Holy shit did I fall down a rabbit hole to get here boys. Lemme regale you with some info on Miranda You won't find anywhere else.
So I moved to Northern Ontario in early 2004. I first met Miranda when we were both in the last few months of 8th grade. Miranda grew up in a very, very small town called Markstay, Ontario. At the time she was just getting into the whole punk thing.
She had a huge crush on this other punk country kid named johnny. She would hang out with this other weird chick that I can't recall the name of who claimed her dad was a satanist.
I ran into her again in 2005 when I switched high schools. Miranda had continued the punk thing but got more into it (crust punk) And was attending Sudbury secondary(an arts focused highschool in Sudbury.)
During high school She gained the nickname the Flea. People use to rip on her for being a crust punk cause grubby and dirty. She once told me she wanted to peg a guy.
One time Me, her and this guy named Derek got fucking sloshed. I was making out with Derek until he got sick from drinking too much and passed out in the bathroom. Me and Miranda were still ready to go so we kept drinking and eventually fucked. She pissed in the sink because Derek was in the bathroom and I watched her fuck herself with a beer bottle.
We were both kinda panicking the next day Because neither of us could remember if we used a condom (thank god we did) A week later she accused me of raping Derek Despite the fact we only made out and the dude is built like lurch from the Addams family.
I got curious about what she was up to these days, last checked in in like 2012 because she moved to Japan and became a youtuber which was really wild for someone from here and just stumbled into finding out she became a Muslim (did not see that coming from crust punk, with gay best friend Miranda)
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