115772
>>115766Extreme swelling sounds kind of abnormal but the weird poop is probably mucous that lines the bowels. Some people poop it out when they are constipated or have issues like IBS, UC or Chron’s.
Are you having your period at all too? When I have my period I usually get constipated occasionally with gas/bloating and it hurts a lot. I found out recently that certain foods really set my stomach off, like coconut water. You might want to look into FODMAP or see what things could be
triggering you.
But overall the best thing is to continue seeing a doctor if it is really affecting you.
No. 115776
>>115766Could also be low bile levels. Did the doc go into any detail about your liver function results? Sounds like something isn't letting bile flow the way it should. That can cause white and yellow feces. Bile is what gives poop its brown color, if your poop is pale, it could mean that there's an issue with bile levels which means it could be an issue with your liver, gallbladder and/or bile duct.
But it could also be food intolerances, or malabsorption, I'm not a doc. But the fact that you did have abnormal liver function tests tells me its more likely to be the former.
You need to see a gastroenterologist soon OR if the pain is getting worse OR you see your skin or eyes turning yellow, go to the ER immediately. Call a gastro soon (as in today) and make an appointment ASAP but if you notice any new symptoms, go to the hospital.
No. 115787
>>115772Yea the swelling is really squishy and makes me look like i have a fupa even tho I'm relatively thin.
I had my period two weeks ago. They've regulated (i never used to have periods..or at least barely) since i had an abortion last year, but they are also heavier, longer, and more painful. I'm seeing a nutritionist next month and I'm going to try and weed out some foods until then to see if anything is causing it.
>>115776Hmm i don't know about low bile levels. I have lately also had bile come up my throat and shit. But what I've noticed along with the pain and the poop stuff I've been nauseous every day, have trouble regulating my temp, and see dots and overall feel like shit. Always groggy and in pain. I'm a little worried. I have no insurance at the moment and the doctor i see is at the only place in town that sees people with no insurance. I still have about 20 days until my next appt and they can't move it up. I've called the nurses station two days in a row but they're so damn busy i always get sent to voicemail. Ugh i went septic before and ugh just UGH. Sadly i can't just waltz into a hospital because as i said, no insurance…and no money.
Thanks for the information though nonnies, i will see if the swelling goes down by tonight. The pain levels are ridiculous. And btw no they didn't specify what liver functions were abnormal, they gave me the results over the phone. I've also had my gallbladder removed so really idk at this point the google results that match this don't look optimistic so ehhh. I'll try calling the clinic for the second time in an hour. Thanks again!
No. 115811
>>115800I don't have endo but I think it can grow back sometimes after being removed, which could explain the pain and swelling and to some degree the diarrhea, I'm just kinda concerned about the color of it. Yellow (chronic) diarrhea alone could mean a gut issue like
>>115772 said especially if it comes out greasy or mucousy, but white poops are puzzling. Also the liver is pretty resilient, one of the most resilient organs in the entire body (kinda has to be when its essentially one big filter), but I don't think a drug induced liver injury could be ruled out, at least not until you get more details on your liver function tests and see your doctor again. I really can't say.
I wish I had better answers but just make sure you're getting back all the fluids you're losing because of the diarrhea plus some and I know you don't have insurance/money but if the pain gets worse, you noticing any yellowing, or anything else concerning happens go to the hospital. Your health is way more important than any bill you might get in the future. Keep us posted anon!
No. 116748
>>116717if it's bothering you, you should probably have it removed
I'm not sure I understood you correctly but don't be embarrassed in front of your doctor, they see this kind of stuff every day, it's their job
No. 117035
>>116992I don't really have advice but I wanted to say that I think I've got a few external piles due to the general sudden lumpy and off color appearance of my butthole.
I'm also going wtf because there's nothing obvious that would have caused them for me either.
No. 117972
>>117944It's not weird, I look every time I wipe just to make sure.
But how do you wipe while still sitting down? You're supposed to go front to back, but how do you reach if you're still on the toilet?
No. 117982
>>117972I don’t sit all the way back, so my crotch is almost at the front of the seat. If I bend forward a little, I can easily fit my hand behind me and ‘into the bowl’. (It’s not really inside the bowl, but slightly below seat-level.) Some people are entirely grossed out by the idea of their hand going that far down but tbh I never touched the bowl (or anything I didn’t intend to, really) in my life.
I’m also quite petite though so I can see how this would maybe not be an option for someone with a bigger bum. Just another thing I never really thought about prior to hearing about it.
No. 118319
>>118317Coffee and a big glass of water in the morning always makes me go.
Also why not just flush the toilet, line the seat with toilet paper, then toss a layer of toilet paper into the toilet to prevent splash? That's my public toilet strategy.
No. 118347
I hate having IBS so much.
I have a very important exam coming up and I'm more worried about when/where to go to the toilet than I am about the actual test.
Today my friend drove me to uni, I got motion sickness and boom, got diarrhea. Last week it was hot, I was sweating and of course again diarrhea. On thursday I wore a skirt, meaning there was a tiny bit of pressure on my belly and it immediately triggered it again, I had to run out of class like 3 minutes after it started, so everybody probably think I'm a weirdo (and rude) now.
I get diarrhea because I am nervous and because I'm so nervous I get diarrhea, it's a vicious cicle. I wish I could leave the house without having to worry. I constantly panic and have to find a way to sneak away from friends, class, etc to find a toilet. Had it since 10 years already.
Recently I found some pills in my local drugstore, but it's so expensive, 10€ for just 1 week, I can't spend hundreds each year…
Do you think that birth control might make it worse?
No. 119036
>>119020For some reason I poop regularly every day only if I have a smoke in the morning. I literally finish my cigarette and run the fuck to the toilet.
Research is not really solid on that one so I don't even know if it's a common thing. I haven't smoked for a long while and I was constantly constipated and I honestly don't want to keep smoking now that I have quit for almost half a year since if I get something like colon cancer regular pooping wouldn't be my biggest problem at all!
No. 123314
>>123313The vomiting is what stands out to me here. I had ibs flare ups from ages 20 to 30 and never experienced vomiting no matter how bad I was
Maybe other anons will have your experience but I would think the vomiting indicates a different problem
No. 123327
>>123314Thanks anon. I haven't been able to find out whether vomiting is a common IBS symptom but had a suspicion it probably wasn't.
Out of interest, you said you had IBS between 20 and 30, does this mean you stopped experiencing flare ups? Do you know why?
>>123313Also, I forgot to mention that I keep getting feverish when it's really bad. I don't know if that's normal either.
No. 123336
>>123327I stopped having symptoms a year ago right after I got out of an
abusive relationship and once I'd moved out of a big city and to a small town. I've had generalised and social anxiety forever so anxiety was the cause of mine and I needed a huge lifestyle change more than a diet change personally
The vomiting and fever are not ibs symptoms I've ever heard of, makes you think of an immune system reaction, some autoimmune disorders cause bouts of vomiting
No. 123377
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>>123308Try propping your legs up. You don't need to buy a fancy stool since you probably have something already that you could use.
No. 123384
>>123382Nta but there’s usually no bidets in North America which sucks
After wiping until there’s no brown stains left, I use non scented soap and wash front and back. Only the outer skin at the front (never put soap inside your vag). At the back, spread cheeks apart and get the crack/hole with soap and water using your hands. I use the bathtub faucet and squat to get the most water down there (I literally put my crack in the water stream) Showers are unfortunately undetachable where I’m from but if you have a detachable showerhead aim for the lower parts of your body after lathering with soap. Idek if this is the proper way or if it’s bad for but that was the way I was taught
No. 123430
>>123378After a dry wipe I wipe some TP that's wet with a bit of warm water, then pat dry. I like the idea of wet wipes but they will clog and don't actually dissolve no matter what the package says. I saw someone on reddit say they spread their ass before they poo to minimise stickage but that only applies if your're thicc
>>123385Gonna have to get one of those. Why aren't bidets popular in North America? They make so much sense and they're not unpleasant to use
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Just curious, but how common is having diarrhea during your period? i know it's sort of normal, rarely see this being mentioned
No. 125111
>>118347I understand and relate so much. Everytime I must leave the house, the only thing I can think about is my ibs. Lately its been so bad I end up barely eating hoping that way I wont have a flare up.
Also lots of times I end up not going to class or coming back earlier. And it sucks because people dont know whats going on, and assume I'm lazy or dont care.
I believe birth control actually helps in a way. Without it felt worse for me at least.
No. 125329
>>125230For travel, I just carry little Summer's Eve wipes (I can't find individual baby wipes) around and throw them in the trash.
>>125257Either don't flush them, or consider a handheld bidet. Wipe to remove bulk before using the bidet and then dry off with paper towels. A portable handheld bidet is around $10 on amazon and you can just fill it from your bathroom sink. It saves a lot of time and you'll feel so clean.
No. 125633
>>125625I don't know of any specific educational anecdotes but I got an enema a week ago so I could try anal
It's pretty straightforward, you lie down (hopefully you have a clean rug so you're not on the cold floor), you insert the application device, and then squeeze away
The specific one I had was premixed, so there are probably cheaper ones that need a bit of work, but other than that, I would say get a pillow and bring your phone because it's not like an instant thing
I didn't actually feel the liquid going in until I was halfway done, but I'd definitely try to make sure the application device (sometimes it's just a bottle with slightly lubed tip) is inside just deep enough to where it won't spill out
But after a few minutes, and the enema you buy will probably be more specific about how long you have to wait, you should feel it coming back out
Then you just poop for 20 minutes–it's not like a constant stream, it's a lot at first and then a little bit at a time every few minutes
Stay as long as you feel comfortable, I ended up staying for 30 to 40 minutes until my body felt that I was completely empty, so definitely bring a magazine if you don't want to use your phone
Hope that was good enough
No. 125654
>>125623Eat fiber, use wetwipes/wet tp
Honestly, 99% of the shit in this thread is solved by eating more fiber, you'll get no wipe shits and its great. Just dump a spoonful of psyllium husk in a smoothie and enjoy not shitting and wiping yourself bloody guys, thank me later.
No. 125689
>>125625My main bit of advice would be to stay on the toilet for longer than you'd expect, getting all the water out can take a while and you don't want to discover you've left some in, set plenty of time aside
I don't know if you're doing it for sex related reasons? but I did it twice for that reason and felt so fed up and unsexy after the water-shitting session that it put me off enjoying it afterwards
The only couple times I've enjoyed anal were when I happened to be having a good stomach days and could be spontaneous. That rare though
No. 129373
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Years ago I got a hemorrhoid from stress and straining on the rim of the anus. Throughout the years it's swelled up and deflated depending on my lifestyle but it NEVER truly goes away. A normal anus usually has many tightly coiled folds but because of the hemorrhoid one is always slightly inflated. It doesn't hurt or give me problems but it's a very big insecurity of mine.
Everybody, even doctors tells me to leave it alone and that it doesn't matter but I hate it. I want to have a normal looking butthole. Does anyone else have this? Is there any way to make this pile just go away and have the anus look like it did before?
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got a pretty bad hemorrhoid (small grape sized), literally want to kms, feeling like an old person and constantly thinking about my fucking anus. germolene works for a bit but it always goes back to it's full sized glory. it has been a good week and a half so am pretty sure it won't sort itself out. guess this is the push I needed to finally sign up to a gp (foreign student), just wish it would have happened in a non-holiday period as now I def need to live with this for good 3 days + however long it takes to get an appointment.
literally don't even know why, my diet has always been shit and I have always been stressed by my bowel was quite happy, missing those days dearly. is this aging? I'm only 22
No. 130017
>>129373Same, anon! I wish I had a normal looking butthole. It's there all the time, sometimes looking like a tiny flap of skin and other times it's more inflated, but thankfully I never have any pain from it.
However, it does make me self conscious in bed sometimes.
My current partner isn't into anal sex, but eventually I would like to have it and I'm nervous it's gonna hurt or swell as a result, or turn my partner off from having anal to begin with.
I brought some Preparation H, but I haven't started applying it 3 times a day yet.
If that doesn't work to get rid of it all together/keep the swelling down forever, I was considering treating myself to hemorrhoid banding, however I'm terrified of doctors and not sure I could justify a medical procedure because I don't like how my butthole looks…
No. 130057
>>130046foreign student whose brain is the same size as her hemorrhoid here again with a retard update, can't print out gp application forms pr bank statement as proof of address because uni library us closed until 6th! kms time! current plan is to wait until 10am when the bank opens and print my statement there and then go get the forms in person, really want to get signed up today so I can get an appointment as soon as possible after new years. after work it seems to have inflated some more but am not sure whether that's my paranoia and expectations of anal prolapse or actual reality. fucking otc cream is doing fuckall tho besides temp numbing. it's painful to walk even but nhs website says to go to the hospital only if you have fever/are leaking pus/birthing tier pain and my ass buddy doesn't quite quality so suffering it is.
keeping all y'all hemorhoid sisters in my thots and prayers!
No. 130188
>>129373>>130046Absolutely same. I feel the pain.
I got my first in hs which was years ago, it was like a red almond took over my asshole. That one went away, thankfully. Then, not sure what the cause was, but like 2 years ago another one has returned, tho smaller. An irl friend has the same issue & tells me she can push hers back in. Tried it out & it works a bit until the next shit or whatever. I always find myself fingering my asshole real quick before sex with my bf because I’m insecure. I’m almost positive he’s aware of it due to the fact that we’re into ass stuff, but he hasn’t commented on the issue.
Lately it’s been deflated & less of an issue due to watching my diet, straining less & treating the hemmy with witch hazel.
One tip given to me by a gay friend (gay guys have the best advice on this issue I swear) is to soak a cotton ball or wipe in witch hazel & tuck in in your ass cheeks right up on the anus & let that chill for a bit. It actually has helped reduce!
No. 130459
>>130188Does the witch hazel sting, Anon? I'm greentext hemmanon and my worst one ever is FINALLY calming the fuck down but Ill def do this when it inevitably flares up again.
I'm thinking of going to get them banded or treated because now it's like a ton of almost skin-tags permanently around my ass that flare up like a lizards fucking neck defense mechanism every few days
No. 130697
>>130459on the days that the flare ups were particularly bad the witch hazel press kinda feels a little sensitive but not like a stinging sensation at all. I recommend it fa sho
I actually haven’t looked in to banding but if the hemms don’t eventually go away I’d be more than happy to have an operation to rid of them.
No. 131108
>>131103I don't think I can find wrapped tp rolls at my bfs place.. I'm also not sure that would fix my particular problem, I don't even really understand why it won't come out. Also uhm the hand bidet doesn't seem very practical..? I'm pretty unhandy and clumsy and I'm worried I would achieve being messy with that tbh
But I haven't thought of the bidet thing before so I guess I can try to find one and try it at home first..
No. 131126
>>131108Oh I should have mentioned you need to wipe first to get most of it. The bidet is just to clean up at the end instead of spending forever with baby wipes, further irritating your hemorrhoids. Another thing that helps is getting enough water. Fiber is important, but without water it leave you with cement.
>>131125The travel bidet has a special way of spraying out at an angle.
No. 131133
>>131132So fiber basically?
I do have fiber supplements but I keep forgetting I have them and I only used them for a few days so far.. Didn't notice a change when I did use them but maybe it takes longer to work?
No. 131134
>>131133…yes girl it does. You need to take things for at least a week if not 2 to notice a difference.
Metamucil isn't just fiber iirc it has some other things but just take something to harden your shits please. And stick to it.
Also what's your diet like?
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>tfw only times i'm not constipated is when i'm having diarrhea
it's not like i just can't shit, but i can never do it fully,most of the times feels like i only got half of it out and it just wont move
tried loads to little fiber,more water,stuff like prune juice and laxatives don't even do anything. Always feel in pain and/or bloated. Can't shit at all when i'm in a hurry or other people are staying over. No motivation to go anywhere while feeling bloated.
This really is messing with the little of a life that i have. Often have breakdowns over how not fair this feels
No. 131275
>>131267Tip if you down own a bidet is to slightly dampen your toilet paper so you don't need to use as much.
Unless you're english and your toilet paper is flaky shit and disintegrates in your hand.
No. 131312
>>131307i'll try,i eat it pretty often but not in big amounts
sofar eating a big portion of fruits in one sitting has been helping
No. 131343
>>131318do you eat a lot of vegetables? because those can cause you to have a loose stool due to the high fiber content.
as for the left behind stool, really the only thing that could help with that is washing after every time you go to the toilet.
No. 131429
>>131343Isn't fiber also being used to make it more firm..? I read it can help with both problems
And I just started using fiber supplements again and my shits were better but I don't know if that was a coincidence or not. Today it was messy again but the only thing I ate today was stuff from burger King so maybe that's why, I barely drank anything and took my fiber supplement tho
No. 131482
I seem to be constipated almost all the time (except for when I’m ovulating and on my period; those days always give me painful diarrhea) but I don’t mind, tbh? Is that bad?
I only poop every 2-3 days, it’s usually very firm and therefore I barely have to wipe.
The only downside is that I tend to get hemorrhoids, even tough I don’t even press hard and bowel movements take me about 2 minutes tops.
Now the solution to that seems to be not to constipated, duh. But the thing is that whenever I get looser stool it becomes a (literal) pain in the ass. It always feels like acidic diarrhea and I’ll need just as much paper as the other anons itt. I always read about how fiber makes your poops so easy to clean, apparently, but I just can’t relate.
I also get the same feeling
>>131158 described about feeling they’re not getting everything out. Whenever my stool is a bit softer it will always feel like I’m not really done.
I don’t know how to feel about all of this.
No. 133004
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I sympathise with anons talking about their hemorrhoids. I have them and I hate them. it's been down to my ibs and straining on the toilet and now I have these two external hemms. I know people talk about them hurting but mine never did, they just looked fucking ugly. I'm glad I have no bf because I know I'd be so ashamed of him seeing them.
I'm only really posting this because recently one of them has been bleeding. ugh it's awful. It sucks because I'll use the toilet and whatever healing the 'cut' has done since my last time is just ruined cause it's stretches the lil scab/healing open again. this is so gross, I'm sorry.
I'm going to try and up my fibre and stay away from foods I know give me ibs flareups. in the past when I've eaten well the hemms have 'deflated' so hopefully I can get there again.
also, I read that witch hazel can help to shrink em. has anyone tried this?
No. 133014
>>133004the only thing that's worked for me is using hemorrhoid cream and cleaning with non-scented soap daily. after a week or so of doing that, it shrunk completely.
I've never tried using witch hazel though
No. 133052
>>133035i too have a smelly pussy anon. it is the bane of my life, but you are not alone. it's definitely not BV, or any other kind of infection, i've just got a smelly pussy.
my hygiene is good, too - i've tried a load of different stuff (though no douches because UK anon and I think they genuinely are pretty bad for you).
the only thing i've had moderate success with is this - keep my pubes short, wash vulva thoroughly with femfresh active wash and a fresh flannel (not just hands), blowdry area after shower on cool setting, follow up with deodorant designed for intimate areas afterwards.
i wash all my clothes and bedding with antibacterial cleaning agents on a hot wash so it's not my clothes either.
this is the only combo of things that gives me a remotely inoffensive pussy after years of trial and error - i've tried washing with mild soap and water, tried shaving/not shaving, i always wear natural fibres, i've tried changing my diet, i've been to the doctor.
my pussy just smells bad. i can smell it through my clothes after a particularly exerting day. i've never smelt anybody else's pussy though so maybe it's more about being hypersensitive? i don't know.
i DO know that i'm tired of trite advice that's like "it's a pussy, we've all got unique smells, it's not supposed to smell like a tropical paradise" - bitch i know! i just want it to stop smelling like metallic trash! thanks!
No. 147913
>>147776If it's happening at your significant others place I would think that you could be open about the issue.
My last ex used alot of toilet paper so he would stay in the bathroom for a while so he could flush a second time. Some might be embarrassed by that but I'd rather that than deal with a toilet clog.
No. 147917
>>147897I've also had stomach issues (IBS) throughout my life and I can tell you, multiple flushes is a lifesaver when it comes to not clogging toilets. I don't know why I didn't think of until a few years ago but basically, just flush as frequently as you can. It may be embarrassing if someone is listening at the door, I guess, but far less embarrassing than clogging a toilet with TP.
Also I bet a portable bidet would be helpful, but I've never used one myself so I don't know.
No. 148119
>>148112How is your diet?
This happens to me when I don't eat all day then binge unhealthy food at night.
Make sure you're balancing out your eating throughout the day and eat things with fiber.
No. 148198
>>148145Hate saying this but if you're desperate to unleash a shit, sugar free multivitamin gummies had a shocking fucking effect on my normally ultra constipated bowels
Other than that I have always been insanely constipated, like could go weeks at a time without anything happening if I left it. My doctor prescribes me a ton of macrogol very regularly otherwise I'd never shit a day in my life. They're fine with me taking it long term bc shit sexual experiences make me extremely hesitant to get my ass poked by a doc to see what's going on. (It's sure as fuck not good though and I desperately need to move forward on that.) You don't want to let this go on too long anon because some day soon your stomach will go nuts like mine occasionally does and the pain for 24hours is unbearable, on par with childbirth. If you call a doctor maybe they will be happy to discuss this over the phone given the pandemic, not sure how it is in your country but my gp is offering that. Just make sure you emphasize exactly how bad it is
No. 148204
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>>148198thanks for the response! honestly not above eating a fuckton of gummies, do you remember the brand?
No. 148206
>>148114Thank you anon, I need the push. Will book an appointment!
>>148119Thanks for good advice anon. I tend to eat a couple of small meals throughout the day and then I eat a lot for dinner before I go to bed, not necessarily unhealthy food but I definitely don't balance out my eating. I eat a lot of fiber as well. Probiotics actually helped, but after using it regularily it gave me semi-painful cramps
No. 149069
>>149067I view it the same way I view armpit hair..if it is totally acceptable for men to have hair there without having their hygiene constantly questioned then we should be no different. If you're keeping yourself clean I don't see the issue.
But if you want to, shaving does seem to be the only option that isn't stupidly painful. I don't even know if asshole lasering exists? I imagine the area is too senstive for lasering. But IME the issue of shaving/stubble irritation goes away after a while. Your skin becomes less sensitive after the first few shaves.
No. 150404
>>150403It depends, some people clean themselves with paper before and after. I personally go straight to the bidet and yes, it does clean everything. I don't know how portable bidets work, in my country we have bidets in every single bathroom and it's literally a tap, the water just goes up, and you can regulate how high/strong it can go and the temperature.
And to prevent the water running over your vag you have to stick your butt just a little bit, go over the tap subtly, and not go hard on the water stream (by regulating it). After that I just dry myself with paper
I hope I was able to explain myself
No. 150428
>>149067My personal recommendation is just to get over your embarrassment and laser it if you have the funds. Keep in mind, being especially hairy, you’ll probably have to get it done anywhere from 8-10 times to get it mostly gone forever. Also, if your hair and skin doesn’t have high contrast (light skin and dark hair), it will not be as effective.
I’ve gotten a full Brazilian laser about 6x at this point. I’m not super consistent with it, so it’s been over the course of a few years. If I let everything grow out now, it takes about 4 months to reach less than a cm in length, the hair is baby fine, and I have 1/6th of the hair I started out with. Not sure if the regrowing still happens because of my inconsistency or because of my hair color (medium-dark brown). My husband has also done the same amount of laser in the same spots, but his hair (black) literally never grows back now.
By the way, if showing the nurse your hairy butthole is the source of your embarrassment, know that you’re usually asked to shave everything as well as possible beforehand. If you miss a spot, they can usually touch it up, but they can’t laser with hair in the way.
No. 150432
>>150428To add one other piece of advice, I would probably recommend trying to find a place that has a more medical setting vs a casual/spa setting. They may not be as trained in checking the state of your skin, and their laser machines may be weaker.
The country I live in is fairly homogenous and I generally hear good reviews about laser overall. I’m not sure if the bad reviews I see from English speaking countries are due to wider variations in skin/hair color or shittier machines. Just something to keep in mind before you drop money on it.
No. 150781
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So I've had chronic constipation all my life, literally since I was in diapers. It sucks so bad to walk around with a bloated feeling 80% of the time. My stomach is naturally pretty flat but that's only visible the first two or three days after my last bowel movement. I can't plan outfits in advance because whether or not I feel pretty in a tight dress depends on the last time I was able to shit.
Last month I went to a sauna with a friend and I was so stressed out about whether I'd be bloated there or not, since I'd have to be naked all day. It seriously fucks with my life. Very occasionally if it's a day where I absolutely want to look and feel good I'll take laxatives the night before, but those give me stomachaches from hell for about three hours before working so that's not an ideal solution either.
It sounds stupid but my bf (and most other people apparently) can just decide to go take a shit whenever the fuck they want, even outside of when it's urgent, and I'm so jealous.
No. 150846
>>150781We're in the same boat, for as long as I remembered, I'd never have a "daily" shit. Everyone around me can shit at least once a day, but I go like weeks without shitting, and I was once told that it's normal by an emergency doctor @ the hospital but, I'm not quite sure. Started taking a lot of Fiber to help, which helped me reduced it to at least once a week, but still no improvement.
Speak with a doctor if you're afraid, but from what I'm told, it's pretty normal.
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Fugg
No. 152391
>>150781I was like this, I have IBS that was greatly helped by giving up gluten and taking a fiber supplement (psyllium husk).
May be worth systematically going through your diet and checking to see if you have a intolerance for anything (gluten/dairy/FODMAPs etc)
No. 152394
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I'm so sick of having IC and IBS. I feel like I'm literally spending just most of my life on the toliet. I can't go 40 minutes without needing to either piss or shit my guts out but mainly it's piss. I'm having a flare up as of late with both issues along with my GERD and I feel like I'm in hell. I just want a new body and I just want to be able to have a full night's rest without waking up to go to the potty every hour.
No. 152402
>>152394I rarely see IC brought up on here, feel free to ignore me if this is too personal but you find any relation between being sexually active and your IC flaring up?
I used to think any sort of penetrative play was leading to me getting UTIs but after a while my doc actually started testing me (he used to just give out antibiotics based on symptoms before that) turned out I would have UTI symptoms but no actual infection so IC I guess. Doc was never very helpful or concerned after that. I've learned that any type of penetrative play is a massive
trigger for it and that by avoiding that for prolonged periods of time my symptoms almost go away completely. Although sometimes just using tampons will give me a slight overactive bladder again (ffs lol) It's so long since I've had bad symptoms that I basically forgot about it being so bad..I got a toy lately and omg I'm suffering for it. One use and I want to throw out again, it's not worth this.
No. 152409
>>152402YES. Although it's not nearly as bad as it used to be, I just have to be dehydrated and it will come back. It also seems linked to my vulvodynia when it flares up.
Maybe it's a physical thing and penetration irritates your bladder/urethra. I think recurrent infections can give you scar tissue and hypersensitive nerves.
I also get thrush/ BV really regularly even when I'm single but it gets worse if I don't use a condom/ have bad dry sex.
Why are my genitals broken??
No. 161402
>>161400My exes kid had this problem, blessed us every visit with unflushable poop lol.
He had a pretty sweet-heavy diet at the weekends (dad spoiling him during his visit) so I always just thought it was that issue of a fatty diet. I think I've only had floaters around christmas time before.. which lends itself to the sugar/fat heavy diet theory. Is your diet generally healthy though? Or are you unusually underweight indicating you're maybe not absorbing fat?
No. 161411
>>161402I am not underweight.
I think its fairly balanced; I noticed no difference when i was purposely losing weight (via CICO) and stayed away from highly processed foods because theyre a waste of calories but i will admit i was eating a lot of Salmon which has a lot of "good" fats. I also cook regularly but i do like sweets. I dont binge eat sweets or fatty foods but i also cant say no to a few pieces of chocolate or a couple cookies. I do eat nuts as a snack often as well which are often higher fat.
I dont have a deep fryer and almost always measure out the oil i use to grease the pan when i cook meats. I also dont order fast food or take out all that often; especially compared to americans.
No. 161455
>>161429When I was younger and struggling way worse with anxiety I would shit three times in a day. I was told I had ibs and put on meds that slow stomach spasms. A few years later I'm off meds but managing stress better and going once a day.
I've pointed out to anons before that 3 times a day is on the edge of what docs consider normal. One doc might brush you off for that, another wouldnt. Shitting that often doesn't feel great though, doesn't make plans fun or trips/stays at people's houses. Then theres the self consciousness around hygiene and intimacy. I remember it wasn't a good time
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No. 162368
>>162352imagine getting mad at someone because their farts don't smell good enough lmao
dutch oven him to assert dominance
No. 163152
>>162361Many people with IBS can't have brussel sprouts, also things like cauliflower and cabbage
>>162352If it bothers you, it's a good idea to get an intolerance test
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That was solid.
No. 174518
>>174481Cheap wine fucks up my stomach. I've never really been one to get head hangovers, always thought I was lucky in that regard.. but as I get older my stomach sure suffers for it.
I hear about people getting drunk and having one night stands and all I can think is…I wake up and explode after a night of drinking lol. Must be nice not to.
No. 182441
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Not shit-related, but asshole-related… I have a couple boils that appeared around my asshole the past couple days. I've had experience with boils on other parts of my body (I had a staph infection a while back), and luckily my sister (currently in med school) knows how to express them and I'm grateful for her help in the past. But these are in such a gross area and I'm way too embarrassed to ask her to prod around them, so I'm resorting to remedies off google to make them hurt less. Just now I pressed a warm, moist cloth to the area, but I'm really worried about them getting bigger/worse. Anything else I can do without having to ask another human being to stare down my asshole?
No. 182444
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Does anyone else likes enema here? I deadass love giving myself one on a daily basis. I know I'm weird Pls nobully
No. 182491
>>112369HOW DO I GET RID OF HEMORRHOIDS HOW DO I PREVENT THEM
I just want a normal looking bum hold
No. 184001
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From a young age I've had problems with constipation and even on occasion difficulty with urinating as an adult. I'm probably just crazy, but I'm now legitimately starting to wonder if It's a psychosomatic effect from my inability to be open with myself and other people. I'm always holding so much in emotionally & mentally, I'm starting to wonder if It's even effecting me physically.
No. 184005
>>182444Do you do enemas to purge or are you like Freelee the banana girl who just does them for natural health stuff?
I used to do coffee enemas sometimes when I was younger. I read about them in a magazine or something and decided to give them a try
No. 184014
>>184001I have major peestipation / shy bladder too. It is definitely a psychological thing for me, and my BMs aren't affected at all. It's gotten worse with age and can be so debilitating, sometimes I really have to pee but can't because I'm in a public restroom or it's too loud or something. I've noticed that if I'm very distracted or my thoughts are racing it makes it worse and I need to focus and re-center before my body will unclench the pee muscles
Breathing exercises and meditation help sometimes, other times I'm basically SOL. Sometimes counting things (bathroom tiles) or doing multiplication tables can help too.
No. 184043
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>>182491Ive been dealing with hemmeroids for almost 10 years. My best advice: go see a colo rectal surgeon. Your first appointment will be discussing the nature of your issue, and then either an exam or scheduling an exam. Theres so many causes of hemmeroids that its really hard to give advice on a general Q like this. godspeed and best of luck anon
No. 187085
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I found a worm in my poop i want to cry yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
No. 187402
>>187150how did you get it,
nonnie?
No. 187534
>>187512If it's both watery and that many times a day that's classed as diarrhea.
I had ibs for years and I would go too often for someone who didn't eat alot. That and the consistency was more like something that'd come out of a baby than a healthy adult. I maybe went 6 times a day at my absolute worst though. So that's alot to of not seen a doc about already. If you have stress related ibs then your insides are spasming too much. It causes you to go very often in smaller amounts. I haven't changed my diet but I manage stress better and now my 3/4 movements a day have reduced down to one normal sized solid movement.
The wateryness will likely concern a doc. Like you could be regularly dehydrated because of it. Which would explain you being tired. That or not absorbing nutrients. Definitely enough to warrant an appointment.
No. 188968
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Wtf is going on.
The last few times I had to poop I've noticed red spotting after I wipe. I didn't really pay too much attention bc I thought maybe I just wiping too hard??
However last I went to the bathroom though there was a noticable amount of blood in the toilet.
I'm not even straining to go or have any stomach pains, I dunno what is going on. I don't feel or see anything abnormal down there. I read sometimes hemorrhoids can be internal and get irritated, could that be the case?
No. 188971
>>188968if it's bright red blood then yeah hemorrhoids or an anal fissure, make sure you stay well hydrated and eat enough fiber to help
if it's dark stool that looks black/dried blood then that's more serious internal bleeding, but you said there's no pain so that is good but just it's good information to have
No. 195018
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pooping again, for the third time this morning. thinking about that ad i get on youtube that says "humans have 20lb of toxic poop in their bodies at any given time" and i keep hoping all this poop that's leaving me is some of the toxic stuff
No. 195040
>>195018This made me remember the time where I went to get an ultrasound because I think I had some GI problems and the doctor was moving the scanner across a HUGE area of my abdomen saying "There's poop here. Here too. Here as well. Young lady, you are positively filled with poop."
I don't think I've ever experienced an even 50/50 split emotion of embarrasment and amusement. I was poop lady that day.
No. 196092
>>195166Use more tp and bunch it up into a taco shape (kek). When you wipe, put more pressure on the tips of your fingers and do a scooping motion. The trick is to not have the tp flat which just spreads it around. If it's not a fiber/diarrhea issue it sounds like you may have too much oil/fat in your diet. Also I hear bidets are magical. Hope I explained this right
nonnie, godspeed.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but if you are addicted to coffee enemas, laxatives, etc. Be aware that are yoga poses that can make you shit. I'm talking A Lot. You're going to shit so much and I don't think it's harmful to your bowels. Just pressing on certain parts and opening your body by readjusting your innards is probably not going to do anything. No, I am not anorectal violence but I'm no better or worse. Google "yoga shit pose" and you'll get the results you're looking for. Good Luck, and you're welcome.
No. 196812
>>196752Thanks for this
nonny, going to try this when I eventually wean myself off coffee
No. 197539
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Anons I knew I had some funky stuff going on with digestion because I've binge drank myself into IBS (40+IPAS weekly for years, guts are officially scrambled, my fault ikik) but I found a fuckin whole noodle after my 3rd shit this morning and now I'm wondering if I should go see a DR.
Like I knew I wasn't digesting things properly because there'd be whole bits of undigested food, but I figured if I just kept on eating healthy and didn't give in to beer temptations that I'd eventually level out. But should I go in? I've never before seen a whole entire undigested noodle just chillin in the toilet bowl. I was hoping this would fix itself with a better lifestyle but I'm wondering if my guts are too far gone with traditional clean-eating and wellness and junk.
Any anons gone through something similar to alcohol-induced IBS? What was your course of action?
No. 197548
>>197539How long have you been clean eating? How long have you been going without beer?
My spouse was a heavy drinker and had the same issue for about a month and a half after he quit drinking completely.
Also, up your fiber intake asap. Increase it slowly but steadily. Drink lots of water with it.
Are you having any dark black stool? If so
then go to the doctor now please.
Other than that, if it’s been less than a 3 month period and you haven’t had any blood in your stool, then just wait it out. You body is probably gettin use to the lack of carbs.
No. 197555
>>197548Thanks for the speedy reply,
nonnie. This made me feel a lot better and gave me a lot of answers.
The noodle makes sense now because yesterday was nothing but bone broths, coconut milk, and chicken noodle soup since I've been sick with the flu for a couple of days, so I'm definitely lacking fiber lately. I'll pick up some fiber pills and incorporate that into my diet as I start feeling well again.
And honestly I've experienced all sorts of poop colors and textures. Looks like someone threw in a handful of sand? Check. Black and tarry mounds? Check. Pale/yellow and loose? Check. The thing is that they never lasted longer than a week or two , so I never really pursued anything of it. I know that they point to signs of internal bleeding, yada yada, but I figured since it eventually stopped that it fixed itself, that things are just sucky but will eventually heal. Am I wrong in assuming that?
I'm pretty early in on my quitting/clean eating so you're right in that I probably need more time of clean eating and wellness. Of all things to scare me, that noodle definitely did a number on me this morning. Thanks again for the answers
nonnie.
No. 197603
>>197555No worries.
Oh coconut milk is mild natural laxative so be careful and remember that for a bit until you get some fiber in you.
And black poo is really only a problem if it’s sticky dark black like tar and
won’t go away for weeks combined with vomit or fever or any other crazy stuff that happens super fast.
Also, white poo is a big red flag too.
Poop is weird lol but I wish it didn’t have such a stigma around it. It really is an insight into your overall health.
You’ll be ok
nonnie!
No. 198075
>>198061You could experiment with cutting out food groups like dairy, gluten and things like that just to be sure but most often it's ibs.
Docs will usually test for infection, recommended trying out elimination diets and if they can't find a cause they'll give you antispasmodic meds for ibs. Stress can be a huge
trigger so stress management can provide a lot more relief than any meds do ime..but if you have it since childhood maybe thats not your issue. Most people with ibs do seem to either have autism or mental health issues though. They're looking into what the link there is but currently it's a frustratingly vague diagnosis to get.
No. 198127
>>198061I had exactly what you had.
I had to cut ALL grains, inflammatory agents (spicy, carageanan preservatives) fermenting foods (beans, any fiber).
I reduced internal inflammation with lots of tumeric (have to get USA grown, all others are from contaminated soil in Bangledesh and are biggest reason for child lead poisoning), until I could tolerate some things. My diet is caveman like, lots of simple recipes, lots of chicken, tons of the heart+brain healthy omega 3 fats from olive and coconut oil and fish(low mercury like tilapia, supplement selenium with several brazil nuts a day to avoid possible
toxic build up, also salmon is loaded with healthy fat).
Seeds, nuts good in moderation. Vegetables and fruit good, don't force yourself spinach. Supplement the enzyme l-glutamine (necessary for gastrointestinal cellular repair) as well as making sure that your d3, magnesium, are good or partially supplemented.
I can tolerate some cheese, muenster is pleasant tasting imo and it is loaded with vitamin k2(mk4).
Sunbathing is great for body beyond getting d vitamin.
Potassium cannot be viably supplemented, eat vegets (potatoes are very high, but are inflammatory).
It seems strange to reduce all fiber, but what a science journal I read found was that people taken off of high fiber diets had improved digestion. It makes sense that we should not bother eating stuff we can't digest, we are not cattle so we should not eat cattle feed (like ALL grains).
No chronic sensitivity, pain, bloating, or diarhhea.
I hope this helps.
Also, speaking as a licensed pharmacy tech who was perscribed theses, IBS drugs are kinda terrible for you and ultimately won't fix the problem. You will statistically be taking them for life (reduce acids, body has to increase acids, can't stop because now problem is worse), and they are usually anticholinergics that lead to dementia later in life. Fix diet, return to caveperson foods.
This diet is cheap too.
No. 198131
>>197555>>198061Gut isn't absorbing liquid, sounds like inflammation. Soothe it, reduce shit like grains and fermentable fibers. Go get calories like body builders of healthy oils and proteins.
Alternatively use low-fermentable bulk fiber from psyllium husk.
No. 198204
>>198075thank you, it helps to give me a rundown of what to expect if I were to ever to go to a doctor for it. I am usually very stressed and have bad anxiety which causes it to get worse than usual so it could definitely be a factor
>>198127thank you so much for this, it is REALLY helpful and it feels good to know I'm not the only person to suffer with this. Do you think you could give me a rundown of what your daily eating habits are like, or some meals that work for you? I'll definitely look into tumeric and vitamins
>>198131For some reason I never thought about my gut being inflamed and I just lived with it, thank you. I will look into it
No. 198615
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I am prone to hemorrhoids and now have a horrible, ugly scar on my asshole that I'm so fucking insecure about. I can recognize it's not the end of the world, like I'm not a gay male so my ass isn't going to feature highly in my sex life, but I still feel so ugly walking around knowing it's there.
How can I cope?
No. 199059
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I can't make a huge shit if my asscheeks don't get good enough traction on the toilet seat!! I have lotioned up and am trying to drop a big one but I'm sliding all over! Simply Lugubrious!
No. 199199
>>199188>Do you guys bleach your assholedNo.
>can you recommend a brand?No.
>maybe you guys have natural suggestions?Love yourself
No. 201789
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My farts usually smell like cabbage even though it's not regularly in my diet. The scent is highly reminiscent of Panda Express chow mein. It's weird but Fat Bastard was not wrong. I usually did order the chow mein when I ate there. Surely these are correlated.
No. 203138
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shit three times this morning. it was all that Crazy Calzony Pepperoni I ate last night. T'was delicious and came out easy. I give the shit three times this morning. it was all that Crazy Calzony Pepperoni a 7/10
No. 203946
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Please help me anons. I frequently have shits that are too big for my butthole, causing it to tear and bleed a large amount of blood. I’m not constipated— I have regular bowel movements (Once every 2 days) and they’re not hard to pass. I eat a ton of fruits for fiber and drink a shit ton of water, have a healthy balanced diet, am not under or overweight, and don’t have any stomach troubles.
I’m really upset because it seems like as soon as it heals, I’ll have another bowel movement that rips it open again. It’s not unbearably painful but it is uncomfortable and the amount of blood is always disconcerting to see.
Does anyone have experience with this or any advice on how to help my asshole not tear? I know this sounds ridiculous but I can’t talk to anyone about this and you ladies are my only hope fml
No. 204250
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>>203953Ah…. I already don’t eat any of that stuff. Maybe I just have some sort of freak condition, FML. Huge turd syndrome or something. But I don’t think they’re that big, tbh. I think my asshole is just tiny for some reason. Regardless, had to put lotion on my asshole tonight after disinfecting it to help it heal and I’ve never felt so ridiculous in my life. I’m imagining committing sudoku and having to leave a note explaining “my asshole was just too small and I couldn’t take it anymore.”
No. 205865
>>205840- drink more water
- no alcohol
- less sugars
- no spicy foods
- drink more water
No. 208161
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I really just have to vent about my hemmoroids. I used to sit on the toilet for long periods of time and would strain, I've had internal hemms for years now and sometimes they make their way ouside after I've been to the toilet, I have to push them back inside (I use a finger with coconut oil on it). I've also had external ones but they're since shrunk (leaving the skin of my a-hole fleshy and weird) it honestly really gets me down and makes me feel disgusting, it looks disgusting. my diet is a lot better and I'm in and out of the bathroom very quickly these days but I really believe I've messed my asshole up for for good. the damage is done after years of poor diet and toilet habits. I feel so angry with myself for it.
I'm not sexually active but I'm dreading the first time someone sees my asshole. I don't have any desire to use my ass in a sexual way but it's going to have to be seen since it's so close to my vagina. if I clench my asshole really tightly you can barely tell there's anything wrong with it but I can't go through every sexual experience with a clenched asshole! I don't think someone would break up with me over it but it is still such a big worry for me and makes me never want to attempt a relationship because I am so self conscious about the way it looks. I put myself in the shoes of whoever may fuck me and how they'll be like 'there's that gnarly asshole again'.
No. 208198
>>208161anon pls don't be so hard on yourself. i struggle with hemorrhoids too (used to be worse tbf but still sometimes a problem) , it sucks knowing my asshole is a bit fucked up for reasons beyond my control but i 100% promise you no potential partner will give a shit. im not even sure they'll see your asshole all that much unless theyre looking really closely for it, and if they do care and decide to make a big deal out of it then honestly they're being weird and probably not worth being with.
from personal experience my partner has never seemed to notice, or if they have they haven't said anything about it even though its something they know about
No. 208309
>>208161If you don't like butt stuff and you're stayng away from asshole fetish guys then you should be fine as long as you're clear from the beginning and it's not just a compromise.
I hate butt stuff but I've had a weird run of dating guys who were more into assholes than anything else.. I should've dumped them earlier because they'll say it's not a big deal and then they'll still go on to nag you to perform an act you've already clearly ruled out from the start.
Find yourself a guy who doesn't want to lick bumholes and cherish him lol. I feel like they're becoming a rare find.
No. 208452
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My shit smells like a pit toilet right now. Ever since the "coming out of both ends" incident things haven't been very compact. My diet has been scattered and reduced for a week now due to stress. I will take this as a warning. Something is not right. Usually I have a certain smell, my shit smells nothing like my own but more like the conglomeration of a wide breadth of poops.
No. 209332
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Sometimes your poop just feels like this.
No. 209419
>>209334mine doesn't feel like that right now, just sometimes we all have that
I'm on the toilet now, things are normal but they still don't smell like my own brand. weirdly enough my poop smells like cat poop this morning
No. 209535
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I managed to figure out how to clean the mineral build up in my cruddy toilet. I dissolve it in some hot water, wait for it to cool as I empty the toilet, then I pour the solution into my toilet and leave it for an hour or two, when i check back it looks like it's fizzing and the water becomes cloudy, I give it a good scrub with a sponge then flush and it's as good as new. Seriously try this nonnies if you're starting to get bothered by the stains at the very bottom of your toilet that have accumulated because you got too lazy to empty your toilet bowl at least once a month when you use a standard cleaner. I feel so much pride shitting in a clean toilet.
I tried:
- baking soda + vinegar several times, it helped only a little bit at first
- standard toilet cleaners
- bleach
- pumice stones
I was really at my wits end trying all the hacks I looked for online and this is the only one that fixed it.
No. 211223
thinking about the anon who said her favorite farts come around and pop her pussy but lately I've been really enjoying the "fart log" types where it feels like I'm shitting loaves of air
>>210922always happy to share a kek
(post history contains tens if not hundreds of scat fetishism posts) No. 213915
>>213889I eat lots of eggs, not much meat (like, sometimes once in two or three months), no fast foods but also not enough vegetables and fruits.
>>213884It probably has to do with the fact I'm extremely sedentary and don't eat a lot to begin with. I used to be underweight (not anachan, been like this since I was a kid) so I imagine this also factors it?
Anyway, exercising also helps, I noticed I get the most bowel movements when I'm regularly exercising, but I guess keeping this routine is the hardest part when you're used to not moving at all. Haven't exercised in months now.
No. 215934
>>215893you used to shit
once a week???
No. 217632
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I was doing some Christmas shopping in a huge gift store the other day, when suddenly, an immense urge to poop fell upon me. it wasn't exactly diarrhea but I had to clench my buttcheeks. the store turned into a fun house and I could barely focus on anything. thank god they had a public restroom that was single use. it was weird because I was totally find before and after kek
No. 219381
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i have only shit myself one time, i was walking home from work and i got to my block and as soon as i saw my house i just immediately had to shit. but i still had to walk like half a block. so i tried my best to carefully get there but nothing could save it. i went inside and threw my underwear in the trash and immediately got in the shower. so glad i was just going home.
No. 219597
>>219592I can clench my urethra, vag and butt sphincters semi independently of each other, although there's always some overlap. I don't use other butt cheek muscles no.
Both constipation and leaking farts are symptoms of a weak pelvic floor, so you could look more into it.
I found something called a Kegel8 Biofeedback Trainer which is supposed to be for your vag but I guess you could use it for this. When you squeeze, it shows you on your phone what you're doing on like a graph, so you can learn better brain - muscle connections.
No. 225747
>>225699Nevermind guys, i just noticed i avoided eating meat for like a year and my iron levels are probably hella low, i should eat more meat god this was
not a good idea
No. 226923
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i had spicy dinners two nights in a row and now my butthole hurts so bad its hard to sit in my chair
No. 227135
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>tfw I work right across my boss and stomach decides to randomly BRRRRP for hours
Never skipping pooping before work again
No. 227474
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I haven't had coffee in a while and drank some today and I pooped at least five times today… Wtf is in this laxatives??
No. 231012
>>230914>>230584thanks, I will try some of these (maybe not all at once). I've always had issues but I'm frankly worried I've injured my backdoor now. A ton of blood. I know it's just from the constipation but have I done permanent damage to the interior? I don't really want to go see another dr about this.
I know a lot of people drink coffee for a laxative effect but I don't really like it (only drink it at cafés sometimes, never at home), and I can't see that being healthy for this type of constipation anyway - it's a known side effect of the medicine. ugh. Anyway thanks for the supplements, I'm much more interested in using something like that.
No. 231805
>>231801Oh, ok, it's fine now, I'm drinking much less nowadays
Why people say it helps pooping anyway?
No. 231874
>>231832I'm drinking more water nowadays which is also helping along with trying to eat healthier (adding more variety). I made this post
>>213915 a while ago
No. 233179
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Why do I poop everything all at once?
This is the cycle:
Have to poop
>It starts out a little bit of a hard to pass poop but nothing too crazy. Get out and feel ok
>Twenty minutes later I still have poop left and have to poop again, this time it is a very good normal healthy long soft poop
>twenty minutes later, still need to poop yet again. It’s still got a good texture but my tummy is starting to feel weird
>twenty minutes later I have to shit again and now it’s straight diarrhea
Then if I have to poop later that day or the next it’s also diarrhea.
THEN- most importantly- my stomach really hurts during this time. It hurts for days and I take ibuprofen to make it stop.
Finally, I don’t poop for a few days as my colon fills up again. It’s like I only have the urge to poop when I’m full of poop and it hurts me to poop it all out at once and why do I get diarrhea?? Like that poo wasn’t ready, why couldn’t it have stayed in my booty and brewed more?
No. 246987
>>246981enemas are very dangerous to do regularly unless you have a medical condition,
nonnie. they can damage the tissue in your rectum and colon and make it irritated or even infected. they are not supposed to be done regularly at all.
poop is meant to be stored up there, as long as you wash your butt properly after pooping it will not be a hygiene issue. please don't do enemas unless medically necessary…especially don't do them every single day!
No. 247011
>>246981I would worry that in the long run you're only disrupting the natural movement of things, bit like how people who abuse laxatives go on to have issues evacuating their bowels on their own.
You either do these things in moderation or it ends up being counterproductive.
No. 252667
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i’ve been violently shitting out diarrhea for the past 20 minutes
No. 254147
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Nonny's help and TMI warning but basically I got constipated or something for the first time in my life on Saturday and took this massive super painful shit that was like giving birth to a fucking log or something and since then my ass hurts a lot, I've been taking warm baths, drank a laxative tea and wiping with these flushable wet wipes but wanted to check what do nonnies rec to check out? I'm looking at prune juice and hemmaroid creams because I can feel like an external one I'm guessing popping out of my anus now (I ask my doc but I hate him from how useless he is with my previous complaints + away on vacation for the next two weeks) thank you!!
No. 254161
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>>254147I gave myself a hemorrhoid giving birth and dermoplast was my savior. Also stool softeners. Avoid thongs or any undies that go up your butt. Sorry about your anus.
No. 254167
>>254161thank you
nonny! They apparently don't sell dermoplast in my country so I'm just looking for a dupe
No. 254184
>>254167In the UK we have anusol which like everyone uses for piles so maybe you could get that? Think it's similar to dermoplast but specifically for a painful anus.
Drink lots of fluids and try taking pressure off your butt.
No. 254223
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haven't shat in 3 days
No. 254313
>>254223Eat some kimchi and then to a little bit of aerobics exercise. Good luck!
>>254263 Kek
No. 254804
>>254802thanks sis for making me laugh in my spitz bath, really living my best life rn
God how do people willingly put shit up their ass I just want to know, this is so painful and I'm like buying all the restrolax to help this and I didn't choose this ailment, may god give fissures to everyone single one of our enemies amen
No. 255472
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I shit more than i ever shit in my entire life the first 2 days of my period, seriously every 20 mins and I don't even feel cleared out after
No. 255843
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havent had my first poop of the month yet
No. 255867
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>>255843for the love of god nona… eat some damn oatmeal
No. 256248
>>256018Get some hemorrhoid cream (some cream to numb your anus). You want to have some really soft stools so that your anus needs to stretch less so try taking some stool softeners, having a high fibre diet and drinking lots of water.
Try and not strain or stretch your anus in anyway so be careful how you sit etc.
If it still doesn't begin to heal after a week or 2 then I would go to the doctor cause sometimes medical intervention is needed for some fissures.
No. 256355
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I always thought this is a thread for nice bathrooms but it’s not but I’m posting a picture of a nice green bathrooms I really like green small or medium bathrooms
No. 256356
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No. 256359
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No. 257989
>>257881late but
i drank some coffe and some herbal tea later, i massaged my stomach with some oil and no spoon but i did needed a glove
also it was huge, i hated it but i'm better now!
No. 258191
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After getting ear wax stuck so hard in my ear that I couldn't hear anything at all I did what I heard (heh) from every side to do, and stopped using q-tips entirely and instead cleaned my ears by only using a wet rag, and only ever as far as my pinky could reach. I didn't put anything in my ears for four whole ass years, the thing that's apparently the healthiest thing for you to do to your ears, and yet I woke up with clogged ears. I didn't do anything at all, I literally woke up at like 2:48, went to pee and back to sleep, woke up again at 3:13 and suddenly couldn't hear. Asking my doctor what to do to prevent it from happening, she told me there isn't anything, I simply have to get my ears cleaned at their practice every once in a while. So thinking that doing anything and doing nothing at all seems to lead to the same issue, I figured it's smarter to use q-tips again, considering the first time I have had it happen after using them on a consistent basis for about 18 years, while the second time was then only four years later after doing nothing. I basically feel like I "unlearnt" how to clean my ears with q-tips lmao because I get panic-y thinking about putting something in there again, as even before my, let's call it trauma, I was really sensitive in regards to anything related to my hearing and ears. Now, to get to the point, or rather, tl;dr– I feel like the consistency of my ear wax changed(???) over the years. It used to be wet-ish and and a dark yellow, while nowadays it's dry, flakey and light yellow. I feel like nowadays it's harder to get it out than it used to be before I ceased to use q-tips. Would it be safer to use q-tips directly after I shower, when everything is softer, or do I run into the higher risk of it somehow balling up, or something like that, and push it in deep again, so that it'd be smarter to just fight through the discomfort when everything's dry and try to get it out before I shower?
Such a novel just for my dirty ears and incompetence in grooming, gotta be honest, reading through this is embarrassing lol.
No. 258212
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>>258191I wouldn't recommend using q-tips to clean your ears if you have dry earwax. Q-tips really only work if you have the wet goopy kind of earwax. I use a metal earwax remover similar to the ones in picrel to clean my ears. If metal is too harsh for your ears, look for ones made from bamboo. Just be careful when cleaning your ears as the ear canal is very delicate
No. 258263
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>>258191my doctor told me to visit a nurse to get my ears cleaned out but who really does that. my doctor used the bulb thing in picrel to flush out all the earwax and it HURT like hell but it worked. I tried doing it at home with hot water and… the water was way too hot and I burned the fuck out of my ear. don't use any crazy tools like the anon above suggested, nor the spiral-shaped sticks for earwax removal. they are a meme and they only grab the tiniest amount of wax at a time and are dangerous because you may scrape your ear canal. use a product like picrel. q-tips are probably fine just don't go jamming them in too far. I feel like if you q-tip them regularly (assuming you had them cleaned out at your doctor appt.) there will be less of a chance for giant chunks to form that could potentially be impacted by the q-tip. keep washing your outer-ish ear with soap and water, ear wax kinda just melts downwards out your ear and onto the sides of your neck over time which is why we are taught to clean behind the ears… anyways that's my novel re:
nonnie's earwax
(sorry for delete +repost 3x I hate typing on a touch screen rip to my blackberry)
No. 258527
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MYFARTS
No. 259211
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Why do they say if your poop floats its unhealthy? Those are the ones I feel the best after
No. 259277
I ate a bunch of yesterday food trying to get a bm going but it ain't happening. Waste of calories.
>>258191Some people just produce more wax. It's normal and has nothing to do with your hygene. Just go to a doctor every 6 months to get your ears cleaned.
No. 261514
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does anybody else sit on the toilet at the very edge just enough that your pee goes in it ? im thinking the reason why i do this is probably out of habit when i was younger and therefor smaller as a prevention from falling into the bowl, but i have not grown out of this since. an added bonus to this is that it lessens the noise the closer you move to the edge. yes i sit like that even when i poop.
No. 270137
>>270128I don’t have a magic pill Noni, but here’s somethings that might be impacting you:
>Too weak pelvic floor >overly tightened pelvic floor Both can lead to issues. You’re pelvic floor should sit like a level shelf. Too lose and it tilts and can’t support your bladder, but too many kegels without proper surrounding support can over tighten the pelvic floor “tilting it” causing the same issue.
>Overall muscle tightness. Can you sit with your legs crossed? Criss cross apple sauce?
>Do you pee in the shower? Don’t it teaches your brain to relax your muscles to pee when it’s warm. It becomes more
problematic as you get older.
>Gluteal strength is especially important to bladder health. How’s your booty Noni?
>all carbonated drinks and water are bad for your bladder>holding your pee wears down bladder granulesLeading to you peeing yourself over time, don’t do it
No. 278539
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why does it take me forever to pee ? i go into the toilet room feeling like my bladder is about to pop yet the moment i sit nothing comes out until minutes pass. its starting to freak me out, never happened to me before. got me feeling like a really old faucet.
i sit there thinking maybe i just need to pavlov myself again because a long time ago unrelated to this instance i thought the reason i pee so fast is due to the coldness of the toilet seat, so i keep resitting in spots my butt hasnt touched in hopes it will send signals to my brain to release pee kek i laugh now but in the moment i feel so much panic
No. 278661
>>278571true i did not really think of that but it makes sense…
>>278634noted, i do have a history of having UTIs since like childhood although usually they would hurt and i am pain at the moment , but i will still take that into account.
thank you anonitas for your replies !
No. 280864
This is very embarrassing but googling online hasn't brought up any useful answers: Ive never been a regular pooper even as a kid and I worry something is wrong with me?? I'm so infrequent in fact, I was surprised when I learned people pooped more than once a week. Every 7 days is impressively regular for me and Ive never had "side effects" like bloat, pain, etc from not pooping more often. Ive done all the "tips" people suggest from drinking more water, running/being more active, straight up laxatives, adding fiber, eating prunes, oatmeal, pysillium husk and probiotics. Those always help in the beginning and I can poop daily but inevitably my body gets used to it and it stops being effective. Im not really looking for more advice, but what should I even say to a doctor and should I just go straight to a specialist or something?
No. 295225
>>295179It sounds like you peeing is somehow
triggering your vagus nerve. I often feel sick when I go to the bathroom, clammy, heavy breathing, my heart pounds and even hurts sometimes, but it's only then and it goes away. And no, I'm a low end of normal BMI so it's not because of weight.
No. 295315
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Have you found that you shit more when you get older, or something? I’m 28 and lately it seems like I’m shitting more often than I used to. Instead of having my one daily shit I have a 2-3 per day, sometimes a couple within the span of a few hours. I guess it might just be a hormone thing too, I’ve been exercising a little bit more than usually lately and eating a more plant based diet.
No. 295362
>>295315I have been eating the same amount of fiber for a decade
(I'm proud to say I eat more than the recommended amount, which makes me actually not like the other girls uwu, since most people don't get enough fiber in general according to stats), I'm working out less actually (used to be 2 times a day). Yet I shit at least 3 times a day and when I'm unlucky it's 5 and I'm apparently still constipated (no butthurt though), despite taking multiple humongous poos a day. My activity changed from training for competitions to just maintenance, that's all. It can't be just that.
No. 297538
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Same anon as
>>296019 I bought the kegel weights in picrel. I'm on day 2 of using the lightest weight for 15 minutes and I'm so so sore. The weirdest soreness I've ever felt. That means it's working out those muscles right? Just a lil nervous about it. Still dealing with the incontinence issues
No. 299754
>>299728First thing I did when I met my Nigel was puke in his car. I have terrible motion sickness.
After that I unleashed a colonic holocaust during our initial "honeymoon phase" which was recieved with both confusion and awe. If he can't handle my bowels then he ain't the one.
No. 299934
>>299699It's not juvenile,
nonny, it's millions of years of evolution telling you that taking a dump in the middle of your mate's living space during courtship is a big no-no. Your options are to either eat a bunch of cherries and paint his toilet or plan around it until you can relax enough at his place to poop there. You're not going to "get over it" in the sense of just mentally not caring anymore, you pretty much have to force it every time.
No. 303605
>>302413Yeah, betting that's a fetish poster. I'd be panicking if I had constipation that bad, and I had (TMI but) low-grade chronic constipation for years which caused numerous um, fissures in my butthole, basically when the stool is too hard and gives you a cut there.
Mostly cutting out dairy and eating more spicy food fixed it, softening things down there basically.
No. 303777
>>303764Thank you, but I read a recipe,it sounded nice until I read you shouldn't use reverse osmosis water. Send me to the conspiracy theories general but I don't fuck with tap water.
I was also considering making kvass, which is like burned bread water but it's supposedly good for your gut.
No. 306662
>>306656dude i have the same fucking problem idk what it is.
i've used a topical steroid that my doctor gave me for a seperate problem (careful not to get it inside my asshole idk what that would bring about) and that did seem to help a lot. but obv be careful with putting random creams in your crack. i wish i could give advice or something but i haven't been able to completely fix it myself and i also don't know what it is because i'm too embarrassed to tell my gp about it. what i find does help a little with the itching is putting some baby oil on there after a shower, and it also seems to be worse when my asscrack has been sweaty so i try to clean it with wet toilet paper and then dab dry carefully when i noticed it's getting moist down there. i've also heard cotton panties can actually aggravate it more, but idk about that since i've never tried anything other than cotton. best of luck to you nona <3
No. 313971
>>313925This happens all the time to me too, maybe it's because of my minor hemorrhoid?
Just one of the many reasons I don't bother buying fancy underwear.
No. 316075
>>316030…Are you saying you shit the bed?
I'd say you should go to a doctor for incontinence issues.
No. 318664
>>318487I think I got it from
squatting 105lbs it doesn't hurt but it grosses me out and I'm scared they'll start popping out of my anus like a little tail
No. 338074
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Anyone use this stuff? I'm recovering from a UTI and I never want to go through this again
No. 344927
Anons please help, sorry for the incoming mega retardo question: I got a bit too enthusiastic while wiping and got toilet paper stuck IN my butt. Judging by what I threw away, half a leaf. While feeling around I managed to rip out a tiny bit more, but I don't know if I got everything. Will I dieded now? Am I going to explode? I'd say I'll try giving myself the runs, but I've got a stomach made of steel, so none of mother natures warriors work for me, no prunce juice, nothing, and I'd like to avoid taking any actual laxatives. I would be that salt thingy (no idea what it's called in English, sorry), so none of that stuff that could make you dependent on it, but still. Please tell me it'll find its way out again with no problem next time I go.
No. 347261
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nonnas if you are ever constipated EAT TURNIPS. never in my life have i shat so much kek but like healthily it obviously wasn't diarrhea and at the exact same time as yesterday when i ate them back to back. i usually take a dump maybe twice or max three times a month, so this was crazy. kept thinking when will it end was this really all up in me just now jeeez i even almost clogged my toilet yesterday kek and now i am feeling so light and looking extra svelte. highly recommend.
i spoilered picrel of turnips because i don't want people to look at food while reading things about poop kek. third time's the charm…
No. 347652
>>347634yeah, i do. i've been extremely constipated all my life and have spent some time of my life as a child at doctors with no real solution, so whenever i take a normal dump at least two days in a row it feels exhilarating in a way kek because they're so rare. thanks for worrying anon that's kind of you.
>>347636not sure why you're telling me this, i didn't have diarrhea or anything i was just flushed out. like it wasn't a weird texture i don't want to get too graphic but you get the idea kek i was fine after
No. 348577
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>>348575yep, it's external, I keep pushing and clench but it comes out the moment I sit down. It's 4 days too early to see results? Sorry for the many questions, I'm a very anxious person and I hate everything medical related, I also want a normal asshole…
So there's hope, right? Thank you for replying with some positive things since I already saw myself in the operating room sigh
No. 349014
>>348648Hello
nonny I'm the hemorrhoid
nonny, thank you for saving my ass, quite literally. Turns out my circulation is fucked but the moment I clench it kinda reset itself so after days of doing it, everything is almost gone, no doctor actually told me to clench. I'm aware it can come back but now I know what I have to do…doctors told me to rest for 2 weeks but now after 8 days I can say I'm healed and I only have to maintain the situation…ty, love you….
No. 349952
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I am so severely constipated right now and it is pure hell I'm having bowel movements but the shit I need to push out of my asshole is so massive and rock-hard and I am terrified of hemorrhoids or my anus prolapsing or an anal fissure. Just a couple of days ago the same thing happened but I managed to get it out but my asshole has been itchy afterwards so I'm paranoid I may already have hemorrhoids, but this time it's even more excruciating and I have no idea what to do right now my stool softener doesn't work for shit and never has I've been chugging water and that triggers bowel movements but doesn't make the shit any less painful to try to get out of my ass. I'm kind f panicking right now idk if it's even a medical emergency or if I just need to get enema from a pharmacy or smth but it's late at night and nothing is open and I'm scared of leaving it in for longer. I've always had pretty bad constipation but it hasn't been this bad since I was a small child It's probably even worse right now I just don't know what to do
No. 359155
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>>349895Drink more water
Just do it
No. 361549
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nonnies what should I do, I fucked up my digestive system by being an anachan and now that I’m trying to get better/recover I get constantly bloated and constipated but I don’t want to rely on laxatives too much
No. 361571
>>361548My GP sent me to the hospital, that they check if there's bleeding in my stomach with a tube through my oesophagus.
I was really careless it's really on me, I had too much stuff at once causing issues for which I took ibuprofen (mosquito bites to which I react strongly to, cold medicine because I got sick) and my stomach had already suffered from heartburn in the middle of last week. I was dumb.
No. 361580
>>361549Cut the laxatives forever, come on now you know better. Drink more water. Sit through the bloating for three or four weeks so your guts have time to adjust and fix themselves, they need to grow the right bacteria for what you’re eating. If you keep using laxatives you’re just resetting the process constantly, stop it. Eat some kimchi.
I’m not sure what you did to yourself before but imagine it’s like you took antibiotics (if you’ve ever done that) and this is just normal gut recovery from getting all your good bacteria killed.
No. 361614
>>361571Samefag. Spent about five hours in the ER, most of it waiting between procedures. They checked my blood, examined me, asked me questions, did an ultrasound on my digestive system and a rectal test to find some of the remaining black stool I had from yesterday's number two (wasn't pleasant but at least I didn't have to go through an endoscopy or colonoscopy).
The blood test and ultrasound didn't show any bleeding but if I have still black stools, I have to go back to the ER and let em know.
They perfused me with a med that protects the stomach lining, and gave me a painkiller "shot" (which I was supposed to have perfused too but nobody checked on me for thirty minutes cuz it was busy today) tomorrow I go back to my GP to have that medicine prescribed, which I gotta take 30 minutes before my first daily meal. And I'll ask him to get me at least two days off before returning to work so I can recuperate, cuz I can't handle servicing people at my very service oriented job with the pain I still feel.
I'm spent nonnies.
No. 372865
>>372696Masturbating is totally normal, no doctor is going to bat an eye at that. And if for some crazy reason they did I still wouldn't risk my kidneys over the opinion of some random doctor who has surely seen much worse.
If it makes you feel more comfortable you can replace the word "masturbate" for "clitoral orgasm" or something like that, so that it doesn't specify whether you do it yourself or you just have sex with your partner. In any case either one is normal and the doctor doesn't care.
Stimulating the urethra to help the pee come out is also not unheard of. I've fostered baby kittens and when they're too young they need to be stimulated to pee and poop, normally their mom does it by licking their bits, but if they don't have a mom you have to grab a wet tissue and massage their butthole and genitals, and this is just normal procedure lol.
No. 373124
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to preface this, i have an issue where no matter how much fruit and water I consume, i experience extreme constipation. I'm literally injuring my asshole these days so I've taken doses of miralax for the past three days alongside eating at least 6 prunes with every dose, and… nothing is happening.
Real question: can you be fucking immune to fiber?? can you have a condition where it is impossible to not be constipated? I feel like a fucking scientific medical enigma. What the fuck is there even left to do?
No. 373165
>>373124I've also struggled with constipation all my life. Fibre, water, probiotics, exercise, none of it helps. Even stimulant laxatives don't work when it's bad.
I started taking triphala a few months ago and it's honestly been life changing. Now I go almost every day. Everyone is different, but I highly recommend you try it!
No. 373738
>>373124Update my friends 6 days into taking miralax daily with prunes. Still have not had a complete BM
(just like three tiny pebbles and just that made me bleed so bad the water was bright red). I can only eat tiny meals now because it seems like my digestion is just not moving, and I'm frequently nauseous. These are
new symptoms since starting miralax. Is it possible it has made things worse????
>>373165Thank you anon, I'll look into that… although it seems to just be a dried fruit mixture, so as someone who eats dried fruits a lot already I wonder if it will really help.
>>373490Does that mean I should eat less fruit?
>>373714I've really been hesitant to use that because I've heard your bowels become dependent on it, but it's starting to seem like I don't have a choice.
No. 373745
>>373738nah, keep eating the fresh fruit and prunes. anything high in water should help and most fruit isn't
that high in fiber anyways. if you're consuming a ton overall it can cause issues.
if laxatives or suppositories have failed it's time to get an enema kit, sorry. definitely take the magnesium as well. hopefully you're able to see a doctor soon.
No. 373766
>>373738RE: triphala, it doesn't work because of fibre from the fruit. The ingredients have strong healing properties like being anti inflammatory, studies have shown it can heal intestinal damage.
For me actually cutting out sugar, starches and simple carbs also really helped. I don't eat much fruit anymore aside from berries occasionally because they're low sugar, and my digestion has improved a lot. When I was drinking a lot of fruit smoothies my digestion was honestly at it worst, which was confusing, but I think the sugar wrecked havoc on my gut.
No. 374036
>>295355>Also I get constipated right before my period which never happened when I was young and it's definitely a hormonal thing, not lifestyle.This started happening to me in my late 20s. I get very bloated from constipation the few days before my period then spend the first day of my period shitting out what feels like a weeks worth of backlog.
Maybe it might have something to do with the endometriosis I got diagnosed with over a decade ago.
No. 374584
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>>373124>>373738Final update. I am cured, but at what cost? Turns out what was happening was there was a plug of extremely hard and compact shit that just wasn't moving through my system, with all the miralax-and-prunes shit waiting and building behind it. After 8 days, I gave birth to the last of the concrete ass-breakers and what has followed since then is non-stop brown worms-on-a-string. I am afraid to fart now because I fear it will release them. My biggest problem is that when I go to shit, which is now like 4 times a day, it never really… completes. So I'm stuck wiping fruitlessly for like 10 minutes and it gets messy I cannot lie. When you fail at wiping and get poop on your finger you really feel like a fucking understimulated chimpanzee in a backwater zoo.
Also, I am horrified to figure out what "old people smell" really is. Anons, it's shit. Specifically miralax and prune shit. Going to the bathroom is now giving me flashbacks to sitting next to my great grandmother due to smell association.
I always thought I had a tiny appetite, and was kind of proud of it, like teehee look at my reasonable portion sizes. Well now I realize it's because I wasn't shitting and there simply was no more room inside for food to go. Since the miracle, I am absolutely ravenous. I haven't been this hungry ever in my life. I'm wondering, will I get fat now? Or was it like, before i was squeezing more nutrients out of my food and taking longer, but now I'm squeezing less out of my food and going quicker, does it even out? Or am I going to become a hambeast? And if so is it better to be a hambeast with healthy shits and an intact asshole, or a normal weight with a super fucked up asshole?
No. 376146
>>374584The old people smell got me good.
>>376123Trashcan or toilet paper with water is what I do. Or just shower when convienent.
No. 376529
>>376279Are you still alive nonna?
I hope you drank a lot of water to recuperate, taking poops en masse due to diarrhea or laxatives consumes a lot of bodily fluids.
No. 381219
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>>381203A student drank too much psyllium husk powder, this is what happened to her intestines
No. 386445
>>386082before i got diagnosed with crohn's i had multiple fissures for a year and a bit more (ended up needing botox for it and i still have scars), it got so bad at some points i blacked out from pain but i got weirdly used to it and i was embarrassed to seek help. one thing that helped tremendously was to take hot baths before and after, i don't have a tub so i used one of those you can put over the toilet that a lot of post-partrum moms use.
also see if you're able to get lidocain gel, apply it a little before you have to poop and it halves the pain or more. i wish you a smooth recovery it is truly hell.
No. 392134
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It has been pretty much certified that some polyols or sugar alcohols like mannitol, sorbitol, xylitol cause gastrointestinal problems in some people. Be careful when substituting that table sugar and when looking at food labels in case you suffer from IBS (which may be a generic term doctors use for "I don't know why you experience bloating, stomach cramps, and various other problems")