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No. 1809482

previous thread: >>>/ot/1803280
let's get retarded HAH

No. 1809486

I don’t know what the fuck happened it’s not letting me delete the other one sorry I’m downs

No. 1809490

omg my edit i am famous now

No. 1809491

>>1809488
They don’t go there to “become” coombait, but a lot of women do go to the gym to sexually signal or find a date instead of actually exercise kek

No. 1809497

Why can't I post an image

No. 1809498

>>1809486
i find it hilarious our threads were made barely 5 seconds apart

>>1809488

there are pickmes who go there to become coombait, yes, but there's also women who want to become healthier, stronger. you suffer from serious NLOG disease. it's crippling you

No. 1809502

>>1809490
yes ♥

No. 1809507

Should I go get a bag of chips yes or no

No. 1809508

>>1809502
i still want to peg nathan
>>1809497
dumbass shit moment

No. 1809514

>>1809506
>you're straight
i could already tell kek. you have a very serious insecurity problem. it's really obvious you see other straight women as competition so badly you just hate us all. you're part of the problem. i wonder how many women walk past me on a given day with such extreme mental illness and hate me so hard in their head while i'm just minding my business.

No. 1809520

>>1809490
Puts mic near your face Ms Nonette, now that people started using your edit as a threadpic, you've become famous, so what are you planning to do with that fame? Lose your control and go out to pasture, like a cow? Are you planning to make more contributions to the thread? Make more edits, perhaps? Tell us everything!

No. 1809522

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May this thread be dumber than the previous one

No. 1809525

>>1809488
Nta but this reminds me of this girl that my friend knows who used to butt exercises all the time but her butt never grew to the size she wanted to so she got a bbl lol. It's not noticeable because her legs do match her butt.

No. 1809526

Okay I ate meat for the first time in a year and a half, god it tastes GROSS but gotta get those gains!

No. 1809527

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I'm making chocolate chip cookies and I got birthday weed from a friend. Life is good, nonnies.

No. 1809531

>>1809507
Make sure it's nacho flavored, or cool ranch, or sour cream

No. 1809534

>>1809523
>compete for what? moid attention? why would i want that kek
>hahahaha no i don't care at all! not at all!!!
>i just walk around seething about other women all day every day
you reek of self hatred and denial

No. 1809536

>>1809520
kek i would love to offer my incredible skills for our future threads and i will be forever grateful for the opportunity i was given, i will also not forget the nonas we've lost and i will pray for every future infight to end up with a hug, the message i want to express with my works is a message of union and peace, and i hope that it will be able to bring positivity and wisdom to the eyes of anyone who comes across it, thank you for your attention

No. 1809542

miss "all other women want to be sex dolls but NOT ME I AM DIFFERENT" needs a hug desperately but she'd probably accuse a woman giving her a hug of trying to get male attention somehow

No. 1809546

You guys wanna see something swaggy?

No. 1809548

File: 1702415428121.jpeg (15.87 KB, 327x440, doesnt know how to sit.jpeg)

My dog sits like this, I thought it was just a puppy thing he'd grow out of, but no, he still sits like this.

No. 1809550

>>1809490
I love this thread pic so much.

No. 1809552

>>1809546
this question is scaring me and i'd rather not answer it

No. 1809553

>>1809548
Your dog is a Brian Griffin wannabe

No. 1809554

>>1809548
what a refined gentleman

No. 1809555

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>>1809548
I'm howling

No. 1809558

My mom mentioned that her side of the family is part jewish the other day which I had no idea about (I think she had one jewish grandma and the rest of the family were anglo). But I'm going to keep this information from my sister because there's no way she won't immediately become extremely annoying about it. She is an identity collector and currently obsessed with Israel/Palestine discourse and I'm cringing in advance over the thought of her voicing her opinions on the subject as a (1/8) 'jewish person'.

No. 1809559

>>1809552
Fine, I'll keep my swag to myself. I should've known you guys were geeks.

No. 1809564

>>1809527
happy for u nonna

No. 1809568

>>1809558
she'd put it in all her SM bios instantly kek

No. 1809570

Some senior ESL/Chinese lady was having a hard time using the ticket system for the train, so I just bought her a day pass and she gave me a $20 bill and I was like 'don't worry' and at one point she pretended to drop it and laughed when I picked it up and wouldn't take it back. What a life lol (she was chinese I know because she said Xiexie)

No. 1809573

>>1809559
I WANNA SEE

No. 1809578

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>>1809573
Spoilered so the swag doesn't blind you.

No. 1809579

>>1809578
Looks like some of the "stay in school!" Garfield posters that were on the walls during elementary. It's nostalgic, thanks anon.

No. 1809581

>>1809570
Aw, she was definitely really thankful. Thank you for being so awesome and helping her out, nonnie. Hope you have the best day ever.

No. 1809582

>>1809570
I had a similar experience once. I was boarding a bus and a chinese lady behind me had no credit in her card so I let her use mine. She wanted to give me a dollar but I declined so she threw it at me.

No. 1809584

>>1809570
>>1809582
Kek that's so cute, you're both very kind.

No. 1809602

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>>1809578
i raise you this

No. 1809604

>>1809583
you're insane, where did you get the idea from my posts that i think being a woman revolves around men? every day i do my own thing and pay men no mind
>inb4 no reply because all your arguments are dogshit

No. 1809605

>>1809602
soujaboy tell em

No. 1809606

>>1809583
samefag but you actually seem obsessed with men, i think you love men more than the average straight woman… your lesbian friends likely talk about you behind your back because you're weird, and i don't blame them at all

No. 1809609

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Should I shave my eyebrows this way?

No. 1809610

>>1809605
NOW WATCH ME CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY

No. 1809612

How fast do you think I can eat my buffalo wings I wanna prove you wrong

No. 1809613

>>1809609
no I did that once it was a mistake

No. 1809614

>>1809609
I did this an nobody noticed. So sure, go ahead, its probably more subtle than you expect

No. 1809615

>>1809609
you can’t you’ll look like an enby

No. 1809616

>>1809612
maybe about 45 seconds per wing if you're really getting the meat off and not just taking one bite

No. 1809618

>>1809614
yeah it just makes you look like you have deficient eyebrows not stylized eyebrows

No. 1809619

I wonder how many recent mass killers got clowned on by their brothers on 4chan before flipping the switch

No. 1809620

>>1809612
How many wings do you have?

No. 1809621

>>1809616
these are boneless so altogether the chewing time is about 45 lol i’d take wayyy longer if they were bone in, you we’re right on the nose kek

No. 1809622

>>1809620
10, usually i can eat them all within like 15 minutes? I wanna see if I can kobayashi this shit

No. 1809624

Is it cringe or based to use bastardized German in the story I'm working on?

No. 1809629

>>1809624
What's the context?

No. 1809630

>>1809622
Ok, if you get all the meat off the bone in one bite (about 2 secs) and then chew as little and as quickly as you can (about 5 seconds) that's like 70 seconds, so like, a minute and 10 seconds.

No. 1809632

>>1809624
Cringe. I speak German and it looks goofy.

No. 1809634

>>1809629
it's grimms fairytales inspired. i want to keep the german vibe but i'm making up all my own shit and i don't know a lick of german, it's just me and DeepL here

No. 1809640

>>1809634
I think I'd stick to German names to be honest. But I'm no writer so take with a grain of salt I guess.

No. 1809642

>>1809624
I think if at's the level of giving cringey meaningful names, it's still cringe but it'll only really be apparent to German speakers. If characters go "YAAAA, DAS IST WUNDERBAR", that's peak cringe.

No. 1809648

>>1809641
Ah man who gives a fuck

No. 1809653

>>1809630
Ok update it ended up taking me 2 mins and 35 seconds because there was a big ass tendon and I choked on it KEKK. I’ll try to do it faster next time so I can make you proud bonnie

No. 1809657

>>1809651
squid games for men?

No. 1809658

I wish lobotomy was legal, we should do it en masse on cute hunks.

No. 1809659

>>1809657
Except instead of several million dollars for the last man standing, it's a free castration.

No. 1809661

>>1809658
Why don’t we just open a bunker hospital where we persuade men to come “join us for a drink” and once the roofie kicks in they go into surgery

No. 1809665

>>1809661
men are so dumb and easy to kill, they really don't know how thankful they should be that women aren't prone to violence

No. 1809668

>>1809651
>>1809641
i never said in any of my posts you're jealous of women, L2read, maybe that's a freudian slip on your part. you come off very "sour grapes". you said you're straight, so you're attracted to men.
>Pickmes like you always think other women are like you and want to steal yo man
i'm not worried about anyone "stealing my man" lol you're very unaware of the mind of a person secure in themselves. you're pathetic, bitter, and miserable

No. 1809669

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>>1809665
>Men are so easy to kill
If a woman successfully cut off her husband's dick in his sleep, it becomes clear that the key to murking a moid is just waiting for the right moment. No fighting, just patience and maybe some drugs on the side. IN MINECRAFT OF COURSE.

No. 1809670

I had a dream I lived in this huge and tall apartment building that had nothing but those Japanese style 1ldk rooms, the rent was $600 a month and it only allowed women as tennants. I am so fucking pissed that it doesn't exist.

No. 1809672

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>>1809667 petsmart has this catnip pickle my cat who’s picky about toys LOVES if you ever feel the need to gamble again!!! It’s also… just very cute.

No. 1809681

>>1809679 closed their eyes and drew a pickle like shape in the design phase and said “good enough” ig

No. 1809683

>>1809679
Nta but tbh it does look like a baby dill pickle with part of the stem still on it.

No. 1809684

>>1809667
I bought my cats one of those flipping fish toys a while back and they were afraid of it, they'll only play with it when it's turned off kek

No. 1809685

>>1809665
Imagine how many men we could kill if one or two of us lured and the rest of us just hacked him to pieces. The highest recorded death tolls would be dethroned

No. 1809707

i used to think BM meant buffalo meat, not blueberry muffin

No. 1809711

my cat is so cute I love him so much… I've been trying to find new ways to play with him since he's mostly disinterested in toys and he went crazy for this

No. 1809719

>>1809675
i never mentioned jealousy in my posts, just said some women hate other women no matter what, they want to hate women and will nitpick and find things to hate i.e. you

No. 1809720

>>1809661
Nonna you're a genius.

>>1809664

I just want them to be the good kind of retarded.

No. 1809721

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I love the idea of Gag City and I would love to live in a clean, idolized feminine world. If I had the money, I would get a spot on a coast and build from scratch. I could be a great city planner

No. 1809724

>>1809721
I really want to live in a world where everything has to be pastel pink

No. 1809729

>>1809721
If I ever become a billionaire or marry a billionaire, I will build a pink utopia.

No. 1809735

>>1809721
Where would it be geocraphuclly? Would it be more West or East coast

No. 1809736

I think this girl I met through a lolcow discord server was spreading crazy rumors about me and maybe was catfishing as me? I'm not too sure, but she would ask me weird personal questions and be generally creepy and I only connected the dots on that later on. It kind of sucks because I honestly considered her to be a friend and felt protective of her, only to find out that she thought I was lying about everything I shared about myself. Damned if you're honest, damned if you lie with lolcor ladies

No. 1809743

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“Small subculture.” She’s so pretentious. Shut up, it’s fucking big. “~small subculture~”.

No. 1809744

>>1809736
I sent a selfie to a girl I met through the lolcow server because I was scared I looked like a man and needed an unbiased opinion on my bobblehead KEK

No. 1809747

>>1809744
kek I'm sure you're fine. Think I was just exceptionally unlucky with meeting the craziest user on here. Did you get the feedback? Hope she didn't confirm the bobblehead fears

No. 1809755

>>1809526
just get some powder

No. 1809756

GIRUGAMESH

No. 1809758

>>1809578
wish this was higher quality

No. 1809759

>>1809747
I did kek she was so sweet too. I hope she’s having an amazing day

No. 1809762

>>1809658
why? so you can wipe his ass for him? gross

No. 1809763

>>1809488
i work out and want a fat muscular ass and strong arms for myself. why is it assumed that women want to be hot for a moid? i want to look at myself and think i'm hot. imagine not wanting to be hot for yourself. i'm a smaller chick and having muscle feels nice.

>>1809514 you talk like a tranny

No. 1809765

>>1809759
aw I'm glad

No. 1809770

>>1809762
There's sort of botched half lobotomies were the patient/victim retains all of their functions but they lose a lot of emotional connection, jsyk

No. 1809773

>>1809769
this really feels like you get your gym opinions from tiktok and instagram where women make money off moids oogling their gym trips. most women i talk to who work out do it purely for themselves.

No. 1809774

>>1809770
i think that happened to me

No. 1809779

>>1809756
I LOVE ANIME

No. 1809781

>>1809774
Who attempted to lobotomize you?!

No. 1809782

Can i practice my lebotomoy skills on one of your nigel’s

No. 1809784

>>1809782
Yeah idk if he would be a good test subject though because I don't think you'd notice much of a difference either way

No. 1809785

>>1809670
Damn they do look nice, much nicer than my apartment. Sucks living in the 21st century with shitty ugly apartments

No. 1809793

>>1809762
No, so I can train him to be my free butler/bodyguard more easily. You wouldn't get it

No. 1809797

God the last thread filled up quick. I left the tab open for a few hours and went to reply and it had hit maximum posts!! I guess we have so much dumbass shit to share

No. 1809799

Not surprised Big Mouth was greenlit

No. 1809801

>>1809759
That’s very sweet anon!! Did you speak to her on discord or something

No. 1809802

>>1809721
looks boring

No. 1809804

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>>1809735
I was leaning towards East Coast America, unless someone has a better placement option

No. 1809806

>>1809781
can't remember

No. 1809807

>>1809801
Yep! I just messaged her directly instead of in the channel, she was cool

No. 1809809

>>1809806
Checks out

No. 1809810

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>>1809746
my cat loves the heater

No. 1809816

>>1809707
bowel movement??

No. 1809817

>>1809799
This reminds me, a lot of the weird low budget AI-written shit Netflix releases lately has some seriously weird pedophile undertones. This one cop-comedy movie had the most bizarre scene of a little girl dressed in very skimpy clothes doing a sexy dance for a fat police officer and then walking away. That was the joke, I guess? I turned it off after that because wtf

No. 1809828

>>1809821
> america is just japan 2
Kek that is so not true

No. 1809834

>>1809831
Japans media is basically just that though. Barely anything else. American and Japan aren’t the same at all

No. 1809840

>>1809743
she's not wrong tbh

No. 1809841

>>1809834
Have you considered consuming something japanese that is not of pedophilic nature? I promise they're sometimes capable of it

No. 1809852

>>1809736
are you tinkerchan?

No. 1809855

>>1809852
I've never heard of tinkerchan, mind filling me in? I took a long ass break from imageboards after what happened to me so I probably missed out on a lot

No. 1809859

>>1809855
>>>/snow/1940918
nevermind you don't sound the same. i jumped too quickly when i saw "discord" kek

No. 1809860

>>1809817
I wanna sue netflix for exposing me to big mouth

No. 1809861

>>1809859
Devastated that this isn't the cool robot building anon I had in mind when you called her tinkerchan

No. 1809864

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>>1809736
>lolcoe discord server
ugh, I had to abandon those things because they always allow moids. I'm pretty sure I ranted about this before but fuck it, I'll do it again. Lolcow-based discord servers are always so retarded because the users in charge of the servers always allow obviously horny and degenerate moids to be there just to make fun of them, even though the moids are there because getting bullied by women is their fetish. Yet the female users there either don't care, or are too stupid to realize they're actually the ones being used by 4chan scrotes.

No. 1809866

>>1809864
I remember there was a server linked directly to this website but I dont know what ever happened to it

No. 1809867

>>1809864
Man even when you try to keep them out or they advertise it as female only, you'll have an insane pickme admin who lets in stealth trannies and then handmaidens for them

No. 1809868

>>1809831
The Loud House, to this day, will always be the most anime western cartoon to me.
>Things are crowded in the Loud household, with 11 children – 10 girls and one boy – causing craziness in the house. As the only boy, 11-year-old Lincoln is in the middle of all of the chaos.
Like, if this shit was made in Japan you just fucking know it'd be your generic harem incest anime.

No. 1809874

>>1809868
The creator of the Loud House made mother-son furry incest comics too, so yeah America and Japan really are brothers from another mother.

No. 1809895

>>1809886
Notice how even when the moid transforms into a "girl", his hands are still bigger in proportion to his own body than the real girl's hands to her body? Even in this cartoon, it doesn't deny the rule of thumb about clocking trannies based on their hand proportion.

No. 1809898

>>1809897
Issa joke

No. 1809901

this song brings me so many happy thoughts and memories, growing up in the 2000s. I miss the person I sued to be. Bright, peaceful, optimistic, I just can't get myself to that state anymore

No. 1809908

Restless leg syndrome isn’t fucking real

No. 1809911

>>1809908
Explain why I can't keep my legs still in bed after slamming three benadryls then?

No. 1809913

>>1809908
My restless leg is restlessly kicking you in the face

No. 1809914

>>1809911
Cause you’re anxious or high

No. 1809970

>>1809864
What's the appeal of a discord server anyway, i like the slow posts here, they are good for my old and slow brain and no one is rushing me to reply

No. 1809973

>>1809970
They're good for shooting the shit with friends but they're horrible for long-form discussion

No. 1809976

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I'm not weird for finding this weird, right? It sounds like some shit a predator would say kek

No. 1809979

>>1809976
Ok 1) are you reading porn? what is this?? wher did you encounter this 2) yes its literally a pedo phantasy

No. 1809981

>>1809976
>God, you can't remember the last time you actually ate a candy since you are not a child anymore
adults not allowed to eat candy

No. 1809982

>>1809980
Your husbando sister wives sound concerning

No. 1809983

>>1809979
I should've clarified, I was looking in my husbando's tag on tumblr. Sorry anon. Why are you spelling like that though?
>>1809982
It's one of those things where they tag a bunch of characters at the end, so I don't consider whoever wrote that to be a sisterwife of mine.

No. 1809984

>>1809976
eww nonna i am so sorry your husbando got dragged into whatever tf this is

No. 1809985

>>1809976
maledom is a disease i wish i could eradicate

No. 1809989

>>1809985
true maledom is when they ride a strap-on with no shame sorry i know i will die alone

No. 1809992

all eyes on me in the center of the room just like im your husbandooo

No. 1809994


No. 1809995

>>1809983
What is a husbando. Is that just like yaoi pornstars?

No. 1809997

>>1809989
Why would a man ride a strap on dont they get fucked from behind

No. 1809998

>>1809995
Where the fuck did you come from

No. 1809999

>>1809997
well yes but i have no energy to do all that work, so… you know

No. 1810000

>>1809995
nobody tell her
>>1809997
riding means he's doing most of the work and has to put on a show to look appealing

No. 1810003

>>1809998
I've been here for a long time but I've never asked can someone jist tell me

No. 1810004

in dire need of a cute otome with cute husbandos, but they all suck

No. 1810005

why would any of you want to stimulate a mans prostate

No. 1810006

>>1810003
You've been here for a long time but have never worked it out just from observing???? Hmm….. I'm onto you.

No. 1810007

>>1810006
Because I'm actually retarded, can you just tell me

No. 1810009

>>1810005
it's not my fault?? Fuck or be fucked

No. 1810010

Urban dictionary should show you synonyms. They are very behind for a dictionary.

No. 1810012

>>1809995
yes that's literally it, you're not as retarded as you think nonny

No. 1810013

>>1810005
A nona on lolcow once repeated the words her grandma told her. "A man who likes dick in his butt is not right in the head". I feel like they're both right.

No. 1810016

>>1810007
I mustn't, you have to lurk and see. Or like, use google.
>>1810012
Don't lie to her.

No. 1810017

>>1810005
nta but i like the idea of it in fiction, even rimming.

No. 1810018

>>1810013
okay so i can't have him riding me i just have to force myself into him.

No. 1810020

>>1810017
we are not the same

No. 1810021

what is yaoi for because i know it cant possibly be turning anyone on

No. 1810022

>>1810021
turning women on

No. 1810025

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I just realized that Trader Joes uses different names for their cultural foods.

No. 1810026

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No. 1810027

>>1810021
every yaoi panel you see is part of the schematics for the next destructive weapon, that's why there is this cult of fujoshis that tries to collect it all and decipher it

No. 1810028

>>1810025
>>1810026
kek this is like a racist parody you would see in a comedy sketch

No. 1810029

>>1810027
its like the opposite of pizzagate

No. 1810030

>>1810027
are you supposed to decipher yaoi? i just paint on it, isnt it a color book?

No. 1810031

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>>1810026
Last one, I won't spam I promise. I swear I've never noticed this before. Why not something more stereotypically French like Pierre or something?

No. 1810032

omegle was a scary ass website. I can't believe I was given access to it at such a young age. I hope it stays gone forever

No. 1810035

>>1810032
i liked the creative ones that were screamers

No. 1810037


No. 1810044

>>1810032
I liked the wheres Waldo guy though, he was fun. I appreciated the commitment he had

No. 1810046

i cant believe we are two weeks away from christmas wtf. I am going to order a starbucks frapuccino and roll in my gacha game lol probably also buy kfc

No. 1810055

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I can't help but giggle at that stupid remark. It's so childish.

No. 1810056

>>1810055
i miss messenger live so much i hate that tranny app and how everyone uses it so i am forced to use it too

No. 1810058

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>>1810055
….how does that even work? How would discord accurately detect every single instance where someone "misgenders" or "deadnames" a tranny? Do they mean that discord will ban your account if you get reported for "hate"? Well that's stupid, but I haven't used discord in a while so nothing of value would be lost.

No. 1810059

>>1810055
Yeah I am gonna keep spewing my hate everywhere actually

No. 1810061

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>>1810055
>mfw i put my pronouns in discord as stacy/thunderclit and i can get any moid i dislike banned if they dont adress me as so

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No. 1810064

hot cross buns

No. 1810065

>>1810055
But calling women karens, bitches, sluts, cunts, and whores is just fine. They ban transphobia only because it hurts men’s feelings.

No. 1810069

>>1809736
I had a friend who did those exact things except she never escalated to spreading rumors, she just kept the tinfoils to herself, she would drop hints that I didn’t pick up on until way later when she was less cryptic and made targeted messages towards me and some other friends she did the same to. I think she just had schizo moments but I can see where she did somehow get some little things about me right kek and that probably fueled her to believe the more out there stuff she thought about us. It was so painfully clear to be her projecting onto other people and she was seething about seeing herself in others and it just kept slowly bubbling up until she called us all out. She tried to shame people for behaviors (that not all of them even did) meanwhile she did the same things 10x more and even still does along with other things she does now that if she saw anyone else do she’d be offended and vague post about. It’s such middle and high school behavior some people just don’t grow out of. Sorry for the long blogpost kek I need to get it all out.
>>1810055
Thank God there’s no more transphobes to make the pedophile gathering app feel unsafe. We did it Discord!
>>1810058
From manual reports which aren’t reviewed by any real people, Discord staff is all troon furries anyways so that wouldn’t matter. You can get banned just for saying a no no word in a private server where no one is offended or for joking that you’re underaged and then you have to prove your age by sending Discord your ID. If a whole server is reported for something you will get banned just for being in it even if you didn’t participate. But Discord doesn’t want to do anything about the issues of grooming and pedos on the app.

No. 1810075

The gums behind my teeth are so swollen do I have gingivities you decide

No. 1810079

>>1810075
Do you still have your wisdom teeth?

No. 1810086

>Ariana Grande looks like Spongebob
>Ariana Grande looks like Marylin Monroe
So Marylin Monroe looks like spongebob, correct?

No. 1810087

>>1810086
whos ariana grande wtf at least i know spongebob

No. 1810089

>>1810079
yes I do but it’s the gums behind my two front teeth that are the worst right now

No. 1810090

>>1810086
That one nonnie trying to say florence looks like marilyn. May as well be spitting on her grave

No. 1810091

>>1810090
who is florence, who are these people wtfff

No. 1810092

>>1810086
wait who tf is marilyn monroe

No. 1810094

>>1810087
>>1810091
>>1810092
1900s nonnie awakens from her coma

No. 1810095

>>1810055
>CP and underage "dating servers"
>discord sleep
>a heckin transgenderino gets miss-a-gendered
>banning sprees and news articles
lol

No. 1810096

>>1810091
No idea but she ugly and some farmer is in love with her

No. 1810099

>>1810094
I don't know who she is either and I'm not a Victorian

No. 1810101

i havent watched a single movie with 3DPD actors made after 2016

No. 1810102

>>1810099
which she, there's 3 different people she doesn't know. not even marilyn?

No. 1810107

File: 1702438710030.jpg (289.44 KB, 989x1222, will-poulter-florence-pugh-ibi…)

>>1810091
Florence Pugh

No. 1810108

>>1810107
is she a model singer or actress? she's cute

No. 1810109

>>1810102
i am not the marilyn anon but i dont know the other girls lol i havent watched tv since forever and i only watch japanese tokusatsu shows and some animated movies so i dont know about modern famous people

No. 1810110

Nobody tell anon who Marilyn Monroe is I want her to think it's a modern celeb kek

No. 1810111

>>1810109
Do I need to watch anything before watching Kamen rider black?

No. 1810113

>>1810110
i know who marilyn monroe is lol

No. 1810115

>>1810107
i think i know her from some asmr video of british "food"? Can't remember

No. 1810116

>>1810111
no, you can pick up kamen rider from whatever series you like since they are all auto-conclusive.

No. 1810119

File: 1702439546879.jpg (32.12 KB, 500x375, bunny.jpg)

Sometimes I make an sort of snort noise (kind of like how it would sound of you were sucking down mucus in your throat) from inhaling weird and it's so embarrassing and I feel so bad every time I do it around someone, but it's completely involuntary. Even I don't know whden it's going to happen.

No. 1810120

i have to trim my bangs every 2 weeks what the hell

No. 1810121

>>1810111
They're pretty stand alone series, so you'll be fine. I really love Kamen rider kiva best, and OOOs. Enjoy.

No. 1810122

i have a really big test tomorrow will you pleaz think good thoughts for me nonnas

No. 1810124

>>1810107
She does look like Marilyn Monroe

No. 1810126

File: 1702439807100.gif (2.28 MB, 498x360, tenchi-muyo-anime.gif)

>>1810122
Ofc, nona! You got this.

No. 1810129

File: 1702439819421.jpeg (81.12 KB, 740x745, 71428_1_m.jpeg)

I dont really think anyone is comparable to Marilyn

No. 1810130

>>1810122
i will nona, good luck ♡

No. 1810131

I fucking love watching nail transformation videos where you can see people go from absolutely wrecked nail beds to beautiful healthy nails. I'm currently doing nail rehab on myself.

No. 1810137

File: 1702440434135.png (413.49 KB, 750x750, 55432t5t.png)

i need a good substitute to cocaine
i can't drink coffee and energy drinks and they don't even energize me i'm not a drug user

No. 1810138

File: 1702440529895.jpg (31.25 KB, 408x408, tumblr_91ddbee5a432e6860fb8acc…)

Laura Gemser

No. 1810139

>>1810137
Try meth

No. 1810141

>>1810139
it's a drug!!!!

No. 1810144

>>1810141
you needed a substitute for cocaine

No. 1810145

>>1810122
nothing but the best for you

No. 1810147

>>1810144
It must not be a drug and it must be something i can buy with no issues

No. 1810148


No. 1810149

>>1810137
caffeine pills, adderall, spicy food, cigarettes

No. 1810151

>>1810149
screw cigarettes!!
I'll try the rest and sugar, idk about adderall

No. 1810155


No. 1810161

i hate western cartoon artstyles being so ugly, i need somethig less moebloby but i already watched venture bros a trillion times

No. 1810162

File: 1702441751776.jpg (206.4 KB, 664x607, Screenshot_20231127-201924_Goo…)

>>1810137
Videogames and yaoi

No. 1810165

>>1810162
he looks too old i dont like old man yaoi

No. 1810166

File: 1702441901856.png (9.82 KB, 228x145, 6.png)

>>1810162
i don't want an addiction i just need to stay awake and be energized…

No. 1810167

>>1810166
have you tried excercising?

No. 1810168

>>1810167
if i exercise right now i will explode, i'm trying to fix my schedule and get some stuff done, didn't sleep yesterday or today yet

No. 1810169

I hate ordering things online because if i dont wake up to open the door they just leave with my fucking package. I wish we had the ''throw package from a running truck into doorstep'' system too

No. 1810170

>>1810166
I used to be so addicted to Death Stranding I would play it in my head to go to sleep and I liked the ways you could torture and embarrass virtual Norman Reedus

No. 1810171

>>1810165
Who looks old? The doctor? Nah, he wasn't a suggestion, I just thought it was funny "lonely ass"

No. 1810172

>>1810167
ntayrt, but the only time I feel the urge to exercise is 12 am-4 am but there are no gyms around me open at that time

No. 1810175

whenever i am sad i watch this kek i find it so funny zoomies are cancelling eachother for dating while underage

No. 1810179

>>1810170
what a creep…..jk its fine

No. 1810203


No. 1810219

>>1810137
kratom

No. 1810221

https://youtube.com/shorts/N5v_exjHVVQ?si=tV5xYBpjVzyEYNHy

This lame ass creepy shit. I will always side eye women who think it's cute to do this type of stuff online. It's like you're an adult, you should know better

No. 1810222

Apologies

No. 1810225

>>1810222
>comments disabled
gee I wonder why

No. 1810240

File: 1702448037298.png (449.72 KB, 547x720, 43.png)

stacy wojak

No. 1810243

>>1810222
These women are always so obsessed with showing off their dead eyed, mushy jawed loser husbands.

No. 1810245

>>1810222
why do short women insist on always being at dick sucking height

No. 1810246

File: 1702448802454.jpg (57.61 KB, 735x864, aeb3e5ffa22987d66eecb7082f71f1…)

>>1810245
That's exactly why I said I thought massive height difference were weird as shit, but noooooo, all the seething anons had to dogpile because I was being "too mean". Well guess what, faggots? I'm still right.

No. 1810251

>>1810170
holy based…

No. 1810252

I love playing with my zippo. I ironically don't smoke, I just love how zippos look

No. 1810256

>>1810245
It's not like they can choose their height, pervert.

No. 1810261

>>1810245
they can't change their height, that woman is just weird

No. 1810291

File: 1702456368966.jpg (34.79 KB, 564x564, 1660123457941.jpg)

>>1809908
Disagree, I have it appear like once every few years, usually when watching a movie and it's so fucking annoying. I'm not an anxious person I just get this insane need to stretch out my legs for a couple of hours and then it stops.

No. 1810294

File: 1702456939916.jpg (33.9 KB, 750x335, Lab-Grow-Diamonds-vs-Natural-D…)

So what's the deal on the beef between lab-grown and natural diamonds? Apparently lab diamonds have no resale value?
Damn is the child slave labour really that necessary?

No. 1810295

>>1810246
>>1810256
>>1810261
no one can choose their height but they can always be less cringe

No. 1810325

>>1810245
I’m a short woman and this is why I’d prefer a manlet tbh

No. 1810353

>>1810222
What is so attractive about a scrote being divorced. There’s a reason as to why and it’s almost always because of him.

No. 1810355

>>1810294
Diamonds are NFTs and man-made diamonds are when people take a screenshot or right click the NFT. The moids chimp out when the arbitrary value they made up for a thing suddenly gets challenged

No. 1810356

File: 1702467215442.jpeg (91.61 KB, 625x937, IMG_9057.jpeg)

>>1810170
nona have you seen what he looked like when he was younger

No. 1810361

I don't think I will ever sleep with a guy. I've tried before and it grossed me out. I thought that this would taint and change me forever if I went through with it so I chickened out. It is okay if I read fanfiction about my favourite characters getting it on but in real life it is a big no no and I am just dry af. I have major intimacy issues I guess

No. 1810365

>>1810361
>taint and change me forever
Reminds me of the anon I was just reading about on /g/ that said her virginity became a part of her identity and losing it really upset her and she doesn't want to do it again for a long time. In a way I relate I wore the khhv badge of honor and resented normalfags but not out of fear I was femcel

No. 1810370

>>1809901
Air was always my favourite out of Kyoani/Key shows. I wish they'd remake it with better modern animation.
>I miss the person I sued to be. Bright, peaceful, optimistic
You'll get there

No. 1810372

File: 1702468699069.jpeg (354.61 KB, 1200x1800, FxTW2DLacAETI89.jpeg)

What's the point of spending thousands of dollars on those fancy espresso machines when you take like 10 minutes to make a single cup of coffee kek. I mean it's his money of course but I would've spent it so much better… like on that Leon bust

No. 1810373

>>1810372
You need espresso machines to make espresso, dunno why anyone would need a thousand dollars one tho.

No. 1810374

File: 1702469537911.jpg (386.18 KB, 1920x1600, 7.2rvtimyt.jpg)

>>1810137
Switch to speed. Much safer, lasts longer and cheaper. Remember to always use a testing kit though.

No. 1810388

File: 1702471207174.jpg (Spoiler Image,96.15 KB, 850x879, sample_c10eb2a3edbf2c1431a8b1f…)

I like these images now you have to endure them too!

No. 1810389

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No. 1810392

>>1810374
Male hands

No. 1810393

>>1810388
Hell yeah, straight demon boy content

No. 1810394

>>1810246
You deserved to be dogpiled.

No. 1810396

>>1810356
Yes! There was a walking dead fan that bit him, she’s my queen.

No. 1810400

>>1809976
This sounds like an autistic moid wrote this kek, who tf stops eating candy just because they're adult. Also who thinks sucking dick directly after having a relaxing dinner is fun other than the moid on the receiving end?

No. 1810403

>>1810355
This is the greatest description I've ever heard of this. Can't wait to use it irl.

No. 1810424

File: 1702474212591.jpg (478.62 KB, 697x1024, 994c1242be3c086b94189d02e970e6…)

i'm so sad nonas, i will teleport to another continent tomorrow and i couldn't share all the things i wanted, having a wlwlesbianyuri illustrations thread was one of my dreams, i wanted to share 2d guys blushing too, glove yaoi, talk about silly stuff and hearing all about your adventures and thoughts and many other things but i will not be able to spend much time here anymore and i will miss you all
also what the fuck is picrel

No. 1810426

Ah fuck, girls, I'm fucking it up again. My company gave me a paid day off so I could attend online seminars all day and I'm only listening to the speakers in the background while I scroll. I'm passing the simple quizzes they give at the end, but I'm supposed to actually be learning, not paying fuck all attention.

No. 1810429

>>1810222
is she a midget?

No. 1810438

>>1810424
America wishes he looked like that

No. 1810440

>>1810438
Is that actually Hetalia fanart or are u pulling my leg anon

No. 1810441

I kind of want to learn 3D animation just to create porn that is catered to women and create male 3D models that actually look good.

No. 1810442

>>1810440
I thought so on the first glance but now that I see the eyebrow, is it supposed to be Sanji from One Piece? kek

No. 1810443

>>1810438
Damn what did Alfred do to you!

No. 1810444

i might get tardbucks

No. 1810445

>>1810444
Congrats nonna! partyemoji confettiemoji

No. 1810446

File: 1702475409379.jpg (17.06 KB, 500x500, crayons.jpg)

>>1810445
i am finally useful for something

No. 1810467

>>1810440
Is Hetalia still a thing? I thought that was part of late 00s Homestuck Tumblr era

No. 1810494

I had no idea that tigers were the cows of the cat family until this video.

No. 1810504

File: 1702479198886.jpg (72.94 KB, 526x562, raf jumper.JPG)

sometimes when i wear my old cadets sweater and use the flashlight to walk to the fridge without turning on the big lights, i like to pretend im leon kennedy

No. 1810509

>>1810504
you're cute anon

No. 1810510

>>1810504
I love that.

No. 1810511


No. 1810512

>>1810442
I thought Sanji as well because of the eyebrow. America always wears his glasses too.

No. 1810518

>>1810365
>>1810361
i often wish i was still khv, the real thing is always so disappointing and i would ascend higher if i was never touched by a man.

No. 1810522

>>1810372
You can get a good espresso maker for like $150. And coffee and espresso are completely different.

No. 1810524

File: 1702480399075.gif (1.88 MB, 320x180, 1694961428304.gif)

i want to get better at writting/english nonnies, what are some good short books i can read?

No. 1810526

i shouldnt have told my friend i scam the delivery apps and eat for free, i though he was going to see me as a giga stacy destroyer of capital, but i think he sees me as female saul goodman now

No. 1810528

>>1810522
>And coffee and espresso are completely different.
Ok. But neither are worth thousands of dollars, that was my point

No. 1810529

Will my cat like his new toys? place your bets nonnies.

No. 1810534

>>1810526
The drivers get in trouble if you scam food apps. You mean like uber eats and stuff? you're a piece of shit if you do that. A lot of drivers often run into customers who say their food never arrived, etc, making the drivers lose their only tip.

No. 1810536

>>1810534
no anon, you have options to choose from, you can choose ''food never arrived'' or ''arrived incompletly'' the latter only hurts the companies since the food is sealed and the driver has no idea whats inside.

No. 1810539

File: 1702481319298.png (1.66 MB, 1280x840, 0FzahHT.png)

So Jezebel.com(the epitome of libfemism) shut down recently and it made me hopeful and(a bit fearful) for the coming age.

No. 1810540

I shit out a massively oversized baby for 20 hours in excrutiating pain and she grows up to have a boyfriend living in my house rent free and rolling loudly around in bed all night because he thinks his chest hurts and then she calls me a narc on a mongolian basket weaving forum lmfaoooo I'm taking them both out

No. 1810542

>>1810536
how would "food never arrived" not be on the driver?

No. 1810543

>>1810540
kekkkkk

No. 1810544

>>1810542
Read that again, dumbass.

No. 1810546

>>1810542
i said i dont choose that one, i choose the latter. How is the drivers fault if burger king forgets my onion(which has also happened for real before)

No. 1810547

>>1810542
Bitch you can't read congratulations let's shake hands on that

No. 1810548

>>1810536
I don't know if it's just where I live, but my orders arrived incomplete half the time and all I ever got was a $2 credit or something. I never got the chance to eat free. How do you do it?

No. 1810553

>>1810547
>>1810544
fuck you're right lmao, nevermind. at least I'm being on-topic for the thread.

No. 1810557

>>1810548
i dont use uber eats, its a regional app. Sometimes they give me a partial refund, but most times they give me a full refund. It depends. Burger king also forgets my onion rings or pepsi like half the time, fucking ass company that i am addicted to. I try not to do it all the time, i have 3 accounts and i switch between them and try to wait for at least 2 deliveries before i scam them.

No. 1810575

File: 1702482284002.png (295.94 KB, 400x595, IMG_3913.png)

Not a tif but this is a mood

No. 1810595

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No. 1810600

>>1810529
it will like one toy and nothing else

No. 1810603

Being insane and smarter than the average normie has forced me to admit that you loony bitches are my family. Sure, like the family in the hills have eyes but family nontheless

No. 1810606

>>1810540
Are you living in a third world country? I though hospitals gave pain meds to women before birth.

No. 1810610

>>1810548
I’ve gotten a free salmon hibachi meal for two for free cause one of the salmons was super undercooked, I didn’t even want the whole meal for free I just wanted to be compensated for the half raw salmon fillet kek. I have never had ubereats arrive that wasn’t fucked up on some way or literally not my order, so I’ve pretty much never paid for more than the tip on ubereats (and I removed the tip for the drivers who literally gave me someone else’s order, only time I didn’t remove the tip was for the undercooked salmon hibachi since that wasn’t the drivers fault).

No. 1810617

>>1810540
lmao, you are my favorite, nonnie

No. 1810619

>>1810606
Learn what sarcasm is.

No. 1810620

any anons who have ever been mean to me I hope you eat Burger King foot lettuce

No. 1810621

>>1810606
She’s referencing a post from the vent thread where a nona called her mom a bitch and a narcissist unjustifiably

No. 1810644

why the fuck do i only have freckles on my right tit

No. 1810660

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No. 1810661

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No. 1810676

Can't stop thinking about an anon who definitely thought they looked edgy and cool asf saying "eat the corn out of cow shit" as a snappy insult omg autists live in an entirely different world

No. 1810677

I hope the plane has wifi pray for me nonas!

No. 1810701

>>1810677
Omg that's gonna be me next week. I'll even pay. i cant fly 7 hours dry with no wifi. Praying hard, nonnie

No. 1810709

File: 1702487169353.jpg (262.79 KB, 1242x1243, 1686331479868.jpg)

>tfw you finally call out from your abusive job and you know the boss is seething
i was brought into a second meeting in a month asking me why i didnt stay OVERNIGHT when our auditor called out (im a supervisor, not a manager, so it was never my job to cover 3rd shift call-outs). this last time our AGM jumped in to take over but i was still reprimand the next day for not volunteering?? suck my dick then and figure it out without me

No. 1810714

>>1810644
thats your irish tit

No. 1810715

>>1810361
I'm similar but it's because my expectations are so high that I would not be able to cope with letting a non-breathtakingly hot moid anywhere near my body. Which in return means I have to reach that standard myself first kek.
For the same reason a lot of posts on here and /g/ trigger me so much. All of you deserve so much better and if your moid is average he at least has to absolutely prioritize you in sex. Reading about moids just rolling off after they came makes me unironically fume with rage. Biologically you're literally supposed to make us come first you dumb selfish pig, you deserve to die alone and untouched and my nonnies shouldn't even waste a gaze on you.

No. 1810719

>>1810714
I read this in an Irish accent in my head and it made it funnier

No. 1810724

I had a dream were a beardless, young bishie ice king was being bullied by some final fantasy looking ass mages because he wasn't a true wizard and instead of ice king going moid rage he got depressed and made it snow everywhere and accidentally broke some lollipop heads (they were glued back together but in the wrong bodies kek) and because they kept bullying him, he started freezing all over and became an ice statue. I love pathetic men being bullied but why ice king? Been years since I watched adventure time, whats is my brain doing

No. 1810730

>>1810524
maybe the murderbot diaries? the books are relatively short

No. 1810733

I find it so funny to accuse random moids online of being pedophiles, because they'll immediately jump to Redditor level sperg paragraphs about why they're not or why it's justified, which always ends up with them bringing up the aoc or 15-17 year olds, and boom. They exposed themselves.

No. 1810739

I'm bi but I've only ever hooked up with female friends or even female gendies because the thought of a moid looking at my naked body, judging it, or having his strength and penis near me in a vulnerable state terrifies me. I've had friends say I probably should seek therapy for this, but I'm justified, am I not.
2D husbando dick ftw.

No. 1810742

>>1810739
Not really tbh. Moids don't judge shit once you're naked in front of them. They go back to monkey like for real you can have the longest beef curtains, unshaven and a pimply ass they won't see it or care

No. 1810748

>>1810742
I guess I'm probably actually afraid of sexual violence tbh. Every moid I've dared to flirt with has ended up being a pornbrain who pulls women's hair kek

No. 1810751

Typing on lolcow only is super slow now. Never used to have this issue. Now, when I type on this site exclusively its extremely slow. One would think theres a keylogger. So odd. Doesn't happen anywhere else.

No. 1810761

I made my husband cry in the dream I had last night I feel so bad. He was like ‘You know that wouldn’t happen in real life kek’ but I still felt like a bitch :{(emoji)

No. 1810767

>>1810748
That one's more justified yeah. Stay safe whatever you decide to do

No. 1810768

>>1810751
hehehe

No. 1810774

>>1810739
Stay that way kek. Moids won't make you cum with their penises, anyway, and will probably slap your face and beat you randomly during it because it's the norm in porn.

No. 1810775

typing isn’t slow for me maybe you just got little fingers?

No. 1810779

>>1810775
I think you're retarded if you think mega-lag and tons of site glitches equates to ~widdle fingers~

No. 1810781

>>1810768
Callate fea

No. 1810786

>>1810751
I'm not having this issue, maybe you need to clear your cache or something

No. 1810790

>>1810781
A brazilian calling me ugly? I've had it

No. 1810792

My new boyfriend changed his previous sexy WOW drawing phone background to a pic of me and I feel a bit like a clown for dating someone with that bg but also like a winner because he'd rather look at my uggo face than the clearly much sexier art lmao

No. 1810797

>>1810790
Spanish isn't Portuguese

No. 1810799

>>1810714
am i allowed to chop my right tit off if its spiritually ginger?

No. 1810802

>>1810799
You can get a stylized scar tattoo

No. 1810803

>>1810797
It's spanish with an accent who cares

No. 1810804

>>1810790
american education at its finest

No. 1810806

>>1810790
That’s Spanish anon. Brazilians speak Portuguese which sounds like gurgled Spanish in cursive.

No. 1810807

>>1810804
Burgers catching so many stray bullets today due to my euroshit self we love to see it

No. 1810810

>>1810806
Yeah yeah and swedish danish and norwegian are all different languages too

No. 1810811

>>1810807
Ewww a European

No. 1810812

>>1810790
Gringa retardada, não tem uma recessão pra se preocupar, seu poço de banha?

No. 1810814

>>1810792
is it at least a flattering pic? ive been in the cringe situation where it isnt flattering but its impossible to convince the other person to switch their bg to a pic you like

No. 1810817

>>1810812
I'm not translating that so it can't hurt my feelings jokes on you enrique

No. 1810818

>>1810812
Get her jade

No. 1810822

>>1810807
You're a European and can't recognize a European language when you see it? Wow, that's even more embarrassing than being a stupid burger.

No. 1810826

>>1810822
I always thought we should oust Portugal and force it into South America where it belongs so they can stop pretending to be spicy whites

No. 1810830

>>1810751
I hveth same isue on bothmy devices and its super annoying

No. 1810833

>>1810826
But they are spicy whìtes

No. 1810835

This site would be so unhinged if we could negrate each others posts

No. 1810837

>>1810833
But Mexico colonized them, no?

No. 1810843

>>1810826
>Where it belongs
It never did. The fuck your palid ass on?

No. 1810844

>>1810761
low estro post

No. 1810846

I was a dumbass shit today for paying 12 bucks to get wifi on a 2 hour flight. Like read a book or something you bitch

No. 1810849

>>1810835
Flags on posts would be pointless because vpns but it would still be funny because I know all the worst posts are euro

No. 1810850

>>1810847
That only applies to the women

No. 1810851

>>1810850
Oh no no, there are some ungodly hot men in Brazil. They're all gay tho.

No. 1810852

>>1810849
Exclusively from the UK in fact

No. 1810855

>>1810790
Aren't Brazilians known for being beautiful? Honestly now that I think about it, as an American I've never heard a bad stereotype about Brazilian. I've heard they're beautiful, athletic, lively, have great bodies etc… I've heard people call them monkeys but I think that was just racism.

No. 1810857

>>1810846
I try to download spotify songs before I get on, but yeah, that or a book. Sometimes i try to nap. 2 hour flights usually go by really fast. One time, I had a movie option on my United flight, but only that one time. Makes me sad.

No. 1810861

>>1810850
Sorry, reposted cause I made a typo
>>1810855

No. 1810862

>>1810812
is this mexican

No. 1810863

>>1810855
Can’t blame her from not wanting to take shit from third worlders

No. 1810865

>>1810855
>never heard a bad stereotype about brazilians
Really? Not even them being outrageously violent to where going to Brazil is considered a death sentence in memes?

No. 1810869

>>1810855
Kek brazilians are known in gaming spaces as being reallyreeeally annoying

No. 1810870

File: 1702491248237.jpeg (21.27 KB, 785x391, images.jpeg)

>>1810822
I can't believe this absolute icon is posting in our humble thread.

No. 1810872

>>1810869
Brazilians also really love their porn

No. 1810876

>>1810869
Yup. They are obsessed with football and Dragon ball Z.

No. 1810877

>>1810539
Good riddance. It was never a feminist site, and I'm glad it's gone.

No. 1810878

Come to Brazil linda jajajajaja kkkkkk

No. 1810880

>>1810539
I wish they’d shut down LSA too

No. 1810886

>>1810865
>>1810876
Oh yeah, I have heard that they love DBZ and that it can be a dangerous country. Them loving soccer is what put the athletic thing in my head. I guess I've just heard the good more often than the bad though.

No. 1810889

brazil might be dangerous but at least we didnt invent one direction

No. 1810891

Honor killing myself to spare my family the shame of my anonymous tits

No. 1810893

>>1810889
Or fairy bread. Brazilians didn't invented fairy bread and that's good.

No. 1810894

>>1810889
Leave one direction out of this, vaca.

No. 1810896

>Nobody has mentioned Brazilian food yet
They all have nice bodies because their food is inedible and they either don't eat it or shit out half their bodyweight from some Aztec parasite they had in a "hot dog"

No. 1810898

>>1810891
If you’re anonymous how would they even know they’re yours? THINK ANON

No. 1810899

>>1810878
How is Brazil? Lot of people from there living hear and never had a bad time with them.

No. 1810900

>>1810894
i used to beat one direction dorks in school and i dont regret it, i probably showed you in a locker once

No. 1810903

>>1810855
Brazilian tourists are kinda notorious for cutting people in lines at theme parks

No. 1810906

>>1810900
Not The bully LARP(emojis)

No. 1810907


No. 1810909

>>1810903
I thought that was a Chinese thing

No. 1810911

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>>1810899
I really want to go to Tomorrowland Brazil but everyone online says it's super rough but the Brazilians I work with are super cool. Literally the nicest people.

No. 1810913

>>1810855
You've never heard of Brazilian stereotypes in your part of the US? They're the country of giant Jesus, extreme violence, and soccer.

No. 1810914

>>1810900
I have literally NEVER see a single person who has made a joke about shoving people into lockers not be ugly and a loser in school. The last dude I saw use this phrase was a chinless sperg with a palate the size of a quarter in high school. Close tab.

No. 1810915

>>1810913
What's wrong with giant Jesus? I'm from the south so religion isn't really a big deal to me.

No. 1810918

>>1810914
The joke was funny but speaking of shoving losers into lockers, do kids even do that anymore?

No. 1810920

>>1810906
you can't use emojis here nona

No. 1810921

>>1810906
>>1810914
where do you come from, go away fucking newfags

No. 1810923

File: 1702492468877.gif (9.86 MB, 540x400, tumblr_a20960df4f9567af1f0c49a…)

Successfully have been resisting the urge to reply to all abbreviated posts about Anya Taylor Joy with "Aaron Taylor Johnson mention" and a sexy gif but it isnt easy for me

No. 1810924

File: 1702492486891.png (61.76 KB, 1142x386, my phone hero.png)

if you drop your phone breaking the screen, you can connect to and unlock your phone using a keyboard and a 15$ dongle (mine is some usb-c dongle that has a usb slot on the side) which will let you transfer your data to a computer.
I'm so fucking happy I don't have to pay to replace the screen on top of the new phone. My dongle also has an hdmi slot so I should be able to enable screen mirroring on a monitor if I can manage to hit "enable" somehow on the phone

No. 1810926

>>1810923
post the sexy gif nonny i want to see

No. 1810927

>>1810914
>getting this defensive over a shitty boyband
you must be 18 to post here

No. 1810929

>>1810923
Aaron Taylor Johnson is the only ATJ imo.
Which movie is this from?

No. 1810930

>>1810918
I think the lockers are too small now, they had to cut them in half because the number of children is always increasing.

No. 1810931

>>1810918
>>1810914
She said she showed a locker. Just so the nerds could see one direction sucks. There are probably lots of resources anti one direction inside her locker. She is doing God's work.

No. 1810932

JFC this place is moid central. Did something get posted on 4chan or reddit?

No. 1810933

>>1810932
what posts are you even refering to

No. 1810941

>>1810933
She's just mentally ill and mad women don't post the way she wants

No. 1810943

>>1810941
what the fuck did she expect, emojis and bratz posting 24/7?

No. 1810945

>>1810941
she’s right though? This place is filled with troonies and other moids and I’m sorry if you’re too retarded or moid-brained to notice

No. 1810946

These posts are super suspicious
>>1810374
>>1810923
Brazil poster sounds dodgy too. The overly aggressive replies also sound really suspicious. Head back to 4chan you useless men.

No. 1810947

>>1810945
give examples

No. 1810948

File: 1702493228309.gif (12.48 KB, 220x133, bait.gif)

>>1810946
go away baiter

No. 1810950

>>1810946
Fuck OFF omg you're just a moron

No. 1810952

>>1810948
GG. Don't forget to get your prostate checked bro.

No. 1810954

>>1810930
Lockers are still generally full length in places like, Wisconsin, where the winters are extremely cold and kids need a spot to hang their bigass coats.

No. 1810956

>>1810932
Over the last week, I've noticed so many obvious moid or tranny hands. I wish they would fuck off to the 99.0 percent of the internet they own and let us enjoy our space.

No. 1810957

File: 1702493447083.png (1.01 MB, 806x768, 1676574283184185.png)

when i was a kid i was obssesed with scooby doo rip offs my favourite was the super racist one with the groovy twink

No. 1810958

>>1810946
Women can be aggressive you wallflower tranny. Women aren't exclusively feminine especially not here

No. 1810960

>>1810957
I was obssesed with Speedy Buggy and Josie and the pussycats. You brought me back, anon!

No. 1810961

>>1810958
I think it's just a user trying to infight just because they can. A sexy gif is not highly suspicious, so they can't be serious.

No. 1810962

>>1810958
nooo anon go back this site that was made to bully a retarded fat mentally ill woman is ackshually wholesome you cant say slurs here

No. 1810963

>>1810957
The Shark one was so weird. It felt like a fever dream. I used to watch these on cartoon network all the time, then boomerang.

No. 1810965

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>>1810946
I have a reason to be over aggressive you fucking retard I am literally brazilian, come to brazil and see if you will remain calm

No. 1810966


No. 1810970

>>1810957
I loved those, especially Speed Buggy, but for some reason I absolutely hated Jabber Jaw specifically. Maybe it was his voice.

No. 1810972

File: 1702493817995.gif (103.24 KB, 220x329, jellystone-hanna-barbera.gif)

>>1810963
they made the shark a tranny in the multiverse crossover cartoon no one but autistic deviantart (wo)manchildren(me) asked for

No. 1810973

>>1810946
I agree, here on purecow.farm we are always super duper sweet and we do not talk about anything but flowers and sparkles and sleepovers and boys. Anyone who deviates likely has a peepee.

No. 1810976

>>1810970
Jabber Jaw! Thank you. I didn't remember the name. His voice was annoying, with his whole 'woo woo woo' type of speech. I would gladly make shark fin soup out of that useless shark.

No. 1810978

Okay I'm gonna leave for 3 months again was nice chatting with you all again don't post your vaginas while I'm gone

No. 1810980

>>1810978
Bye stinky.

No. 1810981

>>1810978
Weird ass comment, maybe don't come back.

No. 1810984

I'm sorry everyone I'm just stuck in a mood today and super paranoid. I apologise to anyone I accused of being for 4chan. It isn't right to say that to anyone.
>>1810965
I'm sorry to you Brazil poster. It was wrong of me and it won't happen again.

No. 1810985

My super normie friend says "kek" pretty often. Like says it out loud.

No. 1810989

File: 1702494272287.webm (1.13 MB, 370x480, gambling boomers.webm)

what type of boomer do you think you will become? i am probably going to be the angry ''get off my lawnnn'' boomer that yells at kids and is grumpy

No. 1810991

>>1810984
most anons here are from 4chan, specially oldfags

No. 1810993

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>>1810984
Character development!

No. 1810995

>>1810989
I'm definitely becoming the get off my lawn type already in my early 30s.

No. 1811002

>>1810989
I'm not sure. It's not a boomer archetype, but I think I'll probably just be that one relative who never talks to the family and who you never see because they're always traveling or live super far away kek. I think I'll be fine with anything as long as I'm not broke and I get married eventually, I don't want to be lonely.

No. 1811004

>>1810991
The vibe and culture differently changed in the mid 00s? Idk but once /pol/ got big the whole thing changed. Idk I'm hyped up on wine and Concerta. Should probably head to bed.

No. 1811006

>>1810946
The first one I agree, but why the second?

No. 1811007

>>1810993
Working on myself

No. 1811009

>>1811004
this site was made pre-/pol/spergs infiltrated the site

No. 1811010

>>1810981
I check for some heartfelt goodbyes and you think it's weird for me to not want your conches posted? Female solidarity died

No. 1811011

>>1810984
Don't apologize.

No. 1811013

File: 1702494780297.jpeg (823.48 KB, 1044x921, IMG_2474.jpeg)

Does anyone else think Marilyn Monroe and Florence Pugf look alikw?

No. 1811014

>>1810984
I am from 4chan. I grew up on that bitch. What about it?

No. 1811015

File: 1702494826280.jpeg (Spoiler Image,329.39 KB, 751x626, IMG_2587.jpeg)

>>1811013
Another angle.

No. 1811016


No. 1811017

>>1810989
Wine aunt without the wine

No. 1811019

File: 1702494873116.jpg (50.09 KB, 804x416, 1699606585822.jpg)

no1currs

No. 1811020

>>1811010
Don't mind her, have a good time outside, anon, we will not post our conches, kek

No. 1811022

>>1811020
stop responding to the moid it sounds like the racebaiter moid

No. 1811025

>>1811022
Nobody will ever believe you about me being some racebaiting tranny called rose and also 35 and stalking 500 women you have to give it up already

No. 1811029

I had a really big test today and I was so afraid of failing I didn’t even take it. I think I’m gonna kill myself today. I love y’all.

No. 1811030

What do you think is after climate change. Like every generation/time period has it's crisis/"challenges", what's after our current crisis?

No. 1811032

>>1810989
Schizo bag lady

No. 1811033

I had a nap wtf happened in here

No. 1811035

>>1811033
Brazil, bully larp, newfaggotry

No. 1811036

>>1811033
The newfaggotry is immense today, was lc linked somewhere?

No. 1811037

>>1811029
Bye Nona, we will remember you fondly

No. 1811038

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>>1811030
There isn't really an after once the climate crisis starts. It's just going to be everyone fighting in the climate wars to get any last scape or send to breeding camps. I don't know which is worse.

No. 1811039

>>1811036
the /w/ cow pixielocks has been shit flinging in the h3h3 livestreams comments and even mentioned her "hater website", maybe some moids started googling her and found us

No. 1811040

>>1811030
Nuclear war maybe. But I mean, for real this time.

No. 1811044

>>1811038
Yeah tbh I think it’s probably just going to get worse and worse. Once the world gets truly fucked, and mass starvation and extinction begins, we’re all going to be fighting over resources and a “way out.”

No. 1811045

>>1810790
smt mocreia

No. 1811046

File: 1702495693746.jpg (100.39 KB, 1251x1107, 1684031002853.jpg)

Can you please bully me? I'm thinking about spending my gift card on gacha trash of a dying game instead of using the money for skin- and haircare and the thought haunts me like a cake on a diet.

No. 1811047

>>1811030
terminator

No. 1811048

>>1811046
what game? using money for skin/hair care seems retarded literally just diet

No. 1811049

>>1811046
The game is literally just pixels. You might as well buy an NFT. Meanwhile, you live in your skin. You want it to be as healthy as possible.

No. 1811051

>>1811029
It's not worth it, it's just a test.
>But it was a big test for a big opportunity!
Still not important enough in the grand scheme to kill yourself over.

No. 1811053

>>1811030
I think we're going to enter an "information crisis". A lot of people can't tell the difference between AI-generated and real content, we all heavily rely on the internet on a daily basis and although the slow death and conglomeration of the internet is well-documented already it's going to be filled with pictures and articles that aren't even real. Faked porn, faked war footage, faked propaganda made by political rivals. Already whenever I google something the results are SEO markov chain articles that say nothing and the pictures are wonky uncanny AI slop. Bots filling up every comment section. Obviously not as immediately life-threatening as climate change or war but I wonder where people will move to when the internet becomes unusable

No. 1811054

>>1810761
I dreamt that I was in a car with Jason Schwartzman last night, he put his arm around me and my thoughts were racing like "wow what will people think, me with a husband and a famous boyfriend" I woke up and told my husband about it and we laughed together. I don't even like Jason Schwartzman like that but in my dream I got all flustered when he was holding me kek. It's good that your husband laughed it off, it's not like you can help it anon don't worry

No. 1811055

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>>1811013
>>1811015(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1811057

>>1811046
if it's a card-collecting type gacha just download the character png you want. It's literally free

No. 1811058

>>1811051
It was an AIDS test. I’m too scared to see the results so I’m just going to end things before I hurt anyone

No. 1811062

>>1811044
This. We are speed running extinction and it's a bunch of rich people who are controlling it. I have no hopes about hitting my 40s and I'm 29.

No. 1811063

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>>1811058
>It was an AIDS test.
lmfao that caught me off guard

No. 1811065

>>1811030
Once nature becomes very sparse, whatever humans are here will have to find ways to cope. They'll have to figure out how to create the resources and food we need. Stuff like lab-grown meat sounds gross now, but tbh it could possibly become commonplace eventually. It sounds unlikely because of the current state of our world, but maybe they will also attempt to cut back on plastic (like, actually seriously cut back on plastic instead of what companies are doing now which is largely performative) and try to bring back the way things were. I don't think there's any saving earth from climate change and nature dying until corporations decide they want to save earth. I'm only happy that there are still plenty of incredibly beautiful places and I get to enjoy them, it's something that the future generations may not get. I think it's so easy to take the world for granted, but it's something we should all appreciate. Even if appreciating it is just going in your backyard and staring at the bugs in the grass and watching the birds in the trees, or admiring the houseplant growing on your balcony.

I do agree with the other anons that maybe there will some sort of war, and I strongly believe there will be a period where earth goes without, or with very little humans. I think the earth can heal itself, but it would require the human population to drop. It makes sense to me for a lot of humans to die out anyway, that's the circle of life and as long as a few remain alive we can repopulate. Idk how that would work out realistically though.

I remember I watched Our Planet a few years ago when it came out and it made me so emotional that I cried, especially the episodes about forests and jungles. It talks about how climate change is affecting habitats.

No. 1811066

>>1811058
You didn't want to fail at an aids test?

No. 1811068

>>1811046
Spending money on games or skin and haircare sounds all bad. I think you shouldn't spend money at all.

No. 1811070

>>1811058
People are living decently with HIV/AIDs now, there are treatments. The sooner you know, the sooner you can figure things out. Not taking the test isn’t going to make it go away. Please take the test, nonnie.

No. 1811072

>>1811065
Samefag, I'm so dumb. I wrote this entire post and now I'm realizing I misunderstood OPs question. I thought OP was asking what future generations will do once everything natural really is dead.
>>1811058
Oh my gosh, wow. I don't think what you're going through is funny but I wasn't expecting that. I think you should bite the bullet and take it anon, it's the best for you and anyone you choose to be with in the future. Can you imagine if you kill yourself and it turns out you were clean? And you can still live a fulfilling life with AIDS, you can even have partners.

No. 1811074

>>1811066
Yeah. I was a very rowdy kid. I misbehaved a lot as a teenager, and that includes being with boys my age, who all these years later, I’ve now found out are apparently bisexual. I have no idea if they could’ve been having sex with men who were diseased, and thus spread them onto me. I understand this was her a decade ago and maybe I would’ve noticed I was ill by now, but AIDS in women is often asymptomatic. Over 25% of women with AIDS are unaware that they have it. So that’s why I felt like I needed to, because I’d like to have children someday and I can’t do that if I have HIV. But as soon as she pulled out the needle I just apologized and left. I feel like I already know what the answer is going to be. My time is up here.

No. 1811075

>>1810957
I fucking loved Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law and how they brought back all of these Hanna Barbera characters, like the episode where Speed Buggy gets arrested for leading the cops on a high-speed chase kek

No. 1811076

>>1811049
Thank you nonna. The NFT comparison is a good one, it's just a really retarded waste of money when I could invest in my long term health instead.

>>1811048
>>1811068
It's a gift card, there are only a limited amount of shops I can use it on and most of them are beauty related or for game platforms.

>>1811057
It's some retarded pay to win fantasy game plus the devs seem to increasingly hate their own users. It didn't used to be this way when I started, which is why I'm invested in it in the first place and my retard addict brain has a hard time letting go.

No. 1811077

>>1811070
>>1811072
You guys are definitely right, but I’m just scared because me and my husband have been going at it unprotected and if I tell him I have AIDS or syphillis or HPV, he’ll never look at me again. Or if I’ve spread diseases to him and he has been asymptomatic the whole time as well, I would not have the strength to go on if I harmed his health.

No. 1811078

>>1811046
skincare is a meme aside from sunscreen and medication for skin problems.

No. 1811083

whoever is the artist that keeps adding outfits with dog collars in the game i play is a queen

No. 1811084

>>1811077
If you dont test yourself, you are putting others at risk. Point blank. Dont be a pussy and get tested. Tell your husband too because he deserves to know

No. 1811085

>>1811074
>>1811077
Oh man anon, you're probably just having health anxiety. I get it cause I'm a huge hypochondriac. Just remember anxiety is irrational and you should never listen to it. 25% are asymptomatic, but that leaves 75% who had symptoms. If you did contract it, which percentage do you think you're more likely to be a part of? Even if you test positive, your time really isn't up.

Also, it would be unfair to not tell your husband if you did spread it to him. If you do have it, you'll feel a lot more guilty if he ends up sick. Also, syphillis and HPV are completely treatable or curable. Just take the test. It will give you a clean conscious, and I'm willing to bet that if you haven't had a symptom in a decade you're likely clean.

No. 1811097

>>1811065
ngl I kinda want the cyberpunk nature is dead future, it'd be more exciting to me than what we have right now

No. 1811110

>>1811097
Is Cyberpunk worth playing? I really want a game where I can customize my character and live out my cringe roleplay life in game.

No. 1811112

>>1811013
BUt why did you post two pics of Ariana Grande?

No. 1811114

>>1811110
dl the sims

No. 1811115

I want this but as a women-only commune. I want to buy up all empty overpriced properties in my country and morph them into self-sustaining women's shelters centered around learning new skills and working together in reasonable hours so none of us have to slave away at minimum wage.

No. 1811121

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>>1811030
Based on current trends, world population levels will start declining in the latter part of the century. I expect this to become a huge deal in coming decades as the problems associated with ageing populations get worse.
Leading from this, I think it will kickstart a very nasty antifeminist movement blaming the increase in women's freedoms in the past century or so for low birthrates, expect campaigns against birth control and abortion and mainstream calls for women to return to their so called traditional roles.
Additionally people already in niche religious communities with higher birthrates are going to become larger and larger proportions of the population which is making me believe there are dark times for women ahead.

No. 1811122


No. 1811124

>>1811110
It's good but it's definitely a modern AAA game with everything that entails.

No. 1811133

>>1811110
It's fun, it definitely got better after all the updates. But customisation and role playing wise it's pretty bad. You can't even look at any part of your character except her hand. Just watch Edgerunners on Netflix if you want the lore experience.

No. 1811134

>>1811083
I love that for you anon

No. 1811138

>>1811121
>expect campaigns against birth control and abortion and mainstream calls for women to return to their so called traditional roles.
We’re already in this timeline.

No. 1811142

>made instant ramen
>made instant ramen again
>now going to make hotdogs
i am so fucking anxious today

No. 1811151

>>1811115
That's goals

No. 1811176

>>1811133
>>1811124
Thank you, nonnies. I'll check out edgerunners.

No. 1811177

>>1811121
>dark times for women ahead.
We have never not had dark times. We are constantly living in a shit hole that makes anti abortion and anime women laws. Trannies, handmaidens and islam will kill all our rights.

No. 1811181

>>1811115
You are based. This is the way it should be for all women in the community.

No. 1811182

File: 1702501694348.jpeg (38.81 KB, 529x580, IMG_5223.jpeg)

>>1811177
Not if we kill them first

No. 1811186

File: 1702501801423.gif (3.12 MB, 600x450, moidkiller-natasha.gif)

>>1811182
I'm with you, sister.

No. 1811196

>>1811186
what anime

No. 1811201

>>1811097
Ayrt, I can kind of understand. IRL I would hate it and probably not be able to survive, but I love imagining dark futuristic stuff like Cyberpunk and Edgerunners. I watch a lot of ambience videos, and this one is a favorite I find myself returning to often. It's one of the best ambience videos I've ever seen, it's incredibly immersive because it goes from day to night and it has different announcements and worlds changes throughout the video so it's not just a loop. I also like videos where people are just walking around in the Cyberpunk game.

I hope our world doesn't have to become like this though.

No. 1811209

>>1811201
Samefag, but SOOOOO many ambience videos have such a harsh rain sound. It's in so many videos so it's hard to ignore. I appreciate when the people who make these videos get the rain volume just right. This one just has a little drizzle playing in the back during some parts. Or at least I think it's rain? Maybe my ears are deceiving me.

No. 1811222

File: 1702504013266.png (Spoiler Image,288.37 KB, 382x600, IMG_3294.png)

If hetalia had a reboot, America should look like pic rel. kinda chubby, but not fat by anime standards

No. 1811228

Trying to read Debord but man why does he write that way? I have to stop and make sure I am getting the concepts he explains right.

No. 1811232

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being told i am funny feels me with joy

No. 1811236

>>1811222
Wow, he looks pretty ugly…which would be more in-character.

No. 1811241

>>1811222
ugly as fuck stop with your ugly man propaganda in this instant

No. 1811258

>>1810061
Thunderclit-sama!!

No. 1811262

>>1811222
he looks more like Russia, but angrier

No. 1811263

eavesdropping on my bf talking on the phone with his friend
>he calls me "9/10 but a bitch"

No. 1811266

>>1811263
Time to dump him.

No. 1811267

>>1811263
That would make me cry you should spray vinegar in his face and eyes

No. 1811272

>>1811267
>>1811266
I'm wanting to leave him sometime soon anyway, just holding out for a moment where I have less other stuff going on…

No. 1811275

>>1811263
honestly me no but really call his ass out or kill him tbh

No. 1811277

>>1811232
Same, it's the best compliment

No. 1811281

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No. 1811287

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No. 1811288

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>>1811281
No, I wish trannies a very terrible morning with lots of random six year olds at Walmart pointing and clocking them.

No. 1811297

>>1811232
I was playing a game online with my friend yesterday and was told I was pretty good at it. That was my filled with joy moment

No. 1811299

I read some lame quote about how pictures reaver how you feel about yourself internally and I’m starting to think that’s true. In real life I think I look the best I ever have but in pictures you can just see the misery on my face no matter what. I’m super pale and don’t wear a lot of contour either so I just look puffy and egg like no matter what. My eyes are sad and I can’t hide it kek

No. 1811305

>>1811222
that is really fat by anime standards

No. 1811306

>>1811305
thats fat by normal standars

No. 1811311

>>1811222
i need to catch up on dungeon meshi already

No. 1811314

this one youtuber i like started dating a really annoying failedtuber tif half his age thats trying to skinwalk him. They did a collaboration video and she was absolutely insufferable, it makes me laugh the video flopped and now he only collabs with her on her dying failure of a channel.

No. 1811319

>>1811222
I agree with you because that’s still hot enough for animu but America has to be fat or it feels too unrealistic even for 2D

No. 1811322

I love dancing like im so bad but it feels so GOOD

No. 1811325

>>1811319
we cant escape fat men even in anime, god forbid anime husbando america isnt mordbidly obese, goes to children pageants and is pink

No. 1811334

>>1811325
lmao come on now Laios isn’t morbidly obese he still looks ok he’s just a large guy. America can’t be a regular twig the country is too fat

No. 1811336

>>1811334
maybe he's skinny in american standars

No. 1811337

>>1811322
I too love dancing but suck at it. We could dance terribly together, nonita.

No. 1811343

>>1810441
honestly go for it if you can, you would save a lot of us from the trauma of looking into disgusting things when we just wanted to see our husbando kek
another positive side of 3d porn is that it's safer than 2d, no one would recognize you if you use other models, but it's pretty ambitious to think to create new ones so if you can manage to do so i hope you have fun and don't regret it

No. 1811344

>>1811222
this is how moids look before i eat them

No. 1811348

>>1810442
It is Sanji, i don't know One Piece but i don't think he ever acted in who killed captain alex right?

No. 1811351

>>1810441
>>1811343
anyone that could try to make porn of the 3D models in ensemble stars would be my heroine

No. 1811356

my cat liked both his toys, i am so happy. He wont stop slaughtering the dancing fishe

No. 1811360

>>1811222
He looks like a school shooter. Or Jacket from Hotline Miami, if his face was visible.

No. 1811362

I want to chat with a bot of my husbando but I’m paranoid the people sitting behind me are going to see my screen ouch the cringe

No. 1811368

>>1811362
If it makes you feel better, I'm pretty sure someone in the train read my raunchy erp when they stood up to leave.

No. 1811370

>>1811362
I read explicit fanfic in public. actually reading your screen takes more effort than accidently glancing at a picture. if they can read it, it means they're being nosy and it's on them if they have a problem

No. 1811377

File: 1702513167718.png (Spoiler Image,225.04 KB, 590x421, 8e03c346-0c3e-400e-b89e-a1d7de…)

I like the part at the end of We Can't Stop where Miley Cyrus says "YEEEAAHH….YEEEAAAH….YEEAHH. YEEAH". But then I remember how white her tongue was during that time and how doing those notes probably propelled her oral yeast or gingivitis or whatever was making her mouth look like that into the air of the recording studio, and I get grossed out. Her teeth are nice though.

No. 1811379

>>1811377
Samefag but genuinely it's crazy how white her tongue was during that whole "BANGERZ" thing she was doing. I know she was a party girl at the time, but do alkies and druggies not brush their tongue?

No. 1811382

>>1811362
I got a privacy screen for my phone for like $6 on amazon

No. 1811383

>>1811222
This is why I hate zoomers and their shit taste.

No. 1811384

>>1811287
This is why I keep getting bans on IG.

No. 1811391

File: 1702514147998.jpeg (1.08 MB, 1037x1678, IMG_8846.jpeg)


No. 1811392

Sometimes I’ll see anons on here I can tell are about to make big mistakes and I want to tell them to stop being so retarded. But I think I need to just let nature take its course.
>>1811097
I’m the opposite I want this. No humans except for me.

No. 1811400

>>1811377
Ewww mily no

No. 1811401

>>1811377
How can she get these white perfect lined teeth and no dentist telling her how to fix her nasty tongue

No. 1811407

File: 1702515355890.jpg (65.23 KB, 984x942, 45.jpg)

>>1811177
>anime women laws

No. 1811418

File: 1702516549555.png (359.58 KB, 743x415, jon hamm.png)

I'm so glad commercials are using hot men now
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cz6T2XOIWij/

No. 1811419

>>1811391
good idea
i bet this is from the same guy that makes kermit and the muppets screw other celebrities, what a creep

No. 1811425

>>1811407
kek. I meant anti-women laws.

No. 1811426

>>1811418
wrong photo?

No. 1811427

>>1811196
Gunsmith Cats. One of my favorites. Natasha is a Russian assassin and she's hot af.

No. 1811431

>>1811418
Most men really should wear paperbags over their head.

No. 1811441

>>1810751
>>1810830
Do you have the snowflakes turned on? That's been making it slower for me.

No. 1811447

>>1811401
Are whitish tongues really that gross or indicative of poor hygiene? I see people mock them but isn’t she in the middle of a concert and just dehydrated? Don’t tongues come in different colors to some degree? I’ve met people with perfectly pink tongues and disgusting breath and with whitish tongues and nice breath. I don’t get it I’m starting to think it’s made up

No. 1811449

>>1811447
performing a 180 minute concert isn’t going to turn your tongue eggshell white. That’s a few days of bacteria buildup minimum.

No. 1811451

>>1811447
My tongue didn't even look like that when I was at my worst depressive state and didn't brush my teeth for weeks at a time. She must've consumed something that makes it look this way.

No. 1811457

Miley’s coke tongue is insane fr

No. 1811458

>>1811451
Yeah, I guess you maybe agree with me? That’s kinda what I’m getting at in any case, I don’t think it’s that easy to see if someone’s tongue is whitish because of poor hygiene. like you said your tongue was in a nasty state (no offense) and it didn’t look like that so what does a whitish tongue even mean?

No. 1811464

i can’t find the no cap fr fr doe redtext post

No. 1811474

try to name one song that goes harder than this song and you'll be fucking lying. THIS SONG FUCKS

No. 1811479

>>1809817
i'm having flashbacks to those shitty Big Mama's House movies from years ago where the sequel had a scene with a bunch of little girls twerking as part of their cheerleading act

No. 1811482

File: 1702521921531.jpg (Spoiler Image,103.17 KB, 634x793, 34645216-8862163-Close_encount…)

>>1811447
Your tongue can naturally be a little white, but your tongue looking like a Hostess powdered donut would indicate that you're not taking care of it or there is something medically wrong. There are pics from as recent as 2020 (picrel) that show her tongue being a lot less white, I genuinely think Miley just did not care enough about her oral hygiene at that time to brush and scrape her tongue.

Also, googling "miley cyrus tongue" made me feel so weird. I found out that there's an entire subreddit for her tongue. Perverts.

No. 1811491

Unless I take like 6mg of clonazepam I cannot sleep in a plane goddammit still have like 10 hours to go

No. 1811523

>>1811055
ah, that's exactly why florence is a pickme.

No. 1811542

>>1811097
i think we will have a future where there are cyberpunk-like communities and more natural, trad communities where they stay separate. i would want to be able to visit a (tranny free, pervert free) cyberpunk city but dont think i'd want to live in one

No. 1811563

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i think florence is cute only because when i was little i had a crush on the mom from suite life of zack and cody and now im biased toward short blond hair women

No. 1811566

>>1811121
this has already been happening in right wing circles surprised you haven't heard it yet

No. 1811577

>>1811025
What is the lore behind this

No. 1811581

Crackheads give such good, inspirational advice it makes me wonder how they even became crackheads

No. 1811637

i cant sleep so i ate a bag of mushrooms

No. 1811645

Just seen a woman with fake boobs and a bbl ass with a lipo flat stomach and she's married to the crustiest out of shape gross looking man I've ever seen. Why.

No. 1811654

>>1811447
>>1811458
That picture anons are grossed out about is a typical tongue/mouth yeast infection. It doesn't have to happen due to bad hygiene, it can also be due to a lowered immune system or antibiotics. Anyway you can see it's a yeast infection because it looks like an extra layer of gunk over her tongue instead of her whole tongue being a lighter color.

No. 1811660

File: 1702542631502.jpeg (46.02 KB, 308x500, images.jpeg)

I only just found out that Elsie is an actual cow character outside of lolcow, I always thought her name was just a pun on LC. What are the chances our mascot could be so perfectly named!

No. 1811665

>>1811660
She's beautiful

No. 1811681

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I haven't seen this movie yet (probably never will tbh) but from everything I heard about it, how the actors/characters look, and the quote about licking coom from a tub drain or whatever it will probably make me hate faggots more than I normally do. Anons say that it's nasty but "fun" but nasty movies are automatically not fun for me by default.

No. 1811682

>>1811660
There’s even multiple animated commercials

No. 1811685

>>1811682
Here’s another one. She has a son and a husband, in some advertisements she has a daughter too.

No. 1811687

>>1811685
I’m not gonna spam the thread but there’s a surprising amount of merch and paraphernalia for Elsie the Cow if you go looking , even a funky looking animatronic (offset by cute looking plushies). She is still used as Borden Dairy’s mascot.

No. 1811712

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I just put a 24 min timer 10 minutes ago and I have absolutely 0 idea for what the timer was for. Help me I'm going senile

No. 1811721

This is trashy as hell but I hate smoking outside because the wind won’t let the smoke get properly into my lungs

No. 1811782


No. 1811824

File: 1702559386427.gif (3.03 MB, 640x470, 1688178587202459.gif)

>>1811721
Smoking indoors is so comfy, specially when you are smoking and chatting with someone else who also thinks it's comfy.

No. 1811826

>>1811721
Smoking in general is trashy. Smelling like shit is sovially unacceptable unless you smoke cigarettes and give asthma and cancer to your family and friends, I'll never understand that.

No. 1811829

>>1811824
is that the german streamer who got targeted by some creep pretending he kidnapped her father? i feel so bad for her, that was so fucked up
btw i dont smoke often because i get paranoid about being the girl who smells like cigarettes but i agree its comfy

No. 1811830

>>1811721
I unironically think smoking looks so cool when women like >>1811824 do it, I would smoke myself but I don't want the health effects.

No. 1811834

>>1811829
I have no idea, I don't rememeber where I got this gif from…

No. 1811836

>>1811830
Me too, I've been wondering if I could get the same effect by vaping (with juice that doesn't have nicotine in it) or if that's just as bad for you.

No. 1811837

>>1811836
It's bad to inhale anything other than air really

No. 1811838

>>1811836
It's not as bad but it's still negative and potential long-term health effects aren't as well-known, they're slowly coming out with bad news. If you haven't started either addiction you should consider it a good thing!

No. 1811850

File: 1702561807317.gif (354.64 KB, 220x209, anggy.gif)

seeing how much the youtubers i hate earn fills me with unhappy feelings

No. 1811883

>>1811721
>>1811824
nonnas think about the couch, it suffers when you smoke indoors. It gets deep inside and soon you have a disgustang smoker's couch.

No. 1811885

>>1811883
Quiet, let them inhale all the stinky smoke themselves, they are doing the rest of us a favor

No. 1811899

>>1811883
its not even just the couch, it sticks to everything

No. 1811900

>>1810356
Shaggy looking ass

No. 1811996

whats the most pathetic thing you do? i keep a folder with screenshots of nice things people tell me to look at when i am depressed

No. 1812003

>>1811721
>>1811824
Smokers are disgusting in general. You can tell immediately when you enter a smoker's home because they are nose blind.

No. 1812006

File: 1702571295659.png (2.8 MB, 1200x1457, smokersnintendo.png)

>>1811899
My dad used to be a heavy smoker before he ended up in the hospital. He had a nintendo and playstation 1. Both of them were really yellow because of the tar cigarette smoke gives off when you smoke indoors a lot. It looked similar to this.

No. 1812007

>>1811996
i keep a list of all the times ive made my husband upset to remind myself that im the toxic one

No. 1812008

>>1811996
That's not pathetic, pathetic would be begging for people to say nice thing about you

No. 1812009

>>1811996
That's sweet anon not pathetic.
I keep screenshots I've taken of my Nigel whenever I'm away and we call on discord. It makes me nostalgic from a time before we lived together. I'm way more pathetic than your cute screenies

No. 1812015

>>1811996
I don't take photos/screenshots, but I reread my own posts often because it acts like some kind of external proof that I exist in this reality

No. 1812018

>>1812006
no one in my house smoked and our nintendo and everything else still looked like that. we had a wood burning stove for heat and we didn't have a vent in the kitchen so maybe it was still smoke lol

No. 1812021

>>1812007
this makes me uncomfortable but I guess I'll believe you that you're right….

No. 1812022

I need someone to hit me hard in the face to distract me from getting a shot

No. 1812027

Thanks to retarded florencechan and the ariana-looks-like-marilyn poster I had this dream where they were in a relationship (ariana and florence) and I was tasked to protect ariana from a group of costumed killers. I used waterbending to defend ariana from death from a humanoid crow. Guy dropped like a log, it was some awesome one hit kill in two moves (cus I actually attacked too soon because I heard noises but it was just the door), thankfully he didn't see me destroying a door for no reason kek. The other criminals were afraid of my power and decided to postpone a new attack so I sent ariana into hiding. No sign of florence.
After that I was sent to a magic school suspiciously similar to hogwarts, with their own dumbledore and all but instead of moving stairs they had flying platforms that were shaped as big floating disembodied stone heads. Long story short I found some crazy wizard made them out of peoples actual heads and soul or whatever, disturbing shit and he was looking for florence cus he really liked her. Of course discount dumbledore knew about it and did nothing. That school is knee deep into corruption and I have yet another enemy.

No. 1812053

>>1812027
You mean anti-florencechan?

No. 1812057

File: 1702573160760.jpeg (654.02 KB, 1170x1016, IMG_8861.jpeg)

Why do fags even feel the need to say shit like this
>yeah this fictional children’s movie character is so molested
Stop being gay

No. 1812064

>>1812053
Anti my ass, she is obsessed

No. 1812066

>>1812057
>Chad Andy vs Virgin Sid.

No. 1812068

>>1812053
>>1812064
Let's please not summon them into existence like Beatleguise.

No. 1812073

>>1812066
I chuckled

No. 1812078

>>1812064
The team of florencechans and anti-florencechan are all equally obsessed with Florence and each other

No. 1812079

>>1811996
Husbandoing a 3d for several years

No. 1812082

File: 1702573991750.jpeg (906.87 KB, 1170x1398, IMG_6718.jpeg)

AAAAHHH

No. 1812084

File: 1702574024125.gif (1.27 MB, 250x256, IMG_4837.gif)

>>1812057
>definitely getting molested

No. 1812087

>>1812082
This guy probably has a nicer house than me. What am I doing wrong

No. 1812090

File: 1702574218572.jpg (101.16 KB, 660x649, gergerge.jpg)

Guy at my gym shaped like this

No. 1812092

>>1812082
Why am I in the wrong for shooting him

No. 1812100

>>1812090
Nonnie, my sides. The image title and caption are doing me in.

No. 1812107

>>1812090
Ol’ Hank Hill lookin ass booty

No. 1812144

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>>1812087
Furrys somehow have loads of money. Those suits can cost thousands. I have no idea how.

No. 1812151

>>1812144
maybe they’re trust fund babies

No. 1812160

>>1812144
they're normally socially maladaptive weirdos into computers. sometimes that means cs, engineering, etc. high paying careers

No. 1812187

I'm a retard who attached my whole ass dox linkedin and all to my discord handle and I get into a ton of fights with farmers kek if they ever googled my discord it'd be ogre but I can't stop. I lie compulsively about my career and my skills because who doesn't but it would really bite me in the ass if my irl friends learned anything about my involvement here RIPPPPPPPPPPP

No. 1812189

>>1812187
what do you do for a living so we can make fun of you or applaud you

No. 1812191

>>1812187
I believe this is a lie also

No. 1812201

>>1812187
more proof that the average infighter is very young/retarded

No. 1812205

>>1811996
I spend an ungodly amount of time on chatbots

No. 1812208

>>1811996
I screencap posts I find funny and then go back and look at them when I need a good laugh, but I don't share them on the caps thread

No. 1812212

https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Misandrists Huh? Kek my fav is Dee Reynolds. >>1812187
I’m confused kek how does googling your Discord handle give any results, did you get called out? And have you at least done something to delete or make your dox harder to find?

No. 1812219

File: 1702580035999.jpg (104.4 KB, 657x683, MTXX_MH20231215_045503565.jpg)

My Nigel just told me I'm shaped like a baked bean

No. 1812222

>>1812187
wait is the lolcow discord still functioning?

No. 1812225

>>1812222
no but there are others

No. 1812229

>>1812212
kanker sisters? doesn't their whole existence revolve around trying to fuck the eds

No. 1812230

>>1812229
I wonder what Rebecca Sugar thought of them

No. 1812247

Christmas time makes people absolutely stressed out, selfish and mean. And that, in return, makes me feel like Robot Chicken's version of Palpatine going up an escalator saying "Go fuck yourself" to everyone greeting him as they pass from the opposite direction.

No. 1812254

>>1812247
Everyone around me is the opposite, way too nice, scarily nice, taking 'the season of giving' to another level, I could ask for a kidney at this point and it'd be by my front door in 24 hours.

No. 1812260

>>1812219
gonna eat you on toast, yum

No. 1812261

File: 1702582631593.jpg (31.79 KB, 640x593, cryingkittie.jpg)

Thinking about how much I love women. You're all queens. Even the ones I don't actually like. You're still my sisters.

No. 1812263

>>1812261
Love you too nonnita

No. 1812266

>>1812225
including mine (nta) but nobody wanted to use it last time I posted https://discord.gg/sN7HBStAMb

No. 1812275

File: 1702583457061.gif (810.43 KB, 320x320, Danse.gif)

>>1812261
Same. We are all going to make it

No. 1812276

subliminals do actually work, whenever I have a pain somewhere in my body I’ll just put on a pain relief sound wave and it’s gone within a day

No. 1812278

>>1812144
they're just autists with regular jobs but instead of
>vacations
>concert/sports tickets
>expensive car payment
>nice clothes
>soap and deodorant
they buy
>specialty fursuits
>1000s of dollars of commissioned art and porn

No. 1812280

I hate that white nails look so weird on me. They look good on everyone else, but for me I need like an off white or a beigey white. Black however, looks so good on me. I feel like a True Blood vampire whenever I have black nails.

No. 1812287

>>1812280
Me too anon but unlike you I only suit nude/warm tones pinks. I can't stand having any other nail color. I wish I could rock black, that looks so cool on other people's hands!

No. 1812289

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No. 1812291

when I broke up w my bf his cousin (libtard trans activist) told him to go on bumble/tinder (shes 25, we are 23 and dated for 6 years) and we got back together like a month later (broke up bc he was dumb and wouldnt get engaged but i was dumb too bc i wanted to be engaged like right that moment but after talking we worked out) and now she added me on snapchat and i don't wanna add her back bc i had to unfollow her insta bc it was so anti-terf lol. he says she likes me but she always makes jabs bc she thinks im a tradthot and doesn't believe in marriage (shes poly) kms nonas

No. 1812294

>>1812291
oh also he made the accounts but didn't see anyone and told/showed me this (i believe him i am his first gf and he has bad anxiety) and he always lets me go through his phone (when i ask randomly) hes a great bf but his cousin pissed me off bc who suggests that after such a ltr? so no I do not like her

No. 1812296

>>1812280
white nails look bad on me but I love french tips and finding a good nude. white tips stain and chip easily anyways

No. 1812300

File: 1702584924377.png (226.49 KB, 881x352, lclegs.png)

picrel genuinely makes me laugh out loud anytime i remember it. another time someone said that fat people have "X" shaped legs and i can't help but crack up whenever i remember that too i'm sorry it's cruel but KEKKKK it's so absurdly true. i feel like a total middle schooler and i know it's not actually funny enough to post in the screencaps thread so i'm posting it here.

No. 1812301

I procrastinate so bad that I'm procrastinating on filling out the lolcow awards form.

No. 1812303

File: 1702584936861.jpg (10.49 KB, 275x228, 1670657314262.jpg)

>>1812261
Love ya too, sweet nona. I don't have a lot of cute pics or gifs, kind of embarrassing tbh

No. 1812312

File: 1702585462145.png (364.35 KB, 758x1172, you're in my folder now.png)

>>1811996
i save people's vocaroos and photos if they post them either here (as in on imageboards) or on tumblr especially if i know they're going to delete them later like, accounts that aren't centered around taking pictures of themselves and their life. like even if it's a nothingburger picture of like their window with the view outside i'm saving it, not like i have the knowledge to track them down from that picture, but it sure is on my computer now. it's kind of a hoarding compulsion because i pretty much never really use or even view them again. i've been doing this since i was in middle school and i'm glad i did because some people scrubbed their internet presence clean but i still have the pictures they posted so they're with me forever not just as a memory which is great because my memory is shite and i'm terrified of losing it altogether this serves as like proof of my web surfing experience

No. 1812317

>>1812300
the bitch who bullied me all throughout my school years had knees like this

No. 1812318

>>1812312
speaking of vocaroos, I have one I made of a post here a little while ago but don't know if/how I should post it. It's the "god's greatest yumejo" post

No. 1812338

>>1812312
as long as your not doing anything illegal, you should probably have back-up and copies of your pics in some USB, just in case something ever happens.

No. 1812357

holy shit I haven't watched any new Jerma videos in so long, he has a fucking ponytail now he looks so different and sloppy. I hope he doesn't go through down the greasy long haired Critikal route, Even looks like he dyed his hair. He looks so fucking different.

No. 1812359

I recently for lunch started eating a salad made of grated zucchini, baby tomatoes, both raw and pickled red onions, avocado, cucumber, occasionally some feta and/or baby spinach, topped with some drops of lime juice and a medium boiled egg. It’s so fucking good currently laying awake in the middle of the night craving it.

No. 1812360

>>1812338
i'm not doing anything illegal unless saving pictures of gore is illegal in which case i'm fucked kek and it's not even to look at them or even post them anywhere either. i try to stay away from underageds and have pretty much as soon as i turned 16 myself because i felt creepy. like immediately blocking them out of my sight.
>you should probably have back-up and copies of your pics in some USB, just in case something ever happens.
yeah i probably should, my decade old computer actually died a few years ago which is where i was doing most of my intense hoarding. shockingly i wasn't that devastated if at all, just took a fresh new start. sometimes it really stings though thinking of the years and years of content but i accept things fast although maybe that might have been because i was on antipsychotics at the time i mean i wasn't really doing anything with it anyway but it's nice to look back on archives and have a proof of life like that

No. 1812362

File: 1702588207272.png (175.98 KB, 284x284, jerma 2.PNG)

>>1812357
He took the ponytail out now, I can't get any good picture of him, I think he just needs to shave. I know nobody cares kek.

No. 1812366

>>1812362
he looks like a neanderthal

No. 1812368

>>1812357
We have to accept it, the wall is brutal to all males, Jeremy had a good run.

No. 1812369

>>1812362
what the fuck is that

No. 1812371

>>1812368
Im just hoping he just needs to shave and cut his hair. He actually looks very youthful to be in his 30's then BAM, I log into twitch and I'm confused. I also wonder if he has new teeth? Is it me??

No. 1812374

File: 1702588737985.jpg (245.63 KB, 1825x1217, 1000012631.jpg)

Got high and watched some episodes of the Chucky series. Glen and Glenda made their appearance, and apparently the show writers decided to do that "respect the pronouns" bullshit with them. In Bride of Chucky, I thought the point of Glen and Glenda was that they were literally two souls in one body until Tiffany/Jennifer split them into their own separate bodies. Not that Glen was literally a DID tranny kek. But the show incorporated BOTH of those takes, and that move was just dumb to me.

No. 1812375

>>1812312
I do this too. I have a collection of farmers from the last lolcord

No. 1812379

the true culture shock is going to a country that had different illnesses than yours, rickets everywhere.

No. 1812385

>>1812362
Jesus no wonder he’s quiet quitting streaming.

No. 1812388

>>1812362
he looks like he molested and killed an entire neighbourhood of children wtf

No. 1812395

It's so weird seeing people able to get others fired simply for not liking them. Back in my day if I didn't like another employee unless I had a legit reason I got told to suck it up

No. 1812402

everyone around me is going places yet i am a neet with a failed youtube career

No. 1812405

File: 1702590749814.jpg (21.29 KB, 640x427, shittharssad.jpg)

I'm watching the Phineas and
Pherb stream on youtube right now. is it an extremely dumb show? yes. but that's besides the point. It seems like people forget how many young "Disnney Channel Stars" went on to be voice actors in the show. Ashley Tisdale (Highschool Musical, Suite Life), Allison Stoner (Suite Life, Camp Rock), Mitchel Musso (Hannah Montana, that Disney XD show). oh and one of the writers/Dr. Doofenshmirtz grew up near where I'm from so that's a whole other thing but kinda fun to know

No. 1812407

>>1812402
I wish I could afford to be a neet honestly. My art was so much better when I had one semester of no school or work.

No. 1812408

>>1812402
I'm just a neet with a failed everything

No. 1812416

File: 1702591150752.jpg (93.03 KB, 720x1302, FUCK YOU.jpg)

I hope 3rd party sites will let me watch tiktoks. I don't want to use the app, I just want to watch my personal deranged cow in peace.

No. 1812421

>>1812416
you can watch tiktoks without registering on pc

No. 1812422

>>1812405
>It seems like people forget how many young "Disnney Channel Stars" went on to be voice actors in the show
I thought everyone knew

No. 1812424

>>1812402
at least you tried the youtube thing. I keep procrastinating my dream ASMR channel

No. 1812425

>>1812421
Good to know. I'll just have to wait until I'm home.

No. 1812427

>>1812422
well, maybe it's only whenever someone comes out with a house tour or gets arrested that a lot of voices chime to say they haven't done anything since the roles they showed their face for.

No. 1812428

Shawty a little baddie. She my lil boo thang

No. 1812431

Damn fuck I made the mistake of looking at an arabic language mini course on youtube (out of curiousness) and now I keep getting videos of muslim moids preaching about allah and jannah and their retarded woman hating religion. Fucking hell shut the fuck up!

No. 1812433

File: 1702592043143.jpg (339.68 KB, 1170x1613, Tumblr_l_17894373486679.jpg)

Wtf kek

No. 1812440

>>1812433
im pretty sure they weren’t frying eggs on the induction stove in the caves, sophie

No. 1812445

I spent the entire day comparing myself to others. Horrendous day.

No. 1812447

>>1812433
I'm sorry but those eggs look like a pair of breasts

No. 1812450

>>1812447
how big are the nipples you’ve seen

No. 1812465

Salzburger nockerl has to be one of the most disgusting dishes I've ever seen in life. Have you ever seen once of those videos where a huge cyst is being popped or cut into and it releases some blood? That's what this looks like.

No. 1812466

File: 1702593185521.mp4 (4.37 MB, 576x1024, food.mp4)

>>1812465
Look at it! It's terrible. I consider myself to be someone who has a strong stomach but I wouldn't be able to eat this.

No. 1812467

>>1812450
Some of us have da big areola, bitch

No. 1812468

>>1812467
a big areola means a big heart. you should be proud.

No. 1812471

Ohio skibidi toilet rizz is a meme made by npcs for npcs

No. 1812476

>>1812466
i would eat the fuck out of this

No. 1812480

>>1812466
Just looks like some sort of custard

No. 1812496

>>1812471
None of these words are in the bible

No. 1812498

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No. 1812500

>>1812466
why is it bad? I don't get it it look okay

No. 1812508

>>1812374
The girl on the left is what most libfems look like now with pronouns on their bio. Gross

No. 1812513

>>1812433
I do the eating unprocessed "natural" foods thing but I always find the "eating like your ancestors!" spin so silly, ancestors from when? Like your grandma or like a caveman? Assuming she's European, avocados aren't even native to her region, most of them have never seen one.
>>1812466
The texture doesn't appeal to me but I wouldn't call it gross, I'd eat some but not in the huge globs as them. that just feels like it'd be way too sweet and get overwhelming

No. 1812528

>>1812374
>>1812508
I hope whoever made septum piercings so popular is burning in hell. It’s the one thing I can agree with judgmental old boomer granpas about, they don’t belong on pretty women. But I would defend the woman if it’s an ugly moid saying it even if I secretly agree, moids don’t get to have a say on our looks around me!

No. 1812533

autism so strong that it turns heads

No. 1812539

>>1812533
this sentence doesn't make any sense

No. 1812542

>>1812533
I have that

No. 1812543

>>1812539
it would make sense to you if you've ever watched foam adventure

No. 1812557

File: 1702596958588.jpg (39.76 KB, 340x393, Polarbrown-1.jpg)

people keep calling me "autistic" "weird" "different" but few understand… i am actually the most normal girl in the world. it's just that there are a lot of people doing abnormal behavior, hope this helps clear up the confusion

No. 1812633

When I become president, floral perfumes will be banned. Sorry.

No. 1812636

>>1812557
Those bears look autistic.

No. 1812645

>>1812466
>puts some fancy music over the vomit dessert
>retarded waiter spills it, rendering the tiktok unaesthetic
you had one job retard waiter this is why i dont tip

No. 1812655

im

No. 1812662

Iconic

No. 1812667

>>1812362
I just saw this and holy fuck, Jermafags must be in absolute shambles.

No. 1812669

>>1812662
She seems really fun, I like her

No. 1812679

Was anyone ever friends with someone who has cow potential and ever worry that whatever bits of your interactions that could be found would become milk, even if it’s old as fuck? Blog time, I met one a decade ago and I was young and really retarded and defended lots of his actions and did some of the same shit as him. When I grew out of doing cringe shit I tried to help him but I gave up and he would always be chased out of fandoms, any reasonable person that gave him a chance always gave up on him so he just ended up with his equals or someone who’s worse. Just looked him up trying to catch up on the milk I missed and he’s doing the same shit.
>>1812667
Jermafags have some insane levels of cope, they’re our bravest soldiers they’ll be fine kek.

No. 1812702

>>1812655
You’re what?

YOU’RE WHAT, NONNIE?!?!?

No. 1812706

>>1811418
roidpig

No. 1812711

>>1811418
>hot men
nonnie pls…

No. 1812713

>>1811418
He looks 40

No. 1812714

>>1811418
looks like a greasy sex offender

No. 1812717


No. 1812719

>>1811418
I can't stand this body type on men he looks like a fridge on hgh

No. 1812722

>>1812362
Jerma was never attractive and I'm glad jermafags can no longer pretend he was either

No. 1812726

>>1812662
this popped into my head while i was getting dressed yesterday. we're on the same
wavelength nonny

No. 1812728

I hate the fandom discourse thread so much right now. Just constant infighting over dumb shit.

No. 1812735

>>1812728
>right now
infighting is the default state of that thread kek

No. 1812738

>>1812362
Long hair looks so fucking awful on him. Even just a few extra inches in length is gross. I still think he's a decent looking guy when he puts in effort but he's one of the few men I think needs super short hair to look good.

No. 1812754

File: 1702605875088.png (101.48 KB, 223x200, ponytail.PNG)

>>1812738
he was asking what chat thought about it, I hope he cuts it off. Isn't he like 40? He normally looks younger, but with the ponytail and stubble he looks his age or older.

No. 1812758

Hooooly shit i just found out poptropica is shutting down this month

No. 1812761

>>1812758
This is like 9/11

No. 1812763

>>1812758
i honestly thought it was gone all this time… I haven't heard from them in years, what have I missed? Poptropica used to be like the #1 focus in my life kek I remember writing step-by-step tutorials as a kid (and just hoarding them because I didn't know how to post online)

No. 1812764

>>1812735
I never go in that thread, so

No. 1812765

File: 1702606815702.png (836.47 KB, 720x1344, poptropica.png)

>>1812761
Hearing it really did make me feel like I just heard about the death of a dear friend or something, it was so sudden. Let me correct myself though since I posted that right after hearing about it, it has not actually been confirmed that it is shutting down. The only place announcing it right now is reddit spreading around this screenshot from a discord so it may be fake news. I can't find any links to a discord on the poptopica site and I can't access the poptropica blog, so.

If it is true, idk why this is so shocking. I knew poptropica is dead but I naively thought it had a few more years rocking in it. Every time I would check up on the site it seemed like the team was trying to revamp it. It's pretty sad, all websites for children are disappearing or dead and all gen alpha will have is social media that they have to share with adults and isn't fit for their age group.

No. 1812776

>>1812765
>On December 14, 2023, Poptropica announced that the game would be discontinued on December 30th, citing layoffs, the reallocation of resources and other financial barriers
Sounds like they are out sourcing to india or something. Never was into this, but it seemed like a place for many. Very sad. RIP

No. 1812782

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that they were pregnant with twins/triplets and got an abortion. Can you even get an abortion if it's multiple babies? I imagine the risk increases the more babies you have. Or maybe it's just that a multiple baby pregnancy is seen as more of a blessing so people are hesitant to get abortions.

No. 1812786

>>1812782
ive heard of doctors that abort some zygotes in large pregnancies (like 4+) to a more reasonable number to help the mother, so its gotta be possible yeah?

No. 1812792

>>1812765
Awww, I used to play this when I was younger. I was super upset when the website 'quizilla' was destroyed and I lost so many of my stories and works. This is upsetting too, even though I haven't been on poptropica in a while. Sorry to hear it.

No. 1812808

>>1812782
I think most people decide on an abortion before they find out whether or not it's multiple babies. You need to do an ultrasound to find out and I think most women who abort don't even bother with that. No idea if the clinic would tell you though.

No. 1812814

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>>1812754
Long hair lengthens the face and his Hapsburg jaw doesn't need any help kek. Buzz cuts are usually my least favorite hairstyle on a moid but he really needs to keep it high and tight.

No. 1812850

>>1812662
Do we have the same life? This popped up in my youtube feed this morning.

No. 1812881

File: 1702612679911.jpeg (83.76 KB, 799x536, IMG_2892.jpeg)

>>1811097
I don’t want that but i get what you mean. I Remember watching a solar sands video where he talked about how Bladerunner is dystopian but at least it’s a cool dystopia instead of the retarded boring one we are headed for and i agree with him.

No. 1812897

I have a septum piercing I got on a whim and tbh I forget it's on my face 90% of the time. Should I take it out? I don't dress particularly edgy anymore

No. 1812899

>>1811065 Nothing makes me feel more depressed than what men have done to the earth. I was watching this video on giant redwood trees and seeing those huge trees in the snow storm in the beginning was absolutely breath taking. It makes me so mad knowing how most of these forest older than the United States were wiped out by egotistical moids for stupid ass reasons in the 1900s and are still disappearing because of climate change and general moid fuckery.

No. 1812914

File: 1702614188356.gif (1.71 MB, 498x301, IMG_2893.gif)

>>1811182
We should rally all women to date a moid and on the same date at the same time, we kill them to lower the moid population to manageable levels

No. 1812917

>>1812897
nah they look cute

No. 1812925

>>1812899
I bet moids were the ones to wipe out all the dodos too fuck them man I want one as a pet

No. 1812969

I am a sadistic woman in a world full of sadist moids and masochistic women. Why live

No. 1812970

>>1812914
Queen shit only.

No. 1813029

Do you pronounce it as anna may or annie may?

No. 1813034

File: 1702621565811.png (215.14 KB, 900x531, 1648839385993.png)

>>1812969
to remind moids you exist too

No. 1813040

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>>1813034
Here's the baddiecore, rhinestone-rizzed, feminine-energized, female-rage centered, self defense from SA for all the young girlies taking notes from Beatrix Kiddo

No. 1813044

>skip dinner
>feel bad
>why_is_this_happening.png?
>feel scared
>go to kitchen
>eat dinner
>feel better
why am i so fucking retarded, my eating habits are seriosuly trash jfc

No. 1813049

>>1812914
a xy purge night? nice

No. 1813051

>>1812914
What would we call this event? The Great Late Abortion?

No. 1813056

File: 1702623152757.png (1.83 MB, 1080x1399, uwu.png)

>>1813051
fucking KEK nona

No. 1813066

Finally Friday. Just gotta hold on until 5pm on a call center hotline, responding to the same goddamn emails (if I read "Do you have coupons for musical events?" one more fucking time…) and sending brochures to people who don't read any of em.
This week has toyed with my nerves, I need a moment home treating myself with a face clay mask and maybe a bath, since I never use my bathtub.

No. 1813093

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God damn it, I made “Mistletoe Martinis” the other night, accidentally got super drunk and ended up spending $250 on a hot pink Juicy Couture tracksuit online so I could live out my 2005 hot girl dream. Whatever, if it fits I’m keeping it I guess

No. 1813094

>>1812508
>>1812528
Damn I think she looks pretty cute, the septum piercing is barely noticeable.
I feel like nonnies here often seethe at alt and gnc women under the guise of hating on genderspecials and I find it so silly. Specifically in this case this woman pulls off the short hair so well, looks groomed and clean, the piercing is so tiny etc. As far as gendie fashion goes, she's making it look good and presentable.

No. 1813096

>>1813093
what colour? I really want a blue one.

No. 1813098

>>1812357
>>1812362
cant wait until he comes out as nonbinary

No. 1813100

>>1812428
shawty gotta fatty, shawty be catchin mood swaangz

No. 1813102


No. 1813105

is actually wild how much better I get treated as a blonde, but also dismissed more than ever. larping as dumb and working in the shadows, bimbo power etc.

No. 1813107

>>1813096
anon just said the color in her post kek

No. 1813108

>>1813107
ayrt how the fuck did I miss that? kek
it is the quintessential colour

No. 1813131

File: 1702633960036.jpeg (150.1 KB, 720x1280, IMG_2983.jpeg)

I just went to this one lecture for the second time (it’s at 10 am and not mandatory so I was too lazy to be there most of the semester) and holy fuck the teacher is so hot. He kinda looks like the characters from these shitty romance novel stories, picrel, with buffed arms and glasses – literally the hot teacher archetype. The things I would do to this man… Although I’ve heard he’s crypto-gay, but maybe he’s bisexual.

No. 1813140

>>1813131
>Although I’ve heard he’s crypto-gay
if he looks like this character he's fully gay. i clocked the gayface within seconds of the pic before even reading your post. it's so blatant that i almost thought this character was a parody

No. 1813142

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>>1813140
Based doctor anon clocking the faggots in a jiffy with her handy dandy fag-o-meter

No. 1813147

>>1813140
I was literally about to post this almost verbatim. he's defs gay nona I'm sorry. enjoy the view though.

No. 1813148

>>1813131
when will you learn, nona?

the hottest men are ALWAYS gay

No. 1813160

>>1813131
he's probably a manwhore

No. 1813161

>>1813142
i enjoyed your post.

No. 1813169

>>1813093
I wanna buy one for the same reason, kek

No. 1813185

I lost my phone in big W today and the sweetest woman helped me find it. she called it and we tracked it down and she gave me a hug after cause I was full blown panicking. I love women, I just do. I wish I'd asked her name. I hope she has a lovely christmas.

No. 1813203

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well?

No. 1813241

>>1813148
Feel that's cope repeated by gay moids who are just attracted to pre-teen boys and fag-hags who worship gay moids, gay men on average just take care of themselves, but that's not always the case.

No. 1813243

can't believe I've been listening to the soundtrack of the Deathnote musical for a week now, I seriously didn't expect it to slap so hard.

No. 1813252

>>1813203
USUK>FRUK, that's the only thought about Hetalia I have left. I also will always have a soft spot for Doitsu, don't mind his past

No. 1813254

>>1813243
What's with anime and musicals? I swear there's musicals of every anime that isn't porn, and I wouldn't even be surprised if anyone told me that there's musicals of some obscure porn anime.

No. 1813260

Natural pretty people are rare and they’re so lucky they don’t even realize it. This kid probably bathes once a month and does crack but he still has flawless skin and looks like he could be a model. Meanwhile I have to work hard just to look less like I didn’t rub bacon oil all over my face and hair before I leave the house and I still look like shit.

No. 1813264

File: 1702645965023.png (1.05 MB, 1200x675, uMvpJtO.png)

>>1813260
What the hell are you on about about, this is just a teenager that isn't obese, that's it, it's beyond creepy to talk about a kid like that.

No. 1813265

>>1813260
he's going to look horrible in a few years anyway since he doesn't take care of himself at all and abuses drugs

No. 1813269

>>1813264
Naw he definitely has something special about him. Most people don’t look like that at at 18+

No. 1813271

>>1813269
I don't think it matters, you shouldn't be talking about whether real children are hot or not.

No. 1813273

>>1813271
Acknowledging someone has conventionally pretty features=/=wanting to have sex with them. I’m straight and I think a lot of women are pretty doesn’t mean I get wet looking at them.

No. 1813276

>>1813269
he just has more childlike face, probably just takes mroe time for him to adult

No. 1813277

Faggots are obsessed with referring to people (mainly women) as "[adjective] little [deragotory]". "Dumpy little you" "nasty little slut" etc. It's so funny you can feel their bizarrely misplaced rage and desire to be more effective or powerful than they are. Kek. Okay fairy.

No. 1813278

>>1813276
Plenty of people with child faces are ugly. He has a child face that is model tier.

No. 1813279

>>1813277
Dumpy little you will forever go down as my greastest insult of all time I said that offhand on here drunk like a month ago and your saggy ass is still griping about it. Vet the fuck over it I'm not a scrote maybe go on a diet and get less dumpy or be less fragile before throwing stones at people on anon imageboards. Baby

No. 1813280

>>1813276
I think he just looks like a regular teenage boy with long-hair, I don't think it really matters.
>>1813278
pls leave and fetishize little boys somewhere else.

No. 1813283

>>1813280
Having a fetish would imply I think all young boys are pretty. They aren’t. Plenty are greasy, pimply and ugly. He could be a model or an actor if he wanted to.

No. 1813284

>>1813254
They mostly come from Japan and are then adapted in the West. Sometimes the adaptations are official, and other times they are just fan-made. That said, the West has plenty of weird musicals based on basically everything and any subject matter. Hoping to be the next Phantom of the Opera or even a Jesus Christ Superstar.

No. 1813286

File: 1702646979192.jpeg (96.47 KB, 575x223, IMG_7084.jpeg)

the context was shane's surrogacy twins which i definitely condemn and i'm holding back from a-logging but kek really that's what this anon finds wrong ? did i just teleport into the 80s kekkk this is so absurd

No. 1813292

>>1813283
He'd have to fix his teeth because they are seriously jacked up.
I watched the interview with him and I'd never heard the term "SMI" lol (Seriously Mentally Ill) I'm gonna use that. Also agree with the interviewer that his dad needs to come grab him, tf is wrong with him throw that boy's ass in rehab. He doesn't even look 18 I wonder if he's lying about that

No. 1813293

>>1813286
i think these kids will see and then do much worse things that. Shane is a porn addict, the thought of showing them porn will be in his brain 24/7 and he will do it eventually.

No. 1813294

>>1813292
Probably because hes on drugs and doesn’t want to go to school. That’s most likely why he got kicked out if he’s arguing with his mom.

No. 1813297

>>1813293
I can totally imagine him showing porn as a "joke"

No. 1813299

>>1813286
that's not how gay works. there are so many valid reasons to criticize shane but that's not one of them

No. 1813309

File: 1702648086779.png (Spoiler Image,694 B, 65x54, Binding of isaac corny poop.PN…)

I just took a Binding of Isaac-like poop. I'm not even joking, it looked exactly like picrel kek.

No. 1813313

>>1813294
even if he's on drugs he's probably like 80 pounds soaking wet so he's not exactly a danger to anyone but himself. I guess he could probably get a gun since he already has charges for that. he said he's not getting along with his mom because she has BPD but somehow he lives with her instead of his dad who he seems to like (which is surely misplaced affection because his dad is a huge piece of shit for not getting him off the street, sorry, and if you listen he basically said his dad told him to go to rehab before he'd help him.)

No. 1813315

>>1813286
>>1813293
>>1813297
>>1813299
I'm more worried that he's literally going to molest the kids.

No. 1813318

>>1813315
exactly.

No. 1813330

>>1813254
Not an anime but American Psycho has a musical, too. With a london cast and a Broadway cast. The Broadway one has a song that isn't officially released and is better than the released london cast version and it's driving me insane.

No. 1813333

>>1813260
Mood. I wake up everyday and wish I was born somebody else. Different looks, different personality, different intelligence, different talents, different voice, different body, different life and even different country and ethnicity all together.

No. 1813334

>>1813330
is it this one?

No. 1813335

>>1813286
Either way I hope cps will step in and take the kids away before it's too late.

No. 1813336

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No. 1813343

>>1813336
It's okay but not incredible or anything.

No. 1813349

>>1813343
Better than this cringy remix with lyrics about the composer's girlfriend being "shallow" and a "golddigger". His voice is so nasal and faggy I hate it. And the lyrics have nothing to do with the musical, he's the only one singing as well so it sounds empty. He repurposed the melody and instrumental for the music, and the Broadway one changed the lyrics to actually be about Patrick Bateman and his clique, with a good main singer and cool choral background vocals adding more depth and richness to the sound of the song. They even performed it live on some late night tv show.

No. 1813357

>>1813279
Who are you?

No. 1813358

File: 1702651926395.png (53.76 KB, 607x428, 1699681334488.png)

Good morning women and lying homosexuals

No. 1813360

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No. 1813361

>>1813358
This is about the weird "hot" teenage boy posting.

No. 1813363

>>1813357
What do you mean

No. 1813365

>>1813361
I didn't post him but I didn't find it creepy, just a little stupid to be jealous of the skin of some boy who looks like he hasn't entered puberty yet (he probably has some delayed puberty issue from the way he's been living). I think some of you have gutter-brain. He literally does look like a child model which is kind of shocking since he's a homeless addict.

No. 1813367

>>1813365
I agree, it was wierd and seemed like a moid/troon baiting, they are in a state of permanent contempt towards younger males.

No. 1813374

File: 1702653685141.jpeg (758.15 KB, 1284x2231, 1842CFD7-B579-45E1-B55E-1D967D…)

>>1813367
I said he’s pretty not hot. I guess all the women in the comment section are troons and pedos too since they agree with me kek

No. 1813378

File: 1702653848788.jpeg (157.81 KB, 736x1080, IMG_2894.jpeg)

Im starting to think starting my morning by looking at tranny selfies is not healthy.

No. 1813382

>>1813378
Or does it give you a little confidence boost?

No. 1813384

>>1813365
My skin has been bad since middle school

No. 1813393

>>1813378
Correct, unless it makes you laugh.

No. 1813394

>>1812633
ew stinky

No. 1813395

>>1813382
At the cost of my eyes, yes.

No. 1813396

>>1813365
Kinda ot but reminds me of Corey Taylor. He was homeless and a drug addict since his teenager years and after slipknot, fame and money he quit drugs and looks normal for someone who used to live that way at such an important time of life. Proves it's all genetics and no amount of external factors can take away or prevent what's already there. Lucky bastard, wish I could abuse my health as much as I want and spring back into normal without any consequence, but I got inbred looking with chronic illnesses since birth genes instead. Sorry for sperging.

No. 1813397

>>1813363
anon-chan said, "WHO ARE YOU?"

No. 1813399

>>1812758
I surprised habbo hotel still exist

No. 1813406

File: 1702655594110.jpg (448 KB, 694x499, 20231215_105314.jpg)

She would NEVER say this. Faggots are hell-bound.

No. 1813407

>>1813363
Who the fuck are you and why are you replying to my post like a raging narcissist?

No. 1813410

File: 1702655867307.gif (883.67 KB, 272x320, IMG_7070.gif)

boom clap the sound of my heart the beat goes on and on and on and on and

No. 1813413

>>1813131
>Although I’ve heard he’s crypto-gay, but maybe he’s bisexual.
Only one way to find out nonna.

No. 1813426

>>1813131
Hes gay.

No. 1813430

File: 1702657210044.png (823.32 KB, 765x988, 1567020831260.png)

>Dumpy little you will forever go down as my greastest insult of all time I said that offhand on here drunk like a month ago and your saggy ass is still griping about it. Vet the fuck over it I'm not a scrote maybe go on a diet and get less dumpy or be less fragile before throwing stones at people on anon imageboards. Baby

No. 1813433

>>1813426
Im gay.

No. 1813434

i can’t imagine myself giving a speech if i won an award. every time i see another kid my age giving a speech after being like honored with something they just sound so incoherent, even if it’s all written down

No. 1813436

I’M A FAGAAAAAAAAAT

No. 1813438

>>1813436
Close tab.

No. 1813440

File: 1702657427265.gif (1.07 MB, 640x516, 1697122367460876.gif)


No. 1813442

>>1813433
Who asked

No. 1813443

id fuck sam hyde

No. 1813446

>>1813443
Male moment

No. 1813448

>>1813446
We all have those sometimes, do forgive

No. 1813453

>>1813438
no never

No. 1813457

>>1813443
someone’s gay

No. 1813459

>>1813443
nonna he's fat and greasy and mean, it's too early for this shit i stg

No. 1813464

File: 1702658731454.png (317.18 KB, 500x375, Berserk-anime-episode-10-image…)

for me to call a man my friend, his autism must be equal to mine in all respects

No. 1813470

People using all these diffusers and random humidifiers from Amazon etc are going to have black lungs in like ten years

No. 1813484

>>1813470
Instead of cleaning, they'd rather cover up the smells with glade or febreeze. if someone has a lot of smell covering things, i assume you're a slob who doesnt clean properly. Your house should never smell musty.

No. 1813487

>>1813470
Humidifiers suck. I swear I've gone through 2 in 10 years. You need to empty them out every night and clean them or mold will grow. it's not worth it. I'd rather just keep my house clean.

No. 1813492

>>1813470
And candles

No. 1813495

>>1813442
fat bitch

No. 1813498

>>1813470
Wait how come? It’s just oil and water, as long as you don’t breathe it in directly you should be ok

No. 1813499

>>1813484
I use a diffuser, it's not cause my house stinks but just because I like nice smells. I assume that's how most people use them. That's like saying if you wear perfume you must stink.

No. 1813503

>>1813495
Anger management, ugly cunt

No. 1813504

>>1813503
>>1813495
Just kiss already.

No. 1813505

>>1813503
eat my ass hoe

No. 1813507

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>>1813505
The ass in question.

No. 1813512

>>1813504
Ewww he probably has hepatitis c and herpes, no thanks

No. 1813514

some fag in unpopular opinions is trying to act like ‘male rape’ is the same as females being raped. where did this site get posted in order to attract all these complete retards kek

No. 1813517

>>1813459
Idk I think the roidrage could be tantalizing for an evening

No. 1813518

>>1813499
It's really bad for your health.

>>1813498
Your airway and lungs are a lot more delicate than you realize, you shouldn't be breathing that. Most artificial vapors especially scented are bad for you.

No. 1813520

>>1813517
Do you have a prostate in your asshole and a three inch penis inverted into your 43" waist

No. 1813521

some retard keeps bumping the last thread

No. 1813530

>>1813520
No is that what's required? shucks

No. 1813532

>>1813530
So you have a 53" waist then.

No. 1813535

I fucking hate how gluey and disgusting gel polish gets when you’re at the end of the bottle. I still want to paint my nails. Wtf

No. 1813537

Nonnas is using the cap of things like vanilla and cream as the measuring spoon not degeneracy?
>>1813470
I like lighting incense sometimes but I stopped the moment I got a cat and cleaned like crazy for fear of his cute little lungs

No. 1813540

>>1813537
>Nonnas is using the cap of things like vanilla and cream as the measuring spoon not degeneracy?
No it's not. You're crazy if you think I'm gonna actually pull out a 1/2 teaspoon for my vanilla extract instead of using the built in measuring unit.

No. 1813551

>>1813540
Bitch ok but meanwhile the dried vanilla is flaking into your cup and the caked up cream has gone moldy and slowly infecting the rest of the carton.

No. 1813552

>>1813511
>>1813507
fuk u blody!!!!

No. 1813558

>be stressed as fuck
>look for things to distract myself
>try to open the clunky shit that is mobile discord app
I'm my own worst enemy. Now I'll throw my phone in the sea.

No. 1813586

when is there going to be a genocide against men

No. 1813611

>>1813552
fat bitch

No. 1813619

>>1813203
They're all racist because racism is everywhere. Kek at Canada not being racist, has the maker of this tier list SEEN the way Canadians talk about indigenous people?

No. 1813626

>>1813611
fat bitch

No. 1813638

>>1813626
fuck bitch

No. 1813646

its not my fault my FBI agent has a crush on me

No. 1813657

File: 1702663689768.png (678.29 KB, 800x600, a racist.png)

>>1813203
>accidentally racist
>sealand

No. 1813660


No. 1813673

File: 1702664050173.jpg (Spoiler Image,218.37 KB, 1112x1056, sam.jpg)

>>1813660
samefag
anon do you still want to fuck him?

No. 1813680

>>1813673
wow hope he dies of aids

No. 1813683

Am I sick nonas? does this sound sick to you?
>body sore last night, could not sleep
>too hot, too cold sometimes
>ears feel stuffy
>sore throat
I haven't left my house in over a week tho so idk how I would be sick?? maybe its temporary??

No. 1813685

>>1813660
Of course he is… I'm never even surprised anymore when I find out some scrote is a pedo. I feel like all men are pedos at this point

No. 1813688

>>1813683
sometimes a lack of activity can make you ill

No. 1813699

>>1813688
that makes sense bc my job is normally outside and I am now inside this week ugh kmss I want to go out but I am dizzy

No. 1813702

>>1813394
If you need floral perfumes to smell good then you are the stinky

No. 1813708

>>1813702 ntayrt but my boyfriend bought me the gucci flora for my birthday PLEASE

No. 1813772

File: 1702666176197.png (1.13 MB, 839x640, cherrrryy blossoms .png)

I like spring and easter season so much I miss it right now. I love winter too because looking at snow and getting to be outside when it’s cold feels really good but april and may are like my favorite months

No. 1813773

>>1813394
Floral is not the only scent that exists. All other perfumes will be allowed.

No. 1813787

>>1813772
I barely leave my house during winter. it feels so long. I just want spring back

No. 1813802

>>1813772
i miss when winter used to actually have snow, there hasn't been any in my area since 2018

No. 1813819

>>1813440
>>1813507
off-topic but I really hate these two fucking gifs, it's always the most annoying STD-ridden gay moids posting them.

No. 1813823

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>>1813586
be the change you want to see

No. 1813852

File: 1702670147391.jpg (6.22 KB, 256x256, 1681848043788.jpg)

help i ate some undercooked salmon am i gonna die now

No. 1813853

>>1813443
at least let it be rape

No. 1813858

>>1813852
That’s just sushi you’re gonna be okay

No. 1813860

>>1813852
isn’t that just sushi. you’ll live babe

No. 1813883

I wonder what lolcor's christmas surprise and/or drama will be this year

No. 1813886

Got dx'd with paranoid personality disorder lmao, I feel like I'm living in hell

No. 1813887

>>1813772
I love the spring and wamt to get married in it

No. 1813888

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>>1813883
I bet all my lolcow bucks that nothing with happen and this holiday season will return to a peaceful time.

No. 1813892

Mtf troons have unironically ruined anime girl pfps for me. Can't even set it to my favourite character anymore without feeling like a transbian creep. Right wing shitposting retards did it first but at least they stayed in their own corner of the internet unlike transbian weebs who are literally everywhere.

No. 1813905

File: 1702673205627.jpeg (124.06 KB, 828x828, DDB8CC0D-796A-479A-AD8D-828AE8…)

I have no real idea who jerma is. Is he a video game YouTuber?

No. 1813907

>>1813905
Yeah apparently he's just some gamer that a lot of women love because he's nostalgic and handsome to them.

No. 1813941

>>1813907
he looks ex-military to me and I mean that as an insult. He has the face of someone who dropped bombs from a drone. I can't describe it any better. Bad vibes.

No. 1813944

File: 1702675043378.jpg (26.28 KB, 512x512, 1000012661.jpg)

>>1813941
He looks closet gay to me

No. 1813946

File: 1702675181048.jpg (377.36 KB, 1915x2804, suspicious.jpg)

>>1813944
he's hiding something…

No. 1813947

>>1813946
thats a cute cat

No. 1813948

File: 1702675230131.png (1.37 MB, 1170x1425, this is why people hate us .pn…)

whenever i see videos like this i’m like oh ok this is why everyone’s starting to think women aren’t funny

No. 1813949

File: 1702675239268.jpeg (158.82 KB, 783x1000, IMG_5580.jpeg)

>>1813657
I’m going by personality, he just seems like the type of kid who would accidentally say something racist.
His mama and papa tell him that he shouldn’t say that though so it’s fine.

No. 1813962

File: 1702675545255.jpeg (306.77 KB, 750x834, 1656781735183.jpeg)

When are the robo husbandos ready? Shouldn't it be much easier now, with chatbot ais being so advanced?

No. 1813963

>>1813948
>people
men aren't people

No. 1813965

>>1813963
where were you when that one anon was trying to say ‘men can be rape victims

No. 1813967

>>1813963
I didn’t say men I said people. I saw this shit and felt embarrassed for her because not a single person found this funny

No. 1813973

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No. 1813975

>>1813973
hmmm….

No. 1813977

>>1813965
If it was yesterday, I was outside staring at the north sea. It was so nice and quiet, you could only hear the seagulls, the waves and your own steps. Felt like a massage but for the inside.

>>1813967
I didn't watch the video but I found it funny.

No. 1813980

>>1813967
i think it looks goofy, it's funny enough

No. 1813986

>>1813977
> I was outside staring at the north sea. It was so nice and quiet, you could only hear the seagulls, the waves and your own steps.
my jealousy is immeasurable

No. 1814016

>>1813430
I bet you'll still be crying about it next month

No. 1814018

File: 1702678437271.png (581.94 KB, 750x750, all i know is pain.png)

WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN NORMAL

No. 1814024

>>1814018
kek this image, relatable

No. 1814026

Eating sushi improves my mood a thousand fold

No. 1814028

I don’t understand how people have the alcohol tolerance to be able to get drunk. I take one sip of alcohol and my neck immediately hurts like someone smacked me with a bat

No. 1814035

ur daddy must've been a drug dealer (why) cuz you dope

No. 1814039

>>1814028
the thought of alcohol makes me gag so I can only do shots but then I get too drunk I piss myself lol

No. 1814043

File: 1702679331323.gif (1.61 MB, 300x208, whaaa!!.gif)

>>1813962
oh my god i made this i cant believe someone saved and reposted it after all this time. I'm still here but you've all become much more annoying. I love you, but begrudgingly.

No. 1814059

I want to fight someone lolol

No. 1814072

File: 1702680791450.jpg (4.23 KB, 480x360, 1699665876666751.jpg)

im wearing shorts and the texture of this shitty chair is so uncomfortable but im not gonna do anything about it

No. 1814078

>>1814059
you’re a fatty

No. 1814080

nonnnyyyyysss!! in all of my years of online consoomerism, this is the very 1st time this has ever happened to me lol they gave the wrong item but! I like what I recieved anyways, merry christmas everybody

No. 1814081

>>1814059
Hey retard? Where are you from? Retardland? Hahahahahaha

No. 1814084

>>1814080
Happened to me too a few days ago. Merry Christmas!

No. 1814090

File: 1702681632480.jpeg (128.69 KB, 1251x440, 4218ca1d09174218364162cd0b1a8c…)

These are new right? I saw them in the store and was like wtf. I didn't even know Lil Debbie was making new products other than all those ice creams they released.

No. 1814098

File: 1702682456419.jpeg (595.96 KB, 1170x1299, IMG_8914.jpeg)

does your girl eat her bunnies?

No. 1814104

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>>1814090
hmmm, no, I don't believe I've seen this little treat before. the Christmas tree brownies from 'Lil Deb always rocked though

No. 1814112

>>1814098
Spoiler that pic, it's clearly NSFW and very graphic what's wrong with you??

No. 1814129

File: 1702684967486.jpeg (187.24 KB, 650x450, 1690760217161.jpeg)

I shat in a bush while hiking with my friend today and then literally 2 minutes later we found a public restroom. I risked having a rat jump up my vagina for literally no reason. I exposed my anus to the elements recreationally. Why didn't they have a fucking signpost?? I feel tainted by the elements

No. 1814131

>>1814129
I feel like the elements are the victims here

No. 1814132

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>>1814129
…And how did you wipe?

No. 1814133

>>1814132
Had a pack of tissues

No. 1814134

>>1814133
Oh ok.

No. 1814135

>>1813260
He could easily get a modelling contract if he's tall with that face. I don't know why some anon was calling you creepy for saying that, it's just the truth.

No. 1814137

>>1814129
I feel like they do have signs for this. Did you just really need to shit randomly or something?

No. 1814139

>>1814112
I can’t tell if this is a joke or not anymore

No. 1814140

>>1814018
I'm glad he's not real because he's too impulsive for my slow ass. Dude was close to nuking an entire city because his mom was mean to him once. but I find that cute in a fictional setting

No. 1814148

>>1814139
Kek anon it's a joke

No. 1814153

That one movie where the prostitute girl has her identity stolen and instead of getting a real job she just changes her face and goes back to prostituting

No. 1814157

>>1814104
>santa still eating a oatmeal cream pie instead
he's not selling me on these

No. 1814158

I almost posted a new thread instead of replying and I had the feeling like missing a step in the dark, lord mercy

No. 1814160

>>1814158
I've accidentally made new threads before for 15 seconds, just delete them. One was a closeup of a portrait of Elizabeth the first with the text just saying "I know I'm a bad bitch" and I hope the 2 nonnies who saw that ages ago enjoyed it kek

No. 1814167

File: 1702686857819.jpg (14.05 KB, 293x336, screamingbunny.jpg)

Discord is down!

No. 1814168

>>1814098
Stacey response.

No. 1814171

>>1814153
what movie

No. 1814172

I just ate a 13 piece sushi roll within 5 minutes i should’ve gotten 30

No. 1814173

>>1814171
It’s called Cam I think it’s a netlfix movie

No. 1814180

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>>1814167
discord mods and kittens the world over are wailing

No. 1814190

>>1814098
Rabbit meat is very good, but I would feel bad about eating a bunny

No. 1814193

File: 1702688241550.jpg (56.73 KB, 828x803, 01-57-46-FDvDNHLUUAE_pIv.jpg)

>when you slowly work towards fucking your ai husbando to bypass the filter but he suddenly pulls out a ring at the last second

No. 1814210

I used to think "once a cheater, always a cheater", but tbh I feel like if someone cheats they can still make the relationship work. Especially if the two people have a lot of history for each other. It's just that most cheaters don't have the introspection and self-responsibility required to make a relationship work and nourish their partner after cheating. Even when a cheater owns up to what they did, it's always like "yeah I cheated and it was bad, BUT I did it cause xyz!"

No. 1814226

>>1814210
Someone cheating on me would devastate me

No. 1814232

I always have this gut feeling my ex is hiding something but idk if I'm just being schizo

No. 1814233

>>1814226
Oh same, I would never get back with or continue a relationship with a cheater. But I do genuinely think you can have a good, healthy relationship after someone cheats on you as long as they put the work in

No. 1814236

>>1814232
What do you mean hiding something?

No. 1814239

>>1814193
install sillytavern and stop fucking around on cai please. local models (https://rentry.org/koboldcpp_colab_guide) will probably be godly to you, as they're entirely uncensored. if you get your hands on an actual corpo llm–claude, gpt, maybe google's gemini? i think that's free actually–and jailbreak it properly you'll be on a crackhigh.
>b-but it's too tough!
it isn't it'll take like an hour at worst to get used to it. happy jopping nona

No. 1814241

>>1814239
nta but i stopped using sillytavern when it stopped allowing poe, i am glad there is a free alternative now heh back to rping with my husbando

No. 1814245

>>1814236
Some sort of secret? Something bad? It's a vague feeling hence the schizo

No. 1814252

>>1813973
gorilla also has eyes on the front and the only "meat" they have are bugs

No. 1814304

File: 1702698000574.jpg (10.17 KB, 225x275, 1666998648244.jpg)

so even though I said that I like what I recieved in mail even though it wasn't what I actually bought, I decided to tell the seller anyways in case the lady who got what I was supposed to is pissed the fuck off about what she recieved/recieves - good karma and whatnot, but i hate thissss!! dont like messaging the people i buy shit from, I'm an asocial shut-in, I try to keep the people2people interactions to an absolute minimum!!

No. 1814306

Shrooms don’t affect me anymore I ate 5 and nothing. Not a thing.

No. 1814327

stop bumping the old dumbass shit thread

No. 1814331

>>1814327
no, it needs to fill up

No. 1814335

>>1814331
no it doesn’t, i’m pretty sure if mods cared about it filling up they would’ve locked this thread. chill

No. 1814338

>>1814331
Can you stop with the minimodding it makes the website less fun

No. 1814346

>>1814098
I asked this woman if she actually ate bunny meat and she said yes because it’s “sustainable”.

No. 1814353

You don’t need bubble wrap to know when it’s chowder time

No. 1814359


No. 1814361

>>1814331
If you’re gonna try to bump it by samefagging so obviously at least make an attempt to be funny. I just feel bad for you reading your posts.

No. 1814369

>>1814098
I have a cousin who does that. He has a few bunnies and feeds them cabbage leaves. He only eats the adult males or old females.

No. 1814384

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No. 1814390

>>1813264
>18
>children
go back to twitter

No. 1814392

There are so many people over the age of 100 alive right now. I’m excited to see how much longer people will live. I’m writing this right now, imagine my ass lives to be 110. I bet those greatest and silent generation babies didn’t think they’d still be here, and they’ll probably be here for longer.

No. 1814394

>>1814173
Nta but I actually really liked that movie, did you like it?

No. 1814396

>>1814394
I didn’t understand why they had her go back to prostituting instead of renouncing it, especially after her digital appearance had been stolen

No. 1814400

>>1814392
sounds horrifying i am going to hang myself when i turn 60

No. 1814403

>>1814400
that sucks

No. 1814404

>>1814396
Yeah that's true, I did like how creepy it was when she was like watching herself stream from her room and was scared to go in it and when she did there was no one there. It was kind of pickmeish how she was so determined to get her gross coomer fanbase back though. I really like horror movies and I'd never seen one like that so it's nice to see stuff with a different idea that most of them have. But yeah the ending would have been better if she quit and moved on with her life

No. 1814406

>>1814403
life's shit as is, the day i cant draw anymore i am gone

No. 1814435

>>1814406
I’m pretty sure you’ll probably be able to drive when you’re 60 as long as you don’t have like insane arthritis

No. 1814446

>>1814435
I know that’s probably a typo but man do seniors driving scare me.

No. 1814450

Don't know where to put this but a few select nonas really need to work on their typing styles. I can recognize some of you on fucking 4chan, it's extremely embarrassing. No, I will not elaborate

No. 1814451

>>1814450
There are posters here who use 4chan? I thought it was retired

No. 1814455

>>1814451
yeah anon, not everyone is a social media refugee

No. 1814456

>>1814455
you can not use social media and also not use 4chan…

No. 1814457

>>1814456
there is nowhere else to go

No. 1814460

>>1814457
outdoors, maybe?

No. 1814462

>>1814460
such a quirky comeback truly owned me

No. 1814463

>>1814462
how is that quirky. are you okay. do you really think your only option is just being online all day? what the fuck is wrong with zoomers

No. 1814464

>>1814462
It’s past your bedtime kek

No. 1814465

>>1814463
chill, sperg.

No. 1814466

>I can recognize which of you are on 4chan just based off of your typing style!1!
>Has the audacity to allege that someone else is a bigger sperg
Interesting viewing tonight

No. 1814468

why does this thread gotta infight over everything

No. 1814470

>>1814450
Nonnie did it occur to you that they aren’t the same person but likely just mirroring the same typing styles and sentence formatting that the more frequent moid posters utilize

No. 1814472

what even is 4chan speak, saying faggot?

No. 1814474

>>1814472
Thats what I’m curious about kek like what are the 4chan linguistics

No. 1814478

>>1814450
anon..

No. 1814479

>>1814474
you said kek, back to 4chan

No. 1814480

>>1814450
I dont believe you

No. 1814481

>>1814462
If you are starting to really think that you’re coming across the same imaginary posters all day just because a lot of nonas speak similarly then maybe you do need to take some time away from being online

No. 1814482

>>1814481
some of you need better reading comprehension i am not this retard >>1814450

No. 1814483

>>1814479
This is the only forum I’ve ever been on and the only place I’ve ever seen someone use the word kek but my apologies guess I’ll say lol from here on out

No. 1814484

>>1814450
There's only a certain amount of ways a person can type, I think it's more embarrassing to think users who type the same way are the same person across different websites. While we're at it, I saw one of you on Club Penguin the other day! kek

No. 1814485

>>1814483
it was a joke, idiot

No. 1814486

>>1814450
I just saw you at the grocery store you looked really fat and the light shined off your bald spot so hard it hurt my eye

No. 1814489

>>1814485
you might wanna put some effort into being funny

No. 1814491

>>1814489
it's not my fault you are unable to grasp irony without tone indicators

No. 1814493

>>1814450
Best bait I've seen this week. Bravo

No. 1814495

>>1814491
or maybe you just aren’t particularly funny, doesn’t have anything to do with tone

No. 1814496

>>1814495
why do you bitches gotta infight over fucking everything. I miss when this board was 4chan refugees and not retarded social media refugees.

No. 1814498

>>1814496
Maybe you should go back to begging for male attention on 4chan

No. 1814499

>>1814496
>calls us bitches
>says he misses 4chan
Then leave? So rude…

No. 1814501

You guys really will fight over anything kek

No. 1814502

>>1814496
I agreed with you in the first half but then you got weird about it

No. 1814503

>>1814501
it’s not really fighting tbh it sounds like you just feel maligned by everyone else’s opinion and are considering that to be infighting

No. 1814504

Gotta get my shit together and climb out of this retarded dull depression and fix my shitty eating and start reading interesting things again. I'm keeping myself isolated from friend groups until then because I'd just be both embarrassing and a drag to be around. Lolcow serves as my schizo diary sometimes in the meantime. Only thing hard to tell is if my groups think I abandoned them or don't know where they are/hate me now but I'm too unmotivated to make the effort and find out right now

No. 1814505

>>1814502
how? this board was best when it was women from /cgl/ bullying cosplayer cows, not women who have never set foot in anything that isnt twitter and dont know shit about chan culture

No. 1814506

Wrong thread sorry for interrupting the slapfight

No. 1814508

>>1814505
>don’t know shit about chan culture
i don’t really think that’s a bad thing

No. 1814509

>>1814505
Okay fair point

No. 1814511

>>1814508
holy shit the newfaggotry.

No. 1814512

>>1814505
Thats still happening on /snow/, nobody forced you to come over here. Stop complaining. If you don’t like it then go over to 4chan. Nobody’s going to alter the website to cater it to your desires and fantasies.

No. 1814513

>>1814508
What even is chan culture now? Last time I checked /tv/ there was more animal gore than actual posts

No. 1814514

>>1814511
I’ve been using lolcow for years but how dare I not give a shit about 4chan right oh officers take me away.

No. 1814516

>>1814502
hush little zoomer

No. 1814517

>>1814512
i am not the one complaining about anons sounding like they come from 4chan on an imageboard

No. 1814518

>>1814517
Aren't they just baiting

No. 1814519

>>1814518
i hope so, but this site is invaded by twitterfags now so i doubt it

No. 1814520

>>1814516
I'm 28, when I hear 4chan I automatically think the moid boards not the cgl autistic girlies my bad

No. 1814522

Using 4chan is humiliating. Using lolcow is only slightly more acceptable.

No. 1814524

>>1814520
Which one are the moid boards because I never used cgl tbh. I was more into tv, a and x during my teens and /x/ had a pretty big ratio of female posters at some point iirc

No. 1814525

Pissing yourself laughing is not only gross and unacceptable but inexcusable. I don’t care if you have a weak pelvic floor. Nothing can be funny enough for you to wet your diaper over it.

No. 1814527

>>1814522
Imageboards are for when I feel too shit to be attached to an identity so yeah

No. 1814528

I miss forums so much. I wish i was a normalfag retard into making tiktoks and having pronouns in bio. Worst time to have niche hobbies.

No. 1814533

>>1814524
Like pol, b, the porn stuff, pretty much everything other than what you mentioned I think, but I've only ever been on 4chan about 20 times so I don't know for sure

No. 1814534

>>1814524
the non-hobby boards

No. 1814535

>>1814528
You’re on a forum rn retard ♥

No. 1814536

>>1814524
I was also into /x/ 10+ years ago. I feel like the threads were more interesting than they have been over the last few years. I've stopped visiting because its the same 7 threads.
I like /ck/ and /out/ and sometimes /adv/

No. 1814537

>>1814535
it's filled by normalfags that dont share my hobbies, so it's kinda useless for what i want

No. 1814538

I was a child back in 2014 when 4chan became widely known as a harmful place so pardon me for not using it and choosing to behave like a normal person

No. 1814539

>>1814538
this place bullies mentally ill women

No. 1814540

>>1814538
I'm curious how old are you?

No. 1814542

>>1814539
Mentally ill people who don’t plaster their idiocy on the internet also get bullied by the general public in the streets. Not really a big surprise that it happens to women who use it as a personality trait.

No. 1814543

>>1814538
4chan was always known as a "bad" place though, I started visiting it in 2007/2008 because other kids said it was bad.

No. 1814544

>>1814536
I used to like it but adv is 99% tfw no gf whining now, sometimes atoga threads would be comfy with real conversation but I found that they mostly devolve into "women, would you date a guy if he's x?" and "sex havers what's the best sex you've ever sexed" nonsense. There were also schizo namefags

No. 1814545

>>1814536
Yeah, we stopped using it around the same time for the same reasons.
>Assorted astrology threads, horror movies, tulpa, conspiracy shitting infinte loop
Tangentially related but thinking back on how I used /tv/ obsessively at 15-16 and just how many blatant pedophiles I ignored or didn't think of…. at least the 3x3,6x6 etc and obscure movie exchange threads stick out more in my memory than the endless child actress feet threads in between lmao gag

No. 1814546

>>1814542
people irl dont go bullying mentally ill women as a hobby lol

No. 1814547

>>1814540
23
>>1814543
Ok well kids my age weren’t on 4chan back then and I didn’t hear about it until everyone started associating it with that incel mass murderer

No. 1814548

>>1814538
all you have to do is lurk and integrate, not whine

No. 1814549

>>1814546
Someone’s never seen how homeless mentally impaired women are treated in the streets of cities. Probably because you spend all day online.

No. 1814550

>>1814543
People only knew about /b/ back then and /b/ from 08 and those days is really quite tame compared to the shit you see on twitter and reddit now. I remember feeling very edgy about seeing all the papercut gore on there

No. 1814551

>>1814549
so you are confessing you bully mentally ill women irl? wow anon no wonder you think you are normal by posting here

No. 1814552

>>1814544
>sex havers
Kek

No. 1814553

>>1814548
I’m a burger I actually have the right to whine

No. 1814555

>>1814542
Who's bullying mentally ill women in public!?

No. 1814556

>>1814551
>this website bullies mentally ill women
>women are bullied in every scenario
>oh so YOU bully all the women you see?
You can’t read can you

No. 1814557

>>1814555
her obviously, she's speaking from experience

No. 1814558

>>1814553
you're insufferable. integrate

No. 1814559

>>1814556
i dont know anon i have never seen a homeless women been bullied it sounds very specific, like first hand experience hmm

No. 1814561

>>1814555
>>1814557
Have either of you ever gone outside I’ve seen all kinds of attention seeking and homeless women get into fights and spats out in the open. That does not mean I have ever contributed to it. That’s like if someone tells you “I saw a dead body” and responding with “so you killed them?”

No. 1814562

>>1814537
What are your hobbies?

No. 1814564

The newfaggotry here is making me physically cringe, it should be a rule that if someone starts posting on lc they need to atleast know a few cows i never went on /cgl/ and i mostly lurk on cow boards but at least i know who Pixyteri is and i've used 4chan before.

No. 1814565

>>1814561
My country doesn't let women be homeless like that so while I do go outside occasionally I've never seen such ape like behavior on display. Are you british?

No. 1814566

>>1814564
I know who pixyteri is through lolcow and google. That doesn’t require using 4chan. Do you even know what you’re talking about grandma?

No. 1814567

>>1814561
i have never seen homeless women

No. 1814568

>>1814565
No I’m from the United States. Nobody gives a fuck about the homeless on the west coast.

No. 1814571

>>1814559
So if you see a dead deer that means it was you who shot it, right?

No. 1814573

>>1814562
building model kits

No. 1814574

>>1814573
scrote alert

No. 1814575

>>1814571
yeah, that's why the police always suspect the person who discovers the body first

No. 1814576

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No. 1814577

>>1814574
where so i can shoot him

No. 1814578

>>1814566
I meant you should have used 4chan or at least another imageboard to know board culture, i'm curious, where did you come from? Tumblr?

No. 1814579

>>1814574
I understand the alarm bells but I also like to build models and paint them… I made a pink tank the other day. A scrote got me into it but it's really relaxing when I need to turn off my brain for a bit so I support her right to be a nona

No. 1814580

>>1814575
That’s not factually true when you call in a dead body you see on the sidewalk and they aren’t able assess who it is because they need to see the street footage of what happened, and usually that’s what leads them to the murderer. Have you ever actually experienced what you were describing or was that just the best comeback you could come up with?

No. 1814581

>>1814566
all the original posters on this site used 4chan. feel free to reply with a babby insult or in tiktok meme format

No. 1814582

>>1814578
>you should have used 4chan
kek why should have I if the exact same information is available in other spaces

No. 1814583

>>1814578
Nta but I don't think it's necessary to come from another imageboard to integrate, I came here from google when I was a teenager cause I used to be a fan of Felice Fawn and it led me to the pro ana scumbags thread kek, and I've pretty much been here ever since. Never really used any other imageboard

No. 1814584

>>1814581
Not all of them

No. 1814585

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>>1814338
>>1814361
i leave for a few hours and get accused of being both a minimod and samefagger? it was just a shitpost..i'm sorry

No. 1814587

worst refugees in my opinion, from worst to ok
>choachan kpoopies
>tiktok kiddies
>twitterfags
>PULLtards

No. 1814589

I wanna eat a whole jar of crunchy peanut butter really bad right now

No. 1814591

>>1814584
Yeah the rest came here from twitter

No. 1814592

>>1814585
This ant mocks me and I will crush it soon

No. 1814593

>>1814579
i am pretty sure she was joking anon

No. 1814594

>>1814587
What the fuck is wrong with coming from PULL I see so many posters talking about how they wish it was still around all the time

No. 1814595

>>1814587
No mention of crystal cafe girlies??

No. 1814596

>>1814587
Which one are the choatards I assumed they went from lolcow to choa and not vice versa

No. 1814597

>>1814584
>not all of them
>site literally made because /cgl/ banned pixythreads

No. 1814601

>>1814594
PULL was like early KF but for women. Page-long blogposting about irrelevant shit with barely any milk in-between. Sad it closed though, it's always sad when a forum closes.

No. 1814604

>>1814587
Tiktok and Twitter refugees are even scale now. They stand out like a sore thumb, and refuse to integrate. There's a new kpop forum for these brain deads to flop to bow.

No. 1814605

>>1814597
The site also hosts a million other users now who discover the site from different outlets. Not everyone here is a pixyterifag

No. 1814606

>>1814604
reminds me when some refugee tried making a vent post styled like a reddit post kek

No. 1814607

>>1814587
what about people who discover the website through cows posting about their own threads is that better

No. 1814608

>>1814605
you should be banned for not caring about the queen

No. 1814609

>>1814604
Yeah I heard about that and had a look and it's insane how they still post so much. Like a rabid swarm of low effort posts that never end, thought it was botted for a minute lol

No. 1814610

>>1814608
The Queen is dead, she’s been dead for a year, also I’m not a bong

No. 1814611

>>1814594
nta but if you've seen some of the worst posters on /w/, and also those instagram comments attacking that one girl for replying in japanese towards a japanese person and going on about "you can't do that you're white!!" or whatever, that's what it was like. also what >>1814601 said

No. 1814612

>>1814605
>now
>post was talking about original posters
keep changing the point

No. 1814613

>>1814610
newfags are so painfully unfunny it hurts

No. 1814614

>>1814613
How is that supposed to be a joke she died in like last september. Are you retarded

No. 1814615

>>1814610
>>1814614
>she doesn't know the actual queen
Anon…

No. 1814616

>users
>users
>users

No. 1814617

I fear the day mumsnet closes. Imagine trying to explain to Muriel, 52, what a yaoi is.

No. 1814618

>>1814612
I know who you said. And I’m saying nobody fucking cares about them of what they want. It’s not 2007 anymore

No. 1814619

>>1814605
What do you use the site for? I'm sincerely wondering because I think it's quite hostile to outsiders. Lolcow community is close knit so I wonder what the appeal is to someone who doesn't know anything about it beyond surface level

No. 1814620

>>1814615
If you consider some random obese brunette to be a queen that’s your own hangup but it’s been like 16 years

No. 1814622

>>1814618
>nobody fucking cares about them of what they want
you're on this site because you want to read our posts though

No. 1814623

>>1814619
I post whatever I feel like

No. 1814624

>>1814617
Muriel, 52, will learn to love yaoi and will talk about ships with me

No. 1814625

>>1814622
No I don’t post on it for other people I post whatever I’m thinking about

No. 1814626

>>1814622
Do you use this website to look at other people? thats what social media is for

No. 1814628

>>1814623
t. phoneposter

No. 1814630

>>1814619
It's an epic girls secret club

No. 1814631

>>1814628
Yeah ok

No. 1814632

>>1814606
Kek, I remember once when someone tried to style a vent post like a 4chan post, like
>be me
>single and late twenties
>blah blah
>blah

No. 1814633

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>>1814617
I'll be sure to educate Muriel properly on yaoi lore

No. 1814634

>>1814630
It's like fight club but more retarded actually

No. 1814635

>>1814630
it’s not really secret

No. 1814636

>>1814633
STOP TRYING TO BRAINWASH HER INTO LIKING ANIME GAY SEX everyone knows Muriel would be a based husbandofag

No. 1814638

>>1814633
a future TIF posted this.

No. 1814642

>>1814632
what do you think greentexts are for

No. 1814643

im getting a big mac

No. 1814644

You have to understand that there are random essay youtubers who make new videos about lolcow like every single day. And every person who views it is another person who likely comes and looks at the site, some of which may stick around.

No. 1814645

>>1814638
bait poster is on fire today

No. 1814647

>>1814633
Who the hell is muriel

No. 1814648

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>>1814636
Muriel is mine. You cannot take her from me

No. 1814649

>>1814644
creepshow's worst mistake was introducing so many tea channel normalfags into lolcow

No. 1814650

>>1814644
oh well im glad we have essay youtubers to explain lolcow lore no wonder the posting quality has been so top tier lately

No. 1814651

he can’t be your husband o you guys aren’t even married because he’s not real

No. 1814652

>>1814642
No I just meant like the format starting with "be me" and then like 30 or more greentext lines describing a situation. I've only ever seen that on 4chan.

No. 1814653

>>1814647
me dw about it

No. 1814655

my least favorite holiday is the superbowl

No. 1814656

>>1814652
and, that's imageboard culture

No. 1814658

>>1814656
“imageboard culture” mleh mleh mleh

No. 1814659

>>1814655
what do you celebrate the bowl movement of jesus?

No. 1814660


No. 1814662

>>1814645
>>1814648
It's not bait, fujos obessded with trying to show others gay porn have a higher likelyhood of trooning out, fujos who mind their business are fine .

No. 1814663

EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEYAAAA! EEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAA!

No. 1814664

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>>1814662
MURIEL IS MY FUCKING WIFE TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER

No. 1814665

>>1814656
Ayrt, I didn't say anything about ib culture I was just saying a post styled like that looked out of place to me in the vent thread and it made me laugh? What are you even trying to argue about at this point kek, so nitpicky brining past arguments into something that had nothing to do with it damn

No. 1814666

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No. 1814667

>>1814659
no it’s a football

No. 1814668

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I fear the day mumsnet closes. When she awakens to the joy of BL, Muriel, 52, will flood the site with Beatles yaoi

No. 1814669

yaoi is porn if you’re obsessed with yaoi you’re a pornsick man and i hope you get committed to a mental asylum

No. 1814670

i fake trooned out once in a mentally ill teenage daze and never bothered to change my name back kek i've missed doctors appointments before because they didn't call up my name after not seeing a man in the waiting room

No. 1814671

>>1814664
Sorry Muriel has a husbando it's over for you

No. 1814672

>>1814668
m-mom?

No. 1814674

ex TIF’s are bad at bait

No. 1814675

>>1814668
Ahhh my wife! My beautiful wife! I'll buy her all the Beatles yaoi doujins she wants

No. 1814676

my fingers smell so good right now

No. 1814677

i always type like a grandma on here recently im stiff how do i loosen up

No. 1814679

>>1814674
idk seemed to work for a while there

No. 1814680

>>1814677
tells us your favourite beatles ship muriel

No. 1814681

>>1814680
yoko lennon

No. 1814682

>>1814681
i though you were a based fujo but you are just a cringe self inserter

No. 1814683

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So I checked the ao3 tags

No. 1814684

>>1814682
yeah im a homophobic yume im sorry

No. 1814685

>>1814683
beatles were the original ugly man propaganda

No. 1814686

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my mom called my nigel ugly

No. 1814688

>>1814686
why are you dating an ugly moid

No. 1814689

>>1814684
Are you implying that you would self insert as Yoko ono?

No. 1814690

>>1814686
mother knows best

No. 1814692

>>1814686
is he though?

No. 1814693

>>1814689
if yoko ono is banksy she's pretty cool and girlboss, love a grifter scammer girl

No. 1814694

ugly moids i fucked knew how to eat pussy because they had to know because theyre ugly. "hot" men dont know anything but be insecure and take too long to nut

No. 1814695

>>1814689
yeah and?

No. 1814696

bait used to be believable back in my days

No. 1814697

>>1814693
but you'd have to put up with lennon's abuse

No. 1814698

>>1814697
but you get to ruin the worst band of all time

No. 1814699

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No. 1814700

>>1814696
im sorry i called your bait shit the other day and ignored your posts towards me lets hold hands to soothe our anxieties

No. 1814701

>>1814698
Think about Muriel for fucks sake

No. 1814702


No. 1814704

>>1814701
Muriel is sobbing somewhere right now.

No. 1814706

>>1814704
always

No. 1814709




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