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Anonymous ## Admin 03/31/23 (Fri) 11:40:48 PM No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!

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Shay and Friends Anonymous 05/07/23 (Sun) 07:51:51 AM No. 162131 [Reply]

Thread for all of the side characters in the Shaynaverse.

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Anonymous 06/26/25 (Thu) 04:55:36 AM No. 170040

>>170027
Sage for long
Just saw this, I was groomed as a 12 year old to send nudes (never was touched) and it became a big part of my identity. Nobody really talked about what happened to me so I just internalized it, so results were worse than what they could have been. I had a lot of shitty boyfriends, including one who's now dead who said I would make a great camgirl. A handful of girls on tumblr I followed cammed occasionally and I really looked up to Ashe Maree specifically who had a large Tumblr presence. I also would cam on Omegle when my parents weren't home and lie about being 18, I guess I really liked the attention and shock factor.

Transitioning out wasn't hard because I have a supportive family, a lot like Shayna. I just turned 20 when I quit so this was 9 years ago now and have done a lot with my life since quitting. My family supported me and let me stay with them while I went to therapy and got a normie job to save money for my own place.

It never got tied to my legal name, but I did have some headshots taken recently and luckily found out about PimEyes from LC. I searched my headshot and all my porn popped up, thank God they honored my request to remove me from the site. If I was confronted I'd be happy to address it, it's something I did almost a decade passed, but I hate to think someone would search me and avoid working with me because some impulsive, trauma-informed decision I made as a teenager.

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 02:40:19 AM No. 170053

>>170040
Congrats on changing your life nonnie! Thats lovely to hear. I never got that far into it, shaynas thread saved me from the bleaqueness

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 07:03:32 PM No. 170062

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>the way I’m trying to reclaim my whole mind body soul from my 14yr-long groomer….is working and I love this for me brushes out sex hair
Post flood

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 07:04:00 PM No. 170063

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Gangbang after gangbang

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 08:20:51 PM No. 170067

>>170062
>groomed for 14 years
jesus christ kiki is so broken. wasn't she the one who tried to get her own mother into porn? if so that makes the implications of this post even worse

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Shay Photoshop/Edit Thread Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 05:09:31 PM No. 158286 [Reply]

Post your shaydits, photoshops, face apps and possible thread pics here!

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Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 01:10:04 AM No. 169966

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Tried fixing her while keeping it still somewhat recognizable as her

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 05:22:41 PM No. 170057

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Shay when she gets old unless she starts doing different drugs

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 06:50:47 PM No. 170060

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I got face tune
grabs Shay’s face
“You know you don’t need at that, right?”
Wipes off makeup as much as the app will let me
Helps her put on a plain white t shirt
She sheds a tear
“I know baby…I know.”
>I am beautiful no matter what they say
>Words can't bring me down

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 07:16:41 PM No. 170064

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Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 07:40:15 PM No. 170066

>>170057
KEK

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The WORST picture of her ever Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 10:04:18 PM No. 164799 [Reply]

Which pic made you think DAMN SHES UGLY for me it was this one her head looks like a deflated balloon and her expression is so ugly the smirk the double chin

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Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 02:37:05 AM No. 170052

>>170051
She looks like she got the palsy

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 02:26:38 PM No. 170055

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>>170049
I'm not 100% sure that is an edit. I analyzed it in Photoshop and didn't find anything obvious.
>>169399
>>169399
These are previous edits of that type and they are clearly edits because there's errors in lighting and colour. The image of her at fatcon doesn't have this. It could be a AI and that AI has improved since the last time it was used for editing Shayna to be more ugly than she already is.

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 04:34:27 PM No. 170056

>>170055
ok forensic scientist? theres no other evidence of that photo existing until weirdeditchan posted it in the main thread most recently. why would the blue person in the photo not change at all? its clearly some weird AI editing. i went through the whole fetcon thread from 2023 and thats where the actual photo was posted. there was no other photo with the blue person.

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 07:38:16 PM No. 170065

>>170056
I agree with you that it is an edit of some sort. I just wanted to look to into it more because it's a good edit.

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 10:58:47 PM No. 170070

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>>169982
I got face app and was able to recreate the picture exactly. the stealth anon just used the “upset” smile, big face, and big nose features. I have nothing better to do right now. I don’t know why the before and after saves as so fuckin small but this is the truth

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Shaynatorium #4 Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 02:57:07 PM No. 168836 [Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974
Third thread: >>>/shay/163871

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Anonymous 06/25/25 (Wed) 08:42:23 PM No. 170039

makes me think of shay everytime

Anonymous 07/01/25 (Tue) 11:11:41 AM No. 170045

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The hog's earning report for June.

MV
Item sales - $0 ｂｌｅａｋ
Video sales - $431.60
Tips - $0.00 ｂｌｅａｋ
Subs - $697.14
Total - $1128.74
Daily Income - $37.62
Calculations include the 40% cut taken by MV, item sales and subs include the 20% cut taken by MV.

OF
Estimated OF sub numbers including the 20% taken by OF
50 subs = $200
100 subs = $400
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Anonymous 07/03/25 (Thu) 03:35:49 AM No. 170046

>>170045
Thank u for ur service. I didn’t know you were still doing these and posting them in here until you mentioned it in the main thread! I love having these as a frame of reference. I do wonder what kind of money she’s making from her professional stuff with her new agency though. Also we are getting a lot of thread tourists that haven’t done their homework or know anything about Shayna. Did a popular cow slow down recently and now there’s bored anons or what?

Anonymous 07/04/25 (Fri) 10:07:29 AM No. 170047

>>170046
>I love having these as a frame of reference
One of the many reasons that I find it interesting is that her mental health seems to be related to her income levels. Last month she earned $260 in video sales and was suicide baiting on twitter. This month she's posting shopping hauls because her video sales were above $400. It also makes it possible to predict future events. It was obvious that she would not be able to afford her apartment and knowing about her earnings reveals that there will probably never be a Vegas or LA saga because even if she saved up to move, she would never be able to afford rent and living expenses.

>I do wonder what kind of money she’s making from her professional stuff with her new agency though
Probably not a lot of money. The agency doesn't seem to be particularly big or well known. The two shoots that have been released so far have been cheap with low production values. I wouldn't be surprised if she was getting paid as low as $300-500 per shoot. I have no involvement in the porn industry so I may be wrong.

Tinfoil but I think the person she was upset about loosing was Sarah Gregory. This was probably because the work she was able to get through Sarah paid well. We know from a former sex worker that posted in the main thread that a skidmark shoot would pay $3000 for models.

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 03:23:40 AM No. 170050

>>>/snow/2133629
Kek I love you anon

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Shayfoil thread Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 05:45:14 PM No. 157750 [Reply]

Nona, Nonnie and Nonita get in here and let's tall about your favorite totally more then like true Shayfoil (tinfoil aka Titfoil). They try to silence the truth but they don't know the truth!

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Anonymous 08/21/24 (Wed) 06:57:23 PM No. 169302

>>169295
Noodle would probably find another home. I'd be more concerned about Rib because she's the oldest and doesn't like other animals.

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 01:37:02 AM No. 169413

Does anyone else suspect that Shayna's john that she's living with is a feeder?

Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 12:38:13 AM No. 169522

shayna broke up with ellen that's why she's extra broke and extra moody now

Anonymous 06/25/25 (Wed) 02:24:06 PM No. 170038

so we definitely think shays back to smoking weed/dabbing daily again right? she quit briefly a few times in the last few years, but all the unexplained sickness and hospital visits HAVE to be CHS episodes. i think she just doesn't tweet about it anymore cuz her coomers probably were pointing out that she keeps getting sick from the weed. also shes embarrassed that we call her out on it too. shes always looking zooted af with red eyes in her pics. its honestly sad cuz she was diagnosed with CHS back when she was in high school or right after? so its wrecking her body for so many years. many people have died from complications from it. basically your body just shuts down from the dehydration and your organs can fail.

Anonymous 06/27/25 (Fri) 07:50:56 PM No. 170041

shay collects frequent flyer miles

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/gif/ - Shaynimations Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 04:39:00 PM No. 157733 [Reply]

This shaylebration would not be complete without honoring our bratty bimbo in motion!! Plus I need more Shay reaction gifs.

Please share!

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Anonymous 04/02/23 (Sun) 10:24:40 PM No. 158010

>>157982
>uh oh… stinky.

Anonymous 04/04/23 (Tue) 02:43:12 PM No. 158417

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Anonymous 04/19/23 (Wed) 11:10:43 PM No. 161833

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Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 10:19:11 PM No. 162713

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Anonymous 06/24/25 (Tue) 09:17:53 PM No. 170037

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>>157766

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Quitting Weed with Shayna/Shaycountability Thread Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 01:20:07 AM No. 24354 [Reply]

Need assistance quitting a bad habit? Use Shay as your inspiration? Hold each other accountable here!

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Anonymous 06/08/25 (Sun) 06:19:11 PM No. 169999

new year, same shit. been posting on this thread for two years now. shayna/this thread inspired me to quit in 2023, i spent 2 months sober, relapsed, spent 3 months sober, relapsed in the fall, spent the whole winter smoking, then quit again in spring and was able to spend 6 months completely off weed and dabs! but sadly i relapsed again in the fall and i also developed a drinking problem. ive been trying to quit drinking off and on since october but to no avail. im not the typical alcoholic because i dont drink every day and i dont really think about it much (with weed/dabs i think about it constantly and smoke all day every day), but when i do drink im a total binge drinker. so im quitting dabs and alcohol right now. im a daily dabber and hardly smoke flower so my tolerance is ridiculously high and i get withdrawals really bad. so i started by only taking 3-4 dabs a day and much smaller dabs than i was taking, and supplementing between with flower until i ran out of dab, then did flower only for a day or two, and then went cold turkey off it. i would've maybe done flower for longer but i have suspected CHS and it makes me throw up every time i try smoking it. so today i now have 2 days off weed, and 3 off drinking!!! i do plan on drinking again in the future after my break but not as often and not as many as i was drinking. i find i have a tolerance for alcohol too but whenever i take time off drinking like two beers gets me drunk instead of like 6. so here i am trying to get sober again, maybe this time for good. i would really like to never go back to smoking cuz it makes me feel so horrible but every time shit gets rough i wanna substance abuse lol. so wish me luck nonas! and good luck to anyone trying to get sober or stay sober today!

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 12:30:45 AM No. 170002

Here to celebrate 3 months without weed, I had gone 3 years without it then smoked for 2 weeks straight before I realized I was just smoking and smoking while waiting to start having a good time. Then I’d get annoyed I wasn’t having a good time kek. Still haven’t had alcohol in 3 years.
>>169999
Congrats anon! The first week is truly the hardest. If you have an obsession with weed, some of the Alcoholics Anonymous techniques really changed my life. The people in the meetings can be lame and the book thumping is overrated, I did it out of fear mostly. Idk if you have a spiritual connection, but it was the main help to me. Doesn’t have to be anything you don’t want it to be. Congrats and cheers to your journey!

Anonymous 06/17/25 (Tue) 02:39:12 PM No. 170013

>>169999
welp i smoked off someone elses dab pen the last two days, but tbf its mostly because my dumb ass got a nicotine vape (i have a mad oral fixation) and it was making me hella nauseous to smoke it and then i craved weed to even me out. i gave it away last night so hopefully i can stay sober now. i didn't smoke for 8 days before i got the nic vape.

Anonymous 06/17/25 (Tue) 04:03:10 PM No. 170014

>>170013
You can by liquid for vapes that doesn't contain nicotine. If you are going down the vaping route, I would recommend getting one with a refillable tank instead of buying disposables because it's significantly cheaper.

Anonymous 06/23/25 (Mon) 06:37:56 PM No. 170035

>>169999
>>170013
a week off smoking and i'm already noticing a huge difference in my mental and physical health! i'm not eating so much, i can think straight, i'm less tired, it's really awesome.

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Shayrics (shay lyrics) Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 05:38:16 PM No. 158291 [Reply]

Here you can post lyrics.

I'll post some from the Shaynatorium.

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Anonymous 06/15/25 (Sun) 09:23:16 PM No. 170012

When you walk in the fetcon
And you dressed like a hoe
Rockin' your F me pumps

And the men notice you
With your michael kors bag crew
Can't tell who he's lookin' to

Cuz you all look the same
Everyone knows your name
And that's your whole claim to fame

Never miss a night
Cuz your dream in life
Is to be a divorced dads wife
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Anonymous 06/17/25 (Tue) 05:08:50 PM No. 170016

>>170012
>>170012
>You can't sit down right
>Cuz your jeans are too tight
>And you're lucky it's ladies night
This made me laugh ty nonna I don’t know what song that’s suppose to be but it was amazing

Anonymous 06/17/25 (Tue) 05:31:10 PM No. 170017

>>170016
thats the actual lyric! amy winehouse "f me pumps" one of her best songs i recommend you go have a listen.

Anonymous 06/17/25 (Tue) 05:38:50 PM No. 170018

>>170017
Oh really? Haha it suits Shayna very well I thought it was a parody I’ll have to listen ty!

Anonymous 06/18/25 (Wed) 01:07:36 AM No. 170019

>>170012
kek amy winehouse mentioned. this song fits her so well

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