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No. 1673646

No. 1673654

Next time…

No. 1673655

Why did it take so long to make a new thread there were so many active nonnas from the dumbass who posted "herself". Nonna who collects posted pics of anon's boyfriends, come back

No. 1673656

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nice toad pic op, i should be drifting off to sleep now. goodnight nonas

No. 1673658

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>>1673655
I feel like I make too many threads, so I waited a while this time. But then I got beat to the chase.

No. 1673659

I kept waiting for a new thread and then I saw another nonnie posted her thread so I deleted this one but somehow its still up idk

No. 1673660

why does my back hurt

No. 1673663

>>1673659
Your thread double posted, one before mine and one afterwards. It confused me too kek I felt like that wolf when droopy dog keeps popping up

No. 1673665

>>1673658
Gratitude to the Dumbass Shit Thread Maker! HOORAY!

No. 1673672

>>1673658
Kek i saw ur thread and tried to post in it, but you deleted. I loved this pic, please use it for the thread AFTER next. Please use that edit someone made of danofag's bf's closeup for the next one KEK
Btw I don't think you should worry about being "the one who always makes the thread", clearly other nonnas were waiting for you to do it

No. 1673676

I’ve seen so many ugly moid bfs that sometimes I wish I could post my Nigel to show off a little but I could never since he knows I post here

No. 1673677

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>>1673502
I’ve seen people who use this site (I shared a TikTok link back when I had it in 2020) and i saw who clicked on it tbh fuck tiktok I had no idea they did that when I shared the link

No. 1673679

>>1673676
do it.

No. 1673680

>>1673676
Post him I don’t believe you

No. 1673681

>>1673679
Neverrrr, at least not his face. Maybe his thighs…

No. 1673682

>>1673677
Samefag I think most farmers look like Josie from Fishtank, idk why but I do. I don’t think anyone here is as ugly as the moids on the 4cahn

No. 1673683

>>1673681
Post his midriff in the pic too and make him wear a wet white t shirt if you must, include the nipnots, do so and have him stick his fingers in his mouth

No. 1673684

>>1673681
Please nonnie, we need this.

No. 1673685

Is this thread pic and this thread pic >>>/ot/1640537 working in the same office?

No. 1673686

>>1673655
I like to think she’s just some TikTok egirl who is new to the site and calls herself a femcel

No. 1673687

>>1673683
KEK he does wear white shirts often but imagining nonas looking at him that way makes me overprotective

No. 1673688

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>>1672907
>edtwt
>bonespo
>deathspo

No. 1673689

>>1673687
Welp now we need moaning audio

No. 1673690

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No. 1673692

>>1673682
I look like a mixed race version of Lucinda, ugly or no?

No. 1673694

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>>1673685
I don't think so nonnie, or the computer got changed (one is curved and the other is straight but the desk is the same.)

No. 1673695

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>>1673690
im so close im learning to mod rn

No. 1673696

>>1673690
>>1673695
Proud of you

No. 1673697

>>1673692
Nta but I don't think Lucinda is ugly. Like, the boney ana body is horrific, but she has a cute face even when she was chubby

No. 1673702

>>1673692
If you are just as bony ya but she is cute I like her makeup

No. 1673705

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yumejos or 'selfshippers' as they call themselves on tumblr are wild goddamn.

No. 1673707

>>1673646
Nyehehehehe
poisons nonnies teas so they wake up at my house for dress up parties
nyehehahaha

No. 1673709

>>1673707
I wanna come boohoo…

No. 1673715

I want to watch movies but I'm so tired and its only 6.30 what the hell..

No. 1673718

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>>1673715
what's on your movie list?

No. 1673722

>>1673718
I really want to watch Easy A rn but its not on any streaming service

No. 1673724

>>1673722
this one?

No. 1673726

>>1673724
Yes! That's the one, lol.

No. 1673742

How do YOU make grilled cheese?

No. 1673744

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what is going on

No. 1673745

>>1673742
I put mayonnaise on both sides of the bread, I use real cheddar cheese and I use a vegetable peeler to slice it off the block nice n thin and I use a single layer because too much cheese is just overkill you're just wasting cheese. Put that puppy in a hot pan and get her nice n golden brown and then flip and do the same to the other side. Slice that baby diagonally.

No. 1673752

My grilled cheese post is being lost among the zfg spam

No. 1673755

>>1673752
I saw it and I loved it and want to make it when I get chedder.

No. 1673761

>>1673755
I hope you love it, I learned about the mayo trick from Baby Sitters Club and it makes the bread so crispy

No. 1673764

>>1673745
I've been on here too long. I read bread as thread

No. 1673767

>>1673744
Schizo avant-garde posting for attenshun

No. 1673768

>>1673767
not really avant-garde of her

No. 1673770

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I'm so sleepy. Goodnight my nonnas.

No. 1673771

>>1673767
Even the anon attention whoring with her ugly moid in the previous thread was better than this

No. 1673772

A lizard fell on me so I went ahead to take my revenge and fell on a lizard.

No. 1673775

I don't care what your opinions on Arian, the bot, or the admins are. This was ridiculous. I'm honestly very disappointed. I don't care what your goal was, spam and being obnoxious is not the answer. So i'm going to make you guys a deal, I will listen to your feedback and give it to Arian. I only have the ability to delete posts, and if I could do more I would most certainly put the "rogue" admins in their place, but that is Arian's decision, so work with me for the time being. I will help you all the best I can, but I can't do much at the moment.

No. 1673777

The schizo avant-garde above is not me and the lizard post isn't a part of her schizoposting.

No. 1673778

>>1673772
>>1673775
Why does this sound like AI

No. 1673782

>>1673764
Mayo makes the thread crispyyyyy

No. 1673783

>>1673778
I just wanted to be dumb in the dumbass shit thread…

No. 1673784

>>1673778
I'm pretty sure they are literally just comments copied from a live stream or YouTube speedrun.

No. 1673785

>>1673742
>I toast the bread
>then get a skillet, grease it with butter
>Put the cheese on one slice, put it FACE UP on the stove
>Put peanut butter on the remaining piece of toast.
>Wait until the cheese is melting, put the other piece on top and flip it.
>I try to make sure the peanut butter/Cheese doesn't melt onto the pan, Don't wanna lose any of it!
>Take it off
>eat it with some pickle juice, pineapple soda and a cup of vodka mixxed togeather.

No. 1673787

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>>1673770
Goodnight lil bean

No. 1673788

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No. 1673789

Kool aid gummies are really good. Great flavor. Gummy texture- not too soft. Solid. Not dry.

No. 1673798

>>1673772
A gecko fell on my face once while I was showering

No. 1673800

>>1673798
I wish I had a gecko pal to shower with

No. 1673802

>>1673785
Real farmer posts are just on another level, nothing like this unfunny spam

No. 1673807

To make anon's mayo grilled chesse and watch a movie or go to bed early like I was supposed to..

No. 1673808

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>>1673807
The first option sounds mighty cozy

No. 1673809

What to do…

No. 1673811

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>>1673808
Oh, oh, thanks you have convinced me.

No. 1673812

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>>1673809
I really think you should go for the sammich champ

No. 1673817

69

No. 1673818


No. 1673819

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She keeps me going.

No. 1673820

>>1673819
Wow that's inspiring

No. 1673821

so I guess posting those stream comments is the new 100% funny way to fill up threads and troll us? Amazing.

No. 1673823

>>1673821
I really liked that one time an anon spammed the whole alphabet to fill up the last of a thread, what a silly goose

No. 1673825

Why do I look so ugly with glasses? Are my glasses just that unflattering? I always buy the cheap ones but idk if its worth the splurge.

No. 1673826

>>1673825
Yeah it's possible that you picked the wrong type of glasses for your face

No. 1673827

>>1673825
You just need some cute frames that flatter the shape of your face, I'm sure you can find something for a good price. Try using one of those websites that let's you try frames over a picture of yourself like glassesusa, just to take a look at the styles and see which one you like! Then you can try and find some affordable frames on that style

No. 1673829

>>1673827
>>1673826
Oh thanks nonnies, yea glasses are hard, I like the round shape but it might just not flatter me

No. 1673831

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>>1673829
I feel that, I love round glasses but they look so goofy on my face!

No. 1673832

>>1673777
Thank you for clarifying.

No. 1673833

This cheese I just bought has this nasty pic of cheddar scones on it and I hate it, there's like scallions and shit in there and it just looks like something I'd hate to eat. It's throwing me off my cheese game

No. 1673867

why shouldn't I fuck my boss- he's old and I don't expect a paygrade but what about sugar babying. where are we on that

No. 1673876

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>>1673867
My mom was a sugar baby and now her life is totally fucked up man totally fucked up, you wanna be homeless?

No. 1673878

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It must be so weird to date kid show performers. Like what if you date one, and you're having sex, and they say "wow awesome!" or similar in that retarded voice they do for the show? I wonder how often this happens.

No. 1673879

>>1673876
Nta but could you tell us more about your mom?

No. 1673891

>>1673879
I'd be here all night

No. 1673893

>>1673876
Tbh if you get hundreds of dollars weekly and don't have to pay bills and can't figure out how to make proper investments so you don't fall homeless as soon as you're unable to be a sugar baby you're dumb af

No. 1673894

>>1673891
We're all ears

No. 1673896

>>1673893
You're delusional kek

No. 1673897

>>1673894
Nah bitch that was me saying no

No. 1673898

>>1673878
Theyre generally the opposite of that persona

No. 1673899

>>1673893
You're really naive

No. 1673902

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>>1673878
I would if it was picrel

No. 1673903

>>1673878
she look like a Planet Fitness

No. 1673909

>>1673902
who dis cutie

No. 1673910


No. 1673919

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>>1673878
>omg is that the Blippi?
>the one who likes to shit on ppl???
>https://archive.org/details/harlem-shake-poop

No. 1673922

>>1673898
Are they really? Have you dated one?

No. 1673923

>>1673919
I'm angry at you

No. 1673925

>>1673919
idk who that guy is but i'm scared to click that play button

No. 1673928

>>1673925
Its a harlem shake parody where ge stands on a toilet and expels enema brown shit water onto another man upside down with his hole out. Please don't waste your time.

No. 1673933

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I was trying to look up some information about pokemon and found this article on google about a Pokemon Red romhack that replaces Red with Leaf. It all smelled suspicious though, from the way they referred to her ("girl trainer") to the name of the gaming news website, Geekpr0n.

Lo and behold, these are the top articles on the site and the creator of the hack is an AGP troon.

No. 1673937

There are some absolute retards on this site lately. Can't read posts, asking insanely stupid questions, can't google simple phrases, reading comprehension lobe MISSING. Did someone post a link to lc on tiktok

No. 1673941

>>1673937
sorry I'm dyslexic

No. 1673942

>>1673937
Oopsie poopsie!

No. 1673945

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>>1673941
HI dyslexic, I'm anon

No. 1673946

>>1673937
I'm aging out of here

No. 1673947

>>1673946
Just minimize all the threads that make you pissy, that's what I did, much more enjoyable

No. 1673948

>>1673947
The problem is that the tok transplants are in every thread. They are everywhere. They cannot read and they are everywhere.

No. 1673952

anynonnie ever shat themselves while drunk asking for friend btw

No. 1673960

>>1673952
Nah homie sorry about your friend tho

No. 1673962

>>1673960
my friend shat themselves twice, feel sorry for her, she drank 4 fourlokos and woke up naked on her floor and she pooped. I'm drink riht nmow but it's unrelated

No. 1673974

>>1673941
It's okay, nonnie, I was a retard in another thread just now. It happens.
I'm more annoyed at dumbasses who read the post incorrectly, or get mad at anons who won't jump for them, and then try to do some stupid clapback shit or chimp out. Isn't summer over. Won't they leave.
It feels like we're getting new waves of idiots every 4-8 days.

No. 1673976

>>1673962
I don't know why this is bringing me to tears. It wasn't funny for your friend but I can't stop laughing

No. 1673981

>>1673420
I don't care how dumb it is, I still need to know. I thought the weakest bone was the collarbone and that's why a lot of people shatter it.

No. 1673987

>>1673974
i feel the same way

No. 1673988

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Occasionally an anon posts a little rant in reply to me and I just look at it like picrel. Sometimes I don't even read it past the first few words.

No. 1673990

>>1673962
RIP (rest in poopies)

No. 1673991

>>1673988
Very cool

No. 1673993

>>1673988
You also can't read either way so

No. 1673995

>>1673993
Idk what you mean, I'm not whatever anon you think I am.

No. 1673998

>>1673988
Very cool

No. 1673999

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>>1673995
I dont think you're any anon there's just so much cocomelon attention span happening lately

No. 1674002

>>1673999
>cocomelon attention span
Kek

No. 1674005

>>1674003
>and we just have the same energy for it
See you're skipping whole words. You braindead as hell.

No. 1674006

>>1673999
What? It's not about attention span. I think we've all had times where an anon posted a heated reply to us and we just didn't have the same energy for it.

No. 1674007

>>1674005
Anon's been watching too much cocomelon methinks.

No. 1674008

>>1674003

No. 1674010

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Sorry if annoyed anyone by being retarded. It just has to come out sometimes.

No. 1674011

>>1674003
This is what happens when you refuse to read anything…

No. 1674014

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Damn i want to be an 80s cartoon villian so bad just going mwahaha i am going to buy the earth with my bazillion dollars and build a mall on top of it then extinguish every aminal with polution also you wanna try marijuana kid?

No. 1674015

>>1674006
How many times you gonna delete and edit that girlie. You're fighting for your life

No. 1674017

>>1674010
All in fun

No. 1674018

>>1674014
I want a dim witted minion named Bugsy

No. 1674019

>>1674015
I only reposted it once to fix a typo.
Genuine question, has anyone else noticed more anons trying to "call out" other anons for deleting to repost? I usually think it's newfags cause no one used to care.

No. 1674022

>>1674019
I thought you weren't reading responses you cheeky bastard.

No. 1674023

>>1674018
Are you taking apps

No. 1674024

>>1674019
You posted it three times. We all saw. Its ok

No. 1674026

>>1674024
You're hallucinating anon…

No. 1674030

>>1674026
You can't gaslight me you can't even read

No. 1674031

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>>1674023
Why yes I am

No. 1674035

I wonder how's Nimu doing. I hope she found god and got cured of her mental illness(being attracted to old fat moids)

No. 1674036

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cocomelon

No. 1674040

>>1674024
I witnessed this as well. She kept editing and deleting all in the span of 10 seconds.

No. 1674041

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>>1674036
Cocomelon!

No. 1674042

>>1674040
Damn, I missed it all by seconds, but the aftermath is going great kek

No. 1674044

>>1674040
The vapejuice has crystallized and rendered her left ventricle an elfbar and now she doesn't know how to count past two or reply anything substantial unless fueled by rage

No. 1674045

>>1674036
um is she ok? Whats happening in this gif..

No. 1674047

>>1674041
Whenever I see that gif, I am instantly taken back to the derailing sperg who dragged her meltdown across multiple threads. It's a good gif.

No. 1674050

>>1674044
She doesn't have the energy to read our responses.

No. 1674051

>>1674047
You're not being pacific enough, that describes lc on an average Tuesday evening

No. 1674052

>>1674047
Rapesleeve chan? What was her name. Critical newfag mistake, i have been there too kek.

No. 1674055

>>1674050
Shes a busy gal she had to play minecraft on her pc while responding to her discord daddy suicide threats on discord and type a rage induced reply on lc(infighting)

No. 1674057

>>1674052
Rapesock-chan, yeah, KEK
One of the nonnas she was sperging at posted this gif and "rapesock" to trigger her
>>>/ot/1661711

No. 1674058

>>1674057
Oh sorry, that was me. It was just weird idk. Sorry to that woman and I hope she has now found inner peace.

No. 1674060

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I'm currently tackling a crochet project where I have to freehand copy a picture with no pattern. It's fairly intricate looking and I still don't know how I'll do some parts. I'm so stressed for when I have to put everything together, but I'll know it'll be super rewarding once I'm done. I'm writing done everything I do, even how I breath on the yarn while I'm working (jk kek).

No. 1674061

>>1674058
WAS THAT YOU? KEK
I was so annoyed at the news stories thread, and she popped up AGAIN in another thread (maybe unpopular opinions?), so when she came to my beloved dumbass shit to start her crap again, I almost lost it. Felt my face disintegrating. Your post made me cackle irl and truly brought me back to my senses so I didn't get stupid about some online retard. Thanks nonna, I see that gif and think of you forever mwah

No. 1674063

>>1674061
I am still convinced the 'dogpiling' I received for that post was just her.

No. 1674066

Cocomelon anon reported missing by friends and family

No. 1674067

>>1674063
Yeah, she kept using the same arguments across the threads. Idk, mods tagged me for "infight" at one point during the whole mess, but I don't care bc she got banned and done with kek
One of the wildest infights, I do think she was samefagging more than anons thought because I don't believe so many people wouldn't go read op's post and realize she was flipping out disproportionately.

No. 1674068

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i miss cocomelon anon come back

No. 1674069

>>1674066
She's not in the energy to read. Her energy is all being used to watch cocomelon

No. 1674070

>>1674069
She got heat for lying about repost count and evaporated. Come back we aren't mad.

No. 1674071

>>1674060
Nonna, I'm sure there's a crochet or fiber arts thread around here somewhere. Have you tried bumping it for advice/support? What are you working on?

No. 1674073

>>1673988
me too

No. 1674078

>>1674070
maybe she got stuck on watching a 1 hour loop video of baby shark and can't multitask

No. 1674079

What is this

No. 1674084

>>1674071
Thanks anon! There is in /g/ but honestly I think I'll be ok without it. I have like ~60% of it figured out and I don't wanna get too specific in case I post it somewhere lol. It's not building it that's throwing me for loop, but actually putting it together. I already take a gazillion years to finish a project and I'll literally die if I fuck up somewhere while sewing it up and have to start something over.

No. 1674091

>>1674067
>I don't believe so many people wouldn't go read op's post and realize she was flipping out disproportionately.
nta but i don't think it's that farfetched since many anons don't even read thread OPs and don't know how to scroll. from what i've seen usually when samefagging occurs at least one of the posts will get the (samefagging) redtext instead of the regular kind.

No. 1674095

>>1674091
Unless they vpn

No. 1674097

>>1674079
chicken song

No. 1674104

>>1674079
best song

No. 1674109

>>1674079
Eurovision winner and not your toy.

No. 1674116

>>1674104
terrible opinion

No. 1674123

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I generally think I'm pretty most days, but for some reason I always feel exceptionally beautiful when I look in my bathroom mirror at night. Idk why, perhaps it's just cause of nighttime skincare and just overall feeling fresher.

No. 1674132

>>1674104
A challenger appears

No. 1674159

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I had random sexual type dreams with two guys I've been with in the past the other night and I keep wishing I'll have them again

No. 1674162

>>1674159
if its in the past then why? did they pump n dump you

No. 1674170

This is genuinely scary

No. 1674180

I've been staying at my bfs for a week (I'm between jobs) and we're just both ignoring the fact I don't live here. I want to live here. His cat wants me to live here. I'm addicted to him undressing himself at night. I truly never thought I'd be with a hottie with a body

No. 1674182

Late to work because I love shit posting on lc too much, wheee

No. 1674200

>>1674123
There’s something in the air at 3am that’s making us so beautiful

No. 1674207

>>1674200
what state nona

No. 1674223

>>1674132
Now this I agree with

No. 1674230

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I like to imagine in the tumblrverse irredeemable media is like their version of mass killers since people keep saying they don’t feel safe around them or to ‘stay safe’ when they’re mentioned.
So like Hetalia and South Park are like the columbine guys
And AOT is Elliot Rodger because Eren’s like an incel from what I’ve seen

No. 1674231

>>1674230
Just reading this makes me want to slap the write of this crap in the face.

No. 1674232

>>1674231
Me or the guy who said they don’t feel safe around people who watch South Park or cute boys doing cute war things anime?

No. 1674234

>>1674232
The guy who doesn't "feel safe" around people who watch some cartoon.

No. 1674235

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No. 1674241

>>1674230
I’m shocked this is a 26 year old and not some middle schooler. The idea that anyone who enjoys South Park must be a secret bigot is so funny because of my local gay community I’ve been in a room entirely full of LGBT PoC, half of which are disabled, who were all doing Cartman impressions. In general these kinds of internet opinions about media consumption morality crumble once you spend time in actual communities of oppressed and marginalized people.

No. 1674246

>>1674241
>they’re 26
What the fuck? I hope at the very least they’re a hikkineet…

No. 1674251

>>1674230
>If someone doesnt feel safe around somebody who likes xyz show then so be it
>then so be it
Unless you say "I don't feel safe around somebody who likes Dragrace" of course

No. 1674252

>>1673672
> Please use that edit someone made of danofag's bf's closeup for the next one KEK
Kek anon I wanted that to be next thread pic too

No. 1674253

>>1674230
I still will never understand what irredeemable media really means. "Enjoy it critically" how chronically online do you have to be it doesn't fucking matter in the long run kid, grow up.

No. 1674255

>>1674253
It’s media that tumblr dislikes and considers to be actively harmful and irredeemable
So it’s usually like Steven Universe.

No. 1674256

>>1674255
it's also funny seeing it on people's dni lists right smack in the middle of worse things
their dnis will be like
- racists
- pedos
- ableists
- homophobes
- transphobes
- su fans
- misogynists
- abuse supporters
it's so fucking funny

No. 1674258

>>1674256
I notice these days it’s mostly ‘dream SMP’ which if I remember correctly is some minecraft youtuber?

No. 1674260

>>1674258
I think he said racist stuff and then said he was partially minority. Though it's so funny that he got such a bad reaction after his face reveal even though he had spent years trying to lose enough weight to do the said reveal, kek. I always love it when some mediocre man with bad personality gets bullied for his looks instead of being fangirled over like he expected.

No. 1674261

>>1674170
It doesn’t sound good at all, it’s so obviously inhuman

No. 1674270

>>1674258
No that's a Minecraft server with like 30 different people on it. The reason they're all so evil and problematic is either 1) someone found a clip of them making a slightly offensive joke 10 years ago or 2) they're inherently evil by being white and constantly need to pander and satiate their POC fans

No. 1674271

What's with Instagram completely ruining itself with updates recently? Whenever I refresh all my group chats disappear, and it gives me notifications of DMs I've read from fucking 4 days ago?

No. 1674273

I'm contemplating becoming a Tumblrina again just because Instagram is unusable now (and also filled to the brim with pedo moids now, for some reason) but the devs are probably going to copy the whole social media update template thing too and focus heavily on likes and vertical videos that destroy attention spans.

No. 1674274

File: 1692786061731.jpg (1.09 MB, 4172x1782, 93e6c774124920912b376975c784ee…)

Tried really hard to go for the clean modern look at home and have very few possession. But I have realized that minimalism is not for me and that my ideal home looks like it's a mix of the apartment of Sherlock Holmes and a grandma witch. Fuck yeah, time to get COZY.

No. 1674276

I am sick and tired of every surface in my bedroom collecting dust 2 days after I wipe it clean. How do people not have this problem? I don't even open my window much

No. 1674282

Nonas what's your biggest sin of the seven?

No. 1674291

Don’t know where to put this so I’ll just post it here but it’s crazy how dead the site is now. I was a frequent user from 2017-2019 and it was never ever this dead. Cows were boring back then too periodically but that never stopped threads from being filled up and ot was always very active. Wtf happened? I saw anons saying the Christmas thing made a lot of people leave but we had drama like this all the time and it never put such a damper on the place, most posts on pt are a month old it’s wild! Also odd how the CP and gore spams just completely ceased on here and CC, yet soyjakparty and other altchans are being flooded with it. Someone fill me in because otherwise this place just gives me the creeps now

No. 1674292

I've been banned on cc for god knows what or how long. Are cc bans permanent? Can you see what post you got banned for somewhere?

No. 1674298

>>1674291
It's a combination of:
>the Christmas fail
>the past site dramas that accumulated (and made the Christmas thing the last straw)
>the cow threads being boring
>oldfags leaving because they were old
>lost newfags
>social media alternatives such as twitter, tiktok etc. Imageboards are not the "cool" thing anymore

No. 1674299

>>1674298
were imageboardss ever cool?

No. 1674302

>>1674291
With the Christmas incident many anons couldn't access the site at all for weeks, so they probably gave up. That makes it more different than previous site drama imo. Plus /m/ being broken for a while, (it did get restored this year tho) webms and large pics taking forever to load, and increase in infights.

No. 1674303

>>1674298
Tbh I feel like it’s hard to find real good cows since tiktok allows people to be open about their lives and cows there are like, normal almost. They’re everywhere.

No. 1674304

>>1674282
Probably sloth.

No. 1674308

>>1674282
sloth definitely kek

No. 1674316

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>>1674256
Some add countryhumans for obvious reasons

No. 1674322

>>1674273
Do it, nonna! I posted in the positivity thread that i started my new Tumblr a month ago after not being on there for years and im really enjoying myself. It feels so much calmer and less stressful on the brain than other social media. It's also easier to avoid political bs.

No. 1674323

>>1674291
No one wants to use this site when the site itself is old and the moderation is subpar, and on top of that the user base is no incentive to stay because there are annoying anons everywhere who will likely try to fight with you.

No. 1674324

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>>1674256
picrel
>>1674316
I hate countryhumans so much, it really is the worst of both worlds of Hetalia and Polandball

No. 1674326

>>1673974
>or get mad at anons who won't jump for them
This is so true, it's weird. I've had so many times where an anon started sperging at me for something I thought wasn't serious and then they still insist on arguing when i try to clarify. It's like anons get more mad when you show that you don't want to entertain a fight.

No. 1674328

>>1674322
Okay this made my day thank you.
Also something about Tumblr is that the algorithm actually stays still to what you want, and you can actually choose if you want to diverge into other things and explore. I spend so much effort trying to keep my Instagram feed clean but always get some stupid reel by some moid coming in every once in a while.

No. 1674329

>>1674324
at least polandball can be funny in a sort of stupid edgy way and hetalia has good fanart. Countryhumans is just unfunny and countryhuman yaoi is fugly

No. 1674336

>>1674334
probably someone who wrote a long rant, got ignored and got mad

No. 1674338

File: 1692794116541.jpg (11.92 KB, 554x554, Fw3WEFYWAAAE1W0.jpg)

i see you working overtime on that board miss farmhand. sorry it's so retarded there right now.

No. 1674342

>>1674326
In some cases, when arguing fails and uninvolved nonnies ask what's going on, they try to loop them into things with their twisted version of events in hopes of a multi-anon dogpile on whoever offended them. Weird failed DARVO autism.

No. 1674344

>>1674342
Did you recently learn what DARVO is or are there multiple anons on here who constantly use it in the most ridiculous ways that aren’t even applicable to the real thing? It’s like how the internet beat gaslighting to death but centralised on a dead imageboard. Don’t yell at me btw it’s a genuinely curious thing to see especially with how much you stand out by your overuse of commas and always mentioning darvo

No. 1674345

I used to love going on walks in forest with my grandparents when I was young and playing pooh sticks on the bridges

No. 1674347

>>1674344
DARVO = deny attack, reverse victim and offender
Attack anon, deny doing so, try to make them into the problem by insisting they did xyz in the thread, hoping that uninvolved users will believe them and join them in attacking whoever they're mad at. Hope this explains it.

No. 1674349

>>1674344
Nta but is using only 2 commas overuse now?

No. 1674351

>>1673937
I'm seeing more and more anons on /ot/ requesting threads that already exist but on /g/ or /m/

No. 1674354

A mosquito bit my ankles and now they're itchy

No. 1674355

>>1674347
Are you just illiterate or did you have to explain darvo to yourself so you can stop using it on a lolcow imageboard for when someone trolls and baits you too hard?

No. 1674356

>>1674347
Samefag because I didn't finish reading your post, but this is the first time I've used the word "DARVO" on Lolcow. I suggest you calm down on your constant infighting, you're seeing shadows.

>>1674355
Oh I see, you just wanted to infight from the start. Please take your meds, nona. I have no clue who you are or what you're seething about.

No. 1674358

>>1674356
Gem of a post because you don’t seem to realize that everything you just said applies to you. Word salad shit. Your weird darvo posts are all over the get it off your chest thread (great thread btw real schizophrenia in action)

No. 1674360

>>1674358
I haven't posted in the GIOYC thread, either, kek. Are you carreyanon or something? Are the extra commas in the room with us right now?

No. 1674363

>>1674360
Cringe

No. 1674364

>>1674358
Are you the anon that keeps making up names for other anons based on one post

No. 1674365


No. 1674366

>>1674349
grammar is hard all posts should be lowercase run only on sentences read out in a tiktok TTS voice

No. 1674368

>>1674364
Carreyanon is a known poster who uses blurred images of him and writes long rants, so no.

No. 1674369

>>1674366
nta but you just reminded me of how much I loathe the tiktok TTS voice

No. 1674373

>>1674358
>>1674355
I think this is the DA stage. Now we just need a confused anon to ask what's going on so we can get to the RVO.

No. 1674375

>>1674368
nta but i don't think she's ITT at all

No. 1674384

what the hell is darvo i have a headache

No. 1674385

File: 1692796004733.jpg (86.45 KB, 1200x900, an-important-lesson.jpg)

lol oh no, there's cyberbullying on the cyberbullying website!

No. 1674387

>>1674282
wrath obviously

No. 1674390

>>1674364
Omg anon, this has been bothering me so bad. Anons will try to force a namefag out of one incident, like no that's not how that works. Unless they personalityfag multiple times, you can't just try to make it a thing. And sometimes they say "x anon" instead of "x-chan". Like, would you have called Amanda-chan Amanda anon? No you wouldn't've!

No. 1674391

I honestly thought I was somehow redirected into the vent thread for a second.

No. 1674393

>>1674373
Laaaame my god just shitpost like a normal person, you’d have more than 5 people talking to you on here on a daily basis if you could manage to not sound like such a 40 year old out of touch idiot

No. 1674394

is carreyanon the same one who would post him in the original irlhusbando thread. she was normal there and i don’t remember her being crazy. I’m not up to date with this dumb site as I keep trying to leave

No. 1674395

>>1674354
same but with my shoulder. fuck mosquitos

No. 1674396

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Anyone else a "meta-fan"? Not perticularly interested in the source material itself but find the antics of certain fandoms fascinating? I'm a meta-fan of 1D and jerma

No. 1674397

>>1674394
Yeah the schizo farmhands have beef with her for whatever reason and have tried to make her look looney for ages now. Pretty sure she hasn’t been back after going on a rant about how aids this place has become, like… a year ago

No. 1674398

>>1674364
Nta, but Carrey anon/Carrey-chan is well known from the Tinfoil threads. She believes that Jim Carrey is cyber stalking her and makes cryptic posts here attacking her.

No. 1674399

>>1674364
namefagfag even

No. 1674400

>>1674393
I think this might be the D or the R, idk.

No. 1674401

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>>1674393
NTA, but no one likes being around aggro tards who intentionally start fights, then try to blame whoever they're targeting for it. Grow up.
Anyway, I broke a nail and it fucking sucks ass

No. 1674402

>>1674354
Mosquitoes ruined my feet, I hate summer so so much

No. 1674404

>>1674364
Are you darvoing me right now? That’s not very cash money of you

No. 1674406

>>1674336
Oops, sorry for deleting anon. You're probably right though.

No. 1674407

>>1674397
she just had a meltdown in the unpopular opinions thread a day ago and made a few posts in some dumbass shit threads wdym.

No. 1674408

>>1674401
Youre the one who asked if I’m carreyanon. You’re the one making up names for people and accusing randoms of being them. The problem is you

No. 1674410

>>1674407
Yeah except og carrey-chan just had a regular weird crush on him and would post him on here to the point that farmhands went apeshit on her and banned her for every second post she made, which is why she left.

No. 1674411

>>1674408
Now we're definitely entering the RVO. Moving fast

No. 1674412

So are there multiple Carreychans then,? I only remember her as the woman who would make and post literally hundreds of pictures of what her and Jim Carrey's children what look like in faceapp.

No. 1674414

>>1674412
I thought she was the one from the tinfoil threads. If there are two carrey-chans that's interesting…

No. 1674415

>>1674412
Samefag, and the pics were all identical too. Idk why she made so many, like after the 10th one you must have an idea of what your kids with Jim Carrey would look like.

No. 1674418

>>1674412
have you read her posts on the cow yourself thread ? i don't think there's two but that would be interesting

No. 1674419

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I think Majima should have a public nudity scene in a future game if only so we can get the line "That's the Mad Dog? Yeah, I can see he's nuts!"

No. 1674421

>>1674418
Nta. The reveal that she was the anon who rants about how hard it is to be brunette was surprising.

No. 1674423

>>1674412
Yeah that’s the correct one. She was harmless but again the farmhands are absolutely batshit crazy and had it out for her. There’s references on ot to her goodbye rant and how they kept banning her for no reason plus as we can see, as soon as a farmhand comes online they’ll try and paint you as crazy and yell “take your meds” at you like they did with the tranny on meta for way too damn long. Wouldn’t shock me if the schizo carrey poster is just them being assholes again

No. 1674426

>>1674423
Are you defending the /meta/ tranny?

No. 1674429

Literally whenever you describe a behavior here, someone who does it will get offended and accuse you of things. We have actual schizo nonnies.

No. 1674430

>>1674421
Ntayrt but i kind of suspected that was her making those rants but didn't want to say anything. i could tell it was her specifically because she's the only one who keeps bringing up jenny mccarthy (one of jim carrey's ex) and made similar posts with a pic of carrey attached in that one /g/ thread (not the husbando one, this other one about looks. the "how to cope with feeling ugly" thread or something). there were some other posts where she mentioned the fact that carrey's usually into stereotypical blondes but i forgot which thread.

No. 1674431

I just remember carreyanon from the irl husbando thread when I was posting pics of ezra miller kek and she was kind and not crazy. i keep taking breaks from here as it makes me so negative, so I’m not familiar with personalityfags

No. 1674433

>>1674426
No? It’s just that the spectacle with him was all over the site, went on for months and the farmhands don’t seem to have the IQ to switch up their tactics ever which makes them obvious especially after they come online to reluctantly do some moderation and then do their whole song and dance. It’s lame and I have a hard time believing anyone is dumb enough to fall for it still. Blaine can go kill himself though so please stop posting his grotesque mug

No. 1674436

>>1674433
Ok sorry

No. 1674438

>>1674436
It’s okay should we talk about sonic instead?

No. 1674440

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>>1674438
Nta but let's

No. 1674441

>>1674440
He's cool

No. 1674442

>>1674440
Love him so much guys it hurts sometimes

No. 1674444

>>1674438
are you autistic

No. 1674445

>>1674444
Can you repeat the question

No. 1674446

>>1674440
sonic from the sonic OVA movie IS A CUTE. A CUTE!!!!

No. 1674448

>>1674444
>>1674445
Wait let me get my pocket mirror before she does

No. 1674449

File: 1692798970042.gif (830.11 KB, 320x240, sonic smack that butt.gif)

I think Sonic X is legit underrated

No. 1674450

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>>1674438
I'm more of a big the cat fan and I'm not a barafag, I just like how retarded he sounds and his lil froggy friend.

No. 1674452

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>>1674438
SONIC UNDERGROOOUND SONIC UNDERGROOOUND

No. 1674453

>>1674452
X and Underground were my childhood!

No. 1674455

>>1674162
No we broke up lol. Sex was still good so maybe I'm just horny

No. 1674460

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where he goin' with his wiggly woogly body? nowhere!!! HE IS NOT GETTING FAR!!!!!!!!

No. 1674463


No. 1674465

>>1674230
you sound as terminally online as they do

No. 1674468

I put my hands on your knees, Angelina Jolie

No. 1674472

How the hell do you deal with a gen X-er that keeps "backinmytimesing" and talking about the death of indepemdent media as if I was born yesterday. He pokes fun at himself doing the former, but then he still goes through with it almost daily. I'm so mentally checked out whenever he opens his mouth, our desks are right next to each other. He also keeps basically liberal-shittesting me, while I refuse to engage in any political discussion at work, even if our views more or less align, I just find it to be useless circlejerking

No. 1674473

File: 1692800237006.jpg (35.85 KB, 619x197, 87356.JPG)

i heart philosophy

No. 1674475

We gon getcha we gon getcha
breakdances oooo she ain’t know ooo she ain’t know spins on my back

No. 1674478

>>1674473
and it isn't even true

No. 1674480

I found someone selling a vintage hermes scarf that I’ve been coveting, but it’s almost $1,500. But it reminds me of my dog that passed away. It feels dumb to want it and to be willing to pay the steep price (the seller resells other ones and they mostly range about $800 with only a few above $1000) but when I look at it, I see my beloved dog in it. I have the money but I think to myself that the money is better spent elsewhere, but money is made to be spent so…

No. 1674482

did something stupid and now I'm not sure if i should tell the truth and have everyone hate me and have to move or just hope no one finds out. which do i gamble on?

No. 1674483

>>1674482
tell us what you did first or ask sonic

No. 1674489

Gay dead gamer word site anyways godspeed to the farmhands big fan of your work here I’ll be back to see your harvest

No. 1674503

>>1674480
maybe buy a dupe

No. 1674505

>>1674482
I think you are catastrophizing don't worry and don't draw so much attention to yourself just act like you don't give a crap and they will move on to the next target

No. 1674507

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No. 1674512

my sides

No. 1674515

>>1674512
where are they?

No. 1674516

Fing means fart in Hungarian, so a finger is someone who farts. So a finger = a farter. Do not question this.

No. 1674519

>>1674515
Somewhere in Serbia. Just blew them right the fuck off

No. 1674526

I don't understand that one zoomer makeup trend where they put makeup on their noses so they look like a digital painting having an allergy reaction. Why?

No. 1674530

>>1674526
you mean blush? or the highlighter thing

No. 1674534

working… kind of… not really (scrolling on lc)

No. 1674541

Not to a-log an insect, but if the fact that they're
useless, annoying and create maggots wasn't enough for us to force flies and gnats to go extinct, idk what will be.

No. 1674543

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I love to watch 80s cartoons, there is something about watching characters interact without the need of smartphones/puters that feels incredible comfy and comforting

No. 1674544

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>>1674541
think about the frogs, they need those disgusting creatures to survive. Thats the small price we have to pay for frogs survival

No. 1674546

>>1674530
Blush AND highlighter.

No. 1674548

>>1674516
Gives new context to fingering, much to think about.

No. 1674554

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Ben Shapiro SMASHES through the wall and gets DESTROYED

No. 1674559

>>1674482
kill everyone who knows about it and then yourself

No. 1674560

>>1674554
laminated forehead

No. 1674564

>>1674560
I just can't get over how caked his foundation is and the copious amounts of hair gel

No. 1674568

>>1674554
i will not buy that used car mr shapiro it doesnt matter how many times you try to convince me

No. 1674571

File: 1692806413147.jpeg (567.73 KB, 884x834, IMG_3546.jpeg)

An unhinged scrote from my hometown posted a picture of Calico Critters and was reminiscing about how his ex with BPD collected them. I spied on her social media and she seems very online and familiar with board terminology, I just know she’s gotta be a farmer. If you’re here among us, Daniel is still very much obsessed with you and isn’t over it, kek

No. 1674577

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I wanna retail therapy so goddamn bad but I'm broke

No. 1674587

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I like WayneRadioTV and honestly most the RTVS crew except the troon, every time he shows up I turn off the stream because he's so unfunny. At least be funny if you're gonna be the token troon friend.

No. 1674599

>>1674571
Ot but are calico critters the same thing as Sylvanian Families? (I'm a bong and that's what they are here?) I always thought calico critters were knock-off/cheaper versions lol

No. 1674603

>>1674599
They are the same thing

No. 1674606

do teens as young as 14 actually get part time jobs in the usa? wtf never understood that when i watched cartoons as a kid. Here you cant work anywhere but mcdonalds if you are underage

No. 1674617

>>1674606
Well that's a part time job too, no?

No. 1674622

>>1674606
It depends where you live, my experience has been that it’s only a thing at any employer if you live in bumfuck nowhere

No. 1674623

I’m a str8 woman but whenever I see a really beautiful woman in public, it makes me want to kill myself. Anyone else? Sean Kingston was really on to something with this song.

No. 1674624

>>1674617
yeah but its very uncommon actually, i have never met anyone actually having a part time job. Meanwhile in cartoons the older sisters like cadence always had part time jobs, is it really that common there?

No. 1674629

>>1674606
No it's usually a thing in family businesses though.

No. 1674654

>>1674123
You're either more hydrated, or else the lighting is better.

No. 1674655

my cats such an attention whore

No. 1674663

>>1674655
mine too. enough meow meow. you are well fed and well loved.

No. 1674669

>>1674606
I got a part time job at 14, but I also was in a shitty family where I was told I was lucky for food and water so I bought my own so no one could complain about my existence anymore

No. 1674677

>>1674282
A tie between gluttony and sloth but tbh I've been improving this year

No. 1674682

File: 1692812713334.jpg (18.17 KB, 500x294, Lol cat.jpg)

I'm back from my ban. Did you guys miss me? I missed you.

No. 1674699

>>1674599
Yep, they’re the same thing!
> In 1993, Tomy, who had been distributing the toys worldwide, lost the rights to the name "Sylvanian Families" in Canada and the US. Tomy reintroduced the line under the new name Calico Critters of Cloverleaf Corners, now simply just called Calico Critters.

No. 1674706

File: 1692814122427.jpg (358.92 KB, 1875x2043, mwah.jpg)

>>1674682
always

No. 1674711

>>1674699
Calico critters is cuter ngl

No. 1674714

>>1674682
where were you my sweet loving and precious nonita? how could you be gone for so long? i was so alone.. so left in the cold. but now i will have nonita bonita to warm the cold heart of my missing poster.

No. 1674739

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A part of me prays that X grows up to be a decent person in spire of his parents.

No. 1674741

>>1674739
one of ellons kids trooned out so i doubt so

No. 1674742

Doesn't make sense that cows are prey animals considering their size.

No. 1674752

>>1674742
It makes a little more sense when you remember their natural predators include wolves, mountain lions, and bears. Even moose get eaten by orcas.

No. 1674794

>>1674663
she's just chatty! don't be mean!

No. 1674812

>>1674742
They're slow and stocky and don't eat meat though

No. 1674823

>>1674794
i will bully my cat. haha stinky idiot. lol.

No. 1674825

>>1674742
I wouldn’t leave my home if cows were predators, imagine a huge cow with sharp teeth running after you.

No. 1674833

File: 1692819656965.jpeg (47.46 KB, 603x716, IMG_3552.jpeg)

I know this was probably made by a scrote as some sort of “gotcha!” but it made me kek

No. 1674835

>>1674623
Me too but it’s because I’m insecure and I feel horrible about myself when someone is much better looking than me lol

No. 1674861

>>1674739
Awe I've never seen a picture of him before. So cute. I hope he does grow up well and things are ok for him.

No. 1674862

>>1674833
This made me laugh lool

No. 1674868

File: 1692820948270.jpg (26.28 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

me, listening and loving ariana grande with my life because i am also a piece of shit like her

No. 1674899

damn i hate living in europe its so fucking boring

No. 1674901

>>1674899
Compared to what, the middle east?

No. 1674903

>>1674899
i wish i had your problems they are currently looting supermarkets in my country and our currency devalued 20% in a day, but hey at least its not boring

No. 1674904

>>1674901
kek girl wat

>>1674903
sorry to hear that nona

No. 1674906

should i wear my godzilla socks now or wait for saturday(my friend and i are going to a sex shop)?

No. 1674907

>>1674906
both. vroom vroom. (laundry)

No. 1674915

How the hell can these rich youtubers dress in such ill fitting stuff, girl why are we seeing your bra strap and dress fall off your shoulder every 2 minutes

No. 1674916

nothing i despise more than youtubers making ''premieres'' i though i found something good to watch while eating but it was a retard announcing a premiere in 48 hrs, whats the fucking point

No. 1674938

File: 1692824210871.gif (1.6 MB, 240x288, the voices.gif)

the extreme newfaggotry is starting to annoy me, i have read some newfag sperg complain about anons being ''rude' several times now, where the fuck do they think they are?

No. 1674943

>>1674938
Nah you know what, as someone who has been here for years, being a cunt isn't "board culture", it's just being a cunt. You don't have to mimic the behaviour of moid imageboards, and we aren't PULL, it's just an excuse anons use to be assholes. We're here to have a good time, aggressive anons is what drives users away. No one wants to infight with you all day over some innocuous post, which is what it almost always comes down to if it isn't just plain bait. It's not fun or enjoyable or even fucking healthy to come here to just be a bitch. Grow up.

No. 1674949

I fear constantly while in here, asking myself over and over: "Did I actually sage my shit?"

No. 1674951

>>1674943
no, i am going to be a bitch and you are going to have to deal with my bitchiness, if i wanted a uwu wholesome safespace i wouldnt be in an alt chan that was created to bully a fat autistic woman

No. 1674954

>>1674951
same. i'm not coming here to exercise my real life good girl persona.

No. 1674960

>>1674951
This is such a pathetic mindset, just act like an adult instead of a retarded angry piss baby

No. 1674963

>>1674960
>act like an adult
kek that's how i know you're still a kid

No. 1674966

File: 1692825535307.webm (2.17 MB, 640x360, Takara MP-43 Masterpiece.webm)

>>1674960
no, this is my rightful land as an autistic womanchildren and i wont let no normalfag take it away from me

No. 1674967

>>1674963
That doesn't even make any sense. You're an aggressive schizo who shouldn't be online if this is how you like to rustle your jimmies.

No. 1674969

>>1674966
It's not about being a normalfag it's about the constant infights that make this place insufferable. Fights will start over the tiniest shit because one of you losers has to come in and snap at nothing and act like anyone who reacts poorly to your bullshit is a pearl clutcher. You're just a loser, you're an instigator, you're no fun to talk to.

No. 1674970

>>1674967
this ain't facebook sis, i don't have to play nice. you're on an imageboard. somebody might even tell you to fuck off.

No. 1674972

>>1674970
Why don't you fuck off, you exude a putrid energy

No. 1674973

File: 1692825809217.png (229.6 KB, 592x490, 1668048731309.png)

>>1674969
i just said i didnt like newfags and you took it personally and started sperging reee my safespace reee be kinder, it sounds like you are the problem lmao

No. 1674975

>>1674967
>That doesn't even make any sense.
You have to be really young (under 25) to think a special 'adult behavior' exists.

No. 1674977

hey guys what's up

No. 1674978

>>1674977
fuck off

No. 1674980

>>1674978
ily too nona

No. 1674981

>>1674980
see, you get it

No. 1674983

File: 1692826008960.jpg (191.54 KB, 938x1793, panchito.jpg)

damn i watched los tres caballaros and now i wanna fuck the birbs, it doesnt make me a furfag does it?

No. 1674984

>>1674975
>>1674973
You get your kicks being a bitch on a mongolian basket weaving website when you could be actually having a good time talking with anons. You come here to the /ot/ board completely separate from the cow boards with very little user overlap to be a bully to random women and nothing is more pathetic than that. You're not going to make me feel like I'm the issue when you admit to doing it on purpose.

No. 1674986

hit em with the sauce doe

No. 1674987

File: 1692826091486.jpg (63.16 KB, 1200x975, i love cyberbullying.jpg)

>>1674984
yeah you get it

No. 1674989

>>1674987
You're going to die alone

No. 1674990

>>1674983
No, anon, they have feathers

No. 1674991

How can bullying be real when our eyes arent real?

No. 1674995

>>1674991
just close then open then close your eyes and tbhe bullying disappears

No. 1674997

>>1674984
please harder

No. 1674998

>>1674983
definitely a latent furfag

No. 1675002

>>1674983
featherfag

No. 1675003

File: 1692826554099.png (218.99 KB, 800x950, 57532209_p13.png)

>>1674990
oh thank god i will continue then. i will ignore the other anons for my sake

No. 1675005

>>1675003
even worse than being a furry tbh

No. 1675008

>>1675005
how so?

No. 1675028

>>1675003
fucking degenerate. go away

No. 1675034

>>1675028
ur so mean i am reporting u to the lolcow police and the cyberpolice

No. 1675039

>>1673952
I don't think I was very drunk, but I sharted all over my new bfs bed when we had just started dating.

No. 1675042

>>1675003
birds are furries, you are a furry. i'm not into it at all but do whatever u want dont expect to not be bullied on here though. you would find more likeminded people on twitter

No. 1675046

>>1675034
Your sarcasm is disgusting ma'am I'm calling the actual police I live in places where cyberbullying is a crime

No. 1675050

>>1675042
>furries
>fur
Birds have feathers ffs

No. 1675051

>>1675050
Well then you're a degenerate feather fag, is that better? What's the name for those

No. 1675056

File: 1692828202815.jpg (445.53 KB, 900x1200, 92888684_p1.jpg)

>>1675042
oke one last question so if pepe isnt a furrie because he ahs feathers does it mean i am 50% furry if i ship daffy(not furry ebcase hes a duck) and bugs(furry because hes has fur?

No. 1675057

If i was a furry i would fuck scar from the lion king

No. 1675058

File: 1692828337170.jpeg (86.69 KB, 736x617, DD6C31D5-2A20-4AD9-A723-54942B…)

What’s your favorite Barbie? I went down to the memory lane and remembered my favorite Barbie who is also literally me. I should buy this doll again someday.

No. 1675061

>>1675057
why would you fuck scar when human scar(the richard ramirez guy from spiderverse) is right there? it means you WANT to be a furfag

No. 1675062

>>1675051
if its not downies, it should be

No. 1675063

>>1675058
my favorite was midge because she had freckles and snapping her tum on was very satisfying. she was the mvp of smuggling contraband in my barbie canon

No. 1675064

>>1675061
>richard ramirez guy from spiderverse
the what

No. 1675066

>>1675061
I didn’t know richard ramirez was in the marvel universe

No. 1675067

>>1675066
>>1675064
i dont know his name it was something really stereotipical hispanic like juanchito or something

No. 1675070

>>1675067
Miguel?

No. 1675078

>>1675067
are you talking about Juan Martínez

No. 1675079

>>1675070
yeah, god he was annoying.

No. 1675080

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee reee reee reeeee reeeee REEEEEEEE REEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEE
REEE
RE REE
EEEEREEEEEEEEEE

No. 1675081

File: 1692829098305.png (9.82 MB, 3976x2544, group-2.png)

>>1675058
I loved that one, my friend had her. I loved the little night lamp. I can't pick my favourite, I loved all the 2000s Barbies because I didn't have any, my parents thought they were too expensive for a girl my age and I'd just chew on them. There was one with a kitty, and one that had overalls and a hat, and one that came with fake nails you could paint and wear yourself, and…
I had one of pic related though, my first ever doll. They had sparkly lips.

No. 1675083

>>1675081
I'm so jealous of girls who had Bratz and MyScene, my dad wouldn't get them for me because he said they were whores

No. 1675086

Thinking about the time a moid asked me for nudes or sexy pics so I generated a bunch of images using AI and a bit of editing and it was so blatantly obvious it was AI but he still thought it was real and sent me voice notes of him jerking to it

No. 1675087

File: 1692829441516.jpg (139.76 KB, 988x1000, 69b43444dd26b10a341bdd66483f86…)

For tomboy nonnies, what was your favourite toy as a kid? i really loved monsters in my pocket and i wish i hadnt lost them, once i get some extra money i wanna start collecting them again

No. 1675088

>>1675086
This is the correct use of AI. Send the recording to his friends.

No. 1675090

File: 1692829545923.jpg (145.34 KB, 533x718, igqxkfz2_533x.jpg)

>>1675087
I love the wrestler toys that would smash apart on purpose

No. 1675091

I love getting IP spoofed by some moid or troon and getting a cc ban

No. 1675092

Am I a furry if I'm sexually attracted to the Duolingo bird

No. 1675093

>>1675092
no but you have terrible taste and should be ashamed you are no different than women into christian grey

No. 1675094

>>1675092
No anon, that's perfectly normal.

No. 1675096

>>1675093
Please don't kink shame in this forum

No. 1675099

>>1675096
i will kink shame you are setting women's rights 50 years back

No. 1675100

>>1675099
But he's hot

No. 1675101

>>1675099
50 Years Back, sequel to 50 Shades

No. 1675110

>>1675100
>>1675092

You're going to go to hell before you die

No. 1675112

>>1675110
That'd be a sick name for an album

No. 1675113

>>1675086
thinking about the time an old moid tried provoking me for no reason in person and i threw yogurt in his car engine

No. 1675115

>>1675113
I love you

No. 1675120

>>1675113
Thinking about the time a moid in his 20s got my teen best friend pregnant so I kicked him in the crotch so hard it ruptured one of his balls

No. 1675124

I know this is a dumbass thread but god I hope some of these stories are real please

No. 1675129

>>1675124
The ruptured ball sack was very real

No. 1675132

>>1675124
my froyo story is real. he was a weird asshole

No. 1675137

>>1675132
I keep wanting to make yogurt puns and I hate myself for it

No. 1675139

The whole point of morbius memes was that they were funny when you hadn't watched the film but I only found them funny after watching it

No. 1675144

You make the rice
I make gravy
But it just might be a tuna fish you're lookin for

Are you reelin in the yeast
Stowin away the wine
Are you gathering up the peas
Have you had some apple pie?

No. 1675156

I am so close to base important life decisions on sanic totem

No. 1675168

>>1674938
It's not newfags, it's literally anons who have been here long enough to understand the type of anons here. It's also part of the reason why so many anons leave. I've been here for years and I honestly just get tired of the aggression and speds wanting to infight over every single thing so they can Regina George larp.

No. 1675177

>>1675168
Much more eloquent than I am nonnie

No. 1675179

>>1675168
Not to mention the absent mod team so you get banned for "infighting" but the person who started it just goes on to slapfight in more threads. Janny's pets tinfoil rising up once more(take it to /meta/)

No. 1675195

>>1675179
Infighting has been a problem for years but all you need to do is not respond to anons with salt up their asses. The same goes for people anons accuse of being moids but nobody can exercise self control.

No. 1675216

jannies seething rn amirite

No. 1675217

>>1675195
I'm not going to pretend I've never caught a justified infight ban, esp when I was a newfag. But I typically try not to respond, except like other anons mentioned earlier in the thread, these anons are always aggro and primed for infighting so sometimes you don't even realize it is happening. I thought I was discussing a difference of opinion with anon(s) once but she was actually fucking steamed and I got a ban. Another time I explained the context of an infight in a thread and called someone a tumblrfag, and got an infight ban. Meanwhile anons can make a post calling someone an nlog retard with no other contribution and they won't catch a ban unless they alog.
Like, idk, you can say I was infighting and deserved it, but from personal experience and seeing people being dipshits on here, the moderation is definitely unbalanced.

No. 1675221

>>1675217
Oh my god take it to meta this is the dumbass shit thread I don’t care you got banned a couple time and you think it’s unfair, you’re butthurt

No. 1675227

>>1675221
I'm not butthurt? And I'm not in /meta/ because the bans aren't the point, I was talking to other anons in the thread about moderation and annoying aggro losers. You are the person getting mad at me over nothing. Friendless behaviors.

No. 1675228

Store bought soy milk is fucking disgusting like come over and I'll blend some soaked soybeans and extract some actual milk (I usually turn it into tofu though).

No. 1675243

File: 1692839212438.png (137.35 KB, 300x300, aaaaaaaa.png)

I COULD REALLY USE A WISH RIGHT NOW (a wish right now)

No. 1675251

File: 1692839773599.jpeg (206.18 KB, 1599x1206, 190ACFAC-73D3-4FA3-811D-893D3A…)

Me and the nonnas itt

No. 1675256

>>1675251
me and cocomelon

No. 1675257

>>1675256
COCOMELON ANON?!

No. 1675265

>>1675228
Hell yeah I love extracting my own soy milk and making taufufa

No. 1675273

>that obscure feeling when you feel like youre letting down a celebrity voice actor you love because you dont have a nice enough room to upgrade them to b/c your hotel is sold out this weekend

No. 1675279

File: 1692841341312.jpg (22.58 KB, 483x483, pathetic.jpg)

>>1675221
>trying to minimod the topic in the dumbass shit thread

No. 1675284

I used to think I have a warm, golden undertone, but realizing that darker silvers and light golds look better on me than like yellow golds makes me wonder if I have a warm overtone and a neutral/cool undertone. I also think lighter colors look better on me and make my skin pop more than bright colors. But I also have a bad eye for color sometimes. I've been watching a ton of color analysis so I really want to get a color analysis done.

No. 1675289

>>1675284
my colors are whatever colors I am enjoying that day. life hack

No. 1675290

>>1674977
The basement lol I meant the attic that's the upstairs one lol

No. 1675292

>>1675273
Is that like your job or a management game?

No. 1675302

>>1675292
my actual job. no huge celebs, but one or 2 i care about will be checking in tomorrow

No. 1675303

I went to 2nd Avenue and got myself this really porcelain pig figurine that's the size of a piglet. I tied a blue string to his chubby neck. He's adorable and I'm trying to think of some names. I also found a cute F15443 Coach bag in pink and it was only $35.99. Now I'm watching Pig Races while waiting for my comforter to finish washing and drying.

No. 1675308

File: 1692843768952.jpg (1.26 MB, 1284x1859, 1690637440657912.jpg)

"You think you're hot shit…well yeah you are in fact hot, smelly shit burning and melting away in the heat of summer" im ngl I think some of you are legit retarded

No. 1675311

>>1674358
The get it off your chest thread is literally for shouting into the void. It isnt about or at least isn't supposed to be about lolcow. You have no idea what kind of abuse anons have dealt with irl or their reasonings. Also, any time an anon vents about abuse a weird aggressive poster always minimizes it and mocks it in an intensely personal way, I assume that was literally just that satire.

No. 1675315

>>1675289
Kek this. That color shart stuff has gotten annoying.

>>1675298

Apocalyptic and fascist. My comment got autodeleted on youtube for saying the word tranny. On a video where the guy who runs the channel doesn't even like trannies…

>>1675308
Kek I read that and thought it was as cheesy as a Buffy the Vampire quote in 2001.

No. 1675316

>>1674344
Okay, this is ridiculous and you are all actually paranoiacs. 'Darvo' is used jokingly often, has been all over the internet. It isnt one single anon saying it, i cannot believe I am scrolling through this kind of targeted autism up close. You see one anon use a word (unseriously even) and decide it must be some weird false-flagging samefag because no one else could possibly use the term, in completely different contexts in different conversations and different threads. It's like trying to teach the basics of communication to some of you, it really is. I know there are tons of newfags but this is ridiculous.

No. 1675318

>>1675315
Autists will say the dumbest shit imaginable and in their minds its groundbreaking levels of explosive shady diva cunty moments

No. 1675321

File: 1692844604086.jpg (244.43 KB, 1215x717, Trundle.jpg)

rito made the ugliest man into a sexy man
ugly man

No. 1675324

>>1675318
i read it like it was a shitty 90s geocities poem

No. 1675325

File: 1692844705764.png (816.55 KB, 1024x604, traditional_trundle_by_uberwil…)

>>1675321
now he a ZADDY slay….

No. 1675326

>>1674960
>piss baby
This is one of the stupidest phrases to ever come from tumblr even then and im always surprised whenever I encounter it in the wild, like being in a time capsule. Ewwww

No. 1675327

>>1675324
If she tried to say it out loud she would stutter

No. 1675328

>>1675313
Dreamgirl

No. 1675329

>>1675325
That zick got warts girl

No. 1675333

>>1675327
>y-y-ou are hh-h-h-h-h-ot shit m-melting into the p-pavement in s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-summer

No. 1675336

>>1675326
Pisssssss babbbbyyyyy

No. 1675348

>>1675336
Shady diva hunty

No. 1675358

>>1675348
I'm sorry I don't actually know tumblr lingo, I heard someone say piss baby at a grocery store once and it made me laugh

No. 1675362

>>1675311
Someone will post about the most horrifying thing that has happened to them and you can tell they're seeking comfort and some idiot will post about their farts or something retarded it's sad

No. 1675363

>>1675289
Same, but I would like to know what looks best on me so I can look the best.
>>1675315
I didn't know the concept of wearing stuff that flatters you was so offensive kek.

No. 1675365

>>1675363
People just don't like being told what to think nonners, it's just our dumb monkey brains

No. 1675370

File: 1692846236411.jpg (134.02 KB, 450x675, tie.jpg)

Hey y'all, thinking of transitioning but worried all the best and gayest names have been taken by your pals? No worries, here's a handy name resource list for queer dudes:

Bayden (do not use because it's taken by me, only putting it here as a prime example)
Dayden
Eayden and Iayden (Irish ancestry only)
Fayden
Gayden (only for people exclusively attracted to penises)
Layden
Qayden (Chinese anestry only)
Sayden
Wayden (only for folx who love MCR)
Yayden

No. 1675373

>>1675358
Im not like actually chiding you idc it's just so weird to see it again when only the worst people imaginable used to say it

No. 1675375

>>1675308
>"I wanna fuck a white boy so bad I’m ovulating and I could feel my heart beat through my puss"
Probably my least favorite quote on here. It sounds like something a creepy twitter user would say

No. 1675380

>>1675362
There will be stupid shit and a lot of shit directed at abusers, which makes sense, but of course peope have to make it about themselves and get mad and call it the schizo thread even though you have no idea if that's directed at someone who has like molested them or something. The cringe posts where it sounds like a 12 year old cursing someone out on Xbox live are hard to not reply to but I cannot imagine making someone else's pain about yourself and your stupid imageboard fights.

No. 1675382

>>1675370
Aayden
Bayden
Cayden
Dayden
Eayden
Fayden
Gayden
Hayden
Iayden
Jayden
Kayden
Layden
Mayden
Nayden
Oayden
Payden
Qayden
Rayden
Sayden
Tayden
Uayden
Vayden
Wayden
Yayden
Xayden
Zayden

No. 1675384

>>1675363
and nobody was offended. you're just too retarded to not only find your color palette but also realise you can just wear what you want(infighting)

No. 1675386

>>1675382
Zedyden

No. 1675387

Brung back Amish names. Where my jebidiahs at

No. 1675390

>>1675382
You can get extra creative by changing "den" depending on where you fall on the gender spectrum. "Don" works great for masc dudes (Aydon) meanwhile if you're a hot femboy twink you could try "denne" (Gaydenne) or even add an é if you have black or French ancestry (Yaédenne)

No. 1675391

File: 1692847021604.jpg (8.64 KB, 250x195, Statua_jebediah_springfield.jp…)

>>1675387
He was a theif and a tyrant!

No. 1675393

>>1675386
This one is only for Gaynandians

No. 1675394

>>1675382
My they/them children are named Faucet and Kale.

No. 1675395

>>1675394
Great names I named mine Quinoa and Abcde

No. 1675398

>>1675384
Are you ok anon? And you guys wonder why this site just gets deader and deader…
>you can just wear what you want
That's what the first sentence in my post says, that I usually wear what I want.

No. 1675400

>>1675395
Aww your little chia seeds sound so cute

>>1675398
Ok cocomelon

No. 1675401

This reminded me in the TIF thread ages ago there was a Reddit(?) girl who named herself after a gay uncle she had who'd died of AIDS. Don't have the thread number but I'm sure you can imagine

No. 1675403

>>1675398
Nta but tone is hard to convey through text and some more aggressive anons have many posters on edge feeling like they're always being attacked instead of being a part of a discussion.

No. 1675404

>>1675401
There are legitimately people naming their children Abcde and I feel horrible for them

No. 1675405

once this site is near its end, the last 8 of us will shitpost to the death

No. 1675406

>>1675405
I'm gonna be here til the end baby til the end it's my curse it's my mental illness

No. 1675407

>>1675401
In memory of my gay aids uncle….Robert

No. 1675408

>>1675403
It sounds like they are the aggressive anons though tbh. I keep seeing anons get weird aggro replies to harmless posts in this thread a lot these past few days, I think it's some annoying anons trying to infight cause they think it's shitposting or something.

No. 1675410

>>1675407
Robert Mendes, I named myself after two of the gayest mlm I ever knew. One of them had AIDS.

No. 1675411

>>1675408
Baby you went aggro and said anon was offended but you're still here whining. We don't know what to tell you.

No. 1675412

>>1675408
There is definitely aggression on both sides but one side is defensive and the other side is obnoxious lmao, there are definitely anons who start infights on purpose. Really the biggest issue imo is anons having self control, I totally lack this kek, and not replying to posts that fire them up like that. But since we're online and anon I guess our first instinct is to go on the attack.

No. 1675416

>>1675410
I have two rats named ham smith and queenrupaul

No. 1675418

>>1675411
Anon said "color shart is annoying" so I just said that I didn't know flattering colors were so offensive. I thought it was more funny than anything, that's why I added the kek. Sorry if I gave off the wrong idea, but no I wasn't trying to be aggressive.

No. 1675420

>>1675418
the thing is nobody cares more about this color chart shit than you(infighting)

No. 1675423

>>1675420
Now you're the one being aggressive, she's already apologized.

No. 1675424

File: 1692848391862.jpg (110.03 KB, 725x1200, cat (3).jpg)

>>1675420
Ok anon. It was just a misunderstanding with that anon (or you, idk) thinking I was trying to be mean, it was already clarified so we can move on.

No. 1675426

File: 1692848441406.jpg (214.95 KB, 736x839, 4cda86948cdc0a587c435c78c3ddad…)

>>1675424
I love August so much she is my fashion Idol

No. 1675427

>>1675424
everyone did move on. definitely worth derailing the thread over because you were hurt on an anonymous imageboard but yes we can make out

No. 1675430

File: 1692848574338.jpg (225.38 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (3).jpg)

My thumb cuticle is fucking wrecked right now cause I filled too much skin off and now there's a huge wound and I have no cuticle nippers to cut the excess skin. RAAAAGGHHHH.
Picrel is me in the battle of prepping my nails. I lose everytime.

No. 1675431

File: 1692848717809.jpg (9.25 KB, 250x167, 1641180925738.jpg)


No. 1675434

File: 1692848892863.gif (473.38 KB, 200x200, acd2266f7b69491c4d26d92f1c5a82…)

>>1675427
I'm in your walls, and I will be invading your dreams so you may only think of color charts.
Look at the gif anon. Don't look away. Let it hypnotize you. You love color charts. You need color charts.

No. 1675438

yes i get it ill let you play your japanese color chart video in the background while we make out. my treat

No. 1675439

File: 1692849104373.gif (2.55 MB, 200x293, 200w.gif)

>>1675438
Let it take control, anon.

No. 1675443

>>1675439
Woaaahhhhhhhhhbbbhbb

No. 1675445

File: 1692849319830.gif (2.78 MB, 480x480, g1Jh.gif)

>>1675443
That's it. Open the gif. Let the colors take over. You will not think of anything but colors from now on.

No. 1675448

File: 1692849423411.jpg (140.24 KB, 1000x1500, Have Fun Making Our Memory Car…)

The anon who said she hated Barbies cause she wasn't allowed to have dinos could've maybe had a small point. Dinos are pretty cool.

No. 1675465

>>1674868
This is me with Lana

No. 1675469

I think I'm pushing my eye back into my head. Omg.

No. 1675478

>>1675448
Yay! Dinosaurs!

No. 1675482

>>1674396
I'm a meta-fan of mid-00s Green Day, Nintendo and The Garden.

No. 1675484

>>1674445
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

No. 1675485

File: 1692854791902.gif (308.11 KB, 200x150, 4F88CBCA-C9A0-428D-9568-6A43F6…)


No. 1675486

File: 1692854862944.jpg (19.81 KB, 480x360, sobig.jpg)


No. 1675489

>>1675067
kek i remember the summerfags posting about him and I haven't seen him being posted in a month.

No. 1675491

>>1675407
I love my gay, dead aids uncle.

No. 1675494

>>1675448
erm plesiosaurus isn't a dinosaur

No. 1675498

>>1675486
wen i was a kid i lived near mexico and a mexican channel would play malcolm in the middle at 3am and this part of the themesong made me piss my pants once because i was convinced my tv was being intercepted. i pissed all over the stairs.

No. 1675501

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No. 1675502

>>1675498
keeekkk

No. 1675505

>>1675058
I honestly don't remember which Barbies I had or played with. We gave them away already

No. 1675511

File: 1692856733070.png (508.13 KB, 451x487, BPS.PNG)

This one, I was OBSESSED the coolest B on earth. you could actually sing with the headset and the songs she had were really cool I lived in the hood and she got stolen from me and I never recovered tho, wouldn't recoomend

No. 1675532

>>1675489
He's regularly posted on /m/, there were more posts like 2-3 days ago

No. 1675571

If anyone cares to know, my boyfriend's cat's favourite songs are She's a Lady by Tom Jones, Lady by Styx, and Free Fallin' by Tom Petty. I'm having a smoke and she's having some cat nip and we're listening to some tunes before I go and fork out stupid money for my car which I crashed while being waved off from my dad's driveway. Last weeks visit will run me into the costs of £3000+

No. 1675574

File: 1692865979014.jpeg (104.93 KB, 800x800, shopping.jpeg)

>>1675058
did anyone else have this barbie? you'd mix up a little strawberry cake with sprinkles. it was raw frosting disguised as a cake but FUCK it was delicious. that shit straight up tasted like what that loreal kids strawberry shampoo smells like. GOD that shit was tasty

No. 1675586

File: 1692866994099.jpg (74.65 KB, 620x1024, Barbie-Totally-Hair-3-620x1024…)

>>1675058
I think it was this one, with removable velcro hair extensions? this + the barbie pool hell yeah

No. 1675598

File: 1692867762977.jpeg (102.5 KB, 600x1024, 5C3C00F1-8794-4704-A067-74261C…)

>>1675058
Technically this is Teresa, but the trendy and bendy line was cool.

No. 1675626

we unironically we need to RETVRN to this era, I want guys who look like this to casually exist again

No. 1675628

File: 1692870752231.jpg (124.99 KB, 626x960, aa76684a2dadbd3490231783902e07…)

>>1675626
Make male fashion great again

No. 1675630

File: 1692870868763.jpg (61.1 KB, 500x750, db0af012d1126bc9235cad4135f7dc…)

>>1675628
Makeup, long hair, mesh tops and no troons in sight. We should RETVRN indeed.

No. 1675655

>watching a FF16 playthrough because I want to check the French dub, it's my first language and I'm not used to JRPGs being dubbed in French so I'm curious
>guy who's playing talks
>says like 100 words per second without stuttering
Bro calm down.

No. 1675659

>>1675382
For scandies:
Åayden
Äayden
Öayden

No. 1675660

Not me realizing I'm obsessed with caring and loving parental figures in fiction because I've always had emotionally unavailable mentally ill parents that would randomly insult me if they were even slightly upset.

No. 1675661

I have a new husbando! I love him so much I would let him poison me. I am insane. I am free.

No. 1675663

I'm browsing lolcow at work, it feels like a new low for my performance.

No. 1675684

>>1675655
kek they renamed a character "Octavien" instead of "Olivier" where the fuck did that come from.

No. 1675685

>>1675663
I read this at work and you shamed me into being productive

No. 1675688

>>1675685
>>1675663
have an amazing day sweet nonas, don't let the grind stop you from shitposting

No. 1675694

>>1675663
I do that all the time
t. wfh

No. 1675698

>>1675663
I've been doing that everyday foe years get on my level.

No. 1675699

>>1675688
I still haven't done shit except my laundry. Home office is a blessing and a curse

No. 1675709

>>1675663
I get paranoid the it wankers can see this website being accessed on the premises and they suspect me, but also prove it you fat balding fucks

No. 1675710

Other people I've suspected of somehow seeing my browsing history through my browser, my father, my ex and my boyfriend.

No. 1675713

>>1675710
I've been deliberately careless when browsing on my phone around family. I hope my sisters in law and cousins are farmers

No. 1675751

I want a bodyguard to sexualize and objectify.

No. 1675756

>>1675751
oh thats the dream…

No. 1675758

>>1675710
I think you can if your google account is linked on all the devices

No. 1675761

I just want crystal lindy to stop (her poor hair) but never stop (her beautiful heterochromic eyes and infectious personality)

No. 1675767

File: 1692885291041.jpg (134.3 KB, 781x368, pukingovercatsiguess.jpg)

Sometimes I feel bad about whatever mental illness has me in this place instead of like, self improving or whatever. But then I see someone else's deranged post and I'm glad I don't have THAT mental illness. Gratitude comes from the most unexpected places.
Picrel is technically tame in comparison to some things anons post, but it did make me laugh

No. 1675771

File: 1692885550297.jpeg (51.13 KB, 600x684, A0A26C0E-B833-4B0D-9F91-DE7F57…)

No new advice thread in g and it didn’t seem very helpful anyways, any advice about looking for roommates/moving out for the first time? Please help me lolcor elders

No. 1675780

>>1675767
nta but maybe if you had a baby forcing you to wake up every 2 hours to feed maybe you'd understand why this bothers her so much.

No. 1675782

File: 1692886116851.png (Spoiler Image,1.09 MB, 1500x1000, boob-feature.png)

I've had a big fat zit in between my breasts for the past few days. Idk why it's refusing to go down. It's like my boobs have a third eye or a new nipple is growing. I hate body acne. Also reminded me of that lady who faked having 3 titties.

No. 1675787

>>1675771
This cat is so ugly

No. 1675792

File: 1692886521160.jpeg (132.06 KB, 1024x1024, 5EA0241C-CEF0-42A5-9743-866CA4…)

>>1675787
so are you ♥

No. 1675794

>>1675787
I thought she was cute. take it back.

No. 1675797

>>1675787
You have shit taste

No. 1675801

>>1675767
I love cats but she's right in the regard that people who seriously call pets their children are cringy as hell. Also don't drag your infight in other threads.

No. 1675805

>>1675787
You're probably an actual ugly cat trying to bring down a cat prettier than you.

No. 1675809

>>1673695
>>1673690
Is this meant to be the zest man?

No. 1675812

Every time I order Taco Bell, they bamboozle me because I always plan to just get the chalupa but then I'm like, why just get that for $3 when I could get the cravings box for $5 and eat it throughout the day? Anyway I avoid Taco Bell now.

No. 1675823

>>1675787
How DARE you
>>1675801
What's cringe about it? No one is equating having a pet to having a child when they say that, but you're still the animals care taker and their entire world so yeah I'm my cats "mom", cry about it.

No. 1675848

>>1675787
Dozy cunt

No. 1675870

File: 1692891792852.jpg (28.12 KB, 450x303, hobo-9-1.jpg)

The theme song for The Littest Hobo makes me fucking SOB, even just singing it to myself I can't help but break out into tears. I want Hobo to stop be a transient vigilante and settle down with a nice family with kids and get lots of hugs and pets and good food and soft beds

No. 1675873

I think all males should be given mandatory vasectomies around the age of 40. It would really help with reducing the tards in future generations

No. 1675878

>>1675873
I think moids should be given mandatory chemical sterilization until they can prove themselves to be fit to reproduce kek, but you're right they should all be sterilized after 40 aswell

No. 1675881

>>1675873
I say 35

No. 1675888

>>1675873
Their sperm becomes low quality after 35 so they should be sterilized at 36

No. 1675892

Idk if anyone remembers but there was that guy who gave me his sweater at work and was trying to flirt with me. Well. I told him I wasn't interested but thanks and I appreciate it and he was like oh thats ok im sorry and now its been 3 weeks, I haven't seen him and turns out he switched job sites. Wow.

No. 1675896

>>1675870
Oh what the fuck, I totally forgot about this show. Now I want to cry

No. 1675898

Everyday I see this cute lady that reminds me of Sandra from superstore and she has a different lunchbox everyday, she doesn't know I notice this because we never interact but its true.

No. 1675899

>>1675892
LMAO men are pathetic.
>>1675896
Let's cry together nona

No. 1675905

File: 1692894173443.jpeg (20.71 KB, 180x141, 04EFC10F-0BB2-4268-81D1-F3C283…)

>>1675870
I’ve never heard of this show before but it made me think of Wishbone, and now I’m really sad because all these dogs are dead. Air Bud and Beethoven too rip. Look how fucking cute he is.

No. 1675912

File: 1692894393155.png (97.48 KB, 215x240, we wanna see the dog.png)

>>1675905
If you're ever in need a cozy watch I recommend Littest Hobo, that pup had some wacky adventures. I'm gonna go lay in bed and cry about dogs who've been dead for 20 years.

No. 1675914

Windows Movie Maker AMV with needless shattering glass transitions set to Cascada's Every Time We Touch kinda mood

No. 1675917

>>1675914
Gets my engines roaring

No. 1675942

File: 1692895722035.jpeg (298.14 KB, 735x720, 2F247980-A4D7-43DA-A552-F9FD53…)

MY TOE FUCKING HURTS and I don’t know why

No. 1675961

>>1675942
infected cuticle? I had that and it wasn't even red but hurt like a mf when I pushed down on the edge of the nail, like finger against the tip of my toe nail and pushing inwards, not like on the nailbed and down

No. 1675973

File: 1692897923719.jpg (11.04 KB, 443x449, 1648229447844.jpg)

Just saw the words "Vegan Satin".

No. 1675974

>>1675973
I saw water being labeled as vegan at sme point

No. 1675976

>>1675973
It means it's plain old polyester not silk. Vegan leather bothers me even more, it's often marketed as eco friendly but it's just plastic.

No. 1675977

>>1675974
Vegan and gluten free

No. 1675979

>>1675973
I keep seeing people refer to polyester as silk in my country, not even "vegan silk" or some bullshit just silk. I know it's polyester, why are they like this?

No. 1675985

>>1675979
Chinese Amazon sellers love doing that.

No. 1675986

I made boxed mac and cheese with that powder to make into sauce but the only milk I had was vanilla flavor so I’m having slightly vanilla macaroni and cheese, it’s pleasant

No. 1675992

I got paronychia on my big toe and survived it like a week or two ago, just for me to now start having symptoms of the same thing on my other toe. Omg.

No. 1676000

people keep trying to convince black women that eating ass is normal and safe, and i'm not buying it. So many rappers have been talking about eating mens ass.
Like ew, I would'nt eat a man's ass with shayna's tongue. everytime i think about it, I just think about convincing a moid to eat my ASs and then farting in his face/mouth but knowing moids he may like that shit

No. 1676002

>>1676000
this gave me flashbacks from the ass eating thread

No. 1676005

>>1676002
Lord, I should'nt say shit, I don't wanna start the ass eating meltdowns again.

No. 1676008

>>1676000
the irony lies in the fact that even tradthots dont eat man ass, the most pickme of women. Yet libfem agenda wants us to.

No. 1676009

>>1676002
this made me remember that ass eating anon

No. 1676013

>>1675986
I had this happen to me before and it feels so… smooth. Pleasent is the perfect word lol.

No. 1676014

>>1676000
People try to persuade black women to put up with various forms of shit, such as ass eating, dl men, dusties, and so forth.

No. 1676018

>>1676014
>>1676008
it's so weird. They want us to eat shit basically. I saw a weird video of some prostitute talking about how she ate Lil Baby and Rihanna's baby daddy's ass, and she was like it got wet or some shit. She was literally licking up lube,shit flakes, skin and sweat but has been brainwashed into thinking that shit is amazing.
>>1676014
I feel like a lot of scrotes and "Scrotes" like "Drake" are bisexual and like assplay, they are trying to normalize shit with male asses so that the urban community will be more open to these undercover booty lovers. I'm telling you it's everywhere. Can't open the door without hearing somebody blasting some song about a some man getting his ass ate to the bone

No. 1676021

>>1675986
People who don't add real cheese to mac and cheese are weird to me. My mac and cheese recipe is-
>Box of mac n cheese, liquid cheese please!
>Almond Milk (Sweetened vanilla)
>Tablespoon of peanut butter
>Pepper
>Colby Jack shreedded cheese
It's so fucking good nonas

No. 1676025

>>1676021
sorry to be mean anon but
>>Almond Milk (Sweetened vanilla)
ewww, but maybe you have some form of lactose intolerance or something. i'll take your word for it though it doesn't sound like it would be overpowering. personally i'm a cow's milk girl (kek i realize the irony of saying that here)

No. 1676026

>>1676025
I no long drink cow milk because what happeend 3 years ago

No. 1676029

Had some red bean soup
Went for a run in the park
Nearly shit myself

No. 1676032

>>1676026
Nonny, tell us what happened… three years ago….

No. 1676036

>>1676032
Some scrote had told me that in college another scrote had claimed he came in his milk and he vomitted everywhere and that he doesn't drink milk anymore but then said the scrote lied and they got in a fight. But then he was like, "You got milk in your fridge nona?" and even if the conversation was online it shook me to my core and i just think about cum and milk. So I don't drink milk, i eat ice cream though.

No. 1676039

>>1676036
Almond milk is the acception because it tastes like milk with vanilla, plus I had bad dreams about cows and everytuime i drink milk from cows i get nausestaed but strangely enough if I drink milk without knowing it's cow milk I don't care, so maybe it's a mind trick thing.

No. 1676043

>>1676036
i'm the cow's milk anon and i used to be this way with loogies and mashed potatoes only it came to me entirely out of nowhere from my imagination, and i couldn't eat that dish for years.

No. 1676046

>>1676021
It was vegan mac and I used that same type of almond milk since I didn’t realize I had only the vanilla kek I usually have plain for cooking since I don’t drink any sort of milk, cow tit or otherwise.

No. 1676125

>>1676021
>Tablespoon of peanut butter
pb&c chan?

No. 1676126

File: 1692907014627.jpg (52.52 KB, 564x773, 9364cfbcb6c42e67cb247b78b1f154…)

idk what i even did today

No. 1676128

>>1676125
I think peanut butter and cheese is a heavenily connection and I will recommend it every chance I get, problem?

No. 1676140

File: 1692908331628.jpg (4.25 MB, 1997x1226, 90337853_p10.jpg)

Japanese westaboo southpark fanart has to be some of the most beautiful pieces of fanart i've ever seen. I don't know how the manage to make genuinely beautiful art of the peepeepoopoo cartoon.

No. 1676143

File: 1692908583187.jpg (2.11 MB, 2480x3396, 90337853_p0.jpg)

>>1676140
fuck i wanna draw like this

No. 1676146

pillowtalk with chad was funny
>ranted typical broscience health shit about how everything is bad for you, so his solution is just eating plain ground beef and potatoes for every single meal
>said he never feels anxiety, that in middle school one day he "realized being self conscious was stupid" and was confident ever since
>said he wants "as many kids as his wife will let him have" and says he thinks they basically raise themselves and it doesn't matter how you parent them

No. 1676148

From this point onwards, responses will be generated solely by AI. If you have a question, it will be answered using AI technology.

No. 1676149

>>1676148
will the AI engage in infighting about fujos

No. 1676151

>>1676148
captchas cant come soon enough

No. 1676154

File: 1692909277664.jpeg (44.8 KB, 385x322, images (3).jpeg)

>>1676146
That's not a chad, that's a mymble

No. 1676165

That nose burp you take after drinking sodas is DEADLY.

No. 1676174

Whoever bumped the journalist cringe thread, fuck you, worst read of my life

No. 1676176

>>1676148
How is babby formed

No. 1676181

>>1676176
A female lizard humps another female lizard and it tricks body into thinking back to when men mattered and so it forms egg. Baby come from egg.

No. 1676185

>>1676176
"Babby" formed from a humorous internet meme that originated from a misspelled and poorly phrased question. In reality, the process of how a baby is formed involves human reproduction, which typically occurs through sexual intercourse between a male and a female. During intercourse, sperm from the male's reproductive system fertilizes an egg from the female's reproductive system. This fertilized egg then implants itself in the uterus, where it grows and develops into a fetus over the course of approximately nine months. Eventually, the fetus is born as a baby through the process of childbirth. If you have more specific questions about human reproduction or any related topic, feel free to ask!

No. 1676349

Honestly I don't care if anons respond to my post in the GIOYC thread if it's a supportive or nice message. The vain bitches who were responding with snarky and smartass replies really had to ruin it for everyone. Seems like a pretty pointless thread now

No. 1676358

File: 1692924910579.png (213.64 KB, 343x368, fuuck you dude.png)

I hate this section of the promotional poster for BG3 so much. Smirking, twink-ass meth-head looking elves can get the fuck out.

No. 1676362

>>1675626
Men that look like this are teenage boys obsessed with Hitler and they go bald by 25 and get an oestrogen script and cover their racist tattoos with a blackout

No. 1676366

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No. 1676372

>>1676358
he doesn't even look like that in game but whenever I get mad at it I get madder at how many mods (popular mods) specifically remove female character's wrinkles and face lines.

No. 1676373

If you’re fucking a guy who doesn’t like you(a situationship fuck boy) but you’re bored and want to make him like you this is how you do it
>fuck Him when he asks
>respond to his texts and don’t act overly clingy
>subtly love bomb him even if he acts like he doesn’t like it. Act like you’re totally in love.
>after that start pulling away suddenly and becoming cold. Don’t be mean by just start talking to him bland and dry.
>they will start wanting to date you
>continue to ignore him because he’s a scrote and use him for free food/cash

I don’t why this works on scrotes but it does

No. 1676374

>>1676373
It's the truth. The more icey and distant you are, the more the moidbrain directs them to chase, chase, chase. They want to secure the bag lmao.

No. 1676377

>>1676374
You have to start out acting like you’re super in love for it to work. I like to send a cute little text saying I miss him or want to cuddle and then disappear for a day.

No. 1676398

File: 1692927629135.jpg (84.71 KB, 1000x1000, 61MNb8R2v1L.jpg)

What must've been a year ago at this point, I lost the yellow polish that comes in a kit similar to this and I still yearn for it. It must still be in my room but literally where the fuck is it. Yellow polish, I miss you everydya.
>>1676349
I agree about the positive comments. I never report them but sometimes they get banned anyway and I feel bad. Nonnies have sacrificed themselves to be sweet to me, it breaks my heart.

No. 1676399

People often think their weird, pathological thinly-guised attempt at making other women feel insecure work but it's so transparent and just makes them look needy and sad. You aren't tapping into other people's fears and insecurities you're just making yourself look like a megalomaniac.

No. 1676423

File: 1692929323074.jpeg (97.1 KB, 749x540, IMG_3628.jpeg)

You don’t have to like irl men to like homo anime boys dummy

No. 1676432

they should make grape flavored medicine with green grapes, it would taste less medicinal

No. 1676440

>>1676373
Literally experienced this except I was legit infatuated with him, unfortunately. When I started to pull away for my own wellbeing, THEN he started lovebombing me. I was young and naive so I was like wtf.

No. 1676451

>>1676373
LMAO WTF im doing this rn already and it works, like it does fucking work. he keeps texting me too ans now its annoying lol.

No. 1676453

(start.)
I LOVE MY NONNIES NONNIES I LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU HATE ME AND FIND ME ANNOYING I LOVE YOU AND U CANT STOP MW FROM LOVING U AND THIBKING ABOUT YOU MY NONAS NONNIES BONITA NONITASSSSS XOXOXO
(end.)

No. 1676456

>>1676453
NONNY NONNY NONNY
I LOVE YOU!!!
NONNY NONNY NONNY

No. 1676466

Just saw a very cute selfie some guy uploaded to 4ch and he looks exactly like if the evil demon possessing Ezra millers body was rebuked and extracted and replaced with life and longevity but I dont want to crosspost it here because he isnt an evil coomer. Just know that I saw it.

No. 1676475

File: 1692933458733.gif (784.32 KB, 240x240, 1652141516678.gif)

i cant wait for saturday my fren and i are going to a sex shop then we are gonna watch a movie with pizza and pepsi then i am going to peg him

No. 1676479

>>1676466
>moid posting him self on 4chan
>he isn't a evil coomer

This has to be a troll post.

No. 1676482

>>1676479
This, also I don't trust farmers' taste in men.

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No. 1676489

>>1676486
gay men can be coomers too anon

No. 1676492

>>1676489
Thanks for the noshit101

No. 1676500

A

No. 1676502

File: 1692936780061.jpg (2.98 MB, 3024x2448, nyeahh.jpg)

This pic was posted in the German thread along with like 2 paragraphs of text, I wanna know wth nonna said so bad kek

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No. 1676517

Its 1 am and I have the random urge experiment with cooking but I dont wanna wake anyone up. Essentially I would make tahini sauce and put it over fried tofu. I would get sesame seeds, blend (yes, blend) them with olive oil and honey, fry the tofu and put it on top.

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No. 1676534

File: 1692941077591.jpg (114.31 KB, 794x595, 9453738579.jpg)

>>1676531
E is for elephant

No. 1676535

File: 1692941095040.jpg (32.57 KB, 427x429, a30a8f.jpg)

Mom is insisting that we CAN cook these questionable mushrooms…

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>>1676536
G for Giraffe

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>>1676538
H
i'm sleepy someone else has to finish

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F

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A

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G

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Ñ

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File: 1692943420471.jpeg (147.59 KB, 1198x1280, photo_2023-08-19 08.00.47.jpeg)

>>1676544
(for Frog)

No. 1676551

Y

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A

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N

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O

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N

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N

No. 1676565

Donkey!

No. 1676566

Got your nose!

No. 1676576

>>1676566
No u don't

No. 1676578

So I told these people about this really unhinged 19 year old that’s been making their life difficult and they are really mad about it and I’m sort of concerned but also not really? Should I feel bad if something happens to her… she’s young but idk at what age you should face the consequences for your actions

No. 1676579

File: 1692944528501.png (548.55 KB, 1080x933, dtj-a_custom-7e852c13e15bf80e4…)

Pick myself up, turn the world on its head
Don't forget what, don't forget what my mama said
People talking (-ish) since the beginning of time
Unless they paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind
And if I fly, or if I fall
Least I can say, I gave it all
And if I fly, or if I fall
I'm on my way (I'm on my way)
Fly, fly, fly, fly (uh oh, uh-uh oh)
Fly, fly, fly, fly (uh oh, uh-uh oh)
Fly, fly, fly, fly (uh oh, uh-uh oh)
Fly, fly, fly, fly (uh oh)
Now sissy that walk!
Better beware, ain't no tea, ain't no shade
But at the same time, bitches better get out the way
I'm a femme queen, mother of a house of no shame
My pussy is on fire, now kiss the flame
And if I fly, or if I fall
Least I can say, I gave it all
And if I fly, or if I fall
I'm on my way (I'm on my way)

Fly, fly, fly, fly (uh oh, uh-uh oh)
Fly, fly, fly, fly (uh oh, uh-uh oh)
Fly, fly, fly, fly (uh oh, uh-uh oh)
Fly, fly, fly, fly (uh oh)
Now sissy that walk!
And if I fly, or if I fall
Least I can say, I gave it all
And if I fly, or if I fall
I'm on my way (I'm on my way)

No. 1676584

>>1676579
He looks like he got told that he can't come over to his friends house kek

No. 1676589

>>1676584
Crickets babes

No. 1676597

>>1676579
am i missing something why is this fried chicken pic being spmmaed fucking everywhere

No. 1676600

File: 1692945232281.png (43 KB, 563x836, 774354354.png.png)

>>1676589
I like crickets

No. 1676604

>>1676579
god his eyelids are so repulsive

No. 1676605

File: 1692945415175.gif (82.46 KB, 794x512, 1683328457855855.gif)

i drew for 3 hours today

No. 1676607

>>1676605
How's your wrist

No. 1676608

File: 1692945518650.jpg (30.54 KB, 564x564, 1600832155.jpg)

>>1676597
it's after hours so nonnas are getting a little bit antsy

No. 1676609

>>1676600
these scare me and i dont know why, they scare me more than spiders and scorpions.

No. 1676613

File: 1692945766799.gif (3.8 MB, 484x640, i-am-going-fucking-insane.gif)

>>1676608
girl s nite yippee

No. 1676615

>>1676609
It can briefly fly or that is can suddenly jump, those are my guesses?

No. 1676616

>>1676615
well grasshoppers with the wings are fine but crickets and their jumping, the legs seem to freak me out. was never a problem until they infested a place i had. killed multiple a day.

No. 1676618

>>1676616
Crickets are disrespectful. You can basically beat them tf up with a swatter and render them a quadruple amputee and they will still chirp the moment you take two steps away

No. 1676633

File: 1692949011960.jpg (53.7 KB, 595x466, Czynhuas1.jpg)

>>1676600
Devour The Crickets

No. 1676634

File: 1692949032991.png (2.26 MB, 1920x1080, Donarodu Turampu.png)

>>1676584
i love you, cricket nonna
he looks like he's trying to make a hole in you with his laser beam glance

No. 1676641

File: 1692949498818.jpeg (364.18 KB, 1170x1247, IMG_1269.jpeg)

I can’t delete my Instagram account over mobile and it’s pissing me off. I did everything it said in the help centre and I get here and it offers me no option to delete it, when I press learn more it just takes me back to the help centre. When I press my name and icon that’s scribbled out nothing happens.

No. 1676642

>>1676641
Like I’m actually considering just commenting the n word everywhere until they delete it for me…help!

No. 1676643

>>1676641
What if you go into your phone browser and put it on desktop mode?

No. 1676679

>>1676641
I feel like instagram removed the option to fully delete accounts and recently it hasn't even been allowing me to deactivate. Like I'll go through the process, but they'll either reinstate it immediately or randomly after a few days. Good luck figuring it out nona

No. 1676697

I just learned that the e in sike is not silent

No. 1676698

>>1676642
post "trans women are ugly men" over and over everywhere

No. 1676699

>>1676698
Kek I was just about to suggest something like this. Definitely a better choice and would probably get you banned even faster.

No. 1676707

>watch 4chan gif compilation from more than 10 years ago (like vidrel) on youtube
>feel nostalgic
>go to /gif/ hoping i'll find gud shit
>its just porn
for fucks sake man 4chan fell off

No. 1676710

>>1676641
try to delete it on the computer

No. 1676712

File: 1692957684206.jpg (52.39 KB, 390x750, fwewfef.jpg)

I love cold weather and winter because it often means I get to layer up in comfy clothing even while inside (I live close to the arctic circle). I have a closet full of soft inner layers and chunky knitted sweaters and I just wanna wear them, but it's still summer aaaaa

No. 1676718

>>1676641
>You cannot delete your Instagram account via the mobile app. You can only delete your account by logging into Instagram from your desktop or mobile browser.

No. 1676722

File: 1692958654899.jpg (6.59 KB, 225x225, 1608424422154.jpg)

instagram comment sections are such shitholes??? it's incredible, wtf, who's let the misogynists out? did smtg happen to reddit or twitter or smtg that moids are vomiting their bullshit in the IG comments? how do they manage to find something to complain about in a video of a woman skating backwards?

No. 1676727

>>1676722
Yet if I say anything even remotely misandist my comment is removed almost immediately and my account is restricted. It's seriously like if your comment has any negative words next to the word man, your comment automatically gets removed as a "hate comment"

No. 1676730

File: 1692959219702.jpg (39.79 KB, 500x477, 413b83995ca69097409428ead5d414…)

>>1676712
Yesss nonnie yesss I am craving the coziness of sweaters I cannot wait for summer to end so I can cocoon myself

No. 1676741

My philtrum is slightly longer than average and I feel it makes me look a little autistic and childish.

No. 1676822

>>1676741
You probably look fine, anon. The philtrum posters have psyopped you into being insecure about your face! Don't let them win!

No. 1676824

>>1676741
If you look at people's faces, you notice that everyone's philtrum is actually long as fuck

No. 1676826

>>1676824
yeah, also, staring at the lines of your philtrum too much also starts to make you look masculine asf.

No. 1676828

>>1676741
I had to Google what the fuck is a philtrum and if you have time to be insecure about yours you probably look great because there's a thousand other things I'd guess someone to be insecure about before getting to their fucking philtrum, kek. You never hear people say "ugh I'm so fat, but at least my philtrum is of average size so I've got that going for me!"

No. 1676838

I think the fattest shit I ever did was wrap macaroni in fried chicken skin. It was delicious, albeit greasy, though.

No. 1676858

File: 1692972304424.jpeg (217.75 KB, 679x1024, DC006D10-3FEC-4DDB-A2C6-D0C10B…)

>>1676826
Sorry for sperg but idk if its only me that notices this but autistic people tend to either have really short, deep philtrums or none at all. I have no idea why this is. This includes me, my philtrum is short and deep and I have a butt chin. (Same face shape as picrel with a longer nose)

Could be a combination of fetal alcohol syndrome and just pure coincidence. Idk.

No. 1676861

File: 1692972541329.jpeg (81.49 KB, 640x768, 3C327F62-C1B5-4F42-8365-6D9E21…)

>>1676858
Nvm I just stared in the mirror and I realized it’s like medium length. Still deep though, to the point where you can see an “outline” all around it.

No. 1676866

>>1676822
>>1676824
>>1676828
Thank you nonies. I don't consider it a bad thing. It's one of those features, like wide-set eyes, that can make a face appear distinctive and adorable but also inbred, autistic or childish (though it also depends on your other facial features).

No. 1676883

TMI was doing some stretches, and managed to pull something in my loin and now whenever I use any lower body muscles something pulls on my clitoral area. It doesn't hurt but it feels weeeird

No. 1676897

I have such a weird combo of facial features that I find them hard to compare to other people’s. I have a small, square face, a butt chin, a deep philtrum, dimples, protruding ears, somewhat puffy cheeks, a nose that is slender but also a button, not large but very round eyes and naturally thick eyebrows.

I’m literally a female clone of my dad.

No. 1676902

>>1676858
Stip over analyzing your face, that woman is very pretty and I'm sure you are as well. Please don't buy into these weird stuff and become insecure.

No. 1676908

Making F/F content and knowing all my followers would burn me at the stake if they knew I hate troons.

No. 1676911

>>1676897
People always tell me I look like my dad but I think I look like my mom

No. 1676925

>>1676911
it could be that one or two of your features come from your father, and they just happen to overpower your face, like personally, the day i got my eyebrows threaded and the weeks after when they remained rather thin, all my relatives switched to saying i resemble my mother.

No. 1676942

>>1676908
if i ever get called out for my gay porn drawings and cute boys getting dommed i am turning into full blown misandrist just to filter the trash

No. 1676964

Apparently my place has near perfect feng shui what the hell

No. 1676980

>>1676897
i look exactly like the female clone of my dad too but then i saw pictures of my grandma and it turns out he also looks like the male clone of her, especially as he ages. wide and round faced, flatter nose bridge, overbite, short, exact same shade of skin color, i'm even as emaciated as they were no matter what i try. only difference is i actually have somewhat thick eyelashes and he doesn't kek because he's asian, they're so subtle they may as well not even be there ( can't say the same about my eyebrows i wish i had my mom's but they're only thick in width they're sparse otherwise, and STRAIGHT ) otherwise we look like a line of asexual reproduction
>butt chin
same ! well actually just my bone, it doesn't really show up. i only just learned recently that "buttchins"/cleft chins are caused by (unfused) bone and not muscle. anyway i inherited it from my dad too.

No. 1676991

Fucking upload the video already, god dammit. It's already bad enough this video on this cow i fucking despise is made by an obnoxious thembie and her group of equally obnoxious pronounfag friends, but now i have to wait two hours for it to be premiered? does she think her shitty documentaryis on-`par with movies? how annoying.

No. 1677003

I wish LC was as active as heolkek, their admin seems really cool and transparent, she even puts up the source code of the site and update plans. The dumbass shit thread over there pops off so fast it's wild. They all seem really nice too. Too bad I don't know fuck all about kpop.

No. 1677005

>>1677003
that website (ccc actually i haven't paid any attention to the new one) scares me it's like they're speaking an alien language kek but i'm happy they're having fun with their own space and culture. i tried to lurk and look through threads of a kpop group i liked years ago and couldn't decipher what they were saying at all kek

No. 1677007

>>1677005
It really is like another world kek, I actually caught a ban because I was so noticeable but the ban message was kindly worded and pretty short so I don't mind.

No. 1677035

File: 1692985968163.png (821.1 KB, 712x2028, FvXlv9aMAIPaD.png)

Huh, an actually based trad dude who actually follows the tenets of his religion, never thought I'd see that and for those wondering other RWers did make fun of this guy for weeks on end and one tried doxxing him.

No. 1677038

>>1677035
zoomer's subcultures are the worst, cant we go back to skaters and emos?

No. 1677045

>>1677035
Words like "used up hole" are proof that males view sex as a degrading/dominating act they get to do to women, and are excited about humiliating women who haven't been humiliated yet, and get angry at women who don't want to receive it (lesbians and celibate women). When they see a woman who has had sex a lot they view her as inferior because their heads read the situation as "that woman has been humiliated by other males a lot of times, what a subhuman piece of shit". It's also why it's usually fine for them to fuck other men if they're the "top" but not the receiver, because what they see as disgusting is being the receiver of their humiliating act. Also why many of them are able to use sex for violence (and are happy to do so).

No. 1677047

>>1677045
>It's also why it's usually fine for them to fuck other men if they're the "top"
a lot of men even think it's somehow "less gay" to fuck a man in the ass than to eat pussy for this reason

No. 1677054

>>1677045
it's weird how men are gayer than ever nowdays(or at least more open to it) but are also the most misogynistic and conservative.

No. 1677056

>>1677054
>>1677045
I mean its their porn addictions, I wish they could at least be ashamed of it.

No. 1677058

>>1677054
the greeks would be proud

No. 1677061

>>1677056
we need to bring back cybrbullying

No. 1677084

I want to smooch the fish man from Hellboy

No. 1677086

I really want this furfag's artbook. God will forgive my sins if i repent, right?

No. 1677090

>>1677086
Get it, it's not a big deal.

No. 1677093

>>1677047
I will never understand why men get so utterly buttblasted at the mere thought of eating pussy or knowing another man who does.

No. 1677095

>>1677035
that's not even a dress
that's a shirt and a long skirt

No. 1677097

File: 1692990406877.jpg (100.01 KB, 827x894, Ehu8dQwXYAMjkbX.jpg)

do you guys think this is a good frog? I want to needle felt a frog for my friend because she loves them but I'm not a frog stan

No. 1677106

>>1677097
its mid

No. 1677112

File: 1692990962510.jpeg (839.06 KB, 1125x1146, IMG_6023.jpeg)

>>1676600
Me too

No. 1677130

I dreamed i got banned for posting old milk on a thread

No. 1677141

frog

No. 1677156

File: 1692994824339.jpg (349.76 KB, 1546x989, cool af.jpg)

i want a doom inspired boomer shooter of her

No. 1677173

File: 1692996419203.jpeg (2.56 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_5738.jpeg)

>>1639900
To the anon who told me my nail would grow back, you were right!

No. 1677182

>>1677173
kek that was me, good to see your nail is like new again!

No. 1677195

>>1677156
is this a Blade cosplay?

No. 1677200

I'll spend I know I should just save on stupid shit and then justify it with "money always comes back". Oh well. As long as my lights are on.

No. 1677205

Just saw two of the exact same shade of purpley-pink cars so I’m coming here to trend forecast

No. 1677208

>>1677205
I keep seeing mostly purple flowers around my city too, I also saw a cat in my neighbors window, just wanted to share what my ass saw today nona

No. 1677220

File: 1693001205918.jpeg (692.32 KB, 1589x1589, IMG_3646.jpeg)

>>1677208
My apologies I forgot to include the car color but isn’t this cute I wanna see more of this

No. 1677223

>>1677220
that's actually such a nail polish type of color, very cute for a car!

No. 1677239

>>1677003
cmon nonnie LC is active you can’t complain

No. 1677264

I think I should use some of my body wash in my laundry.

No. 1677268

File: 1693005936228.jpg (902.81 KB, 2133x2560, Beatrix-Fairy-Mouse-Victoria-L…)

I'm fucking obsessed with Victoria Lansford and her artwork. I need more cute fairy mice and animals, NEED.

No. 1677270

>>1677156
She may be one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my real life.

No. 1677277

I'm smelling like onions

No. 1677283

>>1677156
She's really pretty

No. 1677284

>>1676722
I dont even bother anymore. I only go on maybe twice a week to see if any guys I like to look at posted attention whore pics and close app for ages

No. 1677289

>>1677270
Same here I am obsessed with these photos

No. 1677290

>>1677264
Bad idea nonnie

No. 1677303

>>1677264
Only if you wash by hand and it's an emergency, nonnie

No. 1677304

>>1675405
I'm gonna post the first and last names of some friends I used to have in hs so if they're still here by then, they'll know someone they know is and was here
thank you, dr

No. 1677313

File: 1693009357054.jpg (36.78 KB, 696x696, Trump-returns-to-X-Twitter-for…)

Ooo she the devil
She a bad little bitch
She rebels

No. 1677317

>>1677313
Please keep posting this image

No. 1677328

>>1677239
only when there's fighting

No. 1677373

>>1677328
we can’t be 24/7 on here nonnie

No. 1677387

>>1677328
Accurate unfortunately

No. 1677396

File: 1693013533995.jpg (6.62 KB, 220x212, 1686870237292.jpg)

what the fuck did i do to god to get two teenagers autistically in love with me

No. 1677399


No. 1677406

File: 1693013778272.png (403.96 KB, 631x627, 1644392715620.png)

>>1677399
i am not interested in them, i want them to leave me alone with my 2D husbando

No. 1677446

I have diarrea And now I’m constipated

No. 1677448

>House sitting for parents
>blasting moody playlists
>playing Dark Souls 3
>dog is snoring
Life is gud

No. 1677449

>>1677446
You're a well rounded person

No. 1677450

>>1677449
Thank you

No. 1677452

File: 1693015816392.gif (33.63 KB, 500x397, 5uv77n.gif)

>>1677448
I have a crush on you

No. 1677455

I cant stop thinking about how i almost bit my cat today, what the fuck was wrong with me.

No. 1677458

File: 1693016475670.jpeg (141.06 KB, 350x350, IMG_5944.jpeg)

>>1677452
Come over nonna lets do a sleepover

No. 1677464

File: 1693017029555.jpeg (179.62 KB, 1080x1080, 39B41604-2EAD-4FF5-9A1A-E9D46B…)

Got a phat paycheck and wondering if I treat myself to a fresh tatt or some new clothes

No. 1677467

File: 1693017095799.jpg (77.18 KB, 700x681, a7a1f0bc8e401984ebf4111035feb4…)

>>1677458
Let's play dark souls all night long

No. 1677485

>>1677467
why cant we be friends irl such a struggle

No. 1677489

>>1677003
That place is run by the same crazy tranny that runs this one. You can tell by their insane hate boner for Dawn

No. 1677492

>>1677489
I seriously doubt that but you believe what you wanna believe

No. 1677495

>>1677492
If a post is unsaved and mentions a 'crazy tranny' is probably Blaine. Just ignore.

No. 1677499

My half sister and her twin brother just got a million from inheritance. Reee Why can't that happen to me?!

No. 1677504

>>1677495
Erryone who knows I’m LB is Blaine!!! Am I Blaine, the ccc admins, one of their discord friends or rita? You can’t seem to make up your mind nor have you noticed that none of your lame attempts at astroturfing have worked for a while now as the site gets less and less real users. Must suck to be as lonely and deranged as you are, snitch(wow stfu)

No. 1677510

ten years ago people online assumed i was a 30 year old moid because of the autistically dry way i typed and now everyone thinks i'm a teenage girl because i picked up a lot of stupid slang. how is a woman in her 20s supposed to type i don't get it.

No. 1677511

>>1677495
Yikes the schizo is ITT too? Some things never change kek
>>1677510
You can't win with anyone. I just try to type with decent grammar and punctuation.

No. 1677513

>>1677511
He says smugly and unsubtly samefagging as everyone is laughing at him(i am begging you to take your meds)

No. 1677515

>>1677513
I haven't samefagged and you're replying to multiple anons. I don't know why you're posting here if you want the site to shut down. Hope you feel better soon.

No. 1677517

>>1677515
This is just sad lol

No. 1677522

should i sleep or stay awake all night?

No. 1677523

>>1677522
stay with meee

No. 1677526

>>1677504
You out yourself as that freak by talking at me like I'm some entity and not a random anon that hates everything about you. I hate your creepy pedophile ass.

No. 1677527

File: 1693025688599.gif (1.04 MB, 500x500, 10449838_01bb5.gif)

>>1677522
>>1677523
GIRLS NIGHT GIRLS NIGHT

No. 1677529

Who the fuck is LB

No. 1677537

>>1677529
Fuck if I know anon
>>1677522
Live on the edge
I don't know what kind of tea to make anons. The bear on the sleepytime tea is what I aspire to be

No. 1677541

>>1677523
mayonaka no doa o tatakiiiiii

No. 1677544

>>1677537
what kind of tea you got nonichka

No. 1677545

File: 1693026957440.png (935.72 KB, 666x838, 1693003219440.png)

im so sorry everyone but this retard nepo baby from /snow/ is literally sooooo hot to me i would absolutely make out with her and eat her pussy i know i know "gross," i said i was sorry ok. I'm sorry.

No. 1677546

>>1677541
nta but I was going to say "mayonaise wahoo doao tokboki", I didn't because it was stupid but now I wish I did because our posts would have shown up at the same time

No. 1677550

WE'RE GHOST BUSTERZ
Goddamn it's crazy how long this vid has been up.

No. 1677553

>>1677545
There's a g thread for this

No. 1677558

>>1677553
brb killing myself for not knowing every hyper specific thread on lolcow

No. 1677559

>>1677558
>hyper specific
??
it's very simple >>>/g/158895

No. 1677560

>>1677559
i already said i'm killing myself, do you want me to kill myself twice?

No. 1677562

>>1677544
Chamomile, sleepy time tea, mint, and some fancy gyokuro I got from the market.

No. 1677564

>>1677560
If you don't kill yourself twice then how are we supposed to know you really killed yourself?

No. 1677566

>>1677545
no one asked you gross bastard

No. 1677571

>>1677545
>go to LC to escape every corner of the internet talking about the gwoss things they want to do to women
>still have eyes assaulted with the same shit
Like why open the tab at all

No. 1677576

>>1677546
KEK that would have been glorious, you gotta follow your dumbass heart next time nonnie btw I googled it

No. 1677577

this is my first time in this thread as a shayniac and im having a great time love you nonnas

No. 1677590

File: 1693031273235.png (77.72 KB, 211x242, 1660118948798.png)

my cat's got parasites eww whyy i gave him the anti parasitic medication less than 4 months ago(according to the vet its every 6 months) so fucking gross, i wonder if he scaped while i wasnt looking because he was completly parasite free and then came back with fleas, and now worms. I cant even fix him yet because the vet told me he's too young.

No. 1677606

I can relate to old grumpy people more and more. I'm only 30 but I feel like I'm becoming more misanthropic by the day, I hate just existing with other people and the noise they make. I wish I was rich as hell, I'd build a house outside the city with a home gym and stock up on books and thanks to the internet I don't ever need to see anyone again, besides my family. Anyone who can be classified as "others" can exist outisde a 5km radius to me.

No. 1677613

File: 1693033303558.gif (273.13 KB, 500x281, konkon.gif)

i write lyrics i make lyrics and i can0t stop even tho its been hard it goes on and on and ooon

No. 1677616

No pot to piss in or window to throw it out of

No. 1677634

I love watching men suffer, it soothes me to a concerning degree

No. 1677657

File: 1693036630221.jpg (151.84 KB, 1024x1001, tran.jpg)

ugly little boy

No. 1677660

for once the ice cream i got really does taste more like toothpaste mint rather than a sweet mint. its weird but too late i got it.

No. 1677663

>>1677657
He looks so painfully male, he's literally like the average ugly creepy manlet in a wig. I don't know how can anyone use him as an example of a passing tranny.

No. 1677664

>>1677657
He really do be lookin like a dude named Heinrich wearing a woman disguise

No. 1677671

>>1677657
Shayna?

No. 1677722

Finally got enough sleep for the first time in a week or so. Even having 1 hour less sleep makes me feel depressed, I was bawling my eyes out yesterday but now I feel just fine. Thank god for guided meditations and melatonin.

No. 1677755

Sometimes I like to watch documentaries on lesser-known cultures/tribes simply because I'm fascinated by many aspects of them but I hate that the guys going to these remote places to interview these people (who are almost always obnoxious white men like that Xiaomanyc faggot) never show/interview women. It's always them focusing on men and how they hunt/cook/farm and women are nowhere to be seen. Probably because they're oppressed and aren't allowed to be on camera but I wish at least the documentaries would mention the situation these women are in. These types of documentaries paint a glorified image of these cultures when they should be honest and show their misogynistic/pedophilic sides as well.

No. 1677784

Oh my god another week has gone by and I didn’t make the fucking phone call, get it together bitch wtf!!!

No. 1677797

>>1677448
i also have a crush on you my dear nonnie

No. 1677807

Wish I could somehow force my bf into enjoying music and being a music lover. My kind immediately wants to waterboard him but that seems extreme. The thing I hate about the Internet is it exposes me to other music fans on my level and yet none of them live near me.

No. 1677830

The normalization of sex work in Thailand is sick. It's so bad that Thailand has sort of become synonymous with prostitution.

No. 1677834

This thread has become indistinguishable from the vent thread

No. 1677836

>>1677807
I don't have a bf because why listen to a moid nagging me when I can listen to music instead

No. 1677846

File: 1693053438005.jpg (164.95 KB, 2248x2236, alright i'll take my ass out a…)

just sent an email to an anon from the friend finder thread whose post is over six months old…

No. 1677849

File: 1693053802353.jpg (44.59 KB, 828x782, 151.jpg)

does anyone else feel brain foggy when you oversleep. is that supposed to happen, I thought sleep made the brain bigger?

No. 1677853

File: 1693054209147.jpeg (90.96 KB, 736x579, 406EB8B3-F168-4303-9758-796A3A…)

I wish fast food joints went back to giving out cute plushes of their mascots instead of whatever weird QR code app shit theyre doing now. I need my chikfila cows

No. 1677864

File: 1693055231535.gif (2.41 MB, 443x498, sfsdfd.gif)


No. 1677868

File: 1693055631785.jpeg (104.57 KB, 960x717, 5B0C10BC-0FF8-456E-8B29-AC0AB2…)

>>1677864
Just say yes and I’m yours nonita

No. 1677888

>>1677864
this gif is the cutest, my sister's dog does the same. she grabs your arm if you're on your phone

No. 1677913

>>1677830
Any moid who goes there on holiday raises immediate alarms.

No. 1678032

File: 1693068589094.jpg (123.11 KB, 1242x1240, download (46).jpg)

Me looking at the posts I made when I was horny and/or mad.

No. 1678065

File: 1693069916154.jpg (43.57 KB, 720x715, blonk.jpg)

>>1677853
aw I used to have one, but I lost it…

No. 1678072

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No. 1678074

>>1678073
Omelettes from Neopets, nonna

No. 1678076

File: 1693071035761.jpeg (117.65 KB, 1116x905, IMG_0558.jpeg)

I just had a screaming crying adult tantrum over not being able to log into my email.

No. 1678077

Pasta with no meat is the best. Just cheese and tomato sauce. And it's even better if you make a "rose" sauce with heavy cream.

No. 1678080

Seeing the hatred around women creating female gaze content for themselves made me realize the misogyny and sexism around it. As a himejoshi, I'm sorry for all the times I've shat on yumes and fujos and their interests like an NLOG, but now we must unite over our common enemy–moids and trannoids.

No. 1678081

File: 1693071395666.jpg (178.26 KB, 1600x898, l-intro-1659034854.jpg)

I love rainy weekends like this, when I have nothing important to do, and I can just lie in my bed with some tasty snacks, watch schizo conspiracy theories and old Disney movies for the entire day. It makes me so happy, I don't want to do anything else. Bambi and Crater earth, The Fox and the Hound and Cern's secret sorcery, an alchemical analysis of Alice in Wonderland. I have a fucking blast activating all my almonds at once

No. 1678086

File: 1693071753474.png (71.89 KB, 340x512, 635 - animal arm ear full_body…)

i fucking hate squirrels if i see one of these fuckers eating another one of my tomatoes i swear..

No. 1678106

Singapore is weird for me to think about cause it's like the only country where I can only envision people traveling or moving there, not actually growing up there.

No. 1678139

>>1678106
I actually think that about UAE

No. 1678140

File: 1693076196692.jpeg (23.68 KB, 225x225, IMG_0963.jpeg)

The thing about manifestation or affirmations or whatever for me is that I’m intensely fearful that the universe would work against my stated goal in order to humble me and put me in my place. I am afraid to say “I passed the bar exam” because I feel that the universe would work to prove me wrong because arrogance is a sin (for lack of a better word but I’m not religious at all; I guess like it’s a universally unsavory trait?) Or maybe on a simpler level: if I convince myself that I have already passed then I would be less inclined to actually study. I’m afraid to speak it at all tbh. I think it’s wiser to just keep it to yourself, one way or the other.

No. 1678144

>>1678140
That guilt is imposed on you by a society that would prefer you stay poor and broken. You're allowed to believe in yourself, you're allowed to have confidence. It's not arrogance. Your success is not at the expense of others.

No. 1678153

Just set up a sugar water fly trap. It's been about 30 mins-an hour and it's caught one out of 3 flies. Another fly got really close to the water but didn't go in. I wonder if I put in too much dish soap and it's repelling them a little? Tbh I think if I set out a cup of coffee with some creamer in it they would've all been dead by now.

No. 1678155

>>1678140
Are you me cause I have the same fear.

No. 1678161

>>1678140
I mean if you believe in the law of attraction/assumption, that's not how it works at all. If you believe there's a "universe" that holds power over your life you might aswell also believe in the law, I feel like.

No. 1678170

File: 1693078494031.jpg (37.53 KB, 1080x608, happy goose.jpg)

This board is my fav in the entire universe, I havent browsed here since approx 1 year ago and when I come back, you all still make my serotonin level go high. Truly amazing

No. 1678212

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I have successfully ordered my first niqab. I'm not a Muslim, but I'm choosing to start wearing it because AI porn is becoming a normalized part of society.

No. 1678230

File: 1693084523453.jpeg (79.43 KB, 563x640, IMG_6033.jpeg)

>>1678086
They are psycho killers

No. 1678231

>>1678170
this is cute ily nonna

No. 1678245

File: 1693085264015.jpg (8.93 KB, 184x184, 741e3b3888e282e817b2958970ec1c…)

Mitski always writes such relatable songs, I just need her to write a pop ballad about suffering from diarrhoea

No. 1678255

>>1678245
Yeah it brings out certain feelings, I love the live version of "Drunk Walk Home" where there's a part where she's screaming on the top of her lungs.

No. 1678327

Went out with some close friends tonight, we've planning this for like a month.
>Friend 1: Is exhausted because she is going back to work part-time after her parental leave and everything is chaos because the nutjob they hired as her substitute is about to run whatever project they started to the ground.
>Friend 2: Recently started at a new company and is exhausted from travelling between towns while trying to make sense of the game they're supposed to develop since it seems to be nothing but fetish fuel for the writer and she doesn't want her name attached to it.
>Friend 3: Broke up with her boyfriend earlier today so she is doing her best to keep herself together.
>Meanwhile, me: Mmm, tiramisu

No. 1678370

Do any Nonnies here use Windows 7 in the year 2023?

No. 1678377

I love those social media accounts that post pics of men alongside the dumbass shit they say online. I want to run one

No. 1678490

File: 1693105105807.jpg (65.28 KB, 911x865, 1689533001172.jpg)

>Love manga
>Mangadex is blocked for some reason
>Don't ever remember blocking it
>Can access mangadex from my mobile data
>Can't access mangadex from my wifi
>For some reason other sites like dirtywarez and kimcartoon are blocked too
>All suddenly have a "ERR_CERT_COMMON_NAME_INVALID" that comes from the subject of fucking safezone.mcafee.com.
What the hell? What the actual hell? Why is this suddenly happening I'm seriously fucking pissed. I never use McAfee nor have I messed with my wifi settings why is it doing this shit? I even tested it to see if it was my browser and learned that other browsers like Brave and Opera are affected but not TOR so it might be my bastard ISP doing this bullshit maybe. Damn ISPs ruining my ability to get things for free.

No. 1678518

>>1678327
Those poor girls…and then their friend comes on lolcow to make a joke about their struggles. Real classy.

No. 1678524

>>1678327
You're airing this, why?

No. 1678596

can someone make the new confessions thread, i never have good thread pics

No. 1678597

>>1678596
Ooh ooh I have a pretty one lemme get it nona

No. 1678603

i have tummy ache :’(

No. 1678606

>>1678597
thank you! cute picture.

No. 1678610

File: 1693110444073.jpg (36.81 KB, 800x450, 88c.jpg)

>>1678603
manifesting for anon to take a shit and feel better soon

No. 1678663

File: 1693111949770.gif (260.73 KB, 448x457, 1837373zwkf71ix6n.gif)

Schizo Saturday has come to an end, goodnight nonas

No. 1678670

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>>1678663
good night sleep tight bonnienonnie, have nice dreams.

No. 1678680

I wonder if women liking fat/chubby men is some kind of pickme thing. Like, you never see chubby men being posted in the unconventional male attraction thread. But you go on reddit, where pickmes often congregate, and you see all these female redditors swooning over chubby men kek

No. 1678683

>>1678680
Women are never honest and always patronize and asspat men though, you definitely can't expect anything they say to be genuine.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1678685

>>1678680
I suspect it's because this board is an anachan central. so the anachans naturally don't want fat men and everyone else that would want to post them don't do it to not incite discussions about it or be shamed about it. I personally know a woman that prefers chubby men but she's not a pickme about it, it's just what she likes and she will only date them.

No. 1678687

>>1678683
women are never honest to you because they're afraid you will shoot a school, disgusting scrotoid

No. 1678693

>>1678680
I like men with a little bit of chub, but so small it just makes them look a bit larger and only if there's a lot of muscle too. But the second a visible gut starts showing I'm disgusted. But I would never tell men that their hot when their thick like that cause they'd use that as an excuse to get fat.

No. 1678696

>>1678685
To think all this time we've been speaking ill of anachans and they were protecting us from a greater evil.

No. 1678697

>>1678680
>Like, you never see chubby men being posted in the unconventional male attraction thread.
null gets posted there sometimes, not as much as a few years ago though. most of the chubby chasers usually confess in the fetishes threads
>>1678685
>so the anachans naturally don't want fat men
nah there was this old (and sort of cringy) post in one of the relationship advice threads where an anon said she liked fat men because they made her feel smaller and feminine

No. 1678699

>>1678696
all the obsessive cherry picking is almost not worth it.

No. 1678702

>>1678697
> an anon said she liked fat men because they made her feel smaller and feminine
Kekkkkkkkkkkkkk omg

No. 1678710

File: 1693113221622.jpg (6.99 KB, 150x150, 1595284974120.jpg)

>>1678697
>anon said she liked fat men because they made her feel smaller and feminine
that's rough, jesus christ

No. 1678721

found it kek
>>>/g/260254

No. 1678727

I cannot blink, I don't want to blink

No. 1678729

>>1678697
This reminds me of a girl I met on a discord server who only dated ogre men because they made her feel small and protected. Those motherfuckers were ugly and looked like they had acromegalia.

No. 1678732

>>1678727
Keep those babies moist and you'll be all good I have faith

No. 1678740

>>1678732
I should blink, then
>blinks
That feel nice, now I feel natural and moist

No. 1678746

Gettin pretty sexy in here

No. 1678752

I often get told my gaze is unsettling, what can I do about it? I don't even notice

No. 1678758

>>1678752
Embrace your evil aura

No. 1678835

File: 1693115600195.jpg (29.43 KB, 750x464, m1nxnsvlw6z61.jpg)

>>1678524
>>1678518
Was pretty drunk when I wrote this and didn't think through about what I was writing, didn't really mean to make a joke out of them as much as I was making a joke out of how awkward I was in that mess. I tried to support each one of them, holding my friend that was crying and varying between being angry for them one moment and the hype-girl the next while our food was being served, I felt like meme related on the inside.
But yeah, it was an ass move to go into such detail just because it's anon. I genuinely feel sorry for their situations and I feel like an ass.

No. 1678873

File: 1693116380621.png (633.18 KB, 980x784, Goose-300x240.png)

>>1678170
goose gang rise up

No. 1678874

>>1678835
Aw anon, one of the ayrt it's okay, you were drunk and it just didn't come out the way you wanted.

No. 1678885

File: 1693116521894.gif (2.27 MB, 400x238, goose.gif)

>>1678873
Gonna get me an attack goose

No. 1678902

>>1678885
I take hourly pay but flat rates can be negotiated

No. 1678909

File: 1693117243751.jpg (85.12 KB, 1000x750, e539kcspch871.jpg)

>>1678902
i hope you don't think this is insensitive but are you a normal goose or one of those weird picrels? would you reduce your rate for a breadcrumb stipend?

No. 1678920

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>>1678909
Weird??????? Canadian Geese are GORGEOUS

No. 1678930

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>>1678920
Sorry but there can simply be no comparison.

No. 1678933

>>1678930
That's literally racism

No. 1678935

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>>1678920
The gray puffball babies are cute I guess

No. 1678937

>>1678933
Colorism technically

No. 1678939

>>1678920
>>1678909
>WE WAS DINOSAURS

No. 1678942

File: 1693117892542.jpg (378.61 KB, 1600x1200, White_Sebastopol_Goose.jpg)

The goose is wearing a cute dress

No. 1678945

I'm not even going to listen to this. I know my rights.

No. 1678961

File: 1693118235710.gif (14.17 KB, 146x101, geese.gif)

>>1678920
Oh to be a geese…

No. 1678964

>>1678942
She had unfair advantages.

No. 1678979

File: 1693118523910.jpg (229.51 KB, 1082x1294, 6.jpg)

>>1678964
I'll never be her…why live

No. 1678981

>>1678979
Don't say that. They only want her for her feathers and nothing more.

No. 1678991

File: 1693118798740.jpg (Spoiler Image,28.4 KB, 313x360, 360_F_41436061_06plSOA4VJnGBiP…)

>>1678981
You're sweet but my nasolabial folds could never compare to her natural beauty

No. 1678993

>>1678981
Don't talk about her like that you absolute monster

No. 1678999

>>1678991
I'm sure you have a beautiful personality.

No. 1679001

>>1678993
Geese only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

No. 1679006

>>1679001
geese mate for life, sit down

No. 1679007

>>1679001
Stale bread… those animals

No. 1679010

girls fighting
girls in love
all the say nonnies
welcome to the
LOL-COWR

No. 1679016

File: 1693119315765.jpg (48.31 KB, 1200x627, shutterstock_1758279911.jpg)

>>1679007
>>1679006
this is slander

No. 1679028

>>1679006
Sounds like something a GOOSE would say. You not slick

No. 1679035

Infighting

No. 1679037

>>1679035
And the security in the background are the farmhands

No. 1679048

File: 1693121822733.png (559.83 KB, 600x600, 58064035.png)

Good night (to geese ONLY) I love you (if you are a goose)

No. 1679072

i always pronounce ntayrt as "Nyart" in my head

No. 1679074

>>1679072
Holy shit me too nonna

No. 1679088

File: 1693130877428.jpeg (315.37 KB, 900x599, IMG_6034.jpeg)

We are flock

No. 1679112

File: 1693133460674.jpg (17.12 KB, 460x276, 3dd0fb8cf7927eef806e962d83b46b…)

I'm reading Mike Tyson's autobiography, but I can't stop hearing it in his voice. By the time I finish this book, all my thoughts will be narrated by him.

No. 1679142

It's funny to me how men think they can blend in and no one can tell… They have this smug attitude as if they fooled everyone. "Haha no one knows." And then I see anons calling them out.
It's not about anything specific but in general.

No. 1679146

I genuinely cannot read self-insert fanfics with "Y/N" in them. My brain simply cannot change "Y/N" to my name or an OC name as I read it, I will read it as a girl whose name is literally "Y/N" and my brain pronounces it as "yuh-nuh" or "ynnnn"

No. 1679147

>>1679146
her name is Why Ann

No. 1679153

Fix your posture, you fucking banana croissant.

No. 1679154

File: 1693138603007.jpg (35.36 KB, 500x750, a35ce587cd3e2d5eabe85143bd32b5…)

fighting my demons

No. 1679161


No. 1679162

I want an omlette, I desire the texture and explosion of flavor, but I'm having lunch with my family and dad is making grilled chicken… life is so hard and unfair…

No. 1679169

>>1679146
Why not autoreplace it?

No. 1679208

Beautiful woman at the bakery complimented my bf's hair and now I can't even enjoy my cranberry Danish because I am too busy seething

No. 1679209

>>1679146
I never really got into fanfiction so when I would see Y/N I assumed it was yes/no and a choose your own adventure type thing

No. 1679210

>>1679209
I wish those fanfics would use "Anon" for men or "Nona" for women instead of Y/N, it looks better.

No. 1679212

>>1679161
Oh, nice. I know this is probably better for the Stupid Questions thread but how is it? I want to make the switch but I use a certain website for college, BlackBoard, and I don't know if Win7 will support it as well as finding a CD with Win7 is a little expensive and I don't trust downloading an OS online.

No. 1679222

>>1679212
I got a key off of ebay for like $10, worked no problem. Websites work with no issue, too, it's my outdated browser version that's breaking some of them, but when I switch to an up-to-date one, everything works fine. I don't know how to use BlackBoard, but visiting the website, everything is fine, even with my old browser. I guess you have to be a bit careful with the computer components, because I read some years ago that using too new cards on an old operating system could cause issues, but I'm technically illiterate, so you'd have to ask someone else for that. Fwiw though, I haven't had any issues yet except for the, what my father calls normal, wear down from using my laptop daily for almost a decade straight.

No. 1679227


No. 1679228

>>1679210
>>1679146
get a word replacing browser extension and replace Y/N with whatever you want

No. 1679234

>>1679146
Kek me too

No. 1679239

File: 1693146512101.png (10.96 KB, 573x439, Screenshot (22396).png)

>>1679153
You don't know me, I'm sitting like this, and yes my legs are asleep

No. 1679247

File: 1693146972808.png (23.86 KB, 921x774, sitting.png)

>>1679239
I prefer sitting in an office chair, my lower back is ruined

No. 1679250

File: 1693147261163.jpg (12.61 KB, 236x244, l.jpg)

>>1679239
I'm sLav(liet) squatting on my bed

No. 1679290

File: 1693150097355.png (213.29 KB, 804x1056, japaleno poppers.png)

CALLING ALL NONNIES CALLING ALL NONNIES HOW DID YOU KNOW THE CODE WORD HOW DID YOU KNOW THE CODE WORD CALLING ALL NONNIES THIS IS PSYOP HOW DID YOU KNOW THE CODE WORD

No. 1679319

>>1679247
This is literally how I'm sitting right now.

No. 1679344

File: 1693153047909.jpg (8.71 KB, 211x239, hambster.JPG)

Had a very unsatisfying calzone, too breadsy and the cheese was lame

No. 1679377

File: 1693154718644.jpeg (62.02 KB, 1080x1028, IMG_9025.jpeg)

When you have a neurotic meltdown at someone and spam text them because you think they’re ignoring/ghosting you but then they respond with a perfectly valid reason and then you feel too embarrassed to even reply and even consider ghosting them to avoid the shame.

No. 1679382

File: 1693154828128.jpg (163.43 KB, 736x920, 243c55a4a9141c8dfca258c5e2c4f8…)

It's so lame how anons will know that a post is bait, and still go out of their way to argue and derail a thread over it

No. 1679383

>>1679377
Same…

No. 1679501

File: 1693161401845.jpg (Spoiler Image,953.49 KB, 3000x4000, zcmpg1auhra31.jpg)

Remember when people pretended to be scared of holes for dem internet updooderinos?

No. 1679502

>>1678490
Nonnie, open up your control panel, go to your programs, and check for any McAfee-ware. Uninstall it all.
A lot of new computers come prepackaged with it for the past decade or so, I always go through and uninstall that shit.

No. 1679505

File: 1693161473623.jpg (7.75 KB, 334x156, pc2.JPG)

>>1679290
Never 4get japaleno dats how

No. 1679512

>>1679501
Spoiler this disgusting shit

No. 1679513

File: 1693161889085.jpeg (58.41 KB, 750x676, C538C2B7-5F88-4BD5-BF66-D15CA9…)

Had a dream I beat up my retarded ex boyfriend and it felt nice actually

No. 1679520

>>1679512
You captured the spirit perfectly

No. 1679521

File: 1693162405474.jpeg (66.99 KB, 749x744, 3787D987-3C35-4B87-815B-575FC5…)

>>1678680
Chubby I can understand to some degree but FAT men? Disgusting.

No. 1679536

File: 1693163791774.gif (2.72 MB, 498x280, beyonce-babyboy.gif)

You know how sometimes artists will be suspended in the air during their live performances? I just saw a video of a singer doing that, but he was being help up from the skin on his back instead. I hate people who do too much in the name of being artsy…

No. 1679561

>>1679501
why does it look like it's moving even though it's a JPG

No. 1679562

Every month or so there's one big derail in /meta/ and it's always the most incomprehensible shit you've ever seen

No. 1679564

>>1679562
Sometimes I feel like using some AI to create answer to their schizo babble, but I'm lazy.

No. 1679565

>>1679536
I don't hate it. Let them be retards, they deserve suffering.

No. 1679567

File: 1693166270145.jpg (60.73 KB, 650x433, 1692549408-Dutch-falling-6.jpg)

What a redemption arc

No. 1679568

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>>1679505
This doesn't. Make. Any. Sense. Who do you know, who do you work for? Are you reading our messages? Japaleno is SACRED. How did you know it was me? HOW DID YOU REPLY TO ME WITH JAPALENO??

No. 1679571

What is so loud it can cause a deaf person to hear?

No. 1679572

>>1679568
DID I REPLY TO THE OG JAPALENO NONNA?! must have smelled the japalenos on you, there really are only five anons here huh

No. 1679580

>>1679501
I think it's like social contagion in a way, the holes are slightly unsettling to look at and a lot of people feel that way so they just diagnose themselves with trypophobia as if an actual phobia is just mild discomfort kek

No. 1679581

Ok anons, please be honest, how often do you vacuum and mop the floor?

No. 1679583

>>1679581
Vacuum once a month, I never mop because our floors are old linoleum from the 60's that are made with asbestos so I don't wanna disturb anything

No. 1679584

>>1679581
Vacuum never, mop everyday.

No. 1679585

File: 1693167889172.jpg (98.04 KB, 1242x995, 58a.jpg)

Bought a litre of cold brew yesterday to see if it was more cost effective than making my own. Drank almost the whole thing today so clearly the cost vs convenience is not worth it also I'm going to die.

No. 1679588

>>1679583
I try to vacuum weekly and mop at least monthly. But I’ve been slacking lately because probably depression again or something kek

No. 1679590

>>1679536
why do you hate it? i think its cool

No. 1679608

>>1679590
I didn't mean singers using harnesses for their performances. I meant this
>he was being help up from the skin on his back instead

No. 1679748

File: 1693176971154.jpg (1.21 MB, 1920x1080, catselfiewithdogs.jpg)

>>1679581
Vacuum+mop once a week, mini-vac as needed if my cat makes a mess

No. 1679790

File: 1693181997721.jpg (45.78 KB, 588x520, FzNFLStagAAsmTm.jpg)

just got so mad at this scrote i started doing a bunch of chores ive been putting off for weeks. i need to harness this power more often

No. 1679798

I recently made an American friend and when I referred to the US as "the states" she fucking laughed at me

No. 1679813

>>1679581
Vacuum one room daily (litter box), whole apartment every other day. Mop entryway and kitchen every weekend. Mop whole place once a month

No. 1679832

Got too high and fucked up the replies on a thread in snow. Its been 33 minutes and I just noticed. Figure it out yourselves.

No. 1679833

>>1679798
It’s ok, she’ll make a faux pas about your country eventually and then it’ll be your turn to laugh at her ignorance.

No. 1679835

>>1679798
Did she day why? It's not an uncommon thing to call the US

No. 1679837


No. 1679838

>>1679798
Why? Isn't it what it is? I call it the same.

No. 1679845

>>1679835
She's from California and said she'd never heard of it referred to that before idk!

No. 1679851

File: 1693187890319.jpg (26.33 KB, 358x513, 1684360714075769.jpg)

I find gay culture from the 70s/80s fascinating for some reason. I really wish there were more documentaries about it, their parties must have been wild.

No. 1679855

File: 1693188122159.jpg (92.58 KB, 500x563, ezgif-3-249cca4f7d.jpg)

She's so good at playing Stacey's, I love her

No. 1679867

File: 1693189127356.jpg (41.5 KB, 735x805, cb30d68666dcb9f2e9d86c9b2d387f…)

Wow

No. 1679898

>>1679142
As someone who was very recently pitchforked over a gif, I can confidently say that some of you really are just extremely, extremely schizo. I'm also very skilled at calling out actual men online.

No. 1679906

>>1679898
Second this, I can't even count how many times I've been accused of being a moid and then later see anons confidently claim ~it's so obvious and their just too good at clocking scrotes~ kek

No. 1679915

>>1679906
exactly. Im actually really acutely aware of the way men post and overcompensate and how snide and cold it is, always very similar to redditor condescension, or they go all out and try to overdo the girlie thing and its still off and almost word salad. I have rarely agreed with another anon when they accuse others randomly. Idk if it's just newfags specifically but they really suck at anon interaction and also constantly try to armchair random posts and pin them to a certain individual, it's exhausting.

No. 1679918

I moved to a pretty small town earlier this year and joined all the local FB groups and it's better than lolcow. Constant drama and infighting. People exposing others like it's their job. People calling out local businesses and the business sperging out with no regard to how it might affect their business. I've started recognizing certain posters and inside jokes. Sometimes I check it before I check lolcow. This is what growing up and changing feels like.

No. 1679926

Ate some raw oysters the other day (ie on Thursday night) knowing full damn well there’s some shit going around and it’s unsafe. I was fine and nothing has happened… until tonight. Woke up with violent stomach pains and am currently shitting my brains out. Unsure if it’s vibrio or just a random bad night for tummyaches.

No. 1679927

>>1679918
I think there should be a thread for local milk, provided nonnies explain the context of the drama and hide names/location to not dox themselves it should be doable

No. 1679929

>>1679927
You got too much faith in nonnies

No. 1679930

>>1679929
I will never stop believing in my nonners…

No. 1679933

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>>1679930
That's beautiful

No. 1679936

>>1679918
That sounds amazing.

No. 1679937

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I made a cute little hanger for my yarn like picrel, but because I used acrylic yarn it's stretched out from the weight of the yarn balls and now it kinda just looks like a saggy ballsack. Every time I look at it I just see the yarn as the nuts and the hanger is the scrotum. I could embrace it's saggalicious nature or frog it and remake with like a cotton yarn or something. I hated making it, although I love the product.

No. 1679945

Anyone else interested in that MyHouse.wad Doom map? I thought the game itself had a perfect atmosphere and the mystery behind the true author was very entertaining to follow as a lurker on the forum it was posted. But apparently a common theory on the meaning of the WAD is that it's a tranny allegory. As I read more of the thread I started to believe it too. It's gonna suck if that's what the author had in mind tbh.

No. 1679960

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I looked up if there are certain frequencies that autistic people can hear but normal people cant and apparently most people cant hear when theres electricity in the walls. I just noticed it while laying in bed and its driving me nuts. I feel like picrel now kek.

No. 1679966

>>1679960
Isn't it based on accumulative hearing damage, like losing the ability to hear higher frequencies as you get older if you listen to music too loud?

No. 1679969

>>1679960
I dont know why but this is so fucking funny to me

No. 1679973

Nonkas, I NEED an all female group which would go out a few times a week and forage for edible plants and other useful stuff like dyes, fibers for weaving, clay, etc. I have quite some experience so we could always have something to do. I would lowkey make a little post on my dorm's facebook group asking if people want to do it but I feel kinda dumb for asking. Should I?

No. 1679977

>>1679973
I feel like if you joined a lesbian group you could get this organized very quickly but otherwise no

No. 1679996

>>1679973
Apparently facebook can be pretty good for joining or starting women's groups, but outside of any college related thing they're generally full of boomers so if you're cool with hanging with older ladies then go ahead.

No. 1680087

>>1679973
Ahh I'd love to be in a group like that! I think it's worth trying for sure, I think there's more young women out there who're interested in those self reliance type of activities than you might think (I see more and more of it online), it's just difficult finding them since it's so niche.

No. 1680091

I can't stand to see any pairing other than my otp succeed in the story… why are you getting more content than me! You suck!

No. 1680160

>>1679973
Just curious, what do you use clay for?

No. 1680172

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Why would anyone make this

No. 1680179

>>1680172
She looks like she can barely keep herself from grimacing honestly

No. 1680180

>>1679945
They try to make a tranny allegory out of anything and everything, I wouldn’t stress. You could take a shit and they’d find a way to tie it back to the ~transgender experience~.

No. 1680496

>>1679927
Check the catalogue

No. 1680559

There's tons of BL J-Dramas and K-Dramas but it's hard to find nice GL J-Dramas and K-Dramas.

No. 1680564

>>1680559
That's just the nature of GL, no matter what medium

No. 1680566

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>>1680564
God damn it.

No. 1680595

I saw a bag with a hello kitty character on it and a jumper with an anime character at like a Bershka or Zara, I don't remember. It's weird seeing stuff that felt forbidden to show or admit you liked in the 00s/10s seep into the mainstream. I don't keep up with online trends and don't like weebstuff anymore so it still catches me off guard everytime I see it irl.

No. 1680600

I just learnt the average shoe is supposed to last about 800 kilometers, and this seems so wrong.

No. 1680619

I've been shopping around for a gym membership, so today I just googled if there are any open house days in any gyms nearby, but only found one. It had 5 star reviews so I decided to research it a bit more and holy hell, this fitness studio is like a cult. It's quite pricey, in the first weeks you get like extra attention in group work outs, they have a progression system where they hand out little badges, have a name for their community and a super sekret facebook group you have to pay extra for, hold monthly hangouts and a yearly BBQ, all documented by photos, and let me tell you, apart from the coaches none of these people look fit. Also they uploaded some recordings of their group workouts for their website, and you're really paying like third of a minimal wage here to have someone make you do basic youtube yoga and lunges. All their reviews just talk about friendship and community, and how fun the trainings are, and nothing about the equipment or like any other quality of the service. I'm sort of tempted to go to their open gym day just to see how creepy it gets.

No. 1680626

>>1679960
I second the other anon that it has more to do with age. When I was a teen I creeped my parents out because I knew when they were approaching my room just because they blocked out the high frequency noise while coming down the corridor from our old TV, but I doubt I'd be able to hear that now.

No. 1680629

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>>1679960
Fuck I have this too and was watching an older 2000s show on youtube, they somehow managed to record the high frequencies from the taping and it was ear piercingly high pitched but no one else I showed it to could hear it and gave me weird looks. I can also hear electricity passing through the walls when I’m in a quiet room and it sounds like a low rumbling vibration from a phone ringing. I constantly look like a schizo when I just crane my neck and check my phone looking for the noise and ask family/friends if their phone is going off

No. 1680637

>>1679608
i know, i think suspending someone from their skin sounds cool

No. 1680641

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I ran out of unscented dove so I just used body wash to wash my ass. I think some ran down to my vagina.

No. 1680646

>>1680641
As long as it didn't get inside ..

No. 1680657

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I love when the girlies in the fashion thread start infigthing teehee

No. 1680684

>>1680646
The inside is the vag though

No. 1680716

just realised today technically I am a nepo baby in my small country, wasted potential

No. 1680724

Man, the burgers have been fighting for hours over stardew valley or something

No. 1680749


No. 1680769

I can always tell how bad my anxiety is by how wrecked my hands look. Dry, scaly, dark skin with a million little scabs = I need a psychiatrist!

No. 1680822

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Today i went on a date with a seemingly normal moid who spent half the date gleefully bragging about how busy he was thanks to his "extremely fulfilling and time-consuming" ""side hustle"" of…..joining every class action lawsuit he can find. wtf.

No. 1680827

>>1680822
this is fucking hilarious i love him

No. 1680828

>>1680822
These kind of grifters are always hilarious

No. 1680829

started intermittent fasting with keto recently and I can't stop shitting. My butthole hurts so bad, help me God I don't think I can do this diet if this is what it's like

No. 1680836

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Got reminded of Benny Harlem again today and im laughing my ass off. You had to be there

No. 1680868

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Louis Vuitton doesn't have many items that I like, but I love the Alma bags so much. It's funny cause the quilt pattern reminds me of Chanel bags which I despise.

No. 1680879

>>1680868
Alma is 100% their best bag and there are tons of nice colors. The logo pattern is so ugly and people who buy into it are suckers, the white rainbow LV is admittedly cute though. The quilted bags look cheap in black but in pastels or white they're really beautiful.

No. 1680887

>>1680822
What role does he play in these exactly?

No. 1680888

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>>1680836
Lol you remind me to go read that LSA thread again, what gets me is even his photoshopped pictures are fucking ugly. He was so weird with that little girl who is NOT his daughter. She was a prop.
He is painfully ugly with his big swollen lips and ugly swollen face, he tried to look like those beautiful black paintings that are CLEARLY exaggerated but he tried to be that in real life. This picture makes me laugh so hard.

No. 1680890

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>>1680888
How can you look at this and think it's real? Or his hair is real kek? he goes from a high top fade to this and people legit were buying his "Hair cake soap" or whatever, someone on LSA found everything he was selling as hair care. Some of it was legit grocery items repackaged. I'm drunk but shit like "Maple Cream". He edited her body too, he's not her dad and he's gross looking, one last post of how he really looks. He claimed he got stung in africa or some shit looking for natural hair ingridents kek.

No. 1680891

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>>1680890
his real face vs his fake one

No. 1680894

>>1680888
>>1680890
>>1680891
It was so funny!!!! The fake snake bite where he said he was foraging for rare ingredients for his scam hair products, the photoshop, the fact that it was really his gfs daughter. I was seated for the whole thing, truly amazing.

No. 1680902

File: 1693272540280.jpeg (130.26 KB, 640x360, leaning to the side.jpeg)

>>1680894
My favorite picture is his fake high top slipping off his tiny forehead kek. I remember cackling reading his fake backstory. About how he was selling drugs or addicted to it but got his shit togeather for his "daughter' It was a picture of him in a bath. There's picture of the "daughter" younger with normal length hair. Or that one video of him rubbing that food he calls hair care into a WIG on the baby head.
I'm about to go read that thread, he's the rare black male catfish, like Stefany almost. Just lies about everything, except he was scamming poor old ladies who didn't understand photoshop. My favorite thing was seeing people go, "no his hair is actually real!!" Im so mad because a lot of the IG stuff is gone. I found one, that shit leaning to the side in real life, god he was such an amazing cow. Stefany for hair. I love cows who edit themselves into shit but stick to it to a autistically degree with storylines and shit.

No. 1680909

>>1680902
As far as I remember he was harmless, right? That's why I was so tuned in. Where is he now

No. 1680923

>>1680909
besides his scamming and using his step daughter as a prop he wasn't that bad, I have no idea where he is though. I really miss him. The snake bite story made me die, his lipstick alley thread reminds me so much of threads on here because they were finding little details so easily.
It was a amazing time. I wish he'd come back, but without scamming women though.

No. 1680930

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>>1680923
wait I went on his IG, it says he's a father of 3?? and I saw this, kek. He's so gay and catfish. The LSA thread stopped updating a while ago though sadly. This is august 22.

No. 1680932

>>1680930
Be the change you want to see in the world and update the thread, or make a thread here!

No. 1680936

>>1680930
That smize ugh everything I needed and more

No. 1680939

>>1680932
im retarded but if a nona wants to make a thread on Benny and we can remember the times I'm down for it and i'll provide caps, he's a funny cow more so then one that will make you throw up or be angry. His wife was legit preggers though. Maybe when i'm not drunk I'll consider it kek.

No. 1680940

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>>1680879
I agree! Alma and the Sac Sport are personal faves. I actually don't always mind the LV monogram as long as it's not the brown and orange colors. It can be cute when it's pink or rainbow, or when it's just embossed into the leather. Or even picrel is very cute to me since it's yarn. I think the brown color has just become synonymous with tacky in my head.
>>1680891
His natural face looks beestung. I remember some people did actually buy his products.

No. 1680943

One day I'll learn to stop opening spoilers before reading the post.

No. 1680944

>>1679945
trannies getting any kind of a trans allegory out of a doom wad is actually hilarious. even if it is true it just goes to show you the absolute state of male gamers and programmers that the aging edgelords who make doom wads all collectively decided to troon out

No. 1680945

>>1680940
Weren't they like 100s of dollars too?

>>1680932
Irdt a thread is necessary.

No. 1680958

>>1680940
not to sound like a bitch but what you posted is pretty tacky. i just personally hate that gaudy gold chain and the giant gold lv. there's so many better brands to support

No. 1680981

>>1680958
I agree that the huge LV is pretty tacky, I just meant more how they used the monogram print.
>there's so many better brands to support
Ok lol

No. 1680986

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>>1680940
Jeffree Star really degraded their reputation imo. There are some gems and a few of the smaller bags have great special editions but a lot of the 'classics' are horrendous and yeah the orange is very wannabe Fendi.

>>1680958
Bitch why did you butt in lol. She was just sharing what she liked, and nobody said they 'supported'LV. We are reminiscing and you are not invited.

No. 1680994

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>>1680868
>>1680940
so fucking ugly, i am glad i am not a normalfag woman spending thousands on ugly garbage sown by slaves that can barely hold a credit card

No. 1680999

>>1680981
>>1680986
>getting this defensive about overpriced junk
Retards kek

No. 1681001

>>1680994
Neither are we. We are just looking.

No. 1681003

>>1680999
Not defensive, the weird malice over a casual convo is what's unnecessary

No. 1681006

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>>1680986
Oh my gosh kek what a throwback. I fucking hate J* and his sense in fashion, but I have to admit that I loved his gaudy ass pink vault closet just for the over-the-topness of having a vault. Jamie Chua did finger print high-security closets better though.
>>1680999
I really wasn't defensive, idk what your problem is anon.

No. 1681011

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>>1681004
I hate jeffree star, his weird little bbl in those lv tracksuits is seared into my brain any time I see the logo. I think some of the charms are cute. I guess I have to say I wouldn't buy them anyways but I thought that was directly implied, dont need a sweatshop lecture from a neet.

No. 1681012

>>1681003
Where was the malice except >>1680986

No. 1681015

>>1680994
same shit's hideous and a waste of cash

No. 1681017

>>1681012
If you consider that to be real malice and not a very unserious 'this is an a and b conversation c your way out of it' type retort you're just autistic idk what to tell you.

No. 1681018

I need to buy some fucking crystals. Tall ass ones.

This thread is just full of materialism today.

No. 1681020

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Cuter than those weird Fendi monsters those were horrible. I bet this costs like a family's wages tho

No. 1681021

>>1681017
fuck off with the infighting and take your bag sperging to /g/

No. 1681022

i want normalfag off my board

No. 1681024

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>>1680994
Nostalgiac window shopping is pretty normal

No. 1681025

>>1681021
>>1681022
Oh you're all actually retarded

No. 1681026

>>1681025
Very cool

No. 1681027

>>1681026
Unclench

No. 1681032

>>1681012
Nta but that wasn't malicious at all kek

No. 1681033

This is a dumbass argument. You’re both stupid.

No. 1681034

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>>1681029
You're no good for me
Baby, you're no good for me
You're no good for me
But baby, I want you, I want

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City
Never was there ever a girl so pretty
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City
Can we hit it now low down and gritty?
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?

Baby, put on heart shaped sunglasses
'Cause we gonna take a ride
I'm not gonna listen to what the past says
I've been waiting up all night

Take another drag turn me to ashes
Ready for another lie?
Says he's gonna teach me just what fast is
Say it's gonna be alright

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City
Never was there ever a girl so pretty
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City
Can we hit it now low down and gritty
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?

Let's take Jesus off the dashboard
Got enough on his mindㅤ
We both know just what we're here for
Saved too many times

Maybe I like this roller coaster
Maybe it keeps me high
Maybe the speed it brings me closer
I could sparkle up your eye

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City
Never was there ever a girl so pretty
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City
Can we hit it now low down and gritty?
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?

You're no good for me
Baby, you're no good for me
You're no good for me
But baby, I want you, I want you

You're no good for me
Baby, you're no good for me
You're no good for me
But baby, I want you, I want you, I want you

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City
Never was there ever a girl so pretty
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?

Baby, stoppin' at 7-Eleven
There in his white Pontiac heaven
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City
Never was there ever a girl so pretty
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City
Can we hit it now low down and gritty?
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?

You're no good for me
Baby, you're no good for me
You're no good for me
But baby, I want you, I want

You're no good for me
Baby, you're no good for me
You're no good for me
But baby, I want you, I want

You're no good for me
Baby, you're no good for me
You're no good for me
But baby, I want you, I want

No. 1681035

>>1681033
Taste in Louis Vuitton bags are a super serious issue.

No. 1681036

>>1681034
autism

No. 1681037

>>1681033
Idk this is weird. It always feels like men because why would women chimp out about talking about female interests on a female board. This would've been like a four reply conversation otherwise.

No. 1681038

>>1681035
Apparently.

No. 1681039

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No. 1681040

here we go with the scrote accusations kek

No. 1681041

Do you guys remember when Juicy Couture was so popular, I remember being like 13 and trying save up for something from JC like a sweater or bracelet and when I finally checked the site for prices all I could afford was one charm that goes on a charm bracelet lol, I was so dumb but luckily I didn't waste any money on that shit cause it went out of style so quick. It'd be cute to get a charm bracelet eventually though now that I could maybe afford it, they are pretty cute

No. 1681042

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I WANT NORMALFAG OFF MY BOARD

No. 1681043

Now I see what other anons are saying about all the infighting happening. Now I’m predicting there’s gonna be another petty argument.

No. 1681045

>>1681041
Careful anon, those were made in sweatshops and you're a disgusting preppy normalfag for bringing nostalgia up

No. 1681046

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>tfw an infight starts from your post AGAIN
This is so fucking stupid, a post about a bag should not be causing an issue like this.

No. 1681048

>>1681037
There's some weird aggressive anon that's been on multiple threads the past few days or week or something, mostly celebricows and the vent thread. Not sure if it's the same anon though, this one doesn't seem as aggressive and off topic as the other one

No. 1681049

>>1681046
It normally wouldn't. Female nostalgia gives them dysphoria evidently kek

No. 1681051

>>1681045
Then I could get one off etsy or a second hand one, it does make me sad supporting that but it's so hard to avoid because so many companies partake in it

No. 1681052

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No. 1681054

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>>1681051
Don't worry about that. All of that anons clothes were also made in a sweatshop, they just want to start a fight over stupid shit. But now that we are in deep– remember Herve Leger bandage dresses?

No. 1681055

>>1681048
There's multiple anons that keep instigating it and feeding into it.

No. 1681056

>>1681055
And by multiple, one or two going along with it. Aint nobody else care about that shit.

No. 1681057

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some of you can dish but not take it, this isnt twitter so you are bound to have women who didnt grow up watching faggots and trannies talking about expensive pieces of cloth their sugar daddies bought them tell you they are overpriced and ugly, either learn to ignore of dont develope a personal attachment to a brand

No. 1681058

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No. 1681059

>>1681057
You're such a loser kek

No. 1681060

>>1681052
i like the one that looks like frozen noodle soup

No. 1681061

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>>1681052
I love etsy so much, I was looking at their autumn decor and everything is so adorable, look at these little ghost candles

No. 1681063

>>1681052
That baby blue Boi look like he got some weight to him

No. 1681065

>>1681054
Yes!!! Omg lol, I had a knockoff blue one that I shared with my sister and I wore it once only because it was so tight and uncomfortable

No. 1681067

>>1681062
i only made the dog post, it's stupid to accuse women of being scrotes because we didnt grow up watching shitty normalfag youtube videos of trannies and faggots and find it retarded. I dont know why some people come here expecting it to be stan twitter 2.0 i wish the celebrycows thread was moved to snow already.

No. 1681068

>>1681065
They were everywhere, this was around the beginning of the Kardashian reign and it was all they wore. Everyone wanted the bandage dress, clip in weave, nude pumps kek

No. 1681069

>>1681057
im fucking cackling at the image wtf I love her so much

No. 1681071

>>1681067
There's something deeply wrong with you if you're so embittered that you associate casual girl nostalgia with 'twannies and faggots'. What are you overcompensating for? You're so angies

No. 1681072

>why is there so much infighting?!?
>still sperging about basic bags anons made fun of 20 minutes ago
>they leave and anons tinfoil thinking it's one person and wonder why they aren't as aggressive as some random from another thread weeks ago
Gee wonder who the problem is.

No. 1681073

>>1681057
Because how dare people have fun and talk about handbags. How dare they.

No. 1681074

>>1681067
Nta and not involved in this infight but
>we didnt grow up watching shitty normalfag youtube videos of trannies and faggots
I don't think anyone said that they did

No. 1681076

>>1681073
That's not even what the problem was. Some nonnies said their opinions having a casual convo and the bagtards got upset their bag was called ugly and from a sweatshop or something kek

No. 1681077

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>>1681054
I still love the bandage dresses so much. To me they're just one of those things that never stop looking nice even when they become "dated". The ones like picrel are ugly now though kek.

No. 1681080

>>1681054
So nonnie, you also go to r/popculturechat, huh. That's okay I do too, let's keep each other's secrets

No. 1681082

>>1681076
Are you genuinely autistic? Have you never had a nostalgic discussion? None of us have any desire to actually buy these bags.

No. 1681085

>>1681049
Idk, it feels like every other day around the same time (midnight for me) there's an anon stirring some shit over innocent posts/conversations. I've noticed it a lot in this thread.

No. 1681087

>>1681077
>>1681054
oh this is what a bandage dress looks like?! I read about them but have never seen them, it's like actual bandages how is it so pretty!! especially in that pink

No. 1681090

>>1681071
you are the one calling everyone who didnt grow up with that shit a seething man ''jealous of grill nostalgia''. Only normalfags think girlhood is dresses makeup and ugly tacky expensive bags.

No. 1681092

>>1681072
>anons tinfoil thinking it's one person and wonder why they aren't as aggressive as some random from another thread weeks ago
I'm the one who mentioned the one random anon but I specifically said it doesn't sound like that one. I only mentioned it because the anon I was replying too said she had noticed anons complaining about an uptick in infighting and I saw other anons arguing with that poster over the past few days. It was one anon with a very noticeable style of posting and got mentioned in meta because they were so unintegrated. But again I mentioned I don't think this is the same anon. But yeah no one was tinfoiling, it was multiple threads the unintegrated anon was in not just one, it wasn't from weeks ago, and I didn't ask why they weren't aggressive I said "it doesn't seem like them because they aren't as aggressive and off topic." Sorry to get autistic about it but if you're going to greentext at least get the post your talking about right.

No. 1681094

I know you guys are like completely enthralled by this stupid shit but can you go mass report the weird man defending cp in artist salt

No. 1681095

>>1681090
You're thinking too hard

No. 1681096

>>1681076
>>1681074
>>1681067
>>1681057
I was the one who made some of the bag posts and the OP. If it clears this whole thing up: I wasn't offended about anyone thinking the bags are overpriced or ugly. It doesn't affect me. I only thought it was weird that an anon said "there are better brands to support" cause I don't buy from LC, but it really wasn't that serious. I also didn't watch faggots or trannies on youtube (I'm not even sure what youtubers that anon is talking about).
Also, I don't own any designer bags. I'm literally a farmer and I don't think a majority of us here have the money to drop on a bunch of designer, but also I just have a mental roadblock with buying leather and fur. I, like many other anons and people, just like observing the fashion world sometimes. Idk where all these assumptions are coming from. So blown out of proportion, but that's most infights on here.

No. 1681099

>>1681096
>I also didn't watch faggots or trannies on youtube
Yeah that was weird and came out of nowhere

No. 1681100

>>1681094
Just reported him

No. 1681101

>>1681096
the faggots on youtube was jeffrey star or whatever its called, i didnt grow up with that side of youtube but i have always related expensive tacky brands of purses to faggots like him

No. 1681102

>>1681096
Samefag, wait
>I'm literally a farmer
I'm not literally a farmer, I just meant I'm a farmer. I think most of us are brokefags.

No. 1681106

>>1681101
We don't relate to him and we didn't 'grow up' watching him. He was not infecting the net when we were kids. We don't have interest in buying the bags please relax.

No. 1681109

>>1681102
Kek, it'd be cool if you were a farmer and a literal farmer too though

No. 1681116

File: 1693279784792.jpg (61.94 KB, 1001x1001, 51Udbf6g5yL._SL1001_.jpg)

Wig shopping is definitely an experience

No. 1681121

>>1681116
Samefag but I hate how the mannequin looks. Female mannequins are like the most stunning piece of plastic you've seen, but even male mannequins look retarded and have stubble.

No. 1681122

>>1681116
Are you buying your bf a Leon costoom

No. 1681127

>>1681116
Harry Stye

No. 1681130

Crystals are cheap as fuck on etsy. Wtf, people are giving these away like candy. You can buy like, an entire box of them for $15.

Maybe I’m getting scammed.

No. 1681131

>>1681116
Looks like a turban

No. 1681132

>>1681127
Hairy Steel

No. 1681133

>>1681130
A small child slave was forced to mine that using a toothpick and a hammer. You are disgustingggg.

No. 1681137

>>1681133
Nta but kek stop it

No. 1681141


No. 1681142

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>>1681121
>Female mannequins are like the most stunning piece of plastic you've seen
What planet are you from? Are you a serial killer or something

No. 1681146

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>>1681142
Ok so not the most stunning kek. But some mannequins have cuter faces. Some people put makeup on theirs.

No. 1681148

It should be illegal for tifs to post on pinterest

No. 1681149

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>>1681142
You wouldn't get it

No. 1681150

>>1681146
I had a barbie mannequin as a kid with really long rapunzel hair and I cut it short.

No. 1681151

>>1681148
I agree, its infested with them

No. 1681153

>>1681149
I'm blushin'

No. 1681156

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>>1681151
it's so annoying, specially when you are trying to find women in cool clothes. They will never be her(whoever she is).

No. 1681157

I was about to make the stupidest post. Yes, it was about crystals. It looked like something out of a fried tumblr screenshot. I apologize for even thinking about that.

No. 1681158

>>1681156
I want to be her and I also want to marry her.

No. 1681159

>>1681148
Agreed, they're everywhere with their stupid pronouns and girly looks talking about being 'masc' (words have no meaning). Also it should be illegal for pinterest be so stupid. I'm still getting weird car pics for no reason other than liking pics of a guy who was obsessed with cars. Who goes to pinterest to collect car pics? Men? It should be illegal for men to be there.

No. 1681161

>>1681159
I just try to chill and look at fashion and shit on there. I only start to see tifs if I get sucked into a string of memes.

No. 1681162

>>1681157
Namaste

No. 1681164

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>>1681158
i wish i was taller so i could dress like this and not look like ritard lmao

No. 1681166

>>1681159
i actually wish there was more machinery posted on pinterest

No. 1681167

>>1681166
are you the nona who wants to go to an abandoned factory in the midwest to tap the metal and hear the sounds?

No. 1681169

>>1681161
I like a bunch of pics of 70/80s rock bands and there are just so many tifs and enbies, and I end up seeing dumb memes about it. One with fucking dave mustaine in it on how he is such a lesbian or something. Drives me up to the fucking wall.
>>1681166
I suppose that by machinery you don't mean some dumb ferraris? Cus thats what I'm getting. Stupid fancy cars thanks to a dead drummer. Pinterest could at least get it right I'm all about old drummers.

No. 1681172

>>1681169
For some reason pinterest recommends me a lot of better call saul/breaking bad memes which are sometimes tiffy/overused but some are really funny if you’ve never seen them before. I hate the kind where they call saul a malewife/compare jesse to tifs/etc. tho

Oh, also, when I get art tips and stuff there’s always tifs in the comment section, especially if it has anything to do with gender. Maybe I just shouldnt look in the comment section.

No. 1681180

>>1681169
I noticed all the tifs under old alt and rock images. It's like they decided they can't be a woman and enjoy alternative or heavier music.

Has anyone noticed that so many people on pinterest can't google for shit or ask what stuff is or where to get it? There will be a photo of a flower vase with dead roses in it taken for tumblr in like 2012 and they will ask where to get it lmfao

No. 1681233

excuse me nonnies, I'm gonna have a conversation with myself, again.
Hi nonny, how are you?

No. 1681235

>>1681233
hi nonny! I'm very well, I made a friend recently.

No. 1681236

>>1681235
really? that's good. is your destructiveness at bay?

No. 1681237

>>1681236
for the moment yes! she is very kind and smart, we talk about books and music.

No. 1681238

>>1681237
that's nice, hope you don't nuke it and disappear like you always do.

No. 1681239

>>1681238
me too nonny, me too.

No. 1681241

My cat is learning how to open doors and it scares the fuck out of me, it's like the scenes in horror movies where you can hear the killer trying to open the door

No. 1681243

>>1681180
>It's like they decided they can't be a woman and enjoy alternative or heavier music.
Too accurate, same with horror movies but not as bad

No. 1681244

>>1681241
Fucking kek, that is so cute

No. 1681264

>>1681167
no that's me, btw there are factories near my house but they're all in use and you can't get into them, you'll be chased off by drunk as hell security guards
plus the fences are huge, unclimbable and have barbed wire on the tops

No. 1681265

>>1681180
Yeah. And then someone will tell them and it's like a $100 necklace or something and they'll be like "omg that's so expensive, anyone know where I can this on aliexpres/shein???"

No. 1681284

File: 1693294383964.jpg (1.61 MB, 1176x1332, 1656386843989.jpg)

listening to my fav radfem while drawing on a mildly cold night while my kitty plays with his toys on the bg, life's good

No. 1681291

Funny how many content creators you can unfollow once you stop being a beginner at something

No. 1681308

>>1681284
so comfy nonny enjoy it

No. 1681395

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>>1681284
she uses ''moid'' she's definetly amogus

No. 1681397

I am so deranged I can entertain myself for a day just by watching one gif. I’ll get back to you with this later.

No. 1681399

>>1681284
share with us too nonnie i want to listen to it aswell

No. 1681458

damn i want some umaibo

No. 1681459

>>1681116
That wig legit looks like the one vinny is accused if wearing also every stream I watch if his he brings up jerma, it's kinda weird at this point

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No. 1681474

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Holy crap, Lois! This is just like the time we became pride icons!

No. 1681482

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I got a vertical monitor so I'm reading your posts like it's a book now.

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No. 1681491

>>1681473
This mf lost weight for his face reveal just to go back to looking like a fat twitch mod. Lol

No. 1681540

you guys ever think farmhands laugh at us? the cloak of anonimity makes us talk the dumbest shit….. but they have our post histories… what if -we- are the real cows and they are the real farmerz……… think about it~~~~

No. 1681544

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>>1681540
I hope a farmhand has a crush on me, that would be kind of romantic.

No. 1681549

File: 1693317689136.gif (8.04 MB, 250x250, jurassic-park-raptor-window-br…)

>my pregnant ass watching the burrito boy at Qdoba putting my order together
MF I said extra steak don't skimp I'll bust through the sneezeguard and rip that curly ass mop you call hair right off your skull.

No. 1681560

>>1681540
i just know they're laughing at me kek well if they are i'm happy to offer them a chuckle

No. 1681563

>>1679937
nonna just give the ballsac a little punch or flick on occasion for some much needed cartharsis.
>>1679996
Hanging with older women doing cool shit like foraging and learning crafts is fucking awesome. I highly recommend it. Great stories and if you're lucky you get a cool old school feminist hippie type that has incredible insights/tales.

No. 1681576

>>1681563
hanging out with older women is awesome. I have a couple of friends that are +40 and they are the coolest women I know. I wish it was more normalized befriending older women as a young woman.

No. 1681585

>>1681576
ayrt Absolutely, I really miss my best friend. She's 20 ish years older than me and just the absolute sweetest and fiercely pro woman. Well… until the trannies came about. I tried to peak her and it wasn't well received, I really hope she comes around because I miss my stitching buddy. Women of all ages really should band together and help one another.

No. 1681592

Overheard a bunch of teen boys shout about a woman and her son who were passing by "I can smell she's pregnant!". She didn't look pregnant. Idiotic shit.

No. 1681620

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>>1681540
I'm a boring cow, I think.

No. 1681683

I had a dream last night about Shayna. I wrote the whole thing out but it just sounded kinda weird, but just know I'm traumatized from seeing those photos of her incredibly bruised ass

No. 1681689

>>1681540
Doesn't matter to me, I am laughing at them. They're the most retarded people here.

No. 1681706

The retarded hornypost thread is 90% that dazai dude nowadays kek

No. 1681708

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Why did I just overhear my dad say he still gets erections, he's 65 how and why is he getting erections

No. 1681719

test

No. 1681720

>>1681719
Hmmm. For some reason I thought that now you could copy a post with spoilers in it, and it would copy the parts that make it a spoiler. Seems I was wrong.

No. 1681721

>>1681473
neckbeard at streamy awards? not surprised

No. 1681724

>>1681683
I recently became interested in Shayna; she is so fascinating to me. I've been reading her threads and the older milk on /shay/ and it's great. I now understand why she's notorious here.

No. 1681725

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No. 1681730

>>1681459
hello fellow vinnyfag it is indeed weird, the thing is they've been friends for what? 7 years? and he didn't use to bring him up this many times, wat is going on??!

No. 1681740

>>1681708
Who was he talking to?

No. 1681750

New thread: >>>/ot/1681748

No. 1681810

>>1680829
Reduce your grease/butter intake the first few weeks, and increase fiber with broccoli, spinach, and other leafy greens to make the poops bigger and more "formed" rather than the slippery long poops common in keto dieters. You should also reduce your coffee intake too, because the caffeine will force you to pooop. Also, reduce or quit eating sugar alcohols (expecially xylitol) as they can cause bloaty diahreea. If all else fails, brew 1 teabag of green tea and 1 teabag of peppermint tea in the same cup and drink it black (no milk no cream no sweeteners)

No. 1681865

>>1681730
wheneevr the hypnospace game playthrough happened that is when I first hear Vinny say,"You guys have meme'd me into being friends with Jerma".
So I don't think they've been offical friends for 7 years.Maybe they talk more, sometimes Vinny talks about Jerma like he has a crush. Jerma also says he plans on being on youtube more and more chill streams, he's really into whatever dumb buiness he has with that fucking popular asshole Ludwig.Jerma seems obessed with him.

No. 1682024

>>1681865
finally youtube jerma is coming back. glad to see it
>Vinny talks about Jerma like he has a crush
>Jerma seems obessed with him.
all 3 of them are in a homoerotic relationship kek (pls don't let this become a fanfiction on ao3)
>he's really into whatever dumb buiness he has with that fucking popular asshole Ludwig
what exactly? also why with ludwig out of all people, he's so insufferable



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