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No. 289710
Kiki has finally slithered out from hiding and graces us with our presence!
Why now? Whats going on in Kiki's life? Has she found a new jap boy toy? Is Cathy shoving the selfie stick in her face telling her monkey to make some dollars? Does this mean we'll get new videos? New blog/ website?! (rip lilkitten).
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>long time no see…
No. 289755
>>289710At last, our vegan empath goddess has returned to us!! I've been so mournful without Kiki's delicious milk.
Let's all remember not to fuck it up this time. Cows are for watching, not harrassing, so don't go scaring Kiki off. Hopefully our vegan moogle of mother earth is here to stay. Her IG description and stuff hasn't really changed so do you think she's still going for the same schtick?
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Oh god, I'm so fucking thrilled.
Our ethereal goddess of love & light has returned!
May she bless us with the creamiest milk.
No. 289761
>>289724I'm gonna nitpick here, but her greasy hair is really bothering me. I don't understand why she wouldn't wash it before her "big comeback."
Also, someone in Kota's thread compared her to Taissa Farmiga, but I would say Kaka looks a lot like her in this pic at least.
>>289755It seem so. The only thing I noticed is she got rid of the Chinese, so she's probably done pretending to give a shit about China/Korea now.
No. 289763
>>289761Japan is her main goal
As it is to 48247847384 other girls lol
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>figured you'd been working on an album or something
Oh, how amazing more 'totally original and not stolen' mish-mashes of incohesive electronic/dubstep garbage would be.
I have to say, I'm pretty excited to see what she's got up her sleeve for us this time.
Is she in the holy land of Nippon? Or back in the US? No doubt she'll be acting like she's in Japan either way. Uploading from that stash of backed up pictures she's got.
No. 289766
>>289762Same, to be honest.
Still the same boring winged-eyeliner makeup, still the flat, unlayered hairstyle and middle parting, still not filling in her damn brows.
Girl needs to change shit up.
No. 289767
>>289765Because Kiki is a screaming obnoxious twat and not even giving up the puss makes men able to tolerate her for long. She thinks so highly of herself and her ego is so massive and she treats people like shit unless worship her, even if Bravo
considered signing her I doubt she would be able to keep her bullshit in check long enough to finish all the paperwork. Before she disappeared she said on Twitter that she got an entertainment visa but she deleted it pretty quickly, same with her bragging about being scouted.
I don't doubt she had offers while in Japan, but she can't act like an adult and won't do anything she doesn't want to do so maybe whatever opportunities she did get she shat all over with her awful personality.
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holy shit she's back
wonder how long she'll last before she poofs away again
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Question when Youtube saids an account was active 10 months ago does that mean the last time the posted a video or did anything at all like approving a comment, etc?
No. 289774
>Why now?Exactly anon. Pretty odd that her return happens to coincide with the appearance of the Dakota and Taylor obsessed sperg-chan and their seemingly disproportionate fury at being accused of being Kiki.
>>289764Yep, she's probably been spending her time away gathering several years worth of content in order to stage a permanent move to Japan.
No. 289777
>>289774I also think kaka would crawl out of her burrow now that pull is going belly-up
sage for tinfoil hat
No. 289783
>>289775Yeah, that's definitely her room, she just changed it up a little bit. She still has the same tv, same lamp, and in the same area (right by the door).
If she was somewhere else, she'd be showing off the background more. Though, it does seem to me that she tried to make it seem like she was somewhere else by not showing much of her room and changing things up.
>>289779I think she's turning 24 soon?
No. 289789
>>289787Oh, sorry, you're right.
I'm tired as fuck and it's been a while with Kaka so my brain's fucking everything up.
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Kiki's new insta post…new Japanese bf maybe?
No. 289791
>>289790if this is her new bf than she petty much just returned to show everybody her kawaii-desu Taku 2.0.
oh man, this is a good day.
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>>289790YAAAAS I KNEW SHE WAS GETTING THE JAP DICK AGAIN, THATS THE ONLY REASON SHE'D COME OUT OF THE TOKYO ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX REBORN
No. 289794
>>289790I love how Kiki is so completely incapable or learning from her past. She just can't resist showing off her yellow hookups to prove us haterzzzzz wrong lol
Maybe she's been in Japan with Kota hunting for a visa hubby the whole time
No. 289795
>>289792P.S.
IF THIS IS HER NEW YELLOW FEVER BEAU AND SHE EVER SAYS WHAT HIS NAME IS, NO ONE FUCKING SEARCH FOR HIM AND SEND HIM MESSAGES OR ANYTHING
I CAN'T SPEND ANOTHER YEAR AWAY FROM MY PRINCESS
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She also changed her Twitter name.
No. 289800
>>289791This. Typical conceited Kaka.
But like the other anon said, I'll believe it when I see them together. He looks a bit too…boy-band-ish? Not to give Kaka props or anything if he is her bf but he's a bit too nice-looking.
No. 289802
>>289801They're not pronounced the same as all though. Leigh is pronounced the same as the boy's name Lee, and Lei is pronounced the same as lay.
Why am I trying to apply logic to this idiots actions though.
No. 289805
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>>289796Could you imagine of the tables flipped AGAIN?
Somehow Kiki shoots up into internet popularity, and actually begins to overshadow Dakota. Kiki is frolicking in her Nipponland with her Nipponese boyfriendo, booking high-end modeling jobs and being all around successful with her Nipponland vlogs and blogs. Meanwhile Dakota is locked away forever in her off-white dungeon desperately shooping her head smaller and smaller, her eyes bigger and bigger, until she looks like something from Beetlejuice. She sadly has to be shipped back to Flordia to take Kiki's place as the sad sister that is forced by Cathy to scour the internet for any reason to submit copyright claims for the Kiki Kanninbal Empire.
I can dream.
No. 289806
>>289801She can't very well use her last name I she plans to get famous in Japan (and you know she does). Not only is it ugly sounding but it's hard for Japanese to pronounce. "Osutorenga" isn't kawaii desu.
Plus she can't use her last name because it's connected to all her and Kota's Japanese truth posts.
No. 289807
>>289805Kiki is too old to become a model now, unless she lies about being a model already in America which Dakota has already don't for her. She'll never surpass Dakota though, Kota's gimmick is "cute" and Kiki's is "sexy vegan goddess" and tbh cute trumps that in Japan.
>>289803I've never understood why American schools stopped teaching phonics. Why would it be pronounced "lee"? You don't pronounce "sleigh" as "slee" would you? Besides Scott and Cathy wouldn't give Kiki a boring sounding middle name like Lee, but Leigh (lay) sounds pretty and feminine.
No. 289810
>>289807I'm English. It's an English name, and it's pronounced exactly the same as Lee.
>>289809It's not a millennial thing. It's my fucking name I know how it's pronounced. It's an old English variant spelling of Lee in the first place, the pronunciation is the same.
No. 289811
>>289795Oh you bet your ass she will. She
has to. If he has any kind of social status, fame, or money she's going to brag about him and claim he doesn't speak a word of English. She can't help herself.
No. 289812
>>289810>>289809>>289807>>289803It can be pronounced EITHER WAY you autists. Whichever one Kiki choses to use, unless there's audio of one of her parents saying her middle name, is the closest to an official answer you're going to get.
Now save the bitching for the real milk. She's posted 3 times so far today, so I know that sweet sweet cream is coming.
No. 289817
>>289812>It can be pronounced EITHER WAY you autists.This.
Though, I'm positive hers is pronounce Lee since when she had her name in Japanese on her twitter/ig, it was キキ・リー (kiki ri- for those who don't speak Japanese)
No. 289818
>>289816It would take too long and her Japanese isn't that good. Besides, she likes to think of herself as a model since she was 12 anyway, and since Dakota is a model in Japan that means Kiki has to become one too.
How long do you guys think it'll be before she starts buying Twitter and Instagram followers?
No. 289820
>>289818Tru. Idk how is Kiki affording to live there, do we believe that her bf is funding her or her family? How does her family have so much money to spare? I think she would definitely consider buying followers as a 'good business move and wise investment' but how much does that cost, does she have the money laying around for that?
I just imagined Kiki teaming up with her sis and trying to pull a Kim K deal. I don't think it's likely to happen but god that would be ultimate milk for me
No. 289821
>>289820I don't think Kiki is in Japan at all, and she hasn't been this entire time she's been away. If she was she would have been updating more often.
She spent this time laying low and looking for a new Japanese boyfriend. Dakota's change in style is purely a result in herself failing as a model.
No. 289822
>>289821This.
I totally agree. I don't think she's in Japan either. Maybe she's making plans to go see her new bf in Japan finally and that's why she's back.
No. 289824
>>289820Given how mostrenga parents are eager to spend all money it takes to make her famous, I wouldn't put getting loans and maxing credit cards past them. Remember how they rather buyed useless shit for their photoshoots than paying for Kiki's ER trips.
Also there's granny's inheritance, most likely kiki could afford the 2015 azn cock riding tour thanks to it.