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No. 1730714
> >>616821 hasn’t been used in over a year. Thought I’d make a new one instead of necro>RP your Lolcow Inn getaway. Feel free to larp as cows or just chill as a farmerHello! Welcome to Lolcow Inn.
How may we help you today?
No. 1730748
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>>1730714Hello, Miss Farmer. Are there any chiropractors at this inn? My neck is really killing me
No. 1730761
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>>1730748Absolutely! We have a wide variety of pressure setting based on what you need!
The Euginia is as light as we can go, we treat your neck like it’s about to break. The Momokun is a deeper, intramuscular massage, named after the heavy pressure. Generally, people prefer something around the 2020 Shay, a bit heavy but not to the point of pain!
No. 1730770
>>1730764I am the engineer you paged.
>>1730763It was my shit. I quit.
No. 1730774
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Hello, I need to book a room with lots of clean, extra sheets. I need it soundproof as well, there's gonna be a party with my best friend, Paul Allen and a few ladies we met. Do you have an exceptionally good drycleaning service in this inn? And is Dorsia nearby and currently accepting reservations?
No. 1730775
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>Kanye west walks into the Lolcow Inn
He walks up to the desk, looks at you and speaks
> "-Once again I wake up, and I’m a monster. I walk through the hotel, or I walk down the street, and people look at me like I’m fucking insane—like I’m Hitler-"
>"sir? I'm very confused…Is there a issue can I check you in-
>"Yo… Ms.Nonna I’m really happy for you, I’m going to let you finish, b-but Kiwifarms has one of the best inns of all time…so before you speak think about the greatness that's showing up to this gay shit-"
>"Sir…I have no idea what you are talking about but if Kiwifarms Inn is more your speed you are free to go be with your fellow autistic moids-"
>oh..oh yeah?
>*Kanye stares at poor Mrs. Nona
>"Lolcow Inn doesn't care about Kanye"
> "Sir If you need directions to Kiwifarms In-"
>Nah what I need is for you to be stronger better, faster-
>"Sir-"
>No because you not listening! You see this chain? These stripes on my shirt? I am MR. KANYE CHRIST WEST YE PRIME! And when this Merge happen I'm going go Deathcon 3 on you motherfuckers-
No. 1730778
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I think my room is haunted, I see a super scary ghost!!!!
No. 1730784
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>>1730778did someone say ghost?
No. 1730786
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"Can I get a room under "Audraya"?
>You answer as you always do. However as you look at her you notice she looks familiar and you say so.
"Ha ha I look familiar? Nah I get told that all the time… Everybody say I look like a mixture of Bey and Riri..with a touch of Nicki. Ha ha." Audraya jokes anxiously waiting on your reply. Secretly hoping that you do say that she looks like those beautiful women. She always looked up to them. She was always jealous of them.
>You smile and look up from your computer, you respond watching her eyes widen as you do. You say she looks like she could be related to rapper/singer Drake. You hate Drake but tell her she's a pretty version of him.
"DRAKE? Y-you think i look like Drake? Wow that's a new one…"
Audraya pauses.. her yellow painted finger nails going to the owl pendant on the necklace around her neck
You watch her.
She's shaking.
"You know, I knew him very well…once…I heard he's living his truth now."
Audraya stares off into he distance with a sad but small smile. She's Free"
No. 1730802
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Hello? I've been waiting in the lobby for ages. I made a reservation.
No. 1730809
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>>1730802I got your reservation in the 11th floor. Meet me upstairs.
No. 1730819
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Hey. Checking in. Room for one. Any idea when the new Celebricow magazine is going to be on stands?
I like to read and write in while sipping my box wine, ignoring my tiktok kids and watching fox news.
I saved a few Daily Mail clippings I'd like to speak about, I know the girls will love it. Did you hear about Justin Beiber? Geez, that news blew my mind. Unbelievable.
Anyway give me a ring if you get any news on the new mag. They love me there. I'm the only damn one writing anything worth reading.
No. 1730824
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Hey! Hey room service! What type of room phone is this?
No. 1730828
File: 1697682148432.jpeg (183.02 KB, 1000x919, IMG_4715.jpeg)
Hello! Haha oh, no, I’m not a guest. I’m here to see if you’re hiring?
No. 1730834
File: 1697682869881.gif (4.11 MB, 211x374, odetari-ugly.gif)
>ring ring
I'm the tiktok fuckboy artist and I'm asking for the room with the most good loyal thots
No. 1730848
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>>1730845Will the beetle suite do?
No. 1730852
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>>1730845Or is this more your speed?
No. 1730853
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>>1730848Nice FUCKIN' model!
honk honk No. 1730855
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>>1730853uh… room 666, sir…
No. 1730857
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>>1730855Turn on the juice and see what shakes loose!
No. 1730858
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this is beyond unacceptable.
No. 1730859
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>>1730858sssorry, miss. I made it to my very top sstandardss
No. 1730862
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>>1730858What’s wrong, I’m the manager. Our chef worked very hard and I taste tested myself
No. 1730888
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Excuse me?! I demand assistance! What in Paris is Adrien doing in the room right inbetween Kagami and Marinette?! Adrien deserves better than some low life pastry weirdo and a stone faced freak! I, Chloe Bourgeois, DEMANDA that Adrien be moved right next to the room I'M in! Or else my daddy will have you fired AND kicked out of France!
No. 1730890
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Anybody know why they call him Bullwinkel?
No. 1730893
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>>1730778I see the ghosts too, buddy
No. 1731038
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>dials the number for the lolcow Inn
>heavy breathing
No. 1731049
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>>1730888Hello, thank you for your enquiry!
Adrien is nowhere to be found, and it seems Paris is experiencing a disturbance right now, so we'll take a while to get back to this!
However, we can situate you next to our new guest 'Sabrina', who seems eager to meet you, and play dress up!
We ask that you do stay within the building during this disturbance, and hope that it consoles you that someone has delivered a little bear shaped package to your room!
No. 1731060
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>>1731038Oh, hi Mikey! I’ll be ready in an hour, you can come
stab me some more hehe
No. 1733679
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do you do room service here?
No. 1910818
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wow the coffee lounge's machine is fricking filthy
No. 1910835
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ZZZzzzzzzzzz…..zzzz
No. 1910839
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These beds are so bouncy! Hope no one's trying to sleep.
No. 1910943
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Uh ummmm how about a hotel room for meeeee?