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No. 615945

Bless me farmers, for I have sinned
Previous thread: >>>/ot/594912

No. 615948

I send one of my friends really mean anons on Tumblr so I can hear her complain about them to me. This is on her secret Tumblr and she doesn't know that I know about it.

No. 615951

>>615948
Piggybacking off your confession but I used to do this to a friend who had a very popular tumblr.
She was only popular cuz she posted nudes and I was insanely jealous of her for many reasons so I got my spite out using her ask box anonymously
I now have guilt kek

No. 615958

I feel betrayed when I suspect anons are making up stories here for bait or attention. Not that I believe everything posted here, it just affects my feels for having a true and honest imageboard sisterhood.

And you know how the expression, "Too many cooks spoil the broth?" Well, call it, this was "too many crooks." Too many crooks! Too many crooks!

No. 615960

>>615958
Love the cwc reference, if it’s any consolation I only tell truths here anon

No. 615964

>>615958
I'm honest but I sometimes think that if mods looked through my post history they'd see such a mix of me currently having no life at all but also having so much weird shit that happened to me just in my twenties that it doesn't seem like I'm real.

Do you call out the fake sounding posts?

No. 615965

>>615958
All the bait feista and how mods handling it lately really sours the sisterhood thing for me
>inb4 lolcow is drama site
Ok sorry there isn't much space for female solidarity on the internet. Oh well, all good things…

No. 615973

>>615958
I usually change details because I know that people I vaguely know from hobby circles post here and I don’t want them to know I post here too. The core of my stories is always true, though.

No. 615993

>>615973
I weirdly enough found this place through my (male) ex.. there's always a chance he still reads here but I bitch about him freely and don't change any details lol

No. 616094

a girl on tumblr was begging for money and i was in a really shitty mood so i sent her $1 on cashapp just to call her fat and i feel bad about it

No. 616170

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I unironically use “uwu” “owo” and all of their variables. I just always hated the emojis from my messenger times, now they’re not THAT fucking ugly, but I still use the “uwu” type ones because I’ve been using them for so long, that not typing with them feels weird as fuck.

No. 616180

An old mutual of mine ended up getting around 500k subscribers on YouTube so I copied everything she did and made seperate hate videos and accounts towards her out of jealousy

No. 616186

>>616094
If you can find her details again you should send her $5 or more and and title it sorry, say you were jealous of her for whatever reason if there is room

No. 616195

>>616180
You should know that it probably had the opposite effect of what you desired

No. 616209

Since covid started, I haven't had to babysit my cousin's kids and I'm so fucking grateful. My cousin is my only family member who lives close, and I've always enjoyed seeing her kids, but they're bratty as fuck most of the time and she lets them get away with everything. They fight with each other constantly. The older one will push the younger one until she cries. Their parents act like the constant backtalk and fighting is normal and it drives me insane.

No. 616213

>>616195

Yeah probably, the hate accounts would gain attention from her fans and she'd just occasionally complain about it in her discord server, I don't really know what I expected from it. I got around 1k then left because it was just making me miserable lmao. Honestly I regret wasting so much time trying on it.

No. 616220

>>616213
At least you know what you did was insane and you don’t try to justify it. Good on you for moving on.

No. 616224

My most shameful fantasy is breastfeeding my boyfriend. I don't even get off to that sexually, it would just feel very calming and I'd get to feel nurturing for an hour lmao.

No. 616228

>>616213
what sort of youtuber your friend is though? I wouldn't be surprised if its some sort of high pitched uwu-chan because they are popular lately.

No. 616237

>>616224
Breastfeeding sounds cool in theory but that shit probably hurts.

No. 616243

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I think that Brittany Venti is pretty.

No. 616250

>>616243
Same I just hate the fact that she is a massive hypocrite still pandering to simps instead of just being a radfem. That makes her unattractive to me.

No. 616253

>>616224
Oh hey I've thought about this too. I'd like to watch a man fall asleep sucking my nipple.

No. 616293

>>616243
i think her hair is really pretty. im mixed too and i wish mine was as long as hers. wish she would stop saying retarded shit tho

No. 616295

>>616243
she's cute, too bad her personality's shit

No. 616334

I accidentally got black out drunk and don't even remember eating the pizza I was looking forward to all evening

No. 616340

I keep imagining myself becoming partners with a friend years down the line, like running into them in our forties/fifties, finding out they’ve been divorced and catching up on things and enjoying old people things together

It’s a weirdly specific feel but I think it’s because I can’t picture myself getting married or having kids. Too bad I can’t put myself in a coma for two decades

No. 616346

I’m a coomer

No. 616348

i can't stand being around kids. being conscious of them and making sure they don't accidentally kill themselves is so inconvenient. i have this fear where if i meet someone new and want to strike up a relationship or friendship and finding out they have kids, just imagining if they asked me if thats okay (its not) makes me so uncomfortable. i'd have to ghost them

No. 616358

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I use to visit Shadbase.com when I was 12-14 years old,I found his website because of his old speed paint videos.

No. 616368

>>616348
If it makes you feel any better, this is pretty common. Most people just don't admit it. New (especially young) moms are always so shocked when they have kids and most, if not all, of their friends suddenly disappear. Kids are a lot to deal with.

No. 616379

>>616348
I work with kids (primarily ages 6-15) and I like them a lot but I cannot stand babies, particularly very young infants. I like kids who can learn new things and challenge me. I have a friend who just had a baby and she's constantly pushing this child on me because supposedly I'm good with kids and it makes me so uncomfortable. No I don't want to feed her, hold her, change her diaper. I'm lacking in all maternal instincts. I feel alienated from all of my friends who are marrying and having children; it's a very weird experience. I can definitely sympathize.

No. 616391

>>616358
He blocked me on Twitter bc I used to post his face in his replies. Loser pedo chronic masturbator.

No. 616392

>>616170
Fuck these msn emotes sent me way back, thanks for the nostalgia trip anon.

No. 616414

Thank you to the anons that replied to my post about using snow. I deleted it. I knew it was stupid to use one of those apps, i didnt realize how dangerous it was.

No. 616415

>>616391
i didnt know he was doxxed kek post his face anon

No. 616421

>>616414
what do you mean? what's bad about snow?

No. 616433

>>616391
Speaking of, Is it true he has a daughter??

No. 616482

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Anon that peed on the floor a while ago…

I peed on the floor again accidentally and used a bunch of napkins to clean it up and then it clogged the toilet so badly that I just spent 30 min working to unclog it.

Again I ask, what is wrong with me

No. 616498

I rarely wear earrings and I enjoy piercing through skin that's grown over once or twice a year.

No. 616534


No. 616537

>>615958
>"Too many cooks spoil the broth?" Well, call it, this was "too many crooks." Too many crooks! Too many crooks!
I read every single one of those as too many cocks! Too many cocks indeed.

No. 616649

>>616482
To piggyback off this, last night I went for a run and tried to incorporate sprints into it, because I can run for 6km but only at a crawl. Turns out I am still desperately unfit bc the exertion made me puke with such force that I fully pissed myself in front of a group of teenagers.

No. 616751

>>616649
Take it easy next time, anon. Try 2km.

No. 616845

>>616751
thank you, nonny. actually i was doing a beginners timed programme to improve my speed so i only went 2.5km in total last night, sorry if my post was confusing. idk if i'm more embarrassed about pissing myself or how bad i am at running

No. 616860

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I've been a on a discord server for quite awhile and while I interact with people a lot there, I'm still not part of the in group and it makes me sad, even though someone who joined under a month ago got into the clique with the mods when she doesn't even have similar interests.


I know I should not let that affect me but it does.

No. 616863

I've been watching Ellbat's videos too much recently

No. 616872

I wrote a single aged-up ed edd n eddy smut fic as a teenager and I just reread it and honestly? Still hot. God help me.

No. 616877

>>616860
Discord server "in groups" are just the people who are on every hour of the day. Stop trying to be like them if you're not, it's their main social outlet. Post when you can and respond to what you want whether it's from an "in group" or "out group" person.

No. 616879

I love shopping for stockings because it makes me feel like a grownup for some reason, but also I feel embarassed shopping for them, like I'm not supposed to be seen looking at them, like people will think I'm just an airhead fashion lover or a lost child. What is wrong with me? Is this internalized misogyny or just run of the mill retardation
>>616872
You are a legend

No. 616884

I haven't (voluntarily) had sex for 10 months but now I just want a cute guy to eat my pussy
Sigh

No. 616911

>>616877
I'm on a lot, because I have nothing to do. I just don't get why they like this new person who is pretty lulzy more than me

No. 616929

I like to refer to my puss with she/her pronouns because I think it's cute. I like to imagine her as a very prim and proper, sorta tsundere type of pussy.

No. 616951

>>616929
Same anon. I think most women call their coochie she. Even if it's only in private.

No. 616966

>>616863
>48k subs
is this a selfpost? your bf is cute is he single?

No. 616980

I have a weird crush on nourisht0flourish from the pro-ana thread. I don't know what it is, I just find her oddly striking.

No. 616997

>>616966
NTA but 48k subs is not little enough to be "selfpost", take off your tin foil

No. 616998

>>616980
I think she would clean up well if she… cleaned up

No. 617008

>>616998
yeah she's one of the cows I'm rooting for. Hope she can clean up one day

No. 617029

I still think about that one time I cosplayed… probably the best day of my life. Which is kind of cringe when I think about it.

No. 617044

I'm really embarrassed to be around of one my friends. We're in our mid twenties yet she still dresses and acts like a high schooler. I don't know to break it to her. Should I just fade and hope she gets the message?

No. 617076

>>616482
I can't think of any circumstances where this wouldn't be caused by a medical problem. See a doctor.

No. 617081

>>617044
I’m curious, how does she dress?

No. 617084

Reese’s pieces gave me a cavity last year (I barely had any my whole life) but I still think about eating them. Whenever I’m in line at the supermarket I see the Reese’s sticks. Sometimes…………I want to be self destructive just for that bitch Reese

No. 617092

I acted like I was worried that I wouldn't get this job I interviewed for and was all oh my gosh I can't believe I did it when I did, but you know what? I killed that shit and knew I got it. I wasn't surprised at all. Why does being confident feel so dirty?

No. 617102

I wanna be a barista so bad anons.

No. 617104


No. 617113

Last year I lost my appetite for a few weeks and lost 5 lbs and I can feel it’s happening to me again, but honestly I hope I lose another 5 lbs lol

No. 617177

>>617081
She wears basic cheap Forever 21 shit that looks obviously cheap. And always wears band/anime t-shirts.

No. 617179

>>617177
That's fine for a girl in her mid 20s, she's not fucking middle aged lmao. Stop being a bitch.

No. 617183

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>>617084
i feel u i think about her all the time too

No. 617186

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No. 617195

>>617179
Most women dress like slobs in tshirts and cheapy stuff on their day off too. Not all of us are fashionistas with jobs that demand formal business clothing

No. 617200

>>617177
I don’t think that’s so bad if her hygiene is good. I wore “formal” clothes in my early/mid 20s and people always asked why I was so dressed up. What do you dress like? Maybe you do have a right to feel like you don’t look good together but what does it really matter unless you’re that worried about your image

No. 617204

>>617113
I've lost 20 lbs in then last month from loss of appetite/stress alone and I was only 115 prior to this so now I'm like wtf

No. 617219

>>617179
You sound like a slob

>>617195
Maybe in the US? It's not the norm anywhere else

>>617200
She's a huge slob and it makes me look bad

No. 617221

>>617219
You sound like roommate anon and that one other anon who keeps coming here to make fun of her "friend".

No. 617227

>>617219
you sound like such a cunt oh my god

No. 617230

>>616884
same, anon.
i hated sex with my ex because his libido was much higher than mine that it was just painful. it's been nearly a year now since ive gotten any and im literally aching

No. 617254

>>617219
>You sound like a slob
No actually, I love dressing up which makes me particularly conscious of how my peers dress- and they dress just like your friend, because it's completely fucking normal for anyone who isn't actively interested in fashion. And people aren't obligated to have an interest in fashion.

Your shitty personality is what makes you look bad. And you really do sound like roommate anon.

No. 617265

>>617254
>>617221
who tf is roommate anon?

No. 617272

>>617265
Too lazy to find her posts rn but it's an anon who used to come here to rant about her bpd roommate cause she has sex, watches anime and is a neet or something. I think last time she was here was like a month ago and she said she hopes or roommate kills herself or that she wanted to drive her to suicide.

No. 617295

>>617272
Having a bpd roommate would suck. I feel for her lol

No. 617298

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>>617230
One day, we'll have great sex witha sexually compatible, cute boy, anon. One day… one day…

No. 617301

>>617272
>bpd roommate
>she hopes or roommate kills herself or that she wanted to drive her to suicide

oh, so two bpdfags living under the same roof? sounds fun kek

No. 617304

>>617295
Nah, it's extremely clear from roommate anon's posts that she's the psycho one of the two. That's why she got a name. I don't think anon's explanation really conveyed that.

No. 617307

>>617304
It was a shit explanation then. Mind giving another one?

No. 617318

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>>617307
I thought the whole wanting her roomate to commit suicide made it obvious she's crazy but pic related is her first post >>>/ot/477987

No. 617322

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>>617298
I believe in us

No. 617324

>>617318
Anon mentioning she herself has a fucking lolita wardrobe said everything I needed to know

No. 617326

>>617318
has anyone compiled all of roommate anon’s posts? I don’t think I’ve seen all of them

No. 617331

>>617324
The roommate is a lolita too kek

>>617318
Both sound lame af

No. 617406

>>617318
She didn’t graduate college, doesn’t have a job, is a slut (she has a bf) yet she shames her room mate for trying to have fun despite the struggling? OP is a nightmare. She is psycho. I hope she’s gonna get exposed by her community.

No. 617408

>>617331
Nah neetlita, idk if that’s you but you’re the unhinged one not the based room mate

No. 617586

>>615945
I had a bizarre and vivid dream, the literal Egyptian goddess, nut, making out with me on my bed. It was weird.

I had similar when I kissed a catgirl and a recent one where a female vampire sucked my blood. Are these dreams telling me I'm gay?

No. 617590

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Sometimes I just want to take a bite out of my bf's thighs
they're so thicc and juicy I bet they'd be tasty

No. 617836

>>617406
What's wrong with not graduating college or not having a job? Not everyone is suited for the wageslave life

No. 617840

>>617836
Nta, but I think the main issue with not having a job is the fact that you basically have to live off of other's generosity. You literally have to have a job to be independent in this word. I don't think op was trying to shame the other girl though.

No. 617852

>>617836
Yeah that's not the point, anon…
You can't go around and brag about being unemployed and having somebody else finance your niche hobby while shitting on a woman who goes to university, who likes concerts and traveling.

No. 617878

>>617840
>the main issue with not having a job is the fact that you basically have to live off of other's generosity

Big ol' this. I literally have no idea how NEETs do anything/have hobbies if they have no money.

No. 617891

>>617878
have rich parents/bf

No. 618037

>>617318
lmfaaooo this must have been bait right? Imagine being a NEET with a lolita warderobe funded by your bf and calling a girl studying and trying to have a good time one of the saddest people you've ever met.

>>617836
relying on someone else's money (probably a wageslave) just to not be a wageslave, how's that not wrong?

No. 618305

>>618037
Some people are just lucky. Do you seethe at every trust fund kid and stay at home mom that you meet?

No. 618308

>>618305
I don’t think stay at home moms are comparable because they usually do a lot of domestic labour (cooking, cleaning, child rearing) that directly contributes to the other partner being able to focus on work/work the amount of hours they do and therefore make money in a way they wouldn’t be able to if they had to deal with all those responsibilities

No. 618310

>>618308
So? You can do all of those things while having a job. The vast majority of moms with kids past preschool age aren't stay at home these days. There's also plenty of stay at home moms who still have nannies/maids as such. Why is it your business who isn't working?

No. 618311

Why do spoiled NEETs always say shit like "the wageslave life ain't for me," as if it's "for" anyone else? The difference is that the majority of the planet just can't up and decide to not work to earn their living one day. Not everyone has a family member to give them a place to live and put money in their pockets NSA.
Could you be any more out of touch?

No. 618312

>>618310
Im not saying you can’t I’m saying they’re contributing to the other partners ability to make money. Imagine how much more time you would have if you never had to think about those things. I also didn’t say anything about other people not working idk why you’re so defensive lmao I just said I don’t think stay at home moms are really comparable to neets and trust fund kids.

No. 618316

>>618312
I grew up in an area with a bunch of rich stay at home moms which seemed superfluous when my mom worked full time. And a lot of them hired maids and such. Some people make so much money there's not much of a point of their partners work. It's not even about contributing to the house. Seems like NEETlita has a rich bf who can support her while the roommate will be splitting the bill for Applebees on dates.

No. 618326

Last night when I was laying in bed I really needed to piss but I was super tired and didn't want to wake my ill roommate so I pissed in my side bin. Then just looked at it wondering how I managed to take such a huge piss.

No. 618330

>>618316
>rich stay at home moms which seemed superfluous when my mom worked full time. And a lot of them hired maids and such. Some people make so much money there's not much of a point of their partners work
Nta but not all sahms have super rich husbands. It seems stupid to think stay at home moms are neets just because they rely on their partners money. Most Moms dont have maids or 24/7 babysitters or whatever the ladies in your neighborhood had. It's weird you think most sahms do that lol.
>>618326
Did you atleast clean it out right after? Can't even judge cause I've done this before.

No. 618335

>>618330
Not right after as it would mean going to the bathroom, but I did as soon as I woke up lmao

No. 618361

>>618330
Sorry i don't have statistics on sahms like you do. There's just plenty of SAHMs who don't do that much or don't even have kids. That's all.

No. 618367

>>618361
There are plenty of stay at home moms who don’t have kids?

No. 618370

Sometimes I look up videos that I watched in 2009-2010 for a nostalgic trip. I actually used to be a fan of Onision's videos when I was 14(before he divorced Skye) and wanted to find some of his old skits but it looks like he deleted most of his videos from that era.

I feel weird confessing this on LC(and ashamed obvs) because I feel like I'm the only one who actually was a fan of Onision at one point

No. 618371

>>618361
It's not statistics. Get out of your upper middle class bubble and you'll see that not all sahms are like that. And a stay at home mom who doesn't have kids isn't a mom.

No. 618412

>>617318
Ok people like the roommate are kind of obnoxious. They never had a social life growing up and suddenly think they are hot shit because they go to one music festival and take molly for the first time. And then they go to Europe once. Nah, you're still a basic bitch.

No. 618452

>>618412
she's 95% likely fake.

No. 618483

>>618452
How is it fake? Seems plausible to me

No. 618488

>>618412
But does roommate anon sound like a reliable narrator? After all, she was bragging about being a fucking NEET, and unironically took issue with her roommate not wearing makeup. I doubt that her roommate is actually some obnoxious tryhard who thinks she's awesome for drinking or going to a music festival. More like anon is bitter and jealous that someone she hates does fun things and exaggerated her behaviour.

No. 618559

I'm eating lasagne at 10.30 in the morning, have a busy day planned later so felt like having it now. At fucking 32 years old I still get a weird pleasure from being able to make decisions like that.

In my last relationship the guy was so controlling that any time we planned our meals it had to be when he wanted them and what he wanted to eat. He was always hungover from heavy beer sessions on the weekends (I don't drink) so he wasn't hungry for most of the next day. For some reason that meant I couldn't eat either? He'd expect me to just not eat all day to save my appetite for a late dinner. I'd be on my period sometimes and losing my mind as he expected us to go out places and be on our feet all day with me not allowed to eat. "Don't ruin your appetite for later!"
My guy people eat three times a day when they are not hungover and all beer bloated, I'm not hungover or sick so let me eat three normals meals. I feel like an idiot looking back.

The guy also liked to point out that I was a little underweight..like?? The joy I get from being able to eat on my own schedule now. Fucking saturday morning lasagne!

No. 618567

>>618305
Look idk about trustfund kids, never met one, but I was obviously referring to people completely capable of following education and holding a job but refusing to do so out of sheer laziness and refusal to work and completely depending on someone else to provide for them, which I think is pathetic. Stay at home mothers are obviously not this. Also >>618311 this.

No. 618569

>>618559
no clue how you even put up with that but enjoy your lasagna, anon!

No. 618570

I love that you can't have a single discussion with neets without them immediately screeching that everybody is just jealous of them.
What would your bf do if he knew you call people who work "wageslaves" while he's out working, earning money to feed you and buy you shit? You wouldn't have to complain about roommates if you actually got off your lazy ass and supported your bf by contributing to paying your bills, so that the two of you can afford an apartment of your own.

Neetlita is what I imagine most nitpickers on cgl to be like kek: sit at home all day, come up with the perfect coord, apply makeup for no one to see and then shit on girls who might not look as perfect as themselves but actually do go out, until their poor tired man comes home from work. And then they have the audacity to argue that women who don't work because they raise their children are totally the same as them.

Roommate sounds as normal as most mid 20s women can be. She goes to university, festivals and she likes traveling. Sadly doesn't have too many friends and is single, but so what? It sounds like she's too busy to take great care of her appearance but at least she tries to go further in life and enjoy her life. There's nothing tiring or mockable about this. There's norhing wrong with being a basic bitch, most people are.

No. 618580

>>618570
>can't have a single discussion with neets without them immediately screeching that everybody is just jealous of them
I love those neets that post here about how annoyingly loud their parents are being around the house.. when they are 25 to 29 and doing nothing to move out. A mild vent might is understandable but they're always calling the mom a bitch and reeeing about it. Yeah your mom isn't a bitch for talking on the phone in her own house. When you eventually move out and pay massive rent you'll then be paying for the privilege of listening to your neighbors screaming instead. At least you get that for free right now lol

No. 618621

>>617590

What are you waiting for anon? If I were you I'd bite my boyfriend's thighs everyday lol. Thick males thighs are heaven

No. 618654

I think smoking is sexy in media but I hate it irl.

No. 618675

I really love 50s fetish models and performers, sometimes I wish I could have that life even when I know it was a bad situation for lots of them, to various extents. And I don't like the modern equivalents of only fans and stuff (better than the actual porn industry, but I still have issues with it) so I'm never going to do that. I just love cool vintage women looking really tough and sexy in great lingerie

No. 618691

i don't like this guy but i like the attention he gives me.

No. 618693

>>618654
saaaaame.

No. 618703

>>618691
I spent 3 years with a guy for this reason, didn't even like him but y'know attention and lower bills if I lived with him.. Not my smartest move. I'd rather have those 3 years back.

No. 618735

>>618570
Going to uni in your mid 20s is not normal. And she's also a BPD pickme.(ban evading roommate-chan)

No. 618743

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No. 618745

>>618735
is that neetlita?!

No. 618752

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>>618735
I can't believe roommate-chan is still on here ranting about her completely normal sounding roommate.

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>>618752
Kek she couldn't think of anything substantial/milky so she comes back to say this >>618735. Nice projection Neetlita. If I was the roommate I'd make sure I had a lock on my door.

No. 618761

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>>618654
pic related, smoking is so cool-looking. people who say it's completely uncool are just coping. sometimes I imagine myself having certain conversations and out of nowhere a cigarette being smoked pops into mind. it's weird like that. you could make a meme out of this.

No. 618764

>>618761
It's a fetish too, lots of clips4sale type models make fully clothed smoking clips and charge like they're actually performing a sex act. Talk about easy money

No. 618765

>>618761
smoking is completely uncool kek it's just the most blatant "idgaf about my health or others around me"

No. 618788

Whenever I get a super rude client at work, I quietly take down their info from our system (name, email, address, phone number) with the intent of signing them up for spam in the future. I haven’t done it yet, but the prospect of revenge (even if it’s extremely petty and small and at most just an inconvenience) makes me feel better after dealing with their nasty attitudes lol.

No. 618831

One of my friends came out as bi a while ago and I was literally so shocked cause she never gave a fuck about girls; her interests were always centred towards guys. Now, I understand that it could be due to the fact that she was in the closet and wanted to avoid suspicion but even now all she talks about is men. It sounds terrible but at this moment I feel like she sorta forces herself into this cause she’s the typical stan twitter user which consists of like 90% lgbt and libfems. And I feel like she wants to fit into that group cause she’s very insecure (especially towards guys) and needs some kinda community that validates her. And I’m not invalidating bisexuals by any means. I have other bi friends who clearly are bi. I'm still gonna support her of course and keep that thought to myself.

No. 618836

I'm 28 and I have never worn a bra

No. 618838

>>618836
Kudos to you! Not the same age but I've never shaved my face or armpits in my life, and I've only shaved my legs once to see if it was worth it… it wasn't and I don't understand the hype, lol.

No. 618843

>>618836
Are you relatively small or just living free anyway?

No. 618846

>>618838
Nta but stopped shaving my body a while ago and I have a few harmless little hairs on my face that I stopped obsessively tweezing. For now I'm wearing covid masks anyway so it's a good time to test this, I want to see if my face actually requires plucking or if I'm just obsessing over nothing.

No. 618847

>>618838
Why would you shave ur face

No. 618858

>>618838
Purely curious question- does not shaving your armpits make them smell more? I always imagine sweat will stick to the hairs and deodorant can't properly reach the skin. No judgement, just curious.

No. 618865

>>618858
NTA, but it does for me.

No. 618867

>>618836
Lucky. I wanna be free so bad. i plan on getting a reduction soon because fuck. i'm in pain and tired of bras so so much. be free, anon!

No. 618870

>>618847
Some people have hairs on their face, so they do it to get smoother foundation application. i'm just hairy

No. 618871

>>618858
Different anon with natural pits here, I haven't noticed any real increase in smell, I use liquid roll on deoderant and it goes on fine. Works just as well as before. I wouldn't use a powder stick and a spray might not work as well. The liquid roll on gets in there and you can work it in and around.

I thought I'd get more hair under them when I first started growing it, I'm brunette with some italian blood so expected bushes but it's really not a lot compared to men.

No. 618872

>>618870
Any friend I've ever gotten close enough to has had that moment where she shares her face shaving secret with me… girl you and lots of others lol. We should talk about it more openly.

No. 618874

>>618858
It's the opposite.. you need the hairs to catch the sweat . I've noticed i smell MORE when i shave, so i stopped. Propaganda will have you believe women need to shave, but they really really dont.

No. 618875

>>618872
Women in general need to stop shying away from body hair subjects. We've been told to hate ourselves for too long. I like my tiny face razor. It does wonders

No. 618880

>>618858
I actually asked my esthetician this question because I noticed the opposite effect, I didn't wax at all this past winter and noticed my usual smelly pits were much less smelly. She said she also seems to smell worse and sweat more when her armpits are hair-free. She didn't know the exact reason why, just guessed that it probably had something to do with the hair's natural function.

Although there are some articles online that say waxing helps reduce underarm odor, so maybe it depends on the person's unique body chemistry. I'd say it absolutely varies though.

No. 618881

>>618838
I haven't shaved my pits or legs in yearssss. I love it!! I wish I could feel more secure with the hairs on my face though

No. 618886

>>618880
>just guessed that it probably had something to do with the hair's natural function
I've had the experience of leaving my pubes alone and finding they have their natural function that for me saves me a lot of irritation and even UTIs. Was always feeling just a lil bit irritated down there throughout the day, I'd get irritation around my urethra too. Sometimes I'd have UTIs but other times it was just this slightly uncomfy feeling with no infection. I blamed bubble bath, shower gels, intimate wipes and changed lots of things with no difference. Grew out my pubes.. happy non irritated vag again, no weird urethra discomfort. No UTIs since.

It's not for everyone but I'm glad I found out my problem had such an easy solution. I alway secretly liked the sensation of hair there too but I felt external pressure to shave.

No. 618893

>>618881
Nta but do you just… wear shorts with hairy legs? Nothing wrong with it of course, I admire your courage! I'm always afraid people are going to call me names and stare a me of I go anywhere unshaved, especially during summer. Maybe I feel extra bad because I normally have a lot of hair… only recently I began feeling comfortable not shaving my arm hair and wearing sleevless clothes.

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>>618893
> only recently I began feeling comfortable not shaving my arm hair and wearing sleevless clothes.

What the fuck, anon, I’m sorry, please don’t pay attention to the fucking idiots telling you that you have to shave your arms, I think those are some of the things that should never get shaved no matter how thick is the hair.

No. 618919

I decided to quit lolcow, and did it for like 3 months, but I ran into the problem were lolcow was the only place I felt I could express some parts of my self. I missed it so much now I'm back here posting again, albeit a lot less.

No. 618921

>>618886
There's this weird idea that you're somehow "unclean" or smelly if you have pubic hair, but the hair actually works to keep bacteria away from your sensitive areas. As long as you wash like a normal person, you're not gonna be smelly just for having hair. I guess it's just the pressure to be smooth all over.

No. 618936

>>618858
my armpits smell less without hair
I think without pubic hair it smells worse though since its just sweaty skin against your underwear. When I was a teen I didn't shave there at all until one of my sisters said how disgusting I was for not shaving. Honestly, the hair was soft and not the disgusting course it becomes after no shaving for 1-5 months. I kind of wish I'd never started shaving my pubic hair, I don't care for sex, haven't had it.

No. 618941

>>618936
I HATE shaving my pubic hair. I do it once every 3 or so months and occasionally trim it if it looks too wild but I hate doing it so much. Ugh.

No. 618972

A country song has unironically given me
>TFW no one will ever love you this much
vibes

It's so cheesy, but I love it

No. 618981

i'm butch and i'm so tired of girls with bfs being performatively bi around me. like just bringing up how they're into women/have a crush on some female celebrity/whatever but it's in the most unnatural way and i can just tell they're trying to like, signal that they're ~cool~ to make me feel comfortable or impress me or seem woke? and i'm genuinely not trying to shit on bi girls in general, i'm talking about this really specific phenomenon of mostly/fully straight women pretending to like girls for clout

No. 619016

>>618981
This is actually one of the most prevalent microaggressions from straight women towards any female that’s vaguely lesbian-presenting. And then those girls that want to talk out their sexuality with you, like you’re their psychologist or something. It’s basically virtue signaling.

No. 619049

texted my ex, he said he'd come over and then ghosted me. i'm gonna wait a couple days/weeks and text him again lmfao. quarantine is really making me a fucking retard

No. 619062

>>618972
I thought that was nick swardson in the picture

No. 619063

>>619049
How about don’t make a fool of yourself again

No. 619074

>>619049
Clown.

No. 619077

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>>619049
Hey anon, I took a picture of you.

No. 619135

I'm pretty sure I've broken up a marriage or at least was the last straw. I was so in love him and had been for so long. I wouldn't have done anything if I wasn't drunk and stupid. He made the first move. I wish I could take it back. We didn't sleep together but that doesn't make me feel much better. This was a few years ago, I don't know anything of their lives now except they divorced soon after. I don't care about him anymore but I think about his ex-wife and hope she's doing better.

No. 619136

>>619135
same except it wasn't a marriage. sometimes i wonder if she ever found out who was "the other girl"… maybe she didn't even want to know.
i hope she's healed from it. that guy was a fucking retard and was bound to cheat anyway tbh, at least now it's over and she can find a loyal man who doesn't ruin everything over the hope of getting some extra pussy.

No. 619141

>>618900
Thank you anon! I used to go to some sort of beauty school full of beauticians who would call anyone ugly or monkey if they didn't want to shave every inch of their bodies, so that's why I started shaving them. I'm out of that shithole now, so everything's better!

No. 619143

>>619141
Were they Asian?

No. 619147

>>619136
I wasn't close with his wife by any means but she was always very generous and welcoming toward me. They had a bit of an age gap in their relationship and she was 10+ years older. I hate that I broke her trust because I was always hanging around and she would even buy me extra food on her way home from work if she knew I was there. It was only the once I made a mistake but damn she didn't deserve that.

No. 619149

I've developed crushes on so many different minecraft youtubers (all older obviously) and I've even masturbated to some of their voices before. Not for a long time but I remember I had a THING for minecraft universe's voice. Atm I have a huge crush on wattles.

No. 619210

>>619147
i never even met his gf. they were apart for only 9 months while he was abroad. when they met he was a horny 16 year old with an age gap fetish and she was an insecure 20 year old who thought he was both non-threatening and confident. kinda weird imo, but whatevs. he went abroad hoping he could cheat and have the extra experience he should have had as a teen, even if he didn't want to admit it at first.
it's fucking weird because most of his close friends are women. he said he felt "uncomfortable" around most men. thinking back on it i think most of his female friends are his type, or charm him in some way. was it a covert way to be around other women, and i just happened to be the right mix of naive, foreign and "loyal"?

strange. he was a narcissist autist who never realized the extent to his fuckery. he still thinks he's a good guy because he's not the absolute worst. his charisma has allowed him to walk this very thin line and i feel like he's not done hurting people. good fucking luck to his future girlfriend.

No. 619226

>>619143
No, most of them were italian. Is something up with Asians?

No. 619257

Ive accused someone of tracing their art when they didnt. When they provide evidence that they in fact had drawn their artwork, ive felt an incredible guilt inside of me. Ive appologize publicly but still the guilt was too strong…

No. 619270

>>618847
if you have dark body and head hair you can grow this thing called a lady stache above your lip

No. 619351

I kinda wanna be known as a really sexy, hot, intimidating woman who's known to sleep with many men and owns it but I know it only sounds good in fantasy because in irl I'll never be respected or seen as intimidating if I had that reputation.

No. 619375

>>618847
Yea no shit, I wax mine. My question was why shave not why do u need to shave

No. 619416

>>619351
so basically female james bond without the spy stuff

No. 619428

>>619416
EXACTLY YES

No. 619533

>>619257
If it makes you feel any better, one time a professor accused me of plagiarizing a paper because they had seen it before, but it turns out they had seen it before because I had already shown it to them before to get some feedback. No hard feelings were had once the situation was cleared up. We all have our silly moments.

No. 619549

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I'm catching feelings for a guy i met through animal crossing and lives on the other side of the world. I haven't flirted with a guy in years and this shit is fucking up my brain!

No. 619551

>>619549
fucking animal crossing of all things? have you seen an IRL pic of him?

No. 619558

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>>619551
nope. haven't even voice chatted yet that's how fucking lonely i feel right now.

No. 619559

>>619549
Does art imitate life or does life imitate art?

No. 619598

>>619549
Honestly I find the idea of meeting someone on animal crossing so cute

No. 619607

>>619598
its cute but… if u havent seen the persons face or heard their voice? i feel like thats pretty important lol

No. 619609

>>619607
Oh I agree it definitely is, but if by some miracle it ends up working out I think it's a really cute story of how you met

No. 619629

If I didn't wake up tomorrow that would be pretty chill

No. 619636

I hate rules and I hate following rules. So I become a mod/admin of places so I can make the rules and not worry about breaking them.

People always say to me "you like being a mod so you can be on a power trip!!!" nah I just know that if I am not a mod, I will wreak havoc and I like doing techy shit behidn the scenes

No. 619637

>>619636
Are you a mod here?

No. 619641

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>>619637
God no.

No. 619665

I used to run a pretty big anti social justice blog back in the day. I think some people here have read it, and at its peak I had over 10,000 followers. Never monetized the blog though.

Later, I randomly applied to a summer program that paid, and I used what I learned from making my blog to make me seem more "diverse." I hated being in the program often because the people would not shut up about race, but I would say that I'm good friends with all of these people after two years. None of the people involved know that I hate identity politics.

No. 619671

I'm a ratmy, but i actually despise bts and their shady company

No. 619681

I find great pleasure in shutting someone down when they try to gossip/shit talk other people, even though I'm secretly living for the drama. Hearing them talk smack so eagerly and then go ''umm sorry, I don't like talking about other people like that'' and watching them feel stupid and bad about themselves.

No. 619682

>>619681
This is why you're not going to hear more of the drama.

No. 619685

>>619681
why?? much better to silently take in the gossip without contributing or spreading the gossip. then people trust you with their shade/secrets while still not garnering a reputation as a gossipy ho.

No. 619688

>>619671
i'm curious, how are you a ratmy but hate BTS? do you mean you hate the system/their marketing tactics or?

god i swear if any of you bitches derail this into a full blown argument—

No. 619750

This is maybe immature and irrational but one of the main things that makes me hesitant about having kids is the idea of there being a breakup and the kids having a step mother. There's just a specific way I would want to raise my children if I have them and the idea of them having someone be influential in their life who I have no control over or possibly no connection with makes me so anxious.

No. 619768

i have always found the idea of coke being snorted off my body shamefully hot, but wanting to fuck an actor who's 99.99% likely to be a cokehead makes the fantasy even better. why am I like this, dios mio

No. 619840

>>619768
yeah this is pretty lame

No. 619842

I absolutely loved Tennet. It was beautifully shot, great montage, super action and boom-booms but also so fucking dumb.
I was thrilled by the action and lol'd at the "science" during the whole fucking movie. It was great, probably the movie I enjoyed the most all year (but I guess I haven't seen a lot this year, the bar is low)
My favorite moment was when the scientist infodump about inversed stuff and a whole lot of "science" babble then end up saying "just don't think about it too much".
It was so fucking funny I had tears rolling. I guess I was also tired af so part of the laugh was nervous but shit. I think I'll never see something this funny in my entire life.

No. 619905

I thought I was bisexual for most of my teenage years and early 20s, but now that I'm in a long term relationship with a man I can't picture myself dating women again and I think I might be straight. I know there's nothing wrong with it but now I feel like just another one of those girls who was 'experimenting' during those years that people point to to say bisexuality doesn't exist. Sigh.

No. 619908

i run my school's gossip blog. the administration is looking for me, everyone who's sent something with their own name has been suspended. i graduate this year and I know I have to tell someone my identity in order to keep it alive

No. 619912

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>>619908
hello upper east siders

No. 619924

>>619671
ive not been a fan for years now but im curious about the shadiness? please explain

No. 619954

>>619912
kek my immediate thought too. bless you for bringing gossip girl to life.

No. 619962

>>619908
lmfaooo I love this

No. 619975

once in the third grade some boy turned around during a test and caught me picking my nose. he excitedly whispered his discovery to everyone nearby pretty much everyone brushes him off with "oh come on, anon wouldn't do that" but i did. i did do that, and i still do

No. 620096

Sometimes I don't sage to piss off the anons who lose their mind when someone forgets to

No. 620099

Anybody remember the thread where multiple anons said they were attracted to dogs

No. 620131

>>620099
How to unread a post

No. 620132

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>>619912
soon to be joe goldberg

No. 620136

I generally consider myself in the realm of "asexual" (or just low sex drive, whatever) and I genuinely never understood what people meant by "horny" until I started passively watching this one youtuber in the background of doing other stuff. I'm not even attracted to him or interested in his field of work, he's like everything that disgusts me in a male-blonde, flabby, weeaboo, british accent, but god I wanna fuck him. Why the hell am I having a confusing sexual awakening in my mid 20s

No. 620137

>>620136
Who is it?

No. 620141

>>620136
kek first person i thought of from that description was hbomberguy

No. 620149

>>620137
>>620141
Oh gosh not him, although he is oddly charming. Uuuggghhhh I didn't want to type it out but it's cdawgVA pls no bully I don't condone my urges

No. 620161

>>619768
Who’s the actor?

No. 620168

I was diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder and I always brushed it off. But now I realized I love how my farts smell. I look in the mirror and think: wow she sexy. I think that everyone likes me, because who wouldn't? Tbh it sounds like how I always imagined narc to be but my therapist told me it's just to compensate the self hate and that you secretly feel really small and ugly. But I don't feel that.

No. 620169

>>620168
>But I don't feel that.
Cause you're in denial, narcy.

No. 620171

>>620149
He has an okay face and a deep, attractive voice. I can see the carnal allure.

No. 620172

>>620168
>I love how my farts smell
Lmao

No. 620173

>>620168
This reads like a troll but anyway it's not surprising, most narcs don't even suspect they could be narcs.

No. 620180

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>>619558
I don't have any advice for you. Just saying that I'm pretty much in the same boat as you, and that we can be pathetic lunatics together. Haven't seen a pic of him, yet I've had this crush since April.

I was this fucking close to telling him my fee-fees tonight after a few vodka tonics. I fucking hate myself. This is a cry for help.

No. 620189

I had this one friend who I used to spend a lot of time with, at the beginning I didn't really wanted to talk to him nor I enjoyed his company, but we had several interests in common and somehow we used to hang out and talk a lot. At one point I stopped talking to him because he was covering up for another friend of us who had been sexually harassing another girl in our friends group. He even asked me why I stopped talking to him so suddenly and told him that I didn't want to get involved with someone like him.

I shouldn't care because it wasn't even my problem, but somehow I grew a bitter hate and just think trash of him whenever it appears on my feed. It makes me feel somewhat guilt to think of him like that, because at the end he was a caring friend, but I can't help looking at his face and thinking how stupid and lame he is.

No. 620201


No. 620206


No. 620250

i don't want to be me or at least i want to start over.

No. 620263

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Been reading a lot of older novels and tbh I wish a guy would get on his knees and confess his love to me

No. 620275

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>>620263
Me too. I have a boyfriend but I was the one who pursued him at the start. I was the first to confess. (Guess I shot myself in the foot by being the more proactive one.) We don't really care about marriage, so there's no more opportunity for a cutesy proposal. He's sweet and thoughtful but not really "romantic" and sometimes I crave it so badly. I know I'm whining over something that doesn't really matter compared to stability, trust and general compatibility, but fuck it, sometimes I just want to feel like I'm in a cheesy romance novel.

No. 620291

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Most of the times I daydream about my OCS having sex with each other (mostly hardcore sex),having an active imagination has its cons.

No. 620295

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Im getting weirdly obsessive with a youtuber to the point that im jealous of his girlfriend, help me farmers.

I live on a small ish town and all men around me are unbelievably boring so I only get crushes on internet men from overseas.

No. 620310

>>619671
still waiting 4 the milk on this cmon anon!

No. 620312

feeling like there’s not much worth working toward and ever since 21 hit (23 now, almost 24) i’ve felt so listless. I think I have to end it before 25

No. 620317

The main inspiration behind my self improvement is the last guy that rejected me.
That's already pathetic, yet on top of it I wouldn't even want to date him if he changed his mind since we're objectively incompatible. But it haunts me more than any other rejection for some reason, and as long as I have flaws it's going to bother me.

I just want to be very far out of his league.

No. 620319

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>>620275
Yeah it makes me feel silly or dumb but I still want it. Hopefully someday we get the romance we need

No. 620321

>>620141
hbomb is cute…

>>620161
I'm too embarrassed to say but umm he's been mentioned before on /g/ and /ot/

No. 620325

>>620131
there weren’t enough people shaming them either tbh, it was a whole serious conversation between multiple anons about wanting to have sex with dogs…

No. 620329

>>620099
>>620325
Wasn't it in one of the shameful fetishes threads a year ago or so? The first anon admitted to visiting beats sites and becoming addicted to them or something.

No. 620335

>>620329
Thanks anon! I couldn’t remember what thread it was, just that it left me in a state of slight distress lol. I can’t remember the year or else I’d go back and try to find it.

No. 620341

>>618752
Are you fucking kidding me? My pickme roommate is NOT normal. She has no friends, spends all day browsing reddit/4chan, worshipping scrote dick, and is a yaoi obsessed weeb. She "brags" about asking guys out and splitting the bill with low value men while never being picked. Also attending the same university on and off for eight years while never getting a degree because of being an idiot while acting like she's better than other girls because of her Red Scare knowledge of philosophy.

In what fucking world is that normal???? If you think that is normal you are beyond all hope.

No. 620342

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>>620341
just move out? get a new roommate? why is your first instinct to kill her lmfao

No. 620345

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>>620341
this is more cringe than finnanon. fuck off with this garbage b8

No. 620346

>>620341
Girl shut the hell up

No. 620354

I like making random hot guys cum on chatroulette-type apps. I like oredering them around. It's so hot. I'm in a relationship tho oooops

No. 620375

>>620341
You want to fuck her so bad it makes you look stupid.

No. 620378


No. 620382

Another anon with a weird youtube crush, i have been drawing him and making cringy edits with photoshop of him. I can't sleep without listening to his voice too. I never had a crush for boybands when i was younger and i used to make fun of those girls, god i hate karma.
>>620295
Same, pls end me

No. 620383

>>620382
tell us who it is

No. 620386

>>620382
Reading fellow weird youtube crush anons' posts, I'm beginning to think quarantine is getting to all of us. We've all lost touch with reality, that has to be it

No. 620389

>>620386
I’ve had weird YouTube crushes even before quarantine but the fantasied got bad again once shit hit the fan. I cycle through them and right now it’s a Supermega phase.

No. 620401

>>620389
i want to bang ryan like a screen door in a hurricane

No. 620422

>>620389
Yes yes yeees, wanna a paint a CHINESE dragon with the christian boys?

No. 620431

I'm very happy with my life and I wish it wasn't so wrong to share that with the world. I love being me! Sorry! I hope everyone can love being themselves, too.

No. 620434

>>620431
Fuck you bitch


Jk

No. 620441

>>620341
lmao the roommate does sound like a train wreck. I love to see it.

No. 620448

I think Venus is genuinely attractive and I feel sorry for her, I need to have the thread hidden in order not to be an autistic whiteknight when I see anons being needlessly cruel and nitpicky towards her.

No. 620492

I will never forgive my mom for that time when I was 11 and told her I'd been getting molested by a religious teacher for years and all she did was tell him not to do it again and still let him in our house to teach me, did he stop? Of course not. It took me so much fucking courage to tell her and it went to waste. I've never told her about anything after that. She deserves not knowing

No. 620507

>>620386
I was crazy before quarantine and now I'm a thousand times worse, lonely, and desperate

No. 620680

I watch this dudes boyfriend rps. I know it's super fucking lame but, I like his voice and it helps my anxiety a little.

No. 620683

>>620448
I think the same about gimpgirl if she didn't dress and eat like a kid.

No. 620685

>>620492
That stuff makes my blood boil. My mom also chose to ignore shit because it was easier for her. Fuck them.

No. 620687

>>620431
It's not wrong to share that "with the world." People just don't want to hear about it on lc because the tone is not a positive one for the most part. There is a positivity thread though and I'm sure nobody would mind you sharing this there.

No. 620691

>>620341
First time commenting on this whole roommate debacle and I'll level with you: she doesn't sound normal. You're obviously no better than her though. I don't get why you keep sperging about it here when it's been made repeatedly clear to you that nobody gives a shit.

No. 620693

>>620341
Who cares? I've lived in lots of shared houses and apartments and some of those people were pretty fucking weird. Just be civil when you have to. Stop obsessing

No. 620699

>>620691
I agree she sounds like a total cow. Bet she's really ugly too. I'd love to see her pic posted here.

No. 620701

Being a female cumbrain while also being heterosexual sucks. I have to draw all my own porn because nobody makes to right kind of slutty male content I crave

No. 620705

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>>620341
She's starting to grow on me, if not solely for how little she has to do to piss you off so much for the past year you've posted about her.

No. 620706

>>620701
>being creative and developing my skills as an artist sucks!!!
is this a humblebrag?

No. 620708

>>620701
What you into?

No. 620713

>>620317
I don't think this is pathetic, you see it constantly from both men and women - wanting to prove their ex wrong and show them what they're missing, so they get into "glow up" mode and get a makeover, get fit, new clothes and all that after breaking up. The stereotype of getting a new haircut after a breakup exists for a reason.

The initial catalyst isn't the best reason because you don't have anything to prove to someone you genuinely weren't compatible with. But if it results in you bettering yourself mentally and/or physically and being more content with yourself, then who cares. At least your ex will have served some purpose and helped lead to a positive change rather than just hurting you.

No. 620714

>>620706
What?

>>620708
A lot of specific cartoon characters, most of them are either used as props in pictures focused on female characters or
have no r34 at all(or it's poorly drawn because lets be honest only autists are attracted to cartoons)

No. 620728

>>620680
Daamn these are cute but I'm a dumb burger and I really can't understand his accent

No. 620736

>>620341
It's funny how initially her roommate was terrible just for being in college, enjoying travel, and not wearing makeup, but then when everyone made the obvious observation that none of this was remotely noteworthy, she gets a worse personality with every post. Now she has BPD and trolls reddit/4chan all day lusting after scrote dick.

Tinfoil: Neetlita is making up whatever she thinks will make farmers also hate her roommate. Next she'll be an animal abusing heroin addict with a sex offender bf kek.

No. 620739

>>619954
>>619688
Bigshit starts filming BTS as soon as they arrive at work. I suspect it is not only to create emotion porn for their countless movies, but also to have material against them, in case they ever try to badmouth the company. There's other stuff too, but oh well. It just keeps getting messier with time.

Why i hate BTS? Because they played along with this shit, so they kinda deserve to be in this position now. Also, Dynamite is a low-quality song meant to appeal to the general public, because they know they would never win a grammy with a korean song. Encouraging (aka emotionally manipulating) ratmys to buy their songs a thousand times and stream the mv 24/7 is kind of pathetic too.

Sadly i'm kinda in love with one member and i do like their interactions with each other. They're funny and seem like alright guys.

No. 620779

>>620736
Nah, seems plausible to me. I know someone who goes to music festivals alone because she is too ugly to get scrote attention. kek

No. 620780

I only feel horny like 4 times a year

No. 620782

>>620780
I feel horny 4 times a minute

No. 620790

>>620780
Same and I thought dating a guy who feels the same would fix it but our 4 horny days never line up so now I'm just sexually frustrated 4 times a year

No. 620796

I've listened to the entirety of One Direction's discography in order with no skips and then did the same with Harry Styles in the past 2 days. Considering starting over.

No. 620799

>>620780
I feel horny for clit play once a day, feel horny for penetration once a month

No. 620852

>>620780
>tfw never feel it unless i'm hungry or constipated

No. 621007

>>620739
hmm do you mean like those youtube vids they would film early on in their career? or is that a new thing? that makes sense and is very fucked up….

i havent listened to their new music at all i left as a fan maybe 3 years ago but anyone with a brain could clearly see how they really lost themselves (kpop is manufactured for sure, but at least it seemed like they actually cared about their songs and stuff at some point) and how theyre pandering to western audience. when they made that english song i did remember how they originally said they never would but it was for sure bound to happen with all the popularity now. plus i think most fans they have now are mainly younger (i feel like older casual fans have stuck around but i doubt older super fans of them like i used to be have probably moved on for the most part due to getting older/other priorities/noticing how much they've clearly changed) so they have more time on their hands to stream like crazy and beg their parents for merch. i used to think they seemed kinda genuine but i dont really think so anymore. after all, kpop is a business and members are like business partners. they may be friends or they could just be tolerating eachother and since egos tend to expand once artists become more popular, i can only imagine that some of them have changed negatively personality wise.

No. 621010

>>620796 four and made in the AM are genuinely enjoyable to listen to

No. 621013

>>620739
Which member do you like?

No. 621024

>>620693
Some people are just annoying af

No. 621032

>>621007
kek by some of them do you mean Tae? I used to be a ratmy too until 2 years ago. Idk how they still have the support of the older fans, everything went to shit after Fake Love.
My shameful confession is that I used to have a crush on Jimin

No. 621046

>>621032
yep! kek u got me. he seems different and i noticed he vapes or something now? lol like obviously as fans we dont know the real them all the way through but he never seemed like the type in the past. plus vaping is way worse than cigs even so i dunno how he keeps up with all the dancing. their music sounds corny, lazy, and generic nowadays especially, so i assume any older fans who still really like them were never really there for the music anyway lol my confession is that i still have a signed cd from them that i got from one of those live events on mwave (or whatever that site is i cant remember the name). ive talked about selling it so many times but im still holding onto it i guess because of memories

No. 621071

this whole time i thought the snit-milk thread was literally anti-milk. Like cows milk.

No. 621105

I enjoy the generally criticized romantic movie 'Eat Pray Love' because it ignites life inside of me and makes me feel safe. I like Julia Roberts because she reminds me of a safe adult I used to know in my childhood. Javier Bardem is an unconventional crush of mine.

No. 621115

I can't stop getting off to incest stories and porn. I feel really bad and really porn sick and want to see a sex therapist about it.

I was diddled by my uncle when I was younger for a couple of years so maybe that's why but I am almost indiscriminant about the incest stuff I enjoy, but my faves are mother-daughter and father-daughter or father-son.

I haven't told my boyfriend yet because he's close with his family and actually seems very grossed out by the idea (I even checked his secret erotic literature folder, no incest) so it's a very repressed thing for me

No. 621163

>>621115
>I can't stop getting off to incest stories and porn. I feel really bad and really porn sick
You are porn sick, but you CAN stop. Make the decision to stop. Block all your usual sites and make a plan for something to do if you get the urge. There's many reasons to stop watching porn other than just 'the stuff I watch is deranged'. Look up the harms of the porn industry on actresses' health and lives etc.
I know it's not easy but you need to realize you're not powerless. Seeing a sex therapist could be a great idea but don't use it as an excuse not to stop taking steps right now.

No. 621280

I keep meeting new people, stringing them along for attention/validation for months and then dropping them once they start falling for me. I even do it to multiple people at a time. Guys and girls. I've done it to three people this year alone. I hate myself.

No. 621287

>>621280
I do the same, but not with the intention to hurt them. I just think "oh no, we've gotten too close" and flee.

No. 621294

>>621280
It’s okay, anon, people also tend to fall in love way too easily on the internet for no reason.

No. 621302

My Confession of being a racist handmaiden

Labels such as being a handmaiden or being a racist get thrown around a lot on the internet, sometimes undeservedly but I did deserve both these labels, the stuff I said and believed in was horrible and disgusting and I'm not asking for forgiveness just trying to explain how I got to that point and how I got out

My dad was black and my mom was white, growing up my dad was absent through most of my life, he often skipped child support payments and the times I did see him, he was loud and abusive towards my mother, so I had just cause to hate my dad but what was wrong that I started hating all black men and believed the vast majority of black men were like this, growing up my paternal figure was my moms dad and he was a good guy and so was the rest of my moms side and I still love them very much
What didn't help was general black pop culture, I genially dislike rap as a music style and found the misogyny , colorism, vulgarity and wanna be macho culture of the lyrics and music videos to be a extra extra reason to hate it , I drifted towards rock and later metal music and had a mainly white and Hispanic female group of friends, as I got older I started being highly critical of SJWs and "liberals", cause I genually believed that the vast majority of problems African Americans faced were self inflected because they didn't work hard enough, and even though I was not white I started getting offended on behalf of my mother and white female friends and my grandfather and male relatives of any articles/memes making fun of white men or white women even though they likely didn't even know or care about it, I went down more and more Anti-SJW spaces which were filled spergy proto-Alt Right guys and I joined them in there hatred, eventually this racism pushed on to men and women of other races and at that point I'm proud to say that I did leave those spaces but I still maintained this hatred of black culture and I had these problematic ideas of superiority of "white" culture and civilization and also I built up this some resent mainly towards white liberal women who bashed western culture, I didn't hate them necessarily I was just jealous and felt they were ungrateful(which I know sounds awful, as I'm typing this)

I eventually ended up in a relationship with a guy, who was a nerd for Egyptian history, we often talked about historical civilizations, and he changed my ideas about the artificially of what is western civilization, and how originally it was used by British and American propaganda forces as a excuse to go to war with Germany, we both together started learning about aspects of Africans culture and I started learning about the diversity of African American culture, such as the Gullah people and Louisiana Cajuns, I started talking to African American women more and more, I evolved from my prejudices and became a better person,

It doesn't excuse my racism, sexism and hateful content in that past, I should have known better but I can't change what I was and I'm not the only either who went though this, it's just the way it turned out

No. 621306

>>621302
Why do you think BMWF relationships tend to be so dysfunctional though? It seems like you never really got to the root of it. It's wrong to hate all black people because your dad was shit but it's also a stereotype that has some basis in truth that black culture has some truly awful family dynamics that don't lend themselves well to modern civilization.

No. 621307

>>621287
I don't do it with the intention to hurt them either. I'll tell myself "oh I'm just passing time by casually talking to this nice person" but before I know it I'm manipulating them into liking me. I think I'm just addicted to the feeling of flirting with someone new and getting a positive reaction from them. Then once they've actually fallen for me is when I realize I've gone too far and need to dip because I don't actually like them back and they don't actually even know the real me.

No. 621308

>>621010
Four is probably my favorite album overall even though I'll always love their cheesy, fun first albums. I didn't love Made In The AM overall bc there are some really weird and jarring songs on it, but also some of my absolute faves, so it evens out.

No. 621310

>>621306
I don't try to generalize but yeah most bmwf relationships often don't end up well, as for your second comment, I am against Rap culture and think it should die off but traditional African American culture has merits that should be preserved

No. 621311

>>621310
Yeah I agree with all of that. I'm just trying to say that it has implications when so many of that type of relationship end up bad. Like parents not wanting their daughters to date black guys. It's not always rooted in an ignorant hatred for someone's skin color. Sometimes it's because they want them to avoid what happened to your mother.

No. 621312

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>>621302
why tho

No. 621323

>>621312
I KNEW I read that same thing already too

No. 621324

>>621306

BM/WF pairings are notoriously batshit, almost worse than WMAF. Black fathers who only chase after pussy and fetishize their biracial children while the mother doesn't even try to learn about black culture such as how to style kinky hair. Keeps creating a cycle of self hating biracial kids.

No. 621325

>>621312
I'm the same anon, anon
>>621311
I don't know about all that, I do think the black community culture detereted greatly since the 70's and has only been getting worse

No. 621326

>>621312
MOM, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

No. 621382

I think I look the same as I did as a teen. Not that I look younger than my age, because back then I looked slightly older. I just look the same and now my age and appearance match.
I've noticed there are certain people whose face doesn't change much over the years and hope I'm one of them kek.

No. 621389

I have IBS and was in a conference call being all professional when my lunch didn't sit right with my stomach, so I muted the mic and let a real big one rip for instant relief. The participants were none the wiser. I love the benefits of working from home.

No. 621393

>>621389
This made me lol in my office. Good for you anon, I envy your freedoms.

No. 621398

>>621389
Be careful anon, I did this once on WhatsApp while peeing and the person still heard. Awkward

No. 621421

I've been used for sex so much by guys that I've eventually started to like it. I will have sex with multiple strangers in a day. I memed myself into a sex addiction.

No. 621439

>>621421
I was abused as a kid and I went through a similar phase years later, wish I understood the psychology behind it

No. 621468

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I can't stop thinking about Vaush's gf. She's probably trash like him but I can't help but feel bad for her.

No. 621475

>>621468
I didn't even know he had a gf. I thought he had been flirting with shoe

No. 621482

>>621468
Don't know who this is but looks-wise he's at least staying within his own league

No. 621494

I fantasize about quitting my office job and working as a barista for the rest of my life. Or any job that doesn't require too much brain power and doesn't require work off the clock.

No. 621499

>>621494
Same. I work at a local ice cream shop downtown part time as a second to my office job, and I'd much rather be doing that every day.

No. 621510

When I was 21 and my friend was 17 he would relentlessly pursue me in a really needy and desperate that way no other guy ever has. He's batshit crazy but has always looked like a hockey Chad, and that juxtaposition was kind of really hot to me for some reason

I just laughed at him because I'm not a fucking groomer but I still think about this all the time. He got even hotter now too ugh I feel icky typing this

No. 621523

>>621510
I would tell you to fuck him but he would probably get attached and try to murder you if you left him

No. 621551

I love how NEETlita makes people seethe whenever she posts

No. 621562

>>621510
It's not icky to find him attractive now he's an adult, and if you you rejected him at the time and didn't lead him on then you're not a groomer. If he's crazy you might just be thinking about him with rose tinted glasses because of quarentine though

No. 621578

I said sperg in front of my friend who has a severely autistic brother because I use this website too much. I was talking about myself being obsessed with something and she didn't say anything about it, it was my boyfriend who pointed it out later. I feel so bad.

No. 621586

>>621578
I sent kek to my mom in a text fml

No. 621587

Men actually disgust me. Idk why but looking at them actually pisses me off unless it's a relative or i know they're gay. Why am I like this?

No. 621589

>>621468
Is she the one that walked in naked in the bg

No. 621591

>>621586
It’s okay, anon, I sent my mom meow because i talk like a fucking retard with my friends and I still feel like a fucking embarrassment.

No. 621592

>>621578
I mean sperg is short for aspergers and if he has severe autism then that's not even aspergers… so technically lol. Guess it's all a spectrum though, so they say.

No. 621593

I love rubbing in how much male attention I get in my friend's face even though I'm not straight. Though having a moonface that looks like it was bashed in by a frying pan doesn't help her out much either.

No. 621595

>>621593
Are you the anon with the roommate?

No. 621599

>>621593
Pathetic bait

No. 621603

An acquaintance and I started joking about how it would look if Tellytubbies was set in the Nier universe, so I started writing down a scenario as a joke.
Somehow I ended up in this sort of stream of consciousness writing where I just kept going for an hour until I realized I had ended up writing a couple of pages long Tellytubby fanfic.
I hate myself for this because I have been trying to write something substantial out of all the story ideas and maps I have written down without much avail for a couple of years now, and then I shit out this without any hesitation.
And the worst part is?

It's actually pretty good

No. 621605

>>621593
I'm not straight, can't imagine enjoying male attention. A guy chatted me up randomly on the street a few months back and I still think back to how gross he was

No. 621607

>>621605
I don't enjoy it but it's fun to see my friend seethe.

No. 621619

>>621593
welcome back, footface

No. 621644

>>621551
I wish neetlita posted more, I need that fresh milk, anon.

No. 621675

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I’ve probably spent at least $2k+ of my unemployment money on squishies. Still gonna buy more. They’re so useless but so fucking cute

No. 621681

>>621675
do you just collect them luna slater style? or are there actual uses for them? i never saw the reason for a mass amount of useless things

No. 621693

>>621681
At this point, I’m kinda at the point where I’m hoarding them. Although, they’re not filthy like lunas lol. They’re all kept in boxes in their original packaging and I don’t really touch them except occasionally when I squish or admire them. Other than that, they don’t really serve any utility except maybe being a collectors item.

No. 621718

>>621693
at least you take care of them then, kinda cute ngl

No. 621737

I'm a straight female but I pretty much exclusively watch gay porn. Straight and lesbian porn is so clearly catered towards men it turns me off immediately, I like watching gay porn because I love actually hearing the men moan and stuff.

No. 621745

>>621693
not to be a creep but do you mind posting some of your collection? I love looking at things people hoard but maintain like collectibles

No. 621756

I was supposed to go visit an online friend I have known over 15 years early next year. I was going to stay with him and his wife who I have become friendly with over the years. I would never do it in a million years but I have fantasized about kissing him so many times if we ever met.

No. 621760

I joined a famous YT-snowflake‘s art contest to show what a queerbaiting person she is. I was one of the winners. x)

No. 621763

>>621760
>x)
If you're going to use emotes, atleast use the cute ones. Who was the yt-er?

No. 621764

>>621763
Sorry to have triggered half lolcow, it‘s 3 am haha.
Our fast fashion hating rainbow not shooping her pics pixielocks.

No. 621765

>>621013
>>621032

lol, it's Jimincel. He's busted, but i still love him, because he's cute and a good dancer. I also like that he acts gay with Junglebook, because i'm into Yaoi.

No. 621773

>>621765
cringe

No. 621777

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>>621745
Here you go anon! It’s my food squishy collection.

No. 621782

>>621777
Nta but do you really never open them? Is there resale value? No judging they are cute as hell and I wish I could justify buying some for myself. Also I am hungry now kek

No. 621792

>>621777
That's cute but I wouldn't be able to look at it without instantly craving some melon pan or dorayaki or something. Actually I want the cheesecake now. Those packages are too real.

No. 621793

>>621782
I do open some of them, and repackage them in some cellophane packaging so I can squish them without worrying about ruining the original packaging or the actual squishy itself (depending on how much I like the texture). If it’s not slow rising enough, I keep it as is and just admire it. I like the crispy sounds that the packaging makes. Some of the older popular squishies do have resale value like the jumbo chocolate cake at the middle left corner of the photo can go for $50, or one of the older small buns can also go for $50. I’ve seen some mini cheesecakes can go for up to $100.

No. 621796

>>621792
I bought them because they looked good enough to eat lol. You should get the cheesecake! It’s super slow rising and soft. It’s made by ibloom. Be warned tho, there is a bread scent they put on it that might be a little off-putting at first.

No. 621799

>>621793
Do you happen to be autistic

No. 621800

>>621796
how much do you pay for this urethane foam crap anyway?

No. 621809

>>621799
Idk? I’m just following what other squishy you tubers do

No. 621831

>>621494
That doesn't even make any fucking sense. "I work at an icecream parlour but it's too demanding and I want to work as a barista?" Tell me whats the fucking difference?

No. 621833

>>621831
nta working at an ice cream parlor and at an office are two different things…kek. Some people like the relaxed nature of cafe's and like going in knowing what will be expected of you throughout the day with very little room for error.

No. 621834

>>621831
I’m not the original anon, I just replied to her but why are you so aggro kek

No. 621835

>>621777
God I love autistic posts like this

No. 621854

I had a threeway a while back when I was drunk and then the next day I peed out a condom. Now I’m afraid I might be pregnant.

No. 621870

>>621833
there's no relaxed feeling on that side of the counter.

No. 621878

>>621854
>I peed out a condom.
Anon what the hell

No. 621881

>>621878
Well okay it fell out while I was peeing. I know that’s not how it works

No. 621883

can’t tell if i’m finally outgrowing this site after 5 years, or if the quality of the average post has just become so low that it feels like a chore to catch up on the handful of threads i still read. it’s kinda sad. i’m sure i’ll keep checking in the future but something about the overall environment here feels the same as pretty much every other social media platform now.

No. 621888

I get real drunk once a month and most my opinions in like 40 threads. I usually am an un popular opinion person or I post a joke that nobody but I will laugh at. I get yelled at a lot. But I always sage!

I just have terrible humor and I can't help it which is why I inly drunk post so I am so sorry anons

I think I did around 20 posts tonight and only had one yell at me. And one ate my tinfoil so I am on fire

No. 621976

>>621883
>something about the overall environment here feels the same as pretty much every other social media platform now.

Do you not feel like this is kind of true of everywhere online now though? I feel like the internet as a whole is much more monolithic now than even like 5-6 years ago.

No. 622016

I gained like 5kg because of happy relationship. Can’t help but think it’s time to break up.

No. 622020

>>621854
Well you know what you have to buy and the sooner the better.
Be more careful in the future with your alcohol consumption.

No. 622027

>>622016
Call me dumb but I've never understood that type of gain, like what's the process behind it? Lots of date nights with meals?

No. 622033

>>622020
Nevermind I just got my period. I wasn’t really even that drunk , because I didn’t feel hungover in the morning. I don’t regret it or feel bad or anything.

No. 622034

In my thirties and I still love kids toys. I've been telling myself I need to stop buying them but I went into a local discount store today (just to buy a jar of coffee) and they had stocked one of my weaknesses at a really good price.. I bought 5.

I dunno, I pay my mortgage on time and otherwise function like a normal adult. Maybe my tardo collecting is ok?

No. 622043

>>622027
datenights with "fun" but unhealthy meals and eating portions as big as your partner (men can usually eat more than we do)

No. 622045

>>622016
So just watch what and how much you eat, go for the healthier/less calorific options when possible and don't/limit the intake of liquid calories. Don't break up a perfectly good relationship over easily fixable weight gain.

No. 622063

>>622034
it is okay! fuck anyone who tries to tell you otherwise

No. 622089

>>622027
Not OP but when I initially gained a bit with my partner it was because I was eating out (date nights) and fixing yummy meals for him and indulging in them myself. Suddenly that extra bit of cuddle time in the morning and evening became more important and appealing to me than strapping on my gear and going for runs where I'd proceed to be sweaty and self-conscious.

I know not everyone gains weight in relationships but for me it was easy for the pounds to tack on. Even easier when my job became stressful and my ex started to make me very unhappy. Food became a sole comfort, and then I felt I didn't want to look good for anybody, not even myself.

No. 622135

>>622027
Also nayrt but I agree with the other anons, eating regularly with another person tends to make me copy their portion size but I have a smaller frame and PCOS so I generally need to eat less than most people. I just feel so comfortable with my bf that I don't stress about all the little snacks he feeds me until they start adding up and my clothes get tight.

I wouldn't break up with someone over it unless they're pressuring you to eat more and shaming you for being "wasteful" by not finishing your plate, I've experienced that too.

No. 622190

I am the other woman to a 55 year old man. I am 21 and I am so in love with him, he is smart and solvent and so freaking hot (mads kinda hot). I wish he loved me as much as he likes just having sex.

No. 622195

>>622190
We're the same age and I just don't think I could find a 55 year old hot…I really want to know what he looks like.

No. 622225

>>622190
Damn anon you're living the life I lowkey want to live and I do hate myself for wanting to live it

No. 622238

>>622190
How did you two meet?

I used to think that mens dicks probably stopped working at around 50, I miss the days when I thought that lol

No. 622240

>>622190
Hot, anon.

I'm really, really sorry about the lack of emotional reciprocation, though. You should probably head out before you get even more attached and hurt.

No. 622241

>>622190
you should probably stop seeing him so you can go and experience a wholesome relationship with someone your age…
being the other woman to any man, you end up resenting him for never reciprocating, and the fact that he wants to have his cake and eat it too.

No. 622255

>>622190
Pathetic

No. 622472

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My friend comes into our group chat (or to us indiviually, probably) every couple of days complaining about guys she's talking to on dating apps. Today, she came in talking about a guy who tried to mansplain her how birth control works, and another of our friends asked her where she keeps finding all these trash ass dudes at, and she said "they just exist."
She's not entirely wrong, but I don't have the heart to tell her she just bad at choosing men. Not saying that any of us in the group are amazing at it, but I am considering telling her to go back to the guy who wasn't an asshole but was awful at sex just so I don't have to hear about the men of POF anymore. I guess the confession part of this is that it's lowkey an ego boost seeing that she can't talk to a guy for more than a week, and I've been talking to the same guy for months, though it means nothing since we're not dating, so this entire post is just stupid and petty

No. 622544

All of the posts about ghosts in the lolcow inn thread is making me nostalgic for when I was a child and wanted to be a ghost bride, like a freaky ass ghost chick in a wedding dress going around and scaring everyone

No. 622584

>>622544
have your ghost wedding there! i'd go.

No. 622601

A part of me oddly likes Tomi Lahren because she’s one of the few alt right thots who isn’t a total pick me and I love how she triggers the scrotes from the alt right. I would stan her but I still remember that she’s a terrible person.

No. 622602

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>>622601
I don't like her for obvious reason, but I loved it when her defense of abortion triggered her male peers.

No. 622636

>>622602
yes the scrotes outraged reaction to this was hilarious

No. 622667

>>621482
Vaush is no catch but she's an ugly goblina compared to him who at least seems to groom a bit.

No. 622695

>>621854
Finnanon is that you?

No. 622704

I keep seeing Timothee Chalamet in my dreams. I'm not even into men and not a big fan of his IRL.

No. 622719

I pick my brothers take out bags out of the garbage and eat the leftovers sometimes.
Blazin' Hot wings are just too hot though.

I just wish he would put them in the fridge to eat later like a normal person.

No. 622723

>>622719
>like a normal person.
Says the lady who's eating people's garbage food.

No. 622770

>>621854
Wasn't that the plot for an episode of Broad City

No. 622773

>>622704
pretty sure thats called a nightmare

No. 622780

I really like the look of sfw furry art and would love to draw some of my own, but I've only done so in secret and have never told anyone I like the style because of how ruthless people are towards furries, regardless of whether they're the gross diaper-wearing fetish furries or sfw furries that just think the look of cartoon anthro animals and the detailed and colorful fursuits people craft are cool. I've only told one person, my friend a few years ago, and he made fun of me and said I was cringy, even though I don't at all consider myself a furry. Is it really that bad? I'm completely and only talking about sfw, cute or cool furry art, not the fetish side of the fandom.

No. 622783

>>622780
Draw whatever you want! I really don't think it's a big deal. If my friend told me that I would just find it funny/cute

No. 622823

>>622723
It was still in the packaging and not even close to touching anything else…

It's just really annoying how he'll decide he's not hungry anymore and just immediately go to throwing it away even if there's still good stuff left. He doesn't even put it in the correct bin with the rest of the food scraps for compost.

No. 622842

>>622704
what does he do in your dreams anon? the inquiring mind wants to know

No. 622953

>>622695
I will neither confirm or deny.

No. 622967

I ship my twin F/M characters out of crippling loneliness and it's stopping me from writing properly. It's not for the fluff, it's a shit coping mechanism for them and for me.

No. 622981

I wish so badly that I could get into some drama or find out someone secretly hates me, I have no idea why. Probably because I don't have any friends and am extremely reserved online. I don't want to be a fullblown cow, I just want to fight!!

No. 623012

>>622953
stop being an attention whore and seek psychiatric treatment, I don't know how you're not getting that nobody likes you and everyone finds you annoying

No. 623015

>>622981
Just say something stupid or contrarian in any thread and you can rile up anyone on this site kek. You don't even have to believe what you're saying.

No. 623032

>>623012
I’m sorry you are so hurt </3

No. 623060

>>623032
>>622981
Anons like you are the reason I'm convinced that 90% of people here are underage

No. 623063

>>623060
I’m 20+ but go live in your priviliged virgin bubble queen

No. 623066

>>623012
I think people are larping as her at this point tbh. Neetlita too.

No. 623076

>>623060
I'm >>622981 and I'm actually a 25 year old ill-adjusted hag with a boring office job that allows me to shitpost online all day

No. 623091

If I have even a minor unresolved grievance against someone I’ll google their name every once and a while hoping to find their obituary. I have found one so far

No. 623129

>>623091
? Bitch are you 75

No. 623170

I wear hijab (by choice) and honestly with certain people I just don't give a shit if they accidentally see me without my scarf. If I'm sitting in my backyard, people can easily see me with my scarf off and in a weird way as long as they don't know me personally, I just don't give a shit. Today I was out getting my mail and as soon as I stepped out for one second the UPS guy was walking up with my package. I'm not going to run into the house screaming 'DON'T LOOK', i literally just walked up to him, said thank you, took it, and went inside and thought "woops". This is totally not allowed kek but whatever.

No. 623187

>>623170
I did not expect there to be hijabis on this degenerate site

No. 623214

>>623129
Maybe she lives in meth country?

No. 623217

>>623129
Not everyone dies of old age, lmao.

No. 623219

>>623217
Ya know what I prefer to believe that anon is a wizened elder who has hedged her bets on outlasting everyone else in a tontine.

No. 623220

>>623170
Why though

No. 623236

>>623170
Why are you wearing it if it's not for religious reasons? Just wondering

No. 623241

>>623236
it is for religious reasons lol. I'm just not very religious and to the books I guess. I know it's wrong I just don't give enough of a shit I guess.

>>623187
I've seen anons in the past mention wearing one. We're equally as capable of being de-generates, believe me.

No. 623243

>>623241
hence me for some reason spelling degenerate as de-generate.

No. 623250

A friend moved into my college class today and asked if there was any drama with the people in it that she should know about. I said "there's been some arguments but nothing milky." This site has kinda ruined me, I'll be calling peoe anon soon

No. 623274

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I dont understand why this stupid scrote ive been talking to wont fuck me . Dude. What is with ur shit taste. so i got drunk and downloaded tinder. If everything goes according to plan i wil fuck tokorrow evening. I haven’t had sex in 3 years

Also a part of me believes no one will ever love me because i was raped and am a failure, that i lack the qualifications to be loved.

No. 623283

>>623274
You’re not a failure and you deserve to be loved, anon. Take care of yourself, whether that’s fucking a rando or laying it out for said scrote.

No. 623325

>>623283
NTA but this post is the perfect mix of wholesome and bitchy at once. Also I agree, tho I think anon shouldn't conflate sex with love. Love is more about caring about the humanity and wellbeing of a person rather than bangin' them, though anon also deserves both types of "love" if that's what she wants.

Good luck anon and stay safe if you end up meeting strange guys. Make sure you tell someone where you are and have an escape planned if the guy is weird.

No. 623388

I want to draw my horny bi ships but Im afraid of people coming after me for it for some mundane reason kek

No. 623393

>>623388
I'd say you're being paranoid but I've seen several artists I follow get "called out" for objectively innocuous shit recently so maybe just draw them for yourself and show them in an old sketchbook.

No. 623400

I find Family Guy to be unironically funny.

No. 623401

>>623400
me too. i liked it a lot in elementary but even now when in episode is on theyre pretty funny still

No. 623405

>>623400
The older episodes are alright.
I find the earlier seasons of South Park to also be super funny. I miss Jesus and Pals

No. 623426

>>623400
yeah same. i do wish they would ditch the story lines based off non fictional events, i find them really boring

No. 623494

I ALWAYS THINK MY SUBMISSIONS TO THE DRESS UP GAME THREAD ARE THE PRETTIEST

No. 623521

>>623494
Lmao same. Everyone else always puts too much stuff on their avatar or gives them the worst hairstyles or facial expressions.

No. 623559

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I bought these and look forward to fucking wearing them.

No. 623565

>>623559
They look sick as hell!!

No. 623566

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>>623559

where did you get these anon? I wanna buy these shoes from Koi Footwear so bad and although I can afford them I dont know what I'd style them with other than my black fringe cowboy shirt

No. 623569

>>623566
I got them from dollskill, hence the shame and posting it here in confession thread. But they were on sale. They are Y.R.U brand which is kiiind of expensive but I saw them and couldn't resist.

Just search space cowgirl on dollskill

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>>623569
omg, the boots on there are so cute. i wish i had money.

No. 623573

>>623566
These are cute as hell! Koi Footwear is pretty good too.

No. 623598

Is it ugly ass shoes day??

No. 623643

>>623598
Yes bitch that's why we're in the confessions thread, fuck outta here

No. 623650

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>>623598
zomg ballz guys i love these

No. 623660

>>623650
those are some ugly ass shoes indeed

No. 623663

>>623650
These ankle boots look like shit on everyone, congrats your legs to look stumpy and fat

No. 623712

I’m only losing weight because I wanna get laid lol

No. 623720

It's so annoying having to swallow a lot of words and just move on from a bad situation. It feels awful thinking a person that caused you so much pain and did so many awful things will be able to use you as a learning experience and probably become better for it. Meanwhile you're left to pick up the pieces you lost for some pricks character development. I think this is where a lot of my anger stems from and there's no cure but accepting it. I guess assholes get all the fun

No. 623765

I’ve just turned 24, virgin in all meanings of the word, never had a relationship before. Don’t mean to throw a pity party for myself. I have suffered with my mental health for years, I am terrified for my future.

No. 623777

>>623765
Happy late birthday! Right now, all you can do is worry about the present, and in the present you need professional help. It's so worth it if you can afford it. Imagine who you could be once the agonizing pressure of mental illness is even somewhat lifted. I believe in you and I know you can be a better person anon.

Also, it's not necessarily bad to be a virign as an adult! Take your time.

No. 623788

>>623777
Thank you for your kind words, I was anxious than I may have sounded whiny. Have a lovely day, kind anon!

No. 623795

so horny ive been getting the impulse to shove my butt into strangers like a fuckin cat in heat help mEEE

No. 623801

I'm still in love with my ex, even though we broke up over a year ago and were only together a matter of months. I don't know how to get over him. he wanted to be friends after we broke up but I decided to block him because I knew I would never get over him if I still talked to him. that was last November and I still haven't gotten over him yet. sometimes I drive by his work (we work in the same part of town) and I always look to see if his car is outside, and sometimes I have this fantasy of going in and talking to him. ugh

No. 623802

I always shot for gives put of my league just incase I get lucky and he has low standards or isnt aware of how attractive he is. The key is also to never let the guy know hes attractive.

No. 623860

>>623802
NORMALIZE NEGGING MALES

No. 623869

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i like to make people angry when im in a bad mood, it genuinely elates me, completely reverses it like i transferred all my bad energy to them. i used to grief hardcore on MMOs/MOBAs but they shut that shit down too fast nowadays. this place is the next best thing because so many posters here are hair-trigger ragers to a spitting autistic degree over the most mundane shit imaginable. when i get a response to my post full of seething rage at all of these things some psycho-chan assumed from what i said, it's like watching a comedy routine or something. probably sociopathic of me to feel this way….

No. 623874

>>623869
Not really sociopathic, just a bit childish.

No. 623876

>>623869
Immature at best. I’m sorry you’re not getting the attention elsewhere anon.

No. 623877

>>623874
Anon thinks she's ~so evul~ for doing what every 13 year old does on the internet kek

No. 623880

>>623869
I know who you are

And I know what you did

No. 623882

Kinda wanna go full Normie

No. 623888

>>615945
I'm still fantasizing about my husbando anons I love my bf so much he deserves better I hope I can stop daydreaming when I stop being trapped inside my house. If emojis weren't a bannable offense I would use the crying one

No. 623891

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>>623888
Sometimes I cry thinking about how my husbandos aren't real. My bf accepts this authentic part of me, which is really nice.

No. 623903

I need to get this off my chest so bare with me.
I keep thinking back to Ishiguro‘s novel Never Let Me Go once a week, at least. I remember Kathy and her friends and almost cried at work today thinking about her and the whole book was just a love letter to life, brb crying.

No. 623918

>>623903
It's such a good book

No. 623930

>>623882
Me too anon
Spending time with my normie friends is such a breath of fresh hair. It’s kinda mean to say but it’s nice to talk to people who have their life together and aren’t mentally ill weebs/Lolita’s/cosplayers.

No. 623946

I don't trust my male bff as much as I trust my female friends who I'm not as close with. I have a really hard time trusting men and this guy used to watch porn which is something not all men do, and he did this while hearing me talk about how cruel women on it are treated and we've both mocked and felt disgust at people that indulge in it. I'm glad I've never trusted him entirely and yes he means a lot to me and I mean a lot to him but I will never be able to trust him completely, not only because of the porn thing but because he's a male.
I feel a bit bad about this, I'm not planning on ending our friendship, I would never do that, he's a great person besides this and everyone has their own flaws, but again, I have a very hard time trusting men in general and I feel bad not being able to trust my bff as much as I should

No. 623951

>>623891
Ntayrt, but i wish my husbando was real as well, anon, and i also would like to know where to get a pillow like that.

No. 623954

i feel like a dirtbag getting this off my chest, but i saw my girlfriend yesterday after a few weeks and although i had a lovely date with her and seeing her smile today totally eased any other worries i've had about our relationship lately, shes gained quite a bit of weight and i don't know how i feel about it.
we're both shorter girls so weight shows on us easily to begin with, and both have gone through some life changes lately so i guess her fluctuation may be because of that (and she's aware of it) but seeing it in person was just kind of jarring; even worse she has a history of ED so its very touchy and i don't know how to handle it with care.

No. 623959

>>623946
Every male friend I had let me down because they just ended up wanting to fuck me, even if they had a girlfriend.

No. 623969

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>>623325
>>623325
Thanks for looking out for me anons. I had a wild ride this evening. It’s so difficult when ur horny and lonely not to conflate sex with love but now ive actually had sex it takes the edge of it? Anyway i
> rimmed someone for the first time
> golden shower.
> try to drink pee
> pee is way too salty
> laugh and spit out pee

Now what im older i can communicate way more easily about what i want so it feels sex like sex is more fun. Im officially at “wall” age but i look and feel so much better than i did as a teen (it helps that im petite and on top of that i lost 5kg during covid).

>>623946
This is of the most heartbreaking things of trying to date scrotes. Im EXTREMELY sex positive if that wasnt obvious. But despite it being well known that exploitation and abuse of women is so widespread in the porn industry scrotes will do anything to defend their porn habit.

>>623903
One of my faves. Ishiguro at his best!

No. 623983

I don't mind that parents are being given extra time off at my company. I don't have kids. I've been making myself the go-to gap closer for when coworkers can't finish their assignments due to kid stuff, and it's really been paying off. A coworker of mine is in the same role as me but she is a mom. Her taking so many of the days off ended up making our managers change their minds about promoting her, opening it up to yours truly. I am even taking her spot in this week long training thing they do in October (which I realize sounds boring but it's really cool, will help me in this role and future roles, and they pay for everything). I can acknowledge that this is totally fucked up, but I also don't care.

No. 623987

>>623891
VR husbandos are coming.

No. 624011

>>623954
this is the confession thread so i won't judge your feelings but you did end it with "i don' know how to handle it with care" so here's my 2c:
fucking don't, holy shit. don't talk about it. if she's had an ED she's probably torturing herself over it, or is at least painfully aware. why do you need to talk about it on top of that?

No. 624016

>>615945
Ive been in a long distance relationship for the last (almost) 3 years and my family judges me for it but little do they know, not only do I love him but hes also my escape from them

No. 624021

some loser online was obsessed with me for ages and she bragged to my pal about vandalising someone’s house, so i phoned in an anonymous tip with the details she gave.

no idea if she was ever in trouble for it (i somehow doubt it). i know if she ever got a record for it, she couldn’t get her dream job, kek what a dumbass

i don’t feel guilty at all and i plan to do worse as her humblebrags continue

No. 624022

>>623954
I agree with the other anon. Don’t say anything it’s totally happy unnecessary and she’s probably already trying to get it under control.

The other day my bf told me I was getting fatter and although I lost some weight, I’m too stressed right now to keep it off. Just vote your tongue don’t be a dick.

No. 624045

>>623720

Hey, at least if you manage to swallow your words and then move on you can come out fine and rise above the situation. Don't let them take something away from you by dwelling on it thinking of what you could've said or done, if you let it weigh you down then they're getting even more out of it by what you're thinking.

No. 624062

I feel so thankful I don't have big gums that it feels hateful

No. 624076

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>>624062
I couldn't agree more anon

No. 624088

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I’m glad i’m good looking because my personality is garbage and I have no sociql skills.

No. 624147

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The only reason why I follow that pick-me cow on /snow/'s thread is to read her comic. Just something about it makes me want to know what's next.
Reminds me of my life me

No. 624160

>>624147
you're talking about gimpgirl? I actually like her art but it's wasted on her rotten personality and intent. there's even a few good quips and bits in there, but knowing who's writing it (I liked the page where death appeared) bastardizes anything amusing about it

No. 624201

I’m knowingly nursing an eating disorder so I can be skinni again. Honestly idk what the diff is between this shit and “intermittent fasting”.
Also I don’t understand getting spooky I just want to be hot. I’m trash!

No. 624210

>>624201
Same, it's been a decade since i last tried to eat only once and move a lot. I am a fat fuck though, i deserve this so i can be healthy.

No. 624225

>>624147
same tho. it baffles me the dichotomy of the rest of her appearance/online presence and this cutesy light shoujo comic. she'd be honestly successful if she put it on a webtoon type site and gave up the aggressive pickmeism.

No. 624391

>>624201
ah, same. i was a scary anachan in my teens, but recovered and got really fat. i stayed recovered until i dropped 20lbs super fast recently because of a depressive episode and it's set me off again. i feel semi-pretty for the first time in a long time. like you, i don't want to be spooky but i do want to be hot.
i'm about to go on paroxetine though so fuck knows how that'll affect my body

No. 624395

>>624201
I do periods of intermittent fasting but I'm average BMI and don't consider myself to have an eating disorder. What is the difference? Is temporarily refraining from food all it takes to be considered eating disordered?

No. 624397

>>624395
It would probably be considered "disordered eating" which most people do to some extent.

No. 624409

>>624395
There is a huge difference. People who think IF = ED are likely fatties who can't control themselves around food.

No. 624412

>>624395
i feel like there's a difference between fasting for health/fitness/religious reasons and fasting cause you have a mental illness that tells you you need to starve yourself cause you're fat.

No. 624416

>>624088
Same tbh

No. 624418

>>624409
Nah. Fat HAES types are too busy reeeeing about dieting full stop, not specifically IF. People who think IF=ED are usually people with EDs or had EDs, and can clearly see behavioral similarities between the two. They aren't wrong tbh but the similarities are in the eating habits and not necessarily in the mindset, which is the main difference between whether it's mentally healthy or disordered.

No. 624421

Sometimes I feel kind of awkward when something I post isn’t as funny as how I thought it was.

No. 624447

Why can men make tweets about beating women but I can't make a silly tweet about men killing themselves

No. 624450

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People who say "finna" are retarded and I hate them

No. 624454

I had a trans phase for the entirety of high school and I wore a binder all the time. It's been years since I identified as trans and yet I still absolutely love the sensation of a binder. I have two pairs of sports bras that compress my chest really nicely (while still showing the form of cleavage) and although I've only got like 34 Cs (I think?? I always forget my size and always go for small/medium/large sizing like in sports bras and bralettes) I still kinda wish I could have them reduced so I can be braless and free. I want little casual titties, and preferably perky

No. 624455

>>624447
neither should be allowed.

No. 624458

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I was a bully in grade 5. There was a girl who was a little slow and very naive in my class, her parents are divorced and she lived with her dad and older brother. The teacher told me to help her with homework. She would come to my house every week and i would be mean to her many times. She was bad at math and i got angry and yell at her, I didn’t touch or hit her tho. Then in grade 6, me and her went to different classes and some girls at the new class took advantage of her, they took her money and stuff, i found out about that and told her to stop hanging out with them. After a while I didn’t see her at school anymore. I feel so bad and i want to cry whenever i think about her, she was just like a puppy that need to be taken care more and she deserved better. I guess i got my karma when i was bullied in grade 11 and it was worse lol. I deserved that. I hope she’s doing fine and someone is looking after her.

No. 624459

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>>624447
I find it funny as hell, but hey, men can't take what they dish out kek

No. 624461

>>624459
KEK that tweet always makes me laugh without fail

No. 624485

>>624210
Lol it happens. I’m average/thin but I carry weight shitty and I’m getting older so I want to avoid that happening.

>>624391
I was bordering on looking anachan as a teenager too, but I genuinely just had an insane metabolism. I never thought about food or nutrition EVER. I miss that sm. I gained quite a bit after, putting me in a normal BMI range, but I want to get to somewhere inbetween; clothes look better and I feel better!

>>624395
>>624397
>>624412
>>624418
Idk diets always struck me as thinly veiled socially acceptable EDs. I guess bc I grew up never thinking about this shit, calorie counting and IF strike me as obsessive behavior. EDs can be present while being average/overweight, right??
… tbh the mere fact I can’t fathom why someone would/could get Eugenia skinny is probably a sign that I don’t have a true ED.

No. 624487

>>624454
>little casual titties
lol anon. I have small, perky, attractive breasts but they’re just low-set on my body. I look so gross in anything strapless bc of it and it pisses me off! I looked into a breast lift, but that’s for people with boobs that are flopped over and sad. It’s so annoying! Copy/paste my tits higher goddammit!

No. 624504

>>624487
This is like the 4th woman I’ve seen complaining about having “low set breasts” in the last 24 hours. All of you have normal boobs, stop being retarded enough to fall for the myth that “normal boobs” begin at your fucking clavicles like bolt-ons. It’s insanity inducing to witness hundreds of anons a day come on here distraught about some completely normal feature of their body that they have convinced themselves makes them unlovable.
One day men are gonna start saying that only women with short toes are hot or some shit and all of y’all will send yourselves into depression over having “hideous, long toes” that are in reality well within the bell-curve of normal.

No. 624506

>>624504
Yep. I'll never forget this fucking post >>>/g/136108 when I see complaints like that lmao, those boobs are what anons think is 'sagging noticeably'. Absolutely ridiculous.

No. 624508

>>624504
Lol it’s just a small gripe anon, I like my body just fine.
But I get where you’re coming from. A male has never noticed/cared, and god help him if one did. Women are far too hard on themselves in an attempt to please a population mainly comprised of violent pedos lacking empathy. Ok, maybe “mainly” is a bit much, but I’m disillusioned w males overall.

No. 624514

>>624506
Oh my god, I'm fuming at that post.

No. 624524

It's the third time today that I masturbate to hot sims

No. 624556

>>624504
All the natural boob shapes need to be normalised somehow lol, people are way too critical about boobs. I follow my brother on twitter and saw he liked an obvious tyranny Of promotion with the tits bolted on at the clavicle. These weird spherical balloon looking monstrosities. Why is it majority of mtf trans always go the overtly sexualised bimbo look I want to revoke their right to masquerade as the opposite sex.

No. 624634

Whenever I ovulate I get so horny it feels near uncontrollable. Like I imagine fucking nearly every man I see or thirsting after any display of testosterone. Pls kill

No. 624654

>>624634
Wow give me some of your horny anon, I'm so jealous. I haven't gotten horny in 8 months.

No. 624679

Nothing shames me more than confessing that my biggest dream is to fall madly in love with someone. And I mean madly, passionately in love. I've had relationships before and while I have definitely loved all my partners, I don't think I've ever felt the eros kind of love for anyone, it's more like all my previous SO's felt like family to me, which in the long run made my relationships feel super weird because there's just so much skinship you can endure when you feel more of a maternal/sisterly/friendly love for someone. For the longest time I thought there was something wrong with me (which granted, chances are there is) or that I was incapable of feeling that way, however I've noticed that when I get really engrossed in let's say a romance novel, I feel things that I have never felt in real life, I feel the whole longing, wishing to be touched and held, getting horny (which I barely ever do) idk I project hard on the protagonist. shit this is so cheesy brb I'm going to throw up

No. 624681

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I've never seen 1917 but when the trailer was playing all the time, I instantly started crushing on the shorter dude and the other day I decided to find out who he was and god dammit it's Tommen from Game of Thrones…
He looks so much better with brown hair and a chunkier/stockier look. Like, that's my type. How tf did he capture it so perfectly??
there's probably a better thread I could put this in but whatever, I'm confessing my love for 1917 short boy

No. 624685


No. 624759

>>624634
Hard relate.

No. 624782

>>624681
He's cute but he looks vaguely similar to a guy I had a crush on in secondary school so I feel kinda embarrassed to say that

No. 624975

>>624679
I know exactly what you mean

No. 624984

i havent sat down and listened to any of kanye's discography beyond pop features/shit on the radio (which i still cant even name) and i dont really ever plan to

No. 625037

i kinda hate receiving public acknowledgement. i got an award for most outstanding student in a vet assisting program i never did the internship for thanks to covid (so…wasted two semesters learning shit i wont use unless i do the internship in summer of 2021) and they wanted my photo to put in their catalog and I just ghosted the fuck out of them because no thanks.
im so dumb, that shit would look good to other schools and jobs and shit but i just am such a fuckin loser i dont want people to see me or think about me. i am setting myself up for failure always

No. 625097

I hate the new pride flag with the black, brown triangle and trans colours. It's the most american shit ever and I wish people wouldn't try to push it onto others. The old/standard flag is fine and hetero people don't give a shit anyway.

No. 625102

>>624679
it's because the modern man on average is underwhelming and boring, and there's a time limit to their charm. The main love interest in romance novels are designed to be intriguing, appealing and most importantly affectionate for the length of the story.

No. 625298

This is some Machiavellian shit but I always regret talking my boyfriend whenever we discuss someone who has cheated or done something wrong to their partner like in a film or if a friend of ours has a breakup, because I'm worried I'm setting up a standard that I can't hold myself to. We have a really healthy LTR so it's not like I'm planning to be a bad girlfriend but I always feel like I'm shooting myself in the foot somehow. I talk a big game about morality and honesty and it scares me that I'll took like a total hypocrite if I ever fuck up, I wish I could erase everything I've ever said so that I can't ever be judged by the same standards.

No. 625344

Outwardly I'm vocally supportive of ~body positivity~ and how you shouldn't let media or misogyny make you feel bad about your weight but god am I glad that I'm skinny.

No. 625352

>>625344
It's objectively easier, it makes sense.

No. 625360

>>625344
Big same I just love being hot

No. 625365

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No. 625372

>>625344
I feel like everyone is like that

No. 625375

>>625344
Big same except for the vocally woke part, glad I'm not a burgerfag

No. 625382

>>625365
Kek you got me

No. 625385

>>625097
I think it's a poetic representation of what's happening IRL. No one cares about gays anymore because they got their rights and snowflakes can't pretend to be gay for oppression points, so actual gay people are being sidelined by troonery and race bait politics.

No. 625631

I love my apartment so much. I love staying at home and doing whatever the fuck I want. Watching stuff, playing games, drawing, taking care of my plants, whatever. I fucking love that I have my own space and don’t live with anyone else. I pretty much never want to go outside. I’ll make plans and stuff with friends but in all honesty I would be happy to be a complete hermit and stay holed up for my entire life if I didn’t have to go to work.

No. 625641

I legit think I'm addicted to cheese. It's to the point where every meal has to involve it, I wanna cut down but fuck. I love cheese.

No. 625645

>>625641
Are you me? I legit did keto just so I could justify putting cheese on everything.

No. 625753

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It’s funny when cows go mad and spam lolcow with retarded selfposting, but there are times in which I just wish the cows would just turn over a new leaf so they could stop being cows, then i see how shitty they are and stop feeling bad for them.

No. 625815

>>625641
this but mayo. I spent my whole life never eating it and then stayed with a vegan family who had some recipes that were a little flavourless and dry. Now I put it on fucking everything and im disgusted with myself every time

No. 625834

>>624975
Reading that legit made me feel better anon, I've honest to god never met anyone who relates
so it kind of made me feel like a weird case

>>625102
makes sense, I honestly don't think I will find a guy that makes me feel that way so I've decided to at the very least find someone who is not a complete pos and just settle for whatever I can find. I honestly wish I liked woman, girls are always better looking than guys or will at last try their best to look good, not to mention the vast majority of the time they are better people, sucks I don't find them sexually appealing

No. 625913

There was a period of time when I was a kid where I would listen to Trapped In the Drive-Thru by Weird Al every single night as I fell asleep.

No. 625947


No. 625963

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I ship Dante/Vergil from the DMC games. I know it's disgusting and problematic because they're twin brothers and usually I'd find that shit off-putting at best but it's the only case where I don't mind.

No. 625966

Sometimes when I'm bored I like to scroll through the comments on momo's instagram and look at the profiles of the commenters who say the most horniest shit.

No. 625967

I want to resign from my job but I hate confrontation so I'm just slacking at my job and hope they'll fire me

No. 625968

>>625963
maybe because they don't act familial in anyway

No. 625969


No. 625970

>>625968
I do find some of their sibling rivalry and shit talking relatable though, but yeah they're really not realistic characters overall.

No. 625981

>>625967
You don't want that in your employment history; resigning doesn't have to be confronational if you don't make it, just give your boss resignation papers, say you've decided to go in a different direction but wish them all the best and that's it.

No. 626017

I'm 25 and this 17 year old clearly has a crush on me and I am starting to crush back and seriously consider having a relationship with her.
I know to some people it won't seem bad, but I am disgusted at myself for being so lonely and desperate I would date with such a huge age gap. I feel like the stereotype of a predatory lesbian.

No. 626019

>>626017
> I know to some people it won't seem bad
Who? Who wouldn't think that's wrong

No. 626022

>>626017
well i mean….
Uh..It could be worse, there are worse lesbians. You could be the 38 year old lesbian who only dates young teens and likes underage girls, i actually knew a lesbian like that and she was so fucking creepy and a lazy piece of shit.
>>626019
You'd be surprised on how normalized it is in society for people to date underage girls.
When i was in high school there was a 22 year old guy who lived in the dorm and he would flirt with all the 15 year old and and 16 year old girls and everyone was okay with that.

No. 626028

>>626017
anon wtf, as someone who was almost in the same thing but I was the minor at 15-16 Im very glad she didnt pick up on it or ignored it since that was a decent gap in maturity

No. 626031

>>626028
Sorry if I alarmed you.
I am so scared of even accidentally grooming her I am very careful with my words and I won't lay a finger on her even like, in a romantic way until she's of age (if she still wants me by then)

Honestly the confession part of it is that my stupid horny lonely brain even CONSIDERS her as a partner. I doubt I formulated my original post that way.
I can platonically crush on her safely though, it's not like I am actually going to do something unless I am willing to torture myself forever with the reminders of my degeneracy.

No. 626032

I feel really guilty about not believing in god. I feel like if I don't, I'm not a good person and I am automatically below believers, which I know is insane, but I just don't and can't believe and I somehow think it would be much better if I did believe. I agree with the message for compassion and doing good. But am I supposed to delude myself into thinking there is some kind of supreme being who created everyone and everything? I always feel uncomfortable around devout christians who talk about god often, like do they really believe that nonsense? Are they little children who can't think? Or am I doomed by god to never feel his presence like they do?

No. 626036

>>626022
When I was 20 I met a girl in a nightclub (drinking age is 18 here) and I went home with her. This club was pretty strict about IDing people but I bumped into her a few months later and she admitted she was 17 and still in secondary school. She was wearing her school uniform that day so she kinda had to tell me..

I was pretty bothered when I found out. She lied and I still felt like shit.

No. 626037

>>626017
Be the adult, anon.

No. 626041

>>626031
Waiting for her to turn 18 is still creepy when you consider that either way there's a 7 year age gap, 18 and 25/26 still isn't right. Try and remember how you were at 18. Leave her to date someone more appropriate anon.

No. 626044

>>626017
Ew, anon. No.

No. 626045

>>626044(topicfag)

No. 626047

>>626041
yeah 1 year or a few months doesn't magically make the situation any better since that gap will move with your age as well

No. 626052

A really unstable girl I knew from my grad program (re: constantly posts online about feeling depressed/anxious/overwhelmed and has an ED) just posted about being placed as a social worker.

It's weird how people with all sorts of fucked up mental issues basically get put in charge of other people with fucked up issues. I know the logic is something like "Oh but they'll be a good fit due to their personal experience!" but I dunno, just seems like an opportunity to introduce personal bias and emotional instability into case management.

No. 626054

>>626052
I'm biased, but I don't think that people having those sorts of issues diminishes someone's ability to be a good social worker/mental health professional. I struggle with those issues and more and want to be a social worker–however, I don't post about it online (barring here sometimes kek) and go to therapy, live healthfully, and work very hard towards recovery and self-love. I think that if you do struggle, you have to endure healing in order to be good at helping others, and if this girl you mention hasn't, then that sucks, and I hope that she does get better before working with others, or at the very least, can separate her own issues from those of her clients.

No. 626074

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i had sex with my bf while he was wearing my underwear and got off to it immensely, but i'm a raging TERF. i think the latter has to do with why it was hot, like humiliating a man felt good

i'm going to hell

No. 626079

>>626074
You sound cringe af but whatever, just remember to lock up your underwear when you’re not home. All it takes is your bf secretly jerking off in them three times and Bam! he troons out.

No. 626085

>>626052
Ive noticed that its always the bullies,psychos and crazys in high school who want to become doctors,psychologists,therapists and teachers.

No. 626088

>get accosted in the lift by a chav
>accuses me of endangering her child by getting in the lift with her
>calls me selfish
>i’m wearing a mask and 1 metre away from her
>says she’s shielding despite being in central london at the train station (which is not shielding)
>is also not wearing a mask
>says i should’ve just waited 30 seconds etc
>i apologise
>she tells me i’m endangering her and her unborn child
>keeps going on and on
>i apolgise again and she just won’t stop
>don’tsayitdontsayitdontsayitdontsayit
>she keeps going. i can’t take anymore

>tell her i’m sorry but i have to to get to work now to pay for her benefits


didn’t have much to say to that

i know it was classist but she was very belligerent and i was already apologetic. also i really hate being talked down to people less educated than me.

No. 626094

>>626088
If this is real, I fully support you and your choice of insult.

I've lived in way too many apartments where the neighbors are constantly pregnant single mothers and they would expect me to go out of my way to hold the main entrance door open for them and their kids… wouldn't be a problem if they weren't throwing parties and telling me to fuck the previous night. Lovely free apartment and no work in the morning, must be nice.

No. 626097

>>626094
No sympathy for council house mothers i’m afraid. Try working for a living lmao

No. 626099

>>626085
Noticed this too anon. The craziest people always gravitate towards positions of power, especially when that position obscures the fact they're a shit human.

>>626088
Kek. Based anon. Aside from the pandemic itself (obviously), the worst thing to come out with all the social distancing is the hordes of low IQ sheeple regurgitating media buzzwords because it gives them an excuse to impose their "authority" over other people.

No. 626121

I think my high school crush completely fucked up my preferences because all my other crushes after him look the same. From height, facial structure, and body, I can only find one type attractive. Literally nothing else does it for me unless he looks like my high school crush.

No. 626137

This is a really fucked up confession anons.

When I was like 9 or 10, I was babysitting my cousin's niece. IDK what happened but I decided to crawl on my hands and knees and growl like a tiger….

Then I started pawing at her and actually bit her cheek until she started crying really hard. I mean so hard she couldn't breath.

I immediately started to calm her down. I didn't bite hard enough to leave a mark.

Fast forward years later, I'm apparently her favorite I mean she absolutely loves me and even called me mom and said she wishes I were her mom (because her real mom is an absolute waste-of-space drunk slut).

I'm glad she doesn't remember hahahah. But I really dunno what the fuck caused me to do that shit other than the feral side of being a human took over.

No. 626152

>>626137
>babysitting at 9-10 years old
Damn anon, it sounds like you were just being a retarded kid. You didn't rape or abuse anyone. Your family is super irresponsible for even letting you babysit at that age.

No. 626154

>>626137
Lol anon it’s not that bad. I used to be a biter, I bit my little brother constantly and made the little bitch cry. It wasn’t out of sibling jealousy, clamping your teeth down on flesh just feels good, it’s instinctual and satisfying, kids end up biting too hard because it just feels good and they lack impulse control. I only stop because my parents started beating my ass for griefing my brother so. He doesn’t hold it against me llol

No. 626183

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When I was 13 I was a typical obnoxious teenage weeb with omgsorandom humor. I had this best friend who went to the same school and she had the same sort of humor. I liked to draw (and was fairly good at it for a 13 year old) and for some reason we thought it was absolutely hilarious to sneak explicit tentacle hentai drawn by me into the backpack of this shy boy in our class.
I still feel bad about it sometimes, that poor guy probably thought there was something seriously wrong with us. Which I guess there was. It's a decade ago and I can laugh about it now but it still kinda bothers me too, I wish I could've told teenage me how not ok some things were.
A few years later the friendship ended in part because she felt weird about it after I told her I liked girls, lol. Don't know what she expected.

My mom ended up finding one of the drawings in my bag too, which was to date one of the most awkward moments I've had with my parents. Imagine discovering tentacle porn featuring a big titty anime girl that was obviously drawn by your daughter in her school bag.

No. 626191

>>626183
Peak 13 yo weeb humor, did your mom at least commend you on your artistic skills? My mom found plenty of gay butt sex drawings but she figured drawing anime sex means I’m not out getting pregnant.

No. 626192

>>626137
Maybe she remembers but thinks you're cool and adventurous for it? Gotta say, when I was a kid I liked bigger kids and grownups who would include me and level with me even at my expense over those who I felt were overprotective and condescending because they just weren't as fun or interesting.

No. 626209

>>626137
Kids should not be trusted with younger kids lol. This reminds me of a time I was babysitting my nephew when I was in the third grade. I had to change his diaper and I had no idea how to do it so I just took it off of him and set it on the floor as a start. I was trying to figure everything out with the wipes and baby powder and getting a new diaper ect. when the fucking dog came out of nowhere and started eating out of the diaper. Idk why I didn't throw it away asap but I was a dumb kid.
Anyways I started freaking out and I was trying to restrain the dog and lock it up so it would stop bothering me, meanwhile my nephew was crawling around and getting his shit-booty everywhere and laughing like it was some sort of game. It was a nightmare to deal with. I obviously did not do a very good job cleaning up because my mom came home and was absolutely livid. She kicked my ass in front of him

No. 626225

>>626183
>Imagine discovering tentacle porn featuring a big titty anime girl that was obviously drawn by your daughter in her school bag.
Holy shit this happened to me too, my mom straight up just cried because she was so confused

No. 626256

>>626225
I am ROLLING at this. I’m so glad this kind of shit happened to more people. At like 11 I drew two naked girls dryhumping eachother and my mom lost it. I look back and think it’s hilarious, albeit humiliating at the time.

No. 626460

>>626183
I used to bully a guy in high school too and recently he started talking to me on fb, we somehow ended up talking about kinks and he confessed to me that he had a femdom fetish and i was the cause of it. The poor shy guy probably has a weird fetish too now, probably of girls sneaking weird things into his bag.

No. 626479

>>626183
I remember having a huge ass folder with a bunch of kawiwi androgynous guys in a body pillow type of pose, I used to draw myself as an anime guy as well, so it was mostly androgynous me posing with whatever I considered fashionable at the moment.
I think my parents found my stuff at one point, because they know I’m a retard who can’t handle confrontation and stress, my mom would suddenly lecture me out of the blue like, I could be having breakfast with her in a room, and she would suddenly start talking to me about how shitty is it like to be gay and such.
It was so awkward I still want to die.

No. 626481

>>626183
>>626225
>>626256
>>626479
Holy shit, this was one of my greatest nightmares as an overly horny teen artist. Can't believe it happened to some poor souls out there.
F for your younger selves.

No. 626502

>>626481
Me and my friends in 6th grade were drawfags and instead of writing notes, we would each make a comic page and pass it to the next friend, who would make the next page, and we’d continue on. Four of us. Of course we thought they were hilarious. Just stacks of paper of demented, badly drawn anime caricatures of ourselves being absolutely demonic and perverted. Well, one of our friends apparently started keeping them and arranging them in order in a binder. We all had a falling out with her because she was a compulsive liar and then she showed our 7th grade comic pages about the older high schoolers we had crushes on with said high schoolers. Humiliation. I vaguely recall that our other friend had continued upon my comic strip about being in the same room with the guy I liked with a drawing of her in the doorway spraying febreeze and with a voice bubble that said “it smells like sex in here.”

No. 626549

>>626183
I kept all my porn drawings folded into the cover slip of an AC/DC cd case but I’ve heard horror stories about my friend’s mom finding her early erotic art

No. 626672

>>626183
When I was 13, I found a flip book my older brother had drawn of a big tiddied anime girl getting fucked by a human-sized tyrannosaurus. He clearly put a lot of time into it. 13 year old me was so shocked lol.

No. 626771

I've been feeling really guilty about the porn I used to watch as a kid. I understand that porn warps your brain and doesn't necessarily make you a bad person for having an addiction but I still sometimes get wet dreams about it and sometimes when I relapse Ill seek out something more vanilla and then it'll immediately lead me into looking at some nasty shit and then I snap out if it and end up hating myself. No matter how much progress I've made to dropping porn I feel like I've forever been tainted. And feel so alone too because I'm a woman who has been affected with cumbrained induced degeneracy.

No. 626774

>>626771
Same anon. The first porn site I found was efukt and I masturbated to a lot of (fucked up) shit on that website even at age 8.

I am completely fucked with my porn interests now

No. 626776

>>626774
People use that website to masturbate? I thought it was just to showcase weird and nasty porn to laugh/cringe at

No. 626782

>>626776
Oh come on, you know people masturbate to that shit.

Again, I was 8 and it was the first "internet porn" that I'd ever seen.

Actually the first video I ever saw on that site was "World's Biggest Pussy" and I thought it was real.

No. 626783

>>626776
You're very naive then.

No. 626799

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Speaking of degenerate porn, I was exposed to troll pics of women fucking horses on Gaiaonline when I was like 11 and it set me off on a lifelong fetish for massive amounts of cum and horse dicks.

My size queen tendencies have waned as I grew older and horse porn mostly icks me now since I can tell they're abused/sedated.

>but mfw I realized my bf naturally cums buckets

No. 626801

>>626799
>horse porn mostly icks me now since I can tell they're abused/sedated
…That's the part you take issue with?

No. 626802

>>626799
Have you posted this in the "weird fetishes you have" thread or are there just multiple anons with horse fetishes

No. 626805

>>624454
Mine are rather small and perky but I really just don't even want them. Idk why, I like my chest a lot more when it's compressed nearly completely by a sports bra. I love being a woman though I am a bit GNC, I'll never troon out. Might fuck around and get a mastectomy someday.

No. 626808

>>626801
Lolol, if I wasn't grossed out when I was 11, what makes you think I would be now? The only thing that changed is now I care about other living things.

>>626802
Never posted this but I get why I can't be alone.

No. 626814

>>626771
Same. Despite all the noporn and even abstinence from masturbation for a time, the weird fetishes remain if I court them. Even just in my imagination.

At least we're not alone in the struggle and it isn't truly our fault. Proud of you for also kicking the addiction.

No. 626995

>>626799
I feel like I got exposed to a lot of porn, though mostly drawn stuff/doujin, at a really young age and I thought it fucked me up a little, but I am definitely not as degenerate as this or other anons and I’m grateful. Genuinely no offense to you guys, I can’t imagine how hard those kinks and fetishes must be especially when you’re trying to kick them and live healthy, normal sex lives, but god damn. Makes me feel better about the first time I saw a dick being jar squatter kek.

No. 627002

When I was around 9 I was eating dinner and my aunt and her husband were fighting in front of me. And then they started choking eachother and shit and I was like damn, and kept on eating my food. Wack.

No. 627016

>>627002
Well it’s no wonder you ended up here

No. 627061

>>626771
I have an old fetish that started when I was really young. It's not immoral but it's still gross enough that I want it to go away. I also have a newer fetish that is easier to explain and comes with less shame. I am trying to wean myself off the more shameful porn using this new fetish. It's slow progress but I can orgasm without the shameful thing so that's a big deal for me after all those years of needing it.

From 13 to 30 I was getting off to this thing that I couldn't tell anyone about.

No. 627079

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>>626771
Being a female cumbrain is a curse/blessing. There isn't much porn for women so it's not as addictive but looking for good porn is like finding gold. I use my cumbrain as a motivation to draw.

No. 627080

>>627079
This art is cute, what is it from

No. 627081

I have normal small feet but really small pinky toes with practically no toenail and I always feel really bad when pedicurists have to deal with them. My feet aren’t gross otherwise, just have stupid pinky toes.

No. 627082

>>626771
I've watched porn at a young age as well (mostly animated porn)thankfully I don't remember much of it although It is unusual for it to pop up in my mind.im also guilty of browsing r34 too.i had way too much freedom on the internet when I was a kid.

No. 627083

>>627079
is that discount harry potter an example of good porn for women according to you

No. 627084

>>627083
Nta but it was good enough for me at 13

No. 627086

>>627080
it's by sachiko kaneoya

No. 627105

I think I fucking hate my brother. He is in his mid 30s, married to an ignorant immature bitch, expecting his first child this year, and yet he has only gotten more shallow and self centred as he's aged. He's constantly pandering for the approval of his wife and her conniving family while neglecting our side of the family entirely. It's like he doesn't even have a sense of self anymore, and has become so far removed from our family and our heritage that talking to him is like talking to a stranger. We are incredibly lucky to have loving and dedicated parents who worked really hard to give us everything we needed and then some, without relying on anyone but each other. They are getting older and it's just a matter of time before we have to start looking out for them quite seriously. My brother never checks in on them even though they live in the same city, and when he does reach out to them it's because he's asking for something, or coercing them into giving him a lavish gift that he thinks he deserves even though my parents don't have a lot of money. I just think he's such a selfish airhead, I hate that he's bringing a child into the world, I hate that he's a drain on our family and doesn't take a second to think about how his actions effect the people that raised him and showed him unconditional love, I hate that I have to interact with him and his pompous bitch wife. The worst part is that he's a fucking soft boy with a fragile ego so he constantly gets a pass for being shitty because he's *~sensitive. Sometimes I just wish he would disconnect entirely and leave us alone for good because thinking about the stupid shit he continues to do just raises my blood pressure.

No. 627110

>>627105
are you underage?

No. 627114

>>627105
He's selfish…for his own family. Say what you want but he sounds like a pretty good husband who's going to at least watch out for his bitch and their child. Agree that it's not right that he only solicits your parents when he needs something but that's half on them for not cutting him off and having a plan for their own retirement care so it doesn't fall on you kids. One doesn't have kids hoping they'll be geriatric nannies.

No. 627128

>>627079
Op here and that's really inspiring anon and you're right it's both a blessing and a cures(more curse than blessing for a number of reasons) and I've often thought about drawing lewds of my own for women to even the playing field but radical feminism really did make me feel like all porn is bad and that's part of why I'm so self loathing about it. Idk maybe some day I can find that healthy balance. And Sachiko is a goddess, but I would like more variety for my men lol.

No. 627130

>>627105
Growing up is about leaving the nest, to start your own family and build your own life. Your parents sound codependent and you sound very dependent on them as well. Not everyone wants to spend their lives latching onto their parents, which is good. You have no responsibility toward them, as long as you (or he, in this case) don‘t leech off of them, of course, which I‘m not sure if he does. Do you still live with them? How old are you?

No. 627171

>>627114
Kek I had to leave my husband because he was so far up his parents ass

No. 627181

I never want to get married but I’m obsessed with engagement rings and looking at pictures of them. I love it when anons post about their engagement ring predicaments I find it so interesting.

No. 627184

>>627171
Nta but my husband moved back in with his parents after we split…ten years later and he's still living in his childhood bedroom and doing nothing with his life. No job, nothing.

He had a wife, job and paid rent til one day he just regressed back to being 15 again

No. 627185

>>627171
Ugh sorry anon. I've had my fair share of momma's boys and I would never date a man with an enmeshed family dynamic ever again.
Last ex had a couple of bitch leech sisters who always side-eyed me. Cause how dare I keep their brother away from them by not driving his car-less ass across multiple states to see them. Or that I was only able to get him free airfare passes through my agency a couple times a year so he could go see them. Meanwhile they never came to visit us or did dick for us in general. Watched my ex buy his nephew countless holiday presents while turning around and whining to me about having no money. I was just sooooooo selfish /s Fuck doing that ever again.

No. 627186

I don't feel guilt, ever. I only feel bad if someone catches me doing something shitty and there are repercussions. Like I don't go out of my way to be an asshole, but I really just don't care much.

No. 627191

>>627181
Same but with weddings as a whole, especially veils and rings

No. 627192

>>627186
Cool story edge-chan

No. 627213

>>627181
This is me except with wedding dresses, which I have a whole Pinterest board of. But unfortunately most wedding dresses are ugly and generic

No. 627231

File: 1599765939419.jpg (17.38 KB, 378x396, aL9473qj_700w_0.jpg)

I don't care about borzoi chan, I was just excited to see animals posted because I enjoy seeing animal imageboard reacts. Seeing the same cat ones over and over are kinda boring. Wish more farmers loved animals beyond cats and dogs.

No. 627235

I get irrationally upset over writing styles where the person's syntax is intentionally wonky and difficult to follow, or if they use a lot of big words for no reason other than to show off the fact that they have a large vocabulary. Like I'm sorry but you should not have to do this if you're actually a competent writer, and I can personally assure you that the only person who thinks you're cool for casually throwing words like "perspicacity" and "infinitesimally" into the same fucking sentence is you, you pretentious idiot. The fact that I'm regularly coming across published work that is like this makes me want to unironically kill myself.

No. 627238

>>627186
Just like most people

No. 627240

File: 1599766219193.jpg (7.66 KB, 214x236, BOOM.jpg)

>>627231
I FUCKING LOVE CHICKENS
wish i could have a whole bunch of 'em

No. 627245

>>627192
nta but it's not edgy to not have empathy, some of us bitches are just like that

No. 627250

>>627245
Okay, but you realize you're not cool for that, right? Like, you're aware that it's a detriment and ruining your chances at having fulfilling relationships with others, which is essential to your emotional well-being?

No. 627253

File: 1599767300547.jpg (77.83 KB, 564x422, original.jpg)

>>627240
my family has pet chickens, they're so cute!! Two of them will hop on my lap and beg for food. Whenever I go outside I can hear them make happy chicken noises, I love how serene chickens are. Someday I'm gonna have my own place with a beautiful garden and my own chickens in it.

No. 627259

I ate chicken twice today and now I feel bad about it

No. 627265

>>627259
I ate chicken today too, even though I planned on only eating meat on the weekends. Angry about it now

No. 627266

When I feel like shit I play children’s animal role playing games like WolfQuest or Fe.ral. Only once or twice a year. Grew up dissociating on games like that and it helps me get out of my mind. I primarily listen to the other players (most of whom are probably like 12) or run around and do my own thing. Still feel like a major weirdo when I think about it afterwards

No. 627274

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>>625097
From a design standpoint this thing is just fucking hideous. The bright rainbows and pastels mixed with dark browns and blacks just don't go well together.
Sage for no1curr

No. 627275

>>627274
I'm gay and I hate all rainbow flags

No. 627281

>>627274
What I dont get is that its always been LGBT for a long time and the rainbow is supposed to represent all of them, so why put the trans flag in there? Its the same with BLM, in my city it went from "black lives matter" to "TRANS black lives matter" why do they need to say that, are they still not black? Also theres a conspiracy theory that the black/brown stripe was used in order to then put the trans colours on there, not sure how true it is.

No. 627283

>>627274
I’ve never met an actual lgbt person who cared about this

No. 627291

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>>627231
Chicken owners rise up

No. 627293

>>627291
Red rooster owner standing by

No. 627294

>>627253
God, I wish that were me. That's so cute anon!

No. 627295

File: 1599770200515.jpeg (29.08 KB, 770x405, 9CC193FB-8B9E-4B34-82D5-205268…)

>>627291
Arise chicken. Chicken arise.

No. 627299

File: 1599770330237.jpeg (276.6 KB, 568x622, 3B3B550C-9E8A-4021-9C78-60ABB0…)

taylor has kinda triggered my ed lately

No. 627313

>>627299
Does she have an ED herself? Or was that just tinfoil?

No. 627327

>>627313
She once shared her weight during some fitapp ad and she was definitely underweight by BMI. I wouldn't be surprised if she has an ED, maybe a combination of anorexia and orthorexia.

No. 627329

>>627250
yeah. against just to clarify i'm not that first anon and can't speak for her but like she said I also don't go out of my way to be an asshole or anything. I understand why certain things are bad and why I shouldn't do them and why I should shoulder certain responsibilities to take the burden off others but there's almost no emotional weight behind it. I help people out because I know I'm supposed to, not because I'd feel bad if I didn't.

>you're aware that it's a detriment and ruining your chances at having fulfilling relationships with others, which is essential to your emotional well-being?

yes I'm acutely aware. Thanks for reminding me.

No. 627332

When I was 13 I posted pictures online pretending to be a "trap"/ femboy for attention. I feel really bad and I hope nobody I know saw those pictures.

No. 627337

>>627327
Would you automatically think someone slightly overweight probably has binge eating disorder?

No. 627361

my bf is fat as hell, and is trying to lose weight. I’m supporting him by making snacks and dinners. But ACTUAL low calorie meals are so hard to find (dinner recipe only 300 cal!!!!…. serving size 3 tbsp).

…I’ve been secretly frequenting pro-ana tumblrs and forums for actual low calorie recipes and ideas. Lots are disgusting, but some are delicious and genius. He has no clue, and he’s lost 20lbs. I will die with this secret.

No. 627366

>>627361
You're too good to him but it's funny cause if you stop preparing his food his dumbass is probably going to get fat again because he didn't actually learn anything about what to buy and make for himself.

No. 627395

>>627337
you clearly have never watched her videos. My guess isn't unreasonable based on her fixation on her weight(gain), excersise and healthy food she shows in her videos. Or at least used to, I no longer follow her nowadays.

No. 627432

>>627361
Why do so much of the work for him? it's his diet so it's in everyones best interest that he actually educate himself. If you break up tomorrow he'll balloon again, if you get sick and can't care for him, same thing. Let him do it for himself

No. 627490

I wish we can have a thinspo thread like /fa/, bonespo faggots barred of course
God knows the 32-inch waists would start preaching though

No. 627498

>>627366
>>627432
I was just gonna say this. He needs to learn how to eat better himself or he's just gonna over eat and balloon up again. fat guys are pathetic. they can eat more calories and burn easier than women and yet they still turn into tub or lards. just do a diet/meal plan together. You arent his mother

No. 627506

Today in therapy I learned that I’m ultimately still a pathetic pickme bitch even though I truly thought I had overcome this oh my god

No. 627514

>>627490
I would probably post in this thread if it existed kek but it would just be weird to have it on the board when there’s a thread criticizing pro ana people and most users make fun of anachans

No. 627533

>>627514
It's not any secret there are anachans around these parts, it's the attention-seeking that makes the cows imo

No. 627543

>>627366
>>627498
>>627432
Well…. haha, you’re not wrong. He’s been fat his entire life, his parents are fat, he grew up eating trash (USA! USA!). He’s so sweet and empathetic; he’s such a good person, I kinda don’t even consider him a male lol. Gets me coffee every AM, makes me sandwiches, rubs my back, walks the dogs, cleans the bathroom…
I love him and I’m selfish and I don’t want him to widow me at 50 uggghhhhhh

No. 627547

>>627514
We have a thread for making fun of pro-anorexics for the same reason we have a thread for making fun of "fat positive" obese people. If you promote your unhealthy weight, particularly as a way to get attention on the internet, you belong there.

No. 627550

>>627332
Lie and say they were stolen from your blog or smth if anyone sees em. Tbh I’ve done shit way more cringe, most of us have, don’t sweat it

No. 627552

>>627547
But what is "unhealthy weight"?

No. 627553

>>627552
Underweight or overweight. Nothing which constitutes as an average weight, or falls into a category which the amount of fat or lack of fat causes medical issues.

No. 627555

>>627553
‘Average’ weight is overweight in most Western countries

No. 627566

>>627553
But what is "underweight"? Average in america is fat.

No. 627568

>>627514
>be weird to have it on the board when there’s a thread criticizing pro ana people and most users make fun of anachans

Because malnourishing your body to fit a certain aesthetic is extremely, extremely retarded. At least most hambeasts don't claim to have gotten obese on purpose because they actually believe obesity is a great look. They all unanimously agree there's a 'privilege' to being a normal size because there is, both socially and medically. Wanting to be caught on either extreme is a sign of mental unwellness and degeneracy.

No. 627573

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>>627490
>>627514
The fashion dump thread is our front, go crazy bitches !

No. 627584

>>627568
I feel like they view someone slightly underweight or even just the low end of normal weight (like 18.5/19 BMI) as ‘extremely skinny’ but would never view being slightly overweight or the far end of normal as the ‘extreme’ other end of the spectrum, they only start to say that when the person is like morbidly obese. Being overweight is so normalised people have no concept of what it even looks like anymore.

No. 627595

I just wanna get fucked by a cute twink lookin bastard
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

No. 627629

>>627584
People who are "slightly overweight" on lolcow get made out to be ultrafats all the time. Enough victimization.

No. 627647

>>627629
Maybe back in the day but these days skinny people are truly an oppressed class here on the farms. Very sad.

No. 627658

I had a 6 month corona fling with my ex and it was awful but the sex was great and all I can say is that I got that closure I wanted ladies (found out the truth about our terrible relationship in devious ways while he was too inebriated to understand my wyly ways). I ghosted him 3 weeks ago and I feel so free

No. 627692

My boyfriend and I stopped having sex for a few weeks because I wanted a break from how it was affecting me (nothing to do with him, but flashbacks and extreme guilt from previous abuse.) Today is the day I set for us to have sex again but… I really don't want to. I feel happier not having sex at all.

No. 627760

i still can't believe the fact that i had a stress-induced orgasm in the middle of class last year. it was the worst fucking thing ever.

No. 627761

>>627760
That sounds like something that would happen in an embarrassing dream

No. 627762

>>627760
I…didn't even know this was a thing that happens to people

No. 627763

>>627760
I’m jealous of anyone who can make something like that happen spontaneously

No. 627767

>>627692
That's really sad anon.

If you don't feel up to it, please don't. At least for now, since you're in a bad place and having flashbacks, forcing yourself won't help.

No. 627772

I got into a relationship with a known abuser. I wanted him to hurt me, but I also wanted to help him. I didn't understand my time would be better spent elsewhere. I put him first because I had no sense of self-respect.

No. 627782

>>627772
it never works bb, sorry, those men don't want to be helped, they just want to control no matter how sweet they seem…

No. 627785

Fuck me, I accidentally referred to my nieces newborn baby as "it" 3 times since HE was born and I am mortified. my family is very religious, they all know my views on abortion so they already think I'm a baby-murdering monster. My aunt even kinda low-key corrected me the last time by saying something along the lines of
>oh yeah, -HE- is really cute, isnt he?
Why am I so stupid

No. 627792

>>627785
I've done that too, but I don't think there's anything stupid or malicious about it. Babies are just so sexless and androgynous that it takes time to start really thinking of them as a specific gender unless you're really close to them.

No. 627806

>>627555
>>627566
Don't play stupid. She's talking about BMI.

No. 627808

>>627785
It's not that bad, at least as long as your aunt isn't actively trying to get offended. I mean, it's a baby. I've noticed that parents even call their babies "the baby" in the first year. It hasn't developed a personality or anything yet, it's just a baby. It, the baby.

No. 627849

I'm really not looking forward to my birthday..

No. 627853

>>627849
Why, anon?

No. 627857

File: 1599817254656.jpeg (871.17 KB, 1180x882, 58722368-19B6-4056-A484-36B54D…)

edating warning
>break up with bf ~2yrs ago
>start taking a lot again around this year
>he was in a relationship at the time, but after a few months, he was flirting and talking with this other girl
>privately and anonymously message girl1 and find out they broke up, he was a dick to her and was flirting with many girls at the end of their relationship, as soon as they broke up he immediately dated someone else
>start getting close to him and be affectionate to the point where he (in)directly starts telling me he misses me/our relationship and breaks up with his gf
>i drop the affection and now he is heartbroken
i hate shitty men.

No. 627863

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No. 627903

>>627692
If he’s a good guy I’m sure he’d feel horrible if he found out that you fucked him without wanting to. I’d be kinda humiliated and also feel so guilty; please don’t do anything you don’t want to for his ‘sake.’

Have you talked to a therapist anon? Are you on any kind of medication that might be killing your libido?

No. 627917

>>627692
Don't have sex if you don't want to, especially with your history of abuse.

No. 628078

Sometimes my food concoctions get worse than n2f's ones and it's the reason why I always skip that thread

No. 628089

I have never seen my pussy without hair.

No. 628092

>>628078
How so, and depression meals or weird ED concoctions?

No. 628103

>>627543
>He’s such a good person, I kinda don’t even consider him a male lol.
Nayrt but I laughed, I've always wanted to say that out loud about my bf but I'm scared of sounding like a weird radfem. Some males are just so sweet they don't deserve to be associated with the rest.

No. 628121

>>628103
Yes. I can relate to this, however wrong it may be.

No. 628140

>>628078
Most people have some sort of weird food concoction or pairing they love. Mine is that I drink milk with everything. A can of plain tuna and a tall glass of warm milk is one of my favorite snack and idgaf what anyone says.

No. 628170

>>628078
>>628140
I like to mix 2-3 types of hot sauce with plain greek yogurt and mix it up with raw zucchini noodles. It makes anyone around me gag instantly

No. 628181

>>628170
how come? it sounds pretty normal.

No. 628336

I’ve only ever had sex for money once, and it was a pretty unpleasant experience for me, although I’d say the whole thing only lasted like a half hour. I was really desperate and young at the time and I remember afterward I ended up crying in the stall of a public restroom. All in all, what adds up to I think around 800usd wasn’t that bad for 30 minutes but not all of us are really cut out for that kind of thing so it ended up effecting me pretty negatively. Years passed and I got over it. I saw the man maybe once more after the fact, he was a total nasty pig with a very annoying voice that grated at my nerves so I recognised him vaguely even though it had been a few years and I had successfully pushed him out of my mind. He was scum of the earth really, as any older man seeking out girls younger than their kids, but business is business I guess. Anyways, it’s been just under a decade since it happened. My mom had always told me stories about how my biological father was a horrible person, but I had never met him and didn’t know what he looked like. None of that ever mattered to me, all I knew about him was that he had been in and out of jail for abusing his past wives etc. My mom found him on Facebook a few days ago and sent me a screenshot of his display picture with something along the lines of ‘how does such a gross man have such a young and pretty girlfriend?’ The man in the picture looked a hell of a whole lot like the man I had sex with almost a decade ago. Now I just want to kill myself honestly.

No. 628464

>>628336
wait, are you implying that you unwittingly had paid sex with your bio-dad, or that both men are coincidentally sleazy and similar looking?

No. 628466

>>627329
Sorry anon. It sounds like you're not sociopathic or anything, just really emotionally repressed and it's affecting your ability to empathize with others. Where you raised in an environment where you were shamed or ignored for showing emotion?

No. 628473

>>628078
The food she chooses to eat is not nearly as gross as how filthy everything she owns seems to be. If you aren't grubby and actually keep stuff clean it probably isn't that bad. It's also that every single meal seems to be mixed into something weird, I'm assuming you have some concoctions you just like and aren't making ED fueled messes out of everything you eat.

No. 628476

If I think too much about Digimon Tamers my eyes start to well up lol

No. 628480

I get paranoid at night almost every night, and when I have a hard time sleeping alone. I wake up my boyfriend at least once a night to make him check up on a noise or if they doors are actually locked.

No. 628500

I only learned how to tie my shoe laces when I was 14.

No. 628501

>>628500
I didn't learn until I was 10, but I never wore shoes with laces until that point. Thanks for helping me feel better, lol.

No. 628523

>>628464
I don’t know anon. I literally don’t know. I refuse to think of it any farther than that.

No. 628538

File: 1599894773946.jpg (52.65 KB, 772x960, 5465434684.jpg)

>>628523
anon I know you don't want to think about it but it wasn't him. it just wasn't. creepy men all have the same pits in their hearts and it shows on their faces. it was a different, ugly, terrible man, who surrendered his individuality when he chose to be the son of a bitch he is, and morphed into the monolith that is the creepy man. besides, your bio dad isn't so special he gets to pop up in your life on two occasions. they are both two, separate handfuls of dirt dropped in the river that is your life, totally eradicated by the current, and they'll wash up somewhere and be eaten up and shit out by some worm just like every other piece of dirt. sorry i'm drunk just love yourself anon.

No. 628630

>>628500
>>628501
Lucky. I had to learn to tie them in kindergarten, and to this date it is the single most difficult skill I had to learn. It is the age when your dexterity is so undeveloped you keep falling on your knees or butt all the time, but they want you to learn something that requires you to move your fingers precisely and complicatedly like a fucking piano player. It was so frustrating. Nothing was ever that hard to learn again.

No. 628631

>>628500
It ok nonny, I only learned when I was damn near 10. Another kid at school always had to tie them for me until my deadbeat father taught me and treated me like I was retarded the entire time.

No. 628668

>>628631
I taught a few of my friends in school how to the their shoes. Got everyone in a line I was just so proud my brother showed me. He got fed up me following him everywhere and always crying about my shoelaces.

No. 628710

I was groomed and isolated by this dude for about a year who then ghosted me for no reason. I was only a teen at that time so it felt like the world was ending. It’s been 6 years now and I found out through a grapevine that he got kicked out by his family and is struggling to stay alive.

Is it bad that this news made me so happy?

No. 628725

File: 1599923749321.jpeg (40.04 KB, 406x440, 62282AA3-061B-4659-A10D-29D3A6…)

I wanna be fucked by a muscular hot guy wearing a maid costume

No. 628732

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>>628725
The sadness is real
>tfw no beefy bf to fuck me while dressed like pic related.

No. 628736

>>628732
tfw no vampire bffff aaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm so sad

No. 628738

>>628732
Jesus anon I swear this post made my panties drop off by themselves.

No. 628750

File: 1599926129954.jpg (269.82 KB, 2100x1399, c00e8b5f2d5bb0da8ad8d577c2bccd…)

>>628732
I unironically refuse to stop believing that vampires exist for real. One day, anons… lol

No. 628752

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>>628732
that pic is blessed as fuck

No. 628794

>>628750
Tom Cruise is inferior in every way save for being a decent actor in interview with a vampire.

No. 628811

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>>628750
This is the very same guy, during the very same year, but looking 100% worse.

What more proof do men need to get that a) they need to keep their hair long and b) stop wearing ugly, unfitting shit?! Sorry for the aggression, but that's just so depressing, god knows how many guys are out there who would have the potential to become a cute but they're too fucking dumb.

No. 628814

>>628710
No, that’s not bad at all

No. 628839

>>628811
A lot of it was makeup, anon.

No. 628850

>>628811
Charlize Theron looks so good in this pic

No. 628889

>>628725
ME TOO

No. 629287

File: 1599968128769.jpg (12.62 KB, 220x220, Rika_Digimon_Tamers.jpg)

This is so embarrassing oh well,
When I was about 11 or 12 I wanted to cosplay Rika from digimon tamers (since i was obsessed with her and she resonated with me a lot) for Halloween mainly at school where everyone would be dressed up for it.i vividly remember wanting a Rika costume from eBay and wanting to tell my dad to buy it but I was afraid he would scold me for the price (it was around $70) I didn't know what to do I even began crying. I think on the next day I showed him this shirt similar to hers (some raglan shirt) but he got mad at me so days after disappointment and anguish I tried making my own shirt with a crappy washable marker,coloring the sleeves and drawing the broken heart.to end it all I never wore it at all and I just wore regular clothes to school.i even wanted the digivice and a renamon plush but they were expensive and rare back then on eBay to complete the look.i also bought orange spray hair dye at party city,even though I did spray it on my hair because I felt terrible on Halloween for not cosplaying her.

No. 629337

I don't feel alive. I miss being alone.

No. 629384

>>629337
don't we all anon. sometimes i wish i could disappear without the consequences it would leave on my relationships

No. 629427

I’m terrified of aging, and not because I worry about my looks but because I like my healthy body and don’t want that to change. My diet’s pretty good and I’ve really worked hard on my mental health but I hate working out with a fiery passion. The only exercise I can stand is yoga (or hikes / cycling trips with friends I guess). People who age healthily always talk about how much they work out and I will never be like that.

No. 629429

>>629287
This made me want to cry for some reason, I remember being an earnest kid and feeling my stupid little dreams dashed like that too. It makes me want to go back and hug her lol sage for my lame bullshit.

No. 629433

>>629427
For health, it is important to have regular and consistent activity, not strenuous activity.
If you do yoga a few times a week and go cycling/hiking from time to time, it will do miracles for your quality of life in old age.

No. 629435

>>629287
Anon I straight up want to buy you the cosplay costume. For some reason that really got to me and made me tear up

No. 629483

id rather kill myself than see my mother get old and disabled and be forced to help her with everything. idk how people do it

No. 629515

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>>629287
Anon, you deserve that cosplay, get it, you can be Rika this Halloween even if you will stay at home, live your dreams.

No. 629545

I used to be a very extreme edgelord and reflecting on how bad it was makes me cringe so hard it throws me into a depressive state.

No. 629570

>>629483

Killing myself would be a bit extreme lol but yeah I'd feel extremely uncomfortable. It's weird because I really like old people and their company but taking care of them grosses me out for a number of reasons. I admire nurses and doctors with handling disgusting and embarrassing human body related things cause I couldn't do it for a billion dollars. I'm cringing just thinking about it

No. 629579

I don't know whether I genuinely enjoy watching Royalty Soaps on youtube or not. Her videos put me to sleep and she reminds me of my big sister when we were younger.
But she comes from a crazy 10 kids family that are homeschooled in Texas and I judge her so much for that. Looks like she wants to have the same thing for her kids. ew

No. 629580

File: 1600014315411.jpeg (116.46 KB, 600x750, D7FC2000-FEDB-4369-ABF1-7D4D4A…)

I cry easily and I have stopped to not cry because people tend to try to help me when I’m crying.

In example:
>Lost in the unfamiliar city in the middle of the night
>cry
>strangers will comfort me and barkeeper offers me shelter

It’s too tiring to be embarrassed all the time so I’ll try to find the positive side of living as a womanchild.
I wonder when I’ll become too old to pull the ~uwu I'm fragile please save me~ move and people will just think that I’m insane?

No. 629584

>>629580
Honestly I do the same thing. Not usually literally crying but I’ll often exaggerate or feign helplessness in a situation and a bunch of people swoop in to help. A couple of years ago when I was like 18 I was traveling alone and was in a lot of these situations and was blown away how far out of their way people would go to help me but I think part of it was how young and helpless I would have looked. I wonder if I’ll still be able to do it when I’m older, but tbh now I’m thinking about it I feel like my mum does this too and people still try and help her.

No. 629644

I applied for a Master's degree this summer but, being a lazy dumb ass bitch, I hadn't finished my admission essay/speech before it was due so I skipped the admission exam and obviously got rejected.
However, my parents don't know this and they think I'm starting university again this October.
It's not like I wanted to go for a Master's right after getting my Bachelor's myself, I already have a full time job, but my parents insisted.
I still feel bad about this, I have to tell them, but I'm too ashamed to and I know they will be furious.

No. 629648

>>629644
Anon if you have a bachelor + fulltime job you should be able to support yourself right? Why does it matter what your parents think or want then?

>I'm too ashamed

Instead of saying you forgot to finish your essay, just be up front and tell them you decided not to do it and that they'll have to respect your decision as an adult.

No. 629652

>>629648

It's mostly that I'm ashamed of having (yet again) lied to my parents. I often feel like I cannot be honest with them and I don't exactly know why.

No. 629654

>>629652
> I often feel like I cannot be honest with them and I don't exactly know why.
It sounds like it's because they're forcing you to do things you'd rather not do. I mean they basically bullied you into applying for a master's degree you don't want to do (yet)

No. 629686

>>629580
>>629584
>tfw used to cry a lot as a child but everyone got mad at me instead of helping

No. 629750

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>>629686
Same. Now I'm emotionally stunted with trust issues.

No. 629772

I've had depression for years but zero desire to get better.

No. 629778

i keep stalking untalented leech artist/actress/comedy girls on twitter and being so fucking jealous theyre hanging out with the male artists i love

i always get happy when i see them complain about not getting work or whatever other troubles they tackily air out on social media

i know im being shitty and petty and pickme-ish but i sure wish i was a privileged trust fund baby who lived in LA

No. 629807

>>629686
>tfw I could only get "help" after I was left alone to calm down first

No. 629958

>>629807
>tfw this is why i dont cry in front of people anymore

No. 629960

I make more money waitressing at a bresturant than I do saving peoples lives

No. 629976

>>629960
Word, i make twice as much at my non-essential job of 5 years than my mom as a nurse after 30 years, not saying I don't deserve money I make but she definitely deserves more, system is messed up

No. 630030

>>629960
As a former server, I think they get way too much money for how shitty most of them are as people. Wish I could a-log the lot of you for being undeserving

No. 630046

>>630030
There are shitty people at any job, you're a bit too biased here.

No. 630066

I cowtipped once and caused a freakout for a minor cow.

No. 630112

My friend started testosterone to be nonbinary and I think it's ugly af. I also think it's become their entire identity.

No. 630116

>>630066
Can you admit who and what you did

No. 630126

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>>630116
I this this ask and another one to Micky 2 years ago. I'm not the type to care about what people set their prices as but I wanted to ruffle her feathers I guess. I'm honestly embarrassed of it cause it's psycho and immature to do something like this but oh well.

No. 630129

>>630126

Plus 35-40 dolars is a decent enough price for full colored digital art, people really underestimate how much time it takes to do something.

No. 630135

>>630126
Yeah it was shitty of you.

But c'mon she really should have thicker skin if she wants to work with art. It's pretty common for clients to complain about prices, try to get stuff for free or refuse to pay after.

No. 630137

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My fiancé and I are about to move into a place with two of his friends. I’m honestly looking forward to it because I think being around them will force him to be more helpful. They’re independent whereas he relies on me completely for laundry, cooking, etc. They already roast him a little for how much he makes me do so I’m excited for the transformation. I’m also lonely as fuck so I hope they’ll bring girls around who I can befriend.

No. 630144

don't know how I got to be 25 with no friends but here I am. It's only really started to hit me now how alone I actually am.

No. 630146

>>630144
Same. A year younger though. It's this constant denial and self-convincing as you age that you will find your people and suddenly be more social in the future. Except the future comes and you're still in the same spot emotionally and physically.

No. 630154

>>630137
if he doesn't feel the need to do it now, why would he around his friends? it's still going to be you waiting for him to do something and then you doing it anyway once you're fed up with it not getting done. his friends aren't going to make doing laundry or loading the dishwasher seem cool. he will just brag about how you do everything for him and the situation with probably turn onto you being lazy because you're not doing what he expects.

No. 630187

>>630154
I see where you’re coming from, but from experience being around them makes him help more. They helped us move a few times and he took an active role whereas when his parents helped us move he just sat and watched. They don’t let him be lazy unlike me lol

No. 630203

>>630144
>>630146
Do you actually want friends or do you just want them because society thinks you should?

No. 630214

I just remembered that in my teens I used to have a full on fetish for pedos.

I think it was because it was a pathetic thing to do/be. I'd message older men who'd message me back and I'd get my kicks from this dude trying to twist his opinions and thoughts because he had a chance of underage nudes from me. Like I don't know WHY but I found it so hot that these men were so pathetic and defective, like animals.

My porn of choice was fat dumbfucks cumming on anime figurines or in fleshlights. I used to dream of fucking the fat 40 year old manchild still living with his mom in my street.

Now I'm older, have a better picture of the situation and pedophilia and men who indulge in it completely disgust me of course.

No. 630223

>>630214
>fat dumbfucks cumming on anime figurines
Kek, there's a whole community out there of men who cum onto those 'Bratz' dolls. Is there anything sadder than a man filming himself ejaculating onto an object and thinking that's the height of sexual expression

No. 630224

>>630203
of course I want friends, I want to share my life with people. I want to be asked 'how are you' with sincerity. I want to share my opinions and hobbies and interests with people who like me, I want to learn the same for them. I have nobody close to me in my life and the older I get, the more it hurts.

No. 630230

>>630214
>fat dumbfucks cumming on anime figurines
>>630223
>a whole community out there of men who cum onto those 'Bratz' dolls

Didn't know this was a thing but of fucking course it is kek

No. 630231

I just asked a seller to ship me a custom item even though she royally fucked up my customization. After 4 months of waiting I'm really fucking tired of having to deal with this idiot.
My custom item required three airbrushed hearts (1 medium, 2 small) and she wound up doing 2 large and 1 medium and even fucked up the placement of the hearts on one side so it looks busted uneven as fuck. It looks nothing like the preview she herself sent. I asked for black studs to be put on it and she said she was "out" and offered me different colored ones (okay bitch, forgetting the fact that you had months to procure these, you can't get some black paint?????????) I just told her to forget about it.
I'm so disappointed that it's easier to just tell the bitch it looks fine and to send it. I mean what could I say? She already airbrushed the shit so it's not like she could take it back and start over. It looks sloppy.

My review is going to be passive aggressive to warn others. Like "Omg so happy with my item like the hearts are bigger than what I asked and their placement is uneven but it looks SO CUTE like I didn't even ask for different studs when she told me she ran out in my color cause these hearts hold up so well on their own!!11!" I mean, anyone with a brain cell could see it's shit and steer clear right? The only type of person who could look at this messy thing and think it's worth the coin are themselves idiots who don't care about detail, so.

No. 630235

>>630230
It's so frustrating that girls even the ones that get fake body parts to mimic men, will never understand truly how their fucking minds word. Cumming on a child's toy is fetished. Like what the fuck. It makes me so upset to be a straight woman and have the desire to find a decent man to have kids with. My last ex had a dad that molested his daughter. The daughters don't talk to him and shit, but the mum still does and the youngest son still stays over. Its been excused somehow but also understood that the daughters want zero contact but they don't care about their brothers. Shits cray

No. 630237

>>630231
If you leave a review like that, people will probably think you're really dumb/have low standards. I think being honest, either with her before or in your review, will be more valuable.

No. 630238

>>630231
Did you order some custom furry ear headband? I promise you that if write a review like that, most people buying that kind of thing will take it 100% at face value and never catch the sarcasm. Just be honest with the seller about your issues and write an honest review afterwards, taking into account if they worked with you on the issues or not.

You’re pissed off and creating a self fulfilling prophecy where you’ll continue to be pissed off once your money is gone for good and you really can’t change anything. Don’t be dumb.

No. 630239

I obsess over random guys. Last week I had like a 2 minute conversation with a guy and I can't stop fantasizing about dating and fucking him. I also cyberstalk him on every social media page I found him on, as well as on LinkedIn. Help

No. 630240

>>630224
Christ I feel that. I'm the same way, 24 years old and unable to form a relationship with anyone. It's hard not to feel like something is wrong with you a lot of the time

I'm sorry anon I don't have any advice I just want you to know that you are far from the only person with this problem

No. 630244

>>630238
>Did you order some custom furry ear headband?
Wow, that super specific. Do you have something to tell the class?


Nonnie my money has been gone for a few months now. Do you not understand mental energy and how people don't feel like waiting another year for their items or going back and forth with a dingbat who has proven they don't fucking listen anyway? I'm going to do what I want and that seller can eat shit.

No. 630260

>>630244
Nta but they're right. I get not wanting to go back and forth any longer, but leave an honest review, not a passive aggressive one. That or don't bother leaving one at all. Less energy and you're not going to accidentally give the moronic seller more business.

No. 630262

>>630260
Point taken.

No. 630266

Was late to a zoom call because I couldn’t stop shitting. Wiped and ran to grab my laptop. Brought it back to the bathroom and now I’m unmuting to answer questions in between the noisiest Hershey squirts. All it takes is one badly timed shart and everyone will know my secret

No. 630274

I'm esl and I didn't do the homework when the elementary school teacher taught us the english alphabet. To this day I'm not sure how to spell stuff. A-E-I in particular are tricky, I know that if I really put my mind to it I could dispel(l, heh!) any doubts about it in 5 minutes, but honestly? I'm fine like this.

No. 630275

>>630266
Scat erotica

No. 630278

>>630275
There was someone in the Leftthots thread who said one of the flakes said he was trying his hardest to push his weird fetishes on /ot/.

No. 630285

>>630278
Every day there's some story about either sharts, liquid shits (while on a zoom call ooh I hope they didn't hear me!) or an anon struggling to push out a large turd.

I can't count how many times I've read the sentence "I can't stop shitting" on here in the last week

No. 630292

>>630285
>>630278
Damn my life is too spicy it comes off as scrotes larping. Can’t I shitpost in peace

No. 630300

>>630285
I'll take accountability and admit I've been behind two "shit"posts within the past several days. But if a scrote is secretly trying to get his jollies off that then I'll try to avoid it from now on. Sometimes I just think poop is funny.

No. 630308

>>630266
can't they already tell by looking at the background of the video?

No. 630315

>>630285
I think two of them have been me. Usually I use the phone when I use the bathroom and I'm usually shitting so, I come on to lolcow and write whatever I'm thinking. That's really the only time I use lolcow.

Sometimes it's so painful I gotta vent to someone but i can't with my boyfriend so I just vent and bitch about it here.

No. 630330

>>630285
I'm sorry anon, I'm not a scrote but just incredibly immature and find farts funny.

No. 630370

>>630308
Not if your camera is off.

No. 630409

>>630285
I was the anon on the dumb ass shit thread talking about struggling to poop. Not a scrote, I think it just had something to do with my meds.

No. 630447

>>630214
I cybered and led on some old pedo men online when I was a teen. I even gave my number to one. Never sent nudes or anything, never met them, but I loved feeling so in control and hearing all their pathetic compliments and telling me they loved me. I loved that I was lying to them about caring about them and would never actually meet them. I enjoyed “breaking up” with them.

No. 630478

>>630144
Same here, but I’m 22. It’s pretty fucking lonely.

No. 630516

I have a thing for forced crossdressing and whatnot and the current title of the MtF thread haunts me because I'm turned on by that.

No. 630524

>>630516
I used to be into femboys and traps but gender discourse completely dried out every drop of my thirst for it, also that content usually has younger guys in it and that creeps me out too

No. 630545

At work today a girl got kind of chewed out and chastised for canceling something she wasn't supposed to. What's hilarious is I did the same thing within minutes of her doing it (before she mentioned anything), just by accident because I didn't notice it was one of those exceptions. Instead of admitting to it I just sat their silently, deciding to play it safe and see if it comes to bite me in the ass later. Don't really care since I'm still new.

No. 630555

>>630516
I used to be into it too, but it’s not worth it anon, love yourself

No. 630571

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I remember in high school I was part of this "Japan Club".
My school put on a Multicultural show and we joined as a fashion show. The teacher running it was apprehensive in letting us in, probably bc she knew we were all weebs. We strutted to Gackt in thrifted frankenstein outfits (none of us knew how to sew) and we did a "traditional" dance at the end which consisted of wearing kimonos and slowly waving Japanese parasols around.

I'm almost 30, and I still randomly remember and cringe.

>pic related

Can you guess the lolita?

No. 630581

Just remembered an anon who once admitted unprovoked that they enjoyed eating their own boogers, I hope they’ve been okay during this pandemic

No. 630587

>>630516
Just talk to any “femboy” you see on the Internet, that will definitely make you reprogram your brain.
Upgrade, anon, instead of the disgusting balding men and the underaged retards, fantasize about the goodness of fit but not too fit men wearing tailored blouses and men heels.

No. 630609

Sometimes I see a post that sounds like it could be a friend I have on my mind and it makes me want to get my head out of my ass and fix things with her.

No. 630627

>>630609
For me it’s the opposite. I’ve seen stuff tonight that makes me think of a friend I’m so happy I cut off. Maybe it’s us. Maybe we’re the friends

No. 630629

>>630581
NTA but I eat my own boogers and I'm fine.

No. 630632

>>630571
lol this is hilarious, anon

No. 630641

I live by the river and regularly daydream of committing xenocide.

No. 630654

>>630627
Anon don't be mean

No. 630659

>>630629
Yeah, me too, I just can't stop. Haven't been sick since last spring.

No. 630753

File: 1600176022260.gif (496.37 KB, 500x455, 2b1.gif)

>>630581
That was me!

I'm doing fine, coincidentally just ate one before reading your post lol. I hope you're doing okay as well

No. 630769

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I hate porn, and I hate hentai, like all of it. My guilty pleasure is reading tall girl vanilla smut manga from time to time, and I can't even finish them because I get embarrassed.

No. 630775

>>630769
Pure, anon.

No. 630785

>>630769
wholesome

No. 630802

>>630632
I'm glad you can still find comedy in my pain

No. 630803

>>625967

you've got more chance of causing confrontation being a shit worker than just handing in your notice, is this your first job? You sound naive

No. 630872

I just got triggered by the stupidest thing. Why does my brain still work like this twenty years post abuse?

Saw a post saying that we should celebrate long/bigger labia and that the kind of pussy you see in porn is 'a childlike pussy' I totally get that they were fighting against shitty standards that porn sets but now I'm trying to supress all sorts of CSA shit that is swirling around my brain. I don't have a childlike pussy, some women have more labia hanging out than others, both are normal adult anatomy. When people compare my type of anatomy to a childs it sets me off like nothing else. Fuck the man who did this to me.

I'm retarded but I just needed to type that out without shitting up the other thread with my unresolved trauma whinge.

No. 630963

>>630872
Please go to therapy. I’m not trying to be mean but I’ve seen you post about this before

No. 630975

>>630872
I disregard "body positive" arguments whenever it requires a putdown of another woman's body in order to exist. Even if a grown woman doesn't have outside labia I can CLEARLY tell that it's still an adult labia as opposed to a child's. People are morons.

No. 630983

>>630963
I've never posted before

>>630975
Thanks anon, I know it's usually used when fighting back after years of feeling 'lesser' over having more labia, but yeah both types are totally normal, and adult.

No. 630992

>>630753
OMG she’s alive! I hope you’ve been washing your hands well and avoiding snacking during business hours

No. 630993

>>630581
We all eat our own snot all day anyway. With every sniff and every swallow that's what we're doing.

No. 630997

>>630993
Nta but this is what I don't get. I've had a post nasal drip for over a month so I know I'm downing my own snot by the gallon. What do anons care if I go to the bathroom to dig for my nose gold if I wash my hands afterward anyway? Pft.

No. 631001

I knew my professor put his homework answers online as he went through this course, so when the class ran last year I saved the answer files. I feel guilty, but when I have no motivation and cannot afford to fail this course I reference them for the questions I could solve on my own. I'm aiming for a B so I tell myself not to feel too bad.

No. 631051

i'm about to spend like 180 buckaroos on a bishoujo figure yeeha. i'm sick of hoarding my money.

No. 631064

>>631001
Anon, don’t feel bad. We are in the middle of a shitdemic and doing the best we can. I downloaded an app on my phone to help with my algebra homework, I am too slow on my own so it helps me stay on track, otherwise I would have given up.

No. 631069

>>631051
Give it to me, anon. Ebegging works right?

No. 631101

>>631051
>hoarding my money
>180 buckaroos

No. 631105

>>631051
Go for it! Which is it?

No. 631110

This probably goes for most of us on this site, but I can be so much horrendously more mean and confrontational here than irl. By miles. I'm very placating, soft, and understanding with people for the most part, but when anons here set me off even a little, it's freeing to have no filter.

No. 631121

>>631101
what point are you making

>>631105
I'm getting the bishoujo Pinhead!

No. 631125

>>631110
It's the most two faced people who are the meanest online.

No. 631129

>>631110
Do you think saying this makes you look good? It just makes you seem twofaced like >>631125 said

No. 631132

>>631129
No, it’s just the confession thread and it was on my mind today. It’s not that deep.

No. 631140

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>>631110
I'm the opposite, I don't go out of my way to be a dick but I'm pretty bold/confrontational irl whereas when people start infighting online I turn into pic related

No. 631144

>>631140
I love that pic so much and used it earlier this week in the June thread kek. I can be confrontational irl when I have to, like when customers/men are being inappropriate, but again, they’re people I don’t know or have attachment to, and they were dicks first. That’s how it goes here—if anons are being assholes to someone else/about something or say something egregiously stupid, I go off and it’s cathartic. It’s freeing to have no filter when it comes to arguing dumb shit. I don’t just pick random fights or respond to innocuous anons in the vent thread omg that’s not what I meant by my confession kek.

No. 631147

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>>631144
>mfw reading my own post and realizing I used annoying words for no fucking reason

No. 631149

>>631110
I can relate to this. I've gotten better even though sometimes I slip up and lash out at people if they've said something extremely stupid/hypocritical/rude. I think a lot of things stems from fear more than anything else. You have a lot of anger that you don't feel safe to reveal in person, so it ends up getting unleashed on to people who either don't deserve it, or who won't ever know that you were the one who did it because we're all anonymous here. I don't excuse this behavior in myself or others, but I know it doesn't stem from nothing.

No. 631154

I think I might be falling in love with my best friend. I know her since high school but we got distanced when we both went to college (we both are in our late 20s) and four years ago we reconnected and became inseparable. We talk about almost everything: random shit, sex, other friends, drama, our problems, and even the problems we have with our respective boyfriends. She is bisexual and I've been doubting my sexuality since I started to develop this crush on her. I keep fantasizing about scenarios where we go out and make out when we are both drunk. She is really flirty and it doesn't help because she keeps making jokes about us kissing and I get really fucking nervous and I don't know what to do.
I feel guilty since my relationship with my bf is really good right now but I keep thinking about her. I know this may be only a dumb crush but I can't help I want to smooch girls from time to time.

No. 631188

>>631154
Just cheat on your bf anon. It's not that big of a deal

No. 631216

>>631154
Have you considered telling your bf about this? Maybe he'd be okay with it. Kind of doubt it since it sounds like you have genuine feelings for her and aren't just looking to hook-up/experiment, but I think you owe it to him to be honest if you guys really do have a good thing going.

No. 631224


No. 631235

>>631154
How long have you been dating your bf anon? Sounds to me like it's been nearly or less than a year.

No. 631242

>>631154
>Not dumping your bf as soon as you find a compatible female partner
Who even are you?

No. 631246

>>631154
On one hand I agree with the >>631242 sentiment, on the other it kinda sounds like it's just a superficial crush for you and you might regret it because all you really wanted was to make out with a friend, not to have a relationship. It would be a good thing to bring up with your boyfriend for sure, though if he has some attachment issues there might be a negative reaction. Still, better to talk than to cheat.

No. 631313

I'm in a relationship but for the past week I've had a wicked craving for the sexual tension of dating and that rush you get when you're about to kiss a new lover for the first time. I miss the wordplay in flirting and the feeling of being seduced.

No. 631316

>>631313
That's good shit right there

No. 631336

I wish I had eugenia cooneys 2016-2018 body

No. 631343

>>631336
get therapy anachan.

slightly underweight can look cute on some girls but eugenia literally looks like a real life lich.

at this point i think her mother is secretly a necromancer.

No. 631345

>>631336
I'm sorry for whatever you've gone through that has lead to this mindset. Truly I am. I hope you're getting support.

No. 631346

>>631246
>>631216
I don't get it, what I should be telling him about it? So he can give me a freecard to kiss her? I'm not being sarcastic, I'm just trying to understand.

>>631235
We've been dating for 4 years and living together for 1.

>>631242
I wish I could but I love my bf. And besides of feeling guilt, what I feel about my friend has not interfered what I feel about him. This is why I wonder if this is just a crush. Can you be in love with two people at the same time? I don't think so.

No. 631347

>>631346
Samefag but I forgot to add that she also is in a relationship with a guy and they are planning on getting married next year. They've been together for 6 years I believe. And to make the situation even awkward: our bfs are friends.

No. 631348

I think anorexic bodies look creepy, but in a good way. I like to draw them sometimes.

No. 631356

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>>629429
>>629435
>>629515
Thanks anons
I probably will this Halloween also I forgot to mention another reason why I wanted to dress up as her as a tween is that she didn't wear a skirt/dress (I was a tomboy)so it made me even happier relating to her

No. 631364

at an impressionable age, I read this story about someone plucking a hair off their nipple that turned out to be a nerve, and another about the whole nipple coming off somehow. I must confess that scared me so badly, I just leave mine be. Even shower or sexual touching makes me nervous. I hate stories like that, and I will not be checking for replies

No. 631367

>>631364
>a nerve
well I used to pick at my nip hair but not anymore!

No. 631374

>>631364
Well that's terrifying. Sounds made up though tbh.

No. 631378

>>631364
i don't think that's real anon

No. 631379

>>629287
>>631356
This is so sweet/sad and relatable. Good luck, anon!

No. 631380

I love being confrontational too much. There's been times where I started screaming at people, lecturing them or daring them to hit me. I feel like that is the sign of a personality disorder. I'm also surprised I haven't been killed.

>>631364
My right nipple used to have one single big hair growing out of it like a pube.

No. 631384

>>631380
>I feel like that is the sign of a personality disorder
It is. Seek help. You sound like a nightmare to be around.

No. 631453

>>631380
>daring them to hit me
Oh my god, the second-hand embarrassment I feel rn. Crazy that this nightmare anon could be the same anon giving advice in the next thread.

No. 631566

>>631453
We'll know if the advice is "square up."

No. 631570

>>631364
I want to unread this so badly

No. 631821

I have to attend a work conference this week. It would've been something I normally had to travel for and visit with lots of vendors and other bullshit, but due to COVID it's all virtual. I've just been "popping in" to various virtual booths and workshops on my laptop but am really just playing vidya in the living room. Luckily all the workshops and vendors provided electronic handouts so I can just reference those when my boss asks how it was.

No. 631840

Vaginal sex terrifies me. I've tried to penetrate myself vaginal and it either hurt to much to continue or it was physically impossible. I bought some dilators like a month ago and I've only tried to use them once and stopped before I could barely get it in and I got scared. This is a big reason why I'm still a virgin at 24. I'd sooner have anal sex(and I have anally penetrated myself and it really didn't bother me) than vaginal sex.

No. 631841

>>631380
i had a friend that was just like you, seek help. it's exhausting caring for someone like that even if we love them very much. i hope you get better

No. 631862

>>631840
It's probably hurting because you are so scared of vaginal sex that you are not allowing yourself to be fully aroused. You need to get so turned on that it turns into a wet sock. So keep vaginal sex off of your mind for a while. You need to tease yourself, take yourself to the edge of wanting to be drilled, and then check to see if it's soaked out of the panties. Don't try anything until your panties are soakin' wet. That's when mine opens up the most, it's actually almost embarrassing because it looses its "grip" but the point is so that you don't get hurt.

No. 631878

>>631862
>>631840
I thought I was on /lgbt/ wow

No. 631888

>>631878
i hate trannies as much as the next farmer but some of us have vaginismus anon and it’s not fun

No. 631896

>>631878
I felt like a gross troon or scrote writing it too yeah. But I write elit so I'm not surprised it sounded gross.

No. 631916

>>631888
There are so many conditions that lead to women needing dilators but every time they are mentioned on here in relation to those conditions… someone just has to swoop in with 'eww I thought they were for trannies'

No. 631921

>>631916
Lol I knew I was gonna get someone accusing me of being a troon, and low and behold.

No. 631928

>>631916
Bruh I didn't even know that. The only time I've seen dialation mentioned is within the context of trannies

No. 631929

>>631916
>>631888
Nta but the dialator part wasn’t what sounded weird to me. It’s the anal sex and how fetishy hentai description of arousal.

No. 631932

>>631929
It’s a perfectly reasonable confession in the context, not fetishy?

No. 631934

>>631928
I mean you could argue that any poster with that little knowledge of womens conditions might actually be the trans/underage/male or whatever

No. 631938

>>631932
Okay buddy, I’m sure anon knew what arousal was, you just sounded fucking gross, since you’re not a troon then just go dry your pissed panties

No. 631939

>>631929
If vaginal play is proving impossible for them I can kinda see how they'd turn to anal as an outlet

No. 631940

I kinda wish I could try to befriend moo irl but there’s no way I’m going to fucking vegas

No. 631999

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>>631862
>wet sock

No. 632005

>>631999
Lmao this is killing me. Fr anon that was a horrendous choice of imagery and neither sexy nor anatomically accurate, but it is hilarious

No. 632027

File: 1600309804192.jpeg (101.53 KB, 1034x750, CAAA71B2-E6E9-485F-917F-66459D…)

I worked at a crisis hotline for a time and I quit because I couldn’t handle the amount of times I wanted to tell some dudes to just fucking do it pussy faggot. Some men will call repeatedly completely shitfaced and incoherent and there is literally nothing you can say or do, they just want someone to suffer with them. Lowkey still hope those cunts did it, can’t imagine some poor people having to put up with that shit irl.

No. 632037

>>632027
how'd you get that job, OP? not asking in a "sounds like you sucked!11!!" more a "how does one go about getting that job?" or were you more of a volunteer? anyways, I bet it happens to all workers at times in that field.

No. 632038

I feel like a disgusting weirdo because nostalgia smacked me in the face when a certain games anniversary recently passed and I was like "Man I miss this artist. Too bad they yeeted themselves out of the fandom"
but understand cuz the fandom was crazy in the hay day

No. 632040

>>632038
you're allowed to say Undertale, anon. no one cares unless they do lol

No. 632041

>>632040
You will be shunned and stoned actually

No. 632042

>>632040
haha it is undertale and I should be shunned since they were a nsfw artist. though it isn't uncommon for content creators to dip

No. 632051

I'm in my 5th week of college and I'm still contemplating dropping out. I'll never get the loan money back from it, but I don't see why putting myself in debt to fail online classes I have 0 motivation for is worth it at all. I'm never going to amount to anything, so why even bother.

No. 632052

>>632042
Damn, now I've got a confession. I've 100% drawn Sans ghost dick porn. It was one time, ok…but I was just feeling it. i blame it on being such a recluse, the degeneracy just spawns from isolation

No. 632055

>>632052
Sssh sssh…. the undertale fandom just gave thousands of people a new kink. Sans is oddly attractive

No. 632070

I'm 30 and I give money to young and attractive men on tiktok anonymously. I'm a female simp.

No. 632078

>>632070
This is honestly cute, I smiled.

No. 632085

File: 1600322833755.jpg (26.75 KB, 425x551, 61bC02UMeaL._AC_SX425_.jpg)

I genuinely cried when (undertale spoiler) papyrus rejected me for that date. I actually really liked him to the point where my boyfriend got me a Papyrus plushie. He's great and actually funny and caring and loving. Yeah I genuinely had a crush on that dumbass skeleton.

I'm a total loser that cries at video game rejections. Reminds me of my real life.

>picrel the plushie I got

No. 632090

>>632070
At least get some sexy pics out of it

No. 632102

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>>632070
jkjk, you do you anon

No. 632103

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No. 632136

I used to have an impregnation fetish, but after getting spammed with posts from moms telling all about their pregnwncies and afterwards (context: I was reading on a forum abiut an influencer who gets knocked up)
I am…disgusted? And it doesn't do anything for me anymore? As if I'm completely turned off from the whole subject. I'm very ashamed this used to be my fetish.

No. 632139

Sometimes I wish I was a man so I didn’t have to deal with any of this shit
But also men are ugly and dumb and I’m glad I’m not one

No. 632154

>>632085
That's ok, it was pretty upsetting

No. 632160

I'm not against killshelters and killstations.

No. 632214

>>632070
When I had reddit I gave a few awards to cute boys streaming on r/pan just because they were cute. Once I event commented something flirty but I regretted it immediately and felt guilty abt possibly having made him uncomfortable for the rest of the day, idk how men do it

No. 632237

when i was a teenager i used to masturbate to darcy x elizabeth smut

No. 632275

>>632237
I know what I'm searching for tonight…

No. 632281

>>632237
I started one once, until the idea of reading about Darcy's dick weirded me out. kek. Darcy's too much of a loser to get off to.

No. 632673

File: 1600384983757.png (65.62 KB, 500x445, doomer-girl-finds-a-boyfriend-…)

I was sexually aroused by doomer girls bf when I saw this picture

No. 632675

I read South Park fanfiction. I have favorite authors and everything.

No. 632685

>>632673
>tfw no Chad bf

No. 632699

>>632675
Me too, who are yours?

No. 632700

>>632673
kinda gay looking ngl

No. 632709

>>632699

On AO3: hollycomb, orphan_account, delires, Blankblank

On FF.net: Seaouryou, JoeMerl, SekritOMG

The Scenic Route by hollycomb is the first one I'd recommend if you read romance. You have to tell me yours to complete the shame circle.

No. 632714

>>632709
>orphan_account
Kek anon, orphan_account isn't an individual writer. It's abandoned works by a bunch of different people.

No. 632723

>>632714

Oh man, I thought she just changed her account name. But given what I'm talking about you can't expect me to be smart.

No. 632725

>>632723
You're not the first to make that mistake lol, just be happy she left the story up. Nothing worse than going into your bookmarks and seeing that something has been deleted without knowing what fic it was.

No. 632781

I feel like I discovered covering my laptop's camera too late and there's videos of me shirtless and binge eating floating around on the dark web.
>I'm also very paranoid and risk averse

No. 632793

>>632781
You’re popular in Latvia anon

No. 632930

I lowkey believe I would be a great drama youtuber and make decent money from it.

I'm good at being a combination of funny/bitchy/lightly bullying and fairminded. So many people in my life have said I'm the best to gossip with.

Making the videos would be doable because I have made videos and done voiceovers for work before so content wouldn't be shit-tier. Marketing experience so I know how to get the brand out there. And I think there's a niche for my perspective because people are getting tired of constant over-reporting on James Charles/JS/random TikTokers nobody gives a fuck about. I'd make something between drama updates and Primink's weirder videos deep diving on internet psychos.

If I ever completely give up on being a normie (this year is trying to break me fr) drama youtuber is my calling.

What's holding me back is fear of getting doxxed (I have a public career rn so that would be extra embarrassing) and the fact that I still have some shred of a soul that would feel bad making a profit off the BPD clusterfuck that is youtube. I tend to stick to anon gossip because I don't like hurting people's feelings in real life so here I can get plausible deniability that they're opting in to seeing it idk

empathy why u curse me i could be rich af by now

No. 632945

>>632930
>afraid of being doxxed
Could you just not show your face and use a VPN? If you ever decide to get into it, self post in the YT snow thread kek I’d love to watch

No. 632957

>>632945 yeah unfortunately once you start making money from this shit it's much more likely you'll get doxxed. You need to use your real identity for Adsense and Patreon etc, you can take precautions but never be totally safe.

I even thought about setting up a generic company to associate with those things so it wouldn't use my real name, but in my country whoever owns/directs companies is public record so I'd have to set it up overseas, you can see how it turns into a whole ball ache. And the idea of doing another set of taxes every year gives me heart palpitations too

No. 632958

I'm in a country where cashiers don't do that whole "have a nice day!" thing when they serve you. I've been crushing on a guy who works in a local shop and every time he makes an effort to say some nice shit to me I'm inclined to read into it…I already feel like he eyes me on my way in sometimes

Just typing that out really highlights how sad I am lol. I might very well be imagining the whole thing.

No. 632993

>>631110
I'm brutal to men but extremely kind to women.

No. 633059

>>632958 this is adorable anon. There's no harm in indulging in a little fantasy about your crush even if he's just being nice

No. 633091

I think I am too harsh of a critic of women. I grew up surrounded by almost exclusively women and I am more attracted to women but I judge them more harshly, like I put them on a higher level of standards while I think of men as bottom of the barrel so anything they do doesn't phase me but if a woman says or does something I think is dumb I am much more surprised. Does this make sense? I feel I need to lower my standards, women are only humans afterall.

No. 633106

>>633091
Yeah I hold women to a higher moral pedestal as well. Men I expect to be trash so it doesnt shock me.

No. 633299

Always thought my friend's husband was hot. Fit, pretty face, kind but not a doormat. but then found out he was a virgin when they met and he's only been with her. Christ why does that make him so much hotter. Like he's pure and I could deflower him. (Some flowers bloom twice ok) I sound like a scrote wtf is wrong with me.

I'd kill to be their unicorn or swing with them. Hey God it's me anon, is a spitroast with him and my boyfriend too much to ask? She can do whatever she wants to my guy as long as I get to crush hers with my thighs and have that face look up at me.

Hell she can do whatever she wants to me too. Me and her flirt and she's bi too so I think we could have plenty of fun. But the main event would be me her man piledriving me tbh, or him and my bf DPing me omg. I need to stop.

Ugh if I brought it up 90% chance they'd say no. But a degenerate can dream

No. 633305

>>633299
I can't imagine fucking one person and then commiting to marriage, even as a woman (and not the most sex obsessed woman either) I would want to experience other people and at least get that out of my system

Anyway, you freaky thing you. Behave yourself anon! lol

No. 633335

>>633299
eww imagine being this anon's friend and hearing this about your husband

No. 633342

>>633305
I've had amazing sexual chemistry with only person before. If I can find someone with a personality to match the sexual chemistry I once felt id propose on the spot. I'm the happiest in monogamy. I yearn for the elusive loyal male uwu

No. 633346

>>633335
Imagine having a husband no one wants to fuck

No. 633357

>>633335
That's just the freaky shit that happens in peoples heads. Nta but in my head I've fucked so many of the guys that I casually interact with in real life. Guess that's my confession lol

No. 633444


No. 633457

when i was 9 or 10 i drew a big page of anthropomorphic cat women with various sizes of boobs and butts, like those hentai lineups where the ones with smaller chests are embarrassed and looking at the bigger chested ones. i was scared of being found out and didn't know where to put it so i just stuck it behind the couch in a family member's office instead of my room because i was a dumb kid… nobody ever talked about it or brought it up even after the room was cleaned and repurposed into a bedroom. i imagine my family probably found it and laughed their asses off. i was a huge coomerette as a child and discovered Newgrounds hentai at a very impressionable age, sometimes i wish i had been born a generation earlier so i would've had less access to degenerate furry porn and Meet 'n' Fuck games

No. 633460

>>633457
Kek anon I love you. One time my mom discreetly handed me a folded piece of paper and told me to be more careful with my things, it was a naked drawing of my teen boyfriend with his big semi erect dick flopped to one side. It was good work imo.

No. 633464

>>633457
This reminded me that I drew a tentacle hentai comic when I was 15 and hid it under my bed, I assumed I threw it away but I don't ever remember doing so

No. 633470

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>>633457
Hey, meet n’ fuck games were retarded but they were better than watching extra-degenerate shit and talking to scrotes on the internet.

No. 633471

>>633470
Heheh, I definitely enjoyed my fair share of Meet N Fuck when I was younger. Before Meet N Fuck tho, I found the Jake's Booty Call series. It was so so bad, but I was 8 and excited to see animated shenanigans, I guess.

No. 633521

>>633470
ok, you're right, the actual worst shit i saw on NG as a child was not Meet n Fuck but rather highly realistic (furry?) porn of a nazi ant girl being fucked in a prison camp

No. 633627

I've been masturbating everyday when I feel stressed or anxiety. It's the only thing that gets rid of it fast. Am I a coomer now?

No. 633650

>>633627
For the hundredth time, no.

No. 633749

I was facetiming with my ugly pickme friend today. She was complaining about not being able to get with some guy. I told her that maybe it was because she is ugly. She started crying and I told her to suck it up. She really is worthless kek. I love seeing pickmes cry.

No. 633750

>>633749
…..you again

No. 633752

>>633749
ok anon

No. 633754

>>633749
this happened

No. 633761

>>633749
lmao that is hilarious. I wish i could put pickmes in their place(samefagging)

No. 633769

>>633749
>>633761
You're so embarrassing anon

No. 633771

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I love insta "model" fashion, and I think i would look good in it, but I don't have the inner confidence to pull it off. pics not the best example but it's pretty close

No. 633783

>>633749
I don't think you're friends anon, you're bullying an acquaintance, not a friend.

No. 633787

>>633771
That looks incredibly cheap, I'm not talking about trashy, just like $3 aliexpress tier, get some taste
>>633783
Resident role-player, pay it no mind

No. 633795

>>633783
She's only in our friend group because she's such a cow. But it's not really bullying if you deserve it, imo.

>>633787
Why are you so willing to bat for a pickme anon?

No. 633799

>>633795
Hey anon, I bet you look ugly to people too. Show some compassion. There's enough males to go around and if this person is so ugly what are you worried about

No. 633802

>>633799
She's a cow with a terrible personality (hence why she has no friends) so it's fun to make fun of her. Understand? And guys have low standards, what a surprise.

No. 633803

>>633795
>>633802
Why haven't you killed yourself yet? Get a different shtick

No. 633805

>>633802
Yet here you are online claiming she's your annoying ugly friend. Must be a pretty dry groupchat if your form of entertainment is talking about a bore.

No. 633807

>>633803
lmao you're seething

>>633805
Says the person on a gossip imageboard. She is annoyig and that's why she doesn't have any friends.

No. 633811

I’m getting sick and tired of my mentally Ill best friend. I would always coddle her and ignore my own feelings when she got emotional as fuck. Now I feel like our friendship is worthless because it all depends on me and how I respond to her.

No. 633813

>>633807
1) We're both on this board
2) I dont make friends with cows, that reflects on you bunny
3) I'm def not in your boring gc

No. 633815

>>633813
It's fun to fuck around with people. Give it a try sometime.

Anyways my ugly pickme buddy said that it wasn't a big deal that RBG died today and that she should have resigned earlier. So yeah she totally had it coming to her. She is so obnoxious lmao, someone should put her in her place.

No. 633816

>>633811
went through the same thing anon, and all of our mutuals basically froze me out when I stopped being so available to her because 'she needs the support' etc. Put yourself first anon, I did and I don't regret it. Always look for 2-way friendships.

No. 633867

I think I'm technically depressed right now, low in motivation to get up or go out, my dental hygiene has slipped lately. I don't mind this type of depression though. I used to have the really intense and agonizing crying my eyes out type… And compared to that, this is easy going.

No. 633873

I'm literally autistic and want more female friends but so many women are either super judgemental, pretentious or are easily offended, I just find it hard to connect with people like that and I cringe at fake laughs

No. 633881

>>633873
I'm autistic and have short hair so any time I try to befriend a woman I'm paranoid that they must think I'm gay and hitting on them

No. 633953

i study to lo-fi hip hop beats

No. 633954

>>633873
you sound pretty judgemental yourself anon

No. 633958

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>>633953
This you?

No. 633960

>>633953
Me too
Makes me feel relaxed

No. 633975

>>633958

Yeah I'm the cat on the windowsill, taking a nap

No. 633979

>>633873 Listen. If you find yourself judged by all girls, you should probably check your own behavior. Maybe the reason you haven't made female friends has to do with the fact you deem them fake

No. 633983

i shaved my head again so i cant hide from the fact that im ugly

No. 633984

>>633983
you shouldn't hide from being ugly, you should wear it proudly like a medal

No. 634000

>>633983
I like shaved heads on women, used to have one myself and yeah it's kind of unforgiving.. but can be cute at the same time

No. 634045

File: 1600540085317.jpeg (61.28 KB, 759x506, 542C4AFA-6797-4492-9533-B993E0…)

I’m falling in love with an influencer

parasocial relationships are no joke, anons

No. 634052

File: 1600540409322.jpg (293.2 KB, 1266x1266, 1553468795-IMG_0218.jpg)

My back teeth (from pre molar to onwards) look just like Lillee Jean's.

Thank god that no one but my dentist sees them.

No. 634060

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I just spent almost five minutes rehearsing how exactly I was going to say "thank you" when my crush compliments my new earrings today, thats really the type of bitch i turned into huh

No. 634061

>>634045
Which influencer is it ?

No. 634063

My ugly pickme friend is
>Ugly
She is ugly so the thinks that male attention is a compliment and that other women should be flattered like she is. She said she was surprised when a man asked for her number on the bus once. Barf.
>Has no friends
Besides my friend group (we aren't really her friends) she is friends with a tranny. Again, barf. She's really pathetic.
>Religious even though she wasn't raised that way
Fucked up and delusional.
>Thinks that feminism is overrated
>Has stupid political opinions
This is despite me telling her how shit tier they are
>Has a terrible job
She makes minimum wage despite having a college degree and seethes over my career
>Constantly sticking up for scrotes

Honestly I love making her cry because she is obnoxious and deserves it. I don't know anyone more pathetic than her. lol, My question is why the fuck would anyone want to bat for her?

No. 634064

>>634045
It's not a confession unless you name them..

No. 634111

>>634063
Why do you even keep her around if you hate her that much? You sound just as pathetic.

No. 634119

>>634063
Is this that roommate anon again

No. 634126

>>633954
this should go with outside saying but obviously I mean women I interact with in real life on a regular basis. Obviously I haven't met the billions of women in the world
>>633979
It's not all of them, but because of my autism I can be awkward or come off as shy which a lot of women turn away from, or they just tell other people "oh I just get a bad feeling from anon"
I deem the women I met to be fake because a lot of women are undeniably two-faced. There's a difference between having basic manners for people and just being fake. The types of fake I interacted with are
>the fake tough girl who is pretty much a human version of all the "yas queen" twitter memes, they like to come off as confident and strong but you can tell deep down are super insecure and put down others
>the girls who act hot shit but can't post a picture of themselves without a Snapchat filter
>aesthetic obsessed girls who make an aesthetic their personality
>pickmeshas
>the typical snooty girl, a lot of them have oddball diets, nothing is wrong with dieting but this is just a trait among them, fake laugh a lot and claim high success while being mundane, a lot of these women tend to be toxic and shitty when their mask comes off

The women I usually get along with are 40+ yr old minority women, don't know but I have trouble relating to anyone my age

No. 634128

>>634063
People don't bat for her, they criticize you because you're a piece of shit.
>keeping someone in your friend group as a "personal cow"
Two faced and almost psychopatic.
>expecting her to change her opinions just because you told her to
??????

No. 634140

>>634063
This must be roommate anon.
Hey, if you want to fuck her so much, just get a sex doll or hire a hooker that looks like her, it will be better than constantly sitting there with horny thoughts about her.

No. 634143

>>634126
I just learned to befriend women who are "tomboys" or (non pickme) nerdy types. I don't get along with normie girls because they inevitably get judgmental about me not being into men and have these weird internalized misogynistic expectations on themselves. Though, more "tomboyish" or "nerdy" women can be like that too. Better yet if they're asexual or (probably) lesbian. I hate males as friends as they always want you to be their maid or your play girlfriend so pass.

No. 634144

>>634143
I mean better if they are asexual or lesbian

No. 634246

All my close friends are from rich families but I literally have so little money I often go without food for days bc I spend so much money on self-medicating with alcohol to calm my anxiety so can go in public without feeling like I'm going die.

No. 634263

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I have a neighbors downstairs with a dog that wont stop barking. I'm talking, it will bark for hours on end and it's starting to give me headaches, even with my windows shut all the way. No idea why it does this, but i really want to fins out where they live so i can leave a big bag of shit on their front door.

No. 634274

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Some time ago I posted in the Dumbass shit thread about a friend who went full Non-binary, neo pronouns, poly, and other stuff, I tried to keep with the friendship but she pushed all of us to the side because one of us likes Hazbin Hotel and that makes the whole group toxic or some crap.

But now that time went on, I am actually glad she left.

But really sucks loosing my friend and I feel like a jerk for feeling that I will never forgive her for leaving us for petty reasons, and even making passive agressive posts about us, even when she knew we where having bad times. But she did it anyways, now I can do more stuff than before, I can post my ramblings about cute men without having someone to complain at me "Your post fetishizes gay men and that´s homophobia!" or "You are eraising his coded-gay identity and that´s homophobia!"

I don´t wish any harm on her, I just don´t think we could get along again if she keeps with that "Everything you do is problematic as a cis straight wahman" talk, still, I´m glad that she made her choice to just leave the Internet.

P.D. She hasn´t answer my Discord invitation yet.

No. 634279

>>634274
Huh why the Hazbin Hotel part?

No. 634283

I made my mom and older sister hate each other just because my sister gave me insecurity issues for being fat growing up (ironically she's overweight now while I'm normal weight) My mom used to deny me from going to the therapist to address my self esteem issues so I decided to fuck up their relationship. I lied to my mom about how my sister was manipulating me to rebel against her and lied to my sister about how my mom constantly shit talks her ever since she moved out with her husband. I don't really regret anything because now my mom treats me like a prized possession in my 20's but I feel kind of bad because my mom can't see her granddaughter now.

No. 634285

>>634263
this is my fear, that I can't control my dogs anxiety so he barks so much that he drives my neighbors crazy. im so sorry you have to deal with that anon.

No. 634286

>>634279
because "muh stereotyping of gay and poc characters" and one of the people in hell hating gay people

No. 634289

>>634279

Believe it or not, there are some people who think Hazbin is too problematic and legit feel offended over it.

For example, I heard some stuff about it transphobic because Angel is a coded-trans woman and a porn actor and that was bad but is also homophobic because being the flamboyant gay man character is also bad (?)

And some overthinking stuff about how it might hurt minorities, also some stuff about Vivz going around.

My friend began to parrot all that stuff but one of the group actually likes Hazbin, not even on a obssesive level, just casually liking posts about it, but she still got salty over it, rebloging multiple times a meme saying "HH fans are so annoying, god bless" and then block that person.

No. 634291

>>634289
the only crime hazbin hotel has committed is being annoying and ugly

No. 634333

File: 1600573850017.jpg (94.05 KB, 800x800, n2hhlyshn6plinfzehn7.jpg)

I voted for Trump in 2016 and I literally want to kms every time I recall it.
For context, I'm white and grew up in a super Republican state with my only exposure to politics from my insufferable radical conservative father who loved Fox News. I was legitimately brainwashed, having never heard the other side and only listening to heavily skewed media. I only realized how fucked up my views were a few months after voting and then did a total 180 politically. Since I voted when I was 18, the time afterwards in college helped me to think critically and I was able to form my opinions on the issues. I genuinely have changed and I regret that vote more than anything. My career now is dedicated to helping the poor–something that I never cared about because I grew up thinking that people who were poor were lazy.
But regardless of how I've changed completely as a person I'm mortified that I actually voted for Trump in 2016. I don't think voter records are accessible by search for my state but my voter history could probably be requested. I feel like people will heckle me if they know which is why I'd never tell anyone, but I expect to maybe tell the person I date in the future. I feel selfish even confessing this because people have had their lives ruined by the Trump administration. I'm so sorry to all of those who have. Let's all vote his ass out in November.

No. 634351

>>634333
Holy shit anon same. Like almost completely same. I haven't even told my closest friends that I voted for Trump. Only my bf and a few of my family members know, and they still give me shit about it. I don't recommend telling anyone tbh. Just stay quiet about it and maybe talk to a therapist if you're really feeling guilty about it.

No. 634356

>>634333
The "white women voted for Trump" is such a bunch of bullshit. It wasn't 53% of white women, it was 53% of white women who voted. More white men voted for him but I never see "white men voted for Trump". What's the fucking point in going to a liberal rally for a dumbass sign like that.

No. 634385

Growing up I was really poor and once a week the town would arrange for the bakery to bring us a huge box of day old/frozen desserts. I'm talking pastries, cheesecake, brownies, cinnamon buns, coffee cake, and donuts all in the same box. I was so embarrassed but at the same time I really looked forward to that day of the week lol

No. 634395

>>634356
Well it's sort of a given that white men voted for Trump. Most white men are republicans.

No. 634408

>>634333

No one will ever know who you voted for if you don’t tell them.

The sign is disturbing. It’s much easier to bully white women than white men because women usually do not defend themselves when attacked. It’s cowardly.

There is also a new trend of claiming that white women lie about rape. This is even more disturbing.

No. 634442

I judge people who lose their cats so much like they're so irresponsible, can't you close the door? Protect your cat ffs

No. 634444

Most of my posts on this site just have password as a password and sometimes I think about trying to delete random posts thinking they left the default too.

No. 634446

>>634444
what if… I just deleted your post… haha just kidding.. unless?

No. 634447

>>634446
i'm too smart for you anon, i keymashed, even I don't know the password……. this is on this site forever now

No. 634448

>>634447
I've been foiled again!

No. 634478

>>634444
I always thought the password was something randomly generated wtf

No. 634487

>>634444
Wait, what? There’s a default password? I thought that if you left that field, there would just be no password at all.

No. 634504

My post was way too long but anyway, tldr; I'm sick of my friends stagnating, still acting like anime obsessed teenagers who complain about not having a job after graduating from university or a bf when it's entirely their fault, after refusing amazing opportunities that are basically given to them for free which I could never dream of and not making any effort to get in a relationship with anyone and even making efforts to be as unattractive as possible and then acting a bit jealous and passive-agressive of me for graduating before them because I made efforts to study and of one of our friends who found a job abroad at the beginning of the year and is dating a guy. I love them but they're annoying me more and more and I'm wondering if having them as friends isn't actually going to be a problem for me in the long run.

No. 634505

>>634478
>>634487
lol no i have the power to delete all your "password" posts

No. 634510

File: 1600612428852.jpg (106.34 KB, 960x960, cat.jpg)

Whenever my cats go to my bf to cuddle with him, I get jealous and hurt. Cats in general always love him while I have to bribe them with treats although I am the crazy cat lady and spend all of my time with them. That is why I insist on always feeding them to make sure they bond with me as well. I feel horrible because I should be happy for my partner and my cats and they do like me as well. My confession is that I sometimes rustle with a toy or open a can of cat food when they cuddle with my bf so that they come to me. My bf once called me out on my behavior which is fair enough, but he made it even worse by saying "I will be their number 1 from now on." NO YOU WON’T CAT THIEF

No. 634511

>>634510
Cats tend to like people who ignore them, for some reason.
Maybe pay your kitties a little less attention so they have the chance to get all up in your business.
Could be that they like your boyfriend's natural smell, too, though.

No. 634513

>>634511
True! Also try playing with your kitties, not just cuddling. They’ll love it and you. But yeah, the ignoring thing, for some reason, is big. Even my bunny does it, both of them love my bf who doesn’t go out of his way to pet either of them, even though he loves the cat.

No. 634528

File: 1600614801915.jpg (15.63 KB, 570x285, dsfnl3ypyrnz.jpg)

Sometimes I wish I never had that growth hormone treatment as a kid until my teenage years just out of curiosity. Like, what would have happened in that case.

I got all the downside of growing up and puberty with none of the advantages anyway and I still suffered from "side effects" of my disorders despite the treatment. I'm sure if I never took these hormone injections I'd be a legit midget like these two actors in pic related and be able to get some sort of disability benefit but my social life would have be even more of a disaster. I wish I knew someone like me who I could talk to but it seems like I don't know anyone in my situation and if I do that means their treatment worked WAY better on them than on me so I wouldn't even be able to suspect they even needed it in the first place.

No. 634537

>>634528
maybe find a forum for your needs? I think thats the easiest way to find people like you

No. 634544

>>634537
I have looked and at best what I find is forums from the mid-2000s with parents asking each other how they're handling the situation. Most of what I can find is just a bunch of detailed studies made by medical students and guys who take unnecessary growth hormone injections to dope themselves for sports or to look fit. I'm still looking though.

No. 634591

>>634510
Lmao I know how you feel, anon. One of my cats always preferred my ex over me and it made me incredibly jealous. I'm glad we broke up, now both cats dedicate all their love and affection to me. Cats > men anyway.

No. 634593

File: 1600623216083.jpg (6.61 KB, 182x182, prettyboy.jpg)

My step sister broke up with her boyfriend for unknown reasons but pretty sure he cheated on her. Is it bad I don't feel too sorry for her and almost delighted even? She was always a bitch to me when little, and grew up to be very conceited and superficial, so she attracted a guy just like her. Pic related, the guy looked like a fuckboy. I almost feel like she got in a relationship with him just for bragging rights. He did not look like husband material, and like the type to jerk off to his own reflection. I'm also happy that my relationship i never publicize on social media is going strong and that maybe all those couples i see online taking cutesy pics with eachother aren't as happy as they seem. inb4 jinxed it kek

No. 634596

>>634544
I hope you'll find something that'll help you, take care

No. 634605

>>634351
My dad is giving me shit because he knows that I'm going to vote for Biden and the other Dems in November. He's so delusional that he thinks our basically permanently red state is going to be flipped blue because of the 'liberal agenda'. If I didn't manage to get out and change my views then I'd probably believe the same.

No. 634612

Ive acted so tough and callous when asked about my birthday, telling myself to suck it up, because i am in my twenties, telling myself that im not one of those ''birthday people'' and grown-ups dont need birthday parties anymore. On the outside, i pretend to be so nonchalant about it, but ive always wanted a birthday party filled with presents, people that adore me and a birthday cake for myself because the last time i had my own birthday cake was almost 12 years ago…Im jealous w/ the people that had that kind of things handed to them. Happy birthday to me i guess…

No. 634633

i cant help but look down on people who buy funko pops

No. 634635

>>634633
Why are you ashamed? This is a normal and understandable behavior. People have taste wouldn't buy funko pops.

No. 634636

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>>634612
happy bday anon ilu

No. 634637

>>634635
it’s moreso the fact that i look down on people and less the fact that i hate funko pops. i just sense a mental deficiency in anyone who collects them and i kinda feel bad about that. only a little though kek

No. 634662

>>634063
Based. You are doing god's work. Don't know why everyone is shitting on you.

No. 634677

>>634637
me too anon. If you’re not a kid/middle schooler I can’t help but wonder why they spend $20-$30 on a piece of square chunk garbage. At least import a high-detail figure and give the money to someone who deserves it

No. 634771

I found porn at a very young age, like 10 or so. As a result I ended up with a porn addiction well until my freshman year of highschool.
I even went as far as to reading shota and loli hentai.
The guilt about the fucked up porn I watched pales in comparison to the guilt I feel over having ever read that shit. I seriously wish that I could go back in time and prevent myself from ever finding hentai. It makes me want to kill myself everyday. I don't know how to let the guilt go, I wish I never found porn and discovered it in a healthy way like normal kids.
I even thought I was sexually abused up until a couple of years ago but now I think I dreamed it all.

I've considered telling this to my therapists but I was always afraid of what they would think of me. I'm not attracted to kids but I'm scared that they would think I was.

Please feel free to shred me to pieces. I just needed to get it off my chest.

No. 634779

>>634771
Anon whilst none of that was healthy or cool, that's a really normally experience for many farmers. Are you new here? You're with your people.
Go read some old posts and know that it's not the end of the world, you're going to be okay

No. 634780

>>634771
Damn anon, I talked about being addicted to fucked up porn not even a week ago. Its good to know youre not alone atleast.

No. 634790

>>634771
I developed a weird fetish/porn habit young. Welcome to the group anon!

Trying to wean myself off the porn, so far failing.. my kink is less concerning but I still don't have the guts to tell a therapist either.

No. 634796

>>634771
As you can see, many share the struggle. I see posts like this pretty often here. Don’t beat yourself up too hard. The important part is you were disciplined enough to deprogram yourself anon.

No. 634814

>>634809
I think you definitely did the right thing. There were no negative intentions, you weren't trying to break up a family, so dw about what your ex says. Men just like to look out for other men, no matter what they did. I think it's good you told her, and considering she confided in you she probably appreciates what you did too. If she didn't she for sure would of cussed you out or something lol

No. 634815

>>634809
I don't think you did anything wrong. I think it was the right thing to do given the situation, actually. It sounds like you're dealing with a lot of gaslighting and guilt-tripping from your ex, and that's maybe why you feel so bad?

I wouldn't expect much communication from the wife though. She's probably going through a rough time right now and may have some mixed feelings about the situation.

No. 634817

>>634809
I saw your post earlier. I think you did the right thing. If your bf's friend didn't want his wife to dump him for being a whore who could potentially give her STDs he just needed to not cheat on her.

No. 634820

>>634809
My ex cheated.. cheated for so long behind my back that he got HPV, gave it to me and it had enough time to cause cell damage in me and leave me with pre-cancer before I fucking knew about it. I was in a 'monogamous' relationship so not testing myself like I should've been (if id known)

There are dangers that he's bringing her way by cheating. She certainly has the right to know that her health is being gambled with… fuck any guy telling you otherwise. And that's just the health part

No. 634830

>>634596
Thanks anon. I'll keep occasionally looking for forums but there's still only old forums about parents making everything about themselves and refusing treatments for their kids (in my country it's free for the patients so they can't use the "it's expensive" excuse) to teach them that it's ok to be short! real friends will love you anyway, just like in silly cartoons! even though potential employers won't want to hire a 1m30 tall, baby faced man or woman for a job that requires talking or negotiating with clients and being taken seriously in general, nobody will want to date or fuck them except weirdos and in severe cases they won't be able to have kids themselves because of delayed or no puberty.

There are some of them who talk about how their kids have very specific problems like Turner's syndrome or a tumor which caused their growth hormone deficiency but that doesn't apply to me, mine happened on it's own which is even rarer.

No. 634834

>>634662
That just means you're a piece of shit too, anon.

No. 634836

>>634771
Same anon. Got addicted to hentai because I was watching anime, and stumbled on it.

I don't want to normalize it by saying this, but using porn makes people more and more desensitized, and look for more extreme stuff, it's normal to end up in some depraved places.

No. 634853

>>634820
this is my worst nightmare anon, i’m so sorry to hear this happened to you. i hope you’re doing much better and i hope you’re happy and healthy now!

No. 634867

About to masturbate to Supernatural fanfiction. I hate myself.

No. 634868

I'm still in love with my abusive ex and am so touch starved and can only think about him. Even though I remember he is an ex for a reasons nd when he was literally begging me to stay longer at his I would wany to leave and now that I'm alone I want to be with him. Why am I like this?

No. 634869


No. 634911

There’s this song I’ve been listening to that reminds me of a guy I used to message. We were sharing music and I sent him love songs by kaash Paige. He said he really liked the song and so he put it in his playlist. I knew him only for a month but I deleted him because he always dry texted smh. Im listening to it rn and I’m missing him really bad.

No. 635090

i think rimming is hot. on both genders

No. 635091

>>634867
good luck anon

No. 635099

>>635090
I used to feel like that too. My germophobe ways have increased though and now I have conflicting feelings when I remember the stuff I used to get up to

No. 635109

i’ll never act on it because i have self-respect and i know it’s just my retarded mental illness talking kek

i have these thoughts of wanting to manipulate shitty men/bottom of the barrels into liking or wanting me sometimes. i remember one confessed to liking me and basically was at my heel, tried to submissive rp with me because i’d talk to him once in a while kek, maybe i’m a huge bitch or just psychotic, but something of making these shitty men borderline obsess over you because they can’t get anything better is satisfying in a way. I don’t seek out these situations for the most part because it’s a very odd feeling to think these things and it’s something I’m a bit scared to bring up in therapy ngl, however i’ll get over it when that time comes.

definitely think this is just the retaliation of being in that position of “vulnerability” i suppose? except i was being abused & manipulated in multiple scenarios while these men will latch onto the first vagina they’ll see or interact with, especially online. Typing this out makes me feel like a crazy cunt lol, it was good to get it off of my chest. has anybody else felt like this or am i just another textbook bpd-chan

No. 635146

>>635090
I once rimmed a middle aged guy when i was underage and stupid and he didn't really taste (even smell) of anything so I guess he must've came prepared. I wouldn't mind doing it again as long as the ass is clean as it can be. But I won't actively enjoy it. Nothing about it is hot imo

No. 635171

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I eat my own scabs. I’ve also eaten my mom’s and fiancé’s scabs. Would I eat a stranger’s scabs, you ask? Absolutely not. That’s fucking disgusting.

No. 635172

>>635171
Wtf. Do you ask for their scabs and they give it to you?

No. 635174

>>635172
Nah, it happens when I scratch their scalp or back. They have no idea.

No. 635181

This is something I'm proud of but in hindsight it could have easily failed and backfired and I could never ever admit this to anyone

It's how I got my Pakistani family to be more secular and I do not advise anyone to do what I did because it took a lot of time and dedication (for me about 5 months) and as stated before it could have easily backfired

This happened around 3 years ago, my Family was a little too religious, my family was concerned about me and wanted to me a better slave to Allah, so at this point I had already given up my faith but I knew if I admited I would get killed so I planned a risky as hell operation

I did nothing but read the Quran and the various Hadiths for a month, start wearing hijab like all the time, delete all my songs(though I had them backed up on some spare usbs) from my laptop and mobile, my family is deligted by the "progress" I'm making at the start

I start quoting random hadith's in various situations like all the time, which somewhat annoys my parents but their still proud, I then start screaming haram and shirk at anything and everything. getting into some minor arguments with my parents and with them often giving up and relenting that I'm right, I purposely let my grades fall and they start asking me if something is wrong and I tell them the Quran and the wisdom of the Muhammad is the only knowledge that I need and those otter books were made by kafirs, this is the point they get really concerned

I start arguing at school with teachers about how they agents of the Zionists, I start lecturing my own family for not practicing Islam, start criticizing my mother for not wearing a hijab all the time and my father and brothes for not keeping long beards, I insult my own father's manhood for keeping a small beard
I start forcing my family to pray at inconvenient times. Once cut an important business call and demanded that he attend the namaz right that moment. They honestly start becoming miserable but they still deal with it
So I Start randomly testing them their knowledge of quran, especially if there are guests present. Tell them how ashamed of them I was. Guests get flustered and often times praise me in public but they are embrassed as hell and the aunties talk bad about me in their social circles,

I start praising isis and jihadist groups and harass nyt father for money, to buy plane tickets to Afghanistan or syria and Tell them I want to "Recruit" my friends if they dont give me the money

Suddenly they are talking about being more modern at home. And I know their near their breaking point

One day, declare that I was going to throw out the TV and break it with a stick. Because TV is haram, and claim, TV is making them fall away from Allah

My mom literally yells at me slaps me,(all acording to plan). They change my school and send me to this non muslim private school. Get me off all kinds of religious programs.

We go on a vacation in England, they are trying their hardest to get me forget about islamic shit. (I was pretending not to have a good time but I was enjoying everything actually)

send me to computer class and sports club(things i used to beg for )

I keep up the act for a couple more days and pretented to eventually forget all that.
They encouraged me to read works by non-muslims

>My father and brothers used to got to mosque every friday without fail, but after my whole debacle it gradually became a monthly thing and now it has come to ramadan and eid only visits.


>Mom has become more modern in terms of clothing, doesn't unnecessarily dons hijab, haven't seen her wearing burkha from the last 3 years. Also looks generally happier than she used to be.


And that's it, something I really put so much effort in that it ended up working, I really did think around the midway point that it would fail but it worked for me and I'm glad that I did it

No. 635186

File: 1600699919010.jpg (54.08 KB, 572x303, 1599764922488.jpg)

>>635171
As the booger-eating anon, this disturbs me.

No. 635191

>>635181
This is. Incredible. Did you ever slip? Did anyone else, like friends or anything, know what you were doing? I'm glad that it worked out well for you and your family and that you all seem happier, truly. ♥

No. 635193

>>635181
This is awesome and I'm happy for you anon. Must have been hell for you though. I can imagine the embarassment.

No. 635197

>>635191
No not a soul, just had myself and thankfully my parents left me alone cause they didn't wanna get lectured me, but still I never let my guard down (paranoia helps sometime) I used to goto University studying psychology, but corona has put that on hold for last months now, still much happier in the last 3 years since I've ever been, I don't want to come out with my athiesmt just yet (cause it's still a death penality here in Pakistan) so just waiting to go to Europe to get my masters

No. 635199

>>635181
You're a fucking criminal mastermind, anon. Bravo. This is amazing and so fulfilling to read.

No. 635201

>>635181
basedest thing I've ever read, congrats anon

No. 635203

>>635181
I'm speechless. I don't even know and yet I'm so goddamn proud of you lol.

No. 635204

File: 1600701320376.jpg (25.78 KB, 640x477, keikaku.jpg)

>>635181
You're amazing, how long did this last?

No. 635205

>>635181
I’m extremely happy for you.

No. 635215

>>635204
5 and half months, I thought long and hard about this decision and put insane amount of effort into this act, strangely enough when I was younger and actually a Muslim, reading Quran and the hadith's were so hard for me to learn and keep track of but knowing Quran is literal bullshit that is just eastern Christianity mixed with a lot of Arab paganism demystified and made it as easier for me to study

No. 635219

>>635181
shit anon that’s amazing

No. 635229

>>635181
that's crazy. anon, if you wanna get out of pakistan and this is the kind of plans you come up with, you'll make it far.

No. 635231

>>635229
I have some plans, I'm slowly Hoping to get my father and older brother away from Islam and hope they became atheists but I can never be sure of that cause honestly I know they would be afraid, cause again literal death penalty and complete social osrricization from friends and family and thats one of the better options cause i know my uncle would actually kill my father (his own brother)if my father left islam, another plan I have made is faking being Christian to get to either America or Argentina and Brazil from some Christian NGO, yeah I know about all the troubles of Brazil but it's still better then Pakistan

No. 635235

>>635231
i hope you get what you want anon, much respect

No. 635239

>>635181
Based. Great work, anon.

No. 635253

>>635181
queen shit anon, hope you become a politician one day

No. 635289

File: 1600707697050.jpg (35.83 KB, 720x716, FB_IMG_1600618292670.jpg)

This dumb as fuck but, my bf really likes it when I spit on him and hit him during sex. However I get really sad after It. I don't wanna hurt him, even if he wanted me to.

No. 635290

>>635289
im jealous

No. 635301

>>635289
How did you meet him?

No. 635319

>>635301
We met and got together in our last year of high school. He hasn't got any family issues and he isn't a cumbrain so I think it's just a weird kink.

No. 635353

>>635289
Hot. Lol but also anon, please don't do anything that makes you sad. This is just as bad as letting a bf spank or choke you if you're not into it. Even if it's a kink that places him in the submissive role, it still requires your participation, so it should be an activity you both enjoy. If you think him talking about why he likes it might make you feel more at ease, then please have that conversation. If you think you'd dislike it even then, try to see if he'd like any other activities that are softer but still dominant (maybe light choking, handcuffs w/ teasing, gentle bites)?

No. 635356

I know that skinwalking is the same as stalking in the sense that it can happen to anybody and you can’t really blame yourself for someone else’s mental illness but I still have no ability to feel sympathetic. I have nothing my long-time skinwalker can skinwalk anymore, I would feel bad for her scouring every crack and corner of the internet for new pieces of me but in my mind she deserves it for being so desperate and pathetic. It’s reached the point that when she finds my new accounts she resorts to posting online at the exact same timestamps that I do specifically even though I’m currently in an entirely different country with an opposite timezone. It doesn’t upset me I just think it’s sad that she still has this compulsion, but god do I love just imagining pushing her annoying ass off a balcony or flight of stairs or something. Like casually. Just pushing her off a building or whatever. Makes me smile.

No. 635379

>>634111
She's the one who reaches out to me, and I think it's funny to bully her. Some people need to be bullied more for their own good. I have an awesome life btw.

>>634140
She is ugly. I'll pass.

>>634128
She has shit tier political opinions. Why would you be ok with such a thing? I'm not a piece of shit. I'm doing the world a favor. Pickmes have it coming for them imo.

No. 635381

>>635379
Oh I’m sure your life is just absolutely amazing, that’s why you come on here to share bits of your amazing life on this amazing board.

No. 635382

I know it's not "empowering", or whatever but I don't like being on top or being eaten out. Being on top is awkward and I can't feel anything, and someone eating my pussy just feels the same as him licking my elbow.

No. 635385

>>635289
ew, why are you dating a degenerate?

No. 635386

>>635382
Come on girl. if a man wont eat pussy, he isnt good for anything.

>licking my elbow

Are you completely numb down there or something? You have over 8,000 nerves in your clit alone. Either he's doing something wrong or you are numb to sex

No. 635387

>>635382
>him
Issue spotted. Anon, tell these men how to eat you right.

No. 635388

>>635382
getting fingered>getting ate out

No. 635393

>>635388
Lowkey agree, but if they're good at doing both at the same time. Whew.

No. 635400

>>635379
I want more deets, you keep saying that same shit over and over again but I need screenshots and pictures. It’s boring if you only build up a bunch of walls of text.

No. 635403

>>635400
she’s obsessed with her roommate, it’s incredible

No. 635409

>>635400
Agreed! Give us pictures of you and your ugly pickme friend anon

No. 635413

>>635409
>>635400
I can deliver

No. 635414

>>635413
Oh you guys are asian, your tacky over the top mean girl act makes sense now

No. 635415


No. 635416

>>635388
>getting fingered>getting ate out

I've never managed to learn and remember what this thing means '<' Which one is greater, the one being pointed at or the other one?

I'm dumb, that's my confession

No. 635417

>>635413
fuck. she really did it huh

No. 635418

>>635414
I shouldn’t have laughed at this as hard as I did.

No. 635419

>>635415
So this is the woman you’re so hypertixated on and obsessed with? Cool cool

No. 635420

>>635416
Whichever one the opened side is facing is the greater one. like 10>5, 10 is greater than 5.

No. 635421

>>635413

So are you the squirrel or…

No. 635428

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>>635421
She probably looks like this

No. 635430

>>635414
Nah I'm not Asian. But she is.

>>635428
Even if I did at least I'm not a pickme

No. 635432

>>635430
She looks normal and average. Sorry anon but nobody here believes you’re attractive.

No. 635438

>>635413
If this is actually her you're a piece of shit for posting her here lol

No. 635440

>>635430
Why does her hair look so greasy? Ew

No. 635441

>>635430
She’s making a few dopey faces but she looks cute and normal. I’m sure she doesn’t think about you as much as you think about her.

No. 635442

>>635430
I have a really hard time believing you aren’t Asian. To the vast majority non-Asian people who weren’t raised on the beauty standard, this is unassuming and plain to a point that it isn’t even offensive. You are way too invested in her for me to believe you aren’t some spoiled Chinese national.

No. 635445

>>635440
It’s not even greasy, it’s clean because her short hairs are standing up. She’s just Asian and her hair is dark and flat…

No. 635446

>>635413
>>635415
>>635430
Mods are probably gonna delete these. Can't believe you fell for the bait and posted these

No. 635452

>>635442
Are you blind? The first pic was taken in DC where you can clearly see the Washington Monument. The second was taken in NYC.

>>635441
That's what all cow say. kek. You are acting like wks right now.

No. 635457

>>635452
>no Asian people live in or visit America

No. 635459

>>635452
FOBs be fibbing

No. 635467

>>635457
God anon has got to be lying, I bet she identifies as ABG and felt called out. She’ll never post herself tho!

No. 635474

>>635430
Uh is it normal to doxx ppl here? Not cool….

No. 635475

>>635452
It’s just a little cringy that you’re so obsessed with this girl

No. 635476

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>>635475
Roommate anon rn

No. 635478

>>635474
No it's not normal, roommate/lesbian obsessed anon just has brainworms. She's been unhinged since she started posting, and this is probably the sad finale kek.

No. 635479

>>635476
The amount of time she spent in this thread could have been used to find her a new apartment with cool white roommates

No. 635482

>>635479
I really doubt she’s white. Her posts have major stuck up sponsored Asian girl energy

No. 635484

>>635479
>cool white roommates
The roommate being Asian isn't the problem, anon.

No. 635485

>>635479
>with cool white roommates
Kek. Are roommate anon and footface anon the same person?

No. 635486

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No. 635487

>>635484
>>635482
It was meant to be a joke about how much she seems to hate asians (or at least this one) but sorry yall

No. 635488

>>635484
Nayrt but I’m pretty sure they were just being facetious….

No. 635490

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>>635416
think of it like a mouth. the bigger number is better than the smaller one, the mouth wants to eat the greatest amount, not the smallest. or like pacman

No. 635498

i wish someone could track down the girl in the pictures and out this bitch. how retarded can one person possibly be?

No. 635499

>>635416
I always remember it this way: The arrow goes from 'big' to 'small' (> left side is big, right side is small), and the big side means that side is greater.

I hope this makes sense lmao I'm terrible at explaining

No. 635500

>>635387
>>635386
I don't like the feeling of my clit being wet and slippery ok?. I have no problem having an orgasm from clit stimulation, I just can't do it if there is not enough friction.

No. 635506

>>635490
anon did you draw this
I love it

No. 635519

>>635500
nta but that's bad, and does mean you have a problem with clit orgasm.

No. 635520

>>635498
I'm not dump enough to post pics like that. Have fun reverse image searching though. You'll never be able to find her in a million years, idiot. :^)

>>635476
I'm not a pickme soooo

>>635474
Yes, this is a website for doxxing peopl

>>635467
wtf. What is an ABG(go to therapy neetlita)

No. 635522

>>635520
This website isn’t for doxxing people, actually. Too bad you won’t post your own ugly face as well.

No. 635525

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>>635181
You are a true hero

No. 635532

>>635413
>>635415
>>635430
>>635520
If she's Asian (and you're not), and you have a Lolita wardrobe she's supposed to be so jealous of, 95% chance that one of the reasons you seethe about her is because you're a weeb who wishes they were Asian. Many such cases.

No. 635536

>>635520
Whatever mental illness (or slew of them) that you have is/are really clouding your judgment. You've now spent weeks complaining about this chick. We agreed with you that she's average, but you find it integral to every post to mention that she's a pickme. Are you actually in love with her like other people said or are you just neurotic? Even if you were trolling, you're still weird for posting pictures of her without her knowledge. In the end, we're laughing at you instead of her.

No. 635542

>>635520
KEK. I did find her via reverse image search, dummy, and it turns out you posted her photo here before on August 12th :^)

No. 635544

>>635532
This was my thought as well! Very transparent intentions

No. 635545

>>635171
Lol love you anon, me and my roommate bonded over this too… it’s like a prize for being injured. I love knowing other women are as “gross” as me, or at least share a few of the same weird habits.

No. 635548

>>635545
I’m a scab eater too but… eating other peoples scabs? Absolutely not

No. 635552

>>635532
>>635532
I'm not NEETlita. I've never worn lolita. Am I definitely Asian or not?

>>635536
I'm not complaining about her. I'm laughing at her and her stupid pickme ways. I would never sleep with somebody so obsessed with dick. She even sympathizes with incels.

>>635542
Nah, I didn't. Why are you lying?

No. 635553

>>635552
Please go brush your teeth and participate in your so-called amaaaazing life

No. 635555

>>635552
Oh so you waited this long to deny that you’re neetlita…? Okay

No. 635556

>>635552
>I'm not NEETlita.
Then why did you admit to being her in >>635379?

No. 635561

>>635548
Forget scab eating, head hair oil is best.

No. 635563

>>635561
Are you saying like when you scrape the dandruff off and eat it? Ok

No. 635573

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>>635552
>Nah, I didn't. Why are you lying?
You're right anon, I made a mistake. The image search led me to the wrong info. You didn't post on August 12th.

However, I was right in that you posted here – 5 Years Ago

>>>/ot/11573
>>>/ot/11573
>>>/ot/11573
>You'll never be able to find her in a million years, idiot. :^)

Because it's you and pictures from your personal collection. Hahahaha

Ladies, pack it up.

It's the same girl, same mole on the forehead, except on the other side (you can see it if you zoom in on the pic on thread) because selfies flip images.

She's a self-poster, or 5 years ago decided to post her "friend" in the "self-pst" thread. LMAO. Shitty bitch.

No. 635575

>>635573
This could just be a coincidence as it was five years ago.

No. 635578

>>635575
What coincidence? That OP posted her friend who also happened to post here 5 years ago?

No. 635581

>>635578
Yes? Lc used to be way more active. Anyways I went through that thread and of course the second photo was fucking spoony aaaaaah

No. 635582

>>635575
if this were like, 4chan I would buy that but unless it's a university IP address or something I think lolcow is a niche enough site that it wouldn't be a coincidence

No. 635584

>>635582
It’s been five years.

No. 635588

>>635581
I don't get it. So, both OP and her roommate are farmers?

No. 635590

>>635573
So confused. I thought that we established that roommate anon and her roommate were Chinese and not American? They look like generic Asian girls lmao

No. 635594

>>635573
That girl has a five head. It’s really unfortunate

No. 635595

>>635588
That anon is trying to say that roommate anon was selfposting her own photos instead of her “friends”, but that doesn’t really make sense.

No. 635597

>>635573
How did I know they were asian LMAO

No. 635600

>>635573
She looks like a bug with that angle and her eyebrows. Also she definitely needs how to learn to use makeup

No. 635602

>>635597
? That’s a picture of the girl posted upthread. Same girl.

No. 635603

>>635602
i meant i knew neetlita was asian by her sperging posts yesterday

No. 635604

Regardless of if it's vendetta or a self-post, this bitch is weird. Also, even if OP of the self-post thread and the anon here were separate people/friends, they obviously deserve each other since they're obsessed with posting the girl in the picture on an anonymous board. At least they'll finally have something to bond over. They drummed up traffic for the board, but at what cost?

No. 635607

>>635604
I think roommate anon just hates her and posted her five years ago in desperate hopes she would be insulted and doxxed

No. 635608

>>635588
No, I think anon in this thread is just posting pictures of herself. Maybes she's scared of posting her friend and just posted herself to have "proof" or something or maybe she is bagging on herself? (which is why she might be so mean and critical – it could be self-criticism) but I'm just pulling this stuff outta my ass

>>635595
Why wouldn't it make sense? It doesn't make sense to me that anon's "friend" just so happened to have post here 5 years ago and then anon comes and posts her friend, whom she deems a cow and a pickme. I highly doubt someone with pick
me behavior would even post here, and anon seemed sure that her friend wouldn't see this stuff.

That's why I don't think anon's friend has ever posted here. This leaves us two possible routes:

A. Anon is posting about herself
B. Anon is using her pictures instead of her friend's pictures so that her friend doesn't actually get doxxed or cowtipped

No. 635609

>>635608
Samefag but I forgot, the third option is

C. 5 years ago, anon posted her friend here to get insulted as well, just like what >>635607 said

No. 635611

>>635608
I don't think that person in those pics are real

No. 635613

>>635608
It doesn’t make any sense at all for her to post pics of herself calling herself an ugly pickme

No. 635615

The neetlita posting pics of the annoying roommate on a gossip board where people have amazing sleuth skills is some shit I would've done when I was 15. I hope she is not older than 19.

No. 635616

>>635611
What do you mean not real? They’re computer generated pics?

No. 635620

>>635573
This girl doesn’t even look like the pictures roommate anon posted. It just looks like a genérica asiangirl. The other girl posted was clearly chubby

No. 635621

>>635616
or could be liquidifed and edited on photoshop
but maybe that is too tinfoil-y. then again who would be mad at someone for 5 years straight

No. 635622

>>635621
Someone who is as unhinged and obsessive as the anon posting has been?

No. 635626

Alternate theory/tinfoil: They are both farmers and are trying to send us on a wild goose chase. My guess is Mrs. Peacock in the billiard room with the candlestick.

No. 635637

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>>635620
No it's definitely the same girl. They have the same mole, same spot. Same pronounced cupid's bow, same ape-like nose (just different angle) and same messy, patchy eyebrows.

She's chubbier because it's been 5 years, anon.

Either way, I don't wanna harp too much on this topic. I'll drop it.

No. 635638

Aren’t neetlita and friend anon offering people? Like they just both have a weird pickme friend

No. 635640

>>635637
>ape-like nose
you must think all asians look like apes then

No. 635644

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>>635640
Wow, I'm shocked you'd even accuse me of something like that, what a reach. You don't think her nose looks particularly ape-like? The shape is literally picrel.

There are people of all ethnicities that can have a nose like that. Jeez, anon.

No. 635645

>>635637
Her eyebrows and nose are so wonky looking. She definitely looks below average

No. 635656

>>635644
I agree. This is clearly someone who needs to invest in a nose job

No. 635659

>>635573
>>635637
This is just so bizarre. I don't think this girl made that self-post thread, >>635607 is probably right. Why would you make a self-post thread on lolcow with your face, then not even reply to any of the comments? It's not a flattering selfie, and the "feel free to rip on me" smells like stolen pic.

It really seems like Neetlita has been seething over this girl for 5+ years.

No. 635660

Mods shouldn’t have deleted the pics

No. 635661

I'm confused, is NEETlita the asian itt? Or is that supposed to be her roommate?
Can we safely assume it's two chinkaroos hating on each other trying to point fingers at who's more spoiled and ugly? Welp, either way that's my headcanon now.

No. 635668


No. 635669

>>635637
The girls in both pics are ugly

No. 635674

>>635637
>>635573
Why are Asian girls so mediocre looking? This girl is literally the definition of chinky looking(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 635679

>>635674
yet white american dudes like them more than any white men on the planet. lol

No. 635681

>>635674
Take your shitty racebait elsewhere.

No. 635682

>>635679
good thing white american dudes are trash

No. 635684

>>635637
Can someone please backtrack her pics to social media? That way we can find out the truth behind the matter

No. 635698

>>635661
Both asian, the photos are of the roommate?

No. 635700

File: 1600726681267.jpeg (132.7 KB, 1242x1556, 1595334282050.jpeg)

>>635594
>>635600
>>635669
>>635674
Stop anon.. This is embarrassing

No. 635703

>>635684
This will be almost impossible. The reason anon is so confident no one will find the girl is because I think these pics are private, not available on social media. I will continue my search and only come back to confirm or deny, I won't doxx. I'll keep digging.

No. 635711

File: 1600727188556.gif (2.17 MB, 384x206, 1600294136362.gif)

What the fuck is going on? Has anon finally lost it? I'm starting to get worried for her room mate.

No. 635715

>>635703
How did you find the pic on lolcow then? Surely you could find other pics of this girl to warn her?

No. 635720

>>635715
The only reason I found the other pic was because it was on this website and I used a facial recognition software to find it. All the other pics were also uploaded here, mods just deleted them. Assuming those 4 were the only pics ever uploaded online, there are none others to locate. I'll keep looking though. I def wouldn't cowtip anyway kek.

No. 635732

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>>635718
Please get your story straight. Is this >>617318 you or is this >>621593 you or is this you >>634063 ? Because first, you were a lolita wearer with a bf, but now you're a "not straight" friend of a girl who wears lolita, but you don't >>635552 ? Are you claiming you just happen to share that many coincidences with NEETlita? You both have loser friends you hang out with to laugh at? You've spent the day toying with everyone here just for some cheap keks. Please get some help.

And stop using the term "pickme" so much. It gives you away and at this point, your posts don't even need to be marked because you do it yourself See also: >>633749 >>620341 (and if the links are still broken this time, you can just search any of the posts' numbers in this thread, and they'll pop up)

No. 635736

>>635732
You're delusional. You think everyone who uses the word pickme is the same person?

I'm not straight and neither me nor my friend wear lolita. She's not my roommate either.

>>617318 is not me. Not sure why we are getting cofused.

No. 635751

File: 1600733172157.jpg (19.26 KB, 467x414, t6nl2.jpg)

>>635736
Right, she just happens to own thigh-highs from a popular J-fashion brand and multiple petticoats, as you posted in >>635718.
Stop fucking lying, lol

No. 635756

>>635751
wtf is a petticoat. i'm not a weeb or a lolita so i don't know the fucking difference. she just looks like a cringey ddlg literally wearing a toddler tutu to me.

No. 635757

>>635756
Nice try. FOBs be fibbing. Weebs we wheedling.

No. 635759

I guess this means we got so far two bitter anons who hates their friends:
>lesbian temptress
>neetlita
Being neetlita the biggest sperg and psycho of them.

No. 635784

It shouldn't be hard to believe there's two different women with rage-fueled obsessions over their "friends", lol. What kinda people do you think a gossip website attracts?

No. 635801

When I was 14 I wasn't receptive to to the advances of a guy who was 19 and he got so pissy that he wrote me a letter letting me know I was frigid and that it's just something I need to eventually get over. He said it was ok if I wanted to apologize and try again and that he wouldn't hold it against me lol. Also his name was Virgil. Wasn't going to lose it to a Virgil.

No. 635802

File: 1600743454501.png (98.51 KB, 275x258, 16435465435.png)

I rewatched ONE video from the slenderman ARG webseries I was obsessed with when I was ~15 and the crush I had on one of the characters has come flooding back. why am i like this ffs.

No. 635830

>>635802
At least the crush wasn't on slenderman (?).

No. 635832

>>635802
marble hornets?

No. 635834

sometimes I have this really detailed imaginary scenarios in my head, and I get really into them to the point where they momentarily feel real

for example earlier I was thinking of "what if I got a terminal disease" and thinking of all the things I would do, like asking my crush out, travelling the world etc

and then I just feel embarrassed/weird after I snap out of it

No. 635839

>>635830
kek I love the (?), don't worry anon I'm not a slendyfucker

>>635832
nope

No. 635853

>>635839
everyman hybrid?

No. 635858

>>635784
My qualm is that she was accused of being roommate anon several times and she’d reply to the posts but not deny that she’s roommate anon until after the pics were posted

No. 635860

>>635853
yes…

No. 635866

I got raped 2 weeks ago, I have no idea how I became so drunk but I suspect something was put in my drink, I can’t remember what happened in the lapse of 2 hours, just that I opened my eyes and puked on the bed I was laying on and there was this guy on top of me fucking me. He then told me it was time to go, me not knowing wtf was happening and took me home like it was normal, maybe he’d kept on raping me had I not puked, made myself gross and come back to semi consciousness . I hadn’t had sex in more than a year, I was on the last day of my period and everything seems normal down there, no weird smells or discharges but I feel so bad that I put myself at risk and this happened to me, so many months not going out just to have this shit happen to me. It’s damn fucked up, please be safe girls.

No. 635870

>>635866
I'm so sorry this happened anon,wow.

No. 635880

>>635866
I'm so fucking sorry this happened to you anon, I cried reading this. I hope that rapist fuck rots. I'm so sorry, it wasn't your fault that someone took advantage of you. Please get checked for stds and anything like that as soon as you can. I wish I could give you all my strenght to feel better. I'm so sorry I hope you can work your way through this, it's really insane, it's terrible, it's so fucking fucked up. Please be safe, I hope you can go out soon without feeling afraid and at risk. You deserve good things. Please take care of yourself, I'm really so sorry. I want to beat that man to a fucking pulp

No. 635887

>>635870
>>635880
Don’t worry anon, I’ll be ok, thanks for your words, they are very much appreciated, I know I shouldn’t blame myself but men are subhumans and it means we unfortunately have to be on the lookout. I’ll wait 2-3 months to get tested and in the mean time I’ll just do my life as normal, sometimes intrusive thoughts about it come during the day but I just ignore them and go on. I just wish this never happens to anyone ever again and reminder for anons reading here, don’t get drunk with people you don’t know that well much less strangers, sometimes the people you know are who fuck you up, so what respect may a stranger have when not even the people you trust take care of you, that’s why we have to be responsible and am never leaving my drink alone again, prob something was out while I’d go to the restroom.

No. 635889

>>635720
Kek I would just to get some milk on neetlita herself. Too lazy to do my own research tho.

No. 635906

>>635720
You need to look on instagram or other social media

No. 635910

>>635889
This is the milk on NEETlita >>617318

No. 635930

>>635910
I mean milk as in posts from her social media. I've been following the saga here and she sounds unhinged.

No. 635937

>>635930
I would love to find NEETlita's social media posts. Can anyone guess where to start looking?

No. 635946

It's insane how neetlita is obsessed with her roommate for so many years already…god knows how many more posts got unchecked, it's only been like a year since farmers started recognizing and calling her out.
I still remember that in the first ones she only complained about her being a fujo who "refuses" to wear makeup, later only she suddenly was a friendless loser too, then a slut and now a pickme…

I've said this before but there's a very easy solution to your "problem": get off your fat ass, stop wasting your boyfriend's money on lolita shit, get yourself a job, support him with rent and you'll be able to afford an apartment of your own, without needing a roommate.

No. 635951

>>635946
So… Does anyone else think that this is a selfpost or do other people really still give a shit about that roommate anon?

No. 635952

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No. 635957

New thread:
>>>/ot/635956

No. 635982

>>635951
Yeah it smells of "omg the conversation is not about me anymore"



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