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No. 67199[Reply]

Thank you for casting your votes!

Beating out the 7 days of Kwanzaa, the 8 days of Hanukkah, and the 12 days of Christmas, we bring you the 15 Lolcow Awards! This year we had typical ups and downs with our cows churning out milk some weeks and going bone dry others. We faced tinfoiling and fears that the site would face another Bunker Thread. We laughed, we cried, we drew and we watched moovies. Many of you beat SpaceX’s record as your sides have been launched into orbit endlessly over the cows we celebrate today. So, Merry Milkmas and a Happy New Year! You can view the full results of the voting by clicking here!

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No. 72525

>>72348
I hope someone makes it into a real banner

No. 72951

>>72348
>>72525
One of the Admins (Sentinel) made it. We will add it to the banner list alongside newly made banners from the banner thread on our next update.

No. 72955

>>72951
thank you for banner updates, cerbmin

No. 72977

>>72951
Yess I hope it comes out cute! I love it

No. 73735

>>67214
I can't find the glitter redtext, can someone help me out? please I scrolled through it 3 times already



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No. 6821[Reply]

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No. 72603

>>72150
Photoshop mostly

No. 72858

whenever i post with my ipad it tells me to enter a “password”. why is that? isnt the password field usually blank? I usually just enter something random but I’m just curious

No. 72859

>>72858
the password is so you can delete only your own posts and not other anons'. usually your browser autofills it and you don't notice it, but on ipad it causes the keyboard to pop up. I've noticed it too

No. 72863

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Not sure if this is the right thread for this. If I try to visit /2x/ by typing it into my browser, I get this screen. I've been getting there by clicking a link in a specific thread. Am I retarded? Am I doing something wrong?

No. 72872

>>72863
Capitalise the X (/2X/)



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No. 70459[Reply]

Previous thread >>>/meta/67831
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No. 72406

>>72405
Nobody is taking your bait in that thread and nobody is taking your bait in this thread. Get a grip.

No. 72408

Circumcision derailer is back talking about circumcision in Confessions thread in /ot/.

No. 72409

LOCKING IMMINENT

Thread has exceeded 1200 posts and is about to be locked! Please create a new thread and post a link to it.

No. 72412


No. 72421

>>72402
but what if you already are the mommie



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No. 70855[Reply]

How many admins do we have left? Communication admin is obviously gone. What about the other two?

No. 70856

Kek we have one admin and 3 staff members? If I'm not mistaken

No. 70897

Did you really need to create a whole new post for something that could have gone in the meta discussion thread?



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No. 67831[Reply]

Previous thread: >>>/meta/66283
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No. 70454

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>>70445
>sperg
>uglier
Radfem uses both of these words kek and she would be the type to lock the thread over something stupid like people arguing

No. 70455

>>70454
my sides kek i also use the words uglier and sperg all the time i hope that doesn’t make you think i’m RFH

No. 70456

>>70454
Everyone on lc uses sperg your retarded sperg

No. 70457

>>70454
Everyone uses those terms?

No. 70458

>>70456
who is the mod then? if you don’t know then it could be her. she was talked about in leftcows and got very upset over it and her mod pins have the same tone as her twitter. most people do not care enough to mention lolcow by name on twitter, yet she does



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No. 67909[Reply]

Hellweek is over. In the next day or so we will update this thread with some statistics about moderator actions over the last 2 weeks, as well summary of what we have learned and any changes for the future.

The core of this community is (and always has been) discussing and documenting lolcows. This site exists to serve farmers. Part of the reason that board culture has degraded as much as it has is due to the number of posters who are not here for the milk, but instead to use /ot/ and /g/ like a chatroom and without any attempt to integrate or use the site as intended.

The quality of posting has also dropped significantly in recent weeks, particularly in relation to blatant bait being posted in /ot/, /g/, and in milk threads that attract a certain crowd (such as Tradthots). A lot of this traffic is from ban-evading spammers and tourists posting in bad faith, but they are only able to disrupt threads as much as they do because of how many users keep taking the bait. We have noticed that many long-term users see this for what it is and have been calling it out, but the number of other users who continue to engage with it have been exacerbating this problem significantly.

If you are not a farmer, you are merely a guest here. You are a welcome guest as long as you integrate and follow the rules. If you continuously post without regard for the rules or board etiquette and culture, that privilege can and will be revoked. Frequent rule-breaking, infighting and trolling will be met with a permanent ban. You can screech as much as you want about how the site will die without your low effort shitposts, but we do not care. Slower boards with better quality posts is preferable over the current state of the site.


During this Hellweek, we want to get the site health and quality of posting back on track, and we will be facilitating this in a number of ways:

  • All topicless, chat-style/shitposting threads will be locked for the duration. Do not make new threads to replace them. Do not try to cicumvent this by giving them new titles.
  • The cooldown required between making posts will be increased to 2 minutes (it is currently 30 seconds)
  • As it has been a particular problem, all posts breaking global rule 7 (racebaiting) will receive 3 day unappealable bans. Users with very little else in their post history will be assumed to be posting in bad faith and be permanently banned
  • Blackpill posting outside of /2X/ will be treated as bait and banned accordingly
  • Every response to blatant bait will receive a ban. Report bait and do not respond
  • Every post accusing someone of being a scrote/tranny will receive a ban. Report suspected males and do not respond
  • Reporting someone you disagree with for being a moid/tranny will receive a ban. The vast majority of reports we receive accusing a user of being male are incorrect. Women are not a monolith and can have opinions that you do not like
  • Reporting posts for retarded reasons will receive a ban, e.g. an anon posting an unpopular opinion in the Unpopular Opinion thread is not bait, please use your brain

As always, please use this thread to provide feedback on moderation decisions throughout the week!

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No. 69626

>>69625
Is it the insult Olympics retard?
Faggot is targeted towards men, bitch is nonspecific and broadly misogynistic, cunt has a variety of uses but is also nonspecific misogyny, nigga is a race-baiting term that actually could be targeted towards specific women and it is banned for race baiting for this reason. But yes, lets play insult Olympics to gauge what insults are most vile and targeted. Shit uncritical thought.

No. 69627

>>69626
I don’t think nigga is banned, i see it used fairly frequently

No. 69628

>>69625
Nta but "bitch" and "cunt" are misogynistic too, because they can only be used against women. No one calls men "bitches".

No. 69629

>>69628
Yeah but they’re not banned and no one really cares if you use them here

No. 69630

>>69627
nta but i've seen it redtexted as 'racebait' several times in dumbass shit threads and once in a /snow/ thread



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No. 66283[Reply]

Previous thread >>>/meta/63684
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No. 67826

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>>67822
>The thread will focus entirely on how fucked up the parents are.
But will it? There is already multiple posts mocking the children, pic rel

No. 67828

new thread >>67831

No. 67829

tradthot posting anti abortion bait in /ot/ >>>/ot/1857825

No. 67854

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I got redtexted for not saging when what I posted was technically milk (the ban has since expired). Is it now a rule that you have to sage ANY post without a image or an embedded video? I gave a reason for why I didn't embed the video, and even if I had, it would broken by now anyway because the cow DFE'd.
I just want to be clear: is it now a global rule that any pure-text post must be saged regardless of content? I'm fine with that, but it should be communicated better. I've been using this site for over six years and this is news to me.

No. 67855

>>67854
Link your post



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No. 65709[Reply]

Nominations are now closed! Thank you to everyone who posted.

Voting is now open, and will close on December 16th. Cast your vote here:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1UnzlitVUdcYzUW7r7Xdi_88HFcYUItctQuqBkqS6H78
Let’s celebrate another year of milky antics by recognizing your favorite cows! Nominate for the following categories:

Best Milk
Worst Milk
Favorite Cow
Worst Cow
Biggest Plot Twist
Horrorcow
Best Troll
Worst Troll
Best User-Created Content
Best Comeback
Best Comment
Best Poster
Worst Poster
Best Redtext
Worst Redtext

>greentext your category

And write your nominations below

Linking post numbers is appreciated but not required, and you can make multiple nominations within one post. Nominations will close on the 2nd of December and voting will begin!
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No. 66302

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>best milk
Colors entire arc from the proana thread, she was so fucking angry
>worst milk
Venus Angelic doing the exact same repetitive cycle that she’s been doing every month for the past 4 years. It’s expired milk
>Favorite Cow
I’m sorry for being a shayfag, I don’t do it on purpose. It’s like watching someone run into a wall a thousand times, even though she has every way to walk around it, it’s funny to watch
>worst cow
I just think momo has gotten boring. Yeah, she’s still milky, but nothings gonna top the entire cosplay community hating her
>Biggest Plot Twist
Absolutely the boob job confirmation for Shay. So many nonnas were banned for titsperging only to be proven correct. Justice for these nonas
>Horrorcow
Robyn and her spud Luna. Maybe I’m sensitive but stuff with mothers and babies really disgusts me on a visceral level, especially after doing my own research
>best comeback
“No need to call nona a retard, bitch”
>best poster
Grandma anon, sorry I didn’t put her in an actual vote I just asked a question, but it’s her
>worst poster
The twitterfags
>best comment
This pic

No. 66303

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>Favorite Cow

Pixie
>Biggest Plot Twist
Lucinda being alive
>Horrorcow
Lucinda
>Best Troll
Drake anon
>Best User-Created Content
the banner with the old lady tapping on the toilet sign, and many edits in the pixie thread
>Best poster
who ever wrote pic related

Also let me add a new category :

>most promising cow for 2024

nick contino >>>/snow/1927025, he has so much potential to be even more milky

No. 66304

>Best Milk
Vivziepop from Western Animation Industry thread turning out to be the worlds biggest cunt when an ex-employee dropped a google doc

>Favorite Cow

Stefany Lauren/Eloise Frazer/Jillian Valentine. Milk’s gone dry lately but she was going hard earlier this year

>Worst Cow

Pixielocks/Jillian Vessey. There is no other choice, she is the fucking worst

Biggest Plot Twist
>N2F from Proana Scumbags getting pregnant and keeping it.

>Horrorcow

The Queen/Lucinda/Oswalds Lunch

>Best Troll

The Queen/Lucinda/Oswalds Lunch

>Worst Troll

Dylan Mulvaney

>Worst Poster

literally everyone from Edtwt/Edtok in the Proana Scumbags thread

No. 66305

>>66303
Holy kek. I don’t know how I missed this but this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read on here

No. 66306

>Best Milk
It's been a hell of a dry year. I'll have to agree with above nonny and the titspergers being vindicated in the Shayna thread.
>Worst Milk
Venus Angelics Nietzsche-esque existance
(Time being a flat circle)
>Favorite Cow
Vicky Shingles (never change you delusional narcissistic bitch!)
>Worst Cow
Grimes (Can't be a woke zoomer when your snatch smells like geriatric jizz)
>Biggest Plot twist
The dead Tiger King guy that was with brat out of hell (Amanda) was this year, right?
>Horrorcow
Lucinda is tops, but our Queens decent into unhinged troonery is very close.
>Best Troll
Lucinda, cause, her gibberish sure gets some people to just lose it and rant.
>Worst Troll
That idiot Emily who recently got popped for cowtipping PT.
>Best User Created content
The monstrosities in the ai art thread make me chuckle.
>Best comeback
????
>Best poster
All you lovely nonnies that continue to hate on every man in the world. XoXo
>Worst Poster
Emily the Cow tipper
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No. 63684[Reply]

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No. 66272

>>66270
You are superrrr weird, you keep responding to yourself non-stop. You are trying to say thing in fiction=/=thing in real life, which sounds like what lolicons use to justify their child pornography. You cant expect everyone else to agree with you, specially since fiction does reflect in reality. If you agree that loli is cp, then why are you so angry when people say that the ''romance'' in those books is abusive? rules for thee but not for me it seems

No. 66273

>>66272
Not all dumb romance novels are of abusive men and what is being categorized as 'abusive' is just cringey alpha shit >>>/m/339262

No. 66274

>>66272
And reeing all anons are pedos/rapists because they disagree with you is newfaggotry sjw shit. If you can't handle disagreement and instead start sperging in multiple threads that anons must be pro-evil shit because they don't see the harm in it, expect to be banned.

No. 66275

>>66273
People are obviously criticizing the abusive books, not all romance books.
>>66274
No one is saying you are pedo/rapist, you made that up yourself. You use the same arguments pedo moids use when they defend loli ''uh ackshually women write loli too so that mean its okay!''. You cant expect to give such a bad argument and not get called out on it. No one would have cared if you liked your weird abuse YA novels where a kkk member falls in love with you if you didnt jump to defend it every single time like a rabid dog and accuse anyone who doesnt like that type of shit of being a moid.

No. 66276

>>66275
>No one is saying you are pedo/rapist, you made that up yourself.
>You use the same arguments pedo moids use
>Implying recognizing cringey books are fine is justifying pedos arguments/supports their arguments
>crying in meta over being reported



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No. 62751[Reply]

This is a containment thread for meta discussion that doesn't fall into complaints and suggestions. Feel free to tinfoil or talk about the state of the site but try to avoid being too autistic.

If cerbmin needs to hear it, post it here.

REGARDING SPAM:
While we generally avoid over-moderating in /meta/, we are currently being regularly spammed by a handful of schizos from the lolcow hate thread on crystal.cafe, and we are deleting their posts here. If you are concerned about us censoring valid criticism, you are welcome to check that thread.

Previous responses to anons:
>>60572 dev updates, KOSA bill, scrotefoiling
>>61061, >>61064 the "rapesock" controversy
>>61566 discussion of moderation, staff holidays, lack of staff
>>61595, >>61597, >>61644, >>61647, >>61649, >>61657 farmhand responses to questions about moderation
>>61724 farmhand announcing ban glitch was fixed
>>61923 schizoposting and banning in meta

Previous thread:
>>60569
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No. 65208

There’s way too much minimodding going on in threads nowadays and it’s super annoying. I understand it if someone’s posting it in snow or pt or whatever, but if it’s in an offtopic or random thread it’s just ridiculous. The farmhands are being a bit too heavy handed with moderation, redtexting and handing out bans for very small offenses lately too which is kind of annoying.

No. 65209

>>65208
I barely saw any redtexts in /ot/ for the past several weeks even when infights and bait went on for days, so honestly I'm glad.

No. 65210

I think it’s time to open the leftcows thread again. Dasha has a new movie (supporting role but still, it’s a big movie), Yarvin is trying to be deep about Gaza. Also this >>65158
I want to know what nonas have to say again. Give it a trial reopening!

No. 65211

>>65208
Read the thread here, people were asking for mod attention.

No. 65212

>>65206
no one was posting porn in that thread, it was just anime boys kissing. The ones posting porn got rigthfully banned in the first threads.



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