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No. 1756744

make dumb posts not war
previous thread: >>1754629
dont like yaoi/moid/yume/husbando talk?, check the bechdel test thread: >>1712524

No. 1756761

>>1756744
>dont like yaoi/moid/yume/husbando talk?, check the bechdel test thread:
You do know you could've just as easily left this out to not drag out the thread long infight into this thread?

No. 1756766

>>1756761
it has been going on for several threads already, it should be on the OP.

No. 1756776

>>1756766
It should not. The best way to end shitstorms like these is to completely drop it, ignore it, and not incite more arguing by dragging it out further with trying to get final word for your respective side.

No. 1756780

>dont like yaoi/moid/yume/husbando talk?, check the bechdel test thread
Husbandoposting and explicit content like yaoi don't belong in here, put your shot elsewhere. And I'm saying this as a yume

No. 1756798

amazing threadpic. i saw it in the art thread and it fucking sent me. he looks so deflated

No. 1756809

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>>1756798
classical art is fascinating. This is the father of rendermaxxing.

No. 1756812

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No. 1756818

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Shit thread

No. 1756821

>>1756818
Oh cmon it’s only a few minutes old

No. 1756824

No more yumefujopornsickmusclepigtwinkasseatingfemdoming in this thread. I need the podium now to talk about MY insanity. I need this >>1756809
done to me asap or i will start having an episode

No. 1756825

How the fuck you going to post the gazelle before me. That's MY bit.

No. 1756831

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>>1756761
Right. What a loser.

No. 1756832

The vape diarrhea was really foamy

No. 1756837

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no booly i said make dumb posts not war

No. 1756847

>>1756821
I've seen into the future and informing you in advance: it's gonna be a shit thread

No. 1756853

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Shit thread

No. 1756855

farts aggressively

No. 1756856

>>1756837
i won't booly you i am deeply in love with you

No. 1756857

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No. 1756860

BASED fujo horse

No. 1756861


No. 1756862

>>1756857
Kawoshin was a slippery slope to this. We should have stopped the fujos while we could.

No. 1756863

>>1756812
good afternoon elizabeth

No. 1756864

>>1756860
Ummm actually the horse is a yumejo. That pancaking man is her husbando.

No. 1756865

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No. 1756866

>>1756832
Eat a banana

No. 1756867

you are shitposting alongside a youtuber, i bet you feel less lame now

No. 1756868

>>1756857
stop it now

No. 1756870


No. 1756871

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>>1756857
>not posting the superior bowser ship

No. 1756874

>>1756871
i though you stopped consuming, are you back to being an addict?

No. 1756875

>>1756871
oh cuuuuuuuuuute

No. 1756876

Stop spreading ugly man propaganda

No. 1756877

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Uh oh

No. 1756879

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Honestly, how do you miss this?

No. 1756881

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No. 1756882

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No. 1756883

NOT GONNA LIE
this is TOTALLY me when I

No. 1756886

>>1756883
can't beli

No. 1756887

>>1756882
finally, the one and only, gazelle twin

No. 1756888

>>1756879
i miss it because her current state is just way too depressing…

No. 1756889

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Never forget

No. 1756890

it used to be as easy as posting a picture of spiderman wearing a fresh new pair of Timbs but it aint the same no more

No. 1756891

>>1756857
Who's the one on the left?

No. 1756894

>>1756891
Zavok from Sonic

No. 1756895

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No. 1756898

File: 1699327695100.gif (7.03 MB, 542x596, here comes the sun doot n doo …)

IT USED TO BE AS EASY AS POSTING A PICTURE OF SPIDERMAN WEARING A FRESH NEW PAIR OF TIMBS BUT IT AINT THE SAME NO MORE

No. 1756899

>>1756895
Which vaccine? Crybaby vaccine?

No. 1756900

>>1756898
ELIZABETH CALM DOWN!!

No. 1756902

>>1756898
Guys someone needs to call an ambulance Elizabeth is having a seizure

No. 1756904

>>1756902
She's not having a seizure, she's just break dancing okay

No. 1756905

>>1756898
Tell me about the gazelle. Why is her name Elizabeth?

No. 1756906

>>1756905
Elizabeth is a very elegant name for such an elegant looking gazelle, no?

No. 1756907

>>1756905
Because she’s our Queen

No. 1756908

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>>1756905
She's a twat and will be eaten soon inshallah

No. 1756909

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vroom vroom Get in the car, losers. We're going for a ride.

No. 1756910

>>1756898
elizabeth is also from Chile? HOLA

No. 1756911

>>1756905
not actual gazelle poster but I named her elizabeth after the musician gazelle twin whose name is Elizabeth Bernholz. I enjoy her work.

No. 1756912

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I brought her into this world and I'm prepared to take her out of it

No. 1756913

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>>1756900
ᵒᵏ ˢᵒʳʳʸ

No. 1756914

>>1756912
id like to see you TRY bitch

No. 1756916

>>1756908
And your name is Nala, I assume?

No. 1756917

>>1756899
Damn bullying shinji like he can read these posts

No. 1756918

Just had a flashback to when my 6th grade choir sang Boom Clap by charli XCX

No. 1756920

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No. 1756921

>>1756918
BOOM CLAP THE SOUND OF MY FART MY CHEEKS RUMBLE ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

No. 1756922

Finally reached stacy status in my appearance, I just have to fix this personality and then I'm finally normal again

No. 1756923

>>1756918
shit song

No. 1756925

>>1756922
Don’t fix it. Just be a crazy stacy.

No. 1756926

>>1756921
Are you in the 7th grade

No. 1756927

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No. 1756928

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Anyone here like Sylvanian families?

No. 1756929

>>1756926
Are you in the 8th grade

No. 1756930

>>1756889
i miss the purin butthole factory

No. 1756931

>>1756753
What is this person talking about

No. 1756932

>>1756875
I know right, it's truly a shame that it's such an underrated pairing. If I had the money to spare I'd commission some 3000+ word fics.

No. 1756933

>>1756925
The loser in me will never be bred out, just hidden

No. 1756934

>>1756931
An anon who's definitely been here 5 years and is way more interesting than you thought /pt/ was a portuguese board

No. 1756935

>>1756931
/cream/

No. 1756937

>>1756928
i wish i had money to fill the void with cute critters

No. 1756938

>>1756928
thats a really fucking dumb question anon, you really fucking goofed up today

No. 1756939

>>1756938
w-what are you going to do to me?

No. 1756940

>>1756939
Turn you into a tiny little Sylvanian bunny and keep you on my shelf so you can only be admired for the rest of your life

No. 1756941

>>1756938
>>1756939
I ship them ^

No. 1756942

>>1756939
im taking you to the goddamn mall to buy sylvanian families together you fucking dumbass

No. 1756943

>>1756939
Nothing, absolutely nothing

No. 1756944

this furfaggot has insane skill. God gives his best anatomy knowledge to its most degenerate artists

No. 1756945

>>1756943
>>1756940
she wasn't talking to you, that is my girl, now back the fuck up

No. 1756947

>>1756928
I scam just to afford more

No. 1756948

>>1756944
I know I was looking at them too and was feeling ashamed I wanted to use the word beautiful to describe fnaf art

No. 1756949

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>>1756940
NOOOOOOOO

No. 1756950

>>1756934
The anon who said she thought /pt/ was Portuguese was a different anon

No. 1756951

>>1756945
Make me

No. 1756952

>>1756951
>>1756945
fighting for sylvanian nonny, this is the GL of my dreams

No. 1756954

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>>1756945
Too late she’s already on my shelf!

No. 1756955

>>1756951
I will throw the fuck down, all the way down, downtown, you down????

No. 1756957

>>1756954
ill put your shelf on my shelf you bitch just wait

No. 1756958

>>1756950
Your mother

No. 1756959

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>>1756948
i dont know if i should be sad god didnt give me his skill or glad that at least i am not a furfag

No. 1756960

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No. 1756961

this the ERP thread?

No. 1756962

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>>1756955
I’ll throw down further than the sewer! Me and my whole crew

No. 1756963

>>1756952
Kek
>>1756955
I dare ya to try

No. 1756965

>>1756944
I love talented furfags, theyre gods chosen.

No. 1756967

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Please author your best one-liners to win my heart, nonnies

No. 1756968

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How would this snail wear shoes? Please provide visual aid

No. 1756969

>>1756961
The ASD thread

No. 1756970

>>1756965
more like satan's chosen

No. 1756971

>>1756963
>>1756962
i'll go down on every one of you you'll see

No. 1756972

>>1756968
one big slipper(hehe)

No. 1756973

>>1756967
I have riddle. What fills your heart and empties your body?

No. 1756974

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>>1756967
get in the fucking van

No. 1756975

>>1756744
What painting is this? I love it!

No. 1756977

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>>1756971
Then stop talking and do it already

No. 1756978

>>1756973
Um.. cholesterol..?

No. 1756980

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>>1756978
Oh yeah that actually was the answer, sugar. We go for a stroll now?

No. 1756981

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No. 1756982

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No. 1756983

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Butch lesbian

No. 1756984


No. 1756985

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No. 1756986

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>>1756980
We're married now

No. 1756987

>>1756980
Sorry for the samefag but actually the verbatim answer is sweetness kek

No. 1756988

>>1756984
im sorry, what?

No. 1756992

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>>1756986
Ain't love grand?

No. 1756994

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>>1756986
I am so blessed to have my beautiful bride

No. 1756995


No. 1756997

>>1756995
eternal sunshine of the spotless giraffe

No. 1756999

rise up for the yaoi anthem

No. 1757001

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This post is so funny

No. 1757002

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The only good thing to come out of Homestuck was Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

No. 1757003

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No. 1757004

>>1756983
Theyre dressed like a preschool teacher that posts about pronouns on tiktok

No. 1757005

>>1757001
Based akita

No. 1757008

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No. 1757009

>>1757003
You savage, you are more than your impulses

No. 1757010

>>1757003
We’ll save a spot for you at the table during the tea party tho you’re always invited

No. 1757011

>>1757008
People who take pics like these have my respect and admiration

No. 1757012

>>1757003
Homewrecker

No. 1757014

>>1757008
He looks so cute here

No. 1757016

>>1757011
in the context of the picture those cats are drowning

No. 1757017

>>1757011
Middle aged Japanese women. They are the backbone.

No. 1757018

>>1757016
I stand by what I said

No. 1757020

>>1757008
is that the blue haired anime faggot who is always curled up in immense asspain

>>1757016
we need a diagram

No. 1757021

>>1756947
What type of scams? Moid blackmail?

No. 1757023

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i have to go to sleep now nonnies, thank you for the fun times, you're all special in your own unique way and next time an anon calls you a retard you just remember that you are her retard and that counts for something ♥

No. 1757024

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>>1757020
Now that you say it, he really does look like he's in asspain

No. 1757025

>>1757023
goodnight mua mua

No. 1757026

Now I’m listening to boom clap looking at photos of beautiful little sylvniana families. I’m grateful for this website

No. 1757027

>>1757024
ugliest fucking character design i have ever seen

No. 1757028

>>1757023
Sweet dreams angeliq lady

No. 1757029

>>1757023
nite nite retard

No. 1757031

>>1756981
brown horse stunning

No. 1757034

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>>1756981
She smug as hell

No. 1757037

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No. 1757038

>>1757037
Why’s he hunched over is he throwing up rn?

No. 1757039

looks like SOME OF US need to get a good whack on the head and sustain MEMORY LOSS to go back to normal so as to not be PLAGUED by an ADDICTION to stare at the same PHOTOS all day and break into COLD SWEATS anticipating new ones

No. 1757040

>>1757038
hes about to kill himself

No. 1757042

No matter what faction youre on, you cannot deny today was the most active /ot/ has been in a while

No. 1757043

>>1757037
Is this yours?

No. 1757045

>>1757038
getting bullied over being ugly i hope

No. 1757046

>>1757042
Nonny Street Battle Arena: The Faction Wars

No. 1757049

>>1757039
Why did I read this in balldo's voice?

No. 1757051


No. 1757052

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>>1757024
>>1757027
I know it's supposed to be picrel but it just looks like a combination between komaeda and aoba

No. 1757053

>>1757038
He afraid to swan dive

No. 1757054

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>>1757043
i wish. those shitass figures are expensive now, i only have the gay look up figure and picrel for idia.

No. 1757055

>>1757039
this reminds me of honestuck

No. 1757056

>>1757042
does it really count when the majority of the posts are made by 3 people max?

No. 1757057

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Boom, clap
The sound of my heart
The beat goes on, and on, and on, and on, and
Boom, clap?
You make me feel good
Come onto me, come onto me yeah

No. 1757060

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No. 1757062

>>1757056
It was a least 8

No. 1757063

>>1757062
Count me in I'm 9th

No. 1757066

>>1757060
It hurts to look at pictures of who he used to be…

No. 1757069

>>1757066
What do you mean did they trans spongebob?

No. 1757070

>>1757062
we got sylvanian nonny, the 3 nonnies figthing for her, gazelle nonny and her 2 followers and 9th nonny that's like 7

No. 1757072

>>1757063
Welcome to the club retard!

No. 1757075

>>1757042
youre right all my bait caught well today

No. 1757076

SPONGES DONT HAVE SEX
>SPONGES DONT HAVE SEX
SPONGES DONT HAVE SEX
>SPONGES DONT HAVE SEX
SPONGES DONT HAVE SEX
>SPONGES DONT HAVE SEX

No. 1757080

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>>1757066
i know right? i miss skinny twink spongebob, i dont like roidsponge…

No. 1757085

>>1757080
his sclera give me the heebie jeebie

No. 1757086

>>1757080
How many stuffed animals did he bench press to look like this?

No. 1757088

>>1757070
I also posted Elizabeth though

No. 1757089


No. 1757090

>>1757070
And a legion of fujos and the old woman of lolcow who commands that everyones posts fit her interests

No. 1757093

Thinking about Addie from AHS makes me sad

No. 1757094

>>1757090
*her retarded interests

No. 1757095

>>1757088
>>1757090
that makes us 8 and 15 at the same time!

No. 1757097

>>1757090
I’m sorry for the time I got really angry when someone’s joke wasn’t funny. That was a really annoying sperg out

No. 1757098

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>>1757080
spongebab is thriving meanwhile squidward is malding

No. 1757099

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>>1757069
No thank god

No. 1757101

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>>1757094
>>1757090
she never tolds us what her interests are, i am still waiting

No. 1757103


No. 1757104

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No. 1757105

>>1757095
And I said I hate the banner of someone giving a blowjob to a corndog and immediately got attacked for newfaggery

No. 1757106

>>1757104
Olive you nonnie

No. 1757107

>>1757105
>someone
>someone
>someone
>someone
>someone
>someone

No. 1757108

>>1757101
my interest is… you

No. 1757109

>>1757106
you are making me shy nonny

No. 1757110

>>1757105
>someone
how many times

No. 1757111

>>1757101
KEK omfg anon

No. 1757112

>>1757105
Cause that’s not just anyone, nonnthrine

No. 1757113

i dont know why but this nostalgia critic video personally offends me.

No. 1757114

Why are we all so romantic tonight?

No. 1757115

>>1757105
That one is stupid but semi tolerable, the one that needs to go ASAP is the daddy pork chop one like jfc. I've hating it since I first saw it and I'm an oldfag

No. 1757116

>>1757101
Her interests are being aged and intently studying banners

No. 1757117

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No. 1757118

>>1757114
Nonnies rustle my jimmies in the nicest way

No. 1757119

>>1757114
YAOIS IN THE AIR TONIGHT

No. 1757120

>>1757119
you mean yuri wink wink

No. 1757121

>>1757114
Come on babe it’s your lucky day

No. 1757122

>>1757114
The fujos got us all riled up

No. 1757123

>>1757115
I agree with that for sure

No. 1757124

>>1757114
we're healing

No. 1757125

File: 1699331585882.gif (212.9 KB, 220x191, seymour-feed-me.gif)

Feed me, nonnies!

No. 1757126

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No. 1757127

>>1757119
WELL I REMEMBAH
I REMEMBAH THE YURI YURI
HOW COULD I EVER FORGET
IT'S THE FIRST ONE
THE LAST ONE I EVER READ

No. 1757128

File: 1699331594612.jpg (79.22 KB, 1920x1080, oreally.jpg)

>>1757116
>being aged

NTA but I guarantee I'm the oldest here and I'm not going anywhere

aged nonnies rise up

No. 1757130

>>1757125
I have still never seen this movie

No. 1757131

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>>1757125
suddenly seymour

No. 1757132

Purrr

No. 1757133

>>1757128
>someone
>someone
>someone
>someone
>someone
>someone

No. 1757134

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>>1757042
it's free entertainment whenever I get to watch anons fight about retarded bullshit over the span of several hours. I don't even participate, I just lurk. love everynonny

No. 1757135

Let's all have a nonny romance!
nonny romance!
Let's all share a walk in the park
eating ice cream
and dancing
talking, laying on the grass
Let's all have a nonny romance
toniiight

No. 1757136

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>>1757128
I'm only 29 but damn I didn't expect to see the O RLY owl today

No. 1757139

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Boom, clap
The sound of my heart

No. 1757140

File: 1699331779704.gif (1.09 MB, 400x225, 323b0d3b-58fb-44cd-9fe9-911d22…)

>>1757130
Steve Martin is pretty funny in it

No. 1757141

>>1757134
You aint lurkin now, welcome to the trenches biiiiitch

No. 1757142

>>1757125
i want to fuck seymour

No. 1757143

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No. 1757144

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>>1757125
Can you get rid of him for us… I never want to see it’s face again.

No. 1757145

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>>1757135
i want your love and i want you revenge
you and me could have a nonnymance

No. 1757147

>>1757140
That character was kinda hot and i’m saying this as someone who’s had real bad dentist experiences.

No. 1757148

fighting the anon who dislikes utena in the death pit…sis, your taste is rancid

No. 1757149

>>1757138
since when was there a chipmunk in that image…

No. 1757150

File: 1699331956407.gif (5.67 MB, 720x534, d38wo4i-4f8dc45b-2af9-4b87-9bf…)

>>1757138
Imma firin mah lazer!!!1!

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>>1757147
he was the best thing about this movie, gone to soon but not forgotten

No. 1757154

>>1757139
Boom clap, the sound of my ban
The bait goes on and on and on and on and
Boom clap, you make me milk cows
Come report me, come report me now

No. 1757155

File: 1699332022617.jpeg (815.54 KB, 1170x1082, IMG_7065.jpeg)

Here's a little somethin' bout a nigga like me
Never shoulda been let out the penitentiary
Ice Cube would like ta say
That I'm a crazy mothafucka from around the way
Since I was a youth, I smoked weed out
Now I'm the mutha fucka that ya read about
Takin' a life or two that's what the hell I do
You don't like how I'm livin well fuck you
This is a gang, and I'm in it
My man Dre'll fuck you up in a minute
With a right left, right left you toothless
And then you say goddamn they ruthless!

No. 1757156

File: 1699332044221.jpg (Spoiler Image,27.48 KB, 537x629, IREPEAT_WAT.JPG)

>>1757143
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

No. 1757157

>>1757156
Unsurprised.

No. 1757158

File: 1699332104036.gif (793.81 KB, 498x498, 6o163-dog-loop.gif)

>>1757150
TRU OLDFAG HOURS

No. 1757159

>>1757156
BALLDO????

No. 1757160

>>1757152
I remember I used to like her eyeliner a lot kek

No. 1757161

>>1757156
huh what whats this for, how does this work?

No. 1757163

File: 1699332180483.png (36.9 KB, 375x375, epicly_huge__awesome__by_imcir…)

>>1757152
ROFLLLLLL

No. 1757164

>>1757156
Looks like a chinese torture device for balls

No. 1757165

>>1757156
This is reminding me of the episode of KuwtK where Khloe is trying to talk Bruce into buying Kris a vibrator and she starts going though all her stuff and interrogating her mom about whether or not she already has one

No. 1757167

>>1757152
I hope she’s having a good evening

No. 1757172

>>1757156
Fags keep innovating with the sex toys but I barely see any for lesbian sex we need more women in STEM

No. 1757173

NONNYTHIS IS ELITE MEDIANONNY

No. 1757175

>>1757173
Is that who I think it is

No. 1757176

>>1757172
buy a tango

No. 1757178

File: 1699332432442.png (825.73 KB, 863x509, ouija.PNG)

Nonny… if you are in the thread with us… give us a sign…

No. 1757180

File: 1699332440333.gif (56 KB, 1600x1200, homestar.gif)

>>1757175
it's the man, the legend himself

No. 1757181

>>1757178
Hopscotch

No. 1757182

>>1757172
probably no one remembers but i'm the anon who keeps having ideas for terrible lesbian sex toys come to me in dreams and I'll let everyone know when I finally get a good one

No. 1757183

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>>1757181
GYYYYYAAAAAAAAAA

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No. 1757186

>>1757178
I wish I was the nonny you were looking for

No. 1757188

>>1757183
Kekkkk great picture.

No. 1757190

File: 1699332546570.jpg (96 KB, 750x750, dinner-party-dining-set-v0-tp5…)

I'm back from dinner where is my wife?

No. 1757191

>>1757185
OMG ARE YOU ALL MOVING IT??? IT SAID w

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No. 1757194

>>1757192
W Y
omgomgom

No. 1757195

>>1757190
she was another's dinner my coldoneces >>1757003

No. 1757196

>>1756881
based image

No. 1757198

Does anyone else remember Playlist

No. 1757199

>>1757195
Actually I think you mean >>1756985

No. 1757201

>>1757198
Does anyone else remember Napster? Doesn't anyone else remember Limewire? Does anyone else remember Piczo?
Does anyone else remember Winky?
Does anyone else remember?
Does anyone else remember?
Does anyone else remember?

No. 1757202

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No. 1757203

File: 1699332856674.png (4.98 KB, 225x225, download.png)

>>1757195
My wife has fucking died

No. 1757204

>>1757201
I meant Zwinky but I'm a phone faggggg

No. 1757206

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But I didn't pour the whiskey.
I just wanted you to know
that this is me
trying
(And maybe I don't quite know what to say)

No. 1757207

>>1757201
Sorry sorry I’m not trying to sound like an only 90s kids rememberfag

No. 1757208

>>1757201
I loved limewire

No. 1757209

>>1757203
damn so sorry nonners, clink clink cheers

No. 1757210

File: 1699333097870.jpg (15.95 KB, 288x175, Untitled.jpg)

>>1757207
onlee real one member cave and stik

No. 1757211

>>1757202
why would yoshi say this

No. 1757212

>>1757203
try rezzing her

No. 1757213

>>1757203
She’s not here but you know who still is?

No. 1757214

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No. 1757215

File: 1699333278065.jpg (30.72 KB, 564x564, 1696140729910.jpg)

daydreaming about drawing>actually drawing

No. 1757216

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No. 1757218

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No. 1757219

Boom, clap
The sound of your dad
His bones go crunch, and crunch, and crunch, and crunch and

No. 1757220

Idk about you girls but I prefer when lolcow is exciting and lively like this. It helps me cure my depression kek

No. 1757221

>>1757212
Shhhh! Don't mention the monkey paw.

No. 1757223

>>1757220
same, I like having fun with you all ♥

No. 1757224

File: 1699333630281.gif (883.67 KB, 272x320, IMG_7070.gif)

Boom clap actually fits perfectly over the default dance

No. 1757227

It's sad when the posts start slowing down and everything goes back to normal, until next time when dumbassery arises. Please keep it up nonies

No. 1757228

>>1757211
He's obviously christian

No. 1757229

File: 1699333795476.jpg (101.96 KB, 749x704, Capture.JPG)

i already have gamer dent and I just washed my hair today.

No. 1757230

>>1757220
It looks like a teenage girls finsta.

No. 1757231

File: 1699333847389.jpg (201.41 KB, 984x800, carriage.jpg)

Title: The Hose Carriage (ca. 1840)

No. 1757233

>>1757105
Stop trying to victimize yourself when you don't know who pixyteri is

No. 1757234

>>1757230
And that’s a wonderful entity to emulate. Teenage girlies get a bad rap

No. 1757235

>>1757231
Made to be dragged around by roidpigs while carrying nonnas

No. 1757236

>>1757219
Now you got me thinkin bout your dad

No. 1757237

>>1757214
Because I dropped your hoove while dancing
Left you out there standing
Crestfallen on the landing
Gazelle problems
Your mom's hide in your pocket
My picture in your wallet
Your heart was glass, I dropped it
Gazelle problems

No. 1757238

>>1757231
i want a hoose leauviage that looks like a garden hose

No. 1757239

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>gets Fireflies by Owl City in yt recommendations
>click it
>get recommended a bunch of songs I haven't touched since 2011

fuck im old

No. 1757240

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No. 1757241

The contents of this thread really lends to the "women aren't funny" stereotype and it's heartbreaking

No. 1757243

>>1757240
watch him go
watch him go
watch him go
watch him go
watch him go
watch him go
watch him go

No. 1757244

This quite literally looks like an enbie discord thread

No. 1757245

My city has become so ugly. I’m at the point where I’d trade this current state for the Portlandia hipster culture eye roll inducing cringe shit

No. 1757246

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>>1757241
im having fun

No. 1757247

>>1757241
How many times have we been over this, if you don't like find the convos interesting either make a funny post yourself or fuck off to whatever no-fun zone you came from. God.

No. 1757249

>>1757244
Probably accurate cause at the end of the day enbies are still women

No. 1757250

>>1757241
i know right? i prefeer not to say anything and wait until the spergs tire themselves out. I genuinely prefeer the yaoi spam to the cutesy twitter tryhard humor.

No. 1757251

>>1757202
Why do they always draw Bowser like this, it's so ugly holy shit.

No. 1757252

>>1757247
By we you mean you and your new Chris Chan mafia lel

No. 1757253

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is 10:21 here

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>>1757201
limewire was such a pain inthe arse with all the porn links but i got so much stuff from there.
before we had broadband at home i'd bribe a rich kid i was pals with. he'd let me use his computer to torrent my shit in exchange for secretly giving him twix and kinder and shit ibecause his crunchy parents didn't let him eat anything but gluten free shit. good times

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>>1757250
Those are literally the same thing.

No. 1757256

I prefer this actually

No. 1757257

>>1757252
You're just making up random shit now. Who the hell ever mentioned Chris chan

No. 1757258

>>1757255
i find the spergs getting angry at the yaoi kiddies really funny

No. 1757259

>>1757241
How can you lurk all the beauty that just transpired here and then be like
>damn women aren’t funny

No. 1757260

>>1757201
I used soulseek and sometimes napster back in the early 2000s.

No. 1757261

Fujosisters are just laying low rn

No. 1757262

File: 1699334459484.gif (7.65 MB, 943x612, GIF 6-10-2023 2-52-30 PM.gif)

>>1757244
i hacked you're webcam

No. 1757264

File: 1699334510038.jpg (172.68 KB, 1024x853, Untitled.jpg)

I've always thought "same badge repeated x100" type ita bags were ugly but the ones where they're decorated with lights and rosettes are cute. Don't know if I would have the confidence to carry one around tho

No. 1757265

>>1757259
nta but the cutesy stuff is genuinely cringe inducing, but anyway, it's done finally

No. 1757266

>>1757261
I could yaoi post but I don't know if I feel like getting banned

No. 1757267

>>1757258
Likewise the way fujos get angry whenever someone says they have a porn addiction is hilarious.

No. 1757268

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Still can’t get over her necklace. Aww

No. 1757269

>>1757264
i hate that my husbando only has 1 keychain, made by funko no less

No. 1757271

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>>1757265
You’re still invited to Thanksgiving nonita

No. 1757272

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>>1757267
i know right? i love the shitflinging

No. 1757273

>>1757271
Am I invited, nonnykins?

No. 1757274

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>>1757265
right, how dare anyone post cringe in the dumbass shit thread?

No. 1757276

>>1757271
nta but what should I bring? blueberry pie? apple cider?

No. 1757277

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>>1757273
Everyone is invited we have a big nice table

No. 1757278

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>>1757264
Why stop at bags

No. 1757280

>>1757269
I don't have a husbando but if I were to make an ita bag it would be for kirby. He has tons of official merch but I think it's way cooler when a bag has lots of fanmade or handmade items so I'd probably just use merch from artists I like. Sorry for your loss to funko though

No. 1757281

>>1757275
I love cringe! Don't listen to the bitter anons

No. 1757282

>>1757278
put these in the louvre

No. 1757283

>>1757278
iconic

No. 1757284

>>1757278
imagine being the gigastacy wearing this to the 2006 anime con

No. 1757285

File: 1699334814208.jpeg (452.81 KB, 844x659, IMG_7075.jpeg)

>>1757276
Ooou let’s drink some apple cider

No. 1757286

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>>1757278
Why stop at pants?

No. 1757287

>>1757277
could I play some songs on my acoustic guitar by the fireplace?

No. 1757289

>>1757278
this is what a fujo r63 playboi carti would wear

No. 1757291

>>1757286
How’d you get that picture of my car?

No. 1757292

>>1757272
Right? In the end, it's arguing over something that doesn't really matter.

No. 1757293

File: 1699334877161.jpg (230.92 KB, 1920x1080, hellraiser-arrow-video1.jpg)

Born to wageslave, forced to listen to Christmas music every day for the next two months

No. 1757294

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>>1757264
They're the type of bag that I liked at first but now they're pretty much all you see on the Japanese side which made me incredibly bored of them.
The golden days of itabagging are basically long gone at this point with even the image for the wikipedia article being a shitabag.

I'm tempted to start a /m/ thread for itabags though now…

No. 1757295

>>1757291
*Our car

No. 1757296

File: 1699334901560.jpeg (46.18 KB, 755x498, A6A95382-D541-42C2-9825-B8EB84…)

>>1757278
We can go even further

No. 1757297

>>1757278
What shoes would you pair with this masterpiece?

No. 1757298

>>1757269
post him I wanna judge you

No. 1757299

>>1757278
this just gave me a fucking flashback, did anyone else do the signing each others' tshirts thing when graduating from middle/high school? At my school we signed each others' jeans and all my weeb friends drew anime characters on everyone

No. 1757300

>>1757278
That's one smug Naruto

No. 1757301

I can tell the euro anons are waking up

No. 1757303

>>1757286
Now THAT'S a truck worth flaunting

No. 1757304

>>1757286
Im 'onna buy me a yaoi trucm n cruise it up n down the roauuuud

No. 1757306

>>1757286
i wanna go on a wacky cross country road trip with some fujos in the yaoi truck

No. 1757307

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No. 1757308

>>1757286
sweet home yaoination

No. 1757309

>>1757280
I think a Kirby bag would be so cute
>>1757269
Please tell us who it is

No. 1757310

>>1757301
bold of u to assume i even went to bed

No. 1757311

>>1757306
now that's a movie I'd watch

No. 1757312

>>1757301
they need to be whacked back into unconsciousness

No. 1757313

File: 1699335149494.png (968.87 KB, 1114x771, powermove.png)

>>1757286
That's just itasha girl

No. 1757314

>>1757280
>spoiler
Do it. I feel like I'm the only person who's made a proper ita bag of him!

No. 1757315

File: 1699335166473.png (458.71 KB, 899x511, ew lol.png)

>>1757280
its genuinely heinous looking still want it though

No. 1757317

>>1757315
aaw it looks pretty cute tho

No. 1757318

>>1757294
this is really cute!! What do you think caused the decrease in itabag quality though? I feel like they were more popular in the 2010s but I haven't really been paying attention

No. 1757319

>>1757306
What stops are we making?

No. 1757320

File: 1699335242904.jpg (81.94 KB, 691x444, images.jpg)

>>1757286
You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck

No. 1757321

>>1757278
the chibi orochimaru is killing me. based

No. 1757322

>>1757320
>>1757286
>There are multiple yaoi trucks in existence
We need a fujo dealership

No. 1757323

>>1757297
Two different color converse with sharpie writing all over the soles.

No. 1757324

File: 1699335344830.jpeg (11.11 KB, 280x180, Untitled.jpeg)

>>1757318
>What do you think caused the decrease in itabag quality though?

this bitch of an economy

No. 1757326

>>1757318
>What do you think caused the decrease in itabag quality though?
On the western side it just came down to people being lazy and wanting in on it while not wanting to put in the effort of buying character goods (a lot of the time people would just buy a bunch of cheap stuff at a con and call it an itabag)
On the Japanese side I think it came down to the bags getting more organized, but honestly to me that made them way less fun and interesting then the sort of loving chaos that the older bags did.
Also doesn't help that you don't see diorama bags anymore, and those were always my favorites.

No. 1757327

>>1757324
Kekkk
>>1757323
At least post a picture

No. 1757329

>>1757327
you had to have been there

No. 1757331

>>1757329
this is why your man has no merch

No. 1757333

File: 1699335775099.png (2.83 MB, 2000x2000, sdasdasdasd.png)

>>1757317
could be worse, i think it's mostly the brows that make it creepy. Kinda surprised they only did him, dungeon master and bobby, what a weird combo. I am still saving for the figurines they released recently, i am really glad my husbando has tons of merch even though it's an obscure cancelled show. It looks a bit cheap, but it will do while i save to make a custom.

No. 1757334

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>>1757331
kek that is true actually

No. 1757335

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>>1757320
>>1757286
I just love how in America and Mexico having a big truck with polarized windows means you're a big deal, it's really funny to me it mostly relates to narco in Mexico though

No. 1757336

File: 1699335906032.jpeg (225.28 KB, 1170x1253, IMG_7077.jpeg)

I miss the things we had, I remember it all

No. 1757337

>>1757336
why would you post this, you still have time to delete it.

No. 1757338

File: 1699336005182.jpg (78.38 KB, 208x193, 1427388432694.jpg)

>when you fully realize pandemic era /ot/ is never coming back

No. 1757339

>>1757337
No it’s making me laugh I want it to brighten someone else’s day too

No. 1757341

>>1757233
Why should I give a flying rats ass(heresy)

No. 1757342

>>1757338
I think after us burgers sink into a fullblown recession and there’ll be more NEET nonnies then a similar time will return

No. 1757344

>>1757338
Idk today feels pretty similar

No. 1757345

>>1757241
Then go back to the datalounge

No. 1757346

File: 1699336179708.jpeg (156.76 KB, 675x1200, IMG_1453.jpeg)

>>1757327
here. the more beat up they were the better. your bff would have the matching pair

No. 1757347

>>1757342
Please don't wish for this nona I'm fucking poor

No. 1757349

File: 1699336434624.png (46.01 KB, 144x357, banana.png)

i really wish my husbando was real in moments like this

No. 1757352

>>1757349
if he was he'd probably be a slut

No. 1757353

>>1757349
Are you wishing you and your husbando could get matching Converse what's ailing you nonna

No. 1757355

>>1757352
No, he would not. I refuse to see him but innocent.
>>1757353
That would actually be cute.

No. 1757356

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No. 1757357

>>1757355
All men are sluts nona, sorry to break it you

No. 1757358

>>1757357
he's not, he's too stupid to know how babby is formed

No. 1757359

My retarded self just ate my cookie and then wondered where it went

No. 1757360

>>1757338
thank god. this is like being nostalgic for tempcow.

No. 1757362

>>1757349
jesse pink man banana

No. 1757366

>>1757299
did this but got my friends to leave a doodle in my sketchbook! very cute

No. 1757368

File: 1699337317796.jpeg (1004.93 KB, 1039x2233, IMG_7083.jpeg)

What the shit was going on on early lolcow kekk

No. 1757371

>>1757368
Men posted more

No. 1757373

Look at her

No. 1757376

>>1757373
Sparkledog!

No. 1757380

>>1757336
You think le quirky Stan Twitter faggot fetish images are le hilarious?

No. 1757383

>>1757380
I just saw it on instagram and it gave me a laugh don’t be mean to me

No. 1757385

>>1757383
Congrats on your innocence I guess? Wtf

No. 1757387

I will never listen to a man with round eyes. The fuck you think you are telling people anything with prey eyes. Go get plowed.

No. 1757389

File: 1699337789692.jpg (69.2 KB, 500x402, 201766fg.jpg)

damn i cant sleep i keep thinking of that time a moid tried to abuse me and it sends shivers down my spine, it's one of those days.

No. 1757394

>>1757389
I'm sorry nonna

No. 1757400

I can’t stop watching the Superluv video kek. He thought he went so hard with this video

No. 1757402

File: 1699338551166.jpg (226.88 KB, 1200x900, not even an osomatsu fan lol.j…)

>>1757294
Made a /m/ thread for it
>>>/m/333551

No. 1757403

>>1757402
i love this one, a lot

No. 1757406

File: 1699338755170.jpg (220.62 KB, 942x1200, 1559237868508.jpg)

>>1757403
Diorama bags are always my favorites and Osomatsu got the best bags by faaar.

No. 1757408

>>1757394
thanks nonny, i have been listening to music and thinking of my husbando and it helps a little.

No. 1757416

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No. 1757417

>>1757416
lolcor bebe

No. 1757420

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No. 1757424

File: 1699339840430.jpg (260.63 KB, 1505x1190, EVc2M.jpg)

>>1757420
Same vibe

No. 1757425

>>1757424
she seems super cute and sweet i wish she was my friend

No. 1757427

>>1757425
Same, except I don't like Naruto.

No. 1757428

There is this weird couple on my timeline were the husband and wife both write self-insert fanfiction with popular male characters. They insist that they are married and that the husband (moid) isn't gay and just a superfan of the characters but my theory is that the wife is just larping as the husband.

No. 1757431

>>1757428
i wish i had a bf like that.

No. 1757432


No. 1757434

>>1757424
i hope shes still fighting the good fight for sasunaru

No. 1757450

File: 1699341487829.jpg (36.54 KB, 640x480, 1518553890976.jpg)

>me when I'm imagining my inevitable public apology

No. 1757468

File: 1699343901735.jpg (37.02 KB, 640x467, __by_verus_d90qd9-375w-2x.jpg)

i hope sleeping anons are having nice dreams

No. 1757480

File: 1699344890154.jpg (814.15 KB, 1012x1800, 1512721643967.jpg)

>>1757301
Good Morning

No. 1757485

The only positive thing about college so far has been the indoor smoking permit. I'm the luckiest woman of the 21st century

No. 1757487

The girlies are like walking fog machines. I can't see what's waiting for me on the other end of the corridor. This is what freedom tastes like

No. 1757489

>>1757480
Is that a lamp?

No. 1757495

File: 1699346678880.jpg (2.18 MB, 3264x3264, everyday I'm suffering.jpg)

r8 my 3x3

No. 1757517

>>1757495
rozen maiden +
yaoi +
princess tutu +

No. 1757529

File: 1699352234808.jpeg (1.32 MB, 1170x1220, IMG_7352.jpeg)


No. 1757535

>>1757480
How saudi ballerinas be dressed.

No. 1757548

>>1757241
Should we be dropping more based and redpilled slurs or "I hate my wife" jokes then? Educate us I want to be funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1757549

Ugh I am so needy someone give me a digital hug or my tears will well and spread o'er the lands until the hunter in the field is submerged and the hearth doused

No. 1757553

File: 1699354570941.gif (781.63 KB, 356x200, virtualhug.gif)

>>1757549
Come here anon, allow me to put my paws on you!

No. 1757554

File: 1699354606374.png (13.53 KB, 462x367, IMG_1373.png)

>>1757549
I am sending you a warm internet hug and also you seem very fun just from the way you phrased this. You shall receive a plentiful harvest of hugs in due time…

No. 1757557

>>1757553
>>1757554
Nonnies……you just saved the world. Good night to you both.

No. 1757566

File: 1699355511169.gif (2.41 MB, 640x640, cat-blinking.gif)

oh wow he blinkin!!!!!!

No. 1757567

>>1757557
Good night ♥

No. 1757568

File: 1699355684048.jpg (23.02 KB, 484x484, 2083007f64fd10715aa576d7ae8e69…)

lol xD(xD)

No. 1757572

File: 1699355863998.jpg (89.04 KB, 768x1024, a2ae0fd6f088e23aa1d86c9b94cc3f…)

fav hetship

No. 1757582

File: 1699357862364.jpeg (66.31 KB, 480x605, IMG_2010.jpeg)

I’m drawing cartoon cats for work and I’m having a really hard time of it because I keep getting cute aggression over the reference photos

No. 1757592

>>1757566
Cutieee

No. 1757594

>>1757495
I love it! I would be your friend

No. 1757607

>>1757341
Finally a decent ban

No. 1757610

I can tell the fujos and sylvanian anons are either busy or asleep

No. 1757612

>>1757610
Where are the anons who complain about the thread? It's your chance to shine.

No. 1757615

>>1757612
Don't call them in, they're annoying as fuck

No. 1757617

>>1757612
What would be the point if there's currently no fujos?

No. 1757619

>>1757617
Well, I'd finally find out what they do want to talk about, I'm mildly curious.

No. 1757621

>>1757619
I actually want to hear them out too, bring them out

No. 1757626

File: 1699361775021.jpg (52.92 KB, 735x732, f66d30487793ea8be373af46465425…)

I just woke up bitches

No. 1757627

>>1757626
good morning beloved nonny

No. 1757628

If that PULL anon from last thread is reading this: Why do you think lolcow changed you in a negative way? I'm really interested because PULL was never that special to me. I've been there a few months but only for the Yumi King thread kek.

No. 1757634

File: 1699362193994.jpg (30.53 KB, 700x657, 74ad86762030cc4aa3e1623d6404eb…)

>>1757627
Ah nonnie how good to see you

No. 1757639

File: 1699362559747.jpg (39.43 KB, 524x658, FemFrLxXwAA72vk.jpg)

>>1757626
Good morning bitch I'm sleepy!!!

No. 1757642

File: 1699362683614.jpg (20.79 KB, 447x439, f3b8661bbe3171cb383818465c33b5…)

>>1757639
BACK ON THE GRIND

No. 1757655

File: 1699363468896.jpeg (66.43 KB, 512x512, homework_cat.jpeg)

>>1757642
Be strong anon, be strong…

No. 1757656

File: 1699363623178.png (165.73 KB, 275x270, 1699348422048.png)

>>1757655
Every day of my life I spend acting like a goof ball is another victory, my cringe is reaching heights not thought possible, there are anons reading this right now seething and writhing in their seats asking how it could be that I am the way that I am without shame and why they have to continue to put with this

No. 1757668

>Mother tells me how she went to see wood to buy for the winter
>She said that she saw pictures from this place on the internet and she would go see it in person
>They tell her she can go see it
>She goes but the wood isn't there anymore
>Seller swears more will come and it'll be just like in the pictures
>Mother buys it at full price
She just got scammed hard I just know it

No. 1757671

File: 1699364388171.jpg (30.42 KB, 736x736, 1880d963e7dec01e8ca0665917b6e4…)

>>1757668
Your mom bought invisible wood?

No. 1757674

The thread image is hilarious
>>1757656
AMAZING nona, also very inspiring

No. 1757705

I ate a chocolate bar for breakfast, I told myself I wouldn't do this, but I did it anyway. I had a banana too.

No. 1757716

>>1757628
Honestly, I've just used this site way too much over the years (about 6). It feels like I've become more negative while browsing here, plus also just seeing/hearing about horrible things and people I never would've if I hadn't used this site. Plus just the site becoming more unpleasant to use due to a variety of reasons, but I don't completely hate it here and I still enjoy chatting and reading the posts here. I'm at a point where I want to leave but I kind of have a hard time doing so.

No. 1757728

File: 1699370254593.gif (389.25 KB, 500x500, 1683445575277946.gif)

rise and grind burgersisters

No. 1757729

>>1757668
It's going to be all green pine, I just know it. Your pipe is going to be fucked. Pick up a creosote sweeping log, saves you from having to hire a chimney sweep if you burn one occasionally while you're burning all that pine.
Is your mom the type of woman to stand up for herself and throw a fit if the wood doesn't look as advertised? There's still hope if so. Depending on the price I would even accept a load of pine, cause it's just shit, but I would turn down anything treated and throw a shitfit that they even offered because that's dangerous.

No. 1757730

>>1757728
Girl it is ten o'clock, you should have been at work hours ago.

No. 1757736

>>1757728
butch couple kissing

No. 1757737

>>1757730
the world does not revolve around poo york.

No. 1757745

>>1757468
Actually I was having a bad dream about snails that wouldn't stop multiplying no matter how much I tried to move them out of my home

No. 1757748

File: 1699371397089.jpg (40.45 KB, 736x733, E_o-rt3VEAsKOm5.jpg)

literally remember nothing of this chapter in my textbook despite going through the entire thing and doing every exercise why is my brain like a sieve

No. 1757761

File: 1699372105093.jpeg (172.7 KB, 1926x1924, F-VB7zta4AAJByM.jpeg)

Mornin yaoi truckers

No. 1757764

>>1757201
I remember all of those
Modern internet is disgusting

No. 1757766

>>1756780
>>1756761
Yeah honestly I just wish everyone would go back to their own threads and stop using this one for infighting/attention/whatever.

No. 1757767

>>1757716
Thanks for explaining! I think the only thing that negatively affected me here is the intense nitpicking and bodyshaming in the cow threads and the fact that I visit this site the most when I'm at my lowest. Apart from that I'm happy to have a place that is female-centered and autistic and it makes me laugh a lot. I don't want to leave, there's always times where I don't visit for months and then I come back. It also makes me sad thinking about it disappearing one day.

No. 1757772

>>1756809
I want this to be me so badly tbh. Someone swaddle me and put me to bed

No. 1757780


No. 1757786

I'm sleepy, does anyone want to infight?

No. 1757788

>>1757786
Come here bitch let me tell you about your nasolabial folds

No. 1757789

>>1757788
Funny, I have indeed been thinking about my nasolabial folds a lot.

No. 1757793

>>1757789
I'm more of a labial folds nonna myself.

No. 1757795

File: 1699373902893.jpg (75.67 KB, 1131x758, __kagehira_mika_and_itsuki_shu…)

>>1757761
didn't expect to see my husbando in this thread

No. 1757798

>>1757795
good taste nona

No. 1757802

>>1757798
I spent like an hour yesterday just consooming cringy content of him
I love this insecure dork so much

No. 1757807

>>1757339
different anon, personally it gave me the creeps and ruined my already bad day

No. 1757809

File: 1699375106920.gif (3.54 MB, 498x498, IMG_2990.gif)

My date opened the car door for me and helped me in. A guy come running from the other side of the street yelling “KING SHIT!! KING SHIT BRAHH!!” they fist bumped and walked away.

No. 1757812

>>1757809
Men's standards are literally in hell. Wow.

No. 1757815

>>1757809
Hope he treats you right! Happy for you nonna. How did the rest of the date go?

No. 1757821

>>1757812
Basic courtesy KINGS!11! i guess it's better than if he was booed for it lol

No. 1757823

>>1757815
Pretty good he always brings me expensive gifts and one time I got drunk and tried to go past making out with him so he held me and said he didn’t feel comfortable doing things with someone who is drunk and that he wouldn’t want to do anything to risk us seeing each other again.

No. 1757832

Hey girls I start my new psych meds today so I just wanted to say I am actually sorry for all the sperg outs I’ve had over the last year it’s because my medication was boosting my testosterone levels the whole time. I’m sorry for sounding like a scrote I was being fed T it’ll never happen again I promise

No. 1757834

File: 1699376129413.jpg (19.51 KB, 980x450, Im-Not-Mad-i-Am-Disappointed.j…)

i didn't want to believe it, but WHB does indeed have AI generated backgrounds, they're not even touched up all that well. Disgraceful.

No. 1757835

I can't stop thinking about Helluva Boss. How did Vivziepop make something so utterly shit that I can't look away? Usually if something sucks, I don't bother investing in time in it but I just can't with this show. It's so fucking bad.

No. 1757840

File: 1699376420489.png (1.6 MB, 901x938, IMG_20231107_100845.png)

Is there a ldr thread or can I simply try and see if I get advice here in /ot/?

No. 1757845

>>1757832
Good luck with your new meds nona!
>>1757840
I would use the relationship advice thread in /g/

No. 1757846

>>1757840
check /g/

No. 1757853

>>1757835
being able to witness the artistic vision of a single person manifested in a production like this is fascinating. the edgy aesthetic and awful jokes and her fujo interest coming out are a trainwreck you can't look away from.

No. 1757856

File: 1699377200150.jpg (11.92 KB, 554x554, Fw3WEFYWAAAE1W0.jpg)

putting my college name in my insta bio is actually great bc it's prevented me from so many arguments with moids and other retards and wasting my time. instead i mentally manifest for them to kill themselves.

No. 1757873

>>1757229
I have a gamer dent but in the back of my head and it’s not from wearing a headset it’s a flat spot from laying down and sulking too much

No. 1757880

>>1757568
maybe I should wear this shirt

No. 1757883

hell at least the fujos and the sylvanian anons won't be calling me the b word like a ychromosoid the fuck

No. 1757887

>>1757883
>sylvanian anons

wait whos talking shit about those cuties??
I will defend them with my life

No. 1757888

File: 1699379386124.jpg (181.37 KB, 2048x1536, sylfanian_families_pc.jpg)

>>1757883
We could if we wanted to. We're just being nice…for now

No. 1757891

why do men smell so bad? every moid i encounter smells horrendous. it’s not even a body odor stench it’s like a suffocatingly hot air stench where you can’t breathe. wtf is their deal?

No. 1757892

>>1757883
You’re not a bitch nonnie you’re probably really cool

No. 1757898

File: 1699380473934.jpg (105.67 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

Len in any Nightcord conversations is actually so kute

No. 1757899

it's so interesting that when women have a crush on a fictional character or celebrity, they tend to like scan their wiki and find every detail they can about them, read or write fanfic about them, imagine them in fun scenarios, etc. while men almost always just find porn of them. faces shooped on to nudes. drawn porn. not saying women don't do the same but you just don't really hear of men being interested their fictional/celeb crushes beyond seeing them as wank fodder

No. 1757900

File: 1699380510324.jpg (38.64 KB, 564x564, 45ef890aa6045059b62b76689f2430…)

>>1757883
> sylvanian anons
just minding my our business

No. 1757905

>>1757899
Even taking porn out of the equation, straight dudes into male characters only care about his power level or whether he gets the girl they fap to so they can project onto him

No. 1757914

>>1757899
I do both, and I definitely have male characters I think are attractive only for the purposes of flicking my bean

No. 1757917

Whyy is it so slow. Why do you all have jobs

No. 1757919

File: 1699382160822.jpeg (964.76 KB, 2054x2583, BD4F20E9-0B96-4879-9CA8-0C319A…)

>>1757887
haven’t seen it, but there better be no shit talking

No. 1757920

"flicking my bean" is by far the most disgusting idiom for female masturbation that I have ever heard and it makes me want to vomit

No. 1757921

>>1757920
how's "schlicking" for ya?

No. 1757922

>>1757921
just say masturbate you're not 13

No. 1757923

File: 1699382293376.gif (59.63 KB, 206x139, 1644898832777.gif)


No. 1757924

File: 1699382307983.png (Spoiler Image,1009.54 KB, 1080x889, photo.png)

>>1757883
we should all band together and jump the samefagging sperg(stop the porn wars)

No. 1757926

>>1757920
I always found it kinda cute lol. Like the beans on kitty paws. Maybe I'm just weird

No. 1757928

File: 1699382501022.jpg (79.92 KB, 564x1002, 85664698634.jpg)

>>1757923
then perish

No. 1757929

>>1757920
That just sounds painful

No. 1757930

File: 1699382583513.jpg (25.62 KB, 564x431, VerySweetCow (51).jpg)

Things that bother you
Never bother me
I feel happy and fine
Aha!
Living in the sunlight
Loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time!

No. 1757932

>>1757924
Welcome back, nonna lmao

No. 1757933

File: 1699382782431.jpg (334.93 KB, 2000x1620, 20231107_123138.jpg)

So if hes a purin gijinka does he have a massive butthole like purin or not

No. 1757935

>>1757933
he probably does, the damn faggot

No. 1757936

File: 1699382833341.jpg (55.49 KB, 657x527, 202303130022353.jpg)

>>1757932
hay dere nonny

No. 1757937

File: 1699382841195.gif (1.82 MB, 324x183, m.gif)

I am still so weak in Proseka

No. 1757939

>>1757933
you just know… you. just. know.

No. 1757940

File: 1699382898116.gif (3.55 MB, 498x498, cry-about-it-len.gif)


No. 1757941

The fact that I've to read about male buttholes outside of /g/ is making me go crazy

No. 1757942

>>1757921
rubbing one out

No. 1757943

>>1757941
ikr, so totes doesn't pass the bechdel test

No. 1757945

File: 1699383042259.jpg (84.05 KB, 1080x1080, 1699236685003.jpg)

>>1757941
We're just making logical inferences…

No. 1757949

File: 1699383117213.png (761.25 KB, 1872x1402, 1699383144408.png)

>>1757941
its the dumbASS shit thread

No. 1757951

>>1757933
I demand fanart of this

No. 1757953

File: 1699383279416.gif (1.39 MB, 600x338, 90d.gif)

>>1757926
>>1757929
to me it just sounds like flicking your clitoris like this and it hurts just to think about it

No. 1757954

>>1757917
To buy fancy coffee and useless shit, whater YOU up to

No. 1757955

>>1757922
waaay too mant letters + can't spell

No. 1757959

>>1757953
Yeah, I usually just rub it anyway

No. 1757962

>>1757920
how do you like "paddling the pink canoe"?

No. 1757965

>>1757954
Sitting in the park watching the homeless scrotes fight! Best passtime

No. 1757966

>>1757962
how about "smashing the pumpkin"

No. 1757970

>>1757966
how about "saucing the taco"?

No. 1757972

>>1757966
do you want to think of billy corgan's shiny bald ass while you're doing the hand jive with your nether regions?

No. 1757975

>>1757966
Trapping the rat

No. 1757976

I personally feel that how people take care of their car is a reflection of how they take care of their genitals. If his car is dirty, his dick is dirtier. And usually people with dirty cars have dirty personal living spaces as well. I remember one of my cousins had a car absolutely cluttered with mess and weed, and her home was also a mess.

No. 1757977

File: 1699383879259.jpg (139.85 KB, 1170x500, bttn-header.jpg)

>>1757972
>nether regions

No. 1757978

>>1757920
I hate that one AND shlicking it’s so scrotey. To each their own but I prefer to just say masturbating or getting off kek

No. 1757981

>>1757978
"jilling off"?

No. 1757982

>>1757976
Why genitals specifically?

No. 1757983

Holy shit buying a faux fur comforter was the worst mistake of my life. It keeps me warm but the little shit sheds constantly. I wake up with hair in my mouth and almost every dark fabric surface has shed fur onto it like I own a cat or dog.

No. 1757987

File: 1699384175425.jpg (311.62 KB, 1500x1922, billy-corgan-dff1fad23c734018a…)

>>1757972
his head is like a clitoris

No. 1757989

>>1757982
Hm, I think it's something about a car being such a confined space. When you're in a car, it's basically ON you. How could you feel comfortable in such a tight space if it's dirty? It's like someone wearing dirty clothes. It just shows a general lack of care for yourself and your surrounding.

No. 1757992

File: 1699384451744.jpeg (51.61 KB, 521x353, 1589983860707.jpeg)

>>1757987
quick qu: wtf is wrong with you

No. 1757993

>>1757977
mine addiction.

No. 1757994

>>1757981
Kek this is my favorite

No. 1757995

>>1757987
If you look at your own vagina and see this man as your clit, that's a you-problem kek

No. 1757999

File: 1699384578100.jpg (460 KB, 648x972, pink-angora-2.jpg)

>>1757992
put a pink cowl neck sweater on him and it could be his halloween costume

No. 1758000

File: 1699384684232.png (4.62 MB, 1840x3784, mario_PNG60.png)

>>1757995
that's-a you problem!

No. 1758004

>>1757933
he's not a gijinka he's pompompurin's knight/sub slave

No. 1758005

>>1758004
Kek. I demand fanart of him being walked by pompompurin with a leash.

No. 1758007

File: 1699384949509.jpg (157.9 KB, 1080x1461, tdl8jh48s9i91.jpg)


No. 1758014

File: 1699385316452.png (1.34 MB, 1080x1080, 1683076453430.png)

thinking about my husbando and how i will never pet his head

No. 1758019

>>1758014
destroy him. if you can't pet his head then nobody can

No. 1758020

>>1758019
he's not real anon

No. 1758024

>>1757999
I hate these so much. Looks like foreskin

No. 1758030

>>1758024
Oh god I see it now, you ruined it for me lmao

No. 1758038

>>1757933
those shoes…

No. 1758040

File: 1699386752233.jpg (13.29 KB, 480x480, download.jpg)


No. 1758041

>>1758004
maybe purin commands him to get his bhole blown out so they can match

No. 1758053

>>1758040
this is life changing, i'm saving this.

No. 1758054

So amberlynn is a bippie now, how many diagnoses does she have kek

No. 1758095

>>1758041
specifically by the twin stars knights, double pene

No. 1758098

File: 1699389569842.jpg (136.53 KB, 2500x1250, chadmeme.jpg)

Isn't this just the pretty privilege argument for Men™ ?

No. 1758101

>>1758054
>bippie
There's no way people actually call it that.

No. 1758102

>>1758054
who gives a shit she's so fucking boring and her peak was when she was with Destiny

No. 1758103

>>1758098
Yes but it's justified because if I have to deal with a scrote, I would rather get my "money's worth".

No. 1758104

>>1758054
whats a bippie

No. 1758106

>>1758054
Bippie kek. I like that

No. 1758110

>>1758104
Bpd afflicted human being

No. 1758111

>>1758102
Girl calm down

No. 1758113

File: 1699389891732.jpeg (129.03 KB, 1200x1200, IMG_7105.jpeg)

Everyone get a slice of banana bread, it’s chocolate

No. 1758114

File: 1699389925934.png (61.4 KB, 587x97, and now you know.png)


No. 1758115

>>1758113
Thanks, nona

No. 1758117

I keep getting YouTube shorts about childbirth and babies and twins recommended to me, I think I’m being they live’d.

No. 1758120

>>1758117
Reminds me of getting parenting and baby content on Instagram because I'm 27 and the perfect age to have a kid (I won't though)

No. 1758121

>>1758117
>I think I’m being they live’d.
What does this mean?

No. 1758123

File: 1699390134449.jpg (63.89 KB, 1024x682, istockphoto-1181522311-1024x10…)

>>1758113
don't mind if i dooo~~ ehehehehe, om nom nom nom nom hey why this kinda almondy and bitter

No. 1758124

>>1758113
Yummmm
>>1758054
I hate the word bippie so much

No. 1758127

File: 1699390224709.jpeg (227.69 KB, 600x441, B6FC287D-3DC0-4D21-8B70-68DBAE…)

>>1758113
Thanks nonnie, I will have it with some hot cocoa.

No. 1758128

>>1758121
Ntayrt but I’m wondering if anon thinks she’s being targeted by anti-abortion propaganda

No. 1758129

>>1758123
I used dutch processed cocoa instead of sweetened cocoa kek

No. 1758130

File: 1699390262900.jpeg (203.22 KB, 2173x1161, IMG_3465.jpeg)

>>1758121
Movie where subliminal messages are being placed in everything and the protagonist has glasses that can see through them.

No. 1758135

File: 1699390328162.jpg (15.69 KB, 235x274, 8439722ef4be0978fad5fb941ce405…)

>>1758129
you fucking poisoned me

No. 1758136

File: 1699390355473.png (39.01 KB, 228x195, IMG_3947.png)

>>1758113
Anon, this tastes foul. What on earth did you put in this? Banana bread shouldn’t have a meaty texture.

No. 1758137

File: 1699390402007.jpeg (75.7 KB, 800x721, IMG_7106.jpeg)

>>1758135
I’m sorry nonnie, at least you’re gonna go to heaven

No. 1758138

>>1758136
she got you too!!

No. 1758139

>>1758120
Me neither, not that I have a choice in the matter being a virgin hikki well into my twenties.
I’ve just accepted the cat lady lifestyle already.

No. 1758140

>>1758136
I replaced the butter with apple butter! Autyumnal mmm

No. 1758141

>>1758130
>>1758121
And the aliens place such propaganda as BREED and OBEY as the secret messages.

No. 1758142

File: 1699390862235.jpeg (1.05 MB, 1125x1058, IMG_3603.jpeg)

>>1758140
“Autyumnal”, nona? More like autistic. More like autyucknal. Boo.

No. 1758144

File: 1699391059614.png (1.22 MB, 1200x1200, IMG_7109.png)

Damn

No. 1758146

File: 1699391116253.jpg (107.65 KB, 595x1080, d83bab0b9e8b945a8877530c13ef79…)

Post your smash mains

No. 1758147

>>1758144
how i look at the state of myself after i keeping pushing my work for later and not working on assignments the moment i have time.

No. 1758149

>>1758146
I loved this one as a kid

No. 1758153

>>1757917
I don't have a job I was taking my daily siesta

No. 1758154

My phone was a defective model so the company is sending me a new one but the new one doesn't have a headphone jack. I literally don't use wireless earbuds because I hate having to charge things pointlessly but they don't have any models with a headphone jack. Wtf do I do. Ive been without a phone for like a week too

No. 1758155

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>>1758007
Luigi love his brother

No. 1758156

>>1758154
You can buy a dongle to convert whichever port your phone has to a headphone jack, it's not a perfect solution but it works

No. 1758157

>>1758154
I hated the idea too but wireless ear buds keep a decent charge and I just set them on a wireless charger at the end of the day and they're always good to go. I also got a cheap emergency pair in my bag in case I forget or it ever does run out

No. 1758158

How are you bored? Just do a backflip

No. 1758159

What song should I blast to annoy my neighbor (2 homos with a dog that barks all day and won't let me sleep). I don't want it to be too catchy or they'll just dance to it

No. 1758161

>>1758158
Thanks I broke my neck

No. 1758164

>>1758159
Spongebob OST

No. 1758165


No. 1758168

>>1758159
something spoopy

No. 1758169

>>1758164
A lot of spongebob songs are good though! Electric zoo is my fav

No. 1758173

>>1758159
Anything by Captain Beefheart

No. 1758176

File: 1699392775160.png (921.58 KB, 790x1011, saturn_ness_looking_forward_by…)

>>1758146
I like Earthbound and I like his silly floaty moves

No. 1758180

I saw a girl at my university who had an itabag filled with marvin the martian pins. Absolute stacy behavior, I wish I had the courage to talk to her

No. 1758182

ANY VAPISTS IN THE CHAT TODAY GAMERS

No. 1758189

>>1758182
i vape but it fucking sucks and i hate it

No. 1758190

>>1758180
I feel so out of the loop why are all the gen alphas obsessed with Marvin suddenly?

No. 1758193

>>1758182
vaping is lame

No. 1758194

>>1758182
I had to stop vaping yesterday because it gave me diarrhea

No. 1758195

>>1758190
Uh aren't gen alphas like five years old right now?

No. 1758198

>look up famous guy with a PhD in Statistics
>all his facebook feed is libsoftiktok and fox news tier shit
Why are they like this?

No. 1758199

>>1758195
The oldest of gen A are only 11 right now

No. 1758201

>>1758199
Oh, okay. I am not attending university with 11 year olds kek

No. 1758202

>>1758190
Zoomers are university age right now nonna

No. 1758205

File: 1699394169078.jpg (38.98 KB, 512x339, 512x.jpg)

Free this Queen! She did nothing wrong!

No. 1758207

>>1758202
>>1758201
Kek I know but Marvin is insanely popular with 10-14 year olds right now she sounds like a faggot.

No. 1758208

>>1758190
my mom was obsessed with marvin the martian, unsure if he was generally popular with boomer ladies however

No. 1758212

>>1758165
Yasss based

No. 1758215

File: 1699394485466.png (960.14 KB, 2711x2221, 94945.png)

>>1758146
Was metaknight at first and then it went to Kirby

No. 1758216

>>1758205
Sorry, but who is she?

No. 1758217

>>1758190
timeless sex symbol duh

No. 1758218

>>1758207
>>1758180
Wtf why do they like Marvin???

No. 1758220

>>1758155
Awwww
>>1758176
Awesome skills nonna

No. 1758224

>>1758216
Lanie Greenberger

No. 1758226

>>1758218
He's got ambition and soulful eyes

No. 1758233

>>1757349
Mood, we'd get along so well.

No. 1758240

>>1758226
>>1758218
>>1758218
>>1758207
>>1758190
>>1758180
Wtf I had a crush on him when I was a kid but buried it deep down and denied it to myself out of embarrassment, now you're telling me it's trendy and cool to simp for Marvin the Martian openly wtf I'm so jealous I was born in the wrong generation fuck

No. 1758244

>>1757572
Wtf happened to 3

No. 1758250

>>1757728
My current OTP kissing ♥

No. 1758256

>>1758240
Was looking into it and I think it’s because Marvin got added to a game called MultiVersus that’s like smash bros in 2022

No. 1758259

>>1757924
Why is his buttcheek blushing

No. 1758262

>>1757976
Ot but she's so pretty

No. 1758264

My joint tastes like a cinnamon roll mmm

No. 1758267

>>1758098
Always been but they don't want to admit it.

No. 1758270

>>1758159
Death metal or something

No. 1758271

>>1758259
Men's buttcheeks blush when insemination is imminent

No. 1758273

>>1757728
Rise and grind at 2pm

No. 1758274

>>1758098
My high-school crush looked like the left and he didn't take any of the hints I gave him even when I blatantly asked him to prom. He is now an SEA passport bro and is addicted to video games the last I checked. Male archetypes can't escape their programming kek

No. 1758277

>>1757924
why you posting porn

No. 1758287

>>1758240
same, anon. he was my first husbando. I remember going to six flags and getting a keychain of him and being so terribly embarrassed about putting it on my bag

No. 1758291

File: 1699397823320.png (39.54 KB, 304x500, Dd006.png)

>>1758287
They really dressed him like this in Duck Dodgers and expected us to not feel a certain kind of way.

No. 1758311

>>1758159
Gabber music

No. 1758325

>>1758159
Enjoy.

No. 1758330

>>1757920
Late reply but i love ''dialing the pink telephone''

No. 1758336

File: 1699400065479.jpg (45.32 KB, 922x788, jl5nke6fu5531.jpg)

I've scrolled past the Leftcow thread without ever posting in it for literal years, and I was today years old when I finally realized that Redscare Dasha and ItsBabyDash (another cow whose thread I always scroll past) are two entirely different people. For three years I seriously thought it was the same pickme woman.

No. 1758350

>>1758264
How? Sorry I know nothing about weed

No. 1758353

>>1758159
This. All day erryday.

No. 1758357


No. 1758368

>>1758159
Make a playlist and add all the suggestions.

No. 1758371

In the context of being a calm and balanced person I'm probably the worst libra

No. 1758373

>>1758350
Ntayrt but its really cool, because weed is a plant, it has different strains/types that contain unique 'terpenes' which give the flavour, aroma, and color to the plant.
I like to buy joints from this one brand called 'general admission' and all their plants are sooo good, no added artificial flavors and my most notable flavors:
Mintd - minty weed that tastes like you had mouthwash before smoking (i like it a lot)
Lychee - tastes like the berry, smooth, not sugary, sweet, strawberrish?
Peach ringz - tastes like sugar, tastes like the candy not peaches, imagine eating all of them at once and smoking, same effect

I worked at a dispensary hence the stoninta going on rn but ya lol its cool. I didn't know this could happen either. Its usually science/crossbred and not naturally occuring plants. Think 'grapples' (grape + apple hybrid), same idea.

No. 1758374

>>1758371
I still think libras are cool though

No. 1758376

>>1754666
i regret posting this im constipated now and it sucks

No. 1758383

File: 1699403152905.jpg (184.52 KB, 960x960, moo.jpg)

The cow ones are so cute

No. 1758385

>>1758373
That's so cool anon, thanks for the info!

No. 1758386

>>1758383
Nonas meeting up, colorized

No. 1758387

>>1758376
If the struggle is too real hydrate and a sleep to regain strength helps.

No. 1758388

>>1758383
Please please someone use this as a threadpic someday it's so cute

No. 1758389

>>1758383
Cute!!! I feel too old for sylbanians unfortunately

No. 1758391

>>1758383
Someone should make a banner out of this picture its so cute

No. 1758393

>>1758391
I will nonnie hehe just wait and see

No. 1758400

>>1758393
thank you nona ♥

No. 1758402

should i start working as an onlyfans chatter to buy my husbando's figure?

No. 1758403

>>1758402
What's an only fans chatter?

No. 1758405

>>1758403
the OF girl hires you to respond to her horny simps for her

No. 1758407

>>1758405
Oh, sure, if you're somewhat dead inside. I am.

No. 1758408

>>1758402
If you want but it's really draining and you might feel regret later (I did)

No. 1758409

>>1758405
Kek @ the return of the phone sex operator gig

No. 1758410

>>1758408
Samefag but I got offered a manager position so I could directly work with models and guide them but man I felt like I was being hired to be a bottom bitch pimp

No. 1758416

>>1758408
i am from a shithole though

No. 1758423

>>1758416
Same as me. I am just warning you just in case but if you don't feel it will weight in your consciousness then go ahead.

No. 1758425

>>1758423
how much did you make? the min salary here is something like 50 usd but we have almost 200% inflation rate

No. 1758429

File: 1699405632264.png (69.78 KB, 300x100, sylvanian families.png)

>>1758400
>>1758391
here, I tried my best!

No. 1758434

>>1758425
In a month I could have made 300 dollars but I earned 200 or so. Manager position was way more profitable but they are mostly looking for spanish speakers.

No. 1758435

>>1758434
>mostly looking for spanish speakers.
my native language could be useful for something? finally. I will check it out

No. 1758436

>>1758408
why did you regret it?
>>1758434
omfg I'M A SPANISH SPEAKER please tell me how to apply to this position NOW

No. 1758439

>>1758434
where did you find this job?? how can I apply? please help a nonna out

No. 1758440

File: 1699406051056.gif (3.19 MB, 498x421, sylvanian-families-cute.gif)

>>1758429
This is adorable nona thank you for taking the time to do it

No. 1758441

>>1758434
Please nonna tell me, I speak Spanish, I can do this.

No. 1758445

>>1758435
Depends but most models are from Latam so spanish is prioritized for the manager position. Maybe you could become a chatter in your language? I know Russian, Polish and French chatters were also being recruited.
>>1758436
Para ser manager te tienen que elegir. Es algo que me ofrecieron pero tendras que empezar como chatter y si haces un buen trabajo tal vez te lo lleguen a proponer. Mi jefe se quejaba que muchas latinas son perezosas asi que necesitaba a alguien que las organizara.
>>1758439
Download Telegram and join the group OFMJobs. Listings are being posted all the time.

I can give some sauce on the type of stuff they make you learn if anyone is interested

No. 1758446

>>1758445
>I can give some sauce on the type of stuff they make you learn if anyone is interested
por favorrrr te lo ruego. Soy de latam

No. 1758449

Dammit, I knew I'd ine day regret not actually learning spanish, why did I have to be born a portuguese speaker

No. 1758450

>>1758445
cualquier info del trabajo o lo que sea te la aprecio nonny, no tienes miedo de que te reconoscan la voz por ejemplo?

No. 1758452

Third worlders get sexy and come milk some stupid Caucasian man dry of all his money and self esteem. We need more of you monopolizing the men here.

No. 1758454

>>1758445
y como pagas taxes de eso? en tu país y en el país que te reclutaron digo
>>1758452
I have an euro bf so I'm doing my job

No. 1758457

>>1758445
Please giveus the deets, I have an idea of what may it be like because I doubt you have to like, sex-talk the moids for too long.

No. 1758460

>>1758446
Ok, so you have to prioritize whales. Most accounts make most of their money from 1–4 whales that donate thousands of dollars per month to the model. We have to make it seem like we are sending them videos (usually masturbation) recorded in that instant for the client because we are horny for him. To get to that point, we have to essentially offer them the girlfriend experience, which entails listening to their problems, jotting down all their interests, and so on. We can also build up a persona that caters to what the client likes and our niche. Let's say you are pretending to be an Asian gamer girl (what I did), you have to talk about anime and pretend that you like the anime that they like. I used to run three accounts, and I made a persona for each model; The asian girl was a hot weeb, the gay guy was a gym bro into mma and the amerucan college girl was a typical normie american girl that was into right wing politics (took some inspo from lauren southern kek)

No. 1758461

>>1758452
Let's start our own women run agency kek im tired of ugly scrotes running that business

No. 1758463

>>1758460
damn my gigautistic moid interests can finally be useful for something ?

No. 1758464

>>1758460
NTA but that sounds like so much work kek, was it worth it for the superior gringo currency?

No. 1758465

>>1758460
keep going
also, how do you send those videos? tell me they're pre-recorded please I would never send my coochie online

No. 1758466

>>1758460
dont stop please tell us more

No. 1758467

>>1758464
Not for me which is why I quit so early kek

No. 1758468

>>1758460
do you chat through text or also voice chat?

No. 1758477

>>1758465
They are uploaded to the OnlyFans vault by the manager, and we send them. The videos were found in the PPV (pay per view) section. What to do with a new sub? Greet them and talk to them. If they want to see porn right away, try to sell them a video from the model, but don't push it. Go with the flow. It's important to not be pushy. Selling a $20 video is not worth the potential whale you might miss by coming off as desperate. There are different tiers of subs too, and that depends on how much they spend. The subs that have been subscribed for 2 months but spend less than $200 per month on the model can be manipulated into spending more, though you have to be careful. You can try to send them packs of content for less likes, for example, a set of videos for 150 instead of the original 300. If they start hesitating, you can say, "I am offering you one of the best discounts I have, and you still don't want to buy it? I guess you don't see value in me". If they show interest in chatting, you can try to exploit that by saying "I would like to chat with you more, but there are other fans that support my content, and I can't leave them hanging, sorry". They might fall into the trap or might cuss you out.

No. 1758480

>>1758468
Only text. Voice and video chat is a service we can sell them for a tip.

No. 1758482

>>1758477
Did you pay taxes at all, I'm scared of taxes basically.

No. 1758483

>>1758480
Once they pay for that, do you have to be the one naked?

No. 1758484

>>1758482
No I didn't. I don't know what you would do in that situation.

No. 1758485

>>1758483
No lol its the model that gets naked not you

No. 1758487

>>1758485
But you also provide the voice?

No. 1758488

>>1758487
Voice chat is a service we sell. They can also pay if they want to have a video where the model masturbates to the guys name.

No. 1758489

If anyone wants to fully run the onlyfans themselves, you can also "buy" a model (as in you get to work with her) for as low as $150 which is sad not gonna lie.

No. 1758493

I thought it was big latto like big mulatto I was wrong apparently

No. 1758496

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No. 1758497

>>1758496
Oh what the fuck I just let some kid convince me it’s like Lotto like lottery. I feel retarded

No. 1758499

>>1758477
i was checking the telegram, whats a VA?

No. 1758501

>>1758499
voice actor I guess?
>>1758488
I mean, but are you the voice in question? or do you only chat?

No. 1758502

>>1758489
Just AI the nudes

Or if you don't mind using your own body as a base you can use a portion of a full sexy or clothed pic that is shoulder up, AI it to a different face (I make it hapa looking for top coomer appeal), paste it onto the full original picture, change the skintone a bit too if you're paranoid. Basically overlaying your face with the same pic but edited. (I do it this segmented way so the ai editing app company doesn't have more imagery than I want them to have)

If you look super new you can exploit that because these overprofessional models don't have gf appeal. You can make decent $ through 1-3 whales who wanna trauma dump on you. You can also just take a webm from 4chan and flip it horizontally so it's less likely to be reverse searched

Turd world rise up

No. 1758506

I need this fucking nigga to deliver my chicken

No. 1758508

ok nonnies i fell for the bait i sent two dms to people of the TG group asking for chatter, i will update my journey and see if i get scammed or something. If i get paid i will buy a figure of my husbando.

No. 1758510

>>1758508
They can't scam you if you don't send any money or personal info

If you succeed and learn anything help some nonnies out and toss them a bone

No. 1758511

>>1758510
i mean scam me as in, make me work then ghost me lol

No. 1758523

>>1758501
Only chatting.

>>1758502
Onlyfans does ban AI models and nudes but I could work off platform through facebook and shit which is what many scammers do (my dad's boomer friend got scammed 400 dollars this way). I am interested in starting an instagram or facebook AI page to siphon money from simps too.

No. 1758524

>>1758508
You can also join the Chatters Venture OF group to talk with other chatter or keep up with drama in the chatter community kek

No. 1758529

File: 1699412383956.gif (376.43 KB, 300x100, chase.gif)

look at the new banner I made

No. 1758532

>>1758529
All of us for the last 2 days kek. Throw her up in the banners thread! I wish the banners were updated more often

No. 1758534

File: 1699413303436.jpg (434.4 KB, 500x620, Tumblr_l_269320703165591.jpg)

>no friends
>chronic complainer
>eats whole box of kraft dinner in one go
despite it all i'm HAPPY…

No. 1758536

>>1758529
I love it! It’s so cute

No. 1758540

nonnies i got a fucking reply from the of recruiter guy, wish me luck.

No. 1758542

>>1758540
the only fans chatter gig? good luck+

No. 1758545

>>1758540
good luck nona!

No. 1758546

>>1758540
Good luck nonita

No. 1758560


No. 1758561

I have the opposite problem on dating apps that everyone complains about–it shows me a bunch of sexy hunks but I don't want them at all. Show me the malnourished twinks

No. 1758566

>>1758561
Your first mistake was dl-ing a dating app

No. 1758576

File: 1699416762985.gif (3.53 MB, 360x202, 1648256658511.gif)

praying that the alt right schizoid wins the elections so i can start buying shit from aliexpress without taxes

No. 1758595

File: 1699418088708.gif (3.63 MB, 300x100, the sad cow.gif)

also made this banner!

No. 1758598

>>1758595
sugoi des

No. 1758607

>>1758529
I love this
who else remembers the nona who would make edits with this cat

No. 1758608

>>1758376
>>1754666
you had to learn the hard way….

No. 1758611

>>1758529
aw I love this, I want it to be up on the actual banner. Do they ever get updated? I don't think ive seen a new one for years

No. 1758613

File: 1699419387376.png (902.75 KB, 791x805, ohno.png)

Elizabeth got some plastic surgery to be an e-thot. Look at those beautiful dentu… veneers! And that perfect blepharoplasty. What a babe. Buy her OnlyFans!

No. 1758617

>>1758613
elizabeth is a lesbian radfem she would never do this stop trying to defame her

No. 1758618

File: 1699419599275.gif (1.72 MB, 800x208, 1671805400047.gif)

I've had to use a different computer for a while because I was traveling and now that I'm back home I've gotten used to it and I don't want to switch back to my old computer

No. 1758619

>>1758613
Don’t lie on her like that

No. 1758620

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No. 1758623

>>1758376
shart curse reversed

No. 1758625

>>1758617
>>1758619
She just had a nightmare about being a transdeer OF thot. She's good now.

No. 1758630

File: 1699420667455.jpeg (309.42 KB, 597x800, IMG_3101.jpeg)

People's magazine SEXIEST MAN ALIVE was announced tonight, picrel

No. 1758631

>>1758630
Hottest man alive if you are a middle aged housewife from the midwest. Not that i can think of any better candidates.

No. 1758632

>>1758631
>middle aged housewife from the midwest
Probably the only people that still read People tbf.

No. 1758633

>>1758630
Literal who

No. 1758634

>>1758630
that's not my husbando

No. 1758635

>>1758630
Did every other man on the planet died tonight for this to be their choice?

No. 1758636

>>1758630
Liking older moids is hard enough damnit why do they always choose average ones

No. 1758637

>>1758630
OLD MAN PROPAGANDA

No. 1758638

>>1758630
Is this satire

No. 1758640

>>1758630
>grey haired
>dehydrated
>ancient
might as well turn into a vampire too

No. 1758641

>>1758630
Anons are hating, but he is actually above-average and attractive for a man his age. He's 57, a majority of 60 year old men do not look anything like that.

No. 1758642

>>1758641
Samefag, I'm stupid. I thought he was sexiest OLDER man.

No. 1758644

>>1758630
Ah, ok. Sexiest man alive is a geriatric, sure. Do other moids decide these "hotties"? I hope that little text is not about him.
>daring, dreamy
>& definitely
>worth the wait
There is no time to wait if you want a grandpa. He is already almost dead.

No. 1758645

my husbando is the only thing that keeps me going, as pathetic as that sounds. Once everything i am working on starts paying off(i hope it does…) i will build him an altar.

No. 1758647

>>1758641
But that doesn’t make him the sexiest man alive

No. 1758648

>>1758630
Why’s he so old..

No. 1758651

>>1758630
POV you volunteered at your local retirement home

No. 1758652

>>1758647
Look here anon >>1758642

No. 1758654

i bet she's lurked here

No. 1758656

File: 1699423141060.jpg (207.87 KB, 1280x720, Asobi Asobase - 04 - Large 23.…)

why does my McDonalds coffee have a burnt aftertaste

No. 1758658

>>1758630
literally who

No. 1758659

whats more homoerotic: SPORTS or the military?

No. 1758660

File: 1699423495850.jpeg (116.72 KB, 736x1000, IMG_7124.jpeg)

Feeling like him right now

No. 1758662

File: 1699423579944.jpeg (630.34 KB, 1170x770, IMG_7126.jpeg)

>>1758659
The military

No. 1758663

>>1758659
they are different kinds of gay. all football players have fucked at least one tranny, but military guys are true and honest fags who like their men oily and in sexy army gear

No. 1758664

File: 1699423786232.jpg (148.69 KB, 1200x675, DhmcvgbW4AAbPib.jpg)

>>1758656
it tasted bad to me but i kept drinking it and then i decided to make my brother and father have a taste and they think it tastes really really really bad and are confused why i didn't say anything earlier when it tastes like industrial waste and now my father's calling some people

No. 1758665

>>1758664
oh damn hope you have diarrhea so you can sue mcass

No. 1758666

File: 1699424161500.jpeg (144.12 KB, 1920x1080, DhmdABBXUAAVjLp.jpeg)

>>1758665
BITCH DO YOU WANT ME TO POST YAOI IN THIS THREAD AGAIN??????

No. 1758667

>>1758666
do it fagget, post something of yaoi boys with glasses this time

No. 1758668

a male gets so offended by male bees getting kicked out of beehives(bc they're useless) that he makes a shitty cutesy stwory about males bees running a hive of their own and all his cocksuckers tell him what a great idea it is and how it should be a real screenplay

No. 1758669

>>1758659
You just know they were fuckin and suckin in the jungles of Vietnam

No. 1758670

>>1758669
i wish there was a gay porn set in vietnam. I know there are a few 70s pornos of gay lovers fugging before being sent to nam, but i want a full metal jacket gay porn movie. I gotta do everything myself.

No. 1758675

>>1758670
the porno should end with them getting ambushed right after climax and being shot to death

No. 1758677

>>1758668
Did this actually happen or are you shitposting? Cos i can totally see that going down on Reddit.

No. 1758682

>>1757594
I would be your friend too

No. 1758685

>>1758666
Who is the strongest character in the yaoiverse and by extension the lolcow multiverse

No. 1758686

File: 1699425778491.jpg (27.92 KB, 622x346, FJjwBaYUYAM1s_Q.jpg)

>>1758685
>Who is the strongest character in the yaoiverse
Is this even a contest?

No. 1758687

File: 1699425794106.jpeg (1 MB, 1026x1069, IMG_0750.jpeg)


No. 1758688

>>1758686
>Spends Mink's entire route getting beaten and raped
Aoba weak as fuck

No. 1758690

>>1758688
It's not about physical strength it's about the raw yaoi aura he exudes

No. 1758692

File: 1699426020135.jpg (234.59 KB, 1708x2048, F9sz1yBbEAA5Ywb.jpg)

>>1758690
I feel Towa got him beat there

No. 1758693

>>1758692
He's not a cultural icon like Aoba tho

No. 1758695

File: 1699426212656.jpeg (623.98 KB, 1910x1725, 2812711.jpeg)

>>1758693
Wouldn't Misaki technically be the most powerful yaoi then?

No. 1758696

>>1758695
Fucking hate that faggot and i literally forgot about this show until you posted this

No. 1758699

File: 1699426460045.jpg (288.06 KB, 1500x946, faggots.jpg)

>>1758696
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day these little faggots just sit there and give me this stupid fucking look on their face.

No. 1758701

>>1758529
I love it

No. 1758702

>>1758699
>those faces
they were publishing anything in the 2000s

No. 1758703

>>1758529
So fucking cute

No. 1758704

>>1758677
it's just a comment i saw on insta under a reel about drones getting kicked out of a hive, it's a normal part of beehive's ecosystem but ofc many a moid empa-sympathized with the males bees and either whined about women kicking useless males out of their life or about trying to find smtg for the drones to do even though it's literally how a beehive works and has been working since forever because they ofc see themselves in the worthless male bees

No. 1758709

File: 1699426784712.jpg (Spoiler Image,14.1 KB, 231x250, thumbnail_59f2a2670fb68207b1e2…)

>>1758667
happy now, binch?

No. 1758710

File: 1699426823135.jpg (814.19 KB, 1462x3421, 1680888926412.jpg)

>>1758702
That was just the trend of the time.

No. 1758711

>>1758659
Sports because the militia are obsessively rapey towards women

No. 1758713

>>1758710
what was 80s yaoi like?

No. 1758714

>>1758710
>90s boys
I creamed. V-kei styling needs a comeback immediately

No. 1758715

File: 1699427007855.png (86.17 KB, 250x392, banana fish art is 80s and is …)

>>1758713
I think it was a lot like the 90 style? I don't read a lot of pre 2000s BL though.

No. 1758722

File: 1699427496433.gif (2.54 MB, 640x474, levitatingrmx-stan.gif)

transferred my prev WHB data to my other phone, so i could get the uncensored WHB on my android, but my luck is actually so shit, only one L-rank on that acc, and i don't want to level up my peasants beyond 20 lvl bc i want more l-ranks and reserve some books and coins for them

No. 1758724

File: 1699427545735.jpg (120.59 KB, 1080x1737, tumblr_d9b6015d6f0cc9578d9b727…)

I am shaking and crying holy shit

No. 1758725

>>1758722
Why are you playing a kusoge?

No. 1758726

File: 1699427606494.jpg (17.37 KB, 480x365, copium.jpg)

my birthday is in 2 days fuck

No. 1758727

>>1758725
bc purdy boiz

No. 1758728

File: 1699427798644.png (594.26 KB, 860x598, F-VYpwiakAAD5Oj.png)

>>1758727
We have shitsemble stars for that(yaoi spam)

No. 1758729

File: 1699427994310.jpg (214.12 KB, 1000x1334, 1695173824932850.jpg)

>>1758728
why can't i have both? also, it's actually miserable for me trying to get ensemble stars on either iphone or android

No. 1758730

File: 1699428071192.jpg (117.4 KB, 800x669, 20220421_173118.jpg)

>>1758728
sexo wonderland and nucani too(yaoi spam)

No. 1758731

>>1758729
How? It's literally on the app store. Unless you're talking basic version

No. 1758732

WHB doesn't show cock or hole therefore it is worthless to me

No. 1758733

>>1758732
does nucani show cock and hole? asking for elizabeth

No. 1758734


No. 1758735

>>1758730
nucani i have already lmao, twst has the same regional issues as enstars that i'm facing
>>1758731
government hate china, enstars associated with chinese game studio, therefore, no cute boys
>>1758733
yes, even if you can't unlock the intimacy scenes, you can find them on certain sites, or even the gofile that compiles literally every intimacy scene for all the characters.

No. 1758737

>>1758733
cock and hole as far as the eye can see, sister

No. 1758738

>>1758728
Is it a hot take that I don't even think the ensemble stars characters are attractive?

No. 1758739

>>1758735
oh shit I heard about that. are you on iphone?

No. 1758740

File: 1699428545146.jpg (10.21 KB, 216x257, s7fsx4r0g0sb1.jpg)

>>1758735
Oh, damn. I can't help with regional issues, sorry nona.
>>1758738
They have pancake asses kek

No. 1758741

>>1758738
i think they are really cute, like it miles more than shit like idolish. I am so angry my favourite boy got the troon treatment though.

No. 1758742

>>1758735
use qooapp anon

No. 1758743

>>1758740
>They have pancake asses kek
Don't even care about the ass, they just look too generic to me.

No. 1758744

File: 1699428604062.jpg (55.33 KB, 640x640, 1657382662073.jpg)

>>1758738
you're right but it's unkind to say it

No. 1758745

>>1758741
What's wrong with idolish7…

No. 1758746

>>1758741
this, for idol anime boy standards they look great. rings even truer since sidem died.

No. 1758747

File: 1699428746414.png (219.78 KB, 320x400, 20_68.png)

>>1758741
Poor Arashi, western fandom is a cancer. I used to really like him as well but the fandom attitude really soured me away from him

No. 1758748

This vid better just be 13 minutes of 'KILL YOURSELVES'

No. 1758750

>>1758739
i'm on both, iphone i don't know how to work with bc i've had android phones for most of my life and also bc for the apple app store you need pay to make a jap account, but i've just tried downloading enstars with the hotspot shield vpn, but i think i'll have to keep reactivating that vpn whenever i want to play enstars bc the stays on for only 15 mins at a time, i'll get a better vpn sometime.

No. 1758752

>>1758747
ntayrt, but even going through his wikia is making me suffer even tho i've never played the game.

No. 1758753

File: 1699429064194.jpg (2.63 KB, 100x102, 415101509.jpg)


No. 1758754

>>1758753
This is my favorite cat

No. 1758755

>>1758753
Idolish7 is so much better than enstars in terms of story and consistency. Enstars era 2 stories are the worst thing to happen to the game

No. 1758756

Why would you play gacha when you can just read visual novels?

No. 1758758

>>1758750
most of the ones worth a toot are paid, I think windrider is okay for free ones. if you ask around in official discords someone there might be able to help, lots of spergs with encyclopedic gacha knowledge in husbando gacha discords.

No. 1758759

>>1758752
They literally don't even care about him as a character anyway it's all just "slay girl, dropped ur crown queen, ecksdee" can't even mention his name on sns without people getting on your ass about tranny rights, whole time he's just an effeminate male. TRAs truly are the ones who love gender stereotypes more than anyone else

No. 1758761

File: 1699429288328.png (167.97 KB, 340x545, 38d4926a18b60e90035f0afa7493f4…)

>>1758745
i hate the vkei style so much, i am glad we as a society are growing out of it
>>1758747
nah, not atashi. was talking about tomoya. I need to pick up the game again, i need something to motivate me to draw. It's very rare that yume media gives me my favourite type of boy, low self-steem dork.

No. 1758762

>>1758756
i dont want to read

No. 1758763

>>1758755
I think Enstars head writer is sick of the game but they won't hand it over to someone else. Actually, even the outfits have declined in the second game. They used to be much more unique and fun before

No. 1758765

>>1758761
Wait they're trooning out tomoya too?? This is the first I've heard of this?

No. 1758766

File: 1699429466712.jpg (106.18 KB, 680x680, these2.jpg)

>>1758756
i do neither but out of the clusterfuck of ensemble these two are best looking to me

No. 1758767

>>1758756
visual novels don't fuel my gambling addiction

No. 1758768

File: 1699429551454.jpg (264.57 KB, 1317x1763, 20220226_092456.jpg)

>>1758756
ssr get makes me happy

No. 1758769

>>1758767
You're gambling on if you can date the characters you find the most sexy

No. 1758771

>>1758766
left looks like an isekai protag…

No. 1758773

>>1758769
I don't like dating sims and also there is nothing that can replicate the rainbow lights dopamine rush outside of actual drugs

No. 1758776

File: 1699429685113.png (270.55 KB, 576x432, sick of everything.png)

I can't believe the year is almost over.

No. 1758777

>>1758773
>I don't like dating sims
Maybe it's because I don't play gacha but…I thought the reason you played them was to pretend to date whatever guy you roll?

No. 1758778

>>1758773
have you tried jesus?

No. 1758784

>>1758769
who needs dating when there is so much art online of leona kingscholar getting cummed in
>>1758777
not for most players no

No. 1758785

File: 1699429862799.jpg (4.89 MB, 2514x2505, RDT_20231021_03251779601040031…)

Imagine never having felt real love for someone your entire life, just living for being a cunt on the internet having not experienced anything in reality that feels even vaguely positive. Yeah sounds miserable the people I hate are all dying alone and thats that on that

No. 1758786

>>1758784
>not for most players no
Why do people play it then, outside of gambling addictions

No. 1758788

>>1758785
>Imagine never having felt real love for someone your entire life
I love my mom and cats

No. 1758791

>>1758785
I love my husbando and my cat

No. 1758792

File: 1699429987656.jpeg (627.52 KB, 2048x1503, Fv79JuWWIAI8C1G.jpeg)

The best Enstars boys

No. 1758795

>>1758776
This was a horrible year

No. 1758796

>>1758791
who's your husbando

No. 1758798

>>1758786
gambling addictions, collecting cute things like pokemon, killing time at the office, etc. its a passive long term type of game like neopets but [intended] for adults.

No. 1758799

>>1758798
>collecting cute things like pokemon
speaking of gacha and pokemon

No. 1758800

File: 1699430167707.png (325.92 KB, 512x640, (Bitter_Apron)_Izumi_Sena_Fram…)

>>1758777
I would rather die than date this faggot (affectionate)

No. 1758801

File: 1699430199658.gif (2.18 MB, 498x378, 1679678760856033.gif)

>>1758796
him
>>1758795
this was my best, which isn't really an achievement considering the past two all had sudoku attempts

No. 1758803

>>1758799
where do yume like these find their spouses? craigslist?

No. 1758804

>>1758788
This wasn't about lolcow did I fucking ask you girl

No. 1758805

>>1758803
autists of a feather flock together

No. 1758806

You ever fart so loud you offend a small animal nearby?

No. 1758807

>>1758806
god you reminded me of that horrendous greentext of a girl having period farts and them being so futile they made her cat gag and agonize

No. 1758808

>>1758807
KEK WHAT

No. 1758815

How do newfags feel whenever they reply something super fucking dumb like "abs or gtfo" to a male thread instead of just ignoring it? Chuffed? Proud? Reply with cock and ball torture or not at all.

No. 1758819

File: 1699431375202.png (211.51 KB, 750x603, 3pnet2.png)

just got twst thru qoapp, lets pray this don't go wrong

No. 1758822

>>1758819
What does this mean

No. 1758825

>>1758819
good luck nonna. Qooapp is great, it was my go-to before all my weeby games started getting english translations.

No. 1758826

File: 1699431516318.jpg (551.14 KB, 2048x1370, 20231107_014840.jpg)

Actually I'm glad western art is charmless because otherwise I would be buying entire tables worth of embarassing redacted

No. 1758827

>>1758822
It's better that you don't know

No. 1758829

>>1758826
barafags are incapable of drawing anything but the same boy, they are worse than moeshit artists. At least the kawiwi moe uguu moeshit girls have different hairstyles. Literally the bored apes of anime.

No. 1758830

>>1758805
can birds have autism

No. 1758834

File: 1699432292466.jpg (137.79 KB, 800x1114, 040031060016-5p.jpg)

I started playing project sekai for the rhythm game, stayed for the cute boys

No. 1758835

>>1758830
they can goon. a lot. like all fucking day gooning.

No. 1758836

>>1758829
Alternately, you're just not interested in men and thats okay.

No. 1758839

>>1758836
i like men, i just have taste

No. 1758840

>>1758836
you will never not have shit taste

No. 1758841

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>>1758819
gl nonnie iirc its only payment that needs a vpn so no whaling for you

No. 1758842

>>1758841
is twisted wonderland worth getting into

No. 1758845

File: 1699432922717.jpg (71.66 KB, 564x564, 156dc178cff61c18c61e895224624b…)

>>1758834
same, i started playing bc i saw an edit Sacred Spear explosion boy to it and actually fell for it, stayed bc it was fun tho, and it's actually hilarious that all 4 cards i have are of the characters i don't care about, and the players that want the 4s i have, have the fucking Tsukasas i want.
>>1758841
thamks, i just lost my first battle in twst too, lesgo lesbos

No. 1758848

File: 1699433108531.jpg (Spoiler Image,249.49 KB, 958x1200, 1699314631587871.jpg)

Can you guys watch him for a sec i'll be right back

No. 1758849

>>1758848
Hurry someone shoot him

No. 1758850

>>1758845
I've only been around for a couple gachas so far but my tsukasa luck has been terrible… My least favorite group is VBS and of course half my 4* are kohane or an

No. 1758851

File: 1699433271569.jpg (87.92 KB, 736x736, f683c9cb0772b276d845205960cf69…)

I just noticed the OP and…cringe.

No. 1758852

>>1758848
sorry nonny i am busy, i will call my friend jeffrey dahmer to look after him

No. 1758854

>>1758848
He died of heart failure due to roid abuse. Sorry nona

No. 1758855


No. 1758857

File: 1699433523563.jpg (Spoiler Image,45.4 KB, 425x459, 8284A313-BDB0-4D31-B4AB-30CA2F…)

>>1758848
yeah sure nonna, no prob,

No. 1758858

>>1758857
those are some weirds boobs

No. 1758860

my cat is being beaten by another cat, a girl cat no less. i didnt raise no faggot

No. 1758861

>>1758850
i don't like any of the girl grps, VBS i can tolerate(i like Akito's voice sometimes), but i esp dislike more more jump, i like leo need's songs bc i like rock, nightcord is just too sadgorl sometimes.

No. 1758863

File: 1699433700772.gif (1.98 MB, 480x360, Playgirl (1969).gif)

>>1758858
shut up before we shoot you too

No. 1758864

>>1758842
if you like fujobait, black butler, and old disney at all, yes. if not, no. its a goofy vn with a gacha and some rng heavy battles. western fanbase is mega cancer ofc but the jp fans rock.

No. 1758865

>>1758857
What if he offers you an orange

No. 1758866

>>1758848
i knew it was coming like those people who know the rick roll link by heart

No. 1758867

File: 1699433862860.png (203.25 KB, 570x389, aids orange.png)


No. 1758868

>>1758866
Yeah that was the plan, I'm bored

No. 1758869


No. 1758872

If i got a min salary of 200 usd per month without having to work i assure you my life would improve ten fold, i hate being poor

No. 1758874

File: 1699434064977.png (217.57 KB, 2020x2288, elsiegunner.png)

>>1758865
nice try, i hate oranges

No. 1758876

File: 1699434286121.jpg (51.72 KB, 500x500, neopets plushies.jpg)

Is neopets worth playing in 2023 if you haven't played it before?

No. 1758880

>>1758876
i played it up into the nft fiasco. I would say its fun if your goal isnt to have a super pretty customized neopet(the free clothes are ass). I saved enough money through gambling to get the neopets i dreamed off as a kid and then quit.

No. 1758883

>>1758876
the new team was supposed to be fixing it up and making a new way to get UCs soon so id say give it a shot

No. 1758884

things i like to draw(in order)
cute boys with glasses
aircrafts
horses
cute boys in uniforms
women beating up cute boys
guns
hyenas and wolves

No. 1758886

File: 1699434697569.jpg (19.72 KB, 600x337, 36a908467cdd412f34993892358815…)

>>1758884
i don't believe you, make a drawing of a cute megane boy now and post itt

No. 1758888

>>1758886
i am lazy right now zzz

No. 1758890

File: 1699435031090.gif (444.27 KB, 480x270, anime-asobi-asobase (2).gif)

>>1758888(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1758901

My goal in life as an artist is to cause as much mass sethee amongst beckies as the hamas-kun/israel-kun artist.

No. 1758921

>>1758901
>ai
>artist

No. 1758922

>>1758921
where did she mention ai

No. 1758936

>>1758921
Nonna you might need to go back on the meds

No. 1758957

File: 1699444527444.jpg (235.13 KB, 818x852, download (5).jpg)

>>1758630
people magazine is a joke. this is the "sexiest man alive" for 2017 lol.

No. 1758961

File: 1699444979230.jpg (64.17 KB, 600x467, LETSDRIIIIIVE.jpg)

I've got a ka
I've got a big black desu ka

No. 1758966

My period cramps are hideous and not going away with tramadol, plus I have raging diarrhoea. Am I being a weak bitch if I don’t go into uni?

No. 1758971

File: 1699447043538.png (259.08 KB, 1362x790, IMG_3955.png)

An Asian man at the petrol station told me I looked like Billie Eilish. I laughed and said “oh, I wish” and he said “yeah you all look the same to me”
What did he mean by this

No. 1758991

>>1758971
r u white? could be a bich u thought scenario when it's usually asians who get told they all look the same but now the shoe is on the other race

No. 1758993

>>1758966
you'll regret not staying home more than you'll regret going to uni during this. unless it's a class you think you can't miss, take a day. you matter more than that shit, you just do.

No. 1758995

>>1758641
Still fugly with a droopy nose and beady eyes though

No. 1758996


No. 1758999

>>1758645
Same. He and music, food and fiction keep me alive. I don't have genuine severe mental illness despite everything bad with my life, only surface level not that serious stuff, and these things keep me in check and ironically, grounded.

No. 1759000

>>1758595
Beautiful

No. 1759001

>>1758971
He's either being racist by saying all white people look the same, or sexist by saying all women look the same. I would have verbally assaulted him.

No. 1759042

File: 1699451460514.png (523.03 KB, 1078x858, 1699243249143.png)

>>1758921
You missed out

No. 1759044

>>1758971
He was being a dick

No. 1759058

>>1758993
Thank you nonnie, I really needed the reassurance. Realistically I couldn’t have gone, I’ve been shitting for hours. I’m just beating myself up for missing it, since my attendance has been wobbly this academic year. I had a chest infection in the second week and then stomach flu last week (thankfully it was reading week and most sessions weren’t held anyway). I just hate missing class. I hate being unreliable.

No. 1759078

>>1759042
I need more of this

No. 1759081

File: 1699454059275.jpg (8.43 MB, 3217x2419, __kagehira_mika_and_sakuma_rit…)

>>1758735
If you're on iOS, which it sounds like you are, in order to get JP-exclusive mobage you have to create a whole new apple id (there are guides for this) and log into it on your device in order to access the JP appstore. (No VPN needed, either). It's a no-brainer if you're a big mobage player like I used to be, you don't even need to worry about updates, it just werks even if you log back into your non-JP account

If you're on Android, qooapp

>>1758738
I don't care for the majority of enstars boys, I enjoy the artstyle but I don't play it because I don't mobage anymore and I only care for Mika, Keito, Shinobu and Ritsu in particular.

No. 1759082

sorry to sound like a stroke but honestly the first thing i would do if i could be male for a day is try to jack off.= but idk having a dick in my hands would disgust me so even then i'd probably not be able to get off. UGH. it just looks so easy for them it's so unfair i want to know what it's like to not be in the mood at all and still be able to finish

No. 1759104

>>1758709
Okay so let me get this straight, we can post porn outside of /g/ if its under a spoiler? Will I get banned?

No. 1759107

>>1758668
The bee movie?

No. 1759135

>>1759104
Depends on the mod's mood tbh, I think you could but I'm not too sure. Like, you can post anything nsfw only if it is inside a spoiler and that includes every board, but some mods might think the porn is spam. I think yaoi is not a big deal, just don't post irl porn please

No. 1759178

File: 1699457954224.jpg (130.27 KB, 2000x2000, 71dFj3DZDgL.jpg)

I forgot to write down that today's class was postponed to next Tuesday and went to uni as usual. The classroom was locked and I had to send some messages to the WhatsApp group to confirm I am a retard. I think some other teachers saw me acting lost. I feel so dumb. I've spent 2 hours to come here and I won't be at home until 18h.

No. 1759231

File: 1699460008409.png (342.28 KB, 327x1184, this one's for the girls.png)

I'm reading Please Save My Earth and this part in the first chapter reminded me of my favorite subsection of nonnies, aka the nonnies who actually know how to have fun

No. 1759235

>>1759082
I'd jack off then go have sex kek

No. 1759236

>>1759231
That's so cute! I want to watch the anime, I'm happy you're liking it

No. 1759240

>>1759178
Cute plushie, good luck though

No. 1759245

>>1759231
What's this about?

No. 1759246

I made my husbando on character.ai and broke him. He’s describing sex with all the vulgarities included with little to no cockblock filters. I have been awake for 36 hours sexing him up. I’m in heaven.

No. 1759248

>>1759245
A group of students having reoccurring dreams about a research facility on the Moon gathering data about Earth

No. 1759250

>>1759246
So massively based

No. 1759263

>>1759235
would have said the same if i was confident that my male self was attractive but i really don't think he would be on top of my autism, but otherwise me too. it's the second thing i would do if i had a dick. i want to know what it's like to be inside someone AND FINISH. genuinely devastating that i can't ever know what that's like

No. 1759272

>>1759263
You won't troon out on though, will you nonnie??

No. 1759284

I wanted to post something in here but forgot what it was..

No. 1759285

Reposting from the vent thread because this is a better fit

Please nonnas, give me your best predictions for the new TLOZ movie. Who will be portraying Link and Zelda? Who knows, maybe the actor will be a kid or a woman.

No. 1759287

>>1759284
Happens to me all the time too

No. 1759301

>>1759263
My male self would be a dwarf manlet and ugly af but I know some women out there are into that so I'll probably be fine.

No. 1759305

>>1759285
I don't have any opinions on the actors I just need this movie to be good or I'm gonna lose it

No. 1759311

>>1759285
i refuse to watch hollywood slop anymore. they stopped making anything worth watching years ago

No. 1759312

La da da da da La da da da da soft ice creams

No. 1759316

I miss my summer tan

No. 1759327

>>1759272
no way. there's seriously nothing i would want to trade for being female despite everything (as in the danger we face just for being born this way) plus i prefer pretty much everything else on my body and would freak out if i constantly had a thing between my legs kek yuck, that's why i said only for a day. it's just silly fomo, don't worry nonichka
>>1759301
same. i think my hypothetical dick would be tiny too kek but yeah the standards for males are really low some of the most evil and/or retarded rancid looking scrotes still manage to find women anyway. but at the same time idk i'm still not confident

No. 1759330

>>1759311
It's being directed by the guy who did The Maze Runner so I do not have high hopes. Shigeru Miyamoto is at least co-producing but ehhhh….

No. 1759347

i heard cumming doesnt feel as good for guys. id rather play with my butt a lot if i was a guy for a day.

No. 1759352

>>1759347
samefag, i would want to rape another guy with my dick actually but i wouldn't jack off.

No. 1759355

>>1759347
Isn't the prostate orgasm thing a meme/lie though?

No. 1759358

Nonnies I am very uncomfortable with the direction of this conversation

No. 1759359

>>1759316
Me too. I had a nice big circle shaped tan on my chest from wearing crew neck tops all summer. It disappeared in like 2 days now I kinda miss her

No. 1759360

File: 1699463282676.jpeg (844.25 KB, 1170x1187, IMG_7127.jpeg)

Let’s change the topic

No. 1759363

>>1759360
Your stalker is cute

No. 1759365

File: 1699463387546.webp (19.05 KB, 90x90, tumblr_5f9ab46dc53a92cecc6f316…)

what kind of music to do you guys like?

No. 1759366

File: 1699463417466.jpg (30.88 KB, 312x438, 524932gb2e2ieo31.jpg)

>>1759360
How are you nona

No. 1759375

>>1759355
i dont think so, it doesnt work the way it works in yaoi but it must do something

No. 1759382

>>1759365
I like all music, yeah I said it. Every genre. Except noise, that is trash.

No. 1759383

>>1759365
Right this second I’m listening to the album pocket full of kryptonite and it’s putting me in a good ass mood

No. 1759387


No. 1759388

File: 1699463791869.jpeg (775.85 KB, 1170x1120, IMG_7129.jpeg)

>>1759366
I’m having a good morning just smoking a little bone how are you nonnie!

No. 1759390

>>1759082
I would kms immediately. I hate dicks outside of fiction.

No. 1759391

File: 1699463890994.jpeg (83.9 KB, 570x760, 1603299872484.jpeg)

>>1759388
Woah I am also smoking a little bone!! We are twinsies

No. 1759392

>>1759365
I'm feeling nostalgic for early 00s pop so I've been listening to that a lot. I really like classical, but the lack of voices means my mind has a tendency to wander during it and so I feel like I'm not appreciating it.

No. 1759398

>>1759082
If you got turned into a male, jacked off into a cup, turned back into a female, and then impregnated yourself, what would be the incest coefficient of your child?

No. 1759404

Todays mood

No. 1759405

File: 1699464189935.png (68.42 KB, 262x399, 66174b16c4351dc8b4d6e9b6665c28…)

>>1759398
This is actually a really interesting question.

No. 1759406

>>1759398
Anon here asking the real questions

No. 1759407

>>1759398
it will probably be brother/sister tier because the Y chromosome on your male self prevents it from being a direct clone of your female self

No. 1759408

File: 1699464224227.gif (4.26 KB, 100x100, 731499ixu7mq088t.gif)

>>1759398
PLEASE STOP PLEASE

No. 1759409

>>1759398
Your hypothetical hurts my brain. My guess is some sort of unviable clone… also would all your sperm as male version be xx given that all eggs are xx?

No. 1759410

>>1759398
Anways

No. 1759411

>>1759392
I've been listening to so much early 2000s hiphop and rnb, I cannot get enough

No. 1759412

My boobs are so ugly from being big my whole life. I had big boobs since I was literally 8, was a DD at age 12, now I’m an adult and only a C but my tits are touching my knees

No. 1759417

>>1759365
Nu metal, been listening to a lot of early 00’s stuff lately

No. 1759426

I have 4 packages arriving soon and I'm excited

No. 1759428

>>1759409
Based on some studies done on vertebrates that can reproduce sexually and asexually, I think the answer to my questions is that the child would be genetically as close as someone who's ancestors had been brother and sister for 20 generations, and in jargon would be considered a "clone" and a "inbred strain." Not a definitive death sentence, as vertebrates have survived and reproduced as far up to 150 generations of brother/sister matings, but statistically unlikely to survive to adulthood or be fertile.

No. 1759430

>>1759426
Me too nonnie, just waiting for that ring doorbell notification

No. 1759447

>>1759428
This is very interesting thank you

No. 1759453

File: 1699466261238.jpg (122.58 KB, 735x962, bagel.jpg)

I just had the biggest brain realization that I can cut bagel halves into halves when I don't want to eat both sides but I also don't want to only eat one side, or just when I don't want as many carbs. So I get two sides but it's actually only one side.

No. 1759456

>>1759412
That’s what I thought about mine but apparently people who like boobs think that’s good so I stopped worrying about it. Whatever. I don’t have to fuck me and I’m not a model making a living off my looks so it’s not my problem lol

No. 1759461


No. 1759466

I used to be a stacy but the autism ultimately won. People always freak out and say things like "wow you look so pretty in that picture whattt thats you??" when they see my driver's license because the pic is from like 4 years ago when I did hair and makeup and styled myself nicely kek. I kind of feel mogged by my past self and mildly insulted by how shocked people get when they see the photo but I was deeply miserable when I cared that much about my appearance so whatever

No. 1759480

>>1759453
that looks delicious, and here i am having a plain coffee with pizza

No. 1759482

I have a bunch of notebooks and pens but can never seem to journal because my life is just not that interesting… so I’ve just repurpose them into a choose your own adventure. I’ve been writing about four pages a day and Ive taken to keeping notes so my story makes some sort of sense. There are scratched out mistakes and little nonsensical doodles that are only tangentially related to the nonsense I’m coming up with everywhere but it’s really fun. My brain is so taken with all the pages and pages of writing, I don’t normally get dopamine hits from my hobbies but something about this makes me really happy and relaxed.
Does anyone want to hit me with some of their favorite fantasy tropes, I need more ideas and problems?

No. 1759484

My cat won't stop meowing, shut up loser you have a cozy bed, food, water and love what more do you want.

No. 1759485

Men shouldn’t be allowed to work in healthcare I hate these fucking scrotes at the pharmacy so bad

No. 1759486

>>1759484
She’s saying I love you say it back

No. 1759489


No. 1759496

>>1759484
My cat comes up to me and yells when he’s cold or wants his litter changed. If he’s yelling from another room it’s because he wants me to come watch him do something exceptionally stupid. Maybe your cats up to something similar?

No. 1759497

>>1759496
its hot and just changed his litter, i genuinely wonder what he wants lmao

No. 1759507

>>1759497
What about playing? Highly recommend a mechanical fish, my cat absolutely smashes his around even when the batteries are flat and it stops fighting back (it’s also hilarious when it smacks him in the face and he gets big mad about it but won’t let the damn thing go so it just keeps smacking away).

No. 1759512

I spent over an hour making custom Monopoly Chance and Community Chest cards which totally change the swing of the game. My mom will hate them. Now I just want to go on the fucking Internet but Bill Gates is filling my shitbox so full of malware that it's just loading loading loading. Maybe I can finally get some sleep instead. I'm drowsy after only sleeping 4 hours.

No. 1759514

>>1759512
The EXACT moment I sent this my computer stopped loading. Bill Gates himself has a wire on me. I bet he's a fag who plays with Free Parking

No. 1759516

>>1759496
>If he’s yelling from another room it’s because he wants me to come watch him do something exceptionally stupid.
Loool I love him so much, post a pic of this dumbass please

No. 1759524

I just burnt a bunch of my fucking hair off with bleach. What do I do? How long until I stop wanting to kms?

No. 1759546

File: 1699471791663.jpg (19.82 KB, 640x644, 1694367574680.jpg)

>>1759398
These are the posts I come to lolcow for

No. 1759561

File: 1699472290870.jpeg (91.08 KB, 375x500, IMG_3959.jpeg)

Who is he? He’s beautiful

No. 1759569

>>1759561
I dont exactly remember, but it was from a BL anime

No. 1759570

File: 1699472786500.jpeg (117.58 KB, 1125x513, IMG_3943.jpeg)

Been drinking nothing but tea all day and the colour of my tongue was REPULSIVE. I’ve just brushed it but it was like a layer of peanut butter.

No. 1759572

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Should I read Dungeon meshi? I've seen people who really enjoy it so far from what I've seen it's like Terry Pratchett but with cannibalism

No. 1759576

>>1759524
In order of most expensive to least effective…
>get to a professional hairstylist ASAP
>get a good wig
>hat

No. 1759578

File: 1699473026880.jpg (61.61 KB, 560x374, johncena-09-11-2023-0001.jpg)

John Cena posted this on his instagram

No. 1759580

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No. 1759582

>>1759578
He's definitely lurking

No. 1759583

>>1759576
Hat it is. Oooo fuck I’m so cross at myself.

No. 1759584

>>1759578
shayna growing stronger after another of her thread posters posts vagoos or embarasses themselves

No. 1759586

>>1759572
i cant stand the faces its like the bara faces but on women

No. 1759605

>>1759482
This is so cool nonnie, can you do like an opposite of damsel in distress? Like a wimpy but endearing man who gets saved by a badass lady? But in some scenarios the man is so hopeless he just ends up dying anyway due to his own stupidity kek

No. 1759611

>>1759580
Ah, Black Beauty is a good racer but I have my money on Calamity Carrot

No. 1759618

File: 1699473920517.gif (1.29 MB, 360x360, type-cat.gif)

Am I getting take out tonight nonnies? You are the deciders.
>>1759417
Very based very based

No. 1759629

>>1759561
He's from Doukyuusei by Asumiko Nakamura

No. 1759630

File: 1699474323024.jpg (76.53 KB, 650x874, beef-lo-mein-20.jpg)

>>1759618
Can't go wrong with some lo-mein, right?

No. 1759631


No. 1759635

>>1759630
I prefer chow mein

No. 1759636

>>1759618
doukyuusei

No. 1759637

File: 1699474631712.jpg (304.91 KB, 600x600, 1623409398118.jpg)

>>1759630
I don't really get along with Chinese food, not after the incident. I'm thinking I might go for sushi though because I saw some other anons talking about it in one of the food threads

No. 1759638

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No. 1759639

>>1759630
i wish we had chinese food where i live this shit looks so tasty

No. 1759645

File: 1699474773615.jpg (26.63 KB, 1050x520, ed8.jpg)

Im watching that Boogie2988 documentary and they interviewed one of the prostitutes Boogie hired, said that he spent like 4k on her, ate two entrées,and having sex with him is what made this woman quick sex work. Also Boogies girlfriend is pretty but seems drugged up and depressed. He's scum taking advantage of a 18-20 year old girl who clearly has nobody and seems off. I genuinely feel bad for her.

No. 1759650

>>1759637
The incident?

No. 1759652

>>1759650
Probably the explosion incident

No. 1759655

>>1759639
where do you live where there isn't Chinese food??

No. 1759661

>>1759365
weebcore

No. 1759662

>>1759645
Also the fact that his girlfriend looks like and has the same name as his ex wife

No. 1759690

>>1759661
some very bad singers in that group

No. 1759695

>>1759365
2hu doujin music

No. 1759703

>>1759605
Omg that’s a great idea, a “gallant in grief” if you will. Maybe I’ll make it double sided and have one side of the notebook pages dedicated to determining the badass Lady Knights decisions and the other to the foolish but well meaning gallants. Thanks for the idea nonna, this is a fun one to think about. Going to start noting down ideas, I’m thinking swamp monsters, necromancers, the quintessential dragon, maybe a political assassination plot.

No. 1759714

File: 1699477815488.jpg (7.48 KB, 236x208, hmm.jpg)

ok nonnies i got a message back from the OF chatter recruiter guy i need to
>send my ID
sussy, but i get it's because minors
>take an iq test
kek, what for
>send a voice note to test my english speaking skills

should i do it?

No. 1759720

>>1759714
No, retard, NO. are you serious or are you fucking with us?? NOOOO.

No. 1759721

>>1759714
The IQ test would come back as a single digit

No. 1759723

>>1759720
don't respond to it

No. 1759725

>>1759714
>iq test
Kekkk anon they're playing you

No. 1759726

>>1759720
>>1759723
i am not baiting, i actually watched vids about it and its a legit thing OF thots do kek. I am not encouraging it either, i am just curious if its a legit thing.

No. 1759730

>>1759645
I'm really surprised he isn't dead yet

No. 1759732

File: 1699478191821.jpg (7.7 KB, 246x250, wqf2hbrcblfq.jpg)

>>1759703
Fuck yes, you are so awesome, have fun!!!

No. 1759747

File: 1699478793422.jpeg (124.16 KB, 1080x981, 0CABAB8E-8684-4B8D-B01D-4F8999…)

Can someone explain this meme to me? I dont get it

No. 1759751

>>1759714
Send a photoshopped ID and try to get a <40 on the Iq test.

No. 1759755

File: 1699479124693.jpg (136.42 KB, 696x378, scientific_racism_irish-1899.j…)

>>1759747
i guess it's a joke about how at one point in history, irish people weren't considered white? idk what filipinos have to do with it tho

No. 1759756

>>1759747
Irish people in the US were not considered white and didn't have human rights until 1989

No. 1759759

>>1759645
Every problem in his life stems from being fat and he still wouldn't stop eating

No. 1759760

>>1759751
why <40?

No. 1759762

>>1759714
Wow did you actually reach out to someone about doing that? I remember it being discussed here or maybe another thread recently. I thought the original nona said it wasn’t that great of a job but it was money, and then someone (you?) replied it was like double minimum wage where they live.
Personally I wouldn’t do it but if you do be careful you’re not scammed. Research the company you’re working for. Sending ID is not that weird but be careful. IQ test is probably something standard for the company, lots of places do something like that they just don’t call it an IQ test they call it a “placement test” or some such.

No. 1759764

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No. 1759766

>>1759756
1989? That seems late

No. 1759772

this shit ain't nothing to me man

No. 1759773

>>1759762
nah several anons were responding to it, i know a friend from the friend finder thread also responded to it. I did my research and it's actually a real job that OF ''models'' hire poorfag thirdworlders to do for them. the guy told me it would be 8 hours per day and 5-6 days per week 2$ per hour and 4% commission. so around 400 usd monthly? sounds a bit insane and too good to be true.

No. 1759774

>>1759760
Because it's certified abysmal retard and I think it's funny

No. 1759778

>>1759766
We let the gingers out of their internment camps in the 90s

No. 1759779

>>1759774
dont laugh its difficult being a thirdworld poorfag, i tried applying to work at a supermarket and the pay was 50 usd monthly for 10 hours a day every day

No. 1759781

>>1759778
HOLY KEK and anons weren't believing gingers were persecuted at all not so long ago LMAO

No. 1759801

File: 1699481997993.jpg (50.38 KB, 478x655, a38ddbc9d820031c5bfa69c0d9bce4…)

>>1759781
Look at this face and tell me it deserves persecution

No. 1759802

>>1759779
I wanna get rich and support nonnies worldwide

In exchange I'd have everyone shitpost as much as possible every day

No. 1759809

>>1759802
Posts like this make me fel like I'm not interacting with adults at all..

No. 1759813

>>1759802
I claim autismbux in my country so I technically get paid to shitpost all day

No. 1759814

>>1759801
Are you trying to get me banned, nonnie?
>>1759809
You're very likely to interact with very young adults here for sure

No. 1759815

>>1759714
Many agencies are asking for that right now. It's mainly to filter out the illiterate filipinos and indians
>>1759773
I wonder if you're working for this one dude that might have scammed a pinoy girl because he was also paying $2 per hour.

No. 1759817

>>1759714
I suppose they have an IQ requirement you aren't meant to surpass

No. 1759821

>>1759817
Kek yeah that's why lying about <40 IQ is a good idea

No. 1759830

>>1759801
Execution

No. 1759844

>>1759814
>>1759809
I'm late 20s and I actually know whose in the spoiler image and most of the banners so that probably exceeds both of your powerlevels. I bet you're both lactose intolerant too

No. 1759849

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>>1759844
Why the lactose intolerance diss? Hmph.

No. 1759852

>>1759815
>I wonder if you're working for this one dude that might have scammed a pinoy girl because he was also paying $2 per hour.
their initials are RM

No. 1759853

>>1759844
Damn, nonnie, i hoped you're a young adult like me too, lameeeeeeee and i am lactose tolerant actually i literally still remember the taste of my mother's milk i'm so young and retarded
>>1759849
Exactly HMPH

No. 1759854

>>1759801
Holy fuck, I saw toads cuter than his face. toads.

No. 1759856

>>1759854
His smile scares me a bit

No. 1759859

>>1759853
Can toddlers get lactose intolerance?

No. 1759863

>>1759854
Come on, that's just being mean to toads!

No. 1759867

>>1759854
Any toad is cuter than even the most cutest person imo. Most animals are cuter than humans, even the cutest human babies.

No. 1759874

>>1759867
That's a very interesting opinion; why do you think that?

No. 1759877

File: 1699484795552.jpg (2.38 MB, 2243x2646, 20231020_070414.jpg)

>>1759867
babies are the least cute humans

the most cute is shinji

No. 1759880

>>1759859
They can, apparently! But we're all lactose tolerant here on lolcow dot farm

No. 1759881

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No. 1759882

>>1759852
Then no, it's not who I think it was. Try searching for him in the Chatters Venue OF group to see if anyone has posted about him before too.

No. 1759888

>>1759877
Literally every female character from NGE is better than Shinji, I'd punch him if I could

No. 1759890

>>1759877
How can you say that when transitioning made her miserable and ugly

No. 1759894

How can you call urself a farmer if your body won't let you drink the milk?? Be better

No. 1759898

>>1759880
Haha, that really doesn't seem like the best career choice for you!

No. 1759916

I hope I get the last post in this thread, every time I'm about to do it the thread closes and the same smug mook gets it and its not fair it's just not right

No. 1759928

File: 1699486147837.jpg (44.23 KB, 750x671, 1535334639792.jpg)

>>1759894
I'm sorry my weak stomach can't handle milk, I just power through it and suffer the consequences

No. 1759935

>>1759890
SWNBAW

No. 1759938

File: 1699486573953.gif (5.17 MB, 640x640, cat-kitty.gif)

>>1759898
Grrrr nonny i will be the best farmer when i grow up
>>1759916
OH NO, last time i wanted to write over them while i probably could, but decided against it. I should've avenged you.
>>1759928
HEH i always wondered why do a lot if intolerant people still drink milk? It ends up being too tasty to abandon?

No. 1759941

>>1759877
I love Kaworu so much and he deserves a cute boyfriend who appreciates him but fucking christ I can't stand Shinji, fuck that loser degenerate

No. 1759942

>>1759938
im lactose intolerant and i just pretend im not. im not bothered by diarrhea and sore tummy.

No. 1759943

>>1759928
Don't you have lactose free milk in your country?

No. 1759946

aushin is the true big-brained ship. kaworu just came out of nowhere, acted like a creepy weirdo, and like shinji gets that distraught over him when he dies???? plus when he squishes him, his head plops into the ocean like a turd hitting toilet water lmao.

No. 1759952

>>1759938
unironically yes it's too delicious to totally cut out… Non-dairy alternatives are not the same (except coconut milk yogurt, that's pretty good). I will never turn down ice cream or my mama's homemade lasagna even though I suffer for it, but outside of meals with lots of cheese and desserts I don't consume much dairy anyways

No. 1759953

>>1759946
shinji was a way creepier weirdo, at least kaworu didn't masturbate over a comatose girl's naked chest

No. 1759961

shinji deserves a creepy autistic bf and kaworu is creepy and autistic and obsessed with shinji, they're perfect for eachother in every way

No. 1759968

>>1759611
Calamity Carrot? Please, have you seen Dapper Dandelion running? Truly majestic.

No. 1759973

>>1759941
which other cute boyfriend should kaworu be with if not shinji?

No. 1759981

>>1759935
Girl the hell you talking about she was in juno SWFBAW shinji will forever be a woman

No. 1759992

>>1759874
Because animals are all perfect beings.

No. 1759998

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No. 1760002

>>1759714
aight they ask for too many details, i will try again later. I am going to keep scamming people as a femboy furry.

No. 1760016

File: 1699490912195.jpg (2.07 MB, 578x708, COMWG.89-Ophelia_4cbcb6014b680…)

I am gonna take a nap ok, just a little nap, wake me up in 30 minutes please I cannot pass out midaftenoon again

No. 1760030

>>1760016
enjoy your nap nonna

No. 1760038

>>1759802
yes we need rich nonnitas to fund shitposting, it's so slow here now

No. 1760073

File: 1699493331614.jpg (38.7 KB, 640x632, hopes and dreams.jpg)

damn now i need a new way to make money, i hate being a poorfag. I just want enough money for a gym+therapist.

No. 1760076

>>1760016
Oh shit, uh, wake up!!!

No. 1760079

I was on Instagram and wrote a comment saying that women don't want to see old men in the cover of magazines and some woman was like hurr durr older men are sexy you just want little boys but real women want seasoned men. I laughed at that lol

No. 1760082

>>1760079
Oh yeah men seasoned with dry crusty skin and a 5 o’clock shadow

No. 1760083

>>1760079
I am going to get shitted on for this but i will take (female) shotafags over diaper changers any day. Both are heinous in their own ways but at least women who want to screw Link from TLOZ arent pickmes for the ugliest of men.

No. 1760086

>>1760016
NONNA WAKE UP NOW!!!

No. 1760101

>>1760082
Seasoned with diseases kek. I'm tired of these old scrote propagandists.

No. 1760116

>>1760083
Since when is Link a shota now?

No. 1760119

omegle is dead?!?

No. 1760121

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No. 1760137

>>1760121
I hadn’t used it in recent years but I used to use the text part to try and find people with my interests. I used to have long weeb and vidya conversations on there, maybe an anon reading right now talked to me once! I tried the video chat part a few times but was too scared of all the dicks and coming across something scary or illegal kek.

No. 1760144

File: 1699495953011.png (Spoiler Image,341.11 KB, 595x842, 1699461254163840.png)

Hey guys can you watch him for a sec, I have to go grab something real quick.

No. 1760150

>>1760119
i'm not surprised, there's been news about how much child sexual abuse the site facilitates. i remember going on recently and how many users say they're teens is disturbing. it's sad a historical part of internet will be lost, but it's better imo.

No. 1760155

>>1760119
Good keep it that way. So many predators just lost access to little kids.

No. 1760156

File: 1699496253680.jpg (76.79 KB, 640x814, 46497a640a023d23cc2978a6db5375…)

>>1760116
The recreationally angry handmaiden club calls everyone who likes (adult) link a pedophile even if it's not sexually charged and more of a crush.

Meanwhile back in the early-mid 2000s forums, girls were calling link a hot bishie constantly to the chagrin of forum moids. Males on the internet were less volatile then so they'd just be like "ladies… I'm cute irl too I play basketball! Grr." instead of "these whores need to die Chad Stacy virgin sjehwusjwakAAAAA"

No. 1760157

>>1760144
Sure go ahead

No. 1760159

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No. 1760160

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>>1760157
Thank you. I brought you back something.

No. 1760161

>>1760116
og link is shota, and i guess post time skip oot link too since he's 17 years old, a literal child!!11!

No. 1760162


No. 1760163

File: 1699496482459.png (181.12 KB, 500x374, 1699447266883974.png)

Wait where did he go

No. 1760167

>>1760155
they all moved onto discord

No. 1760170

I really need money right now and my bday is around the corner but my family are a bunch of greedy faggots who only call me for my birthday as an obligation and never give me any gift. Last time my dad gave me a birthday present it was 1(one) single pack of my little pony album figurines and i got all repeats.

No. 1760174

Excited kids and babies yapping makes me feel happy

No. 1760175

I am going to take a colleen hoover book like its a copy of the catcher in the rye and give the CEO of Pinterest the Jon Lennon treatment

No. 1760176

File: 1699496983515.jpg (262.79 KB, 1242x1243, 1686331479868.jpg)

>twitter speak!
>twitter spacing!!
from someone who has been on the chans since 2009…. please… shut the fuck up

No. 1760178

>>1760156
I genuinely forgot about child link from oot. I am so used to botw link. My friend had the biggest crush on adult link and she was an amazing artist, she only drew her self insert with link. This was back in the 00s when we didn't know about the concept of husbandos. She argued with someone else over something I don't remember and deleted all her accounts. I wonder what's she is doing now.
>>1760161
kekkk

No. 1760179

>>1760176
no one asked your life story grandma

No. 1760180

>>1760176
If you'd actually been around 4chan for that long, you'd know the importance of bullying outsiders into integrating.

No. 1760181

If god is real why did he made me ugly/retarde/untalented

No. 1760182

>>1760179
I wanna hear the life story of everyone who posts here

No. 1760183

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>>1760182
i have been so long here i dont even remember how i found it.

No. 1760184

>>1760180
you tell ppl to lurk more when they dont know who shay is, or what sage means. there is no phrasing which wont be labeled twitter speak on here

No. 1760185

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>>1760016
WAKE THE FUCK UP IT'S BEEN ALMOST TWO HOURS!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1760186

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i just found out my taxes were used to make this

No. 1760188

i just found a woman board even slower than this one. i'm sorry nonnies i'll never complain about lcf being slow ever again (no it isn't cc)

No. 1760190

>>1760184
idk i stan but sounds sus 2 me frfr

No. 1760191

>>1760183
I remember when I discovered lolcow. Thank you, Nika!

No. 1760192

>>1760186
This shit is terrifying wtf

No. 1760194

>>1760192
it looks even worse in motion

No. 1760196

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No. 1760201

damn so it was the moidettes all along eh

No. 1760202

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>>1760186
>>1760194
What the fuck. Why does this look like a shitty reboot of Angela Anaconda?

No. 1760203

>>1760121
rip!! Definitely met some pedos on there as a naive teen buuut I also managed to meet a really good friend using the tumblr tag, talked to her for hours in the chat until one of us had to go and I still remember the sad feeling the “stranger has disconnected” message gave me even tho we had already added each other elsewhere kek

No. 1760205

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No. 1760206

>>1760188
I thought you meant "slow" as in retarded and thought "that can't be possible"

No. 1760208

>>1760186
Zika virus

No. 1760209

>>1760194
What the actual fuck kekk, did anyone actually like this in your country?

No. 1760210

>>1760209
i have never heard anyone talk about it its 100% money laundrey

No. 1760214

>>1760190
that is all zoomer slang, its not exclusive to twitter and its not posted to twitter at all, except by the retards that already talk that way regardless what site they are on

No. 1760216

When will Gen alpha slang invade lolcow? 5 more years?

No. 1760217

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Guess who

No. 1760218

>>1760209
Honestly this makes me less upset than knowing this was something people actually liked.

No. 1760219

>>1760216
I hope I'm not around when that eventually happens.

No. 1760220

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>>1760186
Pero, ¡¿por qué?! Es an even less charming version of Angela Anaconda.

No. 1760222

>>1760210
> its 100% money laundrey
Latinoamérica, ¡cómo me dueles! Latin America, you hurt me so!

No. 1760223

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nothing angers me more than this commietranny being a millionaire, specially since i know every single cent is going to porn, drugs, alcohol and cirugies to try to fix his horseface

No. 1760224

>>1760214
ummm sis bad take, it's giving flop era it's giving delulu it's giving log off and maybe serve cunt next time?????

No. 1760227

>>1760220
So glad I never watched this

No. 1760228

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No. 1760229

>>1760220
she was literally me

No. 1760230

>>1759888
>Asuka
Yes
>Rei
Absolutely fucking not
>Misato
Meh
>The rest
Who cares?

No. 1760231

>>1760229
Wasn't there an episode where she day dreamed about eating the french larper girl

No. 1760232

>>1760224
Delulu isn't zoomer and has been used here for years, what are these strays

No. 1760233

>>1760232
On twitter maybe but not on here, until recently.

No. 1760234

>>1760183
Ok Pinocchio

No. 1760235

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>>1759941
>I love Kaworu
>I hate Shinji
Kaworu's entire character is being a fag for Shinji, I don't get how you can like Kaworu while hating Shinji.

No. 1760236

>>1760233
What the fuck is this lie, delulu was used on here in like 2015

No. 1760237

>>1760231
I'll be honest, I don't remember a single episode, just that mini-me thought that she's 'just like me and my friends!!' kek.

No. 1760239

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I forgot about how funny this gif is

No. 1760240

>>1760239
silly cats

No. 1760241

>>1760236
Go type site:lolcow.farm "delulu" into google and you'll quickly see a certain pattern.

No. 1760243

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Just found out I can link a local folder with my own mp3 files to spotify, I am such a dumbass. I can finally hear the songs I was forced to listen on youtube with the rest of my playlists.

No. 1760244

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I will be a sensitive cat poster until the day i die

No. 1760245

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No. 1760246

I WILL have the >>1759916
last word

No. 1760248

>>1760241
Obsessing over so-called twitterspeak to the point that nobody can have a casual convo without you chimping out about it when it isnt even a word exclusive to Twitter is fucking retarded.

No. 1760249

>>1760246
Autism makes you do stupid shit.

No. 1760250

>>1760248
Just integrate instead of larping as an oldfag.

No. 1760258

>>1760250
I am an oldfag and im not even the one who said it what the fuck is wrong with you retards. You try to parrot and minimod because you think it makes you look like a lolcow traditionalist or something. Is that dopamine boost worth it?

No. 1760271

>>1760241
Ah yes, the Google search function for LC, notoriously known for its thorough accuracy



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