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No. 1766249

I'm not punk, goth, alternative or whatever, I'm just retarded.

Previous thread: >>>/ot/1761552

No. 1766252

Personalityless and retarded

No. 1766253

Just popped a big ass zit now I have a bindi dot scar. Fucking hell.

No. 1766254

I'm in love with a charcoal man

No. 1766257

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baby girl you’re so damn fine tho

No. 1766277

Why’s everyone asleep it’s like 10 am

No. 1766284

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I've had 2 cups of coffee and no food today hmm I wonder why my stomach hurts

No. 1766289

>>1766257
I’m tryna know if I can hit it from behind tho

No. 1766290

>>1766284
i think i saw this post in a dream

No. 1766291

>>1766289
I’m sipping on yew like some fine wine though

No. 1766299

i unironically can't tell which karjenner is Kylie and which is Kendall. i need a diagram

No. 1766306

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Ngl that chess piece is kinda hot

No. 1766312

There is this actor I have a crush on and I'm absolutely obsessed with. He isn't even that famous to begin with but I just really want to be with him and kind of fantasize about it every day. But it will never happen because I'm a nobody, live in a different country and he is like 15 years older than me.

No. 1766320

>>1766306
on one hand i want to say "live your truth queen" on the other hand, i don't understand finding sexual appeal in anything touched by gooseworx, he's so fucking annoying.

No. 1766323

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>>1766299
This one is Kylie. Hope that helps.

No. 1766324

>>1766306
No. But I do relate to him.

No. 1766327


No. 1766383

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Why can't there be a lingerie league but for men? I want to see athletes in little ass underwear while playing football. Life is fucking unfair.

No. 1766395

>>1766383
Just watch rugby. The sport is similar enough and the players wear tiny shorts.

No. 1766397

Started watching fleabag

No. 1766400

>>1766395
The way some players wear their rugby uniforms is downright slutty

No. 1766430

True dumbasses, got me doin that wheezy old man laugh

No. 1766444

Sometimes I wish I could be a super popular vtuber because I feel like I could mesh really well with the social stuff. But I know I would quickly lose popularity doing karaoke streams because I would do nothing but sing things like Me Myself and I, Say No Go, Shoop, It's A Shame and other really old rap songs instead of anime or jpop songs because I don't like most anime or jpop songs.

No. 1766460

I've deduced that at least one of the farmers constantly having autistic meltdowns infighting anons over everything, calling everyone "twitterfags" and racebaiting in /ot/ is Finnish (and possibly male) because a poster identical to them dropped the mask in the Finnthread and completely shat it up. I had a slight suspicion about it before due to their posting activity and rhetoric and but now I'm fairly certain about it.

No. 1766464

>>1766460
Interesting. What did they talk about in Finn thread?

No. 1766474

>>1766460
Intriguing. I recall there was a nona who warned the mods of lolcor that would happen after a Finnish imageboard shut down recently.

No. 1766476

>>1766474
Oh, you're absolutely right! She saw it coming.

No. 1766477

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No. 1766478

The soup my mom is making smells so good I’m hungry

No. 1766480

>>1766460
Guess I'll go read finn thread with the aid of google translate. I am so bored.

No. 1766483

>>1766464
A really strange, autistic meltdown about the cultural classification over Finland and the national epic that focused more on insulting other posters than making any sense. Very similar to the manic infighting everyone has complained about recently.

>>1766474
>>1766477
They didn't shut it down, but they put all the relevant content behind a paywall. Lolcow has been brought up for multiple times as a target of migration over there and it shows in the sharp decline of the thread's quality over the past year.

No. 1766484

Do any of you know hugh jass

No. 1766487

>>1766484
Yeah, that's Mike Hawk's cousin

No. 1766490

>>1766483
That and the fact that the finnish threads move much faster than other regional threads makes me wonder just what percentage of the Finnish population uses LC.

No. 1766491

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>>1766483
Oh come on now. Pretty much confirmed finnish moid. Didn't even try to larp well though.

No. 1766499

>>1766491
I used to talk to a finnish moid that admitted he browsed this site and cc

No. 1766504

>>1766499
God, our website is crawling with pests.

No. 1766519

>>1766480
Samefag, from a quick glance: it's autistic

No. 1766521

I dreamt that I played Mario Kart with Shayna. Anyway I think I'm going to take a break from this website.

No. 1766524

>>1766491
>teenage moids
This makes so much sense now

No. 1766532

>>1766277
We're at work you silly NEET.

No. 1766533

>>1766524
We're sharing our site with Finnish teen boys this is so embarrassing. Mods are useless

No. 1766534

>>1766533
The other day a scrote popped up in the Brazil thread too picking a fight with a post that was like 4 months old

No. 1766540

>>1766519
Aren’t finnish people some of the most autistic like don’t they have the highest autism population

No. 1766542

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>>1766430
Holy fuck my sides. The way he condescendingly tells her that the moon is a planet and keeps repeating over her as she insists it's a not a planet but a star.

No. 1766543

I enjoy being retarded it helps me laugh easier

No. 1766544

>>1766474
Holy crap, I remember that post but paid no mind to it because I had the impression that there were already many Finnish people here and on other imageboards (I wouldn't actually know, this is just what lolcow says). Is this like in movies when a prophet or scientists try to tell everyone that certain doom is coming but no one listens?

No. 1766547

It's always the loser incel scrotes that are obsessed with race.

No. 1766552

>>1766540
As someone who isn't even european, the nordic people all seem mildly autistic from what I hear, so much that I'd like trying to live among them to see if manage to be mediocrely sociable by their standards albeit my (possibly literal) autism

No. 1766557

>>1766534
>picking a fight with a post that was like 4 months old
I get high and do that sometimes. It's annoying.

No. 1766559

>>1766540
I know someone who moved to Finland from Greece and she said finns are autistic and cold. They also apparently drink a lot.

No. 1766562

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I only work out cause I wanna delay aging I’m not trying to get the face raisins Morgan freeman has

No. 1766567

I looked briefly through a thread on 4chan about a manga I've been binge reading and I accidentally got spoiled on the ending of the story. I already saw the twist coming but it still sucks…

No. 1766568

My new stim is sniffing my fingers I can’t stop doing it don’t worry I know they’re clean

No. 1766593

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Where the hell is everybody

No. 1766596

>>1766593
I was showering

No. 1766598

>>1766320
NVM I looked up who gooseworx was and lost all attraction immediately

No. 1766600

>>1766596
Omg me too, we're so clean

No. 1766606

Found out I have a priest kink
What do I do with this information

No. 1766607

>>1766606
What do you think it stems from

No. 1766609

>>1766606
What kind of priest?

No. 1766611

>>1766606
Watch Fleabag. Convert to Catholicism.

No. 1766612

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Dear Lord when I get to heaven, please let me bring my man

No. 1766613

>>1766606
You go become a nun.
In college, my friend got dumped by her boyfriend because he said "he felt the call." He then became a priest.

No. 1766614

>>1766606
What made you realize it?

No. 1766615

>>1766613
I wish I had vocation and could go live as a socially accepted hikikomori NEET

No. 1766625

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wearing harry potter merch to my hyper liberal art college classes just to feel something

No. 1766632

Unpopular opinions thread made me remember that one that farmers were fat shaming an illustrated woman from an old soviet propaganda

>>1766625
What's the plan if some weirdo calls you out?

No. 1766644

>>1766615
I literally considered becoming a nun because I was a NEET. I was discouraged because I read about the experience of a 20-something nun who was surrounded by grandmas and she tried to put a positive spin on it but it was so obvious she was just being abused for free labor and barely got to eat. It's a step above prison as far as NEET pursuit goes but I'm glad I didn't bother

No. 1766649

>>1766430
>uranus
>saturn
>the one with the rings
kek

No. 1766652

>>1766632
She should be like “Harry Potter was really important to me as a child it helped me through some dark times, I don’t even know why you’re being so mean” and cry

No. 1766660


No. 1766665

>>1766540
They probably do because they’re extremely inbred with poor genetics

No. 1766681

>>1766644
Anyone who thinks that kind of remote and solitary lifestyle is peaceful is crazy. Elderly women are toxic and become OBSESSED with any surrounding younger women around to the point of it being outright abuse regardless of intention. You are forced to do labor for a bunch of old rude bitches and your self esteem is endlessly chipped away. You are no different in a convent of old women than you are with men, except they wont rape you. They will still talk about you like you're an object, critique you, expect the world from you, rob you of basic privacy–but they wont rape you yay I guess? Shit existence

No. 1766684

>>1766632
Yes that is a low tier pastime known as trolling

No. 1766686

>>1766612
Reported

No. 1766692

>>1766632
i think the impenetrable confidence that oozes off me would make people scared to call me out but idk i have no plan. just give them the fluoride stare and hope they fuck off because that usually works.

No. 1766696

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>>1766252
Why are newfags so obsessed with the idea of 'personality' on an ANONYMOUS imagenoard? You are showing your age, only teens and really early 20s are obsessed with this idea of sharing their thuper quirkee identity and proving they are NLOGS, so prideful you can't even contain your need for attention on anon kek

No. 1766699

>>1766692
You'll be fine, people like that are scared of confidence it makes them seethe if it's from a regular person and not emanating from their soyboy of the month

No. 1766700

>>1766665
That's it, I'm moving to finland and becoming the socially adjusted one, in the land of the blind etc, plus I love Moomins

No. 1766782

>>1766696
That was not what I was expecting when I unspoilered that

No. 1766802

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I love living vicariously through rich people. Yes, upload more designer shopping haul videos and tours of your expensive ass home! Post a travel vlog of Monaco or Singapore or some shit while you're at it too.

No. 1766863

>>1766782
Had to give her some personality ugu desu

No. 1766898

The walking dead fan nonnies, anyone get annoyed by the oh the reason the zombies in season 1 (I think mostly episode 1). Can pick up rocks and breaK windows,climb, pick up teddy bears (personal items) and try to get into their homes is because they are fresh Zombies and still have some brain activity!" Yet we see people become fresh zombies and retain no kind of memories. They will literally attack their love ones the moment they turn. Maybe I'm wrong and retarded but it makes no sense. I know later there's zombies that climb and pull off helmets but I don't think any explanation was given. The theory that the walkers behave that way because they are fresh is silly and that explains the zombies that can climb doesnt make sense

No. 1766919

>>1766898
Twd logic is the most retarded shit ever anyways, it's got so many plot holes. Like what the fuck do you mean the government with their tanks and guns and military gear lost against a couple of corpses

No. 1766930

>>1766686
Fuck you too then

No. 1766938

>>1766898
Wasn't it explained as strains changing or something. And I think immediately after changing they are overcome with hunger or something. Idk. The also made a mans eyeball pop out and had a pet tiger and negan fucking a woman wearing a skinned zombie so

No. 1766945

>>1766919
And I hate the fucking Tiger, how do a bunch of rotting walkers take a tiger? And both of Glenn's fake deaths are retarded. I also HATE how they have the spin off with Maggie and the bat dude, he literally killed the love of her life.

No. 1766953

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RENEE RAPP IS PLAYING REGINA GEORGE AND YOU CANT CHANGE THAT
RENEE RAPP IS PLAYING REGINA GEORGE AND YOU CANT CHANGE THAT
RENEE RAPP IS PLAYING REGINA GEORGE AND YOU CANT CHANGE THAT

No. 1766954

>>1766953
LMAO nonna

No. 1766962

>>1766953
Is that vinny vinesauce??? Or jerma??

No. 1766964

>>1766962
Neither its just some caked up guy I vibe with

No. 1766972

>>1766945
The fucking tiger threw me off so bad, that thing is going to fucking eat a person in an apocalypse no matter if you 'domesticated' it by saving it. I guess it fits the aesthetic but it literally just pissed me off. Yeah there's corpses walking around eating people so a domesticated tiger shouldn't be a big deal to me but that's so YA shitty writing for them to do.

I don't hate twd btw lol I watch it and read some of the comics. I just like shitting on it.

No. 1766988

>>1766972
They threw that shit in there off the fly and thought we would all be gagged. Bad cgi tiger, just kind of sat there. Like where was it gonna go.

No. 1767010

>>1766972
I watched a 8 hour video about every episode of the show,I used to read the comics in hs, then I watched the show but I checked out when they fake killed Glenn so to actually see what happened I was baffled. I believe there's also a tiger in the comics?
But even knowing that the cgi tiger SUCKED and again, don't laugh Nonas but when I found out about the Maggie and Negan spin off, my fat ass started shaking.
I was confused and pissed. Nothing justifies it.

No. 1767028

To the anon that referred to Logan Lerman as yaaasus count your days

No. 1767029

>>1767010
>my fat ass started shaking
LMAO, but same. It's random as shit. I get the whole enemies to lovers trope but it's so forced, there's no actual tension or any chemistry. I don't know why every show needs to create unnecessary ships. Relationships can be interesting without romance. Also, Neggie sounds like a slur

No. 1767036

>>1767029
It sounds like something that we'd call Negative Nonnies on here and it'd get red texted and everyone would hate it until it finally catches on.
>Neggie you need to get over Regina George's casting

No. 1767067

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No. 1767072

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>>1766696
is this AI generated? I would guess it is from the font on the newspaper

pic related is from the AI images thread its getting crazy how much some of that shit looks like a real person made it

No. 1767076

>>1767072
Because a real person does do the composite sketches then it gets loaded into the list of options for answers to questions when you ask the AI bot

No. 1767082

Hey girl, did you know that uh

No. 1767182

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Begin boring foodposting

No. 1767194

>>1767182
That's not food, it's drywall

No. 1767199

>>1767194
To each their own. Mind your business.

No. 1767202

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>>1767010
Negan was only interesting when Rick was around, they had such an interesting character dynamic yes I just loved the way it was written it was so interesting no other reasons

No. 1767204

>>1766696
Personalityless and retarded

No. 1767218

>>1767199
If you post your damn "food" here, people will comment about it. Try eating something with actual nutrients and crawl out of the wall.

No. 1767219

Watching ufc and everytime I see how buff the girls are it makes me want to workout. I'm such a foodie ahh help

No. 1767226

>>1767202
Wow turn around and die for making me look at this

No. 1767231

>>1767204
NLOG and amazon programmer socks

No. 1767234

>>1767231
Even worse

No. 1767236

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>>1767218
At least I have a wall to crawl out of, BEAST.

No. 1767258

>>1767226
Sorry… hopefully JDM anon doesn’t see it

No. 1767262

What's up with the Melanie's in this thread?

No. 1767263

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Carrie is such a desperate DOD (dumb-over-dick) dummy but I relate to her cause Mr. Big is so charming. I wouldn't have been retarded for him nearly as long as she was though.

No. 1767268

>>1767258
You mean the anon who had a crush on her grandpa

No. 1767269

>>1767263
Theyre all boring. Carrie Bradshaw has done nothing but pave the way for self-narrating females and homos that move to NYC just so they can put NYC as the location in their Twitter bio

No. 1767287

I have not watched the menu but I've watched 4 recaps and a lot of video praising it. I dislike the special girl trope, I dislike that the girl who managed to get out was a prostitute who had those super prostitute powers of understanding exactly what was needed. I hate how the college educated lady and the older lady with the gross husband. Was seen as a bad person who needed to die by the folks who reviewed it. Like the scortes deserved to die but really none of the women there. So many people call them all horrible people.

No. 1767296

>>1767287
Just watch the movie if you're going to spend the same amount of time watching recaps. It was okay but nothing special, I didn't mind her trope. Really the most I can say about it is that it made me crave a burger and fries made on the griddle at home.

No. 1767307

>>1767296
Oh yes the burger was great looking, I did enjoy what I saw (which is why I watched a lot of recaps) but to be fair I'll watch recaps to movie I watched

No. 1767342

I look different every day and it stresses me out

No. 1767355

>>1767342
Mystique is that you?

No. 1767412

not to bring drama to a new thread but how on earth do some anons get so invested in online infights? they're literally there making like 3+ replies within the second over the most menial shit. It's a Saturday night and you just decides to glue your eyes to a lolcow thread spewing nonsense?

No. 1767445

>>1767412
I can swear they bewn fighting over the mean girl sjit for 2 days

No. 1767472

>>1767412
Cause they wanna be right even when they know they’re wrong and sound retarded

No. 1767488

>>1767412
Because they like trolling each other

No. 1767491

>>1766665
wow that’s fucking rude, but you’re not wrong kekk
>>1766490
we as a people are also terminally online.

No. 1767500

>>1767412
My friends didn’t want to hang out tonight so I’m stuck here

No. 1767502

>>1767472
>>1767488
These two things are the only correct choices.

No. 1767519

>>1767472
Call me crazy but I swear it's the same handful of users. I also don't believe the idea "multiple people are disagreeing with you!!" when they're being accused of samefagging because they all disappear and reappear at the same time, they always say that in multiple threads where they're clearly starting shit too. I really wish they'd mod the site to not allow VPNs and then permaban frequent infighters/baiters

No. 1767536

>>1767519
I don’t personally think it’s the same few people samefagging but I do think there’s a group of users who repeatedly infight, and some of them are either trolling for amusement or genuinely manic or something

No. 1767682

>>1767536
No, you're 100% wrong. Both about that, and the other thing, and probably a bunch of other stuff too.

No. 1767769

>>1767536
It's definitely the same dudes, they repost the same spam images and one is an avatarfag.

No. 1767775

File: 1699770187575.jpeg (22.39 KB, 371x342, 7A9654A2-A436-4AA6-8516-7EE594…)

>>1766484
Hello, this is Hugh Jass

No. 1767778

>>1767769
Which images are they using?

No. 1767791

>>1766557
I like when my fingers smell like garlic and onions after cooking, it's oddly comforting.

No. 1767799

>>1766696
BOBHYBWOULD NEVER HOW FUCKING DARE YOURSELF

No. 1767824

>>1767799
Obviously you don't know Bobby very well

No. 1767852

>>1767824
I just rewatched KoTH, Hank would never allow Bobby to become a furfag degenerate

No. 1767855

>>1766898
I stopped watching twd after the whole eyepatch governor thing because the story became boring and repetitive.

No. 1767862

>>1767852
Hank is a BETA and the episode would end with him saying well, shucks, Bobby. I don't understand it. But I love you son.

No. 1767871

>>1767862
I have to unfortunately disagree. I think Hank would only put his foot down if it was actively hurting Bobby. Now, I don't think Hank would allow Bobby to be a diaperfur with no job or ambition besides coom though. Bobby can be a furfag but he better be a productive member of society too.

No. 1767889

>>1767871
Oh you misunderstand. Bobby is a programmer, he's a furry. He's got money, he's just a degen.

No. 1767891

File: 1699772199132.png (268.07 KB, 499x666, D5A1FEB5-223A-4EAA-8B5E-94AA9F…)

I just don’t think Bobby would ever be into furshit, but he would definitely blindly support furries and troons

No. 1767892

i can't wait until i stop being mentally ill

No. 1767894

>>1767891
I could see Bobby being a bisexuality furry, the kind into weird shit like vore but doesn't have any innate dark desires or secrets. He is an open book, just one that happens to be artistically obsessed with fursuits. Like he seems normal and supports his family but has found his community in the furries.

No. 1767899

>>1767891
Bobby would think furries are weird but harmless.

No. 1767905

>>1767894
I can see that as well, it's not so much that he's a complete degenerate but he has like one or two degenerate fetishes that take a backseat to the more ""purer"" aspects of being a furry like drawing goofy anthros and shit.

No. 1767912

>>1767905
Yeah he's the wholesome furry, not the knot furry. He likes the pure aspects of it.

No. 1767916

>>1767536
I think it's because other users here know other users are genuinely fooled by bait, whether it be falling for the mob mentality or trying to point out when somethings wrong because some users here are literally stupid enough to change their views because 1 user spammed it hard enough

No. 1767925

no because literally not me sharting yasss slay

No. 1767938

>>1767925
Yasssss rosebud

No. 1767941

>>1767925
The curse put on you worked

No. 1767995

File: 1699773932850.jpg (84.04 KB, 1047x621, queen of blood.jpg)

greeen

No. 1768196

i love going out wearing a shirt and tie and jeans and a big jacket. i pull it off so well and the way women look at me and compliment me when i'm dressed that way is so nice, it happens way more than when i'm wearing any other outfit

No. 1768314

I think placentas are so cool for the fact that we can create an entirely new organ at any point in our life. That and the fact we can live with only one kidney.

No. 1768364

>>1768314
Would you eat a placenta? I go back and forth on wether I would or wouldn’t, maybe if it was fresh and cooked into a chili.

No. 1768367

>>1768364
Nta but I don't think I would, it probably tastes metallic and I can't even stand to eat liver.

No. 1768368

I think I have cancer in my pussy. I just found a hard unmoveable lump inside the fatty tissue (to side) of my genitals and I don't know how to feel about it. It's like god is cursing me for schlicking to degenerate yaoi porn.

No. 1768372

>>1768368
Well that’s not very dumbass shit of you

No. 1768373

>>1768368
It could be anything

No. 1768374

>>1768372
If you schlick to yaoi turn back before it's too late.

No. 1768375

File: 1699806816802.png (404.98 KB, 346x502, DUCK.PNG)

I'm trying to get better at amigurumi so I picked up this duck pattern thinking it was going to be quick, this shit kicked my ass. I think I'm fine at crocheting but sewing kills me. Anyway, have this retarded duck. I love her like how a mother would love her daughter. I gave her some eye whites but you can't see them because she has FAS.

No. 1768378

>>1768375
Cutest hydrocephalus baby I've ever seen, good job momanon!

No. 1768389

>>1768368
if it doesn't hurt or anything, its probably just a cyst or something that won't harm you.

No. 1768392

>>1768375
she’s cute nonnie, I’ll be her godmother

No. 1768413

>>1768368
This exact thing gets described in the vagina thread on /g/ fairly regularly. >>>/g/291804 Lots of posts suggest it's a Bartholin's cyst. There are medical treatments for it if it's really bad, they can also go away on their own. One nona suggested turmeric pills: >>>/g/319099

No. 1768447

>>1768375
She doesn't look bad to me at all, she's the cutest thing. She looks like she's waving her hand while running or jumping with her legs like that heh

No. 1768456

File: 1699812390612.jpg (261.32 KB, 1280x960, tumblr_88e6117ceaeb8b91e2dd1cc…)

Read MH-6 substory in WHB rn, and istg so boring!! i was hoping Minhyeok was gonna have to jack off in the middle of class, but nooooooo, just mentions him leaving to jack off in the restroom. Such a cute guy wasted.

No. 1768480

File: 1699813817927.jpg (148.65 KB, 1024x566, 1660997449733546.jpg)

Nonnies, nonnies, nonnies, at IST 8 am tmrw remind me to do my college geometry and drawing homework, pretty pretty pretty please, thank you

No. 1768509

>>1768480
Okay I’ll remidn you I WILL NOT FORGET!!!

No. 1768510

File: 1699815626161.gif (941.4 KB, 496x372, 263BA37F-50AC-4CBA-A70A-2AA913…)

>>1768509
Wait I’ll actually be asleep at that time, someone else has to do it

No. 1768517

These incense waterfalls are so magical and hypnotizing to me. I don't understand how it works.
>>1768364
I don't think so. Definitely not anyone else's and probably not mine. I know some people turn them into pills to help replenish your nutrients after bitch but I think you can do without honestly.

No. 1768528

File: 1699816639116.png (100.43 KB, 405x534, Nostalgia-Critic_All-Stars.png)

>>1768196
>a shirt and tie and jeans and a big jacket

No. 1768574

>>1768528
yeah i'm the female doug walker

No. 1768604

>>1766521
Did you win?

No. 1768735

File: 1699824556152.jpeg (57.21 KB, 750x750, ED90252E-6CEA-425F-BFD6-80CD92…)

Is there some inedible thing you want to eat? I wanna bite into my chapstick so fuckin bad, candles too I just wanna bite something waxy. So temping

No. 1768745

>>1768735
the smell of dirt right before it rains makes my mouth water, apparently it means vitamin deficiency but idk what vitamin

No. 1768751

>>1768735
i used to have pica pretty bad. i ate paper, glue, dirt and staples. i did want to eat candles, and i ate chapstick more than once.

No. 1768755

>>1766291
And when its over I press rewind tho

No. 1768758

I filmed a video of me mid-purge and a sick part of me longs to show it to another woman

No. 1768762

File: 1699825562544.jpeg (118.71 KB, 735x655, CEB7102B-8801-44FC-A173-C01C73…)

>>1768735
I want to eat pearls and seashells, they’re shiny and pretty like candy. Maybe this is why I love those chocolates that look like seashells.

No. 1768773

>>1768735
They smell way better than they taste. My facewash makes my nose hairs burn off but it tastes pretty good.

No. 1768795

>>1768758
post it here

No. 1768800

File: 1699827127005.jpeg (8.8 KB, 225x225, Chalkchalkchalk.jpeg)

>>1768735
I want to eat school chalk
>>1768762
Years ago i was buying jelly candies that looked like pearls, they were so pretty and shiny too, i loved eating something so beautiful, but then they stopped selling them and it was a tragedy

No. 1768801

i want someone to bite the tip of my nose just nibble on it. just because

No. 1768806

>>1768795
If i was a NEET i’d do it nonna. But then i’d get armchair psychoanalized because women aren’t allowed to be stupid fucked up kek

No. 1768807

>>1768364
I ate mine in hamburger helper and it just tasted like a really thick beef

No. 1768808

>>1768807
Would you recommend it?

No. 1768812

>>1768378
>>1768392
>>1768447
Aw, thanks anons. For some reason I'm very drawn towards crochet ducks so I'm sure she will have a sibling soon (once my hands stop feeling so tense and cramped)

No. 1768875

I saw two guys kiss on TV made me feel some type of way should I start getting into fujo shit

No. 1768878

File: 1699830261155.gif (1.22 MB, 275x275, 16522449077.gif)

I hate being obsessed with an actor it feels lowly and pathetic. Literally no one else is attractive to me. I made a picmix and three moodboards of him, plan on making another soon. I want to bash his head in and tear his flesh off I fucking hate him (not really)

No. 1768882

Finished fleabag last night
I have nothing else to do now,sad

No. 1768883

>>1768878
when you're over him you can google "(actor) controversy" and maybe something will show up that'll make you hate him for real. actors are specifically hired for their good looks tho, don't feel pathetic about it.

No. 1768892

>>1768882
Watch Physical or Ginny and Georgia or Maid (2021)

No. 1768906

>>1768875
>3DPD
the lc fujos are allergic to this

No. 1768916

File: 1699833050148.jpg (85.32 KB, 736x764, b7a8d37a813394febd86dcaca09a6e…)

Attention all members of the dumbass shit forum, I come today with a warning. As you may have noticed, recent discussions relating to various homoerotic manga and anime fans have been overrun by the influx of members belonging to a certain demographic, known as "fujoshis".


Now, before you brush off this issue as something trivial or as a mere harmless pastime, I urge you to consider the negative impact that fujoshis can have on the quality of our discussions.


For those who are unaware, fujoshis are individuals who have a deep and profound appreciation for the beauty of boy's love and the amazing relationships between male characters. Unfortunately, their passion for this particular genre often leads them to hijack discussions, turning every single thread into a heated debate about their favorite ships and anal sex.


Furthermore, the constant bickering and lewd posting not only disrupt the flow of our discussions, but they also create a hostile and unwelcoming environment. This often leads to the loss of longtime members, who have grown tired of the drama and decide to leave in pursuit of a more calm and respectful environment.


So, dear farmers, I imploring you, do not let the fujoshis take over our forum. Let us work together to create a space where all members can discuss their interests freely and without fear of conflict. Let us protect our forum from the invasion of fujoshis and keep it a welcoming place for all who seek civil and respectful discourse.


Let us ensure that our forum remains a safe and enjoyable place where all can share their opinions and engage in meaningful discussions without fear of being overwhelmed by the demands and opinions of fujoshis. Let us unite and stand strong against those who threaten to destroy what we have built together.


Thank you for your attention and I hope that you will take this warning to heart.

No. 1768919

File: 1699833372941.jpeg (38.63 KB, 680x382, IMG_2928.jpeg)


No. 1768922

File: 1699833604443.png (1.97 MB, 1246x1176, Capture d’écran 2023-09-04 à…)

>>1768916
right. only wholesome highbrow heterosexual content allowed from now on

No. 1768923

File: 1699833646034.png (69.32 KB, 319x325, Screenshot (604).png)


No. 1768924

File: 1699833717586.gif (9.55 MB, 638x612, my-reaction-to-that-informatio…)


No. 1768925

>>1768916
They'll tire themselves out.

No. 1768928

>>1768922
I'm gonna pierce my eyes

No. 1768929

Ignore him nonnies go back to having fun

No. 1768936

File: 1699834269237.jpg (84.54 KB, 640x948, fc16fb20-0e15-11ed-bb5d-a376be…)

how do the dolphfags feel about him in he man (1987)

No. 1768938

>>1768936
too much 'roid but he looks okay

No. 1768946

>>1768936
I don’t like the boobs a little too big for me

No. 1768951

File: 1699834620426.jpeg (52.96 KB, 735x784, 5446D34A-45E5-4EA2-A5EE-C88666…)

>>1768878
S-sister?!? who is it

No. 1768964

File: 1699835909131.jpg (29.21 KB, 448x324, 15a.jpg)

>>1768951
His face receives mixed reactions I don't wanna say..uh contains any of these letters in the alphabet
>LMNOPQRSTUV
that's the only hint

No. 1768967

File: 1699836033124.mp4 (796.91 KB, 640x640, CatWorkers-1704569119205462425…)

test

No. 1768977

>>1768967
what am i watching

No. 1768984

File: 1699837316345.gif (3.52 MB, 480x270, 3342C1B1-8E69-4E4B-A6F7-5625A2…)

>>1768964
well I stand with you in solidarity, here’s to obsessing over random men

No. 1768987

Need advice fast. The essay I had to hand in tonight was supposed to be a group work but I didn't get the message notification from my classmates because the system is shitty. I wrote my essay solo. Should I hand it in like that even though it's supposed to be a group work?

No. 1768988

>>1768987
Turn your essay in and tell the Prof it's your own work only

No. 1768992

File: 1699837661604.jpg (183.66 KB, 1152x1337, clink.jpg)

>>1768984
hear hear

No. 1768998

>>1768987
Depends

No. 1769000

>>1768800
I eat magnesium carbonate which is pretty similar, it calms my tummy when I get reflux
Apparently they use it in gyms for their hands too?

No. 1769001

>>1768987
CC professor and fellow students that you didn’t get the system message and attach the essay. If you have time ask your classmates but if you don’t have time just send it with everyone cc’d
I’ve never been to college but I’ve been at a job and that’s what I’d do.

No. 1769006

Nonnas, I'm nervous. I'm flying from Yurop to the Burgerland today. It's past 2am and I technically wake up in two hours to take the bus to the airport.
I've picked the skin around my nails bloody from how nervous I am that everything goes well.

No. 1769008

>>1769001
Good idea. Thank you

No. 1769010

>>1769006
Good luck! Wish you the best

No. 1769012

>>1768375
Looks better than any of the two amigurumis I've ever done (which both looked derpy and I can't believe the people I gifted them to didn't say so kek).
Congrats on being so patient with the craft, crocheting tiny cute things with very small sized yarn is definitely a prowess not everyone can thrive at.

No. 1769025

>>1769006
Everything will be alright, you'll be in the bus soon and hopefully you can get some sleep on your flight.

No. 1769030

>>1768977
Cat pantomime. But the other cat doesn't seem impressed

No. 1769032

When I was 12 and into my little pony I had found this cute series of YouTube videos centered around derpy hooves. I loved it so much and thought she did a good job voicing her but then she had a video announcing she was trooning out. I had no idea what that was at the time but I remember leaving a comment on one of the next videos after that asking why she was making her voice deeper and ugly, then I got blocked from commenting anything. Just recently looked the videos up again and they’re still really cute to me. Hate to think about moids hold on mlp at the time tho

No. 1769049

File: 1699839924731.png (705.12 KB, 1280x720, at the movies again.png)

>>1768916
Yagami backwards is I'm a gay

No. 1769081

>>1769049
The way my mind just broke

No. 1769085

File: 1699841303526.jpg (91.22 KB, 700x758, 1699616935877433.jpg)

I like Shayne Gillis (yes I know) and he has this bit about guys with down syndrome are the bros that I think is funny so I got a yt short about guys with downs doing cooking videos together and the channel is called Get Down With Sean and Marley and that channel name is killing me

No. 1769119

>>1768916
I'm a himejoshi so the retardation and moid worship of the other two tribes does not concern me.

No. 1769164

>>1769006
Good luck, I hope you have fun

No. 1769166

File: 1699845219150.jpeg (73.88 KB, 1200x1200, IMG_1044.jpeg)

>>1768878
>>1768964
nonna I could have written these posts about this stupid freak, you have my sympathy

No. 1769195

File: 1699849220401.jpg (71.96 KB, 512x768, Blursed biblically accurate ca…)

Nothing makes me feel stupider than realizing that I turned off whatever alarm(s) I had set and then went back to sleep

No. 1769199

>>1768964
I understand nonna I have a long list of 3DPD I like and sharing them here would get me skinned alive and accused of being apart of the old man psyop.

No. 1769266

File: 1699856827724.gif (2.95 MB, 372x326, foul.gif)


No. 1769270

>>1768967
whats the song name

No. 1769272

>>1769166
omg is that cilly willy?

No. 1769283

>>1768745
geophagia is related to iron deficiency i think

No. 1769301

File: 1699859169527.jpg (417.58 KB, 1080x1360, Screenshot_20231111_223938.jpg)


No. 1769332

File: 1699864658229.jpeg (70.53 KB, 400x300, 28F69536-E241-4F40-BA1E-E1FD0E…)

I had one of these but fucked up horribly and it never grew. CH-CH-CH-CHIA

No. 1769384

>>1769266
Sometimes you guys post the weirdest shit that is only popular among autistic males and I do not like it

No. 1769386

>>1769301
My favorite part about these low effort troll accounts is that there are still probably 100 replies screenshotting the troll pfp with "this you?"

No. 1769417


No. 1769572

File: 1699883570099.jpg (473.27 KB, 1080x1028, Screenshot_20231112_170400.jpg)


No. 1769585

>>1766430
i always get the vibe that isaac secretly hates her, but they still insist on putting them together every time she is hosting.

No. 1769586

>>1769332
Mine was an elephant! She got a fungus and died at the seed stage.

No. 1769590

>>1769301
That's super cool, I wonder what species it is.

No. 1769592

File: 1699884420008.jpg (42.64 KB, 400x533, 1687722269200.jpg)

I watched the new Michael fassbender Netflix movie The Killer and it's funny to me that they made the irredeemable contract killer (beta, loser, wannabe Ryan Gosling in Drive) an asshole who exclusively listens to The Smiths and calls regular people normies

No. 1769605

File: 1699885017839.jpg (161.74 KB, 640x640, 48818723157_df517184d1_z.jpg)

>>1769332
I had a Bob Ross one my grandma got me for shirtmas kek. CH-CH-CH-CHIA

No. 1769607

yeah I missed you all BUT
hope you had a fun and fancy-free funky week my loves
song 4 u, song is good

No. 1769622

File: 1699886705365.jpg (106.19 KB, 750x923, hrh collection.jpg)

autistic queen

No. 1769687

File: 1699892436492.jpg (158.45 KB, 1024x1024, OIG.jpg)

ive been trying to get bing ai to make me meme pictures about isopods

No. 1769688

File: 1699892615342.jpg (115.99 KB, 640x1264, suspiciously-orange-activity-v…)

Hehehe

No. 1769689

>>1769688
hehehe

No. 1769693

>>1769687
KEK this image is basically a meme itself

No. 1769696

>>1769687
Tag yourself I'm ben do caize

No. 1769697

>>1769696
i'm That monent

No. 1769699

File: 1699893075322.jpg (152.23 KB, 1024x1024, OIG-2.jpg)

here are some more btw

No. 1769700

File: 1699893226442.png (555.54 KB, 672x638, when you relize.png)

>>1769696
i'm when you relize
>>1769699
when you lasel and no one understand you

No. 1769701

>>1769699
Is that an earless rabbit or a ham?

No. 1769702

File: 1699893351419.png (173.08 KB, 1094x666, Capture d’écran 2023-11-13 à…)

i love when sfw manwha can't make their characters straight up have boner so they just :

No. 1769704

>>1769702
>stop kissing me or…i'll go all the way
and then the fl is all naive and don't know what he means UGH what a time to be alive

No. 1769714

File: 1699894204270.jpeg (61.19 KB, 750x585, EFC885F3-7C8E-4678-A0C3-A29EEE…)

when you plertød

No. 1769738

i'm really scared of spiders when i have nothing to prove but if i want people to know i'm cool and fearless i'll let those fuckers crawl on me.

No. 1769746

>>1769384
nta but i thought it was funny. is there some weird context to the pic?

No. 1769748

File: 1699896361158.jpeg (60.51 KB, 625x490, IMG_2799.jpeg)

Imagine keeping this thing as a pet in your house

No. 1769751

>>1769748
i shart on it

No. 1769760

File: 1699896825770.jpeg (163.63 KB, 736x796, IMG_2801.jpeg)

>>1769751
Why nonnie? It’s such a harmless creature

No. 1769775

>>1769748
His name would have to be honey

No. 1769821

Is it just me or is it actually pretty hard to find non-plastic kitchen containers? Like any sort of tupperware, food dispensers, storage is ALL plastic and you actually have to go out of your way look for stuff that's glass.

No. 1769826

>>1769821
Everything's made of plastic. Just look at the direction the material of cheap clothes have gone.

No. 1769835

>>1769821
yeah most stuff is crappy. I started buying stuff in glass jars and just reusing those. instant coffee jars are pretty great for kimchi.
Pyrex was good but now they're making things out of thick cheap glass because they are no longer willing to make the good glass they're known for that's both thin and strong.

No. 1769837

>>1769821
IKEA has good cheap glass ones

No. 1769842

>A review of criminal cases found that 80% of bestiality offenders also sexually abused children.
>There is a close correlation consumption of bestiality pornography and child sexual abuse material.
https://protectchildren.ca/en/resources-research/bestiality-in-case-law/

This is why I'm wary of furfags and bronies.

No. 1769849

>>1769842
i thought this was common sense though

No. 1769858

File: 1699900417142.gif (72.31 KB, 488x498, 001FA87B-784B-4F54-ACCF-F6198B…)

riiiiiiice is niiiiiiiiiiice
BUT IT’S JUST A GRAIN

No. 1769930

File: 1699902282839.png (28.18 KB, 542x324, rabbits.png)


No. 1769934

Some dumbass kid or something smashed the ceramic dish I use to feed the neighborhood street cats, I found small pieces all over my front yard and the bigger pieces stacked neatly on top of each other near its original spot.

No. 1769946

>>1769934
That's a bummer, I'm sorry that happened. Are you sure it wasn't an adult neighbor mad that you're feeding outdoor cats?

No. 1769957

>>1769946
That could be the case, I didn't see who did it to be honest but I know a person did it. I know I probably shouldn't feed the stray cats but they're so friendly and I feel bad that they're outside kek, there's a small black one with a really fluffy tail and she always rolls over for people, I wish I had space to adopt her

No. 1769962

my mom doesnt know the difference between mhmm and mm-mm

No. 1769969

I’ve played stardew valley for hours today. My period is really heavy so I have been cosy playing

No. 1769991

>>1769934
Put up a camera.

No. 1770003

File: 1699905184576.jpg (149.45 KB, 1012x1280, IMG_20231114_005245_915.jpg)

It makes me mad whenever crystalfags reply to obvious moid posts

No. 1770014

File: 1699905582356.gif (1.72 MB, 640x640, 6DC30C07-6440-4AD2-9CE2-BAB486…)

WHY CANT HE BE REAL WHY ISNT HE IN BED WITH ME FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
anyways goodnight nonnas ♥

No. 1770036

>>1769934
PLEASE do not feed stray cats. So bad for so many reasons. Even if you don't care about the local environment they'll attract hordes more and start sleeping under your car and shit, someone I know ran over the stray cat they were feeding because of that.

No. 1770057

>>1770036
Nta but I feed strays I can check under my car and anyways they shouldn’t be out there in the first place! If you (general not you personally) don’t want someone feeding “your” cat, then keep it inside!

No. 1770062

i would make love to beethoven until he can hear again

No. 1770064

>>1770003
seriously, why are they so oblivious to maleposting there? every other post is either bait or someone falling for bait

No. 1770070

>>1770003
>>1770064
This happens on lolcow often too though. Even worse, anons will know it's a moid and still reply (e.g. that one anon who was in the mom thread in /g/)

No. 1770072

OHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!

No. 1770074

File: 1699907447602.jpg (1.51 MB, 3024x4032, jmjzocguxy071.jpg)

>>1770057
If it's someone else's cat it's not a stray…I brought that up because most people don't want to run over and dispose of a smashed cat, not because I'm worried someone's pet might get ran over.
But even if you check they can be hiding in places that are hard to see. After it happened we had three people check under the next car before moving it, felt under the wheels and everything, honked the horn and one still ran out after the car was started.
Also, local environment. Please stop feeding stray cats.

No. 1770077

>>1769934
stray cats are a menace anyway. I hate people who feed them, then they gather in the neighborhood and cause issues to the native environment or have kittens there, causing more issues.

No. 1770104

>>1769704
when the FL in the game that markets itself as unashamedly horny and edgy still manages to make it's FL mild asf, only form of relief i get is certain dialogue options and i pick the more "dominant one" and the male characters respond happily to it.

No. 1770118

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i was crying like a bitch and i grabbed my pillow to wipe my tears and i guess it had an ant on it cuz i felt a sting on my eyelid and picked up a mirror to look at it and found a crushed up ant and now that eyelid is all inflamed and shit and stings

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No. 1770172

>>1770003
theres barely any traffic over there, theyll take anything

No. 1770218

File: 1699914500969.jpg (47.41 KB, 735x685, a65c0aec1e809b46308d8e3de99b4e…)

spent 20hrs making something only for it to be the wrong size I am going crazy

No. 1770245

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Wish I had some tasty ice cream right now. TRADING 1 SLICE CHEESECAKE, 1 BOWL ICE CREAM

No. 1770263

I want to install Linux on my computer because it’s slow af but am too much of a pussy to do so because I fear I may be too retarded the understand techno-jargon

No. 1770267

>>1770263
don't worry, it's not very complicated to install

No. 1770299

>>1770263
I did this on my thinkpad because it was also slow but tbh linux didn't really speed it up at all, I think it must be because it still has a spinning drive and not an SSD
Like other nona said it isn't complicated, you just need a USB drive and to know how to boot from it

No. 1770302

One of my favourite ASMR youtubers started focusing only on fucking spit painting videos which is like the most disgusting thinly veiled scrote fetish there is. She used to be so creative with her work too.

No. 1770303

>>1770302
Start watching asmr for the girls then

No. 1770313

I wanted to talk about the upcoming elections with my dad but he already went to sleep

No. 1770327

>>1770313
no i went to lolcow dumbass can't believe we share dna

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No. 1770368

Where's everyone?

No. 1770373

>>1770368
I was busy today bb

No. 1770374

File: 1699921506620.jpg (72.79 KB, 600x800, 43587_5.jpg)

>>1770368
Waiting for Dumbass Hours to start, do you have the time ma'am?

No. 1770378

File: 1699921788336.jpeg (84.91 KB, 768x768, 93a4a5ca-553e-4807-85f7-6f275a…)

Are the rose toys really all they are cracked up to be? I've been abstaining from toys but I want my first one. I've heard that they're just repackaged satisfyers

No. 1770382

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>>1769746
She is scamming queen Riri also known as Suspendas' Thai hooker wife. I find the predator-like faces she makes amusing.

No. 1770383

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>>1770368
i'm waiting for you babe

No. 1770412

File: 1699923013030.jpeg (624.79 KB, 750x1155, IMG_2663.jpeg)

i'm getting recommended videos based on lolcow from youtube now. freaky but i no longer care.

No. 1770424

>>1770378
I have a womanizer which is a clitoral suction vibrator similar to the rose toy and tbh it just feels weird and I haven’t orgasmed from it yet kek. I’ve seen a lot of women say good things about the rose toy on social media though, it might just take some getting used to. Btw there’s a sex toy thread on /g/ where you’d probably get better advice on what to buy.

No. 1770429

>>1770378
suction is something you'd either love or hate. you can get a one time use one for like 15 usd which is worth it to see if youd actually want to shell out on getting a good one

No. 1770436

File: 1699923923951.jpg (182.01 KB, 1024x564, 25955333921_112da59486_b.jpg)

Ligia exotica is an underrated isopod in my opinion. They have cute eyes and antennae.

No. 1770440

Parraphine wax treatments do nothing

No. 1770455

>>1770412
Extremely creepy. I feel like a guinea pig being watched every day.

No. 1770519

>>1770412
I haven’t gotten any targeted ads about meat yet even though i’ve typed out meat-kun multiple times. They need to step up their game.

No. 1770566

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>>1770374
It is Dumb Fuck O'Clock, Dumbass Hours start in three quarters of a whole pie.

No. 1770582

>>1770566
seal chan?

No. 1770604

File: 1699928430889.gif (8.73 MB, 640x290, jiggle.gif)

>>1770566
NO WAY, LITERALLY ME

No. 1770609

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>>1770582
Nah I don't think so… maybe??
>>1770604
I like the way you jiggle jiggle

No. 1770661

>>1769622
Hate her immensely, hope you're talking about the cat

No. 1770667

>>1770074
I would not be able to move on with my life if I accidentally killed a cat hiding in my car. That is a nightmare.

No. 1770807

i shitted yes i didnt no i did

No. 1770811

>>1770807
Congratulations on graduating from farting to shidding nonny

No. 1770825

You know I complain about Jerma alot but holyshit is Vinnys impressions and constant "inside jokes" unfunny. Two separate times I've randomly watched a stream where he'd go into some unfunny joke about pop..and solid snake or something? It's so juvenile. Even if he is doing unironically it's annoying. It's like how I randomly got two clip videos of Nothernlion making TRA statements and you can tell he just does it for the pat on the back.
Nobody is bringing I it up, he just does it so he can go on one of hid "rants". Sorry for rambling, I watch a lot of streamers nonas. I'm retarded

No. 1770828

>>1770825
*poop and diapers not pop sorry

No. 1770833

>>1769687
very late reply sorry but this is incredible

No. 1770933

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Oh my god I’m in my 30s and I don’t fucking remember anything I learned in college! I studied theater, and history and all kinds of stuff and I can’t remember a fucking thing! What the hell!

No. 1770942

File: 1699938451936.jpeg (130.01 KB, 828x585, A9AFC072-93B8-4D2E-9281-27DF24…)

Why is he so adorable tho

No. 1770950

my pussy is throbbing i need to be abducted by a sexy space alien vampire who bores me to death by talking nonstop about the history of planets then samples my spit and makes me blush

No. 1770952

>>1770933
whats ur job then nonnooz

No. 1770993

>>1770942
cyclopia

No. 1771012

>>1770950
Cringe

No. 1771030

>>1771012
miserable kek

No. 1771049

>>1770609
Thanks for getting this stuck in my head again

No. 1771072

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>KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH KISH

No. 1771074

>>1771072
my cat right now

No. 1771084

>>1769006
Samefag. I arrived in Bürgerland and everything went well.
I commuted for almost a full 24 hours on European time, and with no real sleep in 26hours (slept maybe 1 hour on the bus to the airport in the morning and on two of a total of three flights).
My luggage was there at the final destination and I didn't feel so nauseous from take off and landing thanks to my motion sickness pills that I didn't need to throw up.

I am so relieved to finally rest and relax nonnies, thanks for the encouraging words.

No. 1771087

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>>1771084
Welcome nonna!!! Flying is one of my biggest fears, u so brave

No. 1771089

File: 1699952647500.gif (3.72 MB, 498x258, IMG_7369.gif)

Haven’t been this sick in years. The hubris, the hubris…

No. 1771111

i tried to see if this video was satirical but it seems like the dude who made it is actually somewhat serious about hating "transport for london". lol

No. 1771127

File: 1699959849586.jpg (20.71 KB, 236x348, 0a1d9b60eedf075b5f99c909c2eb94…)

This is what Frank Sinatra looked like without has shirt on.

No. 1771130

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>>1771127
this is what killian murphy looks like without his shirt on

No. 1771132

>>1771130
I'm gonna start calling you murphy-chan

No. 1771135

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>>1771130
This is what Hank Hill looks like without his shirt on

No. 1771145

Praying to god DHL doesn't send my package to a pickup point in another town like last time.
>>1771135
Why is he shirtless in front of Cotton tho

No. 1771152

>>1771127
Nevermind his torso, look at those ana-chan legs

No. 1771153

>>1771152
Shit, I meant Frank Sinatra.

No. 1771154

>>1771145
They delivered it to a store a few streets away guess there is a god after all

No. 1771158

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No. 1771165

File: 1699964845279.jpg (70.6 KB, 900x1200, 1685607986814.jpg)

Did someone else notice that we haven't gotten any major, worldwide level technological advances this decade? I think that's why we're kind of "stuck" in the 2010s culturally because we're still using technology and social media from back then, at least essentially. I think the powers that be are distracting us with the creation of AI to make us believe there is advance but if you think about it, AI is barely an improvement, why are we still using tactile smartphones and twitter from almost 2 decades ago?

No. 1771166

I have no fear of Canadian geese, they're all bluff and no fighting skills. If one runs up to you you can easily grab it's neck and throw it. But when I'm in public, I can never defend myself against geese because even if they're running up to you and hissing and biting, people always gasp when you slap them and keep walking. It's attacking me! One slap teaches it an lesson, it doesn't kill it for ducks sake.

No. 1771170

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>>1771166
>for ducks sake
but I thought you were talking about geese

No. 1771174

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just realized I forgot to put the yogurt I bought in the fridge and it’s been out for 24 hours. I’ll give it a taste when I get home i so don’t wanna throw it out, hope I don’t get sick

No. 1771175

>>1771174
anon spoiler this shit

No. 1771176

>>1771175
Let celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey explore his identity you bigot

No. 1771179

>>1771175
Kek this site really is being taken over by normies

No. 1771182

File: 1699967294115.jpg (1.6 MB, 2423x2160, Snapchat-1460492327.jpg)

Not the same thread I posted in yesterday but I've done more on my Christmas gift for my husband

No. 1771183

>>1771179
God, I'm so glad I don't have such intense debilitating autism that I can't detect what's obviously a joke.

No. 1771184

>>1771183
Do you wanna kiss or something, jeez

No. 1771185

>>1771182
!!!whoa what! I only hope he puts in as much effort for your gift nonnie, this is so cool.

No. 1771220

>>1771182
ooh, it's cute!! it's adorable on it's own, but is it inspired by a game your husband likes or is it meant to be a piece paired with a figurine that your husband owns?(asking this bc i thought about Dollightful's relationship where she makes OOAK dolls and her husband makes action figures so they help each other with their respective hobbies)

No. 1771222

>>1771182
Can you date me instead and then just give me that for Christmas

No. 1771224

>>1771165
are you retarded? we can literally spawn hot anime boys with big dicks just by typing some words into a program

No. 1771228

File: 1699970431273.jpeg (61.69 KB, 338x254, 8DDDD3F3-DAF8-42CC-BEB2-C22675…)

It’s a good day to look at ducks ♥

No. 1771229

>>1771185
haha thanks, he bought me a telescope as a gift before so he puts effort into my interests too but doesnt have the time to make me stuff
>>1771220
Its hargrids hut, its just to sit on the bookshelf next to his books. I made him Bilbos hobbit hole last christmas
>>1771222
haha but what would I give my husband?

No. 1771237

File: 1699971128079.gif (1.7 MB, 498x244, leon-kennedy-resident-evil-2.g…)

another day another struggle

No. 1771241

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>>1771165
This thing looks like the pillsbury dough boys special needs brother

No. 1771249

>>1771241
I hate this woman and her stupid project. It's so…pandering.

No. 1771253

>>1771249
I don’t know much about her anon what project? I just saw a few of her pics on ig

No. 1771257

>>1771253
analog horror stuff, typical zoomer garbage. It's so annoying that zoomers try to shoehorn boobs into everything.

No. 1771274

>>1771237
I want to do things to Leon in this state.

No. 1771276

>>1771257
It's wild that Zoomers are obsessed with analog horror suddenly. Like, they really have nothing to contribute at all to society. It's all my 22 year old coworker spoke about

No. 1771278

>>1771165
>"the powers that be are distracting us"
you sound like my retarded gen x dad.

No. 1771295

>>1771165
they're still rolling out things they developed 40 years ago, public technology is always behind military technology. don't worry the murderbots, worldwide digital currency and nanomachines are coming. growing wealth disparity means less of the fun things are for you.

No. 1771299

>>1771165
AI doesn't exist. What you're describing is a data laundering scraping and sophisticated stealing from a corporate machine learning algorithm. And no, you're wrong you're just tech illiterate. Picture has improved and computing power is what made not the AI revolution possible but the mass data scraping and harvesting revolution associated with the AI revolution possible. If the average person online is this retarded big data already won lel

No. 1771300

>>1771278
Imagine admitting that your dad is smarter than you on lolcow of all places.
>>1771165
I don't know about this, there have been a lot of advancements in my field each year that make lives better. It hasn't been stagnant at all.
>>1771170
It's so good to be seen.

No. 1771307

>>1771299
You're like those academics who changed the definition of racism, and then got mad when everyone used it the old way. I am a machine learning algorithm, I'm just made out of meat, so all I ever expected of AI was for it to be a machine learning algorithm.

No. 1771311

>>1771307
What are you saying? Machine learning algorithms are dime a dozen have existed for the last ten years or so and control everything we do already on social media platforms. AI as corporations want to shill it is a marketing ploy to distract from their mass scale data laundering and data harvesting under the guise of education. You being retarded and not knowing what AI are and assuming LLMs are any more complex than word association based machine learning algorithms should be made fun of. The abstract concept of intelligence in a machine is faaar off into the future not even a peek of it can be seen now.

No. 1771317

>>1771311
>abstract concept of intelligence in a machine is faaar off into the future
You think it is far off and not current because you assume humans have a soul. We don't. We are an ecological niche controlled by the DNA from a 3.7 billion year lineage. Humans did not spring fully formed and neither does an AI, but it's already passed the threshold of animal intelligence and it still making gains.

No. 1771330

>>1771072
My cat posted this

No. 1771332

>>1771276
analog horror is so lazy. It's literally ideas lazily thrown together into some half assed project that never goes anywhere. It's literally just ideas and zoomers are so retarded they fall in love and form fandoms about it.

No. 1771339

>>1771241
This idiot has an only fans too. I bet this is just a way to market it

No. 1771359

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i finally tackled making stovetop rice and it came out so so good. ngl i am kind of proud of myself. idk why but rice has always been the one thing i've struggled making properly and i never got a chance to ask my grandmother before she died on how she always got rice to cook perfectly for her. she would always make either jasmine or basmati rice and it was always so fluffy and buttery and made the house smell delicious. i realized my biggest mistake in the past was not measuring my water to rice ratio, and not keeping the lid on the pot so that the rice steams.

No. 1771362

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>>1771127
>>1771152
Only when you see pics of him when he was young, you realize why he was super popular

No. 1771365

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS FINALLY HAPPENING

No. 1771367

>>1771365
its been years I feel like

No. 1771369

>>1771362
Proof moids hit the wall at super speed. He was cute.

No. 1771371

>>1771300
Nah, my dad thinks god is real and men are better and smarter than women. He's a fucking retard.

No. 1771372

>>1771362
why does this board has the shittiest taste in men. And i say this as a proud ''unattractive moids you want to fuck'' user.

No. 1771379

>>1771224
>we can literally spawn hot anime boys with big dicks just by typing some words into a program
Link exactly which AI is able to generate dicks to begin with, most barely generate vaginas. Everytime I try to get a naked male it gives him a vagina no matter which AI or prompt I'm using

No. 1771391

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>>1771299
You sound so pretentious kek
>Yada yada yada picture has improved and computing power is-
Who gives a shit, where are the flying cars and husbandobots?? Those are the impressive advances we need

No. 1771406

>>1771391
I've always wanted a robot husbando and I will be so sad if they don't happen in my lifetime

No. 1771429

File: 1699983033405.jpg (1.17 MB, 2204x2160, Snapchat-839105157-1.jpg)

Update, I made a bsse for it to sit on too

No. 1771434

>>1771429
This is seriously so good!! Is it mainly cardboard? You're so talented.

No. 1771439

>>1771429
is this a cat house or something?

No. 1771440

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>>1771429
>Yer a wizard, nonna

No. 1771443

I hate nightmares so fucking much!

No. 1771450

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>>1771429
Wow, amazing! You're working so quick anon, I can't wait to see once it's finished.

There are so many extremely talented anons here. There's an anon in one of the husbando threads that has been making a doll from scratch of her husbando out of I think wire, fabric and clay. I think it's articulated as well.

No. 1771452

>>1771450
she is straight up making a golum, I can't wait until she posts a video of it walking around lmao

No. 1771466

ngl the way that WHB very casually connects its universe with that of Love UnHolyc was cute and i liked it.

No. 1771476

>>1771165
Nah you're right and anons are unimaginative. Idk why everyone's giving you shit. In fact most of these social media sites were popular in the late 2000s even not just the 2010s. How much longer do we have to hear about facebook, instagram, snapchat, and co. Even discord is tiring to hear about now. Besides the social media and smartphones, I wouldn't say anything is culturally similar to the 2010s though. I'm waiting for the day a better type of phone gets made and smartphones become the new garakei.

No. 1771477

>>1771466
>WHB
White hot boy?

No. 1771479

>>1771434
Yeah the framework and shingles are cardboard, I cut out foam bricks and the base is styrofoam
>>1771439
Nah just a miniature hagrid hut
>>1771440
HAHA
>>1771450
It feels like its taking so long haha. The fun part is coming up but I also need to cut more foam bricks for the base which I'm not looking forward to it. I havent seen that anon, I should go have a look

No. 1771480

>>1771362
I thought it was because of his music. He looks like a sea creature.

No. 1771483

I made a pack of beef ramen noodles but instead of using the season, I made a pot of coffee and poured the noodles inside. I stirred. Added some cinnomon and I ate it.
This is the best I've felt in fucking years. I went outside and took a deep breath, it smells horrible outside then my period came on. So I showered again and now watching YouTube in my toasty room

No. 1771486

File: 1699986390189.png (109.33 KB, 1277x274, bjorn.PNG)

>>1771479
>I havent seen that anon
Here's one of her posts >>>/g/358035
>>1771452
I honestly completely believe anons are skilled and intelligent enough to make a robo-husbando doll

No. 1771499

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>>1771477
the game, nonnie, the game, the kusoge, yk, posted way back in the previous threads, that game, picrel is mostly unrelated btw, just added bc it's funny.

No. 1771505

Am I the only one who feels like the scent of the soap you use while showering doesn't actually matter? It'll literally be gone after you get dressed. That's why I only care about how my lotions, sprays and perfumes smell, those will actually be on all day.

No. 1771508

>>1771505
Soap is for cleaning not smelling.

No. 1771510

Wait no it is for smelling but it’s not for perfuming

No. 1771511

>>1771505
I now use non-scented soap for skin reasons and I get compliments on my smell anyway because of my hair so like if you have nice shampoo or perfume like soap smell is irrelevant.

No. 1771513

>>1771505
but it's so pleasant when the soap smells nice. It just makes the showering time better and relaxing

No. 1771515

>>1771317
>You think it is far off and not current because you assume humans have a soul. We don't. We are an ecological niche controlled by the DNA from a 3.7 billion year lineage. Humans did not spring fully formed and neither does an AI, but it's already passed the threshold of animal intelligence and it still making gains.

No retard, I think it's far off because LLMs are word association game generating, machine learning algorithms. This site is depressingly retarded lately and it's not surprising that whenever you bring up anything computing related accusations of tranny by association comes up with you tech illiterate morons. Once again, I said machine learning algorithms are nothing new because they aren't. That's not intelligence, it's a game of guessing and probability by gradience not comparable to human evolution, but you are also a retard for thinking human evolution is a linear process of improvement, when it could hardly even be called specialized when much of human genome is made up of ncRNAs. I also find it funny that retards shilling AI didn't realise the entire reason it exists now as a marketing ploy is from an advancement in storage, cloud computing, wealth disparity, and computing power that the original poster claimed there were no advancements since 2010 uwu. Regardless evolution and anything in molecular biology is not comparable to something that is man made, this is outside of your depth don't add information theory and molecular biology to your poor discussion. It's as simple as if you take the data sets away from LLMs they cease playing their word and guess by association games. Go shill and celebrate your corporate consoomer plagiarism algorithm somewhere else. What kind of random projecting loser mentions a soul when talking about machine learning algorithms? Scifi techbro brainrot. I also would think that this site being female dominated would be more critical of fucked up exploitative, largely male made and female exploitative technology but apparently not. Once again, being tech illiterate is not grounds for the knowledge for you to speak on this topic. This is too dumb even for discussing dumbshit.

Will you still shill for AIs when the disappointing reality of corporations lies are used to justify deciding your insurance premiums? And to steal your art, steal your photos, scrape and steal your medical documents and private information and are used (poorly) in predicting false correlations of scientific data because most of society are tech and science illiterate retards despite pushing for technocracy and technocrats like yourself who don't think anything about "AI" beyond it's super advanced because future sci fi.

No. 1771521

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>>1771508
>>1771510
True, but there are body washes and I feel like those focus on scent more

No. 1771523

>>1771515
It's not like you're wrong but what's the point in getting so mad about it. The layperson doesn't understand a damn about programming or algorithms, as you can see on this website or anywhere else. Really that's been obvious since everyone lost their shit about IBM Watson over a decade ago, even then all the normal people were like oooh machines will be people soon! It's just not within the scope of most people's education.

No. 1771531

File: 1699989883990.jpg (Spoiler Image,12.88 KB, 474x1000, satisfyer.jpg)

>>1770424
>>1770429
Thanks anons! I forgot about the sex toy thread honestly. Haven't ordered yet but I've decided to get the satisfyer curvy 2+. I downloaded the app and now I'm excited because of all the possibilities kek. There's a mode where you can have the toy go to the beat of a song, and another where you can listen to a story and have the toy go along with it.

No. 1771534

>>1771391
When I was in middle school and watched Chappie for the first time, I fell so in love with him that I almost schizo'd myself into imagining he was real. I would literally pretend I was holding his hand all the time and would talk to him. I wanted to become a computer scientist and engineer in order to make him irl. Do you think I can still do it

No. 1771553

>>1771515
>machine learning algorithms
Yeah, just like every other form of life. How are you not getting this? I didn't bother reading the rest because if you're too autistic to understand the simple point that all brains are is complex processing machines, you're too autistic for your opinion to be worth anything.

No. 1771575

>>1771543
>>1771553
Is the male posting thread here now? lol

No. 1771588

It’s so pretty outside aw

No. 1771590

>>1771531
>There's a mode where you can have the toy go to the beat of a song

No. 1771606

File: 1699994472275.jpg (172.48 KB, 1200x800, FhJFlvfXwAAPO3Z.jpg)

>>1771553
It's just ai

No. 1771614

File: 1699995154820.jpeg (21.32 KB, 426x357, DDCB5FC5-DF2D-4C85-80B7-23248F…)

>>1771483
you what now
>>1771486
This is so amazing, I would love to be good enough to sculpt my special guy but it’s so daunting just to get started

No. 1771669

File: 1699997472465.jpg (663.33 KB, 986x1024, retouch_2023111417263845.jpg)

I edited him again kek

No. 1771678

>>1771590
That was such a wild story kek, tbh once you find the steady rhythm that's buried in all that shit it's not so bad but I would be losing it cracking up if this came on while I was trying to get down with my man. I wonder what was on the playlist after this, Yakety Sax maybe?

No. 1771683

File: 1699998574698.jpg (19.13 KB, 265x275, 1699993168825.jpg)

>>1771669
Original pic

No. 1771698

I just looked up the chocolate commercial I was named after. My mum saw it when she was pregnant with me and got randomly inspired by super generic tv spot. For a long time I thought that I was named after a song that was pretty popular around the time I was born but once I've looked up the release date of it and it was long after I was born.

No. 1771724

I CANT STOP LISTENING TO THIS SONG FUCKKK THIS BITCH LEANN WAS 13 WHEN SHE SANG THIS

No. 1771727

File: 1700001372938.gif (3.58 MB, 501x529, chaching.gif)


No. 1771728

I just saw a video of some frog legs being cooked at a hot pot, and it was so freaky. The legs were jumping back when they touched the hot soup. It's obviously just muscle contractions/nerves but it's so crazy how it was moving as if the frog was still alive.

No. 1771734

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No. 1771738

File: 1700002234628.gif (2.42 MB, 200x200, 8D2A0D2E-8A8E-4E40-BBDF-04B8AB…)

NEW BANNERS FINALLY, FUCK YEAH TIME TO THROW DOWN

No. 1771739

>>1771734
NONNIE

No. 1771741

File: 1700002508881.jpg (14.99 KB, 359x359, yLW9ZwCY_400x400.jpg)

>tfw sex pest american gets sued by korean stacy

No. 1771745

>>1771741
Oh? Spill the details.

No. 1771746

>>1771741
spill? you can't just write that and not share

No. 1771750

File: 1700003198078.gif (3.75 MB, 640x456, 62ACCFEF-925F-4788-BC85-681913…)


No. 1771753

File: 1700003403425.png (294.33 KB, 328x377, keQD8CxlMTd1pQuk.png)

>>1771745
Pic rel is a 22 year old american streamer (featured on Super Nanny) called Slightly Homeless who travels around Asia looking for sex. He very often flirts with underage girls and almost went to prison in Nepal for it. This Korean streamer called Bongbong is going to sue him for recording her.

No. 1771755

File: 1700003536711.gif (5.88 MB, 640x360, supernanny-you-guys-are-in-a-c…)

>>1771753
> featured on Super Nanny

No. 1771757

>>1771753
Featured on Super Nanny?

No. 1771758

>>1771753
He looks like he's actually missing a chromosome.

No. 1771762

>>1771757
Yes this is the episode. He was already sexually harrassing women as a 6 year old.

No. 1771767

File: 1700004829676.jpeg (38.17 KB, 747x701, 1648344235751.jpeg)

>>1771762
>sexually harassing women as young as six
>grew up to be a pedophilic yellow fevered touristing sex pest passport bro
Holy fucking shit, is it genetic or something? This is so bleak.

No. 1771770

>>1768936
Love the hair and love the slutty outfit (never watched the movie)

No. 1771773

>>1771767
It could be that or some kind of brain abnormality that caused him to be this way.

No. 1771774

>>1771762
I wish someone killed him to spare women from his bullshit. if your kid starts acting like that as 6, you should be legally allowed to end their lives.

No. 1771775

>>1771669
dragon age

No. 1771785

I wish we had an IRL degenerates thread but I doubt people would be interested

No. 1771788

>>1771785
You can make a "creepy irl encounters" thread, we have one for online ones.

No. 1771790

>>1768936
Peak male form. I miss it.

No. 1771791

>>1771785
I am interested actually, please make it

No. 1771793

File: 1700006519766.png (258.85 KB, 720x816, IMG_20231114_180158.png)

OH SHIT NEW BANNERS???

No. 1771796

File: 1700006572610.png (243 KB, 720x732, IMG_20231114_180305.png)

>>1771793
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No. 1771799

File: 1700006659926.png (208.18 KB, 720x678, IMG_20231114_180421.png)

YOOOO NEW BANNERS LETS GOOOOOO

No. 1771801

I like the new banners. Ooooo

No. 1771806

I feel like while most AI art has beautiful rendering, the anatomy is still really poor. The longer you look at an image, the worse it starts to seem. I have nothing against AI art, and I've tried to edit some AI just to see if I could learn something from it, but most of the anatomy will have something severely wrong with it. Especially body proportions. I've seen some AI images get posted that look beautiful at first, and then you look closely at it, and it will be a guy with forearms as short as a t-rex.

No. 1771811

osmosis jones is free on youtube with ads and i got to the pill character some farmer was obsessed with and it's such an experience to witness. i love women.

No. 1771816

>>1771515
>I also would think that this site being female dominated would be more critical of fucked up exploitative, largely male made and female exploitative
We have anons who are genuine stalkers or cyberstalkers and don’t think about the consequences of sharing how they do it. It’s not surprising at all. We have at least 3 self defense threads, 2 of which are years old and all of them are small. Other than that, there’s no general threads on the reality that as women we have the least privacy and will always be unsafe in this world.

The average woman just believes it’s paranoid fear mongering. I’ve been telling my friends and family for years to use social media as privately as possible and even now they don’t listen and just think i’m fear mongering. Even the most basic shit like not having your profile be public and named FirstNameLastName with 100 photos of themselves, photos in every room in their house, the outside of their own and worst of all pictures of children they won’t listen to. My own parents didn’t even respect my wishes to keep photos of me off of Facebook when I become more privacy aware as a teen.

No. 1771823

File: 1700008760456.jpeg (2.02 MB, 1170x1666, IMG_7424.jpeg)

How are we feeling today ladies, more north korea or south korea?

No. 1771833

File: 1700009441182.jpg (149.06 KB, 932x525, flowerhead.jpg)

>>1771811
I just saw it and it still looks really good.Especially the music. Bill Murray is so disgusting though

No. 1771836

>>1771811
Ohh is it your first time watching? How exciting, maybe I’ll watch it later for the nostalgia

No. 1771838

And another one because I love her

No. 1771845

File: 1700010410989.png (2.6 MB, 1200x1200, me.png)

>>1771823
I'm feeling more arbys today, fyi.

No. 1771855

>>1771853
The best way to cope is to not cope.

Make everyone else have to cope with your presence.

No. 1771857

>>1771845
wow no way, are you gaslighting or gangstalking me or whatever, that was lunch today. were you the cute checkout girl nonny, be honest

No. 1771860

>>1771853
Think about how incredible and unique autistic women are compared to males. It's a good start, go from there and then focus on your uniqueness.

No. 1771862

File: 1700012141224.jpg (21.15 KB, 480x360, 95d04a94028f669f4a9e446528760f…)

Remember this stupid motherfucka? Just too damn old for all that bullshit

No. 1771863

>>1771855
Ewww this "if you can't handle me at my worst" ass facebook alcoholic mom post

No. 1771866

>>1771724
This is so impressive! She's very talented and has a huge voice. Thanks for posting this and exposing me to her, anon.

No. 1771873

>>1771806
It probably copied that from shitty artists with poor anatomy since it obviously traces over already existing images and mashes them together depending on the prompt.

No. 1771876

File: 1700013063806.jpeg (135.62 KB, 750x755, 9BDD77E2-4E3E-4451-8EE8-483BB8…)

>>1771862
Why is he in the villains wiki he is a CHILD and he loves to dance

No. 1771879

>>1771876
He belongs at the bottom of a river

No. 1771904

File: 1700014651534.jpg (363 KB, 1471x2048, gettyimages-1793289022-2048x20…)

You guys think Barry Manilow looks like a cartoon character too right?

No. 1771912


No. 1771913

>>1771863
nta but they're right, autists trying to pretend to be normal are always so transparent

No. 1771925

>>1771833
the music choices are great but it has so many gross out moments and the female animated characters are all so sexualized, i won't watch it again.

>>1771836
yes it's my first time! thanks for the cute video.

No. 1771940

>>1771876
He looks like Pixyteri

No. 1771945

>>1771904
I always confuse him with Rod Stewart (evil)

No. 1771991

>>1771811
Post link please

No. 1772018

>>1771753
22?????

No. 1772057

''men age like wine''
men at 22 >>1771753

No. 1772096

>>1771084
Samefag again.
Had the chilliest morning afternoon and evening. It was great.

And on the way back home, we got into an accident and drove into the rear of another person's car and got a ride to the nearest 7/11 in the back of a Police car.

… I wish I was making that stuff up.

No. 1772291

>>1771904
men are so fucking fugly. how can people even touch one??

No. 1772380

File: 1700032966458.gif (2.33 MB, 498x280, asobi-asobi-asobase.gif)

>>1771753
becoming religious again just to pray for him to end up penniless and Bongbong wins

No. 1772384

File: 1700033130665.png (119.42 KB, 1725x1248, Y_Chromosome.png)

>>1771773
>brain abnormality
or a genetic abnormality

No. 1772387

>>1772380
Why are you always posting this character?

No. 1772416

>>1771913
It's so alien the way they try to mimic other people especially when complimenting/lovebombing and they just look scary kek

No. 1772417

>>1771904
at the copa, copacabana, the hottest spot north of Havana, at the copa, copacabana, music and passion were always the fashion at the copaaaaaaaaaaaaa~
I miss these kinds of old songs that tell stories. He does kind of look like a Who from Whoville

No. 1772441

>>1771523
Not mad per se just upset to see the overall reaction here about LLMs and the wider scope of "AI". Its quite upsetting to see other women blindly endorsing this deplorable crap and turning a blind eye to it, its grim. Its sad to see no one has any tech literacy, its sad to see a culture that's more hellbent on male worship than becoming edified and female solidarity. I hardly ever see discussions about tech here period, which is concerning in itself seeing as how it affects us all. I hardly ever see provocative discussion anymore on topics and anything in depth other than maybe the art thread, the quality of posts has plummeted. But at the same time, I see countless stories of people here being taking advantage of, venting their stories of being fucked over, being blackmailed, being victims of idiotic harmful behavior or engaging in it themselves like >>1771816 anon mentions. However the most common response here rather bleakly is the female socialized "I'm too stupid to know but I'm going to ostracize you because female wrong think" behavior that seems to rule this site now. >>1771391 >>1771307 >>1771553 and genuine schizoid spiritual tech illiteracy like >>1771553 which lends to stereotypes of women being retarded, overly spiritual, and tech illiterate. It genuinely feels like crabs in a bucket mentality combined with childish infantilism. I understand that all anons are different but I can't see these people as victims simultaneously if they are willingly retarded.

No. 1772461

>>1772387
She self inserts

No. 1772497

i miss pre-elon grimes so much it hurts. i can't even read her thread. i miss her lame lying dorky ass when she was just an artsy musician and not whatever this is

No. 1772537

File: 1700045646701.gif (1.97 MB, 498x278, 74B13476-9158-42D7-8E58-58AA73…)

Dancing the pain away, wooo yeah !

No. 1772567

File: 1700046893273.gif (990.33 KB, 500x310, IMG_7374.gif)

>>1772537
Wish I could. My fever is slowly killing me.

No. 1772583

File: 1700047754470.gif (1.19 MB, 498x417, B04C5073-A2DB-4E5B-A7E0-16DC3C…)

>>1772567
We will dance together soon nonna, hope you feel better

No. 1772584

>>1771811
His name is Drix, philistine.

No. 1772585

File: 1700047974700.png (198.43 KB, 339x489, d'arce.png)

idk anything about this game i'm not apart of that scene in general but. i am attracted to her

No. 1772590

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>>1772585
lol sorry this is who I immediately thought of. What’s the game, what do you like about her?

No. 1772591

>>1772590
What a blast from the past.

No. 1772592

File: 1700048780252.jpg (58.91 KB, 1023x703, depositphotos_29591035-stock-p…)

>>1771753
is there anything more disgusting than men with full lips like that

No. 1772594

>>1772590
the game is fear and hunger and i haven't played it, probably not going to either kek i just have a thing for female knights especially ones with short hair, that's all. i saw someone refer to her as a girlfailure and it made me more attracted to her but that's where my knowledge ends kek

No. 1772597

File: 1700049387803.jpg (76.18 KB, 640x448, IMG_9245.jpg)

>>1772594
This looks cool as hell. Is girlfailure a good thing or a bad thing, I don’t keep up with internet slang at all

No. 1772599

>>1772597
god i feel like such a zoomer right now i'm embarrassed but yeah it's a "good" thing like, a term of endearment

No. 1772600

i saw this and from the thumbnail was hoping for a cute vintage fashionista boy to follow but noooooooo, yet another TiF that looks like a 12 yr old boy with a broccoli head.

No. 1772604

File: 1700050047518.jpg (200.15 KB, 750x1334, IMG_9247.JPG)

>>1772599
lol don’t be embarrassed, lolcow is pretty much the only social media site I come to so I’m just not exposed to whatever’s going on in the rest of the internet. Hope this is acceptable, it’s hard to find ones with really short hair i think female knights are really hot too

No. 1772636

>>1772600
>i saw this and from the thumbnail was hoping for a cute vintage fashionista boy to follow
cute men with feminine hobbies dont exist outside of anime

No. 1772637

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No. 1772639

File: 1700054707534.png (46.01 KB, 144x357, tired banana.png)

>>1772637
it pains me to know i will never have a cute bf with a personality that goes beyond playing vidya and listening to the shittiest music imaginable. I wish alt men with interesting fashion choices were real.

No. 1772640

Is being jealous to others because they're a couple of years younger than you irrational?

No. 1772641


No. 1772648

File: 1700055351758.gif (979.86 KB, 500x212, FEAA7061-E422-4E23-B49B-487224…)

Just rewatched and damn, everything looked so good. I really hate the state of modern animation

No. 1772651

>>1772648
i too miss the days when even a movie with robbie willians puking all over had salvagable animation

No. 1772745

>>1772648
Post link to YouTube

No. 1772760

File: 1700062897949.jpg (498.28 KB, 1276x1726, george foreman.jpg)

The concept of juniors are proof that men are so narcissistic. The grill guy George Foreman has 5 sons and all of them are named George Foreman.

No. 1772761

There'll be this podcast event in my country, there'll be a bunch of podcasters recording for several hours and I guess you can go there and watch it for real. And I just don't know how anyone could stand that, it sounds so insanely boring, most podcasts are already boring as they are, I'd kill myself.

No. 1772762

>>1772760
Kek that's so stupid but kinda funny, I don't feel bad for the sons because men suck

No. 1772763

>>1772760
Are those his sons in the pic?

No. 1772765


No. 1772770

>>1772762
>>1772762
you think that's bad, almost all my male relatives are endlessly given variations of some ancestral name generations going back generations.

No. 1772771

>>1772745
Enjoy the grossness. I kinda hate Bill Murray bc it seems like the most annoying gen x’ers are always obsessed with him
>>1772760
Men are completely neurotic about ‘muh legacy’, it’s so pathetic

No. 1772784

Caught my first temp ban yesterday and I didn't realize being confronted with a screenshot of my crime before I'm allowed to continue posting would be so funny KEK sorry jannies, i'll play nice from now on

No. 1772785

File: 1700064392995.jpeg (33.82 KB, 306x305, 3699B6E6-EE80-46E5-A20A-FF56EA…)

if you asked me as a kid who the cutest cartoon animal is i would've said scrat

No. 1772787

>>1772785
his face is literally dick and balls

No. 1772788

>>1772784
Post it for proof, what did you do?

No. 1772789

>>1772785
Scrat is illegal now, google it

No. 1772792

Today feels good I hope you all have a good happy day queens

No. 1772803

The Iron Giant is also on youtube free with ads right now.

No. 1772824

File: 1700066857820.jpg (Spoiler Image,60.48 KB, 1024x577, tumblr_c7922a1303dd9ef9e1971b0…)

My computer keeps telling me I have no storage/disk space. I haven't even downloaded anything really. Maybe this is a sign I need to finally clear out my Sims CC folder and delete all those games I don't play

No. 1772905

I've honestly never been able to dislike Venus Angelic like other anons have because I feel for her too hard with her mom. From what I understand she's never had a life that was purely her own. I don't check on her often but when I do I always hope that she's getting better and kicking her alcoholism .

No. 1772906

>>1772789
that is so messed up

No. 1772910

>>1772824
You better scan your computer as well in case you got a virus.

No. 1772924

>>1772788
I wish I took a screenshot of the page but I got redtexted and banned for bait. I wasn't even trying to bait either, just sharing my thoughts on another anon's post. Apparently my opinion was too unpopular for the unpopular opinions thread KEK

No. 1772966

>>1772784
Your post was true though kek. Mods are sensitive faggots.

No. 1772992

I'm still baffled as to why someone who enjoyed The Last of Us as a game would be interested in watching the story again as a TV show. I also hate the rising trend of just making a video game character look like the actor doing the voice and motion capture for them. I'm so tired of seeing celebrity faces everywhere, especially in video games where they have the freedom to design a character and create more immersion by not making you stare at a celebrity throughout the story. Everything needs to be made into a movie or TV show nowadays, and it feels like more and more people are just creating stuff with that goal in mind. Nothing gets to stand on its own these days and it's so boring.

No. 1772997

>>1772992
it was a fun game imo, but it also came out in 2013. Things from back then wouldnt resonate with today. Also, the worst part are meeting people who ONLY seen the hbo tv series. I am starting to become such a gate keeping bitch because it used to be fun to make friends based on hobbies and now everything and their mother is a live action series, so you can't tell who genuinely likes something anymore or played/read the original source.
I still stand by my feeling Pedro pascal is an ugly old faggot and shouldnt have been Joel. he is not my Joel.

No. 1773001

>>1772997
I must be old because I can't see what about that game wouldn't resonate with people today. I haven't seen the TV show, obviously, so I don't know if they made any changes, but that just makes the whole thing even more stupid.

No. 1773004

>>1772992
You're 100 percent right. Videogames used to be his own form of storytelling medium and now a lot of newer games and AAA companies make games just to be made into movies. Someone commented about The Callisto Protocol that it felt like a movie more than an actual game. They weren't wrong.

No. 1773006

>>1773001
No, you're not old. lol I think i worded it wrong. I kind of meant that playing the game felt immersive and it doesn't make sense to watch it as a tv series. Both Bill and Ellie being gay characters was just a background thing, but in the show they make such a massive huge deal about it, which was extremely annoying. I say this as a lesbian myself. I just feel like something stories are better told as games.
Also, people started acting really annoying since the show came out after the pandemic and kept comparing it.

No. 1773008

>>1773001
Don't watch the show. They dedicated an entire episode about Bill and his gay romance instead of making it about Joel trying to get a car battery and dealing with traps and isolationism.

No. 1773011

>>1773006
>>1773008
Oh kek, thanks for explaining. That makes a lot of sense, I should have figured.

No. 1773028

>>1772992
>I'm still baffled as to why someone who enjoyed The Last of Us as a game would be interested in watching the story again as a TV show.

most of the people i've seen who are watching the show haven't even played the games or only played the first one and never picked it up again. they're usually average people who aren't that into gaming but have some nominal interest in nerd shit.

>Everything needs to be made into a movie or TV show nowadays, and it feels like more and more people are just creating stuff with that goal in mind.


it's a weird mixture of hollywood running out of ideas and producers discovering that video games are more than just call of dookie and world of warcraft. you know, some of them actually have STORIES! lol not trying to be overly dramatic but it's much easier to import a video game story into a tv show or movie with an already established fan base, than it is to develop an entirely new universe and not know if it is going to make 50 billion dollars in two days of opening.

No. 1773038

File: 1700077141060.jpeg (61.69 KB, 600x805, 5DDBB7FA-B8AC-48CB-B6A2-879A9C…)

Me using every ounce of willpower I have not to scream along to The Cranberries when they play at the grocery store

No. 1773049

>>1772824
Use something like WizTree to find out what's taking up the most space and delete accordingly.

No. 1773056

>>1772784
>>1772924
>>1772966
please don't tell me it's the retarded race arguments because that's outright not true

No. 1773065

>>1773038
In my tiny area people randomly sing a lot, to songs on the radio or walking alone, and of course in the pub. When I travelled the comparative silence of modern cities is baffling juxtaposed to their bustle.

No. 1773113

File: 1700080132576.jpg (11.31 KB, 300x256, 236e17a73d0ae54a7fa423ee156c3d…)

I can't believe men got dick and balls, like, they got a bunch of stuff just casually hanging between their legs wtf that's so freaky, and they gotta grab it every time they want to pee or jack off…in fact, I can't also believe men can experience orgasms, it doesn't compute to me, they're so braindead how are they able to feel anything at all?

I can't believe my husbando got dicks and balls as well, like, he got a dick?! And BALLS?!! oh my god anons…

No. 1773120

>>1773113
I can deal with the wiener but the balls, god I hate the balls

No. 1773126

>>1773120
They look so stupid and ugly. get rid of them.

No. 1773134

File: 1700081047486.jpg (124.51 KB, 1500x1125, __opt__aboutcom__coeus__resour…)

>>1773113
KEK dick and balls are so ugly, especially flaccid dicks shit looks like one of those weird clams

No. 1773136

>>1773120
>>1773126
the weiner is the worst and ugliest part imo. it looks like a creepy alien worm especially when it moves. balls are just silly and cause the most physical pain for scrotes so those should stay.

No. 1773139

>>1772992
I hated the second game because of that tranny that kills Joel (well watching YouTubers play it kek) so I am not watching season 2

No. 1773148

File: 1700081437565.jpeg (9.08 KB, 167x163, 3391AE71-C415-46C9-9E86-5B99AB…)

>>1773134
Thanks so much for posting this anon. No really, thank you, because I truly needed this visual aid.

No. 1773151

>>1773134
I want to report your post, but can you at least fucking spoiler it. I hate dicks so much

No. 1773152

>>1773151
Anon that's a clam

No. 1773154

>>1773113
Exposed organs are weak af, which is why women are stronger by default.

No. 1773162

>>1773154
Wait but what about clits? Or does the hood make them an un-exposed organ

No. 1773166

>>1773154
yeah “grow a pair” is the dumbest saying ever. You want me to grow something that’s extremely sensitive and getting even just tapped on it would make me fall to my knees in pain? No thanks

No. 1773167

>>1773151
>>1773148
KEK sorry guys, in hindsight I probably should've spoilered that pic

No. 1773169

File: 1700081875362.jpg (60.3 KB, 988x556, abby.JPG)

>>1773139
Abby is not a tranny, there is a trans person somewhere in the game, but this is just a buff woman. Let's not call a woman a man just because she's not dainty and soft, shall we?

No. 1773171

>>1773167
It’s all good no hate nonnie

No. 1773174

>>1773169
That’s a tranny

No. 1773175

>>1773174
Well now you're just baiting. I'm leaving this thread before it explodes.

No. 1773176

>>1773169
How did she get so built during an apocalypse? She's still ugly af and looks like a male character model pretending to be a woman.

No. 1773184

>>1773176
When you rode the bus to school, how short was it? I'd think someone surviving an apocalypse would either be ripped or frail as fuck

No. 1773185

>>1773184
Dont get mad anon pointed out that ugly ass tranny character.

No. 1773188

>>1773184
It's harder for women to gain muscle. It's a real question, especially considering Ellie is nowhere near that, nor Marlene, nor Tess.

No. 1773191

>>1773176
Clearly she has a natural hormonal disorder that makes her ripped don’t be ableist nonny

No. 1773193

>>1773188
>>1773185

It's really not that hard for women to bulk up to the point she is at tbh. Just eat and lift shit.

No. 1773194

>>1773184
I don't get why you had to be so hostile. Roid rage

No. 1773195

>not having a secret stash of Fit Women Whey Power Protein Plus Stacy Edition (c) during the apocalypse
youre not gonna make it

No. 1773197

>>1773195
I need to stash whey chocolate protein in my bag right now.

No. 1773201

File: 1700083086868.jpeg (4.31 KB, 216x233, me reacting to you.jpeg)

protien powder stash > tampon stash

I'm going to freebleed while caving in zombie skulls

No. 1773204


No. 1773205

>>1773201
This is the LC content I want to see

No. 1773206

File: 1700083224808.jpeg (421.72 KB, 889x1182, IMG_7485.jpeg)

>>1773184
Someone needs a mimosa join me for a drink nonnie

No. 1773209

>>1773206
I am missing both ingredients. Can I have soda water with pomegranate juice and gin?

No. 1773238

Watching YouTube Christmas guides and this one lady got her teenage daughter a necklace with what the stars looked like on the day the teen got with her boyfriend and on the back a quote alluding to it being the work of god. Is it just me or is that kinda insane

No. 1773244

>>1773238
I thought you were going to say she got the day her daughter was born and I thought it was kind of cute. But that is way weirder

No. 1773250

>>1773238
Sounds like one of those fundie moms who secretly want their daughter to get teen pregnant

No. 1773254

>>1773250
Why would a fundie mother want her daughter to get teen pregnant, that's horrible.

No. 1773257

>>1773254
They want grandbabby and usually the girl marries him right away

No. 1773260

>>1773257
Well that's horrifying.

No. 1773268

File: 1700086199928.jpeg (131.76 KB, 1200x675, ACB3FF47-F017-4A9B-989D-EA31AC…)

Place your bets nonnas, who’s next

No. 1773280

>>1773268
I hope the other two scrotes

No. 1773302

>>1773268
Only semi related why does Jennifer Aniston look like she's on hgh now

No. 1773309

>>1773268
Kramer

No. 1773313

>>1773169
Anons are actually like she looks like a body builder, she just has kinda muscular arms

No. 1773315

>>1773313
Stop being passive aggressive, dont you mean the general public? They're mostly being facetious because they hate the character

No. 1773316

>>1773238
Idk that sounds sweet to me. I'm not sure what the issue would be

No. 1773319

>>1773315
I'm not being passive aggressive kek.
>dont you mean the general public
I'm talking about the discussion on here..

No. 1773325

>>1770263
Old post but FYI I've done this to extend the life of 2 different elderly laptops, they worked (not very well, but functional) for 4-5 years past the obsolescence point of the original OS. If you can figure out how to download, install, and boot Linux on a USB drive then you can use it. I would recommend Ubuntu, it's very easy to pick up and use without too much hassle. You can even boot it without installing to give it a test drive before making the commitment. However, it must be mentioned that depending on your computer's hardware, you will probably have to jump through some hoops to get everything working smoothly. For example, one of the laptops I mentioned previously had issues with Ubuntu recognizing the built-in wifi card and I had to use my phone to look up, download, and transfer to install the drivers to get it to work. I have some experience with basic programming so I was able to play around with installing drivers and software packages but that can definitely be a learning curve. Fortunately the community is very helpful and almost every problem you might encounter has a Linux nerd posting a seemingly magical solution on Quora or Reddit or StackOverflow if you look. Good luck and have fun nonnie!

No. 1773329

>>1773209
Absolutely madame

No. 1773330

>>1773268
Probably Matt Leblanc? Cause he’s one of the oldest

No. 1773339

>>1773325
seconding this anon, my main pc is a 10+ year old laptop running Kubuntu. It's functionally pretty close to windows and for the most part you can ignore the command line

No. 1773340

I'm watching old Love Island, it's the season with Molly Mae and Tommy Fury. Lucie is ridiculous for being torn between Joe and Tommy. That's all. Tommy all the way.

No. 1773346

since tech anons are awake can someone pls answer >>1757866

No. 1773369

I've been dreading my doctor's appointment this week so hard and they just called me to reschedule for like December. I feel so relieved and happy it's like I've been reborn

No. 1773374

>>1773268
Men always die first. Coin toss between the two remaining men. I feel like Jennifer Aniston will live to 100.

No. 1773382

File: 1700092891099.jpeg (473.83 KB, 1050x1551, no-hard-feelings-poster.jpeg)

I do think this is the kind of cringe we need in stupid comedies again but I can only handle the cringe in short doses so I keep having to pause it and take a break

No. 1773384

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Getting money from stranger men online for nothing in return truly used to be so pathetically easy. God I wish it was still that way.

No. 1773387

Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, fuuuujo?
She came to thread like a midwinter storm
She rode through the posts, so stupid and wrong
Her pics were her tools and boy love was her gun
But all she had come for was having some fun
If it hadn't been for fuuuujo,
I'd been banned long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, fuuuujo?
She brought disaster wherever she went,
Shit posting before you could hit send,
Farmers all hit report so mods would know
And left only me 'cause of fuuuujo,
If it hadn't been for fuuuujo,
I'd been banned long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, fuuuujo?

No. 1773395

>>1773387
stretching out fujo doesn't match the syllables of the song, it's not flowing well. it should be fujo-jojojo tbh

No. 1773412

File: 1700095336100.jpg (389.56 KB, 1179x984, RDT_20231116_01331363308956954…)

I've been laughing at this for 5 minutes. So what, she was jerking him off while he was dying or what? KEK

No. 1773414

>>1773412
Nah WTF is this

No. 1773417

>>1773412
That really is what it sounds like.
>she was unsuccessful
Do you think she just carried it in her hands or did she think beforehand to take some container with her?

No. 1773418

>>1773412
Why would she most concerned about preserving his specimen instead of flagging down help

No. 1773423

>>1773412
They zap them in the ass to induce ejaculation.

No. 1773428

Why are mental hospital names back in the day so brutal kek? Now it's like "happywood lake hospital" back then it's like "crazy lunatic asylum for insane girls"

No. 1773429

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No. 1773433

>>1773412
wasn't there some tiktoker or youtuber who did something similar when her husband sodoku'd

No. 1773435

>>1773428
currently resting at bad bitch sanctuary

No. 1773454

>>1773428
All of their names were like Religious Society of Friends Home for the Mentally Enfeebled.

No. 1773456

>>1773433
Yeah Peachyymaddi (he killed himself in front of her)

No. 1773457

>>1773433
Omg the Welcome to Picking Myself Up Off the Pavement psycho

No. 1773465

>>1773268
Lisa Kudrow's nose is endlessly fascinating to me

No. 1773476

i’m sad how
slow funposting is now that it’s on autosage

No. 1773477

>>1773476
Is this a haiku?

No. 1773478


No. 1773479

Watched the youtube video about sweet pool that some nonnie linked somewhere here, and am I retarded or does it not have any feminist narrative at the slightest? It's just a horro game about parasites that cause pregnancy and brith in men, because ooooh man pregs scary. But the gay romance makes me think it's someone's yaoi mpreg fetish. I'd watch it/play it and take it at face value, but the jump to conclusions that it's feminist or "progressive" according to the tif who made the video just because it had cults ruining lives is retarded af. The creator(s) of the game probably added cults because uhhhh ummm cult spooky, not to make some profound commentary. Not saying horror can't be used for profound commentary, but in the particular case of this game it's just horror tropes but gay, and it seems that anon and the video tif creator are trying to ascribe what they want to see into the game.

No. 1773484

>>1773476
I know it was just a redundant thread but it was so much more interesting

No. 1773486

>>1773479
There's no feminist subtext lmao It's just horror, it's made by the BL branch of the company that made Saya no Uta, they're somehow similar in the atmosphere. The whole idea of parasites not being able to go into women "because they have a womb" is very telling that it's just for gay sex. I liked the game, but there's no deep meaning, and it has a lot of plotholes kek Where can i find the video?

No. 1773496

>>1773486
Here you go. The video creator claimed there would be spoilers but I couldn't understand the story at all from this video alone kek. She also takes the game and silly 2000s yaoi mpreg gorey horror too seriously.

No. 1773501

File: 1700103880951.gif (2.75 MB, 634x640, jack-sparrow-kiss-me.gif)

Need some recs for non-sexual movies with crazy sexual tension like Pirates of the Caribbean and Batman Returns. Please and thank you.

No. 1773503

>>1773496
It's a bit retarded. I'm sure the creators weren't putting in this subtext kek
"Just as Sweet Pool makes incredible critiques of the way patriarchy, misogyny, reproductive rights, and LGBT-phobia intersect within society it stumbles to some degree in its critiques of rape culture. It's incredibly powerful as an alelgory." what is she talking about?? Absolute KEK. They were not "critiquing" anything, it's a body horror BL for horny women. Thanks for the video, was hilarious.

No. 1773505

>>1773501
>Johnny Depp
Spoiler that shit

No. 1773507

>>1773501
gross ass addict man

No. 1773508

>>1773501
Nothing sexy about this. Imagine having to be that close to Depp’s rotten teeth, she’s probably exhaling ’sexily’ so she doesn’t need to smell him.

No. 1773513

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No. 1773515

>>1773513
Don’t be so dramatic, it’s just that his existence is a violation against humanity.

No. 1773516

>>1773515
You'll live

No. 1773517

>>1773501
probably some Jane Austen movies like Persuasion and maybe Emma? also check out the french 2014 version of beauty and the beast. the main actor is fuggo but hes a beast most of the time and its very sex tension heavy b4 they kiss

No. 1773519

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No. 1773521

>>1773501
Seconding Emma! Rogue One is a personal favorite for scenes like that.

No. 1773525

>>1773521
>>1773517
Thank you! Haven't seen any of these.

No. 1773530

File: 1700106019472.jpeg (Spoiler Image,40.63 KB, 710x432, IMG_7376.jpeg)

>>1773519
Where are his sexy teefs?

No. 1773543

File: 1700106338979.png (769.16 KB, 1060x424, image (2).png)

I HATE when a product has ugly or lackluster packaging because it's marketed towards men. It sucks when it's stuff like deodorant and razors cause those are sometimes better than the female products (although arm and hammer isn't marketed towards men necessarily, I just included it because I've been thinking about it). Why can't men have our eye for things that are visually appealing?

No. 1773544

Funposting is not dead we just got autosaged come hang out
>>>/ot/1773542
>>>/ot/1773542
>>>/ot/1773542

No. 1773545

>>1773501
he always looked so stupid with that bandana

No. 1773552

>>1773543
>why can’t men have our eye for things that are visually appealing?
>men
>our
this isn’t a space for men fucking leave

No. 1773554

>>1773552
Anon are you illiterate?

No. 1773556

>>1773554
No I read it and the end when it said “our” sounded like he was referring to males

No. 1773557

>>1773543
Because they think it's unecessary and mock us for our pretty decorated designs. They deserve what they get.

No. 1773558

>>1773556
That was my post. "Our" is referring to women. As in women have a better eye for stuff that looks nice. Idk how misunderstood it that bad because it doesn't even make sense if "our" was referring to men.

No. 1773561

>>1773558
It sounded more like it was posing the question why can’t men have things that are more visually appealing not why can’t men have style which they never will that’s just life

No. 1773564

>>1773552
how did you copy and paste that whole sentence and still misread it? genuinely impressed.

No. 1773567

File: 1700107524375.gif (1.66 MB, 220x224, EC777CD5-0209-420C-9098-5CD8BE…)

>>1773387
YEEHAW!

No. 1773568

>>1773454
>Home for the Mentally Enfeebled.
Kek. My home.

No. 1773569

File: 1700107798782.jpg (252.69 KB, 1470x1470, HUGSELE1_01.jpg)

>>1773568
*OUR home

No. 1773577

>>1773564
I didn’t misread it i just read it and assumed the our meant he was assuming to men

No. 1773579

File: 1700108523360.jpg (59.4 KB, 349x466, IMG_9368.jpg)

He’s totally balding, right? This man has not been spotted without a bandana for 50 years SHOW US THE HAIRLINE BRET

No. 1773580

>>1773579
he’s wearing like 4 belami hair extwnsions

No. 1773582

what do you do when you're both tired and hungry

No. 1773584

>>1773564
I think anon is just ESL

No. 1773587

>>1773584
I’m sorry I’m a native english speaker i’m just drunk ignore me

No. 1773597

File: 1700109418361.jpeg (53.13 KB, 735x671, 76B0BFDE-DF06-40BB-BC9D-7D9CE1…)

I’m gonna start playing Chulip, wish me luck I’ve heard it’s difficult.

No. 1773654

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>>1773597
Godspeed nonna, heard its so weird with its hints and translation that the instruction manuals for the physical copy was just a walk through. Its still a cute game though, hope you have fun!

No. 1773669

File: 1700113781030.png (391.14 KB, 530x318, walkthrough_wf_intro.png)

2nd day in a row where I was out and about and spontaneously felt a gush of wetness like I was getting my period, and got anxious, only to find that it was just a random sudden huge wave of discharge for no reason?? Why

No. 1773673

>>1773669
ovulating

No. 1773685

I know she is kind of a minor cow, but I like Dr.Dray's videos. I think she's been looking healthier lately, I hope she can eventually recover from her ED.

No. 1773700

>>1773669
Check for an infection, or maybe it's an hormonal imbalance?

No. 1773703

File: 1700114588961.png (78.7 KB, 1080x936, Screenshot_20231116_010344_Clu…)

>>1773673
oh true

No. 1773705

>>1773561
You're dumb

No. 1773842

File: 1700118778319.jpeg (162.29 KB, 636x1000, DD8D6813-7B64-46B0-BF62-922A83…)

These books are so precious, anyone else read them? Would just stare at the covers and redraw them all the time, the illustrations are magical.

No. 1773846

File: 1700118868004.jpeg (100.46 KB, 634x1000, 35939A59-E057-40E3-A49E-1CFC93…)

Just too cute, I miss this stuff sm

No. 1773856

>>1773842
my gran had a few, i definitely remember having a unicorn and a cat one. wish i kept em

No. 1773881

>>1773567
Is that Jim Morrison?

No. 1773896

>>1773705
shut up you’re fucking dumb faggot

No. 1773897

File: 1700120544143.gif (2.07 MB, 360x322, 7C950B49-5D3E-491C-96B8-43771B…)

Why do any of you sage your posts here. COWARDS

No. 1773900

>>1773897
cause they’re scared

No. 1773906

>>1773705
i’m gonna call my attorney

No. 1773911

>>1773842
Oh my god this just unlocked a long lost memory for me. I remember reading these with my friend and her older sister and I completely forgot about them for decades until just now, holy shit

No. 1773914

>>1773897
I don’t want to draw attention to myself

No. 1773918

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No. 1773919

File: 1700121244167.gif (174.09 KB, 500x500, IMG_7397.gif)

>>1773918
Dont summon the devil

No. 1773927

File: 1700121550167.gif (499.44 KB, 500x500, 079FCBBF-26AB-433B-A5EF-3B860D…)

>>1773919
>adhd
I still think about basketball cats every day

No. 1773934

What moron at Formula 1 put the track right through the gutters of Vegas? And then made it a late night race? You're going to wake the Koval crackheads (and Tupac)!!!

No. 1773967

be wary i’ve been to fucking zimbabwe you stupid little PIMP. GET AWAY FROM HERE.

No. 1773978

File: 1700124604234.jpg (Spoiler Image,125.49 KB, 1024x947, 20231113_054651.jpg)

Ai not so bad

No. 1773980

>>1773561
Think you just can't read

No. 1773982

>>1773978
tehe isn’t he 5’5

No. 1773998

File: 1700125159707.jpg (Spoiler Image,86.78 KB, 1024x947, 20231113_054654.jpg)

>>1773982
Yes. You think I need him to be 5'10? Think again, feeble minded becky

No. 1774011

>>1773998
No pls i’m on your side i’ve loved him since the hunger games, I wish i could have a man shorter than me that doesn’t have any complexes about it

No. 1774076

>>1773998
nta but even 5'10 is manlet status nona please

No. 1774078

>>1774076
My brother's nickname is the equivalent of "big guy" and he's only 5'10 as well, granted we live in an asian country.

No. 1774107


No. 1774253

>>1773998
That actor was such a good choice for Peeta tbh. He's exactly how I pictured him in the books. And they had so many bts about his intense work outs to get those muscles.

No. 1774317

I’ve been reading a lot of research papers for work lately and so many of them are riddled with grammar issues and typos. Wtf I thought academics were supposed to be smart

No. 1774318

Bought a nice amp for 3 bucks because I had accumulated so much credit selling things online yay

No. 1774319

>>1773978
>>1773998
Wow what the hell, these look so realistic. I wouldn't be surprised if AI photoshoots become a thing and celebs just get paid for their likeness being used instead of showing up on set. also I understand the jhutch love, I had the biggest crush on him growing up and still find him cute even though he's short and I'm 5'10" kek

No. 1774324

I vaped my weed pen through my nose and it resulted in an amazing high, but then I got sinus inflammation and thickened mucus for 24 hours. 8/10, would occasionally do it again in the future.

No. 1774327

>>1774324
I legit sneezed just from reading this post

No. 1774337

>>1773503
Kek yeah she's looking way too deep into it. You're welcome though.
In general I've been avoiding anything people claim is "deep" because it always never is, it's just them giving it meanings they want to see. evangilion is a big example of this. It's just try hard fake deep borderline hentai but everyone pretends it's about something they can't even agree on what.

No. 1774341

>>1773543
I think the design has something to do with proper grip and such

No. 1774367

>>1774337
nayrt, I’ll shamefully admit I’ve never actually watched Evangelion but mean to, but it’s so extremely and consistently hyped I just keep putting it off. not in the mood for disappointment. another “deep” thing I put off watching was The Matrix until sometime in college when the guy I was dating wanted to watch it. He thought it was mind blowing or whatever, and I was actually embarrassed that I hadn’t seen it before. So we watched it. And I wasn’t impressed. Told him it was just some basic Friedrich Nietzsche ass shit, and a toe deep reading of it, too. So when he introduced me to his parents he told on me to his dad who apparently also loved The Matrix. “Dad can you believe she thought The Matrix was boring?”

No. 1774400

File: 1700151423840.gif (387.01 KB, 220x127, hold up.GIF)

they’re called movies…..because…they move…………….

No. 1774401

>>1774367
Kek men always think thoughts that women have but are so mundane that we recognize them as universal are sooooo deeeep. I heard someone say once that men are able to fall asleep so fast because they aren’t capable of reflection and that shit is truth

No. 1774407

I just found out that my coworker who insults me constantly and throws things at me used to date a crusty gamer tranny.

No. 1774408

>>1774400
Kek oh nonnie.

No. 1774415

Just took a dump so big it made me dizzy.

No. 1774422

>>1774415
There’s like a .0001% chance she browses here so I’ll share that one time my sister took a dump that was so big she was crying, made me hold her hand and wanted me to call 911

No. 1774424


No. 1774427

>>1774422
do not read this spoiler i have been traumatized

No. 1774446

I fantasise about murdering men who reject me. I’m so scrote brained.

No. 1774448

>>1774422
Bless her heart

No. 1774449

>>1774446
men tend to reject based on arbitrary shit like you not texting him enough or wearing your hair in a way he doesn't like, i support you

No. 1774450

>>1774449
I just can’t face the humiliation of rejection. Like he thinks I’m that insignificant? Well I’ll be pretty significant when he’s dying on the floor looking up at his killer which is fucking ME.

No. 1774457

File: 1700154354010.jpeg (1.32 MB, 1170x1999, IMG_7909.jpeg)

This hit me in the gut, kek. I’d kill to be a Live, Laugh, Love person at this point, what’s their secret? I just assume people like this have supportive, emotionally mature parents or something

No. 1774460

Every time i see those stories about women getting kicked off flights for wearing revealing outfits, my first thought is always HOW ARE THEY NOT COLD???? I always wear something warm for the plane. The worst part is that these women in question are almost always thin who are usually more susceptible to feeling cold.

No. 1774462

>>1774457
>supportive, emotionally mature parents or something
That and just really good luck with no physical or mental illnesses. I'd kill myself if it would mean i have the 10% chance to be one of these people tbh.

No. 1774466

>>1774446
love to see more gender nonconforming women!

No. 1774467

>>1774457
I get so mad when I see people like this because they truly have no idea what it's like.

No. 1774468

File: 1700154906680.jpeg (160.08 KB, 647x854, IMG_3130.jpeg)

>>1774460
Kek ok but girl no one is buying that you totally only wore this because it was hot, ain’t no way in fuck that’s comfy in heat or plane

No. 1774471

“go take a shower” no i drank all the water sorry

No. 1774475

>>1774457
I’d put myself in a fucking SAW trap to be like her.

No. 1774477

>>1774457
Yeah we can laugh at turbo normies for being boring but they are happier every day than we will ever be.

No. 1774480

>>1774468
that corset top is so confusing because the cups aren't at her boobs???

No. 1774481

>>1774475
Idk live laugh love girls are the same ones who end up on breakingmom. Maybe if I could be one while being single forever but that’s not real

No. 1774482

>>1774457
This reminded me that I wanted to post an unpopular opinion: I hate the terms normie and NPC. Whenever someone uses it I feel like they're coping.

No. 1774483

>>1774482
It is 100 % a cope

No. 1774485

>>1774482
Some homeless guy got called an NPC and like stabbed a kid for it. I’d react the same way ngl

No. 1774490

>>1774482
moids are all NPCs to me kek

No. 1774491

>>1771362
He looks like a sickly Edwardian boy.

No. 1774493

>>1774481
>>1774477
All I want is to be well adjusted and not a socially awkward miserable reclusive anxious freak. I’d do anything to live laugh love. ANYTHING.

No. 1774497

>>1774482
I thought this too but then I met some normie NPCs and it shook me to the core. I like to imagine that they are just super good at faking the highlight reel or something but idk… these are people who have social media, but only surface level like Facebook and insta to share stuff with family or high school/college old friends. They’ve seen all the mainstream movies but they have no opinion or thoughts on them other than “I liked it!”. They seem unbothered by oppression though some of them may own a feminism mug. They have one of two aesthetics, live laugh love farmhouse glam chic or modern contemporary trendy, or for guys they all have the navy and black or beige. If you be like “yo you ever worry about [insert topic that’s obviously worrisome and not even uncommon]” they look at you like they’re trying to asses whether they should call 911 and have you committed for suicidal ideation and slowly say “…no, I’ve never thought about that”

No. 1774510

>>1771362
He looks like he has rickets.

No. 1774533

>>1774367
Ayrt, it is disappointing. Watch monter or Babylon (2019 anime based on a novel) instead. Eva according to fans has a zillion meanings, it's about relationships and their importance, which isn't even a hot take or unpopular opinion so how is that deep? Then some said it's anti-weeb/anti-otaku commentary so they'd stop watching anime and go have a real life instead. But it clearly didn't work because it's one of THE weebiest/otaku-est anime ever. Then some faggot wrote a blog post about how it's a rewriting of the bible and retelling of the stories in more modern ways with the ending making Shinji and Asuka the new Adam and Eve. Which I think is actually an accurate explanation but it's still boring and doesn't live up to the hype. The message according to this blog post is "life good death bad" wow how profound and totally new take. I watched it when I was very depressed and suicidal and it legitimately, no joke, made me fall asleep instead. It also had tons of sexual scenes and pedo shit it's very upsetting to look at.
Monster on the other hand has an interesting narrative about child abuse and it's consequences but in a bigger political scale that poses danger to the world. The people who debate that it's about nihilism and existentialism are kinda wrong imo. While nihilism is brought up, it's more a consequence of trauma and child abuse breaking someone's mind and making them indifferent to life or even seeking death. Won't spoil anymore though in case you didn't watch it.
Babylon is about a woman who infiltrates the government of a guinea pig Japanese state to pose a suicide law, which in her opinion will make people happier if every suicidal person either got their problems solved by the government or got assisted death if their problems are unsolvable, and the main character publi persecutor tries to stop her because he thinks she's wrong. It's very interesting and thrilling and the characters have legitimate discussions with so many different points of views and isn't afraid to say anything and doesn't try to be subtle, which imo is a better approach for stuff like this. The author is obviously biased towards living despite hardships over suicide but it's still a good watch.

No. 1774544

Question: do you think the male "nature" (violence, etc) is mutable or inmutable?

No. 1774546

Seething rn because I found out that my crush is married

No. 1774548

>>1774497
> If you be like “yo you ever worry about [insert topic that’s obviously worrisome and not even uncommon]” they look at you like they’re trying to asses whether they should call 911 and have you committed for suicidal ideation and slowly say “…no, I’ve never thought about that”
I don't understand these people. How do they just ignore everything around them?

No. 1774549

>>1774544
immutable, no matter what environment they’re living in they’re always going to be predatory. Even out in the wild with no food or water they still find ways to rape

No. 1774552

File: 1700158745979.jpg (1.31 MB, 2146x1563, MTXX_MH20231117_034845089.jpg)

I put my biblically accurate angel up today!

No. 1774553

>>1774552
Why does the bird kind of look like a jewish star

No. 1774555

>>1774552
Did you make that? Very cool nonna

No. 1774557

>>1774553
It's a biblically accurate angel
>>1774555
I did for last Christmas, thank you!

No. 1774558

>>1774552
damn girl the body’s not even cold yet and you already got your Christmas decorations up. I did listen to this today, I don’t care what time of year it is this is a good fuckin song

No. 1774559

A local TIF went missing, and while they used nonbinary and he/whatever pronouns in the missing poster, they also put her real name and that's she's assigned female at birth.
Makes me wonder is it transphobic to do that? Just wondering if other TIFs go missing, should they say they are a TIF or a mentally ill moid at birth?

No. 1774560

>>1774544
Mutable.

No. 1774562

>>1774559
transphobia isn’t real

No. 1774563

how do i explain to a tif why the tra explanation of womanhood having "many different forms"/"how a woman is defined depends on the woman" is bogus

No. 1774564

Just had the weirdest nightmare ever and it felt like it lasted forever. I'm grateful that Cillian Murphy will never have to reckon with the version of himself that occasionally appears in my nightmares…

No. 1774567

>>1774563
yeah a woman is defined by having XX chromosomes, not by your personality kekk

No. 1774568

>1774560
Having urges can't be avoided. But choosing not to act on these urges is possible for everyone.

No. 1774570

>>1774558
I love Christmas!!!

No. 1774571

File: 1700159635889.jpeg (3.55 MB, 3024x3272, CF1A7AC0-D91A-4007-B517-8E1CA5…)

>>1774552
I love the mushroom ornaments! Also love another diy decorating nona. I try to make up a different then every year for my trees based on what I have on hand. These are some elk antlers someone I know was getting rid of and a fake jaw thing that I used to wear over my Covid mask. Didn’t turn out how I envisioned but still like it.

No. 1774573

Different *theme

No. 1774579

love the new banners heheheh

No. 1774580

File: 1700159889792.jpeg (34.18 KB, 480x480, 1606286497959.jpeg)

>>1773169
This is literally how I'm built but with bigger boobs…

No. 1774596

>>1774571
Looks great!

No. 1774598

>>1774580
being kind of a mannish looking woman is tough i get accused of being detrans often because i have a bobble head

No. 1774599

>>1774564
What did nightmare cillian do?

No. 1774600

>>1774580
Are you a professional bodybuilder?
I’m not being sassy I’m sincerely interested.

No. 1774603

File: 1700160960538.png (245.95 KB, 1280x1280, 1280px-Major_levels_of_linguis…)

>>1774563
All words depend on the way the person defines them. This is called "pragmatics". That's just how language works. But when most people use "woman" they mean adult human female, they mean someone with certain reproductive organs and chromosomes. The word is tied to a concept, an idea, an image etc (this is called "semantics"). You can't use a word without first defining it, or you can but nobody will know wtf you mean. You can't change biology, but you can change language and when we say woman or man we are talking about a biological concept not a linguistic concept. You can say that something colored blue is actually green and something colored green is actually blue, but in order to do so you have to change the definition of what blue and green even is. And it doesn't deny the fact that what you called blue and what you called green are still different from one another and they still have certain traits. Language however is very powerful and influences the way people imagine things. TIFS and TIMS are trying to change the meaning of words to accommodate them and many of them aren't even aware of doing so because they're individuals but as a group that's what's happening. It's like when you throw one domino, if only one falls it's not that noticeable, if many fall you can see it.
Instead of saying woman you can just make up a new word, say gejaak and say the definition of gejaak is adult human female, while change the definition of woman to mean whatever you want it to be. She might not be a woman, as she defies it, but she's still a gejaak.

No. 1774617

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>>1774600
Kek no. I don't look like that right now but when I was in the army I was bulky like that bc I was eating a TON and working out every day. Also tbf I just looked at her full in-game model and she is bulkier than I thought, she does look unrealistic. Not in that women can't look like that, but they are usually dedicated athletes and not apocalypse survivors.

No. 1774618

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i'm watching this documentary about a woman who had deep fake porn made of her and others, and while they were talking about one possible perpetrator having "strange online activity", i suddenly got jumpscared by the cover of a nicole dollanganger album kek

No. 1774621

>>1774618
sounds interesting but I know it’s just gonna make me feel like shit

No. 1774623

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CAKE PRINCE!! Would a dog boy banner be too much? I kinda want one

No. 1774624

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>>1772997
>>1773001
I still don't get the choice to cast him, he looks like nothing Joel, there are tons of men in Hollywood who could realistically have played him.

No. 1774625

>>1773374
Lisa and Jen will live forever.

No. 1774626

>>1774623
I'm pretty sure He was a minor though, that might actually get the site into some legal trouble.

No. 1774627


No. 1774628

>>1774533
Nayrt but seconded, Monster is very good, especially if you don't like anime or manga in general. I have my own thoughts on the core message (as everyone who reads it does kek), but even when I find myself not 100% on board with the author I'm having a great time regardless. Not spoiling for any nonas who might wanna read or watch it though, it's better the less you know about the story.

No. 1774629

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>>1774626
it’s okay we can use this

No. 1774631

>>1773543
who tf cares, as long as it works. I use men's razors half the time because of the pink tax.

No. 1774634

>>1774446
I support you.

No. 1774638

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>>1774533
Mind you the creator literally stated he added in Christian symbolism cause they looked cool and he just added references without thinking much about it.
>"Because Christianity is an uncommon religion in Japan we thought it would be mysterious. None of the staff who worked on Eva are Christians. There is no actual Christian meaning to the show, we just thought the visual symbols of Christianity look cool. If we had known the show would get distributed in the US and Europe we might have rethought that choice."

No. 1774643

>>1774552
I love this trend so freakin much.

No. 1774654

>>1774617
>>1774580
Are you GigaStacy?

No. 1774656

>>1774638
Ayrt and you're totally right. I forgot about that. So at the end of the day it's a vapid fake deep borderline hentai. But "aesthetic" so it fools retards into liking it.

No. 1774660

>>1774656
NAYRT but when I was in hs my weeb friends were all passing around Evangelion DVDs and there was an unofficial guidebook for understanding all the religious bs. It’s pretty funny looking back because some Christian weeb probably thought NGE was super deep with all the terms/symbolism when they wrote it

No. 1774672

>>1774559
Wonder if she joined the 41 percent club.

No. 1774675

>>1774571
This is so cool! So many people are celebrating creepmas instead of straight up xmas and it makes me so happy to see how creative they are.

No. 1774678

>>1774624
>muh diversity
Joel in game is from Texas and has an accent too. They massacred his character because Neil druckmann personally hates him.

No. 1774680

>>1774626
>>1774629
Don't worry, he isn't a minor. He was like 20 or 21 when that stage was recorded.

No. 1774681

>>1774626
I don’t think so, unless he was like 13 years old, I doubt it would be a problem.

No. 1774684

>project due in 1 hour
>just about to add the last part and finish it
>internet goes out literally the exact second I click to start doing it
>now unable to finish it
rrrgg gg jggjhghfxahkhhss

No. 1774689

I love the new banners so much I sat just refreshing OT to look at them and grinning. Farmers are so creative. My fav is Jill's leg making the L in Lolcow

No. 1774696

>>1774621
just finished it. you're right. they find the moid, but he doesn't even get arrested.

No. 1774706

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I adore the seething, malding and whining over this Korean comic called “The princess’ jewelry box” It’s just so funny.
The story goes too quickly though, I wish there was a full novel instead of just the comic, so I could read all of the details, because it makes you think that shit will hit the fan which is why the beginning of the tale goes too fast.
It’s annoying how you just can’t write anything because if your main character is a woman, then it’s scrutinized to hell and back, this Korean comic is basically Nu:Carnival but with a straight girl who is sincere because she admits she just wants to fuck and have power.
Plus I’m honestly glad that it doesn’t seem to be a reincarnation story, I like them but I still like to see a character that’s just the way she is because she is affected by what’s happening in her life, and not because of some traumatic past life.
Like, seeing people as characters from a story is a bit awkward, specially when the main character happens to know about these other characters from the story and their stories, it makes things less mysterious to some extent because then you have her narrating everything and breaking the fourth wall. It makes the relationships with the characters very awkward too, because in the end, the main character gains an avatar that changes her completely, and it’s just not my thing tbh most of the time.
I still like those types of stories because the plots are interesting though, and I love it when characters break the fourth wall all of the time, but it’s also nice to have stories that are just characters being themselves and living in the world they were born at.

No. 1774708

>>1774684
Can you not make a hotspot with your phone using your data and connect your computer to it?

No. 1774710

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>>1774689
i love picrel

No. 1774713

You can’t get into a found macbook without the password right the only option is to factory reset it

No. 1774726

Just saw the bunker banner. The nostalgia! So glad the site is in better hands now.
>>1774706
>a straight girl who is sincere because she admits she just wants to fuck and have power
Based.

No. 1774761

>>1774706
It still looks fairly bland and also why does every korean series seem to devolve int "power fantasy for some reason.

No. 1774772

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Whoever made Harvest Moon the new banners, thank you.

No. 1774777

>>1774772
There are so many cute and wholesome actual cow banners now, it's melting my heart.

No. 1774781

>>1774777
agree nonna! being cute and wholesome is exactly what lolcow.farm is about! btw what does the url mean?

No. 1774783

>>1774548
>>1774497
I remember the first time this happened to me, I finally felt "comfortable" in a group of girls that I made friends with in high school. One time we were just casually talking about life and I said something like "Hey, I know none of us really talk about it out loud at all, but do you ever think about [something about mortality or anxiety or something, I dont remember]" and I clearly remember one girl glanced with just her eyes to the other girls to left, and to the right of her, and went "Ummmm…NO?" and another girl went "uh, AWKward." and everyone laughed. I was so fucking embarrassed.

No. 1774785

>>1774761
So far the plot is nice, nothing too crazy but not too basic either, I mean, I can’t blame them, living in Korea must suck ass if all they can write is power fantasies.

No. 1774791

>>1774533
i've never heard babylon before that sounds so cool, thank you for the rec!

No. 1774794

>>1774638
I've always read this and believe it in 99% of cases, especially when there are random crosses.

But when it comes to a few things, all of a Jewish origin actually, it is clear to me that someone on the team at least skimmed a book about Kabbala. The Angels all have names appropriate to their encounter and not stemming from sheer chance. And in Eva there are a few repeated mentions of the Doors of Guf, which seem like just the usual technobabble, but more or less corresponds exactly to a Kabbalistic concept of the same name as a "storage room of souls." In Kabbala, these are all unborn souls and in Eva they are mentioned in the context of Rei's clones and how they had to recycle the same soul since the Chamber of Guf was empty, i.e. they had no unborn souls to give her but her own.

Not that the Chamber of Guf is actually important in Eva, but that's just one example of someone working on Eva clearly having done a little bit of research and appropriately applying in the context of their cartoon.

Sorry if I sound like a sperg. I know nearly all the religious symbolism is just to look cool, as per the quote, but there are a few pieces of genuinely interesting mystical ideas applied to Eva that I think is part of why it has had such a resilient fanbase.

No. 1774824

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Being complimented and hit on kind of changed my perception of myself. I used to feel that I was below average and wanted surgery (I still do on my breasts, but will likely never choose to get it), but then I started receiving more compliments from women and and now I feel beautiful even when I'm not getting any or as many compliments. It made me realize that I was never really ugly but just not living up to my full potential. It's the best when you get complimented by a woman, because usually they point out something specific so I get to share details like "Oh yeah I'm wearing x and I got it from y!" and sometimes it sparks a little conversation.

No. 1774829

>>1774824
Samefag but
>It made me realize that I was never really ugly but just not living up to my full potential.
I think this is also the case for a lot of "ugly" women. Ugly men are usually genuinely ugly but a lot of ugly women could look a lot better by taking care/changing of their appearance, or just by not even caring that they're ugly and living life anyway.

No. 1774832

>>1774824
Getting complimented by a random woman is worth 1000x as much as compliments from any man. I don’t know if this is a common opinion though. Compliments from men are too loaded and they often act offended if you’re not gushing afterwards which is so annoying. Even if I don’t agree with what a woman complimented me on I really appreciate the compliment.

No. 1774837

anyone else pretend to have really important convos in public sometimes? i just get so tired being a jobless NEET with a useless degree i hate (cs) it’s fun to pretend i’m a business person arguing about stocks or calling my friend

No. 1774838

>>1774832
I was just thinking about this last night. Compliments and criticism from women hits harder than when it coming from men, because women are a lot more attentive and articulate about what exactly makes a particular person attractive, intelligent, ugly, stupid, and everything beyond and in-between. Women, even and especially lolcow, can analyze another person down to a science. When you ask a man why he thinks another person is XYZ, it's always some form of "uuuh idk they just are".

No. 1774839

>>1774837
**phone convos i should’ve specified

No. 1774842

>>1774838
he says that because he doesn’t care to answer the question imo not because he is a man and women are just capable of some wellspring of emotional depth. women give so many fake compliments too

No. 1774848

>>1774832
Women have been taught from birth to care about the way things look and to pay attention to all the little things that make something attractive, so when a woman calls something/someone beautiful that's because it really is. Women can also flatter someone without actually wanting any further relationship with them.

No. 1774849

>>1774842
They do give polite or fake compliments of course but it’s not as loaded as when a man does it so I like it more.
>>1774838
I feel mostly equal about criticism regardless of sex. I will stew and ruminate but not take it personally unless it was constructive.

No. 1774850

>>1774842
Not in my experience. Even the smartest guys I met gave answers that were rather half-done in comparison to even the most dense women I've known.

No. 1774851

>>1774837
all the time nona

No. 1774858

Today a man said, with total confidence that children aren't worried or even that aware of their looks before the age of 12, I bursted out laughing, moids are retarded

No. 1774863

>>1774794
Anon who complained about Eva originally, and I see what you mean. I don't care enough about that symbolism because the way it was applied to the story made no sense to me mixed with what actually happens in the plot. But I see what you mean. I enjoy the religious/new age sound of the music personally and I'm happy they incorporated it into it.

No. 1774866

>>1774824
You can improve your breast shape and look by working out your chest muscles. Depending on their size, they may get perkier. That aside, I don't trust compliments of anyone, even my friends, because they only say that stuff to be nice to me and to be polite. I know what I look like and I don't like it, and they always only compliment me when I mention I don't like the way I look either irl or in a photo, so it seems insincere to me.

No. 1774867

File: 1700174583723.jpg (5.16 MB, 3024x4032, MTXX_MH20231117_093901383.jpg)

My friends, I miscalculated how big this train was that I bought for Christmas for my husband (kinda go along with my hagrid hut I'm making).
It's huge. Idfk where I can put it. Look how big the track is

No. 1774870

>>1774623
I love cake prince

No. 1774884

>>1774867
Is that just the carpet pattern or do you need to vacuum

No. 1774891

All the haye JK Rowling gets for being "twanphobic" makes me wanna purchase all her books and the movies legally and read/watch them to spite the troons. And it's not even my thing.

No. 1774893

>>1774891
It makes me want to get into Harry Potter hardcore. Also she's gorgeous…

No. 1774899

>>1774867
I don't think there is such a thing as too big for toy trains. Make it go around yule tree.

No. 1774900

>>1774899
>yule tree
Based

No. 1774901

>>1774891
try out her detective books, the ones with the pen name! hp was never my thing but the crime books are fun

No. 1774907

Mom: I saw some people at the mall today that had autistic looking eyes like you and your dad
Me: what did they look like?
Mom: oh, i cant tell you. Youre gonna take something out of it that you shouldnt be.
???

No. 1774912

>>1774907
>autistic looking eyes
this is cracking me up nona what did she mean by this?

No. 1774917

>>1774781
Kek was wondering if I was the only one who hates them

No. 1774927

File: 1700177368187.jpg (2.77 MB, 4032x3024, 20231117_091701.jpg)

>>1774884
It's the old carpet, I vaccumed today. It's a weird blue colour that looks darker depending on which way it was pushed. Probably the same carpet that was put in when it was built in the 70s lol
>>1774899
I more meant that there is literally no floorspace for it lol it was meant to go on here

No. 1774930

>>1774912
Idk, she says she notices that mildly autistic people have a slight “stare” in their eyes and that she notices it in me and my dad (we’re both autistic).

No. 1774932

>>1774927
Does a hamster live in there?

No. 1774935

>>1774932
Only 1 mouse, the rest have died off. This one though seems to be very spry. We don't want her to die but at the same time once she does die we're getting rid of the tank. I'm worried she's lonely but don't want to get another only for one to die again and we go in circles

No. 1774942

>>1774935
Rereading this back makes me sound autistic.
I don't think I'm autistic.
I might he autistic.

No. 1774946

>>1774930
ah yes, the dead behind the eyes, autismo beams

No. 1774948

>>1774901
Oh that's actually interesting! Thanks for the suggestion.

No. 1774950

File: 1700178732898.jpg (75.68 KB, 602x776, sharkstare.jpg)

>>1774946
Is that what people also call the "shark stare"?

No. 1774951

File: 1700178787779.jpg (2.13 MB, 1486x2339, 9780751549256.jpg)

>>1774948
if you do decide to read one of these, let us anons know!

No. 1774952

>>1774950
it's this and they usually have kinda protruding eyes for some reason and they're weirdly level with the ears

No. 1774960

>>1774946
I make myself look dead behind the eyes accidentally because

No. 1774968

File: 1700179654867.png (216.33 KB, 607x508, data image.PNG)

I hope the original "Hall is the blond one" poster has a good day. I realize now as I'm typing this post, I have the appropriate banner too, how fortuitous.

No. 1774973

>>1774942
Idk about autistic but you type like you just drank a bunch of coffee

No. 1774975

>>1774950
Yeah. Like him kinda but less severe

No. 1774980

>>1774973
I'm laying in bed trying to sleep

No. 1774982

>>1774980
Could be tired then. Idk.

No. 1774984

>>1774935
looks like a great enclosure for a lil mousey friend, im sure shes happy as a little mouse can be

No. 1774989

>>1774935
I know that feeling I have an ikea detolf hamster cage and I keep buying hamsters even though it stresses me the fuck out and I always am afraid it will escape. I like the cage though it's classy

No. 1774997

>>1774984
>>1774989
Thank you, I made most of the wooden stuff/rope stuff

No. 1774999


No. 1775001

>>1774984
>>1774989
Thank you, I made most of the wooden stuff/rope stuff

No. 1775017

i’m suspicious of all of you

No. 1775019

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I'm gonna pee in the pool

No. 1775026


No. 1775027

>>1775019
Go for it

No. 1775029

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No. 1775045

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Posts like this make me sick. It takes a woman 2 full years to wholly recover from pregnancy and giving birth and all this hypersexual lunatic can say is
>wahhh it’s not fair to the moid who already got to have sex and didn’t have to grow a child or give birth!!
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up about how often you think a woman should have sex right after giving birth you ugly cunt

No. 1775049

File: 1700184956756.jpg (218.47 KB, 1000x1500, blade-runner.jpg)

>>1771165
Yeah, Blade Runner is set in 2019, but there are no flying cars, robots that are indistinguishable from humans or hoverboards. Its probably harder for zoomers to notice, but we aren't exactly living up to promise, technological advancement is stagnating. I think that culture is kinda dying too. Where did all the money and creativity of 20th century go? Something isn't right.

No. 1775053

>>1775045
>"to the marriage"
We all know what she really wanted to say, she just used the word "marriage" to make it sound less fucked up.

No. 1775071

>>1775049
The timeline of technologic advancement in blade runner was not reasonable, retard

No. 1775077

>>1775071
What is reasonable then, fart sniffer?

No. 1775083

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Played Animal Crossing out of boredom and I kept laughing like a retard at this squirrel. She looks high as hell and shameless about it.

No. 1775085

>>1775045
>I understand having grace the first 6 weeks
I want to fucking alog. 6 weeks is the absolute bare minimum, it is medically unsafe to go at it before 6 weeks, 6 weeks means that after 6 weeks it's technically probably safe, it doesn't mean that after 6 weeks she's 100% fine and just a bitchy nag for saying no. Doctors really need to start telling people 6 months.

No. 1775086

>>1775085
Countries make it harder to have children and to live as mothers, but wonder why less women want to have kids. everyone hates moms.

No. 1775100

>>1775086
But who will pay taxes and die in wars then? Think of the future!

No. 1775102

>>1775045
I'm not in any way implying that a woman should be participating in sexual acts post partum before she's ready or doing them just to appease a scrote but I hate how PIV is the only form of valid sex to so many people. Like you can do other things with your partner that are just as satisfying. Why is PIV the be-all end-all it pisses me off

No. 1775129

>>1775085
Imagine saying “uh why are you not having sex with your husband” to a woman who had to have other surgical interventions that make recovering from giving birth harder, like a healing episiotomy wound that can take 3 years to stop causing discomfort? Or a Cesarean birth?

No. 1775145

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bing ai won't stop giving the art im trying to make of my husbando facial hair even though ive specified in multiple ways that i don't want the image generated with a beard or stubble

No. 1775147

>>1775145
Wow, that sucks. One potential solution is learning to draw. kek

No. 1775150

>>1775147
kek i can draw myself, i was curious and wanted to play around with it to see what i can get to spit out

No. 1775161

>>1775145
It doesn't understand the word no or other negatives so if you are putting 'no stubble' 'no beard' you're making it worse.
I have the opposite problem, it's never giving him enough beard when I use anime styles.

No. 1775167

>>1775145
maybe "clean shaven" plus mustache or w.e will work?

No. 1775172

Currently reading the SCUM manifesto but taking a break every few pages to watch videos of Para Para dancing. I think I have brain damage.

No. 1775191

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I love this cow pic so much

No. 1775195

>>1775172
Nonny what the fuck lol it’s not that long

No. 1775197

>>1775172
I just suddenly remembered that I watched an episode of this gal para para jdrama that I think featured one of the morning musume girls and while for shows I understand it being choreographed but I wonder how people did para para out there in the “scene” like was it choreographed or improvised arm flailing

No. 1775213

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>>1775195
Nta but some of us don't read ok. I have to take pic related breaks every 2 pages when I have to read stuff for work (I'm a lawyer)

No. 1775216

>>1775213
Out of curiosity, what kind of cases do you get?

No. 1775219

>>1774866
It's honestly not even my breast shape or size, but my huge areolas. We need areola laser removal, like tattoos. I bet one of those plastic surgery capitals like Turkey or South Korea are already on it kek.
>they always only compliment me when I mention I don't like the way I look either irl or in a photo
That's understandable, I hate when people do that too. When you say you don't like something and they're like "omg noooo, I love it! You're so pretty!" When otherwise they would've never said anything

No. 1775220

>>1775216
Traffic

No. 1775221

>>1775213
Well that makes sense because legal stuff is absolutely packed and mind numbing but you have to take note of every fucking word in case it has a legal use

No. 1775223

>>1775219
Samefag but I think an anon actualyl told me that we are on the brink of areola laser removal technology

No. 1775225

>>1775220
Sounds boring and tedious ngl I get why you have to take breaks

No. 1775226

>>1775221
SCUM manifesto requires 100% brainpower ON and a solemn reflection period after reading

No. 1775227

>>1775195
kekkkkkk idk i find it really hard to focus reading on the computer, i usually buy physical copies of books for this reason

No. 1775229

>>1775227
Nta but I have the same issue anon. I cannot at all focus on e-books, I need to read words on actual paper. Something about the light of the screen plus the fact that it's so easy to start doing something else on you're computer or phone. I think that's also why I avoid pirating books, plus I think it's nice to actually own something you're reading. I make an exception for fanfiction of course though kek.

No. 1775230

>>1775227
Relatable

No. 1775233

>>1775226
SCUM manifesto is also funny and entertaining though

No. 1775234

>>1775227
Same lol it's very easy to get distracted while reading on electronic devices.

No. 1775239

>>1775234
How do you feel about those paper-y displays?

No. 1775245

>>1775239
They can be nice but I still get distracted.

No. 1775261

I usually hate wish fulfillment anime but I found this one where the mc has the same name as me and gets with a dude exactly my type and gets a shit ton of revenge but it's so corny. It's so low quality I don't even care I'm obsessed I needed this right now

No. 1775262

>>1775219
Maybe medical tattooing to make the radius of the areola smaller by coloring it with a color matching the skin? But I don't think they do medical tattooing for non-medical emergency reasons.

No. 1775265

Men are such giant fucking stupid babies I just got banned off of Faggit for saying I hate men in a thread about the worst thing everyone's seen in porn under a comment about a woman being raped by men and tortured with fish in her anus while she screamed and cried. I fucking hate men

No. 1775266

>>1775265
bless you for saying what needed to be said

No. 1775267

>>1775266
Thank you sister I'm frankly mad at how upset this made me. God I fucking hate men

No. 1775269

wow!! I just noticed all the amazing new banners! I’m so happy to see all the great banners that have been made finally up.

No. 1775277

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gave myself a hematoma bump on my buttcheek from slamming against the counter corner, pls pray for my bruised ass

No. 1775279

>>1775277
jesus are you okay nonnie

No. 1775282

i feel fucking psychotic i hate being able to think i wish i could stop remembering random things that dont maaterlike why the fuck is tehstrawberry shortcake movie on my mind

No. 1775294

>>1775282
strawberry shortcake is fucking awesome i miss the doll smell so bad

No. 1775295

Sometimes I wish I was afflicted with autism or ADHD so I can be funny because the funniest people I've met always have either of those conditions.

No. 1775298

>>1775279
im okay, just got a nasty bruise on my fanny. hurts to sit

No. 1775306

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2016 MUAs pairing super warm eyeshadow with dead greiege lips was wild

No. 1775307

>>1775045
I know it’s tired but pick me ass bitch.

No. 1775311

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>>1775282
>i wish i could stop remembering random things that dont matter
>strawberry shortcake
the hell you say

No. 1775320

>>1774783
>one girl glanced with just her eyes to the other girls to left, and to the right of her
I know exactly what you mean. Fucking normies, I hate them (also I want to be them)

No. 1775325

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me and my nonnas if we were lambs

No. 1775327

>>1775320
nayrt but how come people can’t be weirdos anymore. I’ve also been a weirdo my life but these days everyone is an autist. Am I an autist? Someone asked me that recently. Sure I mask or whatever as in trying not to bring my weirdness too blatantly forward. But idk how would you feel if people grew hair in their mouth? I asked this once and the girl never looked at me the same.

No. 1775329

>>1775311
now this is the strawberry i grew up with. i remember renting those movies or episodes when they were available.

No. 1775330

>>1775327
>how would you feel if people grew hair in their mouth
I’d be disgusted and I’d pity them. Imagine how awful that would be?

No. 1775331

>>1775330
It really would be. Imagine the dried up phlegm too in the hairy bits.

No. 1775332

>>1775327
it's what they call anyone who hasn't been strip mined to the bone by mass culture. don't worry about it.

No. 1775335

>>1775327
We evolved to grow hair in our mouth or you wake up one day and it’s there? The feeling would be awful

No. 1775346

>>1775331
>>1775335
Either way you’re going to be throwing up hairballs like a cat.

No. 1775348

>>1775325
I’m the retarded far right one

No. 1775361

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>>1774794
You know, I never really thought about it before but the idea of a prophet fucking nailed to a cross-shaped block of wood by his hands and hanging there as a method of torture is one of the most metal things I’ve ever heard of

No. 1775367

>>1775335
I’m thinking evolved. What would the function even be. I’m sorry I broight this up, I huess I know now why she thought I was gross kek

No. 1775372

>>1775367
>what would the function be
Similar to nose hairs? Idk but you’re not like an irredeemable freak for asking weird things, being a live laugh love normie would be better than what I am now but they seem so empty it’s scary

No. 1775373

>>1775213
>I'm a lawyer
That sucks kek. Horrible field to work in.

No. 1775375

I ran out of soap so i used shampoo to clean my armpit hair and it smells like strawberry now

No. 1775376

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Oh hell no

No. 1775377

>>1775376
If Elon gets us nuked I will be very upset

No. 1775379

>>1775376
this nigga has major gamer hunch

No. 1775382

>>1775377
That would not be optimum

No. 1775385

Some asshole cat bit my cat

No. 1775395

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James Sunderland? Certified cutie

No. 1775399

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I hate my country, the only good thing to come out of it is my 3DPD husbando.

No. 1775400

>>1774678
>>1774624
Pedro Pascal is literally Spanish though, he has the same skin-tone.

No. 1775401

>>1774660
could you link it by any chance, that sounds hilarious.

No. 1775405

>>1774675
Aw thank you nona! I strive to be outside the norm and go with whatever speaks to me. It’s encouraging that there are their creative nonas out there and also one who enjoy my oddness.

No. 1775412

>>1774867
He didnt like the train, he said it was too big lol oh well I'll use it for the Christmas tree when we move and for future kids

No. 1775413

>>1775045
You can tell whos marriage would fall apart if the wife got sick and couldnt fuck.
Good luck with that Brittany.
Lets be real though, we all know shed forgive her husband for cheating on her, cause yknow, she just didnt put out enough so its totally fine!11

No. 1775417

>>1774706
i remember this manhwa being talked about somewhere on LC and a nonna attached a yt video of some male giving his worthless "critique" on it, and all his cocksuckers in the comments agreed with him obviously, i wanted to call him a retarded scrotumite in his comments but resisted. all of them keep making an issue out of the dark skinned male character having a dog collar, when it means fucking nothing

No. 1775419

>>1774917
>>1774781
i don't really mind the word lolcow having to be in the banner somewhere, but i thought the rule was that the banner mentioning lolcow was good enough, but now they have to have the complete url?

No. 1775420

>>1774785
>living in Korea must suck ass if all they can write is power fantasies
obvs it does, they have to purposefully make stuff appealing to women otherwise they'll see the country for what it is and leave.

No. 1775423

>>1775417
i hate handmaidens, that's why we cant have shit. Men get thousands of anime where they get reincarnated as super OP chads with magical powers and a harem of big titty anime girls, and we get 50 shades…

No. 1775430

>>1775045
oh yes, it's so unfair to sleep deprived women who are struggling to care for their babies while the scrote is 90% chance being useless. people really do still see marriage as a contract for women to get raped.

No. 1775431

>>1775423
i hate when they act like they're soooooooooo morally superior for opposing a complete non-issue when what they're actually doing is just going for low-hanging fruit, the amount of women into male "abuse" is miniscule to the amount of men into female abuse so it's less effort bitching out those women than it is bitching out those men, you don't see these faghags in the comments of PH under videos of rapeplay/raceplay/barely legal garbage, you don't find them in the comments of the most degenerate posts of the most degenerate subreddits, they'll cuss out some weeb influencer for supposed yellow facing and "fetishism", but when have they tried that shit for the raceplay degens in WMAF or WFAM? you don't find them in the comments of degen hentai that calls dark/tan-skinned women to be born-whores, nooooo, let's just harass this Korean web author for "racism", let's make assumptions of this Korean web author for "fetishizing" gay men and hurting those pwoor men, it's half the effort and twice the moral glory!!

No. 1775432

>>1775431
that's because female abuse is in every single piece of media. We have sadly grown accustomed to women in media being nothing but male eye-candy, so when moids and handmaidens see the opposite they shit and moan and claim opression points by the evil feminazis!! when i start working on my games i am going to make all the females ugly/old and the male characters are all going to be ethereal bishies no older than 20.

No. 1775463

>>1775295
autists don't even understand humor so that's not possible

No. 1775481

I love this guy and his aminals

No. 1775492

>>1775213
Look at my lawyer dawg she can’t read more than 2 pages at a time. I’m going to jail.

No. 1775503

>>1775492
she’s very good!

No. 1775536

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Working the holidays is fucking hell, where is my government mandated man slave that will eat me out every morning and every night

No. 1775576

>>1775049
Yeah, I know sci-fi movies aren't realistic but I'm late millennial and grew up enamoured by them, when I watch them now I'm like "well we kinda have that now… in a way" when AI concepts come up or "ugh I wish we didn't have that now" when dystopian concepts come up or "well you can tell what time this movie came out" if it's obviously dated in a certain way. I find it fun to compare these movies to what we do have/don't have now.

>>1775432
I'm with you nona, I wish I could draw or get myself to write because this is what I'd be doing too

No. 1775582

>>1775481
Kek i just discovered this channel the other day and I also love it, I love how chaotic it gets

No. 1775583

File: 1700233573372.png (495.98 KB, 519x398, 80RzLli.png)

Do you think this is a shitpost or genuine?

No. 1775585

>>1775583
KEK has to be a shitpost

No. 1775591

>>1775583
I want to believe it’s genuine

No. 1775594

>>1775583
That meme reminds me of the genuinely pro-christian, pro-gun, anti-abortion tards around my city, and I knew a few that will blame dead children before blaming guns for violence. So I feel like this meme could've been made unironically by a christcuck and gunfag.

No. 1775629

>>1775583
There are some fuckin crazy ass christians out there, I believe it’s genuine

No. 1775637

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>>1775083
Sally is my #1 favorite villager, I guess she does look a little baked yeah

No. 1775640

>>1775637
Love her

No. 1775648

>>1775576
Ntas and slightly off topic but something that annoys me with sci-fi movies is the sheer misconceptions and misinformation when it comes to anything scientific. Everything is always quantum physics and warm holes kek. And the way they use "positive energy" and "negative energy" and how they "mix together to be balanced and become dangerous when separated" as if that's a legitimate thing or how it works. When all things are mostly waves and 2 opposing waves cancel each other and there won't be any "energy" anymore. It drives me insane and I'm not even a scientist. It's especially super annoying when the character talking is supposed to be a genius. How hard is it to hire some scientist to fact check the script?

No. 1775649

>>1775367
have we become filter feeders with a mouthful of baleen? what do we catch nonna, give us the spec-evo breakdown kek

No. 1775654

ROYCOOOO CUP OF SOOOOUUUUP

No. 1775657

I'm so fucking irrationally angry RAR RAR FUCK THE BURGER KING HE AINT SHIT

No. 1775676

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>>1775657
damn baby come back to bed

No. 1775684

>>1775648
>warm holes

No. 1775707

>>1775684
That's what I get for typing without my glasses. I meant worm holes.

No. 1775715

>over 2k videos in my watch later playlist
>scrolling youtube marking more to “watch later”
>rarely ever actually watch videos
>see a video recommend on home
>cool topic, get really excited to watch
>go to mark as watch later
>it was suggested from my watch later playlist

No. 1775720

>>1775379
elon has his servants iron out his gamer dent

No. 1775723

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>>1775715
I do the same exact shit. What’s wrong with us nonna

No. 1775724

>>1775715
kek i do the same thing, i must have hundreds of videos saved to watch later. couldn't tell you why i never go back and watch stuff from there though

No. 1775746

>>1775715
I don't watch as much youtube as I used to and my watch later list has deleted videos in it now kek

No. 1775755

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>>1775676
SILENCE MOID YOU AINT SHIT

No. 1775762

Nonnies who have had sex with a man what we’re the bullet-point high and low points of sex with the guys?
>guy 1. Pro: willing to be performative and slutty, con: could not be genuine or playful, couldn’t tell if I came, he definitely thought sex should be like a porno
>guy #2 pro: ate pussy like a champ, called me out on faking an orgasm lol con: disgusting ballsack, unwilling to continue after first round
>guy #3 pro: followed directions, con: was just bad at everything anyway, disappointing
>#4 pro: physically perfect, beautiful size and proportions, intensely invested in making me cum multiple times con: can not enter without help, just seemed to have a fundamental lack of understanding vaginal anatomy, can’t eat pussy for shit
Sorry to be graphic this stupid shit is just occupying my mind today

No. 1775766

>>1775762
Sorry meant to post the remix that version is inferior

No. 1775770

>good song with good instrumentals and nice female vocals
>males listen to it
>TRANNY TIME??? TRANNY TIME!!!
>all bc of a shitty tranny/crossdresser meme and bc it's a supposedly "feminine" song.

No. 1775771

>can not enter without help
lmao why is this a thing for some guys? ive been with a well-traveled reformed manwhore and homeboy still had issues unless he was looking right at it

No. 1775773

File: 1700244968527.jpg (34.38 KB, 780x438, James.jpg)

>>1775395
They made him uglier in the remake smh but since it's still in development maybe it will change? They probably aged him up because of the emotional stress he's under.

No. 1775777

>>1775771
Laziness

No. 1775780

>>1775773
wtf this better not be the final version. I want James to be cute like Leon in the RE4 remake. They better not do this shit to us

No. 1775782

>>1775773
>They probably aged him up because of the emotional stress he's under.
but they never do that to female characters.

No. 1775783

>>1775395
I'd let him fluff my pillow.

No. 1775785

>>1775782
Yeah they do

No. 1775787

>>1775785
Please give me some examples. I'm actually curious because I never see women looking haggard like this. James better be the pretty boy I want in the final version. I doubt it will be as good as the OG PS2 copy regardless.

No. 1775788

>>1775777
he's not lazy in the bedroom. i know they always want us to think this, but he just might be dumb

No. 1775789

>>1775771
I remember watching American Pie or some similar stupid sex comedy movie and there was a scene with women talking about sex and one of them brought this up (like “it’s a fact that guys can’t get it in without your help” like it was a disappointing truth she was telling her fellow girlies) and I thought it was fake and for comedy but holy shit it was so true

No. 1775792

>>1775773
unfortunately this wont do anything to stop the girlies who draw him as a twink getting boned by pyramid head

No. 1775793

File: 1700245559753.gif (2.56 MB, 322x178, 1448776146644.gif)

Saw my ex today. He's even fatter than he used to be and he's balding pretty fast too. Has a bald spot at the top of his head and his hair is receding. And he's only 26. Feels good

No. 1775798

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>>1775793
delightful

No. 1775800

>>1775787
You’ve never seen a woman looking more haggard anon?

No. 1775813

>>1775800
nta but give examples kek

No. 1775817

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>>1775773
it's just not fair, nonas, not fair. at least we have pretty boy Leon

No. 1775825

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>>1775793
hooray!

No. 1775837

>heat up pan on gas stove to make toast in the morning
>was in a hurry so I turned the heat to its highest setting so the pan heats up faster
>slathered butter on pan
>immediately started catching on fire
HOLY SHIT. I didn't know cooking can be this dangerous. It did triggered the fire alarm, waking up my neighbours but dear god… I won't be so lucky this time.

No. 1775838

>>1775793
My stalker ex was balding at 20.
People kept sending me updates of shit he was saying and that included a few photos of him now.
Fatter and properly balding now, hairline to the crown of his head.
I like to think evil people rot from the inside out.

No. 1775873

>>1775395
there's that john and kate plus 8 hair again. i don't see the appeal

No. 1775875

>>1775295
You dont

No. 1775901

auto saging threads only slows them down because it makes you not wanna return to the site kek

No. 1775904

Ten years ago this music video was one of my favorite things on the web because it NEVER failed to crack me up with how cringey it is, it still makes me laugh. Rich weebs are way too hilarious sometimes kek

No. 1775907

>>1775904
god her tongue piercing makes me so uncomfortable

No. 1775911

>>1775907
Why because it’s way too long? It looks like a starter piercing (too long to accommodate swelling when you first get it, some people never get a proper length bar afterwards)

No. 1775917

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No. 1775923

>>1775917
i mean it

No. 1775928

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>>1775911
Yeah it’s because of the length it looks weird, thanks for learnin me something new nonna

No. 1775937

>>1775817
Comparing Leon to James in any possible way is insane to me.

No. 1775942

>>1775789
>it’s a fact that guys can’t get it in without your help
HOLY SHIT KEK yes it's fucking true they're so fucking retarded omfg

No. 1775946

>>1775385
Bite him back

No. 1775948

>>1775789
Real life sex is just nothing like porn. In porn men seem so confident and competent but irl the can't do shit, I'm anti porn anyway but yeah from what I remember from my addiction days… That shit is so different

No. 1775964

File: 1700253526787.mp4 (4.35 MB, 1280x720, me during WWIII.mp4)

WHEN will WW3 finally start, I want men to get mass drafted already. I swear all the refugee moids severely fucked with the gender ratio in my country, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT GRAAAAAAH

No. 1775976

I bet you all 50 bucks I could ruin your day with one video

No. 1775978

>>1775976
Try me

No. 1775980

wtf is the point of toe hair? why did my body decide that exactly 4 short hairs on my big toe knuckle and a single hair on the one next to it is necessary? itd make more sense if there was more but there's not

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No. 1775991

>>1775987
why does he look so familiar

No. 1775992

>>1775987
Lmao were boys really like that eleven years ago? God damn. I’m so glad I wasn’t a teen in the 2010s

No. 1776036

I hate Aliexpress!! I was about to buy some cute stickers but it won't let me, I literally can't input an address because they don't have my shitty village as an option. What the fuck

No. 1776039

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>>1776036
It did have my old address saved. I will get the stickers

No. 1776054

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>>1775987
I couldn’t watch this, thank you, you ruined my day successfully, here’s your 50 bucks.

No. 1776055

>>1776039
You will get the stickers!!!!!!

No. 1776070

>>1775987
Average ai chat bot reply

No. 1776092

>>1775654
He looks like Gaston’s dick

No. 1776103

>>1775987
guy looks like young yandev im not clicking

No. 1776158

blashs

No. 1776201

Today I had a really funny thought that made me think "this would make nonnies in the dumbass shit thread laugh" but I forgot about it

No. 1776204


No. 1776206

>>1775991
Justin Timberlake.
>>1775987
I can't believe there are anons who haven't seen this video kek

No. 1776208

As a Britbong I have no idea what age Americans mean when they're talking about middle schoolers. Wtf is middle school

No. 1776210

>>1776208
Not an American but at least in my country middle school is like ages 13-15

No. 1776211

>>1776208
Middle school is the schooling kids go to once they're past the age of ten, but not old enough to be in high school yet. The ages include 11, 12, and 13 but kids can be held back of course so there's gonna be the spare 14 year olds.

No. 1776212

>>1776208
It's the school after elementary school and before high school. It's grades 6-8 which is ages 10-13.

No. 1776213

>>1776201
well this post made me smile because it was cute so you're halfway there

No. 1776214

>>1775980
Apparently it means you have good circulation

No. 1776215

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I'd like to extend a big lolcow dot farm thank you to the doctor who prescribed me these pain pills. They are very nice and I love you. Purr… purr…

No. 1776216

>>1776211
Sounds retarded

We have preschool ages 3 - 4 that's basically a creche parents drop their kids at for a couple of hours then primary school, you turn 5 in p1 and in p7 you did a transfer test for highschool. You turn 12 in First year of highschool. Do your GCSEs at 16, can leave government schooling or continue your A Levels for 2 more years and graduate.

No. 1776217

>>1776208
Fellow britbong and I think it means late primary school/early secondary school in our terms

No. 1776219

>>1776216
Yeeeaaahh Burgerland doesn't do it like that kek

No. 1776223

Sometimes I forget most people don't stay in the same school

No. 1776231

>>1776216
Nta but it's standard in America for kids to start preschool at 3-4 if the parents decide to enroll them in one. They can start before 3 depending on the parents and preschool. Then you go to kindergarten (which, unlike preschool, is a requirement) and then elementary school. What you're describing doesn't actually sound that different imo.

No. 1776232

>>1776228
Sounds like a massive hassle for parents to enroll their kids into 3 different schools. Preschool wasn't a full year and usually a blessing to most parents of younger kids but can't imagine how annoying having to resettle a 10 year old into a new school for it to happen again in 3 years.

No. 1776236

>>1776232
Agreed. I'm glad I went to a private school and didn't have to switch schools every 3 years.

No. 1776237

>>1776231
Wait do amweicans have
Preschool
Kindergarten
Elementary
Middle school
High school

Is there like a tax incentive somewhere for schools to profit off so much bullshit what is America

No. 1776239

>>1776232
>having to resettle a 10 year old into a new school for it to happen again in 3 years
In America you can go to elementary, middle and high school at the same school. Also kids are kids and they can adapt so it's not a big deal for them to go from preschool to kindergarten to elementary.

No. 1776242

>>1776239
Idk why but I always assumed they're all separate buildings. In UK year 8-10 is considered junior school and senior school is years 11-14. Some highschools only do year 8-12.

No. 1776243

>>1776239
Plus a lot of kindergartens are sections inside of an elementary school, so when five year olds move up to the first grade, it's not always them moving to a different building.

No. 1776246

>>1776237
>>1776242
I think thinking they're actually different schools is where the confusion is coming from kek. Most of the time, elementary, middle, and high school are just categories to differentiate grades and age ranges. Here people move up in grades with their peers so you can see the same people from elementary to high school. Pre-school is what is separate from all of that

No. 1776247

>>1776232
You do realize most Americans go to school in one town/district, when I was a kid my elementary and middle schools were literally next to each other and the high school was a 15 minute drive away

No. 1776248

>>1776239
>>1776242
>>1776243
>>1776246
nta but that depends on where you live, in my town those are all separate

No. 1776271

File: 1700271973120.jpeg (50.58 KB, 1300x1076, cool.jpeg)

this is me in 2023.

No. 1776276

>>1776271
Um hell yeah

No. 1776279

>>1776271
In 2004 this was a cool guy who was mildly annoying to be around when he was drunk at a party. In 2023 this is a non binary in Brooklyn upcharging by 600% on depop weaponizing social justice but only against people he does not like

No. 1776320

Found a trail of some blood leading into the cat tower. Not a ton but enough that it seems like one of my cats may be injured. I checked them both and nada. Checked toes, mouths, bellies, necks, backs, legs nothing to indicate an injury or scab. Both are going to the bathroom like normal. A mouse is out of the question. Idk. Guess I'm glad they seem ok..

No. 1776321

>>1776320
I think they just finished their little snack before you got to them

No. 1776330

>>1776271
>smack my bitch up
worst song of the whole album

No. 1776370

I very rarely listen to Red Scare but when I do I’m always reminded of how retarted they are kek

No. 1776380

Nonnies I think I am insane, I got Umeboshi paste to make a recipe and I tried it plain abs it was so good that I ate the whole tube

I’m so dehydrated right now

No. 1776384

>>1776380
That’s how they make umeboshi, you eat the umeboshi starter paste. And then you become the umeboshi.

No. 1776386

>>1776384
it was nice knowing you nonnies please don’t eat me

No. 1776389

File: 1700277045901.png (2.49 MB, 1322x1920, Animorphs_21_The_Threat_ebook_…)

>>1776384
Anon is going to umemorph

No. 1776392

>>1776384
I’m imagining this as a Junji Ito story

No. 1776398

>>1776380
Kek honestly I'd do this too. drink some water

No. 1776408

I'm so depressed I might just take out a loan and travel somewhere but I'd be in forever debt lol /sigh(/ban)

No. 1776428

Men who try to narrate cute animal videos need to be punched in the larynx

No. 1776450

File: 1700281413131.jpg (383.98 KB, 1080x2126, Screenshot_20231117_232251_Chr…)

This song did NOT age well.

No. 1776455

>>1776450
You really thought you did something here KEK

No. 1776456

File: 1700281896752.jpg (5.46 KB, 233x275, 1678968084630.jpg)

>>1776455
I did.

No. 1776457

>>1776456
It is really hard to find pants that fit, isn’t it.

No. 1776460

>>1776457
Glad you're kind enough to notice.

No. 1776463

File: 1700282526903.gif (2.6 MB, 480x360, IMG_7407.gif)

I made an absolutely terrible cup of hand dripped coffee but it became drinkable after adding some cold water.

No. 1776474

>>1776450
Columbine was a very long time ago

No. 1776476

>>1776450
this song makes my ass itch

No. 1776482

File: 1700284810420.jpg (196.59 KB, 1073x1609, -1x-1.jpg)

Would you guys tuck me into bed at the IKEA showroom?

No. 1776485

File: 1700284994412.jpg (32.29 KB, 600x600, 70259202_HwDj1PS-quujgu5BtQEtV…)

>>1776482
Yes but I hope you don't need a toilet in the middle of the night

No. 1776486

>>1776482
No sorry, best I can do is a scratchy wool bed at big lots

No. 1776494

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No. 1776497

Remember when pimp my ride was all about making ugly cars more attractive? Do you ever wish that you could pimp ugly people? Who would you

No. 1776498

>>1776497
Sam Smith

No. 1776499

>>1776497
I'd leave them alone

No. 1776500

>>1776497
>pimp ugly people
anon that's illegal

No. 1776503

File: 1700286513479.jpeg (630.15 KB, 1365x2048, 4E06D7C5-F521-4943-BEBD-9D04A2…)

>>1776497
Ed Sheeran, he needs to get pimped, or get gently euthanized like an animal with a terminal illness, whatever makes the world a less ugly place has to affect his ugly ass face first.

No. 1776506

>>1776237
Kindergarten is still elementary school, I’ve never heard of a school just having kindergarten alone. Elementary school is ages 5-10, middle school is 11-13, then high school is 14-18. My elementary school and middle school were next door to each other and shared a driveway and parking lots, and the high school was like 5 minutes away, it’s not a huge deal to go to the next school. There were other schools in the district but they were all relatively close together.

No. 1776508

>>1776503
Everyday britbongs fight to prove that the UK isn't a cursed island that tortures its citizens with perpetual ugliness, but Ed Sheeran is like the human vessel of that curse.

No. 1776513

File: 1700287193298.jpeg (1.26 MB, 1073x1150, IMG_1482.jpeg)

>>1776497
1. Florence Pugh, she needs to have her hair dyed back to her natural brown color, all the filler and botox and lip filler removed from her puffy face, her nose job to be magically reversed because it’s too small for her large bone structure, then she needs to be given an entirely new body because nothing can be done to make hers attractive. I would still hate her personality though so she wouldn’t be attractive to me personally
2. Anya Taylor Joy, I’m not sure what could possibly done to make her look less like a mentally challenged hammerhead shark, but I’m sick of having to look at her

No. 1776514

File: 1700287222635.jpeg (11.27 KB, 105x227, IMG_7410.jpeg)

>>1776503
I would enlargen his jaw and shave a bit of the sides of the head and give a deeper hair color

No. 1776518

>>1776482
Already did it with a friend in ikea, so yes, I would.

No. 1776519

>>1776514
KEK nonna, I’m imagining his singing pitched down comically like a giant

No. 1776520

>>1776514
Kek pinhEd Sheeran

No. 1776522

Did the coke anon who does fellatio for drugs successfully work on her life?

No. 1776523

>>1776497
Myself

No. 1776524

>>1776513
She just has big eyes. Aren’t you supposed to be able to fit one of your eyes between both of them? If they were closer together she’d look Irish

No. 1776526

>join a discord server
>TIM
>TIM
>TIM
>TIM
Holy shit, all TROONS. I think the only biological female there are the ones who either don't list pronouns or ones that go with she/they without a transgender flag.

No. 1776529

File: 1700289037109.jpeg (201.13 KB, 472x511, IMG_1558.jpeg)

>>1776524
Her eyes are too far apart, her lips are thin and angular, her face is too narrow and her side profile is hideous because her face projects too far, she had buccal fat removal which made her look disgusting. I wish her parents hadn’t bought her a career so I would never have had to lay eyes on her

No. 1776533

>>1776522
Dunno, that wasn't too long ago, so maybe she's still sucking for coke out there

No. 1776535

>>1776529
I actually like her angular lips, looks unique.

No. 1776536

File: 1700290098839.gif (513.4 KB, 310x464, 369CB06F-B2B9-4F2D-B956-53DEB5…)

>>1776497
I have like a weird fixation with him I think about him all the time. Where did he go? Let’s bring him back for Pimp My Uggo

No. 1776540

>>1776529
I think she’s beautiful. You’re probably either a boring looking person or just ugly.

No. 1776542

>>1776529
i think she's gorgeous, i don't mind the thin lips, that's just a meme most Americans are obsessed with. if she got lip filler, she wouldn't stick out so much. but yes, the buccal fat removal was an awful choice, she had a narrow face to begin with and the removal makes her look like a CGI lizard person, and her eyes look bad bc now her cheeks don't balance them out.

No. 1776545

>>1776529
If those lips are thin then the vast majority of women I know has thin lips. Idk I think she's cute.

No. 1776546

>>1776540
I’m conventionally attractive

No. 1776551

File: 1700291048998.jpeg (91.8 KB, 827x940, IMG_1552.jpeg)

>>1776545
Her lips are thin and weird looking, the lines that extend out on either side make it look like she has a Glasgow smile

No. 1776555

File: 1700291522544.jpg (78.07 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>1776551
it's not bc of the lips that it looks terrifying, it's the buccal fat removal. when she still had the fat in her face, she looked normal

No. 1776559

File: 1700291959141.jpg (139.67 KB, 1680x500, Untitled.jpg)

Not even a redhead and it annoyed me. What is it with media double standards? Picrel Science. Sort of dumb shit you'd expect from a tabloid.

No. 1776563

File: 1700292205378.jpeg (838.22 KB, 1017x1030, IMG_1561.jpeg)

>>1776555
I can still see those lines here, it was just fainter before all the surgery

No. 1776566

File: 1700292336974.jpg (179.05 KB, 1066x1048, KEK.jpg)

Surprisingly based meme I found on moidchan KEK

No. 1776567

File: 1700292496220.jpg (23.84 KB, 580x334, Sigil-2-John-Romero-580x334.jp…)

i have been really struggling with my depression and feeling like my life sucks and is pointless but im unironically finding the will to live from the fact that john romero is releasing sigil 2 on december 10th. it honestly feels pathetic which is why i havent told a soul about it but i love classic doom so much and god i just cant fucking wait.

No. 1776569

>>1776566
And here I thought men aged like fine wine and women like milk. What is it, boys? You’re afraid of growing older or you’re not.
>>1776526
The latest server I joined, some literally bald haggard man posted a pic of himself and is claiming to be a “slutty” lesbian tranny and he’s married. His poor wife.

No. 1776574

there are some very unhinged individuals on this website…

No. 1776593

>>1776574
just call them out and start an infight, I'm going to bed and expect 300 new posts in 8 hours

No. 1776595

what's with all the /ot/ anons recently who unironically post multi paragraph vents about all women being biologically submissive and that having sex or being married to a man or being pregnant or whatever the hell makes you a dumb womanhating whore. so many of them have schizo-tier grammar too

No. 1776602

File: 1700296778419.gif (633.28 KB, 284x284, D939A2FB-5EA0-494A-AB32-3A2BB8…)

EVERYONE’S ASLEEP TINE TO GO CRAZZY

No. 1776606

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No. 1776607

File: 1700297045031.gif (548.84 KB, 480x362, 2271096E-B700-4BF8-B091-47107F…)

>>1776606
oh no…mom saw me im in twouble…….

No. 1776610

File: 1700297316809.jpg (19.72 KB, 600x337, 36a908467cdd412f34993892358815…)

>>1776602
>me, an Orientfag, seeing this post at 2 pm

No. 1776611

File: 1700297477099.jpg (76.82 KB, 612x472, 1652637184657.jpg)

>>1776610
im on the opposite side of the earth

No. 1776613

>>1776606
Pains me to think she likely isn’t aware of moid, scrote, or other based lingo.

No. 1776614

>>1776613
I'll let her know nonny dont worry

No. 1776615


No. 1776616

>>1776613
>google: where is Jodi Arias imprisoned
Sending her all of manifesto-chans posts immediately

No. 1776620

absolutely crazy to me that she talks with this elegant voice and attitude, puts pleasant aesthetic bgm in her videos, and most of her dolls aesthetics fit in with this brand image of hers and then just casually brings out her scrote taste animu waifu figurines.

No. 1776621

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No. 1776625

>>1776526
>join server for mathematics
>full of TiMs, nobody even talks about math, mods are actively grooming some 14yo boy into being a "femboy" in real time
>join server for female fashion
>TiMs constantly interject and make it known that they're trans, real women are all nonbinary or something, constant sperging and autistic behavior from everyone
>join server for a game I like
>TiM with commie succubus anime loli profile is chronically online, other TiMs are campaigning to make every character in the game nonbinary and arguing with normal users who push back
I wouldn't even care if they were just freaks on their own time (well I would, but not nearly as much) but they shoehorn their "identity" into every topic under the sun. Please leave me alone!!

No. 1776626

File: 1700298378134.png (1.45 MB, 1252x698, kawaii.png)

>>1776620
>bunch of typical cutesy animu girls
>Miku, Madoka, Cardcaptor, Sailor Moon, Rei, Sonico, etc.
>Darth Maul out of nowhere
lmfao

No. 1776629


No. 1776633

>>1776625
reminds me when i was on a game the other day someone said "this lesbian character should be trans" and i wanted to say "that would make her no longer lesbian"

No. 1776634

>>1776626
kekekekek i never noticed that, are these all limited edition figurines or something that she's on a speedrun to have the most enviable collection ever?

No. 1776636

>>1776529
>>1776551
I never understood her hype, everything you just said it's true and I'm not even particularly a hater, she looks like a puppet to me and it's kinda uncanny but anons like her so now you'll get called all kinds of jealous if you point out out

No. 1776647

>>1776636
yeah same, her face is hard for me to look at, uncanny is the right way to put it

No. 1776662

File: 1700304758532.jpg (365.12 KB, 688x524, Mousquetaires_du_roi.jpg)

fifth guy, would

No. 1776709

>>1776546
That’s what I said. Boring looking.

No. 1776714

>>1776709
When did I say that?

No. 1776747

>>1776662
For me it's the second

No. 1776755

>>1776529
Idk about you guys but I think girls with thin lips are very cute so for me it's not a flaw. But she looks like an alien though

No. 1776761

>>1776755
I think thin lips can absolutely be pretty, but hers are not

No. 1776766

>>1776529
Her lips aren't even that thin, they are just normal

No. 1776769

>>1776766
Her top lip is barely visible in this picture and I find it disturbing >>1776563

No. 1776774

>>1776769
It's cause she's doing that retarded pose to show your teeth as if you were a fish, her lip is there

No. 1776789

>>1776662
First one

No. 1776813

living my truth and wearing the ugliest fit to the big city!

No. 1776838

If I'm not leaping through the kitchen or performing some fancy dance steps from one room to another, am I happy? No! If I'm not moving I'm not feeling ALIVE

No. 1776843

File: 1700323182087.jpeg (88.04 KB, 1280x720, D3E6F97F-D295-4F24-9142-131DD7…)


No. 1776860

File: 1700324021213.jpeg (352.89 KB, 1200x1800, B88DBD13-943B-46DE-A7A4-E8B213…)

Whoever rolls trips gets to run him over. Hurry, before he gets up

No. 1776864

File: 1700324502986.jpg (128.35 KB, 640x853, eeec53f5d020af0327a81780aadade…)

>>1776860
Pic related weighs 20tons will make him suffer

No. 1776865

File: 1700324512087.jpg (1.59 MB, 2048x1365, sliponswithshit.jpg)

>>1776860
i wouldn't even step on him let alone get his splatter on my car

No. 1776870

>>1776529
This doesn’t even acknowledge what I said kek? Did you even read what I posted? You’re responding to my post that’s said “aren’t you supposed to be able to fit one eye between both of yours?” and she obviously can because she has large eyes, so they’re a normal distance apart. If they were closer together you’d be sperging about how she looks like a male. This just sounds like you being hateful kek.

No. 1776871

>>1776860
I wanna run over a moid

No. 1776872

nitpicking the face of a random woman who you don’t even know just to call her ugly feels scrotish

No. 1776874

i think my brother walked in on me "jerking it", OMG the rest of this Florida trip is going to be so awkward

No. 1776876

>>1776747
nice choice, i'm guessing you like the long hair(there is dissapointment in store for you tho), i picked what i did bc i liked how much his pants show off.
>>1776789
bleh, hat is not giving.

No. 1776879

>>1776864
For a sec I thought you were referring to the cat as "him" and was about to alog you.

No. 1776880

>>1776874
wtf are you a man or just a retard or can't say masturbating?

No. 1776881

>>1776874
Man, it is so weird when women call their masturbation "jerking it". You have a vagina, like, what are you jerking?

No. 1776884

File: 1700325307453.png (586.88 KB, 822x665, looksmaxxing incels subjects o…)

>>1776876
samefag, for me, fourth guy, top row

No. 1776886

File: 1700325453189.jpg (113.46 KB, 900x1600, oof - Copy.jpg)

nonnies…i been horny too long

No. 1776887

File: 1700325519985.jpg (222.86 KB, 1200x1600, bigger oof - Copy.jpg)

the way i couldn't keep my eyes off

No. 1776888


No. 1776890

>>1776887
Kek me but with the manikins that have nipples (why) in the women’s shirt section

No. 1776891

File: 1700325810464.jpeg (50.54 KB, 634x504, 4343019D-416A-49F2-A1E2-45F56F…)

>>1776888
TRIPS FUCKING WASTED THE MALE LIVES ANOTHER DAY, HOW FUCKIN COULD YOU I CANT BELIEVE THIS I TRUSTED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

No. 1776897

>>1776886
Good structure, slim, tall, classical triangular build. Nice.

No. 1776898

I just discovered Craigslist has a best of section. Here’s my favorites
>DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS. https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html
>Trannies at the Gym https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/249375301.html
>Rant: Medieval Fans https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/15855022.html

No. 1776899

>>1776898
Thank you for this. This is some good entertainment with my lunch kek

No. 1776912

>>1776897
ikr, too bad that giant moid's covering the view

No. 1776917

>>1776714
First of all, I don’t believe you’re conventionally attractive. Just because the majority of men you encounter find you fuckable, doesn’t mean that you are and I can tell that’s the only thing you go off of. Second of all, because you can’t see the beauty in the unusual, that tells me you have no unusual features and you have a bland and forgettable looking face. Nobody has any strong opinions about it, you’re boring looking. You’ll never be a model or a film star. the moids you encounter that you derive all your self esteem from are probably looking at your ass anyway.

No. 1776919

File: 1700328675740.jpeg (121.36 KB, 828x1217, EA27174B-2F62-47ED-A4A8-F05F7B…)

I love this cat so much

No. 1776922

>>1776917
I have no idea why everyone is pretending that doe eyed women look like sloths now kek. It just sounds like jealousy. Didn’t that used to be one of the most desirable traits in actresses, models?

No. 1776924

File: 1700328867703.gif (1.62 MB, 370x204, 8406BFA3-506C-4249-A60E-3E2DBC…)

My god, they’re still going. You guys are being retarded, and not in the fun way.

No. 1776926

>>1776919
he’s suspicious of you

No. 1776927

Gonna get drunk and post cringe.

No. 1776928

>>1776924
the cast of the office reminds me of powdered gravy

No. 1776929

>>1776927
it’s only 9am

No. 1776930

is canned champagne gross should I just buy a bottle

No. 1776934

>>1776926
Her name is Luna

No. 1776937

>>1776898
And this one made me laugh only because I thought of Mephiles the whole time https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/798916222.html

No. 1776938


No. 1776939

>>1776929
Your watch is broken, its 7PM.

No. 1776942

File: 1700329733245.jpg (14.82 KB, 360x270, zf5051468a.jpg)

>>1776924
far set eyes will always look better than close-set eyes

No. 1776943

>>1776922
It absolutely is jealousy. Why would you be seething to this degree if it wasn’t? especially when you claim to be “conventionally attractive”? What a fucking joke kek.

No. 1776946

>>1776529
Her lips are beautiful. What the fuck is wrong with you?

No. 1776949

my old tumblr was hacked by a pornbot so I can’t get into it and now I’m sad that all my nice posts have been drowned out by the disgusting posts they make. I reported it and it’ll definitely get suspended but it makes me feel a little sad that I’m gonna lose all of those cute memories

No. 1776950


No. 1776951

>>1776514
you made him worse nonny now he's fat kek

No. 1776953

>>1776949
Maybe make a new account and save/reblog all your old posts?

No. 1776955

>>1776884
>Massimo di Sante
He looks like a lot of SEA gayboys who smize in their daily social media posts, kek at his rank

No. 1776965

>>1776595
I think it's that one blackpiller who got banned (and evaded) dozens of times on /2X/, the one that called everyone 'cockbreaths'

No. 1776966

>>1776662
I'll have number 4, nice red trousers and cute hairstyle.

No. 1776975

File: 1700331907276.jpg (5.91 KB, 93x134, 1697086788946.jpg)

It's been over a year but I'm still salty about this old prog musician refunding me for a personalised video. I mean why?? it was for my birthday. I just sperged a little bit in the request but it was so tame like, just telling him I had a tattoo of an album cover and how it was my favourite album… was that why?? Damn you old bugger.

No. 1776977

>>1776917
Wtf is going on here? You're insulting some random anon because she doesn't find some retard looking actress attractive? Didn't you and other anons above say you shouldn't say stuff about someone you don't know? I'm sure that anon is more attractive than Anya. Also don't anon always say she sucked dick to get famous or is a nepo baby or something for her to get all the roles she gets? Doesn't that mean she's only famous because men in hollywood find her fuckable?

No. 1776978

>>1775987
I've never felt more hostility towards a living being in my entire life.
>>1776494
Heheheh
>>1776563
Why did she ruin her face with surgery just staahhhhp pls
>>1776930
nonnie love yourself and buy a $30 bottle. If you're in burgerland that is.

No. 1776979

>>1776930
Acidic drink in a metal can is a bad idea.

No. 1776982

File: 1700332184972.jpg (1.02 MB, 1440x2820, Screenshot_20231118_183047_Sam…)

>>1776919
I love this one I discovered today

No. 1776983

>>1776955
i don't he's that bad looking but i think he's bound to destroy his face with shitty jaw and cheek implants sooner or later. also
>Akash Kumar
somehow his eyes ruin his whole face, and not a single photo of him exists where his eyes, jaw, and cheeks harmonize, he always looks like an invisible person is poking in his cheeks. it must be a talent to have such strong features and still end up as unphotogenic as he is

No. 1776984

>>1776965
I don't know if it's an unhinged woman or a poorly disguised man, but they're super annoying and they shit up the board. Maybe we could do what some image boards do, where we're all still anonymous, but IPs are randomly assigned a string of numbers and letters so you know if the same person is replying to all your posts but pretending to be multiple people. It would make a big difference if I knew if it was just one toxic person versus whole gangs of them.

No. 1776992

>>1775987
I'm gonna talk to all of you like this

No. 1776996

>>1776992
Coming from a sweet nonna would be amazing. It's the disgusting scrotal nature that ruins it.

No. 1777001

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can't decide between watching X (2022) or Alligator (1980)

No. 1777009

>>1777001
Original

No. 1777035

>>1777009
original what
wdym

No. 1777040

>>1776881
Nta but I think jerking off is the most fun casual way of referring to masturbation. It’s not meant to be literal, something like “flicking the bean” makes my clit cringe.

No. 1777051

>>1777040
Jerking off literally means putting a hand on a dick and stroking up and down. Sorry, I don’t make the rules that’s just what it means. A vagina can not be jerked off. When a woman says she was jerking off my first thought is “what man was she jerking off?”

No. 1777067

>>1777040
Just go with 'jilling'. You were jilling and your brother accidentally walked in on you. There. Good luck with that embarrassment by the way, it's been ages since I ever got walked in on.

No. 1777073

>>1777067
>>1777040
samefag, I just remembered you said you weren't that anon. well good luck to that anon anyway.

No. 1777074

i dont masturbate without a full door barricade and sound muffling. I have psychosis so everyone assumes I'm having an episode and are none the wiser when I drag an end table into my room to block the door.

No. 1777078

>>1777074
>based psycho jilling nonnie
I always waited until it was well past everyone to be asleep, I was also silent during the whole procedure. No one dared come into my room because like psycho nonnie I too am psycho.

No. 1777080

>>1777074
I just wait for everyone to leave the house, I’m too paranoid because my hearing is way too good, what if everyone else actually has a good hearing like me?

No. 1777087

>>1776982
It's not funny, cats salivating like this when awake is their way to deal with really bad tooth aches..

No. 1777092

>>1777001
Do an X and Pearl double feature

No. 1777095

>>1776982
What she said >>1777087 That cat is sick.

No. 1777115

I'm pretty superstitious so I believe in signs and such so I just asked sonic totem a question about the afterlife and I got the answer "suffering awaits". goddammit I just want to off myself

No. 1777119


No. 1777129

was john legend the first beatle to die

No. 1777135

>>1777129
Wrong guy, John Legend wasn’t in the beatles it was John Leguizamo.

No. 1777141

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>>1777135
Too bad he couldn't prevent his own future.

No. 1777161

Do you ever send people Live Photos and only afterwards realize you said something retarded while you were taking the picture? The number of times I’ve exposed myself gushing about something or talking to my cat is embarrassing

No. 1777163

Mexican here, I'm at Orlando right now and i gotta say I'm very surprised I'm taller than most people in this place, many people turn around to look at me, i know it's not because of my body because my breast are quite small and my butt isn't the biggest, so I'm sure they simply haven't seen a tall girl like me before.

No. 1777190

>>1777163
Maybe everybody else is also latin

No. 1777207

fat and latin fatin

No. 1777214

ya lolcor is nice but have you been on your local costco fb group full of boomers? shits hilarious

No. 1777221

Just saw a few new banners!! Very cute!!

No. 1777255

>>1777214
Why would you willingly use Facebook? Are you a boomer?

No. 1777262

Just got my flu Vax, feel like my arm is falling off

No. 1777263

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No. 1777275

>>1777087
>>1777095
I didn't know, thanks for telling me.

No. 1777288

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this site is exhausting now

No. 1777296

>>1777288
Could we get the context of this?

No. 1777297

checking in on lolcow for the first time in years and I can't believe luna is still alive

No. 1777317

>>1777255
i don't have an actual fb, it's fake name + picture of cat.
i use fb for tranny hating groups and really any other group

No. 1777329

>>1777296
There were retards posting.



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