/ot/ - Lolcow predictions 2024

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Lolcow predictions 2024 Anonymous 01/01/24 (Mon) 07:40:47 PM No. 1836191

2023 edition >>>/ot/1443386

Anonymous 01/01/24 (Mon) 07:46:46 PM No. 1836199

We'll be thriving, I'm manifesting it.

Anonymous 01/01/24 (Mon) 07:49:19 PM No. 1836202

I'm going to have sex with an airplane(derailing)

Anonymous 01/01/24 (Mon) 07:51:07 PM No. 1836205

Not a prediction about cows or celebs, but this year will be an incredibly productive year for all of us and we will achieve many of our goals.

Anonymous 01/01/24 (Mon) 08:15:02 PM No. 1836222

PT winds up in jail, I’m putting money on it

Anonymous 01/01/24 (Mon) 08:15:35 PM No. 1836223

We’re all going to find love and happiness in 2024, trannys will continue to disgust us all, and one lucky nona will have sex with an airplane

Anonymous 01/01/24 (Mon) 08:19:58 PM No. 1836224

>Lainey and Onision officially split
>Heather makes a relationship last for 5+ months
>a major classic cow makes a comeback
>a current or former admin gets doxed
>an imageboard for zoomers will come to exist including ADHD features
>lolcow becomes popular with tiktok moms
>new drama site opens and closes/gets abandoned
>Pixielocks elopes

Anonymous 01/01/24 (Mon) 08:26:38 PM No. 1836230

>>1836224
>an imageboard for zoomers will come to exist including ADHD features
this will never happen, they're too retarded and obsessed with attention for true imageboards.

Anonymous 01/01/24 (Mon) 08:43:39 PM No. 1836238

2024 just sounds like the a fun year numerically(derailing)

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 12:39:25 AM No. 1836476

>>1836230
If it did happen I imagine namefagging would be allowed and encouraged

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 12:48:07 AM No. 1836489

>>1836222
Nah Luna's thread is still somewhat active. I think /w/ might merge with /snow/.

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 01:41:31 AM No. 1836530

PT will get the rotdog installed and will actually suffer a lot.

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 03:07:07 AM No. 1836564

>>1836476
So it won’t be an imageboard it’ll just be a forum, most likely

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 03:12:55 AM No. 1836566

>Amberlynn gains even more weight, and becomes immobile. She might not survive this year.

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 03:16:17 AM No. 1836569

>>1836564
Zoomers don't like forums because you have to read and synthesize Information. They are also not attention whoring but people on this site still brag openly to anonymous women kek. Also there is no consistent stream of audio or visual stimuli.

Forums, including imageboards are dying. The dead internet theory postulates that this will only further expand and increase in the coming year. Tumblr and most blogs will begone. Short form content will remain the most common and popular type but long form content like YT vids over ten minutes and podcasts may remain in their average popularity compared to short insta-reels, tiktok and YT shorts, aka tik tok plagiarism.

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 03:39:20 AM No. 1836576

>>1836224
>a major classic cow makes a comeback
please let it be nemu

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 03:40:04 AM No. 1836577

the end of kali yuga cycle

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 04:25:23 AM No. 1836597

shayna gets arrested
armored skeptic commits suicide
june gets pregnant
elon loses money
pearl davis turns into a conspiracy youtuber

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 04:31:03 AM No. 1836604

Ashley ascends to monk levels of immortality and becomes a revered diety that defeats Eugenia Cooneys bodychecks

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 04:32:21 AM No. 1836605

Some big-ish YouTuber gets outed for being ~le evil terf~ and mostly get cancelled, but not as much as expected and gains a reasonable following of peaked (mostly) women because of the exposé showed that they had good points

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 04:33:22 AM No. 1836607

Lucinda is gonna randomly start eating healthier and beef up then become a total gigastacy

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 05:19:46 AM No. 1836628

>>1836489
Anon… I mean PT the person.

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 11:26:36 AM No. 1836797

>>1836628
Ayrt lol sorry it was kind of late when I wrote that

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 03:41:46 AM No. 1840862

I think Jill will completely "fuse" this year and drop the did act.

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 04:22:24 AM No. 1840892

Test

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 04:36:09 AM No. 1840900

Kat will leave Jake for some other tattooed guy who has more to offer
Jake will come out full furry/anime degenerate and make even worse OF content to get back at "the haters"

Shayna doesn't get better and she falls lower by becoming an official low-cost escort

Anonymous 01/09/24 (Tue) 02:22:39 PM No. 1845253

Shayna will either go full-time prostitute and post way less or she'll do exactly the same thing she did this year, which is nothing. Either way, I will still check her thread everyday.