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File: 1460662255249.png (197.03 KB, 346x300, Bill.png)

No. 3388

Bill Schmalfeldt is one of the more entertaining lolcows on the internet. Knot My Wisconsin describes him as a crossbreed between a Barney Fife internet detective and a King Kong Bundy internet tough guy. https://knotmywisconsin.wordpress.com/2013/03/01/meet-bill-schmalfeldt/ For all of his brave proclamations, he is nothing more than a cowardly crybully famous for having complete meltdowns on Twitter. http://theothermccain.com/2013/09/30/the-latest-bill-schmalfeldt-meltdown/

Schmalfeldt's antics to date have earned him 9 restraining orders in 6 states. Not only is Schmalfeldt a fool but he is a perverse fool. Encyclopedia Dramatica describes him as a drunk bloated pedobear troll who gets into legal trouble everytime he harasses people who mock him. https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Bill_Schmalfeldt#Who_Is_Bill_Schmalfeldt.3F

There are several blogs are dedicated to pointing out Schmalfeldt's ridiculous behaviour:

Thinking Man's Zombie http://thinkingmanszombie.com/

Billy Sez https://billysez.wordpress.com/

Artisinal Craft Blog https://ukuleledave.wordpress.com/

Hogewash https://hogewash.com/

"All that is necessary to discredit Bill Schmalfeldt, is to quote Bill Schmalfeldt" -R. S. McCain

No. 3389

That smirk on his face, oh god.

No. 3390

what the fuck who has eye bags that puffy?

No. 3391

File: 1460665327467.png (172.34 KB, 346x300, woo.png)

My poor shoop to make him look like less of an obese thumb

No. 3392

>>3391
Such a little change does this much difference.

No. 3393

One of Schmalfeldt's more memorable quotes "I am just so stupid, that I am going to stumble into the court and totally fuck myself over" Yes, he lost he always loses.

No. 3394

File: 1460672478323.jpg (94.12 KB, 506x547, BillSchmalfeldtPissesHimself.j…)

Schmalfeldt tends tweet about pissing himself evertime he is served with court papers

No. 3395

Swiggity s w o o t y

No. 3396

What in the hell happened to his head?

No. 3397

He looks like he was operated and judging his retarded grin I am guessing he suffers now from brain damage due the failed operation¿
>>3396

No. 3398

File: 1461197085588.jpg (72.39 KB, 480x284, BillSchmalfeldt.jpg)

lol, such a TOUGH GUY!

No. 3399

File: 1461365710503.png (132.88 KB, 515x756, tumblr_mt6e8aX8vB1sibc2mo1_540…)

Schamlfleldt is sacred of his own pee fear. His constant empty hollow threats bring much amusement. This DUMFUCK LOLCow get mocked and laughed across several blogs every time he make his stupid empty threats yet he persists.

No. 3400

Schmalfeldt is very into
coprophilia. He is so into it that he wrote a blog post about sniffing his own feces. His bizarre fascination with feces may even be to strange for 4chan.

No. 3401

File: 1461367866987.png (356.15 KB, 638x743, mVAth6J.png)

Schmalfeldt is very into
coprophilia. He is so into it that he wrote a blog post about sniffing his own feces. His bizarre fascination with feces may even be to strange for 4chan.

No. 3402

File: 1461369543814.png (326.12 KB, 301x492, nodumping.png)

No wonder Schmalfeldt is always buying clothes at Goodwill.

No. 3403

>>3401
A guy with german name being fascinated by feces, no wonder.
Germans have been coprophiles for a while.

No. 3404

File: 1462483957061.png (Spoiler Image, 460.21 KB, 642x425, BillsAss.png)

Schmalfeldt has been posting pics of his bottom all over the internet. Rumor has it he made this one.

No. 3405

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No. 3406

put his pics in a spoiler please this is a kawaii forum

No. 3407

File: 1463499887449.png (Spoiler Image, 120.02 KB, 410x500, Billscout2.png)

When Schmalfeldt believe's he's facing a backlash for his online stupidity, it's hilarious to watch him hide like a coward in a puddle of pee fear. His latest faildox may have landed him in troubled waters because that person has a restraining order aginst him. Schmalfeldt is claiming he as reported that person to authorities for posting something to 8chan concerning his late wife. However, authorities have most likely found Schmalfeldt's Boy Scout rape fantasies. The spolier image is a n excerpt from an Boy Scout sex audio. The follwing links provide for infomation on why he cowering in his on pee fear at the moment.
http://thinkingmanszombie.com/2016/05/heres-what-i-wonder-about/

https://billysez.wordpress.com/

No. 3408

File: 1463673798946.png (Spoiler Image, 652.87 KB, 605x904, Achan.png)

Bill Schmalfeldt has been boasting how 4chan doesn't scare him. Schmalfeldt as even bragged how he will kick 4chan's ass in the dirt if they ever mess with him.

No. 3409

>>3408
Wow. the hacker known as "4chan" is probably really scared right now.

No. 3410

File: 1463684543066.png (48.25 KB, 881x236, LoLcow1.PNG)

Schmalfeldt goes moo

No. 3411

File: 1463688467773.jpg (36.06 KB, 521x332, Bill_SchmalfeldtProfile.JPG)

Schmalfeldt is deranged. DumbF**K tries to scare people by posting cannibalistic pics. Pics like those have gotten him repeatedly banned.

No. 3412

File: 1463690721286.png (245.93 KB, 752x693, AACourtAudio.PNG)

Not only is Schmalfeldt deranged, he does not understand the concepts of law. For example, Maryland Rules state that audio recordings cannot be reproduced or broadcast. Yet, the schmalfeldt posting as @PurloinedParody seems to think otherwise. Schmalfeldt also takes advice from Roger Shuler who has been described as a creepy crazy vexatious litigant who is a serial pro se abuser of the court system. No wonder he facing a couple of lawsuits.
https://popehat.com/2013/10/27/alabama-blogger-roger-shuler-arrested-for-violation-of-unconstitutional-injunction/

No. 3413

He seems interesting but this thread might get more traction on Kiwi Farms. Lolcow focuses more on cosplay and e celeb drama.

No. 3414

File: 1466872769499.png (592.39 KB, 851x565, GsnSrV4.png)

Bill Schmalfeldt's behavior in one image. Sorry, couldn't find a baby shitting himself then blaming others for his own dirty diapers. Canticle and Juniper Courts (google it with "and Schmalfeldt") must spend a fortune hauling away Schmalfeldt feces!

No. 3415

File: 1467579782414.jpg (191.08 KB, 960x568, WYMNuUr[1].jpg)

Looks like Bill Schmalfeldt got wonely…he joined OurTime under the handle LiberalBill :P
https://imgur.com/a/MQrvC

No. 3416

anon you sound a bit deranged too..

No. 3417

File: 1468195228036.png (120.15 KB, 996x465, Screenshot_2016-07-04-17-05-16…)

According to Opedipal Bill Schmalfeldt @musicunshackled, this is how you raise children

No. 3418

I don't understand this thread at all. all of the posts seem same fagged and insane/word salad-y.

No. 3419

Bill Schmalfeldt has filed a lawsuit in N. US District Court for the Northern District of Illinois. This board is listed in the suit
Each defendant will pay
150,000 in compensatory damages
500,000 in punitive damages
50,000 for stalking
150,000 for harassment
150,000 for intentional harm
Schmalfedt is advising everyone who has posted on this board to lawyer up

No. 3420

>>3419
Joke's on you faggett, I filed my own.
You owe me:
-3 million dollars in compensatory damages
-A blowjob
-Unrestricted access to your mom
-You entering onto "My 600 pound life"
Lawyer up, billy boy.

No. 3421

>>3419
Link?

No. 3422

> No. 288873 The Scribd link is here. Safe Link https://www.scribd.com/document/318116123/SCHMALFELDT-v-GRADY-PALMER#from_embed
See page 11
The suit is real but is likely to get dismissed because Bill Schmalfeldt is an incompetent DumbF5ck when comes to filing a lawsuit. He as lost 6 lawsuits already
> No. 288814 post is either Schmalfeldt or some other insane freak .

No. 3423

>>3418
I just get a kick out of how much he looks exactly like you'd picture a Bill Schmalfeldt to look like.

No. 3424

File: 1468529278008.jpg (39.62 KB, 504x213, ZptrumD.jpg)

Bill Schmalfeldt suing this board? Isn't this the guy who publicly posted childporn skits, and his desire to piss on children, and got his email account killed by Microsoft for malware and/or CP? That Bill Schmalfeldt?

No. 3425

File: 1468678865621.png (32.65 KB, 367x134, psychobill.png)

such a tough guy! rofl rofl rofl I'm sure he's quite the lolcow at canticle juniper courts lol

No. 3426

so what happened with his wife?

>>3425
dementia.. meaning 'I can't find my pants'

No. 3427

Penis dick dementia? What a potty mouth.

No. 3433

File: 1468788460600.gif (291.55 KB, 308x400, Bill Schma_-1663904504.gif)

Golden Showers Bill seeking sweaty-palmer happy place.

No. 3436

File: 1468869150817.png (235.86 KB, 412x300, Gailschmalfeldt300.png)

So what happened with his wife?
The Deranged Cyberstalker neglected her while she lay dying and conducted a flame war. Deranged Stalking Bill Schmalfeldt also took pre death porn photos of his wife. Bill "The Necro Cuck" just had to find his Sweaty-Palmed Happy Place by making sure her death photos were distributed on the Interwebz.

No. 3438

>>>/manure/3436
Didn't Bill post an necrophilic actual image on one of his websites?
That could lead someone to believe that he actually thought about having that done to his deceased wife or he actually had it done.

No. 3516

File: 1468970054173.jpg (17.95 KB, 182x171, bsdie.jpg)

Deranged cyberstalker Schmalfeldt claims his late wife Gail Schmalfeldt was the love of his life. Yet, it is documented fact that Schmalfeldt carried on an internet flame war while as his wife lay dying. It is conceivable that proof of Schmalfeldt's neglect can even be seen in the present day work he produces. For example, why would the deranged freak put the phrase “I will be happy when you die” and a image of his wife on the same art cover? Why would Schmalfeldt also include the phrase “feed me cheese” on the same cover art? Did something happen at the morgue that the deranged freak of golden showers has yet to reveal? Maybe these questions will be answered in LOLSuit VII: Degenerations.

No. 3517

>>3516 Digital Tuna, since Bill Schmalfeldt knows who you are. You are either acting very bravely or foolishly.

No. 4019

File: 1469378296334.jpg (12.56 KB, 198x255, images.jpg)

>>3517
Either you're asshat Bill Schmalfeldt or you're doing a fine impression of that limpdick's threats.
Either way HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! WE ALL KNOW BILL SCHMALFELDT'S LOLSUITS HAVE FAIL-FAIL-FAILED! Just google "Bill Schmalfeldt LOLSUIT" for the inside LOLS.

No. 4204

>>>/manure/4019 It would be WISE for Virgin Busybody Gamerboys hiding under their mommy's skirt to stay in the basement and quit their yapping.

No. 4206

File: 1469889473319.png (318.38 KB, 480x640, coffeemaker1.png)

>>4204 LOL, hey DUMBFUCK: You're not scaring no one limpdick. We KNOW all your LOLSUITS fail fail fail! We KNOW u r too STOOPID to write a coherent legal document. We KNOW u r a pants-pissing COWARD who is an EPIC FAIL at life. Go back to your pedo porn, mmmkay?

No. 4207

>>4204
Well Will Munko, I see you besides Cub Scouts, you really like to get off on Lawrence O’Donnell & grieving parents. Why don'the you put up a discussion board on the tings that really get you off. That way you can really share.

No. 4246

File: 1469994198251.png (73.26 KB, 901x306, billy.png)

>>4207 Damn, that Bill Schmalfeldt is a sick fuck. Remind me to drive real fast if I'm ever in the vicinity of Canticle and Juniper Courts in St Francis Wisconsin

No. 4297

File: 1470078912745.png (612.32 KB, 712x400, cbill.png)

One for the Encyclopedia

No. 4298

File: 1470100356964.png (380.99 KB, 1399x2102, Forgery.png)

Schmalfeldt has forged Patrick Grady's name in a comment. He removed initials & replaced them with Grady's name & also uploaded a pic of Paul Krendler. He was called out for it by a commenter and deleted that response.

No. 4299

File: 1470166009061.png (708.38 KB, 644x673, SGotCu1.png)

Fingerprints did and Oedipal DumbFuck as about fingerprints. By Gail he should have them.

No. 4300

File: 1470181614184.gif (121.03 KB, 429x300, abc1-Copy.gif)

dance BILL MUNKO dance!

No. 4301

File: 1470184899602.jpg (71.97 KB, 1024x772, Co5AShpVMAALUHT.jpg)

>>4298
PAINT BILL MUNKO PAINT

No. 4302

File: 1470262936231.png (73.38 KB, 710x790, MunkoThePedo.PNG)

Original Comment A

No. 4303

File: 1470262999408.png (56.08 KB, 607x807, caught2b.PNG)

Original Comment B

No. 4304

File: 1470263091672.png (65 KB, 967x759, PGQ3.PNG)

Original Comment C

No. 4305

File: 1470335955264.png (58.19 KB, 658x820, 12minutesPGP.PNG)

Schmalfedlt has taken it upon himself to forge the name of the original commenter to reference Patrick Grady. This 1st pic shows that commenter went by the name
PGP 420 Dark Web

No. 4306

File: 1470336566149.png (74.71 KB, 681x885, BillAdmits1.PNG)

Here the first thing to notice is the name change from PGP 420 DarkWeb to Patrick Grady
Bill Schmalfeldt of Canticle and Juniper Courts in St Francis Wisconsin is admitting that he did forge Patrick Grady's name on to the post as well as other posts. Bill is also stating if you post anonymously, he will change the name to Patrick Grady.

No. 4308

File: 1470355705422.jpg (163.27 KB, 1206x1042, UEavX6o.jpg)

remember that time Bill Schmalfeldt got drunk and fell on his face? LOL, what a MUNKO

No. 4309

File: 1470417201524.png (493.06 KB, 550x500, BillChildAss1.png)

Bill Schmalfeldt gotta own that child's ass!
Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom!
Live link to to pedo cannibalistic site.http://billmunko.com/2016/08/02/seems-like-the-zombie-is-no-longer-thinking-clearly/

No. 4310

File: 1470423204004.png (230 KB, 490x400, AGailNecro400.png)

Bitch cheated on Mr. Bill every time she went the post office or courthouse. Bitch gave good head even right up until the she went into the oven.

No. 4311

File: 1470496150025.png (222.51 KB, 589x291, AConfess1.PNG)

Bill The Necro-Cuckold never stirs the ashes
He pays others stir the ashes so he can gleefully watch.
He urns for his Sweaty-Palmed Happy place by watching the ebbing flow of the breath of Scouts.
That's Bill The Necro-Cuckold

No. 4329

File: 1470585565958.png (39.73 KB, 910x165, Screenshot_2016-08-07-10-51-06…)

Post on cute boys on 8chan

No. 4330

File: 1470598769898.png (181.43 KB, 1141x866, BillP.png)

>>4329
You mmean it's pubically begging for boy pussy

No. 4416

File: 1470686338546.png (345.64 KB, 375x500, BillCake.png)

It's all about the butt stuff with Bill Schmalfeldt. Bill is known for his morbid, sick and twisted anal desires. Just Google Bill Schmalfeldt and anal.

No. 4417

File: 1470699491360.png (9.29 KB, 802x100, BillLube1.PNG)

Bill Schmalfeldt of St Francis recommends egg whites as a lubricant. Talk about a gas build up in the alimentary canal that will make the walls radioactive!

No. 4418

File: 1470699921339.png (19.2 KB, 1579x135, BillAnalProb.PNG)

Bill Schmalfeldt on the issues concerning Parkinson's disease and anal sex. Jiminy Scouts what a mess

No. 4419

File: 1470703113443.png (60.81 KB, 573x918, AptBill1.PNG)

This the original posted comment in case Bill decides change / alter original content of the post

No. 4422

File: 1470753403655.jpg (66.11 KB, 551x329, bm.jpg)

"Anything that crosses over from your territory into mine will be taken as an act of war." Bill Munko Schmalfeldt 8/8
Such a tuff guy!

No. 4530

File: 1470863539572.png (1.13 MB, 1264x499, BillHeaderTrump.png)

This is who I am. Just a 61-year old retired Oedipal DUMBFUCK, living on his own in a nice apartment in the Milwaukee suburbs who needs some Trump. Trump, Mayo, Johnnie Walker Red, My Sweaty-Palmed Happy Place!

No. 4538

File: 1471098081300.jpg (11.54 KB, 140x188, forrest_gump_discovers_scotch_…)

Bill Schmalfeldt turns to Scotch to ease the pain of being such a dumbfuck…

No. 4557

>>4310
LOL, Gail Schmalfeldt

No. 4560

File: 1471301110680.png (204.59 KB, 390x394, BillMom1.png)

Schmalfeldt doesn’t want to have sex with adults
Schmalfeldt dislikes most men and women
Schmalfeldt wants to have sex with Cub Scouts and/or Boy Scouts
Schmalfeldt is incapable of having any type of positive, meaningful, loving relationship with women
Schmalfeldt dislikes himself and pretends to be an Internet badass to feel better about himself
Schmalfeldt has repressed homosexual appetites and desires to be a woman; that is, an object of sexual desire
Schmalfeldt had an incestuous relationship with his father
Schmalfeldt dreams about having sex with his dead mother.

No. 4605

File: 1471882295045.png (1.02 MB, 1380x500, K0SAA.png)

Original Image in post on “Let Sip The Dogs Of War” http://youngestoldman.com/2016/08/16/let-slip-the-dogs-of-war/

Bill Schmalfeldt will change the name and/or contents of people who post on his websites.
One thought is that he does this to frame someone because he believes that they will give up the identity of one of his critics. Bill must believe he has a court given right to lie to try to fame someone to silence his critics form informing the public about his lies, threats and unnatural perverse
rantings on the Internet.

No. 4606

File: 1471882897393.png (1.42 MB, 1201x651, KBB.PNG)

Altered Image in “Let Sip The Dogs Of War” http://youngestoldman.com/2016/08/16/let-slip-the-dogs-of-war/

The image presented here shows Bill has completely altered the original content of the post. This is not the first time he’s done so. (See Above Posts >>4298 >>4302 >>4302 >>4304 >>4305 >>4306 ) This goes to show Bill’s willingness to alter content of a post to lie and deceive. Is it Bill posting to lie and deceive or is it Bill changing the content the commenter's original post and/or the name of the commenter to lie and devive? One can never tell with a deranged cyberstalking freak who may well believe he has the permission of the DOJ, DHS, and FBI to alter posts on his websites.

Signed Mark In MD

No. 4607

File: 1471901620446.png (634.03 KB, 912x500, Bdoll.png)

Mr. Bill Has Let Slip The Dogs Of War
http://youngestoldman.com/2016/08/16/let-slip-the-dogs-of-war/

Mr. Bill Has Sicced The DHS On The Right Wing Conspiracy
Mr. Bill Has Sicced The DOJ On Radical Right Wing Groups
Mr. Bill Has Sicced The FBI On Radical Right Wing Criminals
Mr. Bill Diapers Reek Of Spoliation

No. 4608

>>4606 Does Billy's temporary IFP lawyer Michael Sorich know about Schmalfeldt's habits of forgery, criminal impersonation, and other crimes of dishonesty?

No. 4609

File: 1471976794766.jpg (131.07 KB, 600x776, litigation-scorecard.jpg)

>>4608 might also want to send him the scorecard of bill's failz

No. 4610

File: 1471976826526.jpg (167.64 KB, 927x683, meeting.jpg)

>>4608
LOL, fail in progress

No. 4611

File: 1471991797854.png (325.99 KB, 566x508, ASJW.png)

Bill Schmalfeldt has been making death threats for years. Bill is famous for death wishes toward underaged children.

No. 4619

File: 1472057925099.jpg (13.2 KB, 500x179, 500px-Bill-schmalfeldt-threat1…)

>>4611 what happens when michael j. sorich esq googles bill schmalfeldt and finds death threats like this?

No. 4622

File: 1472132400686.jpg (45.71 KB, 585x386, 4n6vzqEl.jpg)

what happens when michael j. sorich esq googles bill schmalfeldt and finds death threats like this?

No. 4623

File: 1472160944833.png (242.14 KB, 386x700, quef.png)

Sometimes A DUMBF5CK and Team Pedophile need bit for freshness

No. 4624

File: 1472161161485.png (424.68 KB, 573x741, black-address-book.png)

Need to know how to become a Merry Widower? This Book Is For You.

No. 4625

File: 1472162107328.png (232.34 KB, 301x400, Adoh.png)

Johnnie Walker Red, Cigar Ash May Aid In Firming Up Gooey Play-Doh To Help Special Needs DUMBF5CKS To Reach Their Sweaty-Palmed Happy Place When Searching The Web For ButtHurt!

No. 4629

File: 1472493934913.png (23.3 KB, 629x220, aspoil.png)

Schmalfeldt has admitted that blogs, forums etc. that catalog his posts do represent his true nature as being a deranged cyberstalkering,turd sniffing, child pornographer who is into cub scout anal rape.

No. 4655

File: 1472574051662.png (40.4 KB, 366x350, ababwe.png)

On Schmalfeldt's latest blog, he contemplates bashing the defendants in his latest lawsuit https://archive.is/20160820161355/http://youngestoldman.com/2016/08/16/let-slip-the-dogs-of-war/
heads in with a barbed wire baseball bat. http://billschmalfeldt.net/2016/08/29/on-second-thought-never-mind/
The question is, will he actually beat the defendants brains in before trial? Or is it just a matter of time before he goes out and actually kills one or more innocent people?

No. 4674

>>4655 I hope Canticle and Juniper Courts and the St Francis local police are aware of the psycho they have in their jurisdiction.

No. 4676

File: 1472670107255.png (40.56 KB, 477x500, achan.png)

Bill Brave, Bill Lion Of Lebanon!
Bill No Scared Of Any Of 4chan, 8chan etc.
It's All Spic & Span Mayo

No. 4677

File: 1472670577955.png (42.5 KB, 627x762, SpriteCapture.PNG)

Bill being milked to call law enforcement. It's so scary. Maybe LE will console him with a jar of mayonnaise.



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