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No. 7338

hey kawaii girls n boys how do you clean yourself after a dump?

-brought to you by shitposter of /pt/-

No. 7342

eat healthy so I don't have slimy poop spatter everywhere and I can wipe my ass with TP and not a baby wipe or "flushable" wipe.

No. 7363

Okay, now where's super-clean butthole anon?

No. 7364

HEY I WANTED TO MAKE THIS THREAD AS SOON AS I CAME BACK FROM WORK. Anyways
you filthy people need to be more civilized and wash your but with your hands and some soap after every visit. Also, wax your asscrack. Be like this woman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKZljwHC1V4

No. 7365

>>7363
Im here and I just washed my butt. Had some slimy diarrhea.
>>7342
Women on their period usually cant prevent diarrhea though

No. 7366

>>7365
yes because women are only ever on their periods.

I'm not talking about periods. Or crohns. Or other diseases/predicaments that keep people from pooping "normally." I'm talking about people that don't eat right or treat their bodies like shit (IE tons of drugs and soda) and then shit all over the fucking place.

No. 7369

>>7366
Anon come on! What will you miss? If you try my advice just once your underwear and pooper will be so clean and itch-free you regret not following my advice the moment I told you about it. You know what? I will try cleaning my butt hole with just wiping with toilet paper and tell you my experience and you will try pooping and washing your butt with soap and water and tell me your experience. Maybe I will reconsider my way of cleaning as I have never used toilet paper (just for urinating)

No. 7372

someone on /fit/ once said they spit on the tp then wipe

idk if they were serious, but I tried it and have never looked back.

No. 7381

>>7372
But what if you get a reaction from the acid in your spit?

No. 7439

>>7381
jesus christ do you know wwhat would happen to your teeth if spit was acidic?
salvia is close to neutral, retard.

No. 7440

>>7439
oops salvia lol drugs

No. 7442

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>>7439
>>7440

>salvia


Uh huh huh

No. 7444

>>7342
your asshole will still be dirty despite how solid your feces is

even wiping with baby wipes isn't sufficient enough though it is a better alternative than just using toilet paper

the best option is to wipe with a baby wipe than to wash your asshole with soap and water if possible

I'm genuinely shocked about the number of people I've come across both online and irl that say they don't wash their asshole, or who scrub their bodies with just the bar of soap or their hands and not a loofah or sponge

No. 7447

>>7444

And don't forget to stick your ass in an autoclave afterward, just to be safe.

No. 7449

>>7447
Are you seriously that offended about people thinking you're unhygienic? It's your body, you can treat it however you want, but don't expect to not get criticized after looking down on either people for wanting to clean themselves properly.

No. 7454

>>7449

kek okay

>"Hi everyone…..this is really embarrassing and i dont really know how im going to say this without sounding weird but i have extreme OCD. I have an undying need to THOROUGHLY clean my anus and bowels after i have a number 2. This sounds bad but i cant help it. I feel all dirty and i need to be sure its all out. I have to wipe constantly and its even got to the point were i am sticking my finger in to try n clean myself internally (This has lead to bleeding and extreme soreness.) It is really getting my down but i cannot help it. I need to know how to stop this because it is ruining my life. Does anyone out there know of anyone with similar problems. If so how did they combat them.

"

http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Obsessive-Compulsive-Disorder-OCD-/EXTREME-OCD/show/1000638

No. 7460


No. 7462

>>7444
1+

I by the way tried wiping my ass with toiletpaper yesterday night and my underwear is so wet and stinks so much. My underwear is black so I was wondering if it were white you could see the skidmarks better? Anyways, gonna hop in the shower and clean my butthole.

No. 7463

>>7454
Nothing wrong with her she is just brainwashed by the western hygiene routine. Cleaning your buthole is like cleaning your teeth. We poop twice a day and we wash it twice a day.

No. 7464

Oh and one more thing: I do not need to show everyday. Saves water as cleaning your butthole onlky takes 2 minutes. No I do not stink.

No. 7466

>>7462
If your poop is healthy you shouldn't even have to wipe more than once, ideally the best bowel movements the tp is still clean after the first pass (best feeling btw)

idk whats wrong with your shit, man, but u make gross poops

No. 7467

>>7464
shower only
>>7454
And hey I read that wrong. He wipes with toiletpaper, disgusting! Another reason why toiletpaper is evil, overusing it will cause a bleeding butthole! But washing your crack with soap and water will never lead to a sore or bleeding butthole because your crack can get dirty and oily so quick. And because you know it is clean you dont need to stick your finger up your ass like that OCD guy. I give you dirty assholes a challenge: lay your finger between your buttcheeks and smell it. Yeah

No. 7468

>>7466
Poop is always gross. And I admit that my poop is sticky. I always have diarrhea. I wish I could make more ghost poops…Anyways I didnt tell you guys that when I wiped my ass a part of my hand accidentally came in contact with my dirty buttcrack and it was pretty gross because you could see a bit feces. I decided that since I am doing the wipe-with-toiletpaper-challenge anyways I should also wipe my poopy hands with toiletpaper. It didnt come off completely no matter how much toiletpaper I would use. And it was only a tiny bit of feces…

No. 7727

Why does no one in this thread know how to shit?

No. 7748

>>7468
Anon, have you considered that you may in fact be shitting out tar?



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