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No. 260014
Bill Schmalfeldt is one of the more entertaining lolcows on the internet. Knot My Wisconsin describes him as a crossbreed between a Barney Fife internet detective and a King Kong Bundy internet tough guy.
https://knotmywisconsin.wordpress.com/2013/03/01/meet-bill-schmalfeldt/ For all of his brave proclamations, he is nothing more than a cowardly crybully famous for having complete meltdowns on Twitter.
http://theothermccain.com/2013/09/30/the-latest-bill-schmalfeldt-meltdown/ Schmalfeldt's antics to date have earned him 9 restraining orders in 6 states. Not only is Schmalfeldt a fool but he is a perverse fool. Encyclopedia Dramatica describes him as a drunk bloated pedobear troll who gets into legal trouble everytime he harasses people who mock him.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Bill_Schmalfeldt#Who_Is_Bill_Schmalfeldt.3FThere are several blogs are dedicated to pointing out Schmalfeldt's ridiculous behaviour:
Thinking Man's Zombie
http://thinkingmanszombie.com/Billy Sez
https://billysez.wordpress.com/Artisinal Craft Blog
https://ukuleledave.wordpress.com/Hogewash
https://hogewash.com/"All that is necessary to discredit Bill Schmalfeldt, is to quote Bill Schmalfeldt" -R. S. McCain
No. 260028
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My poor shoop to make him look like less of an obese thumb
No. 260096
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Schmalfeldt tends tweet about pissing himself evertime he is served with court papers
No. 262137
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lol, such a TOUGH GUY!
No. 262912
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Schamlfleldt is sacred of his own pee fear. His constant empty hollow threats bring much amusement. This DUMFUCK LOLCow get mocked and laughed across several blogs every time he make his stupid empty threats yet he persists.
No. 262920
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Schmalfeldt is very into
coprophilia. He is so into it that he wrote a blog post about sniffing his own feces. His bizarre fascination with feces may even be to strange for 4chan.
No. 262931
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No wonder Schmalfeldt is always buying clothes at Goodwill.
No. 263039
>>262920A guy with german name being fascinated by feces, no wonder.
Germans have been coprophiles for a while.
No. 267147
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Schmalfeldt has been posting pics of his bottom all over the internet. Rumor has it he made this one.
No. 270675
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When Schmalfeldt believe's he's facing a backlash for his online stupidity, it's hilarious to watch him hide like a coward in a puddle of pee fear. His latest faildox may have landed him in troubled waters because that person has a restraining order aginst him. Schmalfeldt is claiming he as reported that person to authorities for posting something to 8chan concerning his late wife. However, authorities have most likely found Schmalfeldt's Boy Scout rape fantasies. The spolier image is a n excerpt from an Boy Scout sex audio. The follwing links provide for infomation on why he cowering in his on pee fear at the moment.
http://thinkingmanszombie.com/2016/05/heres-what-i-wonder-about/https://billysez.wordpress.com/ No. 271154
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Bill Schmalfeldt has been boasting how 4chan doesn't scare him. Schmalfeldt as even bragged how he will kick 4chan's ass in the dirt if they ever mess with him.
No. 271165
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Schmalfeldt goes moo
No. 271167
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Schmalfeldt is deranged. DumbF**K tries to scare people by posting cannibalistic pics. Pics like those have gotten him repeatedly banned.
No. 271171
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Not only is Schmalfeldt deranged, he does not understand the concepts of law. For example, Maryland Rules state that audio recordings cannot be reproduced or broadcast. Yet, the schmalfeldt posting as @PurloinedParody seems to think otherwise. Schmalfeldt also takes advice from Roger Shuler who has been described as a creepy crazy vexatious litigant who is a serial pro se abuser of the court system. No wonder he facing a couple of lawsuits.
https://popehat.com/2013/10/27/alabama-blogger-roger-shuler-arrested-for-violation-of-unconstitutional-injunction/ No. 284202
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Bill Schmalfeldt's behavior in one image. Sorry, couldn't find a baby shitting himself then blaming others for his own dirty diapers. Canticle and Juniper Courts (google it with "and Schmalfeldt") must spend a fortune hauling away Schmalfeldt feces!
No. 285984
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Looks like Bill Schmalfeldt got wonely…he joined OurTime under the handle LiberalBill :P
https://imgur.com/a/MQrvC No. 288381
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According to Opedipal Bill Schmalfeldt @musicunshackled, this is how you raise children
No. 288814
>>288768Joke's on you faggett, I filed my own.
You owe me:
-3 million dollars in compensatory damages
-A blowjob
-Unrestricted access to your mom
-You entering onto "My 600 pound life"
Lawyer up, billy boy.
No. 288896
> No. 288873 The Scribd link is here. Safe Link https://www.scribd.com/document/318116123/SCHMALFELDT-v-GRADY-PALMER#from_embed See page 11
The suit is real but is likely to get dismissed because Bill Schmalfeldt is an incompetent DumbF5ck when comes to filing a lawsuit. He as lost 6 lawsuits already
> No. 288814 post is either Schmalfeldt or some other insane freak . No. 289208
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Bill Schmalfeldt suing this board? Isn't this the guy who publicly posted childporn skits, and his desire to piss on children, and got his email account killed by Microsoft for malware and/or CP? That Bill Schmalfeldt?
No. 289521
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such a tough guy! rofl rofl rofl I'm sure he's quite the lolcow at canticle juniper courts lol
No. 289565
so what happened with his wife?
>>289521dementia.. meaning 'I can't find my pants'