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No. 1411983
The latest altcows thread, for all the attention seekers, grifters, and other assorted idiots in the alternative community.
Most recent cows:
-Jake Munro, wannabe Manson ripoff, narc youtuber, vanity band member, inspires frumpy tweens and lonely middle aged women alike
-ToxicTears (kaya), alt youtuber, complains about everything, blames meds for weight while eating crap
-ItsBlackFriday (freyja), goth youtuber, country hopper, terrible planner
-Psychara, witchy instagoth who fries her hair
-Feigsfar (Adam), thinly veiled white supremacist on Instagram
-Felvae, Adam's uwu tradwife who is actually the breadwinner
-Of Herbs and Altars (Dorian), alt youtuber who does videos on her ana and drugs past, believes she can fuck ghosts
-Adora BatBrat, instagoth who likes posting provocative stuff for shock value
-Ruadhan, youtuber, rambling shit stirrer
…and other cows who are discussed but not necessarily producing significant or frequent milk like Avelina De Moray, Emily Boo and Jude Bishop. Jude has her own thread as well.
Recap of last thread:
>feigsfar is very manly and straight bathing naked with his bros as his ancestors of yore decreed
>Kaya tries out meds for adhd
>Jake does a small "tour" with his generic nu metal vanity band. Kaya doesn't come, anons think their loveless relationship is finally cracking
>Dorian apologises for using n word in 2018 but then deletes insta. Makes a new one and apologises for angering ED twitter
>jake makes an OF but hasn't posted yet. Hints at collab with e-thot jude bishop
>An illiterate anon shit stirs, cow tips and dips
>anons were right, jake and kaya finally break up. Jake pretends it was a calm decision and quickly moves on to announcing USA road trip with fakeboi lesbian K
>Kaya says it wasn't amicable, she wasn't expecting it, is having to live in a studio with no shower (either jake kicked her out or she just didn't want to live with him). Is trying to find a new place. Gains many patreons and starts doing YouTube again.
>Jake's mask slips, he claims he's paying for her expenses but Kaya says he isn't. Deletes comments on his breakup video, and replies to other comments with how he hates kaya. Deletes video after backlash. Loses some patreons and subscribers. The fans who are left continue to give him obscene amounts of money for the little he has to offer.
>Jake goes to America but cuts road trip with K short for whatever reason.
Previous thread >/snow/1384689
No. 1411987
I think I linked the previous thread wrong, here:
>>>/snow/1384689And here is Jude Bishop's thread:
>>>/snow/1127197Anons also mention that Jake is a ripoff of Jude's ex boyfriend rottenhollow
No. 1412068
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>>1412045OMG not this shit again. Mods, can we please ban this retard?
No. 1412077
>>1412028Imo the description is fine so why would we remake a whole thread just for a pic
>>1412045Everyone knew except you, you can shut up now
No. 1412206
Why is this retard the thread pic? They’re not
alternative anymore and should be in the trad or Viking thread.
>>1412045And how did this retard come back to be straight on the simsporn again? Wasn’t milk then, not milk now.
What was milk then was when John left mag and peachy milk left as well. Something big happened and everyone kept quiet about it saying “they moved on”.
This new thread is shit
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Seems like all the tattoos were gifts.
Also please stop arguing if you don’t have any milk.
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>>1411983 Found John from MAG’s YouTube and this comment on a video called “Five things I hate that’s streamers do” is quite entertaining
No. 1412238
>>1412077I don't think anon did a great job with the summary though, they put stuff in the recap that happened the thread before last and didn't mention the rumor that Jake has cheated with a married women (which is probably just a rumor but it was a big talking point in the last thread so probably worth putting in the OP) and how he took up smoking again.
I guess I should have made it but I didn't know what pic to use.
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Seems that this is how the stream money was spent. Fake is still trying to travel. Since he doesn't have any ties to NI anymore, I guess he's scoping out America. I don't know any of the bands listed, but I doubt they are goth.
I hope the money dries up soon, but he has a band of crazed middle aged women that are throwing money at him for whatever reason.
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No. 1412445
>>1412430Good. Again, take it to the male to female thread of you want to sperg about standing up for men erasing women.
It’s not milk.
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how dare a ban prevent jake from travelling quicker… /s
he would drain money so fast if they still ran anyways and you cant pack heavily
No. 1412611
>>1412225>1 year ago>Hearted the commentWait so it looks like he was kind of throwing shade at Jake/Kaya back then. I went to his Instagram too and it looks like Kaya nor Jake follow him. I guess they fell out a while ago?
>>1412301Honestly based. I just looked up her channel and it looks good, I don't know how I never found it before when looking for smaller goth channels.
No. 1412635
>>1412445She's not trans. She's an anti-immigrant antivax
terf.
No. 1412659
>>1412635No one gives a fuck. At all. Cry on reddit or Twitter?
Please lock this thread so we can have another
No. 1412683
I vote this for thread pic
>>1409297Really shows what stumpy actually thinks of his fans
No. 1412789
Voting for this one as well
>>1409297The bad joker-wannabe makeup is amazing