Jaquie Blake Beckwith, AKA chronically_jaquie, is one of the general Munchausen's/OTT thread’s (current thread
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Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/chronically_jaquieInstagram:
https://www.instagram.com/helper_dog_harlowYouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKaX0dQwEUgTafzCZ2yEjUQnew Google Doc spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NSkEmPhXjkaO2q0MjJ3NUAPwwZv7tGff2VCJrOUp598/edit#gid=0-She collects diagnosis from one main doctor (Dr. QuackoMoneyBags) but refers to her medical "team" all the time.
- She has a Patreon for people to pay her to be "sick" but rarely follows through on her promises.
- She contradicts herself 99% of the time. The realest illnesses she has are mental illnesses, but she denies having those.
- She has two newly-separated button tubes but shoves crap food into her pie hole most of the day. Claims she cannot tolerate her formula, and has to get a special type, but can eat fried crap.
- She has a service dog (Harlow) who does tasks that she is quite capable of doing (like grabbing a blanket across the room).
- Her service dog does not get worked the way a service dog should. (10/10 Doggo)
- She will not respond to messages online (except on her Patreon) because of "safety issues". When she does respond she's a major bitch because of "muh autism".
- She will not allow people to send her mail because she is too sick but galavants through Disney all the time.
- Refers to herself as a "genetic anomaly".
- Claims to have EDS, POTS, MCAS, narcolepsy, cataplexy, autism, unspecified immune problems, a mutated mitochondria, Complex Bullshit Disorder, and too many other things. Surprisingly, Factitious Disorder is not on her list.
- She appears to be copying Mary Frey and other chronically ill people, but has skin walkers and Jaquie wannabes that follow her every move.
- She loves her pain medications Special K, Tor-uh-dawl, and di-lah-dud.
She enjoys deleting comments that call her out, and has an excuse or explanation for everything, something that is found psychologically in pathological liars.
Everyone is "sick" of her lies. Feel free to discuss her to your heart's content.
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