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No. 282611

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The Shit Show Itself:

https://www.youtube.com/user/GameGrumps
https://twitter.com/gamegrumps
https://www.facebook.com/GameGrumps/

Suzy "Thyroid Issue" Hanson:

https://www.youtube.com/user/Mortem3r
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzHWMl59l72-lZQDA0uW8yg
https://www.youtube.com/user/meeperfish
https://instagram.com/mortemer/
https://twitter.com/mort3mer
https://www.etsy.com/shop/PsychicCircle
http://flapflaps.tumblr.com/

Her Husband, Arin "Greaseball" Hanson:

https://www.youtube.com/user/egoraptor
https://twitter.com/egoraptor
https://www.instagram.com/egofaptor/
http://www.egofaptor.tumblr.com

"Musician" and "Jewish Hobo" Dan Avidan:

http://ninjasexparty.com/
https://twitter.com/ninjasexparty
https://www.youtube.com/user/NinjaSexParty
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01BF1BWTA?ie=UTF8&Version=1&entries=0

Holly Conrad, The Bird Fucker:

https://twitter.com/HollyConrad
https://www.instagram.com/commanderholly/
https://www.youtube.com/user/CommanderHolly
http://www.twitch.tv/commanderholly
http://commanderholly.tumblr.com/

Ross O'Donovan:

https://www.reddit.com/user/RubberNinja
https://twitter.com/RubberNinja
http://rubberninja.tumblr.com/
https://www.youtube.com/user/RubberNinja

Barry "Ex-Editor" Kramer:

https://twitter.com/razzadoop

PhD in Theoretical Physics, Brian Wecht:

https://twitter.com/bwecht
https://twitter.com/starbomb
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/player-select/id944518742
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/starbomb/id780059376

The Pretend Editor, Kevin Abernathy:

https://twitter.com/earth2kvn
https://www.instagram.com/earth2kvn/

No. 282612

Went a bit crazy with the links there, I wanted to include everyone.

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Small pic dump from last thread

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No. 282620

Can anyone give a brief what makes these guys lolcoes? All I see in these thread is you bashing Suzy's looks or outfits.

No. 282621

>>282619
She reminds me of a middle aged mother that's desperately trying to stay hip.

No. 282627

>>282620
Mind that I only found out through GG/Snooze through PT, so this isn't comprehensive by any means, and I might be missing important stuff. If anyone wants to add anything, please do.

>Arin

Disgusting, sell-out greaseball. Abandoned his animation channel to make recycled dick jokes. VA work consists of him doing his whacky cartoon voice in slightly different variations. Had some drama with JonTron, people believe they can't talk about it because of an NDA. Involved in Starbomb.
>Dan
Disgusting, washed-up greaseball. Likes to talk about underage girls, how he finds them attractive, and the age of consent. He's nearly 40. Sings mediocre vocals in a shitty band with Brian called Ninja Sex Party. Also in a thing with Brian and Arin called Starbomb.
>Snoozy
Had drama with her etsy store, where she sells her low-effort, $1 crafts for $100+. Claimed her specimens and materials were high quality, when she just ordered them from Chinese suppliers. Is Arin's dream girl (kek). Likes to pretend that she's the queen of goth and fronts as a make-up guru. Also has a sad excuse of a 'gaming' channel. Has a thyroid problem that she apparently can't afford the medication to treat, but can afford to buy shit like an electronic litter box. Has ballooned in weight because of her thryoid (read: eating too many doughnuts).
>Holly
She's fine for the most part, but has an annoying tendency to say 'birbs' instead of 'birds'. Is a typical tumblr type, likes Burnie and social justice etc.
>Ross, Barry
Harmless
>Brian
Has a doctorate in theoretical physics, and decided to quit his job as a professor to do Ninja Sex Party/Starbomb full time for whatever reason.
>Kevin
He's an "editor" for GG.

No. 282669

>>282627
It was mentioned on ED how jontron sexually assulted someone but that entry has gone now. any deets on that? I'm out of the loop with these guys.

No. 282686

>>282627
so in other words, nothing then

No. 282698

>>282686
If you just ignore that whole post and don't read it, yes absolutely nothing

No. 282700

>>282669
Are you talking about the picture of Suzy, where she had her face jizzed on and somebody said Jon did it or something like that? I'm pretty sure it was outed as fake, last I heard.

No. 282719

>>282700
Was it suzy? I cant remember it was some time ago there were a few lines on the site but I thought they said the girl was russian?

No. 282721

>>282669
All I can find is stuff about Jontron making a joke about sexual assault?

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People saying suzy is fat but idgi?

No. 282730

>>282728
She has a really unfortunate body type where she doesn't have a huge belly but she's just really wide, wide hips, wide arms, wide thighs, so she looks a lot bigger than she is. I think she's only like a size US 8 or something which isn't super tiny but it also isn't fattie tier imo,

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>>282729
yeah why would anyone say such a thing.

No. 282780

>>282698
the only lowcow worthy thing you described was the etsy thing, which happened a long time ago and hasn't been anything like that since, so you niggas just resort to calling Suzy fat and ugly, and Holly, who has lolcow characteristics, but isn't active enough to make anything out of it

No. 282783

>>282780
Well she STILL sells her etsy stuff overpriced despite years of being called out for it.. it defiently hasn't stopped… shes also perfectly delusional about herself, which is the biggest lolcow trait of them all.
But by all means, if you want a lolcow with more active drama than Snoozy, go to the Venus or PT threads, and leave our fun alone. Bitch bai.

No. 282786

>>282780

You know what? I personally couldn't give a rat's ass about her weight. But I do give a rat's ass for her personality and hypocrisy and that ties in to her weight.

She doesn't own or admit anything. She claims all the praise of "body acceptance" and positivity while photoshoping her body, slimming herself and essentially fronting a false image of her body, face and appearance on social media. It's the same bullshit how a skinny girl can be "oh so quirky" for munching down on pizza (omg right?!) and it's so cute and "real" but if a chubby or overweight girl says the same she's a gluttonous whale and needs to eat a salad. She claims to be loving of her tummy, her curves and her "reallness" while obliterating everything "real" about her, ie curves, pudge and fat rolls. She is a complete lie inside out. She doesn't love her body regardless of its changes. Not really. She is trying her damnest to pretend she's as skinny as she used to be while claiming all the victory for "acceptance", which she's lying about because she's obviously altering her image. Liar liar liar liar liar.

She tries to be big-sisterly, to be open about her beauty, and she slims her face, enlarges her eyes and does super crappy makeup with her bad skills. She'll cry and waah about it if anyone says otherwise and she knows she'll get an army of young, brainwashed girls to pat her on her back for it. She's not a guru, she's not even good enough to put up a video about it. Her foundation is mismatched. Her eyeliner is crooked, her falsies unstick at the edges and her lipliner is a mess.

She knows that companies like Birchbox could be ruined or saved by her bad opinions yet she makes that awful video about her no longer supporting Birchbox for a fucking bonus point system. It's not even the entire point of Birchbox. She knows damn well that her fans support anything her asshole-for-mouth spouts and she doesn't even think twice about what she says to the world. She's irresponsible and greedy.

Her etsy is a mess. I can't even be arsed to go through with all the wrongs with it. From damaged frames to damaged insects and poorly pinned ones at that, to her price points, it's a total business and personal fiasco. And she knows it'll sell anyway.

She claims she's so dark and goffik and she doesn't even mention bands. She doesn't mention horror movies, or even noir crime thrillers. She couldn't even tell you what Wacken Festival or Mera Luna are and even my mum knows those. She wears generic trendy clothes that are just black with occult symbols, wow suzy you really proved yourself there. Most goths or metalheads have some story about being bullied or belittled for their appearance. She kept swinging between being "oh so bullied" and "liked by all the guys" when she talked about it. So… which is it, snooze? She listens to freaking light electronica music, ffs.


She doesn't wear her outfits out. She has hideous taste. She's stagnant and she doesn't improve. I don't mean that nobody can stay the same, but people usually evolve a little even if their essence of style is the same. But not Suzy. She's like a human time capsule into the past, present and future, stuck in an awful limbo.

She's also compared GG fans to shit in the park and even if one feels that way or agrees, you keep that shit to yourself. Those shits you mention are the ones keeping your career afloat.

No. 282787

>>282614
How is she STILL going on about how expensive this thyroid shit is? She and her husband make six figures a year, maybe if they forgo one deluxe trip to Japan or Disney she can pay off her fucking thyroid shit. It pisses me off to hear this rich bitch complaining about how expensive her surgery is because she can afford it but doesn't WANT to pay for it, when millions of people in her country are dying and unable to afford healthcare.

No. 282799

>>282786
I remember her talking about blink182 like they were the greatest goth band ever. I wish I could find the post

No. 282801

>>282787
Did they not move into a bigger house, too? She not only bought one but TWO of those electronic litter boxes. On top of the clothing she wastes money on and doesn't wear out of the house and sells a month later on eBay.

Seeing her complain about the cost of thyroid medication or the cost of the surgery to take care of a thyroid problem blows my mind.

Does GG not have decent insurance for themselves or their now numerous employees?

No. 282843

Moved to >>>/snow/144412.



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