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No. 77843[Reply]

Please don't create any new race-related threads until this thread is unstickied. Use one of the existing ones; there are many.

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No. 82978[Reply]

I just found out that my friend, who I'm madly in love with, is in a serious relationship. Naturally, I feel like I'm going to fucking die.

What are everyone's favorite unrequited love songs?
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No. 83025

obligatory

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No. 83036

>>82978
I feel you anon, unrequited love sucks. this one's pretty corny but fitting

No. 83039

>>83036
another one

No. 83051

It's fucking fire tho



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No. 82353[Reply]

Where is everyone here from?
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No. 83046

Brazil

No. 83047

>>82359 holy shit anon I thought I was alone here! Which region are you from?

No. 83048

>>83047 I forgot to add, I'm at marmara region.

No. 83049

Washington faggle here

No. 83050

>>83048

Istanbul of course, I'm a guy though



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No. 80845[Reply]

How about a good old Feels/Vent thread about whatever the fuck you want.

Previous thread >>37152
Let's scream into the abyss about our problems and try to help each other where we can.
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No. 82936

>>82929
Tell him to fuck himself sideways. He's an asshole manipulator and you don't need that in your life. Nobody does. He is human trash.

Even if he wants to act all nice, block his pathetic self. Let him apologise to the air.

If he calls you a slut, forget it. I don't know any mature adults who would actually treat somebody differently on the word of a lame ex. People who talk about their ex's being sluts are so embarrassing because they never call ladies sluts when they're the ones getting pussy, so we all know it comes from bitterness rather than truth.

Jealousy is normal. Don't pay attention to her social media and don't worry about her.

No. 82951

>>82929
He's a jerk, you can do better.

No. 82954

>>82929
What a hypocritical cunt. Ignore him and move on, don't even waste a thought. Delete anything relating to him and if anyone tries to talk about him just say "I don't want to talk about that" and change the topic and repeat as many times necessary.

HOWEVER if you really do think he'll try to "ruin your reputation", why not take example from that woman who refused to be blackmailed with her own nudes. Print screen every conversation of him saying anything aggressive, or earliest proof of his new girl, bait him into having another sperg again and then just post a nice composite of all of it on Facebook with people tagged in it, letting everyone know that he is dating someone else and so now you are also dating, and you wish him the best and you hope everyone can support you both in this decision.
Do not do this unless it's a last resort though, you will look like a complete drama whore to some, but it's a last ditch attempt to reclaim whatever you can.

No. 83011

>>81144
>>81561
I asked some anons on 4chan and they said that I was very obviously in love with the guy, it gets worse.

No. 83045

I'm a lesbian. The thing is, I live in a third world country where homophobia and hate crime is very real. Hell, there are bombings constantly, people keep dying and I can't just live a normal life when isis is knocking the door. This country is full of terror, murder and rape. I will be graduating this year and move to a bigger city, which means there will be a chance of me dying at every corner. I am so fucking scared anons. I keep having nightmares about the girls that get raped and burned alive. I know I will manage somehow, but I don't think I will have a love life until I get the fuck out of this shit hole. If you think different, you are outed and ignored. If you're gay, then you'll be raped. The country is slowly becoming 1984.
Back to the topic… I've only came out to my mom. She was shocked and grossed out at first. I mean, my grandfather was a priest so it's only expected. She thinks being gay is wrong, especially in this country. She's right actually, if you're out as a gay then you have no chance to be taken seriously, no chance of getting a job.
Honestly, getting out of this country is my priority, so i will stay in the closet as long as I can.
If you've read this far, thank you for getting through all off my blabbings. I'm just very stressed out, so I would appreciate any advice or reply from you guys.



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I found this BMI calculator and I think that it would be cool to see what other farmers' results are.

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-18770328
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Site won't load for some reason.

24 bmi currently down from 31, plan on going more.

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former ana-chan here. nowadays mostly satisfied with my body, would like more muscle tho

>>82987

i've always had that feeling grimes isn't all that healthy. girlfriend is an amazing artist, but +10 lbs more would do her wonders.

No. 83037

>>83031
I'm noticing the highest response rate by Canadians. I'm a Canadafag too, kek. I got a BMI of 21, equivalent to someone in India.

No. 83040

>>83031
Tell him to lose some fucking weight

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Nippon get



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No. 82608[Reply]

Kinda like a modern-day Terry Schiavo case, now-15-year-old Jahi McMath from Oakland was pronounced brain dead in December 2013 after complications following three procedures intended to correct her sleep apnea. Her mother and lawyer are at the forefront of the campaign to keep her alive. After taking over the waiting room at Oakland Children's Hospital and claiming medical malpractice, the family moved the body of the child (financed by Schiavo's brothers' foundation) to an undisclosed location for private care.

Over the last two years, a finite amount of photos and a handful amount of videos have been released by Jahi's family, mainly her mother, Naliah Winkfield. Naliah has become somewhat infamous to some for being essentially blind to what is glaringly obvious. They have had their lawyer, Christopher Dolan (kek) rally up five doctors to 'claim' that she has "some brain activity." Photos of the child's hand appear to show signs of necrosis, she was documented as passing parts of her intestinal lining with bowel movements last year, and must be covered constantly with blankets to keep her temperature up because her hypothalamus is, obviously, not in effect.

Some mysteries:
>Jahi has started menstruating. This is used by some to "prove" she's still alive.

>Why her eyes are covered half the time, and why she has no eyelashes.


>The state of her body hidden beneath the covers and the excessive amount of filters on photos and suspected photoshop.


>Videos from the girl's mother showing movement of the extremities "in response" to the mother's voice.


News links: http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Jahi-McMath-photo-brain-dead-Facebook-6925986.php

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No. 83019

>>82777
What a ratchet ass bitch. Is posting something like that online even legal? Pretty sure the doctor can sue her dumbass.

No. 83020

>>82782
You can take the trash out of the ghetto.

No. 83021

>>82799
>>82795
She's literally a walking black stereotype. It's pathetic as hell.

No. 83041

>>83013
Just went to the Tumblr link. I'm finding it a wee bit obsessive. The "can you do this with your fingers, I can't and I'm 40" - well, I can, without discomfort, because I'm not 40 and neither is Jahi. I'm not saying she is alive (the whole show is grotesque) but something about that Tumblr is a bit creepy.

No. 83043

>>82777
What a cunt



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No. 57389[Reply]

Similar to the vent thread but with (hopefully) less melodrama and sadness.

Confess things you can tell your family/friends/followers here, or stuff you just want to admit to but don't want to be associated with.
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No. 82843

I love my family, but they are too overprotective. For the record, I'm an adult and I live with my parents because in my culture, it's the norm. I understand that they were doing this because they care, but somehow I wish I were born as a boy so my family don't have to worry about me every single time I go out. I say this because of my older brother (also lives with us). He goes out until midnight? It's okay with them, they don't even ask about where he goes. But me going out after work just a liiiittle bit past 6PM even though I keep them (including my older brother) updated about my whereabouts? My phone rings 50 times and text messages over 20. I've talked about this to them all, and I understand where they are coming from, but I just wish at least they can tone it down a little bit. I even take self-defense classes so that they would worry less about me, but no…they still do it. I kinda suspected something bad happened when I was little, that would explain their overprotective-ness, but I don't think I have any traumatic experience, as far as I remember.

No. 83024

Here is where I confess all of my sins and admit I'm going to hell forever.

I've been cheating on my boy friend for a while. I stopped loving him after I realized that he has pretty much half-assed this relationship. I wish I could leave him but he's so unstable and codependent at this point. He's threatened suicide everytime so I just try to keep him happy. I've been seeing someone else on the weekends. I don't want to sleep with this person, I just find them very cute. I don't consider us dating, we just go out to dinners and shit.

I have been lying to all of my friends. I lie to my mom about my job. I don't have the heart to tell her that I support her on money from whoring myself out. (sugar daddies) I will forever lie and pretend I'm normal and capable of love but I'm so sick of living in poverty. I work 2 jobs and go to school and deal with two boys not including the random men who pay to see me. I'm a fucking husk of a girl and I'm not even 20. I know that everything I'm doing is wrong but I just can't feel anything anymore. I'll accept all judgement. I know I'm well deserving. Greed has consumed me to the point where I almost feel unable to let go. I just want to see my mom happy and leave everything else behind. When I have enough money I'm moving us far away so we can both start everything over.

I can't change what I've done, but I think God is truly merciful if he can find himself forgiving me.

No. 83027

>>83024
Dump your boyfriend. It's manipulative for him to pull the "oooh I'll kill myself" card. You can't stick with somebody just because they say shit like this. If he was truly suicidal, no offense, but I don't think your relationship would be enough to keep him hanging on, especially when you say he's half assing it. He knows exactly what he's doing when he threatens suicide and what he's doing is emotionally blackmailing you.

Plus, cheating on him is hardly going to cure his instability anyway so sticking around is doing him no favours. Tell his friends and family he's suicidal and your relationship is over so that they can look after him, get him some help and peace the fuck out of that relationship. It sounds harsh but staying in a relationship just because he's unstable isn't healthy for either of you and sometimes you've just gotta lay your cards on the table and let the chips fall where they may.

Knock together some resumes and hand them out to better paying jobs. Do as many as you can. Apply to jobs that you don't even think you have a shot at. What's the worst they can do apart from just saying no? It sucks that you're working two jobs and living in poverty and it's hard to get out of that, but it never hurts to try.

Tell your mum you're struggling. You don't have to tell her about the sugar daddies, but tell her that things are hard. Talk to her, stay close to her. You sound like you love her a lot and talking to someone that matters can make you feel more human.

No. 83028

>>83027
I thank you for your advice, anon. I'll give a shot to the applications but I worry about breaking up with him. I've been trying to get him to see a therapist and make new friends so he has a net of communication to fall on if he gets lonely or needs someone to talk to. I realize that pushing this through is bad for the both of us, but I know that if he succeeded in suicide I'd hurt forever. But thank you so much for your advice. I'll give it a go.

No. 83038

I get weirdly desperate for attention online, particularly on imageboards. I've got a shitty habit of shoehorning interesting but completely irrelevant facts about myself into posts, in the hopes that somebody will ask about it. I love whenever somebody asks for a timestamed pic, and usually drop what I'm doing to deliver. I started a popular thread here a few months back and samefagged when it would slump for a bit.

I hate how fucking desperate I get for attention. Even right now I've got the half hope someone would recognize parts of what I'm saying and call me out.

Do I just need to grow up, or could there be something else at play?



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No. 75366[Reply]

Post songs, playlists, tips, blogs, inspo, apps, anything relating to studying.

I never really learned study tips even going through college once so I'm struggling to stay focused.
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No. 82945

>>82944
Sorry, just looked, seems like there's not much there :/

No. 82957

>>82945
The online store kinda sucks. They have a lot more selection in-store.

No. 82958

>>82957
Sadly for OP, in-store is a no-go. So I guess just search for kawaii stationery and pick a reputable, safe site to order from? Or even Etsy?

No. 83000

there is, blippo sells lots of cute japanese stationary! they ship worldwide I think?

No. 83023

Mochithings has a lot of Korean stationary stuff and if you live in the US shipping is really fast! I get most of my stationary shit from there



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No. 82409[Reply]

Thoughts??? Is the guy right? or is he talking bs?
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No. 82922

>>82874
no, it's a flat out loli porn ova

some things must be known very well so that you can avoid seeing them

No. 82930

>>82468
is it this article?

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-30698640

Fuck man, don't you guys find it strange how such a large number of japanese people are obsessed with youth, to the point where they desecrate them? I as an American am not trying to point fingers, in the U.S. teens are sexualized early on (which is why I don;t understand why 14 year olds can't get sex ed in some states yet it's totally fine to make thousands of movies in which their #1 goal is to lose their virginity), but I feel that the line between cp and that is not as fine.

No. 82946

so okay guys.

both parties are right.

loli is short for lolita which is actually in reference for a term of endearment before(during the time of alice and wonderland) and it is to some extent taken from Nabokov's book (lolita obviously) but it's only real significant use is in relation to rorikon or lolita complex, aka 'liking little girls' and has become synonymous within japan and weeb culture as rorikon's abbreviation.

however
shota is actually just a name. still used as a name in japan as well. but shotakon comes from the name of an anime character that 'shota' within the porn/romance novels inspired named shotaro. i'm not quite sure anymore what anime but you can probably look it up.

in any case, yes loli and shota are synonymous with porn in anime japanese culture, loli is in general culture but shota is not.

No. 82995

>>82946
that would be gigantor

No. 83017

>>82930
Japan is really fucked when it comes to child sexual stuff..ugh. Makes me feel ill.



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No. 75223[Reply]

Post the most random things. Try to post one thing an hour, for greater variety.

Don't forget to spoiler cheeki and poopy images.
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>>83004
>Elizabeth
I need these in my life. Now!



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